E23 - Showdown in Dotch City

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[00:06] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[00:06] Sign
    Minky Momo
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    In a universe over there, in an Earth
    over there, in a city over there,
[01:47] Narrator
    there lived a girl.
[01:50] Narrator
    She looked like a completely normal
    girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
[01:54] Narrator
    The one difference was...
[01:56] Narrator
    The girl could use magic to
    transform into a grown-up!
[02:00] Narrator
    They called her Minky Momo.
SIGN    Showdown in Dotch City
[02:07] Momo
    "Showdown in Dotch City."
[02:18] Momo
    Eight trucks.
[02:19] Momo
    Nine trucks.
[02:21] Momo
    Ten...
[02:22] Momo
    Wowie wow!
[02:24] Momo
    Those trucks keep driving,
    and I keep thriving!
SIGN    They look like houses for a Wild West setting...
SIGN    What could it be?
SIGN    I know!
[02:33] Momo
    They're moving in houses
    for a Wild West setting!
SIGN    That much is obvious!
[02:44] Momo
    Papa! Mama! Emergency!
[02:45] Momo
    They're moving in Wild West houses...
[02:49] Momo
    Wow, something smells good!
SIGN    It really does!
[02:54] Momo
    What're you making?
[02:56] Papa
    Can't you see?
[02:58] Papa
    It's lovely weather today!
[02:59] Papa
    Mama's going to make delicious
    food for a family picnic!
[03:03] Momo
    A picnic! A picnic!
[03:05] Momo
    Yahoo! Yahoo!
[03:06] Momo
    So, where are we going?
[03:08] Papa
    The Wild West town you just mentioned.
[03:10] Momo
    Wild West town?
[03:13] Ann
    Hello, hello!
[03:14] Ann
    Is everybody from Overthere
    City having a good time?
[03:17] Ann
    Latest in our "Play in cities
    all over the world" series,
[03:21] Ann
    we brought in a real American Wild West town.
[03:24] Ann
    Isn't that a surprise?
[03:26] Ann
    Have fun, all!
[03:30] Momo
    Wow! So this is what it was about?
[03:33] Momo
    Isn't that amazing?
[03:34] All
    So amazing!
[03:35] Momo
    It's a genuine, bonafide Wild West town!
[03:39] Papa
    It's the wandering Gunman Papa!
[03:42] Mama
    And I'm the town's beloved Mama Dancer!
[03:45] Mama
    Our hearts, once so lonely,
[03:48] Mama
    catch fire the moment we meet!
[03:51] Mama
    Oh, I could write a Western novel!
[03:54] Papa
    Dear...
[03:56] Mama
    Dear...
[04:00] Momo
    They're at it again.
[04:02] Chamo
    Pretend you don't know them.
[04:04] Papa
    Hey, Dancer Mama!
[04:05] Papa
    Your eyes are so beautiful—
[04:09] Ann
    The buildings are extremely
    fragile, so be careful!
SIGN    What's this? The town is called Dotch City.
SIGN    It was once attacked by a band of rustlers called the Clantons,
SIGN    and destroyed.
[04:23] Momo
    A band of rustlers?
[04:25] Momo
    That's scary.
[04:26] Momo
    I suppose they didn't have a cool hero like
    the kind in American Wild West movies...
[04:31] Momo
    I feel bad for them.
[04:32] Momo
    If I'd been there, I
    would've been their hero!
[04:35] Momo
    Ba-blam! Ba-blam!
[04:38] Momo
    I think someone's looking at me.
[04:45] Momo
    A gunman?
SIGN    Momo? What is it?
[04:53] Momo
    Eh? I don't see anyone...
[04:55] Lupi
    What's wrong, Momo?
[04:57] Momo
    I saw a gunman.
SIGN    A gunman? I don't see anyone.
SIGN    It was your imagination.
[05:04] Momo
    A pistol!
SIGN    That could be from when the people of Dotch City fought the Clantons.
[05:15] Momo
    You might be right! That's so cool!
[05:20] Momo
    It fired a bullet!
