E28 - Driving in the Egg Race

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    Fairy Princess
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    Driving in the Egg Race
[01:17] Momo
    "Driving in the Egg Race!"
[01:28] Momo
    This is a Melon Bird egg?
SIGN    Wow, that's a big egg!
[01:33] Mocha
    You could make three whole omelets from that!
[01:35] Pipil
    There's a baby Melon Bird
    in there, isn't there?
[01:38] Momo
    Okay, I'm gonna touch it!
[01:42] Mama
    Momo, no!
[01:45] Momo
    Er... w-what?
[01:47] Mama
    Be careful! That egg is very, very important!
[01:51] Momo
    I know that.
[01:53] Momo
    There's a baby Melon Bird in there, right?
[01:56] Mama
    Not just that.
[01:58] Mama
    There are only two Melon
    Birds in the whole world!
[02:02] Mama
    And those two finally laid an egg!
[02:07] Papa Bird
    We did it!
[02:10] Mama
    But then the mama bird got sick,
    and she isn't able to keep the egg warm!
[02:16] Momo
    I see. So Papa's looking after it?
[02:18] Papa
    That's right.
[02:20] Papa
    If this egg were to break, it might mean
    the end of Melon Birds as a species.
[02:25] Papa
    If the egg's that important, why
    don't we hatch it ourselves?
[02:29] Papa
    We can't.
[02:31] Papa
    The hatched chick thinks the first
    thing it sees is its mother!
[02:39] Chick
    Mama! Mama!
[02:41] Papa
    So we need the mother bird to
    embrace it the moment it's hatched.
[02:46] Momo
    So it won't know who its mama is, otherwise?
[02:50] Papa
    That's right.
[02:51] Papa
    So we have to take it to
    the Overthere Zoo next.
[02:55] Papa
    Okay, Momo, let's go.
[02:57] Momo
    What? I'm going, too?
[02:59] Mama
    Really?
[03:00] Papa
    That's right, so hold on tight!
[03:02] Papa
    We don't want you dropping it!
[03:04] Papa
    Now, let's move out!
[03:06] Mama
    D-Dear...
[03:09] Papa
    What is it, dear?
[03:10] Mama
    What about me?
[03:12] Papa
    Sorry, but I need you to watch the place.
[03:14] Papa
    We can't just close the shop!
[03:17] Mama
    Well, I suppose, but...
[03:21] Papa
    I'm a veterinarian.
[03:23] Papa
    I must go where I am called!
[03:26] Mama
    Yes, I understand.
[03:27] Mama
    Do your best, dear!
[03:31] Mocha
    I think there's something
    wrong with those two.
SIGN    This always happens.
[03:38] Momo
    Well, Mama, see you!
[03:40] Papa
    We'll be back in time for dinner!
[03:43] Momo
    Bye-bye!
[03:49] Mama
    A wife's life isn't easy.
[03:52] Mama
    Well, I'd better do the laundry!
[03:55] Pipil
    Poor dear!
[03:56] Pipil
    I truly do sympathize
    with a woman left behind!
[04:00] Mocha
    I wanna see the Melon Bird hatch, too!
[04:04] Pipil
    I feel bad for Mama, but...
[04:06] Mocha
    Let's go in the Gourmet Poppo!
[04:12] Momo
    Papa, we're driving so slow.
[04:14] Momo
    Are you sure we'll reach the Overthere
    Zoo before the Melon Bird hatches?
[04:18] Papa
    Don't worry.
[04:19] Papa
    I'm making sure we'll make it just in time.
[04:21] Papa
    It'll all be pointless if I drive
    recklessly and break the egg.
[04:27] Momo
    That's true.
[04:28] Momo
    That makes sense!
[04:34] Mocha
    Wow, they're driving so slowly!
[04:36] Pipil
    Yes, it's too bad they couldn't
    take the Gourmet Poppo!
SIGN    Yeah, reality can be a harsh mistress.
SIGN    Anyway, let's go on ahead!
[05:26] Momo
    What was that?
[05:29] Racer
    You all right?
[05:31] Papa
    Hello.
[05:32] Racer
    Hey, you'd better be more careful.
[05:34] Racer
    I'm in the middle of the
    "Screw the Cops" race.
