E11 - Santa Fell From the Sky

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[00:06] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[00:06] Sign
    Minky Momo
[01:37] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:44] Narrator
    In a universe over there, in an Earth
    over there, in a city over there,
[01:48] Narrator
    there lived a girl.
[01:50] Narrator
    She looked like a completely normal
    girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
[01:54] Narrator
    The one difference was...
[01:56] Narrator
    The girl could use magic to
    transform into a grown-up!
[02:00] Narrator
    They called her Minky Momo.
SIGN    Santa Fell From the Sky
[02:06] Momo
    "Santa Fell From the Sky."
[02:20] Papa
    Christmas, eh?
[02:22] Papa
    Somehow, Christmas feels
    especially happy this year.
[02:26] Mama
    Yes, and I don't know why.
[02:28] Mama
    You're here. Momo's here.
[02:31] Mama
    And I'm here, which is the
    way it's always been...
[02:34] Mama
    But it feels like somebody
    wasn't here until now.
[02:37] Mama
    Like our past Christmases were a lot sadder.
SIGN    Someone wasn't here, huh?
SIGN    It's true that Momo wasn't on the surface until recently.
[02:44] Momo
    Yeah!
[02:46] Momo
    So this is Christmas, huh?
[02:56] Momo
    Yes, it's Christmas.
[02:58] Momo
    Merry Christmas!
[03:00] Momo
    It's my first Christmas
    since coming to the surface!
[03:07] Momo
    Wow!
[03:08] Momo
    Christmas on the surface is amazing!
[03:10] News
    A wonderful Christmas Eve is upon us.
[03:13] News
    This could be the happiest Christmas
    in all of human history.
[03:18] News
    Just now, before dinner,
    with all the world watching,
[03:22] News
    the two warring superpowers of the Red
    Bear Union, and the Blue Eagle Alliance,
[03:29] News
    have signed a permanent peace treaty.
[03:32] News
    Let's hope that this marks the
    final end to war on Earth.
[03:39] Momo
    What's war?
[03:40] Cook
    It's like a fight between countries.
[03:43] Cook
    Everyone's really happy
    that it might go away now.
[03:47] Cook
    Peace, peace! Celebrate!
    Venerate! I'm in a happy state!
[03:50] Cook
    La-dee-da!
[03:51] Queen
    But Momo doesn't know
    anything about any of it.
[03:53] King
    Well, she grew up in Marinarsa
    where there is no war.
[03:57] King
    It's natural that she wouldn't understand it.
[03:59] Queen
    But is it really possible for
    war to go away that easily?
[04:04] King
    Ending war is like wending an oar...
[04:06] King
    That was awful.
[04:08] King
    Um, ending war is like...
    never mind, moving on!
[04:22] News
    This is the moment of triumph
    that everyone's been waiting for!
[04:25] Red
    No sneak attacks, now.
[04:27] Blue
    Same to you.
[04:28] Sci
    Don't you worry!
[04:30] Sci
    No worries at all! The Guardian
    computers I developed
[04:33] Sci
    won't allow either of you to pick a fight!
[04:36] Sci
    Allow me to show you!
[04:38] Sci
    The Red Guardian and Blue
    Guardian that protect Earth!
[04:44] Sci
    Why, thank you!
[04:45] Sci
    Success is the mother of failure!
[04:47] Sci
    Invention is 99% perspiration...
[04:50] Sci
    and 1% dumb luck!
[04:54] Sci
    The red computer will keep
    the Red Union nice and safe!
[04:58] Sci
    If the Blue Alliance were to attack,
[05:00] Sci
    it will immediately fire all its
    missiles back at the Blue Alliance,
[05:05] Sci
    and completely blow the Blue Alliance to bits!
[05:10] Sci
    The Blue Alliance has a computer
    with the exact same specs.
[05:14] Sci
    If anything suspicious were
    to come in from the Red Union,
[05:17] Sci
    it will launch missiles,
[05:18] Sci
    and the Red Union will
    get stomped into the dirt!
[05:21] Sci
    Take that! And that! Lousy little bugger!
