E48 - You Want a Baby?!

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[00:01] Sign
    Minky
[00:01] Sign
    Princess
[00:01] Sign
    Fairy
[00:02] Sign
    Momo
[00:03] Sign
    Embracing Dreams
[00:04] Sign
    Minky
[00:04] Sign
    Momo
[00:04] Sign
    Fairy
[00:04] Sign
    Princess
[00:04] Sign
    Embracing Dreams
[01:37] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    A girl came from a dreamland
    far beneath the ocean.
[01:48] Narrator
    Her goal was supposed to be
    to restore the lost dreams
[01:54] Narrator
    to the people of the surface...
[01:55] Narrator
    But would it work out?
[01:59] Narrator
    Oh, right! And her name was Minky Momo!
SIGN    You Want a Baby?!
[02:06] Momo
    "You Want a Baby?!"
[02:19] Lupi
    Look! He's smiling!
SIGN    This reminds me of when you were a baby.
[02:24] Momo
    Was I this cute?
SIGN    You definitely smiled a lot.
[02:30] Momo
    Boy, I'd love to have a baby like this.
[02:34] Girl
    Don't you? Don't you?
[02:38] Girl
    Ma'am, can your baby crawl yet?
[02:41] Mom
    No, not yet.
[02:42] Girl
    How many months is he?
[02:44] Girl
    What's his weight? Height?
SIGN    What's all this?
[02:48] Girl
    Thanks!
[02:51] Girl
    Miss, there's a baby there, too!
[02:54] Momo
    W-Wait!
[02:57] Girl
    How many times a day does
    your baby have a bottle?
[03:00] Girl
    How many diapers?
[03:01] Girl
    Is he on solid foods?
[03:02] Girl
    How many checkups?
[03:04] Girl
    Does he have his vaccinations?!
[03:06] Momo
    Um, hang on...
[03:07] Girl
    Aren't babies the cutest?!
[03:10] Girl
    You love babies too, right?
[03:13] Momo
    Of course I do!
[03:14] Momo
    They're so soft and smell like
    milk and I just want to hug them!
[03:18] Girl
    That's right! That's
    called motherly instinct!
[03:22] Girl
    Yeah, all girls have to have babies!
[03:26] Girl
    Dogs!
[03:28] Girl
    Cats!
[03:29] Girl
    Birds!
[03:30] Girl
    All living things have babies and raise them!
[03:33] Girl
    That's the law of nature!
[03:36] Momo
    You know some pretty advanced vocabulary.
[03:38] Momo
    Why are you asking about people's babies?
[03:42] Girl
    I wanted to learn more about them.
[03:44] Girl
    I'm gonna be a mama soon myself!
[03:47] Girl
    A mama?!
[03:48] Girl
    Yes, a mama!
[03:50] Cliff
    Here, Mama Cherry.
[03:53] Cherry
    Cliff!
[03:55] Cliff
    You ran off while we were playing house.
[03:59] Momo
    Oh, you meant you're gonna be a mama
    because you were playing house?
[04:02] Cherry
    No!
[04:03] Cherry
    Cliff, I'm too old to play house!
[04:07] Cliff
    But you loved it until just recently...
[04:10] Cherry
    That's all behind me now.
[04:12] Cherry
    Anyway, I'm gonna become a mama!
[04:15] Cherry
    I know all about how to raise a baby!
[04:18] Cherry
    But...
[04:18] Cherry
    But...?
[04:19] Cherry
    Where do babies come from?!
[04:22] Trio
    Argh!
[04:23] Cherry
    Do you know, miss?
[04:25] Momo
    Well, er, I...
[04:28] Momo
    Lupipi?
[04:28] Momo
    Um... Chamo?
[04:31] Chamo
    I don't know. Cookbook?
SIGN    Well, see...
[04:35] Mama
    Momo!
[04:37] Mama
    Snack time! Bring your friends, too!
[04:40] Momo
    Okay!
SIGN    Saved.
SIGN    I'm sorry to impose like this.
[04:48] Mama
    It's just fine!
[04:49] Mama
    The more the merrier.
[04:52] Cliff
    Cherry. You like strawberries, right?
[04:54] Cliff
    You can have mine.
