E58 - The Conman's Nocturne

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[00:04] sign
    Minky Momo
[00:04] sign
    Fairy Princess
[01:15] sign
    The Conman's Nocturne
[01:17] Momo
    "The Conman's Nocturne."
[01:23] King
    Love, love Minky Momo!
[01:26] King
    Yeah!
[01:28] King
    I wonder what today's jewel will show us?
[01:33] King
    I can't wait to see!
[01:35] King
    And... there!
[01:51] King
    Come see us, cute little Momo!
[01:53] Queen
    Darling?
[01:54] King
    Coming!
[01:56] Queen
    It's about to start.
[01:57] King
    Yes, of course!
[02:13] Momo
    Isn't that lovely?
[02:14] Pipil
    I'm in love!
[02:15] Pipil
    I'm sure it's a handsome
    young man who's playing!
[02:18] Sind
    Or an ugly old lady.
[02:20] Pipil
    Oh, shut up! Don't ruin my mental image!
[02:24] Momo
    Huh?
[02:31] Momo
    Excuse me! That's upside-down.
[02:36] Momo
    Your poster's upside-down.
[02:41] Momo
    Hey, there's a piano concert coming up?
[02:44] Man
    Yeah.
[02:45] Man
    It's in the big hall in the park.
[02:47] Momo
    I'd love to go!
[02:49] Jim
    Really?
[02:50] Momo
    Yeah.
[02:51] Jim
    Want me to give you a ticket?
[02:53] Momo
    Will you?
[02:55] Pipil
    Will you? Will you?
[02:55] Sind
    I want one, too! Please!
[02:58] Momo
    Be quiet, everyone!
[03:02] Momo
    Oh?
[03:05] Jim
    Here.
[03:09] Momo
    I just have to put up all these posters?
[03:11] Jim
    If you would.
[03:12] Momo
    If it'll let me go to the
    concert, it's no problem!
[03:15] Jim
    Put them where people will see them, okay?
[03:17] Momo
    Okay!
[03:34] Jim
    Father...
[03:50] Momo
    One here.
[03:51] Momo
    One here.
[03:54] Momo
    There!
[03:58] Papa
    Momo?
[04:06] Mocha
    There! There! There! There!
[04:08] Mocha
    One more!
[04:11] Mocha
    There!
[04:13] Momo
    And, stick!
[04:21] Momo
    What a good feeling.
[04:29] Momo
    S-Sorry...
[04:32] Guard
    Excuse me, miss.
[04:35] Guard
    You can't put up posters without permission.
[04:40] Momo
    I'm sorry.
[04:42] Guard
    Oh, a piano concert?
[04:44] Momo
    Yeah.
[04:45] Guard
    If it's in the big hall
    in the park, that's fine.
[04:53] Guard
    It's a little sad to just have the one.
[04:55] Guard
    Why not put one on the hall's bulletin board?
[04:58] Momo
    I will!
[05:00] Guard
    Wait!
[05:02] Momo
    What is it?
[05:03] Guard
    Well, it's just...
[05:05] Guard
    Could I have a ticket, maybe?
[05:07] Guard
    I love the piano.
[05:10] Momo
    Sure, I'll ask Jim!
[05:23] Jim
    Thank you for coming.
[05:24] Lady
    I can't wait!
[05:25] Lady
    Nor I!
[05:28] Jim
    Hey!
[05:29] Momo
    I put up all the posters!
[05:31] Jim
    Thanks.
[05:33] Jim
    Could you hold on just a minute?
[05:34] Momo
    Sure.
[05:37] Momo
    You sold so many tickets!
[05:39] Jim
    No, there's a long way to go.
[05:42] Jim
    Here, the tickets I promised.
[05:43] Momo
    Thank you.
[05:44] Momo
    A man from the park wanted one too.
[05:47] Jim
    Sure thing.
[05:50] Jim
    Here.
[05:51] Momo
    Here.
[05:53] Mama
    These are for us?
[05:56] Momo
    Yes, feel free to come together.
[05:57] Momo
    You haven't had a date in a while, right?
[06:01] Papa
    Aren't you lucky, dear? You!
[06:02] Mama
    Oh, I'm blushing!
[06:04] Momo
    I got tickets for us, too.
[06:06] Papa
    Really?
[06:07] Momo
    One for the man in the park, too.
[06:08] Momo
    A thank-you for putting up the posters.
[06:11] Momo
    I'm going to drop it off now.
[06:12] Papa
    I'm sure he'll be so happy!
[06:14] Mama
    We should tell the lady
    that runs the flower shop
[06:17] Mama
    and her daughter about the concert, too!
[06:19] Papa
    And the man who runs the pharmacy!
[06:20] Mama
    And the old lady on the corner and the
    man on the neighborhood committee,
[06:23] Mama
    and the people across
    from us and next to us...
[06:25] Mama
    And the old man who lives behind us, and...
[06:32] Lady
    It's absolutely infuriating!
[06:33] Guard
    How dare they put up
    these fraudulent posters!
[06:36] Lady
    There wasn't a concert at all!
[06:38] Guard
    Yeah. The hall's manager
    hadn't heard a word about it.
[06:40] Lady
    Can I get back the money
    I paid for my ticket?
[06:43] Lady
    And mine!
[06:44] Guard
    How should I know?
[06:45] Ladies
    But they were so expensive!
[06:47] Guard
    That's the girl!
[06:48] Momo
    Mister!
[06:51] Momo
    The tickets for the concert...
[06:55] Momo
    What's the matter?
[06:56] Guard
    The concert was a fraud.
[06:58] Lady
    We've lost a lot of money.
[06:59] Lady
    How will you fix this?
[07:01] Lady
    You. You're working with
    that man, aren't you?
[07:04] Momo
    I'm not!
[07:05] Lady
    What a little brat!
[07:07] Guard
    You're carrying fraud tickets, right?
[07:09] Momo
    Fraud?
[07:13] All
    Get back here!
[07:16] All
    Get back here, you!
[07:19] King
    Oh, it's a scam!
[07:21] Queen
    This is just awful. What will she do?
[07:24] King
    She was putting up those posters
    in plain sight, after all...
[07:27] King
    Momo's in real trouble!
[07:29] All
    Wait up!
[07:35] Man
    Hey!
[07:40] All
    Get back here!
[07:51] Momo
    Help!
[07:55] All
    Get back here!
[08:03] Baker
    What in the world?
[08:07] All
    Wait up, you!
[08:11] All
    Come back here!
[08:17] Man
    There they are!
[08:20] Man
    Get them!
[08:23] Momo
    Sorry!
[08:27] All
    Get back here!
[08:37] Momo
    Pointer finger.
[08:38] Momo
    Go!
[08:40] Baker
    What's wrong with those people?
[08:44] Baker
    That should do it.
[08:47] Momo
    Hello!
[08:47] Mocha
    Hi!
[08:49] Baker
    Huh?
[08:53] All
    Get back here!
[09:05] All
    Get back here!
[09:09] Momo
    I'll have to transform!
[09:14] Momo
    Ahem.
[09:16] Momo
    What's the matter, everyone?
[09:18] Guard
    We were running after a young girl.
[09:21] Guard
    Have you seen her?
[09:23] Momo
    I haven't.
[09:23] Lady
    She's working with a conman!
[09:25] Lady
    This is your job! Go arrest her at once!
[09:28] Momo
    I-I will.
[09:40] Mocha
    Oh, dear...
[09:43] Sind
    This is pretty bad.
[09:44] Pipil
    You think she'll manage to escape?
[09:46] Sind
    Dunno.
[09:58] Baker
    But sir, I...
[09:59] Manager
    Please...
[10:01] Baker
    No, I've had enough of the city.
[10:03] Baker
    I can't take anymore.
[10:04] Manager
    Don't talk like that!
[10:06] Momo
    Is something the matter?
[10:07] Baker
    Listen to this, Miss Policewoman!
[10:18] Baker
    I'm done with this town!
[10:20] Baker
    I'm gonna go back to the
    country to raise koi fish!
[10:22] Baker
    And what's with you people? You're awful!
[10:25] Baker
    You think you can treat me like
    that because I'm from the country?
[10:27] Baker
    Give me a break!
[10:28] Baker
    You city people should
    really look at yourselves!
[10:31] Momo
    Hooray!
[10:34] Momo
    Thanks so much, sir!
[10:39] Momo
    Bye!
[10:43] Baker
    Manager.
[10:44] Baker
    I think I'll stay in the city after all.
[10:47] Manager
    Why not just die?
[10:49] Pipil
    What now?
[10:50] Mocha
    What do we do?
[10:52] Sind
    They're gonna keep thinking we're in league
    with the conman and have us arrested!
[10:58] Pipil
    What do we do, Momo?
[10:59] Momo
    What else?
[11:01] Momo
    We find Jim and confront him!
[11:03] Momo
    We need to make him return
    the money he stole!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:33] Momo
    What's the meaning of this?
[11:34] Jim
    What do you mean?
[11:35] Momo
    Don't play dumb with me!
[11:36] Momo
    That money isn't yours.
[11:40] Momo
    I'm taking it back.
[11:48] Momo
    Give it back!
[11:55] Jim
    W-Wait!
[11:59] Jim
    Darn it...
[12:10] Guard
    That's her!
[12:11] Jim
    Give that here!
[12:13] Momo
    Get back here!
[12:14] Momo
    Get back here!
[12:15] Momo
    Get back here!
[12:18] Momo
    Get back here!
[12:20] Momo
    Get back here, you!
[12:24] Momo
    Get back here!
[12:27] All
    Get back here, you!
[12:39] Momo
    No!
[13:02] Mocha
    It's him!
