E18 - Let's Go Shopping

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[00:06] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[00:06] Sign
    Minky Momo
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    In a universe over there, in an Earth
    over there, in a city over there,
[01:47] Narrator
    there lived a girl.
[01:50] Narrator
    She looked like a completely normal
    girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
[01:53] Narrator
    The one difference was...
[01:56] Narrator
    The girl could use magic to
    transform into a grown-up!
[02:00] Narrator
    They called her Minky Momo.
SIGN    Let's Go Shopping
[02:06] Momo
    "Let's Go Shopping!"
[02:16] Mama
    On my day off, I'm baking bread
    for my beloved husband and child.
[02:21] Mama
    Can there be any greater
    happiness for a woman?
[02:25] Mama
    Silly thing to say...
[02:27] Momo
    Hey! Morning, Mama.
[02:29] Mama
    Oh, Momo, good timing!
[02:32] Mama
    Could you go shopping for me?
[02:35] Momo
    Shopping?
[02:36] Mama
    I'm trying to bake bread,
    but I'm out of milk.
[02:40] Mama
    Would you mind terribly?
[02:41] Momo
    I see. You do need milk to
    make delicious bread, huh?
[02:45] Momo
    Okay, leave it to Momo!
[02:48] Momo
    Off I go!
[02:50] Mama
    Watch out for cars!
[02:55] News
    Next up, the news.
[02:57] News
    Early this morning, two criminals managed
    to escape from police transport.
[03:04] News
    They were originally arrested
    for kidnapping Marguerita,
[03:08] News
    beloved dog of the millionaire
    Richard Moneysworth.
[03:13] Woman
    Gracious, how awful!
[03:15] News
    The police say there's a chance the
    fugitives have come to Overthere City.
[03:20] News
    We encourage residents
    to take utmost caution.
[03:23] Woman
    Oh, how awful!
[03:25] News
    The culprits' identifying features include...
[03:29] Gang
    Damn. Word's already out.
[03:31] Gang
    We'd better run, then.
[03:33] Gang
    Stupid! We don't have the
    money to go on the run.
[03:36] Gang
    We'll need to get a big
    payout first, somehow.
[03:48] Actor
    Hey, what time is it?
[03:50] Actor
    We've only got thirty minutes, Bro.
[03:53] Actor
    What if we don't make it in time?
[03:55] Actor
    You dummy!
[03:56] Actor
    Even if we're just playing
    unnamed gangsters,
[03:58] Actor
    I begged the director over and over,
    and he finally agreed to give us lines!
[04:03] Actor
    We've got to make it to
     the studio, or die trying!
[04:05] Actor
    I told you we should've put on
    our costumes after we got there.
[04:09] Actor
    But you wouldn't stop trying on outfits
    and preening in front of the mirror...
[04:14] Actor
    You shut up!
[04:15] Actor
    We got lost because you didn't find
    out exactly where the studio was!
[04:19] Actor
    Darn it...
[04:22] Actor
    This is your fault! Go ask for directions!
[04:25] Actor
    Directions? But there's no one here, Bro!
[04:28] Actor
    Stupid! Find someone, then!
[04:31] Actor
    Just ask someone! Hurry!
[04:35] Momo
    Which way is the store, anyway?
[04:38] Chamo
    The fishmonger is that way.
[04:40] Momo
    But I'm buying milk.
[04:41] Lupi
    Where do you buy that?
[04:44] Momo
    Not at a green grocer, I guess.
SIGN    When you don't know, go to the supermarket. They sell everything!
[04:50] Momo
    Smart!
[04:51] Lupi
    But it's a bit far.
[04:53] Momo
    Mama's gonna use it to make
    delicious homemade bread!
[04:55] Momo
    I'd walk anywhere for that!
[04:58] Momo
    Let's hurry!
[04:59] Actor
    Excuse me, miss.
[05:01] Momo
    Yes?
