E13 - The Warriors of Snow Castle

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[00:05] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[00:05] Sign
    Minky Momo
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:37] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    In a universe over there, in an Earth
    over there, in a city over there,
[01:47] Narrator
    there lived a girl.
[01:49] Narrator
    She looked like a completely normal
    girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
[01:53] Narrator
    The one difference was...
[01:55] Narrator
    The girl could use magic to
    transform into a grown-up!
[01:59] Narrator
    They called her Minky Momo.
SIGN    The Warriors of Snow Castle
[02:07] Momo
    "The Warriors of Snow Castle."
[02:32] Momo
    Take that!
[02:33] Cook
    Hey!
[02:34] Cook
    Ow, ow!
[02:36] Cook
    Achoo!
[02:38] Lupi
    C'mon, let's go home!
[02:40] Momo
    But it's beautiful, like a big blank canvas!
[02:43] Momo
    Let's play more!
[02:45] Momo
    C'mon! Running will warm you up!
[02:55] Momo
    What're they up to?
[02:56] Cook
    I think that's a park ranger station.
[03:04] Kid
    There...
[03:09] Momo
    Hey, you guys!
[03:11] Momo
    What are you doing out here?
[03:14] Kid
    We're making a snow castle.
[03:16] Momo
    A snow castle?
[03:18] Koji
    It's for the three of us.
[03:20] Koji
    You wanna join our club?
[03:22] Momo
    Sounds great! I'd love to!
[03:25] Koji
    She can join, right?
[03:27] Tony
    Sure, I guess.
[03:29] Jiro
    I don't see a reason to say no.
[03:32] Momo
    That's great! I'm Momo!
[03:34] Momo
    These are Lupipi, Chamo, and Cookbook.
[03:37] Momo
    You're all gonna help too, right?
[03:40] Momo
    Okay, it's decided!
[03:43] Cook
    Good grief.
[03:55] Chamo
    I'm kind of enjoying this.
[04:15] Tony
    It's done! Our castle's done!
[04:18] Jiro
    Yeah! We finished it!
[04:20] Koji
    We finally did it!
[04:26] Momo
    That's awesome! It looks like a real castle!
[04:29] Chamo
    I kinda wanna move in!
[04:32] Koji
    C'mon in and see, guys!
[04:49] Momo
    Awesome! The table and
    chairs are made of ice!
[04:53] Momo
    They're so sparkly!
[04:54] Tony
    Have a seat.
[04:55] Tony
    You're welcome here, as the first
    guest of our Rosewood Castle.
[05:02] Cook
    We'll sit here.
[05:04] Chamo
    There!
[05:09] Chamo/Lupipi
    It's cold!
[05:12] Cook
    It's enough to give you
    a nervous personality!
[05:16] Momo
    This is really lovely, but what gave you
    the idea to build a castle in the park?
[05:25] (Flashback) Mother
    Koji! You're going to go to a first-rate
    college and become prime minister.
[05:32] (Flashback) Mother
    I won't have you becoming a city
    councilman like your father.
[05:39] (Flashback) Mother
    Jiro, I want you to become a great doctor
    and revitalize your father's hospital.
[05:47] (Flashback) Mother
    Is that understood?
[05:48] (Flashback) Mother
    Tony, dear, you're a genius!
[05:53] (Flashback) Mother
    Your life's goal is to get a house
    with a pool paid for by royalties.
[05:56] (Flashback) Mother
    Don't become a scriptwriter with
    no prospects, like your father!
[06:10] Tony
    We're declaring war against the grown-ups!
[06:12] Jiro
    This castle is our base of operations.
[06:16] Koji
    No matter what happens,
    we're never going home!
[06:20] Kids
    Yeah.
[06:21] Kids
    Yeah!
[06:23] Lupi
    Does that mean they've run away from home?
[06:27] Cook
    They are at a rebellious age, after all.
[06:30] Chamo
    Is that common?
[06:31] Momo
    I don't really get it, but it sounds fun!
[06:34] Lupi
    It's not fun at all!
[06:36] Momo
    Let's leave them to it and go home.
[06:38] Chamo
    Yeah, it's almost lunch. I'm hungry.
[06:42] Momo
    Oh, you're right.
[06:43] Momo
    Hey, how are we gonna eat while we're here?
[06:46] Koji
    Good question. I totally forgot.
[06:48] Jiro
    Yeah, I haven't had anything
    to eat since last night.
[06:52] Tony
    Okay, let's work together
    to round up some food!
[06:55] Kids
    Okay! Let's do it!
[06:56] Lupi
    This is ridiculous!
[06:58] Lupi
    How are they going to get
    along without grown-ups?
[07:00] Cook
    Momo. Let's leave before
    this becomes trouble.
[07:05] Momo
    Nah... I think I'll join in!
[07:10] Momo
    Let's do it!
[07:12] Momo
    I'll help you get food, too!
[07:15] Jiro
    Then let's go to each of our houses in turn.
[07:18] Koji
    Great idea!
[07:20] Koji
    I always wanted to eat all the
    junk food in our house, just once!
[07:25] Tony
    Okay, we're the warriors of the Rosewood
    Forest, taking a stand for freedom!
[07:31] Tony
    Let's work together and fight against
    the evil parents who make us suffer!
[07:35] Kids
    Yeah!
[07:37] Momo
    Yeah!
[07:39] Momo
    Whoops...
[07:43] Lupi
    Fine, it's out of our hands.
[07:45] Cook
    Good grief.
[07:50] King
    Looks like Momo's up to
    something interesting again.
[07:53] Queen
    I just hope it doesn't get out of control.
[07:55] King
    It's all good, it's all good.
[07:56] King
    Momo finds a way to have fun in anything.
[07:59] King
    And you find a way to worry about everything.
[08:01] Queen
    And you find a way to joke about everything.
[08:04] Queen
    Why not show a bit of real concern, for once?
[08:06] King
    La-dee-da, I'm jest being myself!
[08:12] King
    Second to pun! A farce to be reckoned with!
[08:14] King
    You can't put me under a gag order like this!
[08:16] King
    I'm out of jokes. Moving on!
[08:27] Mama
    It was then that the detective saw a
    suspicious figure through the window.
[08:33] Mama
    It had to be the culprit!
[08:34] Papa
    Momo and her pets are out late.
[08:37] Papa
    Where could they have gone?
[08:39] Mama
    I'm sure they'll be back by lunch.
[08:42] Papa
    Yes, of course.
[08:43] Papa
    Today is Momo's favorite,
    the Legend Inn original
[08:47] Papa
    Mediterranean-style seafood omelets.
[08:56] Papa
    Momo? What are you doing there?
[08:58] Momo
    Hush! I'm not the Momo you know right now.
[09:03] Papa
    Eh? What?
[09:05] Tony
    We're the warriors of Rosewood Forest!
[09:08] Tony
    If you value your life, hand over the food!
[09:11] Momo
    You heard the man! Hand it over!
[09:22] Papa
    D-Dear?
[09:24] Mama
    Oh, welcome home, Momo!
[09:26] Mama
    Were you off with friends?
[09:28] Mama
    But what's with the mask?
[09:30] Momo
    We came to steal your food!
[09:32] Kids
    Yeah!
[09:33] Mama
    Food?
[09:34] Mama
    Oh, is it Halloween?
[09:36] Mama
    All right, take as much as you like!
[09:38] Kids
    Yeah!
[09:40] Momo
    Execute Operation: La-dee-da!
[09:41] Momo
    Yeah!
[09:42] Papa
    Oh, so it's Halloween.
[09:44] Papa
    That "give me candy or I'll
    play a trick on you" thing.
[09:47] Papa
    She could have just said so!
[09:53] Cook
    Don't blame me if they yell
    at you for this later.
[10:09] Tony
    Okay, withdraw!
[10:11] Kids
    Yeah!
[10:19] Cook
    You're crushing me!
[10:24] Momo
    Later!
[10:25] Papa
    Sure, take care!
[10:27] Mama
    Give it your best, everyone!
[10:36] Mama
    Eh? Is Halloween usually in winter?
[10:40] Papa
    Now that you mention it...
[10:41] Papa
    But it's good to have
    fun at any time of year.
[10:45] Papa
    That's true!
[10:54] Jiro
    Mom's gonna be shocked when she sees this!
[11:00] Mother
    Dear! Dear!
[11:14] Mother
    Dear!
[11:16] Koji
    The plan worked! Now Tony's house!
[11:25] Mother
    Call the police, dear!
[11:27] Mother
    The police! Now!
[11:30] Mother
    Hurry!
[11:36] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:36] Sign
    Minky Momo
[11:41] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:41] Sign
    Minky Momo
[11:42] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:42] Sign
    Minky Momo
[11:50] Papa
    Eh? That sounds like police cars.
[11:53] Papa
    What could have happened?
[11:56] Papa
    I wonder. A crime, maybe?
[11:58] Mama
    That's awful! I could make
    it research for my novel!
[12:02] Mama
    And away I go!
[12:06] Papa
    Be back in time for lunch, okay?
[12:09] People
    What is it?
[12:12] People
    Is everything okay?