[05:24] King
    But if that were to happen, it
    would destroy the whole world!
[05:29] Sci
    You don't want to see that happen, do you?
[05:31] Sci
    Well? Well? Isn't that right?!
[05:34] Sci
    Nobody wants to see that.
    Everyone knows that!
[05:37] Sci
    A single match can start a fire!
[05:39] Sci
    A single war can destroy the Earth!
[05:42] News
    But if the Guardian Computers
    were to make a mistake—
[05:45] Sci
    A mistake?!
[05:48] Sci
    The Guardian Computers don't make mistakes!
[05:52] Sci
    If anything invades its designated country,
[05:54] Sci
    it will analyze all the
    data in its databanks,
[05:57] Sci
    and whether it's a crow or a UFO, it
    will determine exactly what it is,
[06:00] Sci
    and only respond in kind if it
    determines it's an enemy attack!
[06:05] Sci
    And if it responds in kind,
    you're in for a bad time!
[06:09] Sci
    The whole world will end if that happens!
[06:11] Sci
    For you, you, you, you, and you!
[06:14] Sci
    So don't you go starting any wars!
[06:17] Men
    Y-Yes, sir!
[06:19] Sci
    I'm very satisfied. This is very good.
[06:22] Sci
    Good!
[06:23] News
    One way or another,
[06:24] News
    the Guardian Computers are like the ultimate
[06:27] News
    Christmas present to all
    the people of the world.
[06:30] News
    And we could call the professor who invented
    them the Santa Claus of our current day.
[06:35] News
    I certainly clawed my way to the top.
[06:38] News
    That's why I'm Santa Claus.
[06:41] News
    Get it?
[06:44] Momo
    Santa Claus? Present?
[06:47] Momo
    This is the surface, not Marinarsa.
[06:49] Momo
    Eek! This is so bad!
[06:51] Momo
    Papa, Mama, I'm going home!
[06:53] Momo
    See you later!
[06:54] Papa
    Momo?
[06:55] Mama
    What's wrong?
[06:57] Chamo
    Momo?
[06:58] Lupi
    What is it?! What's the big hurry?
[07:00] Momo
    A present from Santa!
[07:02] Momo
    I spent last Christmas at the bottom
    of the sea in Marinarsa, remember?
[07:06] Momo
    I haven't sent it in yet!
SIGN    Sent in what?
[07:10] Momo
    My change of address form!
[07:11] Chamo
    Oh, I haven't either!
[07:13] Lupi
    Neither have I!
SIGN    You're too old to be getting presents.
[07:16] Lupi
    How dare you! A lady can get
    presents no matter how old she is.
SIGN    You're all such children.
SIGN    Wait, he might not deliver me a present, either!
SIGN    Wait for me!
SIGN    Sending in a change of address form now won't make it in time.
SIGN    And I don't know where to find the Santa Claus that serves Overthere City.
SIGN    There's only one thing to do!
SIGN    Lucky pink socks?
SIGN    I don't know about this...
[07:47] Momo
    Please, Santa Claus. Find me!
[07:51] Papa
    Don't worry.
[07:52] Papa
    I'm sure Santa will come.
[07:55] Papa
    Right, dear?
[07:56] Mama
    Yes.
[07:57] Momo
    Okay. I'll wait for him.
[08:04] Momo
    Santa's taking a really long time...
[08:10] Papa
    She's really waiting. What do we do?
[08:12] Mama
    Let's wait until she goes to bed.
[08:15] Papa
    Good idea.
[08:52] Blue
    Even if everyone's sleeping,
    I'll be ever-vigilant
[09:00] Blue
    Eyes open, watching for
[09:04] Blue
    invaders to my home soil
[09:08] Blue
    If you want a piece of this, try me!
[09:12] Blue
    Try me! Try me! I'm right here!
[09:15] Blue
    But when you do, without fail,
[09:20] Blue
    I'll put an end to you!
[09:24] Red
    Even if everyone's sleeping,
    I'll be sitting wide awake
[09:32] Red
    Try to sneak in and I'll stop you
[09:36] Red
    You'll never make it through the gate
[09:40] Red
    If you want a piece of this, try me!