[05:04] Actor
    If I could just ask you something...
[05:07] Gang
    Hey, pal. I've got a doppelgänger over there.
[05:10] Actor
    I swear, this isn't a scam...
[05:12] Gang
    Who is that guy?
[05:14] Woman
    Thank you so much!
[05:18] Woman
    Eh?
[05:19] Actor
    The point is, we're in a hurry
    to get to the film studio.
[05:23] Momo
    The film studio? I know where that is.
[05:26] Actor
    Really? That's great!
[05:28] Actor
    What's taking so long? We're low on time!
[05:31] Actor
    R-Right.
[05:32] Actor
    Do you think you could drive
    with us and tell us the way?
[05:35] Momo
    But I have to go shopping...
[05:39] Actor
    We'll take you to the store right after.
[05:42] Actor
    Please, our careers as
    actors are riding on this!
[05:45] Actor
    C'mon, please!
[05:49] Woman
    They're...
[05:50] Woman
    I know! The kidnappers from the news!
[06:00] Woman
    Emergency!
[06:02] Woman
    Someone, come quick!
[06:03] Woman
    The kidnappers have abducted a little girl!
[06:08] Woman
    Someone help! It's a kidnapping!
[06:13] Woman
    Hurry! Hurry! That girl is in danger!
[06:17] Woman
    That's right. I must act!
[06:19] Woman
    I must save that girl!
[06:22] Woman
    Call the police at once!
[06:24] Woman
    I'll go after them! Get to it!
[06:27] Woman
    Don't worry, dear! I'm coming to save you!
[06:33] Gang
    What was that all about?
[06:34] Gang
    No idea. Someone in the
    same line of business?
[06:38] Chief
    What?!
[06:41] Chief
    Those kidnappers kidnapped a little
    girl and now they're on the run?!
[06:45] Chief
    That's terrible!
[06:46] Chief
    Mobilize all cars at once!
[06:55] King
    This has gotten rather
    out of hand, eh, darling?
[06:59] Queen
    I hope it doesn't get too raucous...
[07:02] King
    It's all good, it's all good.
[07:03] King
    People love a good, raucous time!
    Let's have a party together!
[07:08] Queen
    How can you be so carefree?
[07:10] Queen
    The only party here is on your head.
[07:13] King
    My head, eh?
[07:15] King
    Oh, you're right! The octopus
    and the fish are having a blast!
[07:19] King
    Oh, the octopus dances... the fish...
[07:26] Momo
    See? The studio's right there!
[07:30] Actor
    Yes! We're gonna make it in time for the shoot!
[07:38] Woman
    So that's their hideout, is it?
[07:44] Actor
    Okay, we're here!
[07:45] Actor
    We did it, Bro!
[07:47] Momo
    Hey, look out in front!
[07:50] Actor
    Wh-What's that?!
[08:06] Momo
    I think we survived somehow.
[08:08] Actor
    Crud, just one minute left.
[08:11] Actor
    No time to waste. Let's go!
[08:13] Actor
    Wait for me, Bro!
[08:16] Actor
    Hey, Bro!
[08:18] Momo
    So they make movies here, huh?
[08:20] Momo
    It sounds fun! Let's tag along!
[08:22] Chamo
    Yeah! I've always wanted to see a film shoot!
[08:26] Momo
    It's agreed, then! Let's go, go!
[08:29] Chamo
    Yeah! Go, go!
SIGN    Good grief.
[08:32] Lupi
    They're just ridiculous.
[08:41] Actor
    The filming was moved on-location?!
[08:43] Reception
    Y-Yes.
[08:45] Actor
    What now? This is your fault for not asking!
[08:49] Actor
    I'm sorry, Bro!
[08:50] Actor
    So? Where are they shooting now?
[08:53] Reception
    Overhere Pass on Overhere Mountain.
[08:57] Momo
    That's not too far. We might still make it!