[05:37] Momo
    The "Screw the Cops" race?
[05:40] Racer
    Yeah.
[05:40] Racer
    It's a race from Somewhere
    City to Overthere City
[05:43] Racer
    that we try to keep secret from the cops.
[05:45] Racer
    There'll be quite a few
    odd cars coming behind me,
[05:47] Racer
    so be careful you don't get hit.
[05:49] Papa
    Oh, that's awful!
[05:51] Papa
    We'll have to be careful!
[05:52] Racer
    Well, I'm in a hurry.
[05:54] Racer
    See you!
[05:56] Papa
    How could there be a race
    at a time like this?!
[06:00] Papa
    Momo, what is it?
[06:01] Momo
    The egg!
[06:11] Papa
    It's all right. The egg itself is fine.
[06:14] Momo
    Thank goodness!
[06:16] Papa
    This is pretty bad though.
[06:17] Papa
    If we can't use the incubator...
[06:20] Momo
    What should we do? Turn back?
[06:22] Papa
    We wouldn't make it in time.
[06:27] Papa
    We have no choice. I'll just have to...
[06:32] Papa
    warm it up myself!
[06:40] Momo
    Papa, is it hard to drive like that?
[06:42] Papa
    It'll work itself out.
[06:47] Momo
    P-Papa, look out!
[06:49] Momo
    They're coming!
[07:06] Cop
    Those stupid street racers!
    I'll make them pay!
[07:26] Cop
    I'll arrest anyone I find
    participating in the race!
[07:36] Momo
    Papa! The egg!
[07:39] Papa
    No problem. It's safe.
[07:41] Momo
    Thank goodness!
[07:44] Cop
    What'd you say?!
[07:46] Cop
    I'm not gonna buy that flimsy excuse!
[07:48] Papa
    It's true! This egg is—
[07:51] Cop
    Oh, shut up!
[07:52] Cop
    What kind of fool would transport
    an egg under his shirt?!
[07:55] Papa
    This fool!
[07:57] Cop
    The great Officer Bluto will
    not be fooled by your excuses!
[08:00] Papa
    It's true!
[08:01] Papa
    If you'll just call my house, you'll see!
[08:04] Cop
    Oh, really? Let's find out, then.
[08:08] Mama
    Yes? Coming!
[08:09] Mama
    Hello?
[08:11] Mama
    Yes, that's right.
[08:13] Mama
    What?!
[08:14] Mama
    Arrested?
[08:15] Cop
    Yes. Melon Bird egg?
[08:17] Cop
    Yes, yes. Yes.
[08:20] Cop
    Oh, I see! I understand!
[08:22] Cop
    Yes, yes. Have a good day.
[08:24] Mama
    Hello?
[08:26] Mama
    Hello?!
[08:27] Mama
    Oh, he hung up...
[08:29] Mama
    How awful! What are my
    husband and Momo up to?
[08:33] Cop
    Hey, your wife loves her little jokes, huh?
[08:36] Cop
    Melon egg? Yeah, right!
[08:39] Papa
    You don't believe me, then?
[08:41] Cop
    Of course not!
[08:43] Cop
    There's no such thing as a melon egg!
[08:45] Papa
    But that's what this is!
[08:47] Cop
    I'm not arguing this any more.
[08:48] Cop
    You're a stubborn old man.
[08:50] Momo
    Excuse me!
[08:52] Cop
    What?
[08:53] Momo
    Can I go to the bathroom?
[08:56] Cop
    Fine.
[08:57] Cop
    Take her there.
[08:58] Cop
    Right.
[09:00] Cop
    Come along, dear.
[09:01] Momo
    Sure!
[09:05] Papa
    I know!
[09:06] Bluto
    What now?
[09:07] Papa
    Ask Dr. Bird at the Overthere Zoo!
[09:10] Cop
    Dr. Bird?
[09:11] Cop
    The famous ornthologist?
[09:14] Papa
    Yes! Hurry!
[09:21] Mama
    Here I come!
[09:27] Mama
    Papa, Momo! Wait for me!
[09:38] Momo
    It's gonna take into the new
    year to convince those fools!
[09:41] Momo
    I've got to get the egg
    where it's going myself!