[04:55] Cherry
    Thank you! That's why I love you, Cliff!
[04:59] Cherry
    Really?
[04:59] Cherry
    I think Cliff likes Cherry!
[05:02] Cherry
    Looks like.
[05:03] Papa
    Hey, what charming visitors!
[05:05] Papa
    I'm Cherry Poppit. A pleasure to meet you.
[05:08] Papa
    I'm Cliff. Hey there.
[05:10] Papa
    Hello there!
[05:12] Papa
    Oh, Poppit, you say?
[05:14] Papa
    Are you the daughter of Mr.
    Poppit, the richest man in town?
[05:17] Cherry
    Yes! But no matter how much money
    you have, you can't buy a baby!
[05:21] Cherry
    Oh, I want a baby so much!
[05:23] Momo
    Why do you want a baby that bad?
[05:26] Momo
    Can't you become a mama after you grow up?
[05:29] Cherry
    No, according to my calculations...
[05:33] Cherry
    In ten years, the cost of goods will rise,
[05:35] Cherry
    and the expansion of the ozone
    layer will let in more UV light!
[05:38] Cherry
    Desertification and global
    warming will continue,
[05:40] Cherry
    and all environmental issues will grow worse!
[05:43] Cherry
    In other words, we'll be
    in an even worse state
[05:46] Cherry
    than our current hopeless and dreamless one!
[05:48] Momo
    No way...
[05:50] Cherry
    No, I read it, so it's true!
[05:53] Cherry
    Right, Cliff?
[05:54] Cliff
    Cherry's got an IQ of 200.
[05:57] Cliff
    What's IQ? Is it like ice cream?
SIGN    Intelligence quotient.
SIGN    It means she's a genius. She's very smart!
[06:05] Momo
    I don't want a world with
    even fewer dreams than now...
[06:09] Cherry
    That's why I need to have a baby right now!
[06:13] Cherry
    It's better to have them now than in
    the worse world ten years from now.
[06:16] Cherry
    This is motherly love! I want
    my child to have a happy life!
[06:20] Mama
    My, my. Cherry, you're so mature!
[06:23] Cherry
    I hear that a lot!
[06:25] Cliff
    I think Cherry will become
    the best wife ever.
[06:29] Mama
    That's right.
[06:30] Mama
    You need to be a wife before
    you become a mother.
[06:34] Cherry
    Really? A baby really can't be
    born without a mama and a papa?
[06:38] Mama
    That's right! The love from a
    happily married mama and papa
[06:42] Mama
    is what helps a child grow big and strong.
[06:45] Mama
    Right, dear?
[06:46] Mama
    That's right, dear.
[06:48] Mama
    See? Momo's grown big and strong
    from our love for each other!
[06:52] Cherry
    Is that true? Is it?!
[06:55] Cherry
    Cherry...
[06:56] Cherry
    I need to get married to be a mama.
[06:59] Cherry
    In that case...
[07:01] Cherry
    Cliff, help me!
[07:02] Cliff
    Ch-Cherry!
[07:04] Cliff
    I've gotta go. Wait, Cherry!
[07:07] Chamo
    I don't get smart people.
[07:12] King
    Momo is the product of our marriage, darling!
[07:16] King
    Momo's the representation of our love!
[07:18] Queen
    And it's very hard being away from her!
[07:23] King
    You've still got me, darling!
[07:25] King
    You're not cute at all!
[07:27] King
    Aren't I?
[07:31] Momo
    Marry a wonderful person
    and have a baby, huh?
[07:38] Momo
    Hello, little baby.
[07:40] Momo
    I'm your mama.
[07:42] King
    Mama! Milk!
SIGN    Wh-What is it?
[07:49] Momo
    Nothing...
[07:53] Momo
    But I wonder if that will
    happen for me someday, too.
[08:03] Momo
    I wonder what Cherry did after that.
SIGN    Dunno.
[08:07] Lupi
    Momo, look!
[08:10] Momo
    Cherry!
SIGN    What's all this?
SIGN    "We are holding a contest to find a husband for the Poppit family heir, Cherry"?
SIGN    "All those with faith in their physique and intellect may participate."