[09:00] Momo
    Let's go!
[09:04] Actor
    It's no use. We missed the call time.
[09:07] Momo
    But isn't your dream to become amazing
    actors who could become leading men?
[09:12] Momo
    You can't give up!
[09:13] Actor
    Bro, let's try it!
[09:15] Actor
    The shoot might not have started yet.
[09:18] Actor
    Even if it hasn't, the car's been destroyed!
[09:21] Actor
    How are we supposed to get there? Run?!
[09:24] Actor
    That's true. That would take over an hour.
[09:28] Momo
    I know!
[09:30] Momo
    Let's take that!
[09:38] Actor
    Take that?
[09:39] Actor
    I have driven one on a shoot before, but...
[09:43] Actor
    What? You have?
[09:44] Actor
    But it was only about ten meters,
    so I don't know how good I'll do.
[09:49] Actor
    Beggars can't be choosers.
[09:52] Actor
    Miss, I'm sorry, but will
    you show us the way again?
[09:55] Momo
    Okay, but Mama's still waiting...
[09:59] Actor
    We'll apologize to your mama later!
[10:02] Actor
    Please! We don't know where the shoot is!
[10:07] Momo
    Well, okay! Let's go!
[10:09] Actor
    Yeah!
[10:11] Lupi
    Momo, what about shopping?!
[10:14] Momo
    Something came up! It's okie-dokie!
[10:24] Chief
    You're sure the culprits went in here?
[10:28] Woman
    Yes, I saw it with my own eyes!
[10:30] Chief
    Excellent.
[10:32] Chief
    Attention, culprits!
[10:33] Chief
    Drop your weapons and come out quietly!
[10:36] Chief
    You're completely surrounded!
[10:45] Chief
    What's going on?!
[10:56] Actor
    Huh? What's going on there?
[10:58] Momo
    Oh dear, oh dear...
[10:59] Woman
    It's them! The girl they
    kidnapped is with them!
[11:03] Chief
    What?!
[11:04] Chief
    Don't let them escape! After them!
[11:15] Momo
    What were those police
    cars up to, do you think?
[11:18] Actor
    Could've been a shoot for some cop drama...
[11:21] Actor
    I feel bad about crushing them.
[11:23] Actor
    We'll get an earful if we're found out.
[11:32] Heli
    We're currently over Overthere City.
[11:35] Heli
    We'll be arriving at the base in ten minutes.
[11:38] Heli
    Hey, look at that!
[11:41] Heli
    It's a tank! I didn't hear
    anything about tanks here!
[11:46] Heli
    Could it be...
[11:47] Heli
    A coup d'état?!
[11:53] Ann
    Cout d'état in progress!
    Cout d'état in progress!
[11:56] Ann
    This is not a drill.
[11:57] Ann
    I repeat. This is not a drill!
[12:33] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:33] sign
    Minky Momo
[12:38] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:38] sign
    Minky Momo
[12:39] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:39] sign
    Minky Momo
[12:48] Gang
    You really wanna go after this place?
[12:51] Gang
    We don't have a choice!
[12:52] Gang
    We can't take on bank security
    with just the two of us,
[12:55] Gang
    and there are police cars all over town.
[12:58] Gang
    Our only option is to get
    what money we can quick
[13:00] Gang
    and take a plane out of the country.
[13:03] Gang
    Let's go.
[13:10] Lupi
    Hey, a supermarket!
[13:12] Momo
    It is!
[13:13] Momo
    Hey, mind if I go shopping real quick?
[13:17] Actor
    I guess not. We did promise.
[13:20] Actor
    But finish quick, would
    you? We're in a hurry!
[13:24] Momo
    Yes, of course!
[13:26] Actor
    Hey, stop us for a minute.
[13:27] Actor
    What? We're stopping?
[13:29] Actor
    Yeah. Hurry!
[13:31] Actor
    Um... how do you stop again?
