E50 - Watch Out For Apples

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[00:04] sign
    Minky Momo
[00:04] sign
    Fairy Princess
[01:15] sign
    Watch Out For Apples
[01:17] Momo
    "Watch Out For Apples."
[01:23] King
    Hello, all!
[01:25] King
    I'm the king of Fenarinarsa.
[01:28] King
    One day, I found gems I'd
    never seen before in the lake.
[01:32] King
    I put one of those gems
    into the crown, and...
[01:37] King
    Look at that!
[01:38] King
    Momo, who's still a baby at the moment,
[01:42] King
    appeared at age twelve on our screen!
[01:45] King
    What in the world is going on, part 2?!
[01:49] King
    I'm a bit scared, but I can't wait to see!
[01:52] King
    Well, let's watch!
[01:54] King
    Start!
[02:01] Momo
    What a pretty butterfly!
[02:04] Momo
    Let's be friends, okay?
[02:11] Sind
    Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak!
[02:18] Momo
    Sindbook, you klutz!
[02:20] Sind
    Sorry.
[02:28] Momo
    Butterfly!
[02:29] Momo
    Wait for me!
[02:31] Papa
    That's a dream-colored
    swallowtail, I believe.
[02:34] Momo
    A dream-colored swallowtail?
[02:36] Papa
    Yeah. You used to find them in
    Fairy Tale Forest quite often.
[02:39] Momo
    And they disappeared?
[02:41] Papa
    There's been fewer birds and animals
    in Fairy Tale Forest lately.
[02:45] Mama
    Even the flowers have stopped blooming.
[02:47] Mama
    The forest itself has really gone downhill...
[03:15] Pipil
    It's awfully creepy in here!
[03:16] Momo
    Yeah, I see why the dream-colored
    swallowtails can't live here anymore...
[03:28] Mocha
    Hey, where'd Kajira go?
[03:30] Sind
    Forget that little jerk.
[03:32] Sind
    Just let him get himself lost.
[03:37] Sind
    What the...
[03:40] Sind
    I got bitten again!
[03:45] Sind
    I'm coming down!
[03:56] Sind
    A bearded ogre!
[04:01] Momo
    H-Hi!
[04:07] Jack
    Mind coming with us, miss?
[04:10] Momo
    H-Hey... I just remembered
    some business I have!
[04:14] Jack
    Hold it!
[04:15] Jack
    I told you to come with me!
[04:17] Trio
    Momo!
[04:25] Momo
    Let's beat it!
[04:28] Jack
    Wait up!
[04:32] Jack
    Hey, come back! Come back here!
[04:35] Momo
    No way!
[04:38] Mocha
    Keep going!
[04:39] Pipil
    Uh-oh!
[04:48] Jack
    Now, come with me.
[04:50] Momo
    I just love your beard, mister... you know?
[04:56] Jack
    You can't flatter your way out of this!
[05:00] Jack
    Ow, ow, ow!
[05:07] Dwarf
    You're the Devil Queen's hired men, eh?
[05:10] Dwarf
    We won't allow violence!
[05:12] Jack
    Don't talk big at me!
[05:15] Jack
    The Devil Queen decides what's
    allowed and what's not!
[05:19] Momo
    Devil Queen?
[05:22] Jack
    Testing, testing, testing. The weather
    is clear, the ocean is calm...
[05:27] Queen
    Enough of those old-fashioned
    microphone tests!
[05:31] Jack
    Devil Queen, a strange young
    girl has entered the forest.
[05:36] Queen
    What? A young girl?
[05:38] Jack
    Yes, that's right.
[05:41] Queen
    Give me a look at her.
[05:44] Jack
    Right, I'll do that.
[05:45] Jack
    Put her on.
[05:47] Jack
    Right.
[05:52] Jack
    Right profile.
[05:53] Jack
    Left profile.
[05:56] Jack
    Now a slow pan up to full front close-up...
[05:59] Jack
    And pose.
[06:00] Momo
    Grin!
[06:03] Queen
    Chubby little thing.
[06:07] Queen
    Mirrorputer, mirrorputer!
[06:11] Queen
    Who is the fairer, that girl or I?
[06:14] Computer
    The answer is...
[06:15] Computer
    Your more prominent features
    give you the edge.
[06:19] Queen
    I knew it.
[06:22] Queen
    Release the girl.
[06:24] Jack
    Right.
[06:33] Queen
    I'm in love!
[06:35] Queen
    How beautiful I am!
[06:37] Queen
    I'm beautiful, the fairest in the land!
[06:42] Queen
    La la la!
[06:45] Jack
    Hurry it up already, would you?
[06:47] Jack
    Sheesh, dragging us out here like this...
[06:50] Jack
    Ow, ow, ow!
[06:53] Jack
    You stupid little thing!
[06:57] Momo
    Kajira! Are you okay?
[07:01] Jack
    This is the Devil Queen's forest.
[07:03] Jack
    Take your weird little pet and leave!