[08:24] Lupi
    A contest to find a husband?!
[08:28] Chamo
    I don't get rich people.
[08:38] Dad
    Still, Cherry's only nine.
    She's too young to get married!
[08:43] Mom
    No, the key to a girl's
    happiness is a good marriage!
[08:47] Mom
    We've been so happy since
    getting married, after all!
[08:49] Dad
    R-Really?
[08:51] Mom
    Besides, it's a good opportunity!
[08:53] Mom
    Rather than waiting for her to grow
    up and pick some fool of a husband,
[08:56] Mom
    it's better to tie her down with—
[08:59] Mom
    rather, to guarantee her a good marriage now!
[09:04] Dad
    That's true.
[09:05] Man
    All right, sign up for the Poppit
    Family Husband Search here.
[09:09] Cliff
    Cherry...
[09:12] Momo
    Hi! What are you up to?
[09:13] Cliff
    Momo...
[09:14] Cliff
    Cherry's pretty impressive, huh?
[09:16] Cliff
    She's got all these people
    wanting to marry her!
[09:19] Cliff
    I can't believe she really
    wants to get married.
[09:22] Momo
    Aren't you going to try, Cliff?
[09:24] Cliff
    I-I could never...
[09:26] Momo
    But you like Cherry, right?
[09:29] Cliff
    L-Like her?
[09:32] Momo
    C'mon, if you don't step up,
    she's gonna marry someone else!
[09:36] Momo
    Are you okay with that?
[09:37] Cliff
    Of course not!
[09:39] Momo
    Go on, then!
[09:40] Momo
    You can work this out! Get going!
[09:42] Cliff
    Right...
[09:45] Chamo
    You think he's okay?
[09:47] Lupi
    But isn't it lovely to see a man
    working hard for the girl he loves?
[09:52] Man
    Out of the way, now! Go on!
[09:58] Momo
    You okay, Cliff?
[09:59] Cliff
    Yeah.
[10:00] Momo
    What's your problem, mister?
    We're lined up here!
[10:03] Man
    Rich people can do what they want.
[10:05] Man
    That's right. Our Kyle is going first!
[10:13] Kyle
    Thank you, mother, father.
[10:16] Chamo
    What a smug jerk!
[10:18] Momo
    What's his problem?
[10:19] Cliff
    He's in the contest too?
[10:21] Momo
    You know that kid?
[10:24] Cliff
    Kyle is smart and handsome and he's
    from the second richest family in town.
[10:31] Cliff
    I could never compete.
[10:33] Momo
    Hey, don't talk like that!
[10:35] Momo
    You want him to marry Cherry?
[10:38] Cliff
    But...
[10:40] Momo
    Okay.
[10:41] Momo
    Just wait a minute, please!
[10:43] Trio
    Momo!
SIGN    What are you going to do, Momo?
[10:48] Momo
    I'm gonna be in the contest!
[10:50] Momo
    I'll use magic to look like a man!
[11:08] Momo
    Hey, girl! Looking cool?
[11:10] Lupi
    Yes, a very handsome little boy!
SIGN    I'm not signing on to this...
[11:16] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:16] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:16] sign
    Embracing Dreams
[11:27] Man
    Thank you all for coming today!
[11:30] Man
    We will now begin the contest
    to find Cherry's future husband!
[11:37] Momo
    Give it your best, Cliff.
[11:38] Cliff
    R-Right. I feel much braver
    having you here, Momo!
[11:44] Man
    Now, the first round... a true or false quiz!
SIGN    This is very fancy!
[11:51] Cherry
    Question one!
[11:52] Cherry
    "A baby's molars are the
    first teeth to grow in."
[11:56] Cherry
    I dunno the answer to that...
[11:58] Cliff
    Momo, this way!
[12:03] Cherry
    The answer is...
[12:05] Cherry
    The answer is "false"!
[12:06] Cherry
    The incisors are the first teeth to grow in!
[12:11] Cherry
    It's best to put a baby
    to bed after its bottle.
[12:16] Cherry
    Babies can see from the moment they're born.
[12:19] Cherry
    Babies start walking around the age of one.
[12:36] Momo
    We made it through the first round.
