E11 - Santa Fell From the Sky Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Sign     Fairy Princess [00:06] Sign     Minky Momo [01:37] Narrator     Long, long ago... [01:38] Narrator     In a "long, long ago" recent enough that     it could very well seem like tomorrow... [01:44] Narrator     In a universe over there, in an Earth     over there, in a city over there, [01:48] Narrator     there lived a girl. [01:50] Narrator     She looked like a completely normal     girl of the kind you'd find anywhere. [01:54] Narrator     The one difference was... [01:56] Narrator     The girl could use magic to     transform into a grown-up! [02:00] Narrator     They called her Minky Momo. SIGN    Santa Fell From the Sky [02:06] Momo     "Santa Fell From the Sky." [02:20] Papa     Christmas, eh? [02:22] Papa     Somehow, Christmas feels     especially happy this year. [02:26] Mama     Yes, and I don't know why. [02:28] Mama     You're here. Momo's here. [02:31] Mama     And I'm here, which is the     way it's always been... [02:34] Mama     But it feels like somebody     wasn't here until now. [02:37] Mama     Like our past Christmases were a lot sadder. SIGN    Someone wasn't here, huh? SIGN    It's true that Momo wasn't on the surface until recently. [02:44] Momo     Yeah! [02:46] Momo     So this is Christmas, huh? [02:56] Momo     Yes, it's Christmas. [02:58] Momo     Merry Christmas! [03:00] Momo     It's my first Christmas     since coming to the surface! [03:07] Momo     Wow! [03:08] Momo     Christmas on the surface is amazing! [03:10] News     A wonderful Christmas Eve is upon us. [03:13] News     This could be the happiest Christmas     in all of human history. [03:18] News     Just now, before dinner,     with all the world watching, [03:22] News     the two warring superpowers of the Red     Bear Union, and the Blue Eagle Alliance, [03:29] News     have signed a permanent peace treaty. [03:32] News     Let's hope that this marks the     final end to war on Earth. [03:39] Momo     What's war? [03:40] Cook     It's like a fight between countries. [03:43] Cook     Everyone's really happy     that it might go away now. [03:47] Cook     Peace, peace! Celebrate!     Venerate! I'm in a happy state! [03:50] Cook     La-dee-da! [03:51] Queen     But Momo doesn't know     anything about any of it. [03:53] King     Well, she grew up in Marinarsa     where there is no war. [03:57] King     It's natural that she wouldn't understand it. [03:59] Queen     But is it really possible for     war to go away that easily? [04:04] King     Ending war is like wending an oar... [04:06] King     That was awful. [04:08] King     Um, ending war is like...     never mind, moving on! [04:22] News     This is the moment of triumph     that everyone's been waiting for! [04:25] Red     No sneak attacks, now. [04:27] Blue     Same to you. [04:28] Sci     Don't you worry! [04:30] Sci     No worries at all! The Guardian     computers I developed [04:33] Sci     won't allow either of you to pick a fight! [04:36] Sci     Allow me to show you! [04:38] Sci     The Red Guardian and Blue     Guardian that protect Earth! [04:44] Sci     Why, thank you! [04:45] Sci     Success is the mother of failure! [04:47] Sci     Invention is 99% perspiration... [04:50] Sci     and 1% dumb luck! [04:54] Sci     The red computer will keep     the Red Union nice and safe! [04:58] Sci     If the Blue Alliance were to attack, [05:00] Sci     it will immediately fire all its     missiles back at the Blue Alliance, [05:05] Sci     and completely blow the Blue Alliance to bits! [05:10] Sci     The Blue Alliance has a computer     with the exact same specs. [05:14] Sci     If anything suspicious were     to come in from the Red Union, [05:17] Sci     it will launch missiles, [05:18] Sci     and the Red Union will     get stomped into the dirt! [05:21] Sci     Take that! And that! Lousy little bugger! [05:24] King     But if that were to happen, it     would destroy the whole world! [05:29] Sci     You don't want to see that happen, do you? [05:31] Sci     Well? Well? Isn't that right?! [05:34] Sci     Nobody wants to see that.     