[09:44] Red
    Try me! Try me! I'm right here!
[09:47] Red
    But when you do, without fail,
[09:52] Red
    I'll put an end to you!
[09:55] Red
    There!
[09:57] Blue
    Unidentified flying objects detected.
[09:59] Blue
    Analyzing.
[10:01] Blue
    It's not a bird. It's not a plane.
[10:03] Blue
    Not UFO.
[10:06] Blue
    There's a ton of them!
[10:08] Red
    It's not a balloon. It's not an insect.
[10:11] Red
    It's not anywhere in my databanks.
[10:12] Red
    What could it be?
[10:13] Red
    There's so many!
[10:15] Blue
    Unidentified. What are they?
[10:17] Blue
    They breached our defenses!
    We must strike back!
[10:20] Red
    I'm in the same boat!
[10:32] Momo
    Santa still isn't here?
[10:36] Momo
    They're still shooting fireworks!
[10:38] Momo
    Hey, everyone, let's go out and watch!
[10:45] Momo
    It's beautiful! So amazing!
SIGN    This is wonderful.
[10:48] King
    This is terrible!
[10:50] King
    Those aren't fireworks! They're missiles!
[10:53] King
    If this is a dream, that's a nightmare.
[10:55] King
    And what they're shooting at isn't a bird...
[10:57] King
    It isn't a plane...
[11:00] King
    Oh? It's Santa Claus!
[11:09] Santa
    Oh, dear!
[11:14] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:14] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:18] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:18] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:20] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:20] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:28] Momo
    What are those?
[11:30] Momo
    Yes! A present!
[11:32] Lupi
    Momo!
[11:36] Momo
    I'm happy, but this is too many!
[11:39] Santa
    Those aren't yours!
[11:41] Momo
    What?
[11:44] Santa
    Ouch, ouch!
[11:46] Momo
    Hello! Good... well, good evening.
[11:49] Santa
    Oh, dear. I've been seen.
[11:51] Santa
    I thought all humans would be asleep by now.
[11:53] Santa
    And even if they saw me,
    they'd assume it was a dream.
[11:57] Momo
    I'm not quite a normal person.
[12:00] Santa
    What do you mean by that?
[12:01] Santa
    I'm from the dreamland Marinarsa.
[12:05] Santa
    Marinarsa?
[12:06] Santa
    You mean that cousin of Fenarinarsa...
[12:10] Momo
    Yes.
[12:11] Momo
    And I'm Minky Momo!
[12:13] Santa
    I didn't get your change of address form.
[12:16] Santa
    You'll have to wait until
    next year for your present.
[12:19] Momo
    No way! You have so many!
[12:21] Momo
    You must have one left over.
[12:24] Chamo
    Or maybe two!
[12:26] Lupi
    Or three, if it isn't too much trouble.
SIGN    Or perhaps four?
[12:31] Santa
    I won't know until I've
    finished giving them out.
[12:35] Santa
    But I won't be able to get
    them out today at this rate.
[12:42] Momo
    We'll help you hand out the presents!
[12:45] Santa
    What?
[12:48] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[12:50] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[12:53] Momo
    Become that professional infiltrator,
    Phantom Thief Red Cat, with a Minky touch!
[13:23] Momo
    Well? I should be able to get
    down any chimney like this!
[13:26] Santa
    Wow! That's amazing!
[13:31] Santa
    Wow! This is also amazing!
[13:35] Momo
    It's not stopping.
[13:37] Momo
    Is it always like this?
[13:38] Santa
    No, this is a bit unusual.
[13:41] Santa
    But I have to get my work done!
[13:45] Santa
    There.
[13:46] Santa
    You go east. I'll go west.
[13:48] Santa
    Hurry!
[13:50] Momo
    Got it!
[14:01] Momo
    I should've transformed into a fighter pilot!
[14:05] Lupi
    It's a little late for that!
[14:07] Chamo
    More incoming!
SIGN    We can't get away!
[14:15] Momo
    No! Don't give up!
[14:17] Momo
    Hang in there!
[14:18] Chamo
    I don't want to give up, but I
    don't know what we can possibly do!
[14:21] Chamo
    Just let it work itself out, la-dee-da?
SIGN    We'll definitely die if we fall from this height.
SIGN    You're all doomed.
SIGN    Wait, I'm doomed, too!
SIGN    This can't be!
SIGN    I know! A Gourmet Poppo would save us!
SIGN    It would save everyone!
SIGN    Gourmet Poppo... Gourmet Poppo...
SIGN    But the Gourmet Poppo is gone now, huh?
SIGN    I want a Gourmet Poppo! I want a Gourmet Poppo right now!
SIGN    Oh, oh!
SIGN    What happened?
SIGN    What? I can fly?
[14:50] Momo
    If you can fly, then get moving!
SIGN    Oh, right!
[14:57] Momo
    Well, at least...
[14:59] Chamo
    ...we made it to the van...
[15:00] Lupi
    ...sorta.
SIGN    Well, where to? Just name the place.
[15:05] Momo
    Now I'm angry. I want to know
    who's getting in Santa's way!
SIGN    Just a moment, customers.
SIGN    I've used my radar sensors to identify the attacks' origin.
[15:19] Blue
    Unidentified object approaching.
[15:22] Blue
    Identity unknown.
[15:24] Blue
    I can't tell what it is.
[15:25] Blue
    If I don't know what it is, I
    must assume it's an enemy attack.
[15:29] Blue
    Red Guardian. Red Guardian, dear?
[15:31] Red
    Yes, Blue Guardian, dear?
[15:33] Red
    What is it?
[15:34] Blue
    You appear to be attacking
    us with unidentified objects.
[15:38] Red
    We also appear to be swarmed by them.
[15:41] Blue
    I'll have to send you a present, then.
[15:44] Red
    Thank you. I fully intend
    to send you a return gift.
[15:47] Blue
    Merry Christmas.
[15:48] Red
    Merry Christmas.
[15:49] Blue
    Execute Operation: Present.
[15:51] Red
    Execute Operation: Return Gift.
[15:54] Red
    Send the present! The present! The present!
[15:58] Red
    Send the present! The present! The present!
[16:10] Sci
    I'd love potato chips for Christmas, Santa...
[16:18] Sci
    Wh-What in the world...
[16:29] Blue
    The end is here! The end is here!
[16:33] Blue
    The apocalypse has come!
[16:37] Blue
    Time to say goodbye to everything!
[16:41] Blue
    The Earth is done for!
[16:44] Momo
    Are you the one behind all this?
[16:47] Blue
    Yes. It was my only choice, with
    unidentified objects flying toward me.
[16:51] Momo
    Unidentified objects?
[16:52] Momo
    You don't know about Santa Claus?
[16:54] Blue
    Santa Claus? Santa Claus?
[16:57] Blue
    I do not have this in my databanks.
[16:58] Blue
    I do not know about things
    that are not in my databanks.
[17:00] Sci
    Santa Claus?
[17:03] Sci
    That's right. Like Christmas?
[17:06] Sci
    So Santa Claus really exists?
[17:08] Momo
    "Really exists"?
[17:10] Momo
    You don't believe in Santa Claus?
[17:12] Sci
    It's not that I don't believe in him...
[17:15] Sci
    I just never imagined he really existed.
[17:18] Sci
    So I didn't put him in your databanks.
[17:20] Blue
    I do not know about things
    that are not in my databanks.
[17:23] Momo
    Isn't there anything you can do, sir?
[17:26] Sci
    I'm afraid not.
[17:27] Sci
    Look.
[17:28] Sci
    Missiles have already been launched
    at their enemy countries.
[17:32] Blue
    Twenty minutes until the first
    wave arrives in your airspace.
[17:36] Red
    Thank you for the present.
[17:37] Red
    We are twenty minutes from
    your airspace as well.
[17:45] Sci
    It's all going to end in twenty minutes.
[17:48] Sci
    I'm going back to bed to dream about
    Santa Claus bringing me potato chips
[17:53] Sci
    rather than computer microchips.
[17:59] Momo
    Isn't there any way to stop the missiles?