[05:28] Momo
    What the...
SIGN    Lightning?
[05:30] Momo
    But the weather was so good...
[05:43] Momo
    Oh, dear!
[05:44] Momo
    What happened? What's going on?
SIGN    Who are those people?
[05:48] Chamo
    The tourists are all gone, too...
[05:50] Man
    Emergency!
[05:52] Man
    The Clantons are here!
[05:54] All
    The Clantons?!
[06:09] Lupi
    What's this all about?
[06:11] Momo
    I get it! It's a surprise
    Wild West movie attraction!
[06:19] Momo
    Awesome! It's so authentic!
[06:23] Clanton
    Looks like they got word we were
    coming and tried to skedaddle,
[06:27] Clanton
    but I won't let it happen!
[06:29] Clanton
    I hear you Dotch City varmints quaking
    in your houses, so listen up!
[06:35] Clanton
    We don't need the old furniture
    you've got packed in your wagons.
[06:39] Clanton
    Throw all your valuables
    into the street right now!
[06:42] Clanton
    If you do, I'll let you live!
[06:48] Momo
    Nice gag!
[06:50] Momo
    Yeah, nice one!
[06:52] Momo
    Bravo, bravo!
[06:54] Momo
    That was great!
[06:56] Clanton
    Did you laugh at me?!
[06:58] Clanton
    If you laugh, you'd better entertain!
[06:59] Clanton
    Let's dance!
SIGN    I'm exhausted.
[07:10] Clanton
    Looks like you Dotch City
    folk have a death wish.
[07:14] Clanton
    We're gonna take all the money in your bank.
[07:17] Clanton
    After that, we're gonna go house to house.
[07:21] Clanton
    You'd better get ready!
[07:22] Clanton
    And we'll be watching, so
    don't think you can get away.
[07:31] Momo
    Seems a little over the top.
SIGN    Using real pistols in an attraction...
SIGN    Seems a little off.
[07:38] Chamo
    Guys, look! Overthere City is gone!
[07:41] Chamo
    What?
[07:51] Momo
    What's going on here?
SIGN    It looks like we ended up in a real Wild West town somehow.
[07:58] Momo
    Does that mean those are real rustlers?
[08:01] Chamo
    Could be!
[08:02] Momo
    They're gonna get it!
[08:04] Momo
    I was holding back 'cause it was just a show,
[08:06] Momo
    but if real rustlers just made me
    dance, that makes me really mad!
[08:10] Momo
    Okay, I'm gonna chase off the Clantons!
[08:16] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[08:19] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[08:21] Momo
    It's the Wild West setting, so become a
    fast-shooting gunfighter with a Minky touch!
[08:53] Clanton
    That was too dang easy.
[08:55] Momo
    Hold up, everybody!
[09:01] Momo
    And who might you be?
[09:02] Momo
    Didn't you hear me? Hands up.
[09:05] Momo
    Little brat. Get her!
[09:17] Momo
    That bravado's gonna get you hurt someday.
[09:19] Clanton
    I didn't know there were
    gunfighters in town here.
[09:22] Momo
    Well, turn tail and run.
[09:25] Clanton
    This ain't over.
[09:28] Clanton
    We'll be back at 6, when
    the sun's on the horizon.
[09:33] Clanton
    Be ready for us!
[09:35] All
    We did it!
[09:43] King
    I love Wild West movies!
[09:45] Queen
    The days when everything
    was a new frontier, right?
[09:50] King
    It's all good, it's all good!
[09:51] King
    It's a true adventure! You
    "ture" can count on it!
[09:54] King
    Yes. But I "ture" hope Momo doesn't end
    up biting off more than she can chew...
[10:01] Men
    Hey, they left!
[10:03] Men
    We're safe now! Let's get our
    things back into our houses!
SIGN    I see. They heard the Clantons were coming and were about to leave.
SIGN    Oh, so that's it?
[10:16] Man
    Thanks so much.
[10:18] Momo
    Hey, I didn't do anything.
[10:21] Momo
    But the rustlers will be back at 6.