[12:38] Ann
    Now, the second round. The looks contest!
[12:47] Dad
    Entry number 9, Kyle Gametz.
[12:53] Woman
    Kyle, dear, give it your best!
[12:56] Woman
    Heir to the Gametz family, the second
    richest in town, will never lose.
[13:01] Kyle
    Here you are, Cherry. This
    rose pales before your beauty.
[13:06] Cherry
    Oh, my...
[13:12] Mom
    He's quite handsome, isn't he?
[13:14] Dad
    He's also intelligent, and
    his family's rich, I hear.
[13:21] Ann
    Entry number ten. Cliff Badlan!
[13:26] Cherry
    Cliff...
[13:29] Cherry
    Cliff. You're in the contest, too?
[13:31] Cliff
    Cherry, I...
[13:34] Cherry
    Hey, hey! Isn't my dress pretty, Cliff?
[13:42] Cherry
    What's wrong with you, Cliff?
[13:44] Ann
    Entry number 11. Momonga Marin!
[13:48] Ann
    That's an unusual name?
SIGN    Couldn't she have thought up a better name?
[13:56] Momo
    Hush. I'm here for Cliff.
[13:59] Momo
    Hey, are you sure this is really
    how you want to find your husband?
[14:03] Momo
    But to raise a baby, I need someone
    smart and handsome with lots of energy!
[14:10] Momo
    But don't you want to marry someone you love?
[14:15] Cherry
    Well...
[14:16] Mom
    What could they be discussing?
[14:19] Dad
    She seems to like him quite a lot.
[14:22] Dad
    Number 11 passes.
[14:25] Ann
    Now, for those who passed the
    looks contest, it's the final event...
[14:30] Ann
    A marathon race around the Poppit estate.
[14:33] Ann
    Whoever clears all the obstacles
    to finish first wins!
[14:42] Ann
    On your marks...
[14:45] Ann
    Get set...
[14:49] All
    Go! Go!
[14:53] Momo
    Nice work, Cliff!
[14:59] Ann
    They're off to a fine start!
[15:02] Ann
    Kyle leaps out to the lead.
    Cliff is right behind him!
[15:06] Ann
    Then Momonga, the competitor with the
    weird name, is working hard, too!
[15:09] Cherry
    Humph! Cliff would usually
    tell me I'm pretty...
[15:15] Mom
    Cherry, aren't you going to watch?
[15:16] Cherry
    R-Right.
[15:17] Cherry
    Cliff's running really hard!
[15:20] Lupi
    Oh, but Kyle's in the lead!
[15:21] Lupi
    He's not just handsome, he's also fast!
SIGN    But if Kyle wins, he'll marry Cherry.
[15:28] Lupi
    R-Right.
[15:29] Lupi
    Go, Cliff!
SIGN    Hey, c'mon!
[15:37] Man
    We need to take measures to
    make sure that Kyle wins.
[15:41] Woman
    Yes, Kyle's going to win
    either way, of course,
[15:43] Woman
    but we must take precautions.
[15:45] Man
    And the moment Kyle wins...
[15:48] Man
    The Poppit fortune will be ours!
[15:50] Man
    The Gametz family will
    be the richest in town!
[15:54] Woman
    We need the other participants
    to flunk out for that to happen!
[15:59] Chamo
    This is bad! We have to tell Momo!
[16:08] Chamo
    Momo!
[16:10] Chamo
    Emergency!
[16:11] Momo
    Oh? What's going on?
[16:16] Man
    Okay, first they need to cross
    the bridge over the lake!
[16:33] Man
    Oh! The bridge suddenly collapsed!
[16:36] Man
    A few contestants are out!
[16:39] Momo
    Hey... That's cheating!
[16:41] Momo
    Hey, shouldn't a real man fight fair?!
[16:45] Kyle
    What are you talking about?
[17:02] Ann
    What's going in here? More racers are out!
[17:04] Ann
    Only Kyle, Cliff, and Momonga remain!
[17:10] Kyle
    You're working very hard.
[17:14] Ann
    They're almost to the finish!
[17:16] Ann
    Oh! Kyle speeds up!
[17:26] Momo
    I won't let him get away!
[17:34] Lupi
    Momo! Look out!
