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E11 - The Kitten Beautician of Love

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    Fairy Princess
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    The Kitten Beautician of Love
[01:16] Momo
    "The Kitten Beautician of Love."
[01:26] Papa
    Maybe a little more like... yes, that's it.
[01:29] Papa
    Looking good, if I do say so myse—
[01:32] Momo
    Hey!
[01:33] Papa
    W-Were you watching?
[01:35] Momo
    Are you playing dress-up, Papa?
[01:37] Papa
    I-I wouldn't say...
[01:41] Mama
    Papa's going to London,
[01:43] Mama
    so he's playing the English gentleman.
[01:45] Momo
    Papa, you're going to London?
[01:47] Papa
    Yes.
[01:48] Papa
    I'm handling health screenings
    for a cat contest there.
[01:52] Pipil
    That sounds so fun!
[01:53] Momo
    And that's why you're playing dress-up?
[01:55] Papa
    W-Well...
[01:59] Papa
    I'm off!
[02:01] All
    Have a good trip!
[02:05] Mama
    Well, I have to clean! La la la!
SIGN    We'll go inside, too.
SIGN    What's wrong, Momo?
[02:13] Momo
    Hey, hey!
[02:13] Momo
    Let's go to London too!
[02:17] Momo
    The foggy city, London!
[02:18] Momo
    It's got to be wonderful!
[02:20] Momo
    Let's go! Let's go!
SIGN    But for a cat contest? I don't know...
[02:26] Pipil
    I'm sure they'll be cute!
[02:28] Pipil
    I love cute things!
[02:30] Mocha
    And I'd love to visit the home of chivalry!
[02:34] Momo
    Majority rules!
[02:35] Momo
    Moving out!
[02:53] Momo
    Gourmet Poppo, take off!
[03:16] Momo
    It's London! London!
[03:17] Pipil
    Hey, hey!
[03:18] Pipil
    Let's get going to the cat contest already!
[03:22] Mocha
    Looks like it's this way!
SIGN    H-Hey, wait!
SIGN    Momo, don't go so fast!
SIGN    Why are you in such a hurry to see cats?
SIGN    I bet they're all ugly!
SIGN    Who did that?
SIGN    Was it you?
SIGN    It's not nice to throw rocks out of nowhere!
[03:49] Harry
    You're the one who made fun of my Rosemary!
SIGN    Eh?
[03:53] Harry
    Apologize!
SIGN    What was that?!
[03:57] Pipil
    Eh?
[04:01] Pipil
    Momo, emergency!
[04:04] Momo
    Wow, so intense!
[04:05] Mocha
    Don't stand there admiring them!
[04:08] Momo
    Okay, my magic can take care of this!
[04:12] Momo
    Minky Shower!
[04:17] Harry
    What just happened?
[04:19] Momo
    What were you fighting about?
[04:22] Momo
    Understand cat language!
[04:24] Harry
    He was saying bad stuff about
    the cats in the contest!
[04:28] Harry
    My little sister Rosemary is in that contest!
[04:32] Mocha
    C'mon, I'm sure they're not ugly...
SIGN    Let me at him!
[04:35] Harry
    What was that?
[04:36] Pipil
    Now, now!
[04:37] Mocha
    I didn't say it! Not me!
[04:40] Pipil
    Enough, Sindbook! Be nice!
[04:43] Pipil
    And you...
[04:44] Harry
    I'm Harry.
[04:45] Pipil
    No fighting, Harry!
[04:47] Pipil
    Do what a beautiful girl tells you already!
[04:49] Harry
    A beautiful girl?!
[04:51] Momo
    Anyway, let's make up for now, okay?
SIGN    Hmph!
[04:57] Momo
    Sindbