E34 - Mischievous Fairy Panic

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[00:06] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[00:06] Sign
    Minky Momo
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    In a universe over there, in an Earth
    over there, in a city over there,
[01:47] Narrator
    there lived a girl.
[01:50] Narrator
    She looked like a completely normal
    girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
[01:54] Narrator
    The one difference was...
[01:56] Narrator
    The girl could use magic to
    transform into a grown-up!
[02:00] Narrator
    They called her Minky Momo.
SIGN    Mischievous Fairy Panic
[02:06] Momo
    "Mischievous Fairy Panic!"
[02:11] Papa
    "Thy loyal minion lies here, ready to
    call 'master' to they whom first I meet."
[02:18] Papa
    "Your goblin," it says.
[02:21] Momo
    What's a minion?
[02:23] Papa
    Kind of like an attendant.
[02:25] Momo
    What's an attendant?
[02:27] Papa
    Like a helper who does whatever you ask them.
[02:31] Momo
    Oh? Then there's a helper living in here?
[02:38] Papa
    What are you doing?!
[02:39] Papa
    Stop that, Momo!
[02:41] Papa
    This is a precious jar entrusted
    to me by the Overthere Museum!
[02:46] Mama
    Dear.
[02:47] Momo
    Oh, Mama!
[02:50] Lupi
    Your mother looks beautiful!
[02:53] Papa
    You look very beautiful, dear!
[02:55] Mama
    Thank you, dear.
[02:57] Mama
    After all, today is a special day...
[02:59] Papa
    Yes, a special day.
[03:02] Momo
    That's right. Today is a special
    day, the day my parents met.
[03:06] Momo
    And they're going on a
    date to commemorate it!
[03:13] Mama
    But will Momo be okay on her own?
[03:16] Papa
    You can handle watching
    the house on your own?
[03:18] Momo
    It'll be okie-dokie! Leave
    it to me and head on out!
[03:23] Momo
    I'll take care of the cleaning
    and polishing and everything!
[03:28] Momo
    You'll come back to a Legend
    Inn that's spic and span!
[03:30] Momo
    Because this is your special day!
[03:33] Momo
    Forget about work and rest!
[03:35] Momo
    Go on to your date!
[03:36] Momo
    Have a good time!
[03:39] Mama
    See you later!
[03:41] Momo
    Yes, yes, have a good day!
SIGN    You sure about this?
[03:45] Momo
    What do you mean?
[03:46] Chamo
    You said you'd clean and
    polish and everything.
[03:49] Chamo
    Just doing the dishes is hard enough!
[03:51] Momo
    It'll be okie-dokie! With the four of us!
[03:53] Momo
    Four of us?!
[03:54] Momo
    You'll help me, right?
SIGN    Good grief...
SIGN    How great! How mature!
SIGN    Watching the house and doing the housework!
SIGN    Pip-pip and hip-hip and hop-smock hooray!
[04:09] Queen
    There seem to be no guests at the hotel
    today, either, so I'm sure it'll be...
[04:13] Queen
    What?
[04:16] All
    Momo!
[04:23] Momo
    Drat.
[04:39] Momo
    "It'll be okie-dokie, leave
    it to me!" is what I said,
[04:42] Momo
    but I'm really messing this up...
[04:44] Momo
    Plus, I'd end up with two
    unwelcome visitors...
[04:48] Momo
    One was...
[04:54] Irene
    Curious. These readings
    showed up a few days ago.
[04:59] Irene
    There's no sign of the unknown
    being entering the atmosphere.
[05:04] Irene
    Not an extraterrestrial, then?
[05:06] Irene
    A previously undiscovered creature, then?
[05:13] Irene
    The Legend Inn...
[05:14] Irene
    The unknown thing is there, then?
[05:20] Irene
    I will find you and freeze you!
[05:23] Momo
    Irene, the freeze maniac who froze
    anything she didn't understand!
[05:29] Momo
    And the other was...
[05:34] Randall
    I knew it. There's a fairy here!
[05:37] Randall
    I'm gonna catch it!
[05:39] Randall
    The heir to a long line of
    fairy hunters, I, Randall...
[05:42] Randall
    will use this Fairy House
    I just developed to do so!
[05:45] Randall
    Using my wit, courage, and sincerity
    as the 35th generation fairy hunter,
[05:49] Randall
    I created this house based
    on various documents I found!
[05:53] Randall
    Any fairy who sees it will
    become desperate to enter it!
[05:57] Randall
    Go!
[06:11] Randall
    How do I get down?
[06:14] Momo
    A man who would walk 3000 leagues or to the
    ends of the earth in search of fairies,
[06:18] Momo
    the fairy hunter Randall!
[06:29] Momo
    I hate this!