[09:46] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[09:48] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[09:51] Momo
    Become a professional driver
    with an adult touch!
[10:18] Momo
    Excuse me.
[10:19] Cop
    Yes? What is it?
[10:21] Momo
    I just saw a cute little girl
    sneaking out the window.
[10:26] Momo
    Is that all right?
[10:27] Cop
    What?! Really?
[10:29] Cop
    Oh, heck!
[10:32] Cop
    She got away!
[10:40] Cop
    She's just a little girl.
    She can't have gone far!
[10:42] Cop
    Call everyone! Find her!
[10:43] Cop
    Yes, sir!
[10:48] Papa
    What just happened?
[10:51] Momo
    Now's our chance! Let's go!
[10:52] Papa
    Er... and you are...?
[10:55] Momo
    I'm a professional driver.
[10:57] Momo
    Momo asked me to help you.
[11:00] Momo
    Hurry!
[11:01] Papa
    But where's Momo?
[11:03] Momo
    The egg comes first.
[11:04] Papa
    Oh, the egg!
[11:06] Papa
    Here we go.
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    Fairy Princess
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    Minky Momo
[11:27] Cop
    Car No. 2 here!
[11:28] Cop
    The man with the egg is escaping in a car!
[11:31] Bluto
    What?!
[11:32] Bluto
    All right! We're on our way too!
[11:38] Bluto
    I won't let him get away.
[11:39] Ann
    Car No. 1. Over.
[11:42] Bluto
    Yes, Car No. 1?
[11:44] Ann
    You have a call from Dr.
    Bird at the Overthere Zoo.
[11:47] Bluto
    Okay, put him through!
[11:48] Bird
    You fool!
[11:49] Bird
    There are only two Melon
    Birds left in the world!
[11:52] Bird
    What's this I hear about
    you abusing their egg?
[11:56] Bird
    I'm taking this all the way up the chain!
[11:59] Bluto
    Y-You mean his story about the egg was true?
[12:02] Bird
    Of course it was!
[12:04] Bird
    Isn't it the police's
    job to get it here safely?
[12:07] Bluto
    Yes, sir, we'll do it!
[12:25] Papa
    How could this have happened?
[12:28] Momo
    Cheer up, Papa.
[12:32] Papa
    P-Papa?!
[12:34] Momo
    Oh, dear. I mean, Uncle.
[12:36] Papa
    I'm surely too young to be an uncle...
[12:39] Momo
    Big Brother, then, if you insist.
[12:41] Papa
    Yeah, I like that!
[12:45] Momo
    Oh, Papa, trying to act like you're young!
[12:51] Momo
    Oh, dear! I think they've found us!
[13:01] Mama
    Go!
[13:05] Mama
    I'm the only one who can save you!
[13:07] Mama
    Hang in there, dear!
[13:18] Bluto
    We've got to catch and protect them!
[13:21] Bluto
    That's a weird thing to say, right?
[13:29] Racer
    Hey, you're that slow driver from before.
[13:32] Papa
    Thanks for your advice before!
[13:34] Momo
    Hi!
[13:35] Racer
    What a cutie!
[13:38] Racer
    Hey, hey, you guys in the
    "Screw the Cops" race too?
[13:41] Momo
    Oh, no!
[13:42] Momo
    We're taking an egg to the Overthere Zoo.
[13:45] Momo
    We're in a hurry, though, so see you later!
[13:48] Racer
    Taking an egg to the zoo?
[13:49] Racer
    Well, you won't beat me!
[14:04] Papa
    We've got a lot of people on our tail!
[14:07] Momo
    Why does everything I do
    have to become a spectacle?!
[14:11] Cop
    This is Car 2. Car 1, over.
[14:13] Bluto
    Yes? Bluto speaking.
[14:16] Cop
    We're at an intersection outside of town.
[14:19] Cop
    We've got a roadblock set up, so don't worry.
[14:21] Bluto
    Great!
[14:22] Bluto
    Just watch out for the car with the egg!
[14:24] Bluto
    Arrest absolutely everyone else!
[14:26] Cop
    Copy that!
[14:41] Cop
    S-Stop!
[14:50] Cop
    What's wrong with them?! They can't do that!
[14:52] Bluto
    You fool!