[12:14] Mama
    What happened?
[12:16] Woman
    They say that the house was ransacked,
    and the son has been missing all day!
[12:23] Mama
    Quite a mystery!
[12:25] Mama
    Right! I'll take the case!
[12:27] Mama
    If Miss Jessica can solve
    mysteries, surely I can, too!
[12:31] Mama
    Right?
[12:33] Mother
    What? What are you doing?!
[12:35] Mother
    The house has been ransacked
    and my son's been kidnapped!
[12:39] Det
    Now, calm down. We don't
    know that for sure yet!
[12:43] Mother
    Silence. The police are absolutely useless!
[12:46] Mother
    Call the riot squad. No, the army!
[12:48] Mother
    A future great novelist is in danger!
[13:04] Mama
    The missing children are the sons of
    a local doctor, a minor politician,
[13:09] Mama
    and an unknown screenplay writer.
[13:12] Mama
    None of the families are
    especially wealthy...
[13:16] Mama
    An accident? A kidnapping?
[13:18] Papa
    Dear, Momo's still gone, too.
[13:22] Papa
    Should we start eating?
[13:24] Papa
    The omelets will get cold.
[13:28] Mama
    It's no use. I don't have a clue!
[13:37] Momo
    This is good!
[13:40] Kid
    Try this!
[13:42] Momo
    Give me some!
[13:46] Momo
    Spoils of war! Spoils of war!
[13:48] Jiro
    I've never eaten so much junk food before.
[13:51] Tony
    Neither have I!
[14:11] Det
    The kidnapped boy! Are you alone?
[14:13] Det
    Come to us, quickly!
[14:16] Cook
    What a lot of noise.
[14:18] Det
    Attention, kidnappers!
[14:20] Det
    You're completely surrounded.
[14:22] Det
    Release the hostages and come out peacefully!
[14:28] Momo
    What's he talking about?
[14:29] Cook
    I think there's been some
    kind of misunderstanding.
[14:54] King
    La-dee-da-dee-da! The worst
    happened, just like you said!
[14:58] King
    I don't even know how to joke about it!
[14:59] King
    Nagoya fried shrimp! Canned shark soup!
[15:04] Queen
    Please let that snow cool you off.
[15:07] King
    I know! They need to cool their heads!
[15:10] King
    They all need to calm down and be rational.
[15:11] Queen
    Yes, that would help, but...
[15:18] Det
    We'll give you thirty seconds.
[15:20] Det
    Surrender by then or we'll bust our way in!
[15:23] Koji
    What's going on here?
[15:25] Mother
    Koji dear! Are you all right?
[15:27] Mother
    Were you hurt?
[15:28] Mother
    You've got your mock exam at
    cram school coming up, remember?
[15:30] Mother
    We don't want you catching a cold, now!
[15:32] Mother
    Jiro, dear! Come out, quickly!
[15:35] Mother
    Let's get you home and studying at once!
[15:37] Mother
    You'll fall behind the others at this rate!
[15:40] Tony
    This isn't good. What do we do?
[15:42] Mother
    Tony, dear!
[15:43] Mother
    Excuse me, kidnappers!
[15:44] Mother
    Tony's going to be submitting a
    story for a prestigious award soon!
[15:47] Mother
    Please return him right away!
[15:49] Mother
    Koji's going to be prime minister!
[15:52] Mother
    Jiro's going to be an amazing doctor!
[15:55] Mother
    What was that?!
[15:56] Mother
    Stop it! Shut up!
[15:58] Mother
    Tony's much more important!
[16:01] Chamo
    Are they really even
    worried about their kids?
[16:04] Cook
    I'm not sure.
[16:05] Lupi
    I think I understand what led
    the kids to build this castle.
[16:10] Momo
    Okay, let's teach them a lesson!
[16:12] Lupi
    How?
[16:13] Momo
    Like this!
[16:17] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[16:20] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[16:23] Momo
    Become Robin Hood with a Minky touch!
[16:52] Momo
    I'll protect the peace in this forest!
[16:57] Det
    Please, ladies, calm down.
[17:05] Det
    Who are you?!
[17:07] Momo
    I'm the warrior of freedom, Robin Hood Momo!
[17:10] Momo
    I need you to remember your own childhoods!
[17:14] Momo
    You had your own dreams for the future,
[17:16] Momo
    and loved having freedom that
    adults couldn't trample on!
[17:19] Mother
    Nobody remembers that long ago!
[17:24] Mother
    That must be the kidnapper!
[17:25] Mother
    Arrest them!
[17:31] Det
    Charge, men!
[17:32] Det
    Yeah!
[17:35] Momo
    We don't have a choice.
[17:37] Momo
    Let's fight!
[17:38] Momo
    Let's protect your freedom!
[17:41] Koji
    Yeah! Let's do it!
[17:42] Kids
    Yeah!
[17:45] Jiro
    Take that!
[17:58] Det
    Curse you! This isn't over!
[18:02] Kids
    Take that!
[18:04] Det
    Oh, dear...
[18:05] Cops
    Oh, oh, oh!
[18:10] Cops
    Oh, oh, oh!
[18:19] Jiro
    We did it! We did it!
[18:21] Mother
    Tony, stop this!
[18:24] Tony
    Get out of our forest, grown-ups!
[18:30] Mother
    Help! Help!
[18:35] Momo
    Receive my arrow of justice!
[18:39] Det
    Sh-She got me!
[18:42] Det
    Oh?
[18:43] Det
    Darn it, fight back! Are we
    the police or aren't we?!
[18:47] Cops
    Yeah!
[18:47] Cook
    This has gotten really out of control!
[18:50] Chamo
    Yeah!
[18:51] Cops
    Take that! And that!
[19:00] Mother
    How dare you hit your own mother!
[19:03] Mother
    Take this, the unhittable Pacific
    League ball from my days
[19:06] Mother
    on my girls' school softball team!
[19:12] Mother
    And I used to be a champion shot-putter!
[19:16] Mother
    Take that!
[19:18] Lupi
    Another one!
[19:21] Mother
    We aren't about to lose to our children.
[19:24] Mother
    Well? Don't just stand there! Join in, dear!
[19:26] Mother
    Are you his father or not?
[19:28] Father
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:30] Mother
    Watch where you throw that!
[19:34] Det
    Hey! You won't get away with that!
[19:40] Mother
    How dare a public servant harm a citizen!
[19:43] Det
    Shut up! This is your fault! A failure
    to raise your children properly!
[19:49] Mother
    What was that?!
[19:51] Mother
    You don't get to tell us
    how to raise our children!
[19:56] Det
    Get them, men!
[20:01] Mother
    Take that!
[20:09] Lupi
    What happened?
[20:10] Momo
    Either way, everyone's having fun.
[20:14] Tony
    It's time for cram school.
[20:15] Koji
    What do we do?
[20:27] Koji
    Let's go to cram school.
[20:29] Jiro
    Yeah. I gave them a piece of
    my mind, so I feel better now.
[20:32] Tony
    Yeah. Let's do this again from time to time.
[20:35] Kids
    Yeah!
[20:36] Tony
    We don't wanna be late to cram school.
[20:37] Tony
    Let's go!
[20:38] Kids
    Yeah!
[20:50] Chamo
    What about their fight for freedom?
[20:53] Cook
    I guess the only thing that can
    guarantee their future freedom is
[20:57] Cook
    doing well in cram school.
[21:00] Momo
    But it was just getting good!
[21:01] Momo
    I wanna play more.
[21:11] Det
    I miss them so much...
[21:14] Det
    We were having so much fun...
[21:21] Momo
    Wanna play?
[21:22] Det
    Yeah!
[21:23] Momo
    Then let's do it!
[21:26] Det
    I'll get you!
[21:28] Mother
    Let's join in!
[21:29] Mother
    Yes!
[21:30] Mother
    Let's!
[21:34] Det
    Take that, you!
[21:37] Koji
    They're so immature.
[21:39] Tony
    Yeah.
[21:39] Jiro
    Let's go.
[21:45] Queen
    What in the world just happened?
[21:48] King
    It's all good, it's all good!
[21:50] King
    The children became grown-ups
    and the grown-ups became kids.
[21:52] King
    I wanna have a snowball fight now, too!
[21:55] King
    Let me join in!
[22:01] Mama
    Who could the kidnapper be?
[22:03] Mama
    The mystery's just getting more mysterious.
[22:08] Papa
    I work so hard, but no one eats my food.
[22:11] Papa
    Why? Someone tell me!
[22:19] Det
    Take that!
[22:23] Momo
    Take that!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:09] Momo
    Please, let me sleep!
[24:11] Momo
    No, that was a story from a while back.
[24:14] Momo
    Huh? This time it's "Please, wake me up"?
[24:17] Momo
    Well, waking or sleeping, I'll look after you.
[24:21] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:23] Momo
    "The Once-Upon-a-Time Wake-Up Call."
[24:27] Momo
    Open your eyes, wake up! Wake up!
[24:29] Momo
    Momo's here by your side!
[24:31] Momo
    I won't let you sleep.
SIGN    The Once-Upon-a-Time Wake-Up Call