Everyone knows that! [05:37] Sci     A single match can start a fire! [05:39] Sci     A single war can destroy the Earth! [05:42] News     But if the Guardian Computers     were to make a mistake— [05:45] Sci     A mistake?! [05:48] Sci     The Guardian Computers don't make mistakes! [05:52] Sci     If anything invades its designated country, [05:54] Sci     it will analyze all the     data in its databanks, [05:57] Sci     and whether it's a crow or a UFO, it     will determine exactly what it is, [06:00] Sci     and only respond in kind if it     determines it's an enemy attack! [06:05] Sci     And if it responds in kind,     you're in for a bad time! [06:09] Sci     The whole world will end if that happens! [06:11] Sci     For you, you, you, you, and you! [06:14] Sci     So don't you go starting any wars! [06:17] Men     Y-Yes, sir! [06:19] Sci     I'm very satisfied. This is very good. [06:22] Sci     Good! [06:23] News     One way or another, [06:24] News     the Guardian Computers are like the ultimate [06:27] News     Christmas present to all     the people of the world. [06:30] News     And we could call the professor who invented     them the Santa Claus of our current day. [06:35] News     I certainly clawed my way to the top. [06:38] News     That's why I'm Santa Claus. [06:41] News     Get it? [06:44] Momo     Santa Claus? Present? [06:47] Momo     This is the surface, not Marinarsa. [06:49] Momo     Eek! This is so bad! [06:51] Momo     Papa, Mama, I'm going home! [06:53] Momo     See you later! [06:54] Papa     Momo? [06:55] Mama     What's wrong? [06:57] Chamo     Momo? [06:58] Lupi     What is it?! What's the big hurry? [07:00] Momo     A present from Santa! [07:02] Momo     I spent last Christmas at the bottom     of the sea in Marinarsa, remember? [07:06] Momo     I haven't sent it in yet! SIGN    Sent in what? [07:10] Momo     My change of address form! [07:11] Chamo     Oh, I haven't either! [07:13] Lupi     Neither have I! SIGN    You're too old to be getting presents. [07:16] Lupi     How dare you! A lady can get     presents no matter how old she is. SIGN    You're all such children. SIGN    Wait, he might not deliver me a present, either! SIGN    Wait for me! SIGN    Sending in a change of address form now won't make it in time. SIGN    And I don't know where to find the Santa Claus that serves Overthere City. SIGN    There's only one thing to do! SIGN    Lucky pink socks? SIGN    I don't know about this... [07:47] Momo     Please, Santa Claus. Find me! [07:51] Papa     Don't worry. [07:52] Papa     I'm sure Santa will come. [07:55] Papa     Right, dear? [07:56] Mama     Yes. [07:57] Momo     Okay. I'll wait for him. [08:04] Momo     Santa's taking a really long time... [08:10] Papa     She's really waiting. What do we do? [08:12] Mama     Let's wait until she goes to bed. [08:15] Papa     Good idea. [08:52] Blue     Even if everyone's sleeping,     I'll be ever-vigilant [09:00] Blue     Eyes open, watching for [09:04] Blue     invaders to my home soil [09:08] Blue     If you want a piece of this, try me! [09:12] Blue     Try me! Try me! I'm right here! [09:15] Blue     But when you do, without fail, [09:20] Blue     I'll put an end to you! [09:24] Red     Even if everyone's sleeping,     I'll be sitting wide awake [09:32] Red     Try to sneak in and I'll stop you [09:36] Red     You'll never make it through the gate [09:40] Red     If you want a piece of this, try me! [09:44] Red     Try me! Try me! I'm right here! [09:47] Red     But when you do, without fail, [09:52] Red     I'll put an end to you! [09:55] Red     There! [09:57] Blue     Unidentified flying objects detected. [09:59] Blue     Analyzing. [10:01] Blue     It's not a bird. It's not a plane. [10:03] Blue     Not UFO. [10:06] Blue     There's a ton of them! [10:08] Red     It's not a balloon. It's not an insect. [10:11] Red     It's not anywhere in my databanks. [10:12] Red     What could it be? [10:13] Red     There's so many! [10:15] Blue     Unidentified. What are they? [10:17] Blue     They breached our defenses!     We must strike back! [10:20] Red     I'm in the same boat! [10:32] Momo     Santa still isn't here? [10:36] Momo     They're still shooting fireworks! [10:38] Momo     Hey, everyone, let's go out and watch! [10:45] Momo     It's beautiful! So amazing! SIGN    This is wonderful. [10:48] King     This is terrible! [10:50] King     Those aren't fireworks! They're missiles! [10:53] King     If this is a dream, that's a nightmare. [10:55] King     And what they're shooting at isn't a bird... [10:57] King     It isn't a plane... [11:00] King     Oh? It's Santa Claus! [11:09] Santa     Oh, dear! [11:14] sign     Fairy Princess [11:14] sign     Minky Momo [11:18] sign     Fairy Princess [11:18] sign     Minky Momo [11:20] sign     Fairy Princess [11:20] sign     Minky Momo [11:28] Momo     What are those? [11:30] Momo     Yes! A present! [11:32] Lupi     Momo! [11:36] Momo     I'm happy, but this is too many! [11:39] Santa     Those aren't yours! [11:41] Momo     What? [11:44] Santa     Ouch, ouch! [11:46] Momo     Hello! Good... well, good evening. [11:49] Santa     Oh, dear. I've been seen. [11:51] Santa     