[10:24] Momo
    Let's work together to beat them for good!
[10:26] Man
    What? You mean you didn't
    chase them away for good?!
[10:30] Momo
    Well, I didn't think...
[10:32] Man
    Hey, let's leave town after all!
[10:37] Momo
    Hey, don't run! Stay here and fight together!
[10:40] Lupi
    Yeah! Yeah!
[10:41] Man
    We can't do that!
[10:43] Momo
    How would you know unless you try?
[10:46] Boy
    They're weak.
[10:49] Momo
    Hey, the pie-thrower!
[10:51] Momo
    They're all cowards and losers.
[10:53] Chamo
    Well, I get being afraid, but...
[10:56] Lupi
    It's not good to run without even trying!
[10:59] Momo
    Okay, in that case, I'll
    have to look after them!
[11:03] Boy
    Will you let me help, miss?
[11:06] Momo
    You?
[11:07] Boy
    My big brother stood against
    the Clantons just like you.
[11:12] Boy
    But he lost...
[11:14] Momo
    Lost? I see.
[11:17] Lupi
    Poor kid.
[11:19] Lupi
    What's your name?
[11:20] Lupi
    Bonny.
[11:21] Lupi
    Please, let me help!
[11:24] Lupi
    I can't let you help, Bonny.
[11:25] Lupi
    Why not?
[11:26] Momo
    I understand how you feel,
    but you're just a kid.
[11:30] Bonny
    Am not!
[11:32] Bonny
    Please, let me help!
[11:36] Momo
    The six-shooters on my belt are
    saying they don't need help.
[11:40] Momo
    Get back home, kid.
[11:42] Bonny
    Jerk! Fine, never mind!
[11:47] Momo
    Thanks, Bonny.
SIGN    Are you sure, Momo?
SIGN    The Clantons will be back with even more of their goons.
[11:54] Momo
    That's no reason to put that
    little kid in the line of fire.
[11:59] Momo
    Hey, everyone!
[12:01] Momo
    I swear I'll protect your city.
[12:04] Momo
    But if even one of you wants
    to fight with me, say so!
[12:08] Momo
    The Clantons will be here at six.
[12:11] Momo
    It's two o'clock now, so
    that's four hours from now.
[12:14] Momo
    So for those four hours, we'll
    wait here for any offers of help!
[12:19] Momo
    If anyone here really loves this city...
[12:21] Man
    Everyone, we can leave this to that gunwoman!
[12:25] Man
    Put your furniture back in your houses!
SIGN    No one's listening.
[12:28] Momo
    Fine, whatever! I don't need your help!
[12:31] Momo
    I can handle it myself!
[12:33] Momo
    Bring it on, Clantons!
[12:36] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:36] sign
    Minky Momo
[12:40] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:40] sign
    Minky Momo
[12:41] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:41] sign
    Minky Momo
SIGN    And that's my plan.
[12:58] Momo
    Got it. So we lure them into the houses?
SIGN    That's it, more or less.
[13:04] Lupi
    So we just leave the rest to Momo, huh?
[13:07] Chamo
    But can you really handle it alone?
[13:09] Momo
    I'm not entirely alone.
[13:11] Momo
    I'll use magic to transform into various
    gunfighters and take 'em all down!
[13:15] Lupi
    Momo, so cool!
SIGN    Well, let's get to work.
[13:23] Momo
    I'm hungry...
[13:25] Momo
    Would you like a hamburger?
[13:31] Jack
    Happy Jack's special hamburgers.
[13:34] Momo
    Happy Jack?
[13:36] Jack
    It's the best restaurant in town.
[13:39] Momo
    Restaurant?
[13:43] Jack
    Would you like some?
[13:44] All
    Yes, please!
[13:50] Momo
    So good!
[13:52] Jack
    I ran a restaurant there
    before the town was built.
[13:56] Jack
    So I love this town more
    than just about anyone.
[14:01] Jack
    But as you can see, I'm quite old.
[14:04] Jack
    There's nothing I can do to help you.
[14:08] Jack
    But I thought at least I'd
    bring you some hamburgers.