[18:02] Blue
    I am afraid not.
[18:04] Momo
    But there has to be!
[18:05] Blue
    The only way...
[18:07] Momo
    What is it?
[18:08] Blue
    If you remove this part from
    the missiles in flight,
[18:10] Blue
    they will do whatever you tell them.
[18:12] Momo
    What part is it?
[18:14] Blue
    This part.
[18:15] Momo
    Okay. Got it. We can do this!
[18:17] Blue
    Got it? Got what?
[18:20] Blue
    Even if you know the part, who could
    possibly approach the missiles in flight?
[18:24] Momo
    People you don't know about.
[18:25] Momo
    Hurry, everyone! We don't have time to waste!
[18:34] Santa
    Is that you, Momo? Have you
    delivered all your presents?
[18:38] Santa
    What's that? Stop delivering presents?
[18:41] Momo
    Please. Santa Clauses of the world,
[18:43] Momo
    stop delivering presents and
    head for the stratosphere!
[19:12] Momo
    Almost... Almost...
[19:26] Momo
    I did it!
[19:30] Santa
    We got it out!
[19:32] Santa
    Please... change course!
[19:40] Blue
    No way! I can't believe it!
[19:43] Red
    I don't know what's going on!
[19:58] King
    It's all good, it's all good.
[19:59] King
    It worked itself out, la-dee-da!
[20:01] Queen
    Yes.
[20:02] Queen
    And now that we're all safe, darling...
[20:05] Queen
    I haven't gotten a Christmas
    present from you yet.
[20:08] King
    You didn't forget?
[20:11] Queen
    At any age, we women are always
    happy to get a Christmas present.
[20:15] King
    And us men are always broke in the present...
[20:23] Momo
    Good morning! Merry Christmas!
SIGN    We did save the Earth, but...
SIGN    What's going to happen to me?
[20:36] Momo
    Marinarsan magic is very capricious.
[20:39] Momo
    I think this should do it.
[20:40] Momo
    Cookbook, go back to normal!
SIGN    Luckily, I turned back.
[20:59] Momo
    It's the Gourmet Poppo!
[21:01] Lupi
    And it came with a Christmas card!
[21:05] Momo
    "I didn't have time to deliver your present,
[21:07] Momo
    but I thought I could at
    least repair your vehicle.
[21:12] Momo
    Look forward to next year.
[21:14] Momo
    Santa Claus."
[21:16] Momo
    Thank you, Santa Claus!
[21:24] Papa
    Oh? It's morning already.
[21:27] Mama
    What do we do about her Santa Claus present?
[21:30] Mama
    It's going to arrive late.
[21:33] Mama
    Maybe we don't have to say it's from Santa.
[21:36] Mama
    We can say it's a present from us.
[21:41] Mama
    That's a good idea.
[21:42] Momo
    Because Santa Claus was so busy,
[21:46] Momo
    I'm sure there were a lot of people
    who didn't get presents this year.
[21:51] Momo
    But I feel like the clear blue skies that day
[21:54] Momo
    were a wonderful present from
    Santa Claus to everybody on Earth.
[22:00] Momo
    So, even without a present, I feel...
[22:03] Papa
    Momo!
[22:05] Papa
    Momo!
[22:07] Papa
    What is it, Papa, Mama?
[22:09] Papa
    There's something we want to show you.
[22:12] Papa
    Coming!
[22:21] Momo
    I feel very happy today!
[22:24] Momo
    Yes!
[22:27] Momo
    Until next Christmas...
[22:29] Momo
    See you then, Santa Claus!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:12] Momo
    When I first met you on that
    icy cold winter's day,
[24:15] Momo
    I didn't understand you at all.
[24:17] Momo
    But please, don't let your heart freeze over.
[24:19] Momo
    We should both remain
    free to follow our flow.
[24:22] Momo
    We're all the same.
[24:23] Momo
    We're all creatures of the same universe!
[24:25] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:28] Momo
    "Don't Freeze It!"
[24:29] Momo
    The deep freeze of meetings and partings.
SIGN    Don't Freeze It!
[24:31] Momo
    Don't catch a cold! Watch it!