I thought all humans would be asleep by now. [11:53] Santa     And even if they saw me,     they'd assume it was a dream. [11:57] Momo     I'm not quite a normal person. [12:00] Santa     What do you mean by that? [12:01] Santa     I'm from the dreamland Marinarsa. [12:05] Santa     Marinarsa? [12:06] Santa     You mean that cousin of Fenarinarsa... [12:10] Momo     Yes. [12:11] Momo     And I'm Minky Momo! [12:13] Santa     I didn't get your change of address form. [12:16] Santa     You'll have to wait until     next year for your present. [12:19] Momo     No way! You have so many! [12:21] Momo     You must have one left over. [12:24] Chamo     Or maybe two! [12:26] Lupi     Or three, if it isn't too much trouble. SIGN    Or perhaps four? [12:31] Santa     I won't know until I've     finished giving them out. [12:35] Santa     But I won't be able to get     them out today at this rate. [12:42] Momo     We'll help you hand out the presents! [12:45] Santa     What? [12:48] Momo     Parariru Parariru Doririnpa! [12:50] Momo     Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa! [12:53] Momo     Become that professional infiltrator,     Phantom Thief Red Cat, with a Minky touch! [13:23] Momo     Well? I should be able to get     down any chimney like this! [13:26] Santa     Wow! That's amazing! [13:31] Santa     Wow! This is also amazing! [13:35] Momo     It's not stopping. [13:37] Momo     Is it always like this? [13:38] Santa     No, this is a bit unusual. [13:41] Santa     But I have to get my work done! [13:45] Santa     There. [13:46] Santa     You go east. I'll go west. [13:48] Santa     Hurry! [13:50] Momo     Got it! [14:01] Momo     I should've transformed into a fighter pilot! [14:05] Lupi     It's a little late for that! [14:07] Chamo     More incoming! SIGN    We can't get away! [14:15] Momo     No! Don't give up! [14:17] Momo     Hang in there! [14:18] Chamo     I don't want to give up, but I     don't know what we can possibly do! [14:21] Chamo     Just let it work itself out, la-dee-da? SIGN    We'll definitely die if we fall from this height. SIGN    You're all doomed. SIGN    Wait, I'm doomed, too! SIGN    This can't be! SIGN    I know! A Gourmet Poppo would save us! SIGN    It would save everyone! SIGN    Gourmet Poppo... Gourmet Poppo... SIGN    But the Gourmet Poppo is gone now, huh? SIGN    I want a Gourmet Poppo! I want a Gourmet Poppo right now! SIGN    Oh, oh! SIGN    What happened? SIGN    What? I can fly? [14:50] Momo     If you can fly, then get moving! SIGN    Oh, right! [14:57] Momo     Well, at least... [14:59] Chamo     ...we made it to the van... [15:00] Lupi     ...sorta. SIGN    Well, where to? Just name the place. [15:05] Momo     Now I'm angry. I want to know     who's getting in Santa's way! SIGN    Just a moment, customers. SIGN    I've used my radar sensors to identify the attacks' origin. [15:19] Blue     Unidentified object approaching. [15:22] Blue     Identity unknown. [15:24] Blue     I can't tell what it is. [15:25] Blue     If I don't know what it is, I     must assume it's an enemy attack. [15:29] Blue     Red Guardian. Red Guardian, dear? [15:31] Red     Yes, Blue Guardian, dear? [15:33] Red     What is it? [15:34] Blue     You appear to be attacking     us with unidentified objects. [15:38] Red     We also appear to be swarmed by them. [15:41] Blue     I'll have to send you a present, then. [15:44] Red     Thank you. I fully intend     to send you a return gift. [15:47] Blue     Merry Christmas. [15:48] Red     Merry Christmas. [15:49] Blue     Execute Operation: Present. [15:51] Red     Execute Operation: Return Gift. [15:54] Red     Send the present! The present! The present! [15:58] Red     Send the present! The present! The present! [16:10] Sci     I'd love potato chips for Christmas, Santa... [16:18] Sci     Wh-What in the world... [16:29] Blue     The end is here! The end is here! [16:33] Blue     The apocalypse has come! [16:37] Blue     Time to say goodbye to everything! [16:41] Blue     The Earth is done for! [16:44] Momo     Are you the one behind all this? [16:47] Blue     Yes. It was my only choice, with     unidentified objects flying toward me. [16:51] Momo     Unidentified objects? [16:52] Momo     You don't know about Santa Claus? [16:54] Blue     Santa Claus? Santa Claus? [16:57] Blue     I do not have this in my databanks. [16:58] Blue     I do not know about things     that are not in my databanks. [17:00] Sci     Santa Claus? [17:03] Sci     That's right. Like Christmas? [17:06] Sci     So Santa Claus really exists? [17:08] Momo     "Really exists"? [17:10] Momo     You don't believe in Santa Claus? [17:12] Sci     