[07:11] Momo
    The Devil Queen must be a very scary person!
[07:15] Dwarf
    She hates and destroys anything
    prettier than her, even flowers!
[07:20] Dwarf
    And that's why Snow White...
[07:23] Momo
    Snow White?
[07:25] Dwarf
    Yeah. She was our idol, once.
[07:37] Dwarf
    Snow White was such a hard
    worker, so kind, so beautiful.
[07:44] Dwarf
    But that beauty is what earned
    her the Devil Queen's wrath!
[08:01] (Flashback) Queen
    Beautiful one... begone!
[08:08] (Flashback) Queen
    Curse you!
[08:12] (Flashback) Queen
    Take that!
[08:30] (Flashback) Queen
    That's the stuff, baby!
[08:41] Dwarf
    And after that,
[08:43] Dwarf
    the Devil Queen even started tearing up
    Snow White's beloved Fairy Tale Forest.
[08:49] Dwarf
    There were once seven of us, her companions,
[08:51] Dwarf
    but one by one they left the forest,
[08:53] Dwarf
    and now it's just the four of us.
[08:56] Momo
    That's just awful!
[08:58] Momo
    Hey, why do you just sit back and let
    the Devil Queen do these awful things?
[09:03] Dwarf
    We don't have a choice.
[09:05] Dwarf
    We lack the capacity to fight her any longer.
[09:08] Dwarf
    If Snow White were here, at least...
[09:10] Momo
    You'd find the will to fight then?
[09:13] Dwarf
    But Snow White is gone for good.
[09:17] Dwarf
    It's impossible.
[09:19] Momo
    No, it's not impossible!
[09:21] Momo
    Wait just a minute!
[09:25] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[09:27] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[09:29] Momo
    Become a gorgeous Snow
    White with an adult touch!
[09:58] Mocha
    Wow, you look just like Snow White!
[10:00] Pipil
    Just lovely!
[10:01] Sind
    You look great like that!
[10:03] Momo
    Thanks, friends.
[10:13] Four
    Snow White!
[10:15] Momo
    I'm sorry I worried you, everyone.
[10:19] Momo
    But now that I'm back, we have to
    stop the Devil Queen's rampage!
[10:24] Momo
    Let's all work together and
    defeat the Devil Queen!
[10:28] Dwarf
    S-Snow White...
[10:30] Dwarf
    You've grown very aggressive
    since we last saw you.
[10:35] Momo
    W-Well, it's been a complicated time...
[10:41] Queen
    What? Snow White has returned?
[10:44] Jack
    Yes.
[10:45] Queen
    You're sure of this?
[10:46] Jack
    I am.
[10:47] Queen
    It can't be true!
[10:49] Queen
    I was sure she fell off that cliff!
[10:52] Queen
    Mirrorputer, mirrorputer!
[10:54] Queen
    Who's the fairest of them all?
[10:57] Mirror
    I will answer you.
[10:59] Mirror
    The fairest is...
[11:07] Queen
    That wretched Snow White!
[11:11] Queen
    I'll tear her to pieces!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:20] Dwarves
    Hi-ho! Hi-ho! Hi-ho!
[11:24] Dwarves
    Boy, we worked so hard today!
[11:26] Dwarves
    But one look at Snow White's face
    will carry away all our exhaustion!
[11:30] Dwarves
    Let's work hard to return Fairy
    Tale Forest to its former beauty,
[11:34] Dwarves
    then call back our comrades who left!
[11:37] All
    Yeah!
[11:48] Momo
    Welcome home!
[11:49] All
    Thank you!
[11:50] Momo
    I made a delicious stew for all of you.
[11:54] All
    Yeah!
[12:01] Queen
    Deliveries by Whitecat Tomato.
[12:03] Queen
    Would this be Snow White's residence?
[12:05] Momo
    Yes.
[12:06] Queen
    Here you go.
[12:07] Momo
    Thank you.
[12:08] Queen
    Enjoy your package.
[12:11] Momo
    Thanks for your hard work.
[12:13] Dwarf
    What is that?
[12:14] Momo
    I wonder.
[12:16] Momo
    It must be a lovely present!
[12:21] Momo
    Get down, everyone!
[12:43] Dwarf
    It's the Devil Queen!
[12:50] Momo
    I won't let you have your
    way with Fairy Tale Forest!
[12:58] Queen
    We'll see.
[13:02] Momo
    Wait!
[13:04] All
    Yeah! Yeah! You did it!
[13:09] Momo
    Listen, everyone.
[13:11] Momo
    I'm going to talk things
    out with the Devil Queen.
[13:14] Momo
    It would be too sad to let
    this fighting go on forever.
[13:21] Momo
    One, two...
[13:23] All
    Go!
[13:29] Momo
    One more time!
[13:30] All
    Go!
[13:34] Momo
    It's pretty sturdy, isn't it?
[13:36] Sind
    This feels less like a talk
    and more like a raid, Momo.