[14:54] Bluto
    What are you doing, standing around?
[14:56] Bluto
    Go after them already!
[14:57] Cop
    Sir!
[15:15] Bluto
    Arrest those two!
[15:17] Bluto
    We'll keep going after the egg!
[15:20] Cop
    Well, get a move on!
[15:22] Both
    Aw, shucks...
[15:37] Mama
    What is all this?
[15:39] Mama
    Oh, my! What an awful mess!
[15:41] Mama
    I know.
[15:46] Mama
    You might not believe it,
    but I'm quite the mechanic!
[15:52] Papa
    P-Please, hurry!
[15:54] Papa
    I think the egg is going to hatch soon!
[15:56] Momo
    Overthere City is just past this mountain.
[15:58] Momo
    Hang in there a bit longer!
[16:03] Mama
    It's all done!
[16:12] Mama
    Isn't that wonderful?
[16:14] Mama
    It's ten times more powerful than before!
[16:16] Mama
    Now I've got to take back the time I lost!
[16:25] Mama
    I'm coming, dear!
[16:38] Mocha
    What's taking them so long?!
[16:40] Pipil
    They should be here by now.
SIGN    I'm so worried!
[16:46] Racer
    I'm gonna win this, sorry.
[17:05] Momo
    I hate this!
[17:11] Racer
    This is heavy oil! I'm done...
[17:16] Racer
    Yeah, I'm totally done!
[17:20] Momo
    What do I do?
[17:21] Momo
    The oil's fouled up the brakes!
[17:24] Papa
    O-Oh, no!
[17:31] Mocha
    There!
[17:32] Pipil
    It's Momo!
[17:36] Mama
    Oh, no! I can't stop!
[17:51] Momo
    Are you all right?
[17:54] Momo
    How's the egg?
[17:55] Papa
    No matter what happens to me,
    I'll always keep the egg safe!
[18:02] Bluto
    Hey! Look around you!
[18:10] Papa
    Wh-What do we do?
[18:12] Momo
    Oh, no!
[18:15] Momo
    Wait! Wait!
[18:23] Momo
    I've got it!
[18:37] Mama
    Go!
[18:56] Mama
    Take that!
[19:05] Mama
    Dear!
[19:07] Papa
    You did it! You're amazing, dear!
[19:10] Papa
    I know just why I married you!
[19:13] Momo
    I think I've been shown up.
[19:22] Bird
    Well done! You made it just in time!
[19:26] Papa
    Well, I'm certainly glad it worked out...
[19:28] Momo
    Hey, hatch already!
[19:30] Mama
    Hush. It's not quite time yet.
[19:33] Papa
    Momo! Where have you been?
[19:36] Momo
    The police brought me!
[19:38] Papa
    Oh, of course.
[19:39] Papa
    Glad to hear it.
[19:40] Papa
    Well, the egg's gonna hatch soon.
SIGN    Here it comes!
[20:02] Momo
    It hatched!
[20:04] Both
    It hatched!
[20:11] All
    Hooray! Hooray!
[20:14] All
    Hooray!
[20:29] King
    We drew an ace! That's so great!
[20:32] Queen
    It really is a relief.
[20:34] King
    But half the credit goes
    to Momo's mama this time!
[20:38] Queen
    That's very true.
[20:40] Queen
    We'll have to find a way
    to thank her some day.
[20:42] King
    Yes, once Earth and Fenarinarsa are
    connected the way they were long ago!
[20:47] Queen
    That's right.
[20:55] Mama
    Papa! Momo!
[20:56] Mama
    I've got to make dinner, so
    I'll see you back at home!
[21:04] Momo
    I've been shown up.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:11] Momo
    We are not alone!
[22:12] Momo
    There's got to be life out there!
[22:15] Momo
    We know that's true, right?
[22:16] Momo
    We know Fenarinarsa's out there in space!
[22:19] Momo
    But next time, there's an incident
    to shock even Fenarinarsa's king!
[22:24] Momo
    A genuine UFO!
[22:25] Momo
    Who's inside? Aliens? ET?
[22:27] Momo
    Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:29] Momo
    "A UFO Arrives!"
[22:31] Momo
    Look up to the night sky and wish on a star!
[22:33] Momo
    I know you'll meet aliens too!