[17:41] Momo
    Sorry.
[17:42] Lupi
    Momo! You okay?
[17:45] Momo
    I'm okie-dokie.
[17:47] Momo
    Cliff?
[17:48] Cliff
    Sorry I couldn't hold you up.
[17:50] Momo
    It's fine.
[17:52] Momo
    But look... Kyle is...
[18:04] Mom
    Cherry will surely be happy now.
[18:07] Dad
    I'm sure she will.
[18:08] Dad
    We'll be seeing more of each other.
[18:10] Cherry
    Now I have my husband.
[18:13] Cherry
    And the baby... the baby
    I've been waiting for!
[18:16] Cherry
    I'm sure we'll have the cutest baby.
[18:20] Cherry
    Right, Cliff?
[18:25] Cherry
    Cliff...
[18:34] Man
    Let's finalize the marriage
    with an exchange of rings.
[18:42] Kyle
    I'll make you happy, Cherry.
[18:45] Cherry
    That's right. He's my ideal husband.
[18:49] Cherry
    It's for my baby!
[18:51] Cherry
    But...
[18:52] Cherry
    If I marry him, I'll lose Cliff...
[19:10] Cliff
    Wait just a minute!
[19:12] Cherry
    Cliff!
[19:21] Cliff
    Cherry!
[19:22] Cherry
    Cliff!
[19:23] Cliff
    Cherry! Marry me!
[19:26] Cherry
    Cliff! Do you love babies?
[19:28] Cliff
    I love babies!
[19:29] Cliff
    I'll have as many with you as you want!
[19:32] Cliff
    One, two, three... even a dozen!
[19:34] Cliff
    And let's raise them together!
[19:36] Cherry
    Then I choose you!
[19:49] Cherry
    Momo!
[19:50] Momo
    Cliff, you pilot!
[19:52] Cliff
    I can't do that!
[19:54] Momo
    Yes you can!
[19:55] Momo
    If your dream together is real...
[19:57] Cherry
    Do it, Cliff!
[19:59] Cherry
    For the sake of our baby!
[20:11] Momo
    Please, Mr. Helicopter...
[20:13] Momo
    For the sake of their dream, help them!
[20:31] Momo
    Whoops!
[20:34] Man
    This wasn't the deal!
[20:36] Woman
    Get her back!
[20:39] Momo
    Don't get in their way!
[20:44] Dad
    Cherry!
[20:49] Cherry
    Papa! Mama! I'm going to elope with Cliff!
[20:54] Cherry
    We're going to have so many babies!
[21:09] Dad
    And they're gone.
[21:11] Mom
    If Cherry's happy, isn't that what matters?
[21:14] Dad
    I suppose.
[21:19] Kyle
    N-No... this is humiliating!
[21:24] Kyle
    Mama!
[21:28] Lupi
    He's definitely not ready to be a father!
[21:38] Momo
    Be happy, okay?
[21:52] King
    So good, so good!
[21:54] King
    A true flight for two people in love!
[21:56] Queen
    But was this for the best?
[21:59] King
    They'll have an adorable baby soon!
[22:02] King
    Do you want a new one yourself?
[22:04] Queen
    Oh, you silly!
[22:08] King
    Dee-da...
[22:13] Momo
    By the way, Cookbook,
    where do babies come from?
SIGN    W-Well, see...
[22:18] Lupi
    Hey, I wanna know too!
[22:20] Chamo
    Me too!
SIGN    Well... Momo, you'll hear when you grow up.
[22:23] Momo
    Cherry said it's too late when I grow up.
[22:26] Momo
    I want a baby, too!
[22:30] Momo
    I do!
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[24:12] Momo
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[24:12] Momo
    Raise the antenna!
[24:13] Momo
    Viewers all over the Earth,
    the moment has arrived!
[24:18] Momo
    This is satellite broadcast MOMO!
[24:21] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:23] Momo
    "The Witchy Star Wars."
[24:25] Momo
    It's magic vs. science in space!
[24:26] Momo
    Just you wait!
[24:28] Momo
    I really don't know how
    it'll turn out though!
[24:30] Momo
    Just watch!
SIGN    The Witchy Star Wars?!