E14 - The Once-Upon-a-Time Wake-Up Call

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[00:06] Sign
    Minky Momo
[00:06] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    In a universe over there, in an Earth
    over there, in a city over there,
[01:47] Narrator
    there lived a girl.
[01:50] Narrator
    She looked like a completely normal
    girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
[01:54] Narrator
    The one difference was...
[01:56] Narrator
    The girl could use magic to
    transform into a grown-up!
[02:00] Narrator
    They called her Minky Momo.
SIGN    The Once-Upon-a-Time Wake-Up Call
[02:06] Momo
    "The Once-Upon-a-Time Wake-Up Call."
[02:19] Momo
    It's morning! It's morning!
[02:26] Momo
    Breakfast won't wait! The
    customers are waiting!
[02:30] Chamo
    Momo, the hotel didn't get
    any guests last night.
[02:33] Momo
    What, really?
SIGN    So there's no need to make breakfast today.
[02:38] Momo
    Oh, really?
[02:40] Momo
    But I'm awake now, so I'm staying awake!
[02:43] Lupi
    She's woken us up, so we're staying awake.
[02:47] Mama
    Even if we don't have any guests, I still
    have to run through my work checklist.
[02:51] Mama
    Let's see. The schedule for
    the Legend Inn today...
[02:56] Momo
    Morning! Morning, Mama.
[02:59] Mama
    Morning, Momo.
[03:01] Mama
    T-Today's the day!
[03:03] Momo
    Wh-What is it?
[03:05] Momo
    The wake-up call for the basement room!
[03:08] Momo
    Basement room?
[03:10] Momo
    Wake-up call?
[03:11] Momo
    What is that?
[03:14] Papa
    Allow me to explain.
[03:15] Momo
    Papa.
[03:17] Papa
    You know how there's a door
    we don't open in the basement?
[03:20] Papa
    Yeah.
[03:21] Papa
    The door hasn't been opened in 313 years.
[03:25] Lupi
    Th-Three hundred thirteen years?!
[03:28] Papa
    When the time comes, we're meant to knock
    as loud as we can, and wake up the guest.
[03:32] Papa
    This is an important message
    that has been handed down
[03:36] Papa
    from manager to manager in the Legend Inn.
[03:39] Mama
    And that day is today!
[03:48] Momo
    It's pretty deep!
[03:50] Chamo
    It's so dark, I can't see the bottom.
[03:54] Momo
    But what kind of guest has
    been sleeping for 313 years?
[03:59] Chamo
    You don't think it's some kind of
    scary Dracula vampire, do you?
[04:04] Chamo
    Or a terrifying mummy man!
[04:07] Chamo
    Or that terrifying monster,
    the nanjara-monjara...
[04:23] Lupi
    That hurt!
[04:25] Mama
    What do we do, dear? We ended up
    barging into the guest's room!
[04:30] Papa
    Yeah. We really need to apologize.
[04:33] Momo
    But just what kind of person is the guest?
[04:42] Lime
    What a nice sleep!
[04:45] Momo
    Wait, it's a girl?!
[04:47] Lime
    Yes. And I'm not just any ordinary girl.
[04:52] Lime
    Hear and be amazed...
[04:55] Lime
    I'm the princess of Aroundthere Land,
[04:59] Lime
    Princess Lime!
[05:01] Lime
    Princess...
[05:03] Lime
    Like a real princess?!
[05:05] Lime
    Yes. I am actually...
[05:08] All
    A-Actually...?
[05:14] Lime
    Hungry!
[05:20] Chamo
    She's got quite an appetite.
[05:22] Momo
    Of course she does. She
    hasn't eaten in 313 years.
[05:27] Papa
    I'm so moved! I'm so excited!
[05:29] Papa
    I'm standing next to someone who knows
    what the world was like 313 years ago!
[05:34] Papa
    Hey, hey! Princess Lime!
[05:35] Papa
    Will you please give a lecture at
    the next historical society meeting?
[05:38] Mama
    Excuse me, Princess Lime!
[05:40] Mama
    Will you tell us a lot about 313 years ago?
[05:43] Mama
    Please? Oh, won't you?!
[05:45] Mama
    I'd like to try my hand
    at historical mystery!
[05:48] Lime
    Sorry, but I don't have time.
[05:51] Lime
    Prince Glenn is waiting for me.
[05:54] Momo
    Prince Glenn?
[05:57] Lupi
    A prince?!
[05:59] Lime
    Yes.
[06:00] Lime
    It all happened 313 years ago...