[14:10] Jack
    Please, protect this city from the Clantons.
[14:13] Jack
    Please!
[14:15] Momo
    Thanks for the meal.
[14:16] Momo
    Sir, leave your city to us!
[14:31] Momo
    It's just about time.
[14:33] Momo
    Has Lupipi reported anything?
[14:34] Momo
    Not yet.
[14:36] Momo
    How many reinforcements
    could they be bringing?
[14:39] Momo
    It's Lupipi!
[14:41] Momo
    They're here! Ten in all!
[14:44] Momo
    Ten, eh?
[14:45] Momo
    A worthy enemy, to be sure.
[14:57] Momo
    You may be rotten varmints,
    but at least you're punctual.
[15:02] Clan
    We've gotta get back in time for dinner.
[15:05] Clan
    Get going, men!
[15:08] Chamo
    They're here! Now!
[15:14] All
    We did it!
[15:16] Momo
    Stage 1, success!
[15:24] Trio
    Nice one! Nice one!
[15:26] Momo
    Stage 2, success!
[15:29] Momo
    Well? Don't you wanna crawl into
    a hole and die of embarrassment?!
[15:34] Clan
    What was that?
[15:38] Clan
    C'mon, this way!
[15:40] Clan
    Don't let her escape!
[15:41] Clan
    Get her!
[15:50] Momo
    Hey, c'mon!
[15:51] Clan
    The second floor!
[15:56] Clan
    She ran in there.
[15:58] Clan
    All right...
[16:00] Momo
    Hi! It's good to see you all!
[16:04] Momo
    I've got a message from the lady gunfighter.
[16:06] Momo
    If you open this door, you'll
    all be filled with holes!
[16:10] Clan
    What's that?!
[16:11] Clan
    What do we do, boss?
[16:12] Clan
    Looks like the town's ready for us!
[16:20] Man
    Boss, let's at least take down one of them.
[16:23] Man
    You go, then.
[16:25] Man
    But you should show us how to do it...
[16:28] Man
    What'd you say? Go, I said!
[16:35] Man
    Just who are you?
[16:38] Momo
    Looks like you're the Clanton Gang, eh?
[16:42] Momo
    I'm a mercenary the town hired.
[16:45] Clan
    So they hired two mercenaries?
[16:49] Clan
    What's going on?!
[16:50] Momo
    And I'm not the only hired gun here.
[16:52] Momo
    Come out, everyone!
[17:02] Clan
    How many people did they hire?!
[17:16] Momo
    Hi!
[17:18] Momo
    Oh, dear. A mistake!
[17:21] Momo
    But why'd I pick my cheerleader outfit?
[17:23] Momo
    Well, whatever!
[17:25] Momo
    Go, go, Momo!
[17:26] Momo
    Blast 'em! Blast 'em!
[17:28] Momo
    Beat those Clantons!
[17:30] Lupi
    What is she doing?!
[17:33] Chamo
    Get a grip, Momo!
SIGN    Darn it...
[17:36] Momo
    Excuse me!
SIGN    What's she doing now?
[17:48] Chamo
    It's nuts!
[17:50] Clan
    What was that all about?
[17:51] Clan
    Dunno.
[17:52] Clan
    Boss, this is creeping me out. Let's leave!
[17:57] Clan
    Yeah... we'll try another day.
[17:59] Momo
    I won't let you!
[18:03] Momo
    It might be a little too soon for this,
    but dumbos like you deserve Rambo!
[18:15] Momo
    Yahoo! Run, run!
[18:18] Clan
    I surrender!
[18:20] Momo
    Then swear you'll stay away from this town!
[18:23] Clan
    We swear!
[18:30] Momo
    You see that? The quick-changes
    of Minky Momo!
[18:33] All
    You did it!
[18:41] Bonny
    I'm so impressed.
[18:43] Momo
    Really?
[18:43] Bonny
    Really!
[18:44] Momo
    I'm glad.
[18:46] Bonny
    My brother would be happy about this, too.
[18:50] Momo
    Yeah, I bet.