[13:05] Pipil
    Look out!
[13:26] Jim
    Excuse me!
[13:27] Momo
    No, excuse me! I wasn't looking!
[13:31] Momo
    Wait!
[13:42] Momo
    Wait!
[13:50] Momo
    You can't escape now!
[13:56] Momo
    The police will be here soon.
[13:58] Momo
    Just hand over the money already!
[14:26] Guard
    There they are! Up there!
[14:33] Jim
    I lose.
[14:40] Momo
    Why did you scam those people?
[14:42] Jim
    I wanted to buy a piano.
[14:43] Momo
    A piano?
[14:44] Jim
    The priest...
[14:47] Jim
    Father Geppetto's birthday is coming up.
[15:03] Jim
    He plays father and mother
    to children without parents.
[15:09] Jim
    When I lost my parents
    and couldn't stop crying,
[15:12] Jim
    he taught me piano to help me feel better.
[15:31] Momo
    So you wanted to get him a
    piano for a birthday present?
[15:35] Jim
    I told him I'd become a pianist, and that
    I'd bring a new piano for his birthday.
[15:40] Momo
    Why did you lie like that?
[15:43] Jim
    Not really sure.
[15:46] Jim
    But I thought I should
    at least get the piano.
[15:52] Momo
    What will you do about the concert?
[15:54] Jim
    No idea.
[15:59] Pipil
    We're almost to the end!
[16:01] Mocha
    There's so many policemen there!
[16:03] Sind
    They're going to arrest you both!
[16:05] Momo
    Okay, in that case...
[16:07] Sind
    Wh-What are you going to do?
[16:09] Momo
    I don't know if it'll work, but...
[16:11] Momo
    Jim. You want to see the priest, right?
[16:15] Jim
    Yeah, I guess.
[16:15] Momo
    Don't say it like that!
[16:17] Momo
    Wish hard!
[16:18] Momo
    "I want to see him, I want to see him!"
[16:20] Momo
    Please!
[16:25] Momo
    Jim!
[16:43] Momo
    Fly us to the priest, please!
[16:58] Momo
    It worked!
[17:18] Jim
    Father!
[17:20] Priest
    Jim!
[17:22] Priest
    Hey, Jim!
[17:24] Jim
    Father...
[17:40] Sind
    But Momo, what about the concert?
[17:43] Sind
    The people of the town are furious!
[17:47] Momo
    Just leave that to Momo!
[17:51] Momo
    Everyone, a rumor went out
    that the concert was a scam,
[17:54] Momo
    and we're very sorry for worrying you.
[17:59] Momo
    Everyone, we will hold the concert now!
[18:07] Momo
    Look at all those people!
[18:09] Jim
    You said you were bringing in a pianist.
[18:11] Jim
    Are they really coming?
[18:13] Momo
    They're already here.
[18:15] Jim
    Wh-Where?
[18:17] Momo
    Just take it away.
[18:20] Jim
    Well... everyone.
[18:24] Momo
    Let's go!
[18:29] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[18:31] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[18:33] Momo
    Become a pianist with an adult touch!
[18:57] Momo
    Pretty perfect, if I do say so myself.
[18:59] Sind
    You'll give a dashing performance, I'm sure.
[19:02] Momo
    I guess we'll see.
[19:03] Pipil
    Don't talk like that now!
[19:06] Momo
    Just kidding.
[19:19] Lady
    I suppose they're holding it after all.
[19:22] Lady
    I don't have high hopes for
    the performance, of course.
[19:24] Papa
    Shh!
[19:42] Sind
    Not bad at all!
[19:43] Mocha
    Shh!
[20:16] Jim
    Father.
[20:19] Jim
    The truth is, I...
[20:20] Priest
    It's all right.
[20:23] Priest
    Don't say anything more.
[20:24] Priest
    You are my son.
[20:27] Priest
    Right?
[20:57] King
    It's all good, it's all good!
[20:59] Queen
    I'm sure Jim won't do anything wicked again.
[21:02] King
    I hope that he becomes a real pianist
[21:04] King
    and makes a concerted effort
    to hold a real concert!
[21:08] Queen
    Oh, you!
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[22:07] Mocha
    Fairies belong to the world of fairy tales.
[22:10] Mocha
    They have no connection to the
    real world humans live in.
[22:13] Mocha
    But is that really true?
[22:15] Mocha
    Look all around you! I'm
    sure you'll see something.
[22:19] Mocha
    That's your very own fairy
    in your very own world.
[22:22] Mocha
    Fairy Princess Minky Momo.
[22:23] Mocha
    Next time: "The Legend of
    a Certain Streetcorner."
[22:26] Mocha
    Hero of truth and justice, Mocha,
    will show you a world of dreams!
[22:30] Mocha
    What do you think?
[22:31] Mocha
    The previews go pretty smooth
    when I'm doing them, right?
[22:34] Mocha
    I'm satisfied!