[06:06] Lime
    We swore we would be together someday,
[06:09] Lime
    we got engaged,
[06:10] Lime
    and we were so very happy!
[06:14] Lime
    But then, one day...
[06:17] Lime
    Glenn picked a flower cursed by a demon
[06:20] Lime
    and ended up in a sleep from
    which he would never wake up!
[06:24] Momo
    You mean, he died?!
[06:26] Lime
    No! He was just asleep!
[06:29] Lime
    There is a way to wake him up!
[06:32] Mama
    What way is that?
[06:33] Mama
    If someone who loves him kisses him
    under the full moon 313 years later...
[06:40] Momo
    You mean, really...
[06:42] Lupi
    Kisses him?
[06:44] Lime
    That's right.
[06:48] Lime
    Glenn's body was laid in the
    underground room of a lonely tower.
[06:54] Lime
    That's why I had a friendly witch cast
    a spell on me to sleep for 313 years.
[07:02] Papa
    I see, I see.
[07:04] Papa
    That's why you been asleep at
    the Legend Inn all that time!
[07:07] Lime
    Yes.
[07:09] Lupi
    Oh, how romantic! I just love it!
[07:14] Lime
    Yes, tonight I will meet Prince
    Glenn under the full moon...
[07:19] Mama
    ...and kiss him?
[07:21] Lime
    Gosh, you're making me blush!
[07:30] King
    How great! How great!
[07:31] King
    The spell of love leads to a happy ending!
[07:33] King
    How romantic and lovely!
[07:34] King
    My heartstrings are zing-zinging away!
[07:37] Queen
    I suppose that 313 years ago,
    there were still hopes, dreams,
[07:41] Queen
    and magic on the surface.
[07:44] Queen
    But...
[07:44] King
    Eh? What is it?
[07:47] Queen
    I'm worried.
[07:48] King
    Why?
[07:50] Queen
    Because the surface has
    changed in so many ways.
[07:53] King
    You might be right.
[07:57] Both
    Thank you for staying with us!
[08:01] Lime
    I can't thank you enough for
    taking care of me all this time.
[08:05] Lime
    Well, I have to be going to see Glenn!
[08:08] Momo
    Goodbye! Give our best to your prince.
[08:11] Lime
    Thanks, Miss Momo.
[08:13] Lime
    Well, goodbye!
[08:21] Lime
    Wh-Where am I?
[08:23] Lime
    Who am... well, I'm Lime, but...
[08:25] Lime
    Where am I?!
[08:31] Lime
    Hey, what is this place?
[08:33] Momo
    The Legend Inn.
[08:34] Lime
    I know that, but...
[08:36] Lime
    What is all that?
[08:38] Momo
    Well...
[08:40] Momo
    It's Overthere City.
[08:43] Lime
    But the area I know looks more like this.
[08:51] Papa
    I see.
[08:52] Papa
    Come to think of it, 313 years
    ago, it was Overthere Village.
[08:57] Papa
    But the relentless progress of time
    turned it into Overthere City.
[09:01] Chamo
    So it's basically a totally different place?
[09:05] Lime
    What do I do?
[09:06] Lime
    How will I ever find the Full Moon
    Tower where Prince Glenn is sleeping?
[09:11] Momo
    Full Moon Tower?
[09:13] Momo
    Is that where the prince is sleeping?
[09:15] Momo
    Papa, do you know?
[09:17] Papa
    Unfortunately, no.
[09:19] Lime
    Oh, it must be gone by now.
[09:22] Lime
    Along with Glenn's body!
[09:27] Momo
    Stop that! You can't give up!
[09:29] Momo
    Even if the surface has changed, the
    basement room is probably still there.
[09:34] Lime
    But where is it?
[09:37] Momo
    Mountains, oceans, and the Legend Inn.
[09:39] Momo
    We'll track it down based on the geography
    of things that haven't changed!
SIGN    It's worth a try.
[09:46] Lime
    Oh, Miss Momo!
[09:48] Papa
    I know! I'll find an old map in the
    historical research department.
[09:53] Mama
    And I'll stay here and coordinate.
[09:56] Lime
    Oh, Sir Papa! Miss Mama!
[09:58] Momo
    And now that we have a plan, let's go!
[10:02] Trio
    Let's go!
[10:07] Momo
    That's the ocean with Overthere Harbor.
[10:09] Momo
    That's Overthere River,
    and that's Overthere Hill.
[10:14] Momo
    The Legend Inn is in that direction.
[10:17] Momo
    Well, can you figure out where the
    Full Moon Tower was from that?
[10:21] Lime
    I-I'm afraid...
