E5 - The Bratty Prince's Pandemonium

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    The Bratty Prince's Pandemonium
[01:17] Momo
    "The Bratty Prince's Pandemonium."
[01:55] Mocha
    You'd better finish eating!
    We're going to be late!
[01:57] Momo
    What do you think the prince is like?
[02:02] Announcer
    Prince Tamtam of the Kingdom of
    Yusrarel is visiting our country
[02:06] Announcer
    where he'll present a rare three-humped
    camel to the Happy Zoo.
[02:10] Announcer
    The gifting ceremony is expected
    to be very well attended.
[02:13] Pipil
    It's hard to tell just on TV,
[02:15] Pipil
    but the prince looks very handsome!
[02:22] Brat
    It's bad manners to watch TV during dinner!
[02:28] Brat
    Lemme see that.
[02:31] Brat
    How can you eat this gross stuff?!
[02:34] Mocha
    Quiet, you salad thief!
[02:37] Brat
    Hey!
[02:40] Brat
    Just my type.
[02:43] Brat
    I'd like a hamburger, a chocolate
    parfait, a plum soda,
[02:46] Brat
    a fried chicken basket, and beef stew.
[02:49] Brat
    An extra for you.
[02:53] Pipil
    B-But if you order that much...
[02:56] Brat
    Hey, don't sweat it.
[02:58] Brat
    As a token of our new friendship,
    I'll allow you to treat me.
[03:03] Momo
    You've really got some nerve, kid!
[03:04] Brat
    You look far more charming when you're angry.
SIGN    What a brat!
[03:24] Pipil
    What do we do, Momo?
[03:25] Momo
    I don't know...
[03:28] Momo
    You've got a little spending money, right?
[03:31] Brat
    My butler's got the money.
[03:34] Mocha
    Butler?
[03:36] Pipil
    Is he delusional with a fever?
SIGN    Good grief.
SIGN    He's going to get Momo arrested for dine-and-dashing!
[03:47] Momo
    He leaves me no choice.
[03:48] Momo
    We'll have to...
[03:54] Brat
    Potatoes!
[04:07] A
    Prince Tamtam doesn't have much longer.
[04:10] B
    Once the prince is out of the picture,
[04:12] B
    only the sickly king will remain.
[04:14] A
    And the world's greatest oil-producing
    nation, Yusrarel, will belong to our boss.
[04:18] B
    It's all falling into place!
[04:20] A/B
    Grazie!
[04:22] Momo
    Prince Tamtam's in trouble!
[04:24] Brat
    What's this about Prince Tamtam?
[04:26] Momo
    None of your business, kid.
[04:34] Brat
    I'm coming too!
[04:36] Server
    It's a dine-and-dash!
[04:40] Server
    Get back here!
[04:42] Brat
    Hey, I love playing tag!
[05:02] Butler
    Oh, honestly!
[05:04] Butler
    What to do, what to do...
[05:07] Butler
    What to do, what to do...
[05:09] Butler
    Did you find him?
[05:11] Security
    Well, actually...
[05:12] Security
    I'm afraid not.
[05:15] Butler
    If anything happens to the
    prince, it'll be my head!
[05:19] Momo
    Excuse me!
[05:21] Guard
    No, no!
[05:22] Guard
    You can't go any further!
[05:23] Momo
    But you have to let me through!
[05:25] Momo
    Prince Tamtam is in danger!
[05:26] Butler
    What?!
[05:29] Butler
    Did you just say that
    Prince Tamtam was in danger?
[05:32] Momo
    Yes!
[05:34] Momo
    There are some bad men after the prince!
[05:37] Butler
    What?!
[05:38] Butler
    But the prince is missing!
[05:40] Butler
    Do you know where he is?
[05:42] Prince
    I'll tell you! Just give me my money!
[05:44] Prince
    Let me go!
[05:47] Butler
    Prince Tamtam!