It's not that I don't believe in him... [17:15] Sci     I just never imagined he really existed. [17:18] Sci     So I didn't put him in your databanks. [17:20] Blue     I do not know about things     that are not in my databanks. [17:23] Momo     Isn't there anything you can do, sir? [17:26] Sci     I'm afraid not. [17:27] Sci     Look. [17:28] Sci     Missiles have already been launched     at their enemy countries. [17:32] Blue     Twenty minutes until the first     wave arrives in your airspace. [17:36] Red     Thank you for the present. [17:37] Red     We are twenty minutes from     your airspace as well. [17:45] Sci     It's all going to end in twenty minutes. [17:48] Sci     I'm going back to bed to dream about     Santa Claus bringing me potato chips [17:53] Sci     rather than computer microchips. [17:59] Momo     Isn't there any way to stop the missiles? [18:02] Blue     I am afraid not. [18:04] Momo     But there has to be! [18:05] Blue     The only way... [18:07] Momo     What is it? [18:08] Blue     If you remove this part from     the missiles in flight, [18:10] Blue     they will do whatever you tell them. [18:12] Momo     What part is it? [18:14] Blue     This part. [18:15] Momo     Okay. Got it. We can do this! [18:17] Blue     Got it? Got what? [18:20] Blue     Even if you know the part, who could     possibly approach the missiles in flight? [18:24] Momo     People you don't know about. [18:25] Momo     Hurry, everyone! We don't have time to waste! [18:34] Santa     Is that you, Momo? Have you     delivered all your presents? [18:38] Santa     What's that? Stop delivering presents? [18:41] Momo     Please. Santa Clauses of the world, [18:43] Momo     stop delivering presents and     head for the stratosphere! [19:12] Momo     Almost... Almost... [19:26] Momo     I did it! [19:30] Santa     We got it out! [19:32] Santa     Please... change course! [19:40] Blue     No way! I can't believe it! [19:43] Red     I don't know what's going on! [19:58] King     It's all good, it's all good. [19:59] King     It worked itself out, la-dee-da! [20:01] Queen     Yes. [20:02] Queen     And now that we're all safe, darling... [20:05] Queen     I haven't gotten a Christmas     present from you yet. [20:08] King     You didn't forget? [20:11] Queen     At any age, we women are always     happy to get a Christmas present. [20:15] King     And us men are always broke in the present... [20:23] Momo     Good morning! Merry Christmas! SIGN    We did save the Earth, but... SIGN    What's going to happen to me? [20:36] Momo     Marinarsan magic is very capricious. [20:39] Momo     I think this should do it. [20:40] Momo     Cookbook, go back to normal! SIGN    Luckily, I turned back. [20:59] Momo     It's the Gourmet Poppo! [21:01] Lupi     And it came with a Christmas card! [21:05] Momo     "I didn't have time to deliver your present, [21:07] Momo     but I thought I could at     least repair your vehicle. [21:12] Momo     Look forward to next year. [21:14] Momo     Santa Claus." [21:16] Momo     Thank you, Santa Claus! [21:24] Papa     Oh? It's morning already. [21:27] Mama     What do we do about her Santa Claus present? [21:30] Mama     It's going to arrive late. [21:33] Mama     Maybe we don't have to say it's from Santa. [21:36] Mama     We can say it's a present from us. [21:41] Mama     That's a good idea. [21:42] Momo     Because Santa Claus was so busy, [21:46] Momo     I'm sure there were a lot of people     who didn't get presents this year. [21:51] Momo     But I feel like the clear blue skies that day [21:54] Momo     were a wonderful present from     Santa Claus to everybody on Earth. [22:00] Momo     So, even without a present, I feel... [22:03] Papa     Momo! [22:05] Papa     Momo! [22:07] Papa     What is it, Papa, Mama? [22:09] Papa     There's something we want to show you. [22:12] Papa     Coming! [22:21] Momo     I feel very happy today! [22:24] Momo     Yes! [22:27] Momo     Until next Christmas... [22:29] Momo     See you then, Santa Claus! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [24:12] Momo     When I first met you on that     icy cold winter's day, [24:15] Momo     I didn't understand you at all. [24:17] Momo     But please, don't let your heart freeze over. [24:19] Momo     We should both remain     free to follow our flow. [24:22] Momo     We're all the same. [24:23] Momo     We're all creatures of the same universe! [24:25] Momo     Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo: [24:28] Momo     "Don't Freeze It!" [24:29] Momo     The deep freeze of meetings and partings. SIGN    Don't Freeze It! [24:31] Momo     Don't catch a cold! Watch it!