[10:24] Lime
    I just remembered!
[10:26] Lime
    I have no sense of direction!
[10:31] Lime
    Oh, what will we do?
[10:37] Momo
    Lime!
[10:47] Lime
    A monster!
[10:51] Momo
    Wait, Lime!
[10:53] Papa
    Map, map, map...
[10:55] Papa
    I can't find a map from 313 years ago!
[10:59] Man
    Doctor, we don't have one.
[11:02] Papa
    W-What?
[11:03] Man
    Well, when Phantom Thief
    Lupinne robbed us before,
[11:08] Man
    that map was one that he took with him.
[11:12] Papa
    I totally forgot!
[11:13] King
    How awful!
[11:15] King
    This is going wrong, that's
    going wrong... what do they do?
[11:18] King
    It's got to work itself out before night!
[11:20] Queen
    Prince Glenn will end up sleeping forever.
[11:24] King
    La-dee-da!
[11:25] King
    This is terrible!
[11:27] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:27] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:32] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:32] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:33] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:33] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:39] Momo
    Lime!
[11:41] Chamo
    Princess Lime!
SIGN    Where are you?
[11:47] Lime
    That was scary!
[11:50] Lime
    Oh? Where are Miss Momo and her friends?
[11:51] Lime
    Where am I?
[11:53] Lime
    Who am... right, I'm Lime.
[11:56] Lime
    What do I do?
[11:57] Guys
    Hey there, girl!
[11:59] Guys
    You all by yourself?
[12:02] Lime
    I'm no mere girl!
[12:04] Lime
    I am the great Princess Lime!
[12:11] Guys
    She's cute.
[12:12] Guys
    Come play with us.
[12:17] Lime
    Y-You impudent lout!
[12:21] Guy
    B-Bro!
[12:23] Lime
    You impudent lout! Know your place!
[12:26] Guy
    You harlot!
[12:30] Guy
    You'll pay!
[12:33] Guy
    Get back here!
[12:37] Papa
    We don't have the map we need.
[12:39] Papa
    What am I gonna do?
[12:42] Man
    A map, huh?
[12:44] Man
    Oh, Doctor, you might find something in
    pawn shops and curio shops around town.
[12:50] Papa
    Good idea!
[12:56] Momo
    Where could she have gone?
[13:01] Momo
    Th-That hurt!
[13:03] Momo
    Lime!
[13:04] Lime
    Miss Momo!
[13:06] Lupi
    Thank goodness!
[13:07] Chamo
    It's not over yet!
[13:08] Guys
    Get back here, you!
[13:12] Lime
    Run!
[13:17] Lupi
    What's going on there?!
[13:20] Chamo
    I dunno, but...
SIGN    We'd better run for now!
[13:26] Guys
    Get back here!
[13:46] Guys
    We said, get back here!
[13:54] Woman
    Oh, oh, oh!
[13:56] Woman
    Got it.
[14:03] Man
    Any old maps we have will be in here.
[14:13] Guys
    Get back here!
[14:21] Papa
    I got it!
[14:23] Lime
    Oh, dear!
[14:28] Momo
    Hey, this is getting us nowhere!
SIGN    When things are going nowhere, you pull out your ace!
[14:34] Momo
    Right, let's get it done!
[14:41] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[14:44] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[14:47] Momo
    Become an intimidating
    gangster with a Minky touch!
[15:17] Momo
    I'll finish this with machine guns blazing.
[15:24] Momo
    Hey, buddies. You got a
    problem with my friend?
[15:28] Guys
    N-No, of course not...
[15:30] Guys
    Sorry to cut this short, just...
[15:33] Guys
    Goodbye!
[15:38] Momo
    So long!
[15:39] Chamo
    Nice one!
[15:40] Lupi
    That's our Momo!
SIGN    Good grief.
[15:45] Papa
    This is a local map of the area
    from Lime's day, and this...
[15:50] Papa
    This is the Full Moon Tower
    that Lime is searching for.
[15:55] Momo
    I see, I see.
[15:57] Papa
    If I overlay that with a modern-day map,
[16:00] Papa
    it tells us just where you should go!
[16:02] Papa
    Here!
[16:03] Lime
    You found it?
[16:06] Papa
    This place is...
[16:09] Momo
    What is it?
[16:21] Lupi
    Oh, dear!
[16:22] Lupi
    To think it would be under
    the lion cage at the zoo...
[16:25] Lupi
    It's too much!
[16:29] Lime
    Thanks to Sir Papa, we
    know where it is, but...