SIGN    Well, we'd better get back.
SIGN    Your parents are probably getting worried.
[18:57] Bonny
    What, you're already leaving?
[18:59] Momo
    Yeah, I guess.
[19:02] Chamo
    But how do we get back?
[19:04] Lupi
    Yeah, that's a huge problem!
[19:06] Momo
    No worries. Just remember how we got here!
[19:11] Momo
    Um, I fired the pistol and it
    hit the bell in the church...
[19:16] Momo
    That's right. So if you
    do the same thing again...
[19:19] Momo
    I'll get back, right?
[19:21] Bonny
    That's my brother's pistol!
[19:24] Bonny
    Really?
[19:25] Bonny
    Yeah! I thought we buried it with him.
[19:28] Momo
    Hey, was your brother's room
    on the second floor there?
[19:34] Bonny
    Yeah. How did you know?
[19:39] Momo
    I see.
[19:42] Momo
    You wanted me to protect the town, did you?
[19:49] Momo
    Bonny, don't worry.
[19:52] Momo
    That pistol is still buried with him.
[19:55] Momo
    Well, we'd better get going.
[19:57] Bonny
    What are you gonna do?
[20:09] Momo
    Bonny.
[20:14] Momo
    Bonny. Become a strong man!
[20:17] Bonny
    Okay. I will!
[20:19] Momo
    Goodbye, Bonny!
[20:32] Bonny
    Miss!
[20:43] Momo
    We're back! The time travel worked!
[20:45] Both
    Yeah! Yeah!
[20:47] Both
    Hey, where's the Dotch City set?
[20:52] Both
    And what's with the carnival?
[20:56] Both
    The pistol disappeared, too!
[20:59] Papa
    Momo, did you have enough fun?
[21:01] Mama
    They say it's over. Let's go home!
[21:04] Mama
    Mama, Papa, where's Dotch City?
[21:06] Mama
    Dotch City?
[21:07] Mama
    What's that?
[21:08] Mama
    Didn't we come for a picnic
    in Dotch City today?
[21:11] Mama
    What are you talking about?
[21:13] Mama
    We had a great day at the traveling carnival.
[21:16] Mama
    Traveling carnival?
[21:18] Mama
    Now, let's get back before night!
[21:22] Mama
    What should we have for dinner?
[21:25] Mama
    What happened there?
SIGN    I think we changed history.
SIGN    Changed history?!
SIGN    Yeah.
SIGN    We drove off the Clantons so the city wasn't destroyed.
SIGN    So the Dotch City recreation isn't here anymore.
[21:40] Momo
    I see.
[21:42] Momo
    Then Dotch City might
    have developed way more,
[21:45] Momo
    and it might be a big city
    full of skyscrapers now!
[21:52] Queen
    That's what Dotch City looks like now.
[21:56] King
    It's just like Momo said.
[21:57] King
    Things always change and
    transform, don't they?
[22:00] Queen
    When a city changes, the feelings
    of the people in it change, too.
[22:04] Queen
    It's a rather sad feeling.
[22:07] King
    There it is!
[22:09] King
    Happy Jack's restaurant is still there!
[22:12] King
    You're right.
[22:14] King
    Staying in just by the skin of its teeth!
[22:16] King
    Hup, hup!
[22:19] King
    Momo!
[22:22] King
    Come along, now!
[22:24] King
    Coming!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:10] Momo
    It's bloomed for the first
    time in a hundred years!
[24:12] Momo
    When the Century Grass blooms,
    it will bring joy to someone!
[24:15] Momo
    It's fantasy! It's a fairy tale!
[24:17] Momo
    It's true! Please believe it!
[24:19] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:21] Momo
    "The Dreaming Bouquet."
[24:22] Momo
    Hey, it's got a pretty nice title,
    and the story's very girlish!
[24:26] Momo
    Let's follow the magical girl golden formula!
[24:29] Momo
    Oh, we're not?
SIGN    The Dreaming Bouquet
[24:31] Momo
    But I'll still work hard! I'm a girl!