[13:40] Momo
    What do you expect?
[13:42] Momo
    It's the only way to get her to meet with me!
[13:45] Momo
    Okay, one more try!
[13:47] All
    One, two!
[13:55] Momo
    We did it!
[13:56] Momo
    Let's go, everyone!
[13:57] All
    Yeah!
[14:01] Momo
    Devil Queen, show yourself!
[14:03] Momo
    I want to talk to you!
[14:05] Momo
    Devil Queen! I want to talk to you!
[14:11] Queen
    I have nothing to discuss with you.
[14:13] Queen
    I despise tea parties!
[14:32] Minion
    Swing!
[14:36] Minion
    Ow!
[14:48] Queen
    What's taking you so long?
[14:51] Queen
    Just beat them already!
[15:04] Mocha
    Momo, look out!
[15:11] Mocha
    Okay... Kajira, go!
[15:19] Momo
    Kajira!
[15:25] Momo
    Thanks, friends!
[15:27] Jack
    Hey, you!
[15:28] Jack
    S-Stop right there!
[15:30] Momo
    Okay!
[15:32] Momo
    Whoops, sorry about that.
[15:42] Queen
    It's time to use my last resort...
[15:45] Momo
    Go!
[15:50] Queen
    There you are.
[15:52] Momo
    It seems we need a proper showdown after all.
[15:55] Queen
    You bet your sweet apples we do!
[15:57] Queen
    That's how this story goes!
[16:04] Queen
    Eat this apple, would you?!
[16:13] Momo
    I can't eat an apple this big!
[16:40] Queen
    I-I ate it!
[16:42] Queen
    What will I do? What will I do?!
[16:45] Queen
    No, no, no!
[16:51] Momo
    Of course!
[16:53] Momo
    That apple was filled with a
    powerful essence of wrinkles!
[16:55] Queen
    So many wrinkles...
[17:07] Momo
    What have you done?
[17:10] Queen
    In one minute, this place
    will be blown to smithereens!
[17:21] Momo
    Run, quickly!
[18:11] Queen
    I'll be back after receiving the
    world's greatest plastic surgery!
[18:16] Queen
    I am invincible!
[18:31] Dwarf
    The Devil Queen has left Fairy Tale Forest!
[18:42] Queen
    I'm still here, actually.
[18:50] Dwarf
    Snow White. Please, accept this.
[18:53] Momo
    What is this?
[18:54] Dwarf
    A rainbow dandelion.
[18:57] Momo
    A rainbow dandelion?
[18:59] Dwarf
    We searched all around the
    forest to make you a bouquet...
[19:03] Dwarf
    But that was the only flower we could find.
[19:06] Dwarf
    It's a going-away present, filled with all
    of our feelings of love and gratitude.
[19:15] Dwarf
    We know you aren't really Snow White.
[19:18] Dwarf
    You're probably a lookalike
    that the girl in yellow boots
[19:21] Dwarf
    found to make us feel better.
[19:24] Dwarf
    The real Snow White was left-handed.
[19:28] Momo
    I get it.
[19:29] Momo
    I guess you got me, huh?
[19:31] Momo
    Sorry.
[19:32] Dwarf
    However...
[19:34] Dwarf
    To us, you were an idol
    on par with Snow White.
[19:42] Momo
    Thank you.
[19:45] Dwarf
    When spring comes, I'm sure the forest will
    be in full bloom with rainbow dandelions.
[20:00] Pipil
    Rainbow dandelions! How romantic!
[20:03] Mocha
    Let's go look at the flowers
    when spring rolls around!
[20:05] Sind
    I wish Snow White herself could have seen it!
[20:10] Momo
    Yeah.
[20:18] Momo
    The dream-colored swallowtail!
[20:23] Snow White
    Momo. Thank you.
[20:26] Momo
    Snow White!
[20:28] Snow White
    Now I can be with my friends
    in Fairy Tale Forest.
[20:46] Momo
    Snow White... that was you?
[20:58] King
    Oh, what a splendid happily ever after!
[21:02] Queen
    Although...
[21:04] Queen
    Who is the Momo that the
    gems keep showing us?
[21:09] King
    Mystery after mystery!
[21:11] King
    It's really getting interesting!
[21:13] King
    Let's meet again!
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[22:08] Kajira
    I'm Kajira.
[22:11] Kajira
    "Kajira" is all I get to say.
[22:14] Kajira
    C'mon, give me some lines now and then!
[22:16] Kajira
    I guess I get to do the previews.
[22:19] Kajira
    Next time on Fairy Princess
    Minky Momo: "Last Action."
[22:22] Kajira
    It takes place in Somewhere
    Hollywood, land of stars,
[22:24] Kajira
    and it's about a movie of dreams and hope!
[22:26] Kajira
    But it's actually dark... very dark!
[22:29] Kajira
    Can you really tell a story this dark?!
[22:31] Kajira
    Kaji! Kaji!
[22:33] Kajira
    What was all that?