SIGN    We brought equipment to dig up the basement,
SIGN    but we can't use it like this.
SIGN    Glenn...
[16:46] Momo
    Never, never, give, give, give up!
[16:48] Momo
    Leave it to Momo! She'll get it done!
[16:52] Momo
    Chant abridged!
[16:53] Momo
    Become a lion tamer with a Minky touch!
[17:05] Momo
    Hi!
[17:07] Chamo
    Wow!
[17:09] Lupi
    Hey, Momo's giving a little extra today!
[17:12] Lime
    Miss Momo!
[17:14] Momo
    Leave this to me!
SIGN    Hurry, before the full moon goes behind a cloud!
[17:18] Lupi
    Yeah! She can't undo the spell on Prince
    Glenn without the light of the full moon!
[17:23] Momo
    Got it!
[17:32] Momo
    Hi, babies! There's my sweet little ones.
[17:36] Momo
    C'mon. You're so good. You are and we are.
[17:41] Momo
    That's right. Just stand
    back, please, little ones...
[17:48] Momo
    There, that's my babies.
[17:50] Momo
    A little more. A little more.
[17:54] Momo
    Thanks, babies.
[17:57] All
    That's our Momo!
[17:58] Chamo
    Okay, time to hurry!
[18:02] Man
    Hey, you! What are you doing?
[18:06] Man
    I asked what you were doing!
[18:08] Momo
    W-Well...
[18:10] Momo
    What am I doing indeed?
[18:12] All
    Well...
[18:13] Keeper
    I'm the keeper of the Overthere Zoo.
[18:17] Keeper
    You're not allowed to be in there!
[18:18] Keeper
    Get out right now! Hurry!
[18:22] Momo
    But...
[18:22] Keeper
    No buts!
[18:27] Keeper
    Get out now!
[18:28] Momo
    B-But...
[18:30] Keeper
    No buts!
[18:37] Momo
    W-Wait, babies...
[18:39] Keeper
    The lions do whatever I tell them.
[18:43] Keeper
    Now, step forward!
[18:47] Momo
    Please, Mr. Zookeeper!
[18:48] Momo
    There's a reason we're doing
    this! Please, hear us out!
[18:52] Keeper
    I will not!
SIGN    Oh, no! The moon...
[19:10] Lime
    Glenn...
[19:13] Keeper
    Wh-What did you just say?
[19:18] Lime
    Glenn.
[19:20] Keeper
    W-Wait, are you...
[19:23] Lime
    I'm not "You." I am the great Princess Lime!
[19:29] Keeper
    I've been waiting so long, Princess Lime!
[19:35] Keeper
    I am a descendent of
    servants of Prince Glenn.
[19:38] Keeper
    We've spent generations here
    guarding him in his slumber.
[19:44] Momo
    What?!
[19:46] King
    What? I'm astonished and admonished!
[19:50] Queen
    Indeed, I'm shocked and rocked!
[19:52] King
    I have to know! What will
    happen to the prince?
[20:02] Lime
    Glenn is down there?
[20:04] Keeper
    Yes.
[20:36] Lime
    Glenn!
[20:42] Momo
    The light of the full moon...
[20:44] Momo
    Now, Princess Lime!
[21:16] Glenn
    Lime?
[21:24] Glenn
    I feel like I was dreaming
    for a long, long time. But...
[21:29] Glenn
    In my dreams, you were always there.
[21:35] Lime
    Glenn!
[21:38] Lime
    Glenn!
[21:40] Glenn
    Lime...
[21:48] Momo
    So wonderful...
[21:53] King
    That's great! A happy ending!
[21:57] Queen
    Princess Lime and Prince Glenn both had
    people watching over them for 313 years.
[22:05] King
    Humans aren't all bad, la-dee-da!
[22:08] Queen
    Yes, that's right.
[22:10] Queen
    This is how all stories should end...
[22:25] Queen
    "And they all lived happily ever after."
[22:30] Momo
    The end!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:09] Momo
    Please open the world map.
[24:11] Momo
    There's a tiny island country
    on the far east side.
[24:14] Momo
    That's Japan! Mt. Fuji,
    geisha, bubble era, ninja!
[24:17] Momo
    Yes, it's ninjas!
[24:19] Momo
    I don't think they're bad people.
[24:21] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:23] Momo
    "A Ninja Appears! Momo the Shinobi."
[24:25] Momo
    People all over the world, use this
    to learn about Japan and get along...
[24:29] Momo
    Okay, this probably won't do it?
SIGN    A Ninja Appears! Momo the Shinobi
[24:31] Momo
    Momo is worried.