[13:34] Actor
    This has all happened so fast, I forgot.
[13:36] Actor
    What are you doing? Stop us
    already! We're about to pass it!
[13:40] Actor
    Well... it's not this one, or that one...
[13:57] Actor
    Stupid! Stop!
[14:08] Kid
    A tank!
[14:10] Gang
    A-A tank!
[14:16] Gang
    What's a tank doing here?!
[14:18] Gang
    It's coming right for us!
[14:20] Actor
    Bro, we've got some doppelgängers up ahead.
[14:24] Actor
    Stupid, don't worry about that!
[14:25] Actor
    Stop this thing already!
[14:28] Actor
    That's easier said than done.
[14:30] Lupi
    Milk up ahead! Milk up ahead!
[14:37] Lupi
    Yeah! I'll just buy that!
[14:40] Chief
    What's all this about?
[14:42] Gang
    Help us!
[14:44] Actor
    Stop us!
[15:01] Actor
    We stopped!
[15:03] Chief
    Call the police!
[15:05] Man
    R-Right!
[15:08] Gang
    I think we've gotten mixed
    up in a real fine mess, pal.
[15:12] Gang
    All right. Let's steal that tank and run!
[15:18] Gang
    We're taking this!
[15:20] Gang
    So long!
[15:24] Gang
    Can you run this thing?
[15:25] Gang
    Leave it to me.
[15:27] Gang
    I was in the army until two years ago!
[15:39] Actors
    Thieves!
[15:41] Momo
    There.
[15:42] Momo
    I'll take these...
[15:44] Momo
    Except no one's here.
[15:46] Lupi
    Just apologize and leave the money!
[15:49] Momo
    Good idea.
[15:54] Chamo
    They left without telling us!
SIGN    Well, we've got our milk.
SIGN    Maybe we should just head home, Momo?
[16:03] Momo
    But we haven't seen the film shoot yet.
[16:06] Momo
    Let's check it out!
[16:10] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[16:13] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[16:15] Momo
    Become a fast-running
    sprinter with a Minky touch!
[16:48] Momo
    Dash!
[16:50] Chamo
    Rah! Rah! Siss-boom-bah! Win, Momo, win!
SIGN    This isn't a track meet.
[16:55] Actor
    What do we do, Bro?
[16:57] Actor
    We were gonna return that
    tank after the shoot!
[17:01] Actor
    We've got to get it back, of course!
[17:03] Actor
    Let's go!
[17:08] Actor
    Sorry! We need to borrow this!
[17:11] Man
    What was that?
[17:11] Man
    No idea.
[17:14] Chief
    What? The kidnappers attacked a supermarket?
[17:19] Chief
    Just you wait...
[17:20] Chief
    I'll show you what you get
    for opposing the government!
[17:30] News
    Look, everyone!
[17:32] News
    That's the tank of the criminals
    who kidnapped a little girl
[17:35] News
    and destroyed a supermarket!
[17:37] Momo
    Excuse me!
[17:39] Momo
    Excuse me! Clear the way, please!
[17:42] Momo
    Yes, please clear the way!
[17:46] News
    Oh? What's this now?
[17:49] News
    We now have a female runner
    chasing hard after the tank!
[17:53] News
    And two men are on a bike pursuing her!
[18:00] Momo
    I caught up!
[18:01] Actor
    Wait, thieves!
[18:06] Momo
    If the actors are behind me,
    then who's driving the tank?
[18:15] Chief
    Stop the tank now and give yourselves up!
[18:18] Chief
    You blasted kidnappers!
[18:19] Actors
    Kidnappers?
[18:20] Momo
    Really?
[18:24] Fighter
    Target sighted!
[18:25] Fighter
    Commencing attack!
[18:32] News
    Oh! What's all this, now?
[18:35] News
    Now the military's getting in on it!
[18:41] Gang
    What's going on?!
[19:15] Fighter
    Mission complete. Now returning to base.
[19:36] News
    Hey! It's the kidnapped girl
    who was with the kidnappers.
[19:40] News
    She seems safe and sound!
[19:45] Chief
    Attempted kidnapping, kidnapping
    and unlawful restraint,
[19:48] Chief
    destruction of property
    including that a supermarket,
[19:52] Chief
    and stealing a tank to
    incite a coup d'état...
[19:55] Chief
    You're under arrest on these charges!
[19:57] Chief
    Take them away.
[19:57] Chief
    Sir!
[19:59] Gang
    W-Wait a minute! What's going on?
[20:01] Gang
    Where did all those new charges come from?!
[20:06] Gang
    H-Hey! Listen to us!
[20:08] Gang
    We didn't do it!
[20:09] Gang
    It wasn't us!
[20:13] Chief
    By the way, who are you two?
[20:17] Chief
    Oh, of course!
[20:20] Chief
    You stalled the culprits so
    they couldn't escape, right?
[20:23] Chief
    Thank you. Thank you!
[20:27] News
    Hey, look at those courageous young men!
[20:31] News
    They were pursuing the culprits on
    a bike to assist with their arrest!
[20:37] News
    So heartwarming!
[20:38] Actor
    Bro, what's going on?
[20:41] Actor
    I don't know, but I think
    we've become celebrities.
[20:45] News
    By the way, where did
    that beautiful runner go?
[20:49] Woman
    You mean me?
[20:50] News
    Who are you?
[20:52] Woman
    I beg your pardon!
[20:54] Woman
    As it happens, the culprits were only
    caught because I spotted and pursued them!
[21:01] Woman
    See?
[21:02] Woman
    In my 25 years riding a bicycle,
    I've never been so fired up!
[21:07] Woman
    Oh, dear...
[21:09] Woman
    Hey! Someone interview me, too!
[21:15] Pipil
    Are you okay, Momo?
[21:17] Momo
    Yeah. Look at them!
[21:19] Momo
    They didn't make it to the shoot,
[21:22] Momo
    but they still got to be on TV a whole lot!
SIGN    Yeah. Maybe they'll get some good roles based on that.
[21:28] Chamo
    But we missed our chance to
    see a movie getting filmed!
SIGN    You're still worried about that?
[21:33] Lupi
    C'mon. Momo's mother is waiting!
[21:35] Lupi
    Let's get back!
[21:36] Momo
    Yeah!
[21:40] Queen
    That was quite an intense shopping trip!
[21:42] King
    La-dee-da, it was!
[21:45] King
    By the way, darling, did you do our shopping?
[21:49] Queen
    Oh, in all the chaos I completely forgot!
[21:52] Queen
    Perhaps I'll go now.
[21:54] King
    I'll go with you!
[21:55] King
    Hey, what's for dinner tonight?
[21:57] Queen
    Perhaps I'll make your favorite, omurice!
[22:01] King
    La-dee-da!
[22:07] Momo
    I'm home!
[22:09] Momo
    Sorry for the long wait!
[22:13] Momo
    What just happened?
[22:16] Mama
    If my deduction is correct,
[22:19] Mama
    I probably added too much
    baking powder that time.
SIGN    Good grief. When will we ever get to eat?
[22:30] Momo
    I'm hungry!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:09] Momo
    Come one, come all!
[24:10] Momo
    Watch the show and pay after!
[24:12] Momo
    What? We have to pay?
[24:14] Momo
    Of course!
[24:15] Momo
    Obviously, witches these days can't
    show their spells off for free!
[24:17] Momo
    Next week we've got a
    very mature young witch!
[24:20] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:22] Momo
    "The Witch Charges for Her Magic".
[24:24] Momo
    But Momo's magic always comes free!
[24:27] Momo
    Please watch it, everyone!
[24:29] Momo
    Eh? I might be out of allowance...
SIGN    The Witch Charges
    for Her Magic