[05:52] Prince
    Pay him a delivery fee, too, I guess.
[05:54] Momo
    T-This spoiled little brat is the prince?!
[05:57] Butler
    How dare you refer to the prince
    as a spoiled little brat?!
[06:00] Butler
    Well, accurate though it may be...
[06:02] Butler
    But anyway, Your Highness, the ceremony!
[06:07] Prince
    I'll kick it off.
[06:13] Prince
    What do I do?
[06:14] Butler
    Here. I'll hold you up.
[06:21] Crowd
    Your Highness!
[06:23] Prince
    Hello, everyone!
[06:24] Prince
    It's a beautiful day, and I'm Prince Tamtam!
[06:29] Crowd
    Your Highness! Your Highness!
[06:35] Prince
    Snip!
[06:46] Butler
    It's finally over.
[06:49] Butler
    Y-Your Highness!
[06:58] Prince
    Let's give you a shingle cut!
[07:01] Mocha
    Hands off my fellow primate!
SIGN    Just endure it.
[07:12] Prince
    Go!
[07:17] Prince
    Ow...
[07:20] Prince
    Who knocked me down?
[07:21] Butler
    Are you hurt, Your Highness?
[07:29] Momo
    There he is!
[07:29] Guard
    There! Get him! After him!
[07:40] Dan
    Darn it. I almost had him!
[07:44] Prince
    That gun looks heavy.
[07:46] Prince
    I'll take it off your hands.
[07:49] Dan
    Y-You brat!
[07:53] Dan
    Got you now!
[07:56] Momo
    Your Highness!
[08:10] Pipil
    Did Momo do that?
SIGN    What happened?
[08:13] Momo
    I'm not sure.
[08:16] Prince
    She's cute!
[08:18] Prince
    If I may...
[08:26] Interviewer
    Are you the boss of the assassin gang?
[08:28] Dan
    C-C-Certainly not!
[08:31] Dan
    I was just hired for today to take
    out the prince at the ceremony.
SIGN    Killer for a day, huh?
[08:38] Momo
    Who else is in on it?
[08:39] Dan
    They said that if I failed, they'd
    take care of him on the flight home.
[08:44] Mocha
    So, on the plane?
[08:45] Momo
    What do the killers look like?
[08:47] Momo
    Where are they?
[08:48] Dan
    I-I don't know that much.
[08:51] Dan
    I told you, I was just a hired hand.
[08:53] Dan
    And now that I've failed, I'll
    have to return the advance!
[08:58] Mocha
    That's just sad.
[09:00] Interviewer
    We have to move quickly!
[09:01] Interviewer
    We must protect the prince!
[09:13] Mocha
    Keep it up, Momo! Hurry!
[09:15] Pipil
    Yeah!
[09:17] Momo
    I'm gonna give it my all!
[09:18] Momo
    Gourmet Poppo, pop up!
[09:31] Prince
    The monkey's butt is red-red-red...
[09:39] Prince
    It's Jaws.
[09:48] Momo
    We've got to hurry.
[09:49] Momo
    Is there any way to get onto a plane?
SIGN    There's only one way!
[09:54] Momo
    Wait just a minute!
[09:59] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[10:02] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[10:06] Momo
    Become a stewardess!
[10:24] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    It's perfect!
[10:26] King
    Very good, very good!
[10:28] King
    I love a fine pair of stems!
[10:30] Queen
    How dare you!
[10:31] Queen
    That's your own daughter you're looking at!
[10:35] King
    It's your stems that I fell for as well.
[10:39] King
    And a-one...
[10:41] Queen
    That's right.
[10:42] Queen
    You did love to play with my legs.
[10:47] Queen
    Glimpse.
[10:48] King
    Glare!
[10:49] Queen
    Gracious!
[10:52] Queen
    How shameless.
[10:54] King
    There go the legs.
[10:55] King
    What a stilted exchange...
[10:56] King
    Next scene, please!