[06:31] Chamo
    Momo, what are you slacking off for?
SIGN    You've still got lots more to do!
[06:36] Lupi
    Momo, don't forget to mop the floor!
[06:38] Momo
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
[06:41] Momo
    I really could use a helper.
[06:44] Momo
    A helper is an attendant. An
    errand boy is "thy minion"...
SIGN    You sure it's okay to just take that?
[06:55] Chamo
    Yeah!
[06:56] Lupi
    What he said!
[06:57] Momo
    It's okie-dokie!
[06:58] Momo
    I'm just gonna borrow it a minute!
[07:00] Momo
    Since there's a helper inside...
[07:05] Chamo
    What's going on?!
[07:09] Goblin
    A pleasure to meet you, my master!
[07:11] Momo
    A pleasure—
[07:14] Goblin
    I am your Goblin!
[07:17] Momo
    Goblin?
[07:21] Momo
    You're my minion, my assistant,
    and my helper, right?
[07:23] Momo
    So please help me!
[07:25] Goblin
    Sure!
[07:28] Goblin
    I am your Goblin!
[07:39] Goblin
    I am your Goblin!
[07:46] Momo
    Oh, wow!
[07:52] Momo
    Now we wait for it to become spic-and-span!
SIGN    You sure this'll work?
[07:57] Momo
    It's okie-dokie!
[07:59] Momo
    Right?
[08:00] Goblin
    Leave it to me! I am your Goblin!
[08:04] Momo
    See?
[08:13] Chamo
    You sure you can slack off like this, Momo?
[08:16] Momo
    It'll be okie-dokie!
[08:19] Momo
    We can just leave it to Goblin.
[08:25] Momo
    What's going on?
SIGN    There's just one thing I can think of...
[08:29] All
    Goblin!
[08:34] Momo
    This is getting worse and worse!
[08:36] Momo
    Mr. Goblin!
[08:43] Randall
    Fairy! Let's meet soon, little fairy!
[08:57] Momo
    Return to your jar!
[08:59] Goblin
    I'm gonna help you more and more!
[09:03] Momo
    That's fine! That's fine! I've had enough!
[09:06] Momo
    Just get back into the jar already!
[09:09] Goblin
    I'm gonna clean more!
[09:12] Momo
    Come back here!
[09:19] Goblin
    What beautiful, beautiful houses!
[09:21] Goblin
    I wanna go in so bad for some reason!
[09:30] Randall
    Gotcha!
[09:32] Momo
    Eek!
[09:33] Momo
    Fairy Hunter Randall!
[09:36] Randall
    At last I've got one!
[09:38] Randall
    I, the 35th of my line, Randall...
[09:40] Randall
    Ancestors, thank you for
    watching over me all this time!
[09:45] Randall
    I'm overjoyed!
[09:47] Momo
    H-He caught Goblin...
[09:50] Momo
    Yes, I am the first man ever to
    catch a fairy, Fairyman Randall!
[09:56] Momo
    On this day, in this moment, a new
    era for humans and fairies begins!
[10:01] Momo
    Let's go!
[10:02] Momo
    Don't take it!
[10:03] Momo
    You're wrong! This isn't a fairy!
[10:07] Randall
    I'll be the one to decide that!
[10:09] Randall
    Let go!
[10:10] Momo
    No! It's not a fairy!
[10:13] Randall
    Like I said, I'll decide that!
[10:16] Momo
    No! No!
[10:17] Momo
    You can't look!
[10:18] Momo
    Give it back!
[10:19] Momo
    No!
[10:21] Momo
    Let go!
[10:22] Momo
    No!
[10:23] Randall
    Let go! Let go!
[10:25] Momo
    No! No!
[10:35] Momo
    Not good...
[10:36] Goblin
    A pleasure to meet you, master!
[10:38] Goblin
    I am your Goblin!
[10:40] Randall
    Oh... a pleasure.
[10:43] Randall
    So? Where's the fairy? Huh?
[10:47] Randall
    The fairy... Where did the fairy go?!
[10:53] Randall
    Little fairy!
[10:56] Randall
    Come out here!
[10:58] Randall
    Where did you go?!
[11:02] Momo
    What in the world?
[11:03] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:03] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:07] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:07] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:09] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:09] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:14] Randall
    That's not right at all.
[11:16] Randall
    There's nothing like this in the
    collected wisdom of my ancestors...
[11:20] Randall
    On my reputation as the 35th of
    my line, I must catch a fairy!
[11:25] Randall
    I want to find one. Want to catch one...
[11:29] Goblin
    Yes, master! I am your Goblin!
[11:36] Randall
    No. That's not right at all!
[11:39] Randall
    Get off me!
[11:40] Goblin
    I am your Goblin!
[11:42] Goblin
    I am your Goblin!
[11:44] Goblin
    I am your Goblin!
[11:46] Goblin
    I am your Goblin!
[11:48] Lupi
    Oh, Momo, this is bad!
[11:54] Momo
    What do we do?
[12:05] Momo
    I-Irene?!
[12:08] Irene
    Just as I thought!
[12:12] Irene
    Oh, so many things I don't understand here!
[12:17] Momo
    The worst possible person at
    the worst possible time...
[12:20] Irene
    I'll freeze you!
[12:21] Irene
    I'll freeze you!
[12:22] Irene
    I'll freeze you!
[12:39] Momo
    Stop it! Stop it!
[12:40] Momo
    You're gonna break the house!
[12:42] Irene
    What are you saying?
[12:44] Irene
    If I hesitate to act, it'll be too late!
[12:46] Irene
    Leave this to me!
[12:48] Momo
    This is just awful!
[12:55] Momo
    Hi, this is the Legend Inn.
    I can't recommend staying here tonight...
[12:59] Papa
    Hello? Momo?
[13:00] Momo
    Papa?!
[13:01] Papa
    Everything's okay, right?
[13:03] Momo
    Yeah, it's okie-dokie!
[13:04] Momo
    Nothing wrong in the slightest...
[13:07] Papa
    I hear something in the background.
[13:09] Momo
    I-It's a video.
[13:10] Momo
    Well, please stay a long time and really,
    really, really enjoy your special day!
[13:15] Momo
    I can't recommend coming home.
[13:20] Both
    Can't recommend coming home?
[13:23] Momo
    I've gotta get things back to
    normal before they get home!
[13:29] Momo
    I don't even wanna look!
[13:39] Irene
    Now, you multiplying unknown
    organisms, line up!
[13:44] Irene
    That's right! Line up!
[13:47] Goblin
    Master!
[13:48] Randall
    Go on. Line up.
[13:56] Randall
    Things I don't understand...
[13:59] Randall
    Let me freeze and investigate you!
[14:05] Randall
    I said, get off me!
[14:07] Irene
    Are you the one keeping these
    multiplying unknown organisms?!
[14:13] Irene
    Then where did you find them?
[14:15] Randall
    My fairy house!
[14:17] Momo
    He started out inside a jar!
[14:19] Momo
    I opened it, and...
[14:21] Irene
    Fairies? There's no such thing as fairies.
[14:24] Randall
    Yes there is!
[14:27] Irene
    Then you're saying these multiplying
    creatures are fairies?!
[14:31] Goblins
    Yes!
[14:32] Randall
    They're... eh?
[14:34] Momo
    No! Goblin's not a fairy!
[14:37] Irene
    Then what is it?
[14:38] Momo
    Well, I...
[14:40] Irene
    Very well. So nobody understands
    what they are, right?!
[14:45] Irene
    I'll freeze them, then!
[14:46] Momo
    No! If there's something I don't
    understand here, it's you!
[14:50] Irene
    What? You don't understand me?
[14:52] Momo
    Yeah!
[14:54] Irene
    Why not?
[14:55] Momo
    You don't even try to understand
    things you don't understand!
[14:58] Irene
    You don't understand me because I don't try
    to understand things I don't understand?
[15:03] Irene
    Which means... I'm an unknown organism?
[15:07] Irene
    If I don't understand something, I freeze it!
[15:10] All
    No way!
[15:12] Irene
    Yeah, right, that's not gonna work.
[15:14] Momo
    Yeah, I totally don't understand her.
[15:16] Irene
    There's no need to be afraid
    of things we don't understand!
[15:19] Irene
    Someday, someone will appear who can
    understand these multiplying things!
[15:24] Irene
    So let me freeze you until that day!
[15:27] Momo
    No! If you freeze things you could
    understand, you'll never understand them!
[15:31] Irene
    I don't understand!
[15:32] Irene
    The best thing to do with things you
    don't understand is to freeze them!
[15:36] Momo
    Darn it, darn it, darn it!
[15:38] Momo
    Now you're really making me mad!
[15:44] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[15:47] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[15:49] Momo
    Become a powered-up flamethrower special
    forces officer with a Minky touch!
[16:17] Momo
    I'm powered up! I won't lose this time!
[16:22] Irene
    You've shown up again, eh?
[16:23] Irene
    Special forces officer I don't understand...
[16:26] Irene
    This time, I will freeze you!
[16:28] Momo
    I'll melt you!
[16:40] Momo
    Power up!
[16:44] Momo
    That's just shaved ice to me!
[16:46] Momo
    I'll power up too!
[17:17] Momo
    No way...
[17:18] King
    That's terrible!
[17:20] King
    The Legend Inn is roasty and
    toasty and in a bad way!
[17:24] Queen
    Oh, how awful!
[17:26] Queen
    Their flame of love having receded to
    an ember, they're now returning home!
[17:37] Irene
    Now, multiplying thing I don't
    understand, resign yourselves!
[17:41] Goblin
    Master!
[17:44] Randall
    Goblin?
[17:45] Goblin
    We're resigned...
[17:47] Irene
    That's right. Resign
    yourselves and go to sleep!
[17:54] Irene
    Good night...
[17:56] Randall
    Wait!
[17:59] Randall
    You can't just freeze him!
[18:01] Randall
    Goblin isn't an unknown organism.
[18:04] Randall
    He's a genuine, bonafide fairy!
[18:07] Irene
    Now you're saying that?
[18:09] Randall
    I, the 35th-generation fairy hunter,
    Randall, attest that he is a true fairy!
[18:16] Momo
    Randall!
[18:18] Randall
    There's no need to wait for
    someone who can understand him.
[18:21] Randall
    I understand him right now!
[18:23] Randall
    I, Fairy Hunter Randall, see his truth!
[18:29] Momo
    Are you gonna put Goblin in a cage now?
[18:32] Randall
    Don't worry, girl. I won't put him in a cage.
[18:35] Randall
    But Goblin is a genuine, bonafide fairy!
[18:39] Goblin
    Master!
[18:42] Goblin
    I am... I am...
[18:45] Goblin
    your Goblin!
[18:49] Irene
    Hang on just a minute!
[18:50] Irene
    Are you sure this is really a fairy?
[18:54] Randall
    That's what I believe, and so he is!
[18:58] Irene
    Th-Then...
[18:59] Irene
    You, thing I don't understand...
[19:01] Irene
    Prove that you're a fairy!
[19:05] Irene
    Then I'll have to believe him, right?
[19:09] Momo
    You're the coldest person I've ever met!
[19:12] Irene
    Thank you. I am ice!
[19:14] Irene
    Ice! True ice.
[19:18] Goblin
    Master...
[19:20] Randall
    Goblin...
[19:22] Goblin
    I don't want to say goodbye.
[19:24] Goblin
    But I'm so glad you acknowledged me!
[19:29] Randall
    Goblin?
[19:30] Randall
    I am... I am...
[19:33] Randall
    your Goblin!
[19:35] Randall
    Goblin!
[19:49] Papa
    Dear? Did the whole world turn
    rose-colored for a minute?
[19:54] Mama
    Yes, it must be the power
    of love at work somewhere!
[19:59] Mama
    Of course, dear.
[20:01] Mama
    That's right, dear.
[20:14] Irene
    Th-This... I don't understand...
[20:17] Irene
    I just don't understand!
[20:20] Randall
    But you understand that
    Goblin is a fairy, right?
[20:23] Randall
    So you don't have to freeze him and wait!
[20:25] Randall
    You can just accept each other.
[20:27] Irene
    Accept... each other?
[20:29] Randall
    Yes.
[20:37] Randall
    Eh? Where's Goblin?
[20:39] Momo
    It's okie-dokie! I'm sure
    he's back in the jar.
[20:46] Momo
    What? He's not there!
[20:49] Lupi
    But why not?!
[20:51] Randall
    Perhaps he used up all his power and...
[20:54] Momo
    Oh, no...
[21:02] Momo
    Goblin...
[21:15] Irene
    I understand now that there
    are people who accept things
[21:18] Irene
    even when they don't understand them.
[21:21] Randall
    I'm glad you understand that!
[21:24] Irene
    At the very least, I won't freeze you.
[21:27] Irene
    Get in. I'll give you a ride.
[21:41] King
    One should understand that one should
    understand things one doesn't understand!
[21:47] Queen
    Yes, I've done that every
    day since I met you.
[21:52] King
    Dee-da?
[21:53] Queen
    It's all good, it's all good!
[21:56] King
    I don't get it!
[22:04] Papa
    We're home, Momo!
[22:06] Papa
    Welcome home, Papa, Mama!
[22:08] Papa
    It's beautiful! Spic-and-span!
[22:15] Momo
    When two people meet,
    it's a very special day.
[22:19] Momo
    But being able to accept each other
    is even more special and wonderful.
[22:25] Momo
    Right?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:10] Momo
    The sun rises. The sun sets.
[24:12] Momo
    Another day passes.
[24:15] Momo
    Those uneventful days...
    they are to you and to me
[24:20] Momo
    some of the most important times.
[24:23] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:26] Momo
    "Always There, Somewhere."
[24:27] Momo
    Nothing all that eventful happens.
[24:30] Momo
    But try to find something
    in the uneventfulness.
SIGN    Always There, Somewhere