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    Fairy Princess
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    Minky Momo
[11:24] Stewardess
    Thank you for flying with us today.
[11:27] Stewardess
    This is the jumbo jet to Yusrarel via Madrid.
[11:34] Stewardess
    Oh?
[11:35] Stewardess
    Who are you?
[11:37] Momo
    Me?
[11:39] Momo
    I'm a new stewardess. I just joined up.
[11:42] Stewardess
    Did you?
[11:50] Prince
    Surrounded by men.
[11:52] Momo
    There are assassins among the passengers.
[12:02] Pipil
    I'm so worried!
[12:03] Mocha
    You don't think the assassins
    will target Momo too, do you?
[12:11] Mocha
    Sindbook, how can you
    sleep at a time like this?
[12:18] Mocha
    "Travel safety charm"?
[12:21] Mocha
    What's this?
[12:23] Mocha
    A downer old dog like you!
SIGN    It's just a bit of fun...
[12:30] Stewardess
    Here.
[12:40] Momo
    Where are you going?
[12:42] Prince
    The bathroom.
[12:47] Momo
    A suspicious man!
[12:59] Prince
    No!
[13:01] Prince
    Help!
[13:01] Man
    Sorry, I can't hold it! I gotta go first!
[13:05] Momo
    Oh, thank goodness!
[13:06] Prince
    Wait! I can't hold it either!
[13:08] Prince
    I wet myself!
[13:14] Passenger
    There's a time bomb on the plane!
[13:16] Passenger
    What?!
[13:23] Passenger
    What'll we do?
[13:25] Passenger
    A bomb?!
[13:39] Butler
    His Highness's bag...
[13:54] Prince
    It's time for my snack.
[13:56] Passengers
    I give up!
[14:05] Momo
    And so our jet arrived in Madrid.
[14:12] Momo
    Understand? We take off again in an hour.
[14:15] Momo
    Be careful until then.
[14:17] Prince
    They wanna kill me and
    take over Yusrarel, huh?
[14:20] Prince
    People get the funniest ideas, huh?
[14:22] Butler
    You're the one who tends to get
    funny ideas, Your Highness.
[14:25] Butler
    Don't take your eyes off of him.
[14:26] Guards
    Sir, at risk of our lives!
[14:28] Butler
    You say that every time!
[14:30] Butler
    I'm terribly sorry for all
    the trouble, Miss Stewardess.
[14:33] Momo
    Not at all.
[14:35] Momo
    I washed the prince's soiled underwear
    and have them drying on the plane.
[14:39] Prince
    You would make a fine wife.
[14:42] Momo
    I'd rather not have a
    husband who wets his pants.
[14:45] Momo
    Now, I have something to attend to.
[14:46] Momo
    If you'll excuse me.
[14:49] Prince
    Darn it.
[14:53] Prince
    Butler, what's Madrid famous for?
[14:56] Butler
    Oh, well... flamenco?
[14:59] Prince
    Flamenco?
[15:01] A
    This.
[15:02] A
    Ole! Ole, ole, ole!
[15:04] Prince
    That's funny! You do it too, Butler!
[15:06] Prince
    It's good for your back!
[15:07] Butler
    Is it? Then...
[15:10] Butler
    Ole!
[15:14] Butler
    Ole! Ole! Ole! Café au lait!
[15:17] Prince
    Keep it up!
[15:18] Men
    Ole! Ole! Ole! Café au lait!
[15:21] Prince
    Yeah, do more!
[15:21] Men
    Ole! Ole! Ole! Café au lait!
[15:25] Men
    Ole! Ole! Ole!
[15:27] Butler
    Yuck!
[15:32] Butler
    The prince is gone!
[15:34] Butler
    He tricked us!
[15:43] Mocha
    Everything's on track, then?
[15:46] Pipil
    I'm so glad!
[15:47] Momo
    But we can't rest easy ye—
[15:48] Butler
    Emergency!
[15:50] Butler
    Emergency!
[16:23] Prince
    This is so nice.
[16:24] Prince
    A future king should really
    see as much as he can.
[16:42] Prince
    I wanna dance, too!
[16:46] Prince
    A-one! A-two! A-one, two, three!
[16:53] Prince
    Go!
[16:55] Prince
    This is fun!
[17:05] Momo
    Where could he have gone?
SIGN    That figure dancing in the crowd there...
[17:10] Pipil
    It's the prince!
[17:14] Prince
    Don't stop!
SIGN    That idiot!
[17:18] Momo
    We have to get him out!
[17:22] Prince
    Flamenco! Flamenco!
[17:31] Prince
    Yeah, keep it up!
[17:36] Momo
    It's not safe!
[17:37] Momo
    Pipil!
[17:37] Pipil
    Go!
[17:40] Dancer
    Hey! Knock it off!
[17:51] Momo
    Wait up!
[17:52] Prince
    Hey, I love running marathons!
[17:54] Prince
    Go!
[18:29] Assassin
    You fell into our trap.
[18:31] Assassin
    Hand over the prince!
[18:32] Prince
    No!
[18:35] Assassin
    If you don't, you'll die too!
[18:42] Momo
    Don't you dare!
[18:42] Momo
    No matter what you do, I won't
    let you have the prince!
[18:47] Prince
    Well, might as well...
[18:49] Momo
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[18:51] Prince
    I'm scared! I want to hide under your skirt!
[18:56] Momo
    No!
[19:00] Pipil
    Your Highness!
[19:01] Prince
    That's why I wanted to hide under your skirt!
[19:04] Pipil
    How can you say that at a time like this?!
SIGN    What do you think of me now?!
[19:19] Momo
    Wow, Sindbook!
[19:21] Pipil
    Just perfect!
[19:25] Pipil
    Run!
[19:38] Prince
    I was so scared!
[19:40] Prince
    Can't stop myself!
[19:45] Momo
    Why do you have to make
    everyone worry like this?!
[19:48] Prince
    I haven't been struck since
    my dead mom spanked me.
[19:55] Prince
    You look like my mom.
[19:59] Momo
    Your Highness...
[20:01] Prince
    But it hurts more on the cheek.
[20:02] Prince
    Spank me next time.
[20:05] Momo
    You silly little prince.
[20:14] King
    Looks like we're well
    on our way to stage two!
[20:30] Butler
    Thanks to you, we exposed the plot by
    the ministers to take over the country.
[20:35] Butler
    You thank them too, Your Highness.
[20:38] Prince
    Upsy-daisy!
[20:40] Prince
    Thank you.
[20:41] Prince
    I'm willing to marry you, if you want.
[20:44] Momo
    I think I'll pass.
[20:48] Prince
    Shy, huh?
[20:50] Momo
    More importantly, I want you to become
    a kind prince everyone can respect.
[20:54] Prince
    Yeah, I'm tired of playing pranks.
[20:56] Prince
    I'm gonna turn over a new leaf.
[21:00] Mocha
    No! Don't show that!
SIGN    We can't let anyone see that!
[21:04] Pipil
    But it's fine to show beautiful things!
[21:11] King
    I think that's enough for today!
[21:13] King
    La-dee-da!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:08] Momo
    Hi, Minky Momo here!
[22:10] Momo
    How did you like all the chaos today?
[22:12] Momo
    Minky Momo's world is very vast!
[22:14] Momo
    We're going to try a
    passionate youth drama next!
[22:18] Momo
    Blood, sweat, and tears
    flow on the tennis court,
[22:20] Momo
    where a red rose of youth blooms!
[22:23] Momo
    Just kidding.
[22:24] Momo
    Still, I am going to play tennis.
[22:25] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:28] Momo
    "Red Roses on the Tennis Court."
[22:30] Momo
    This is the truly prime of our lives!
[22:31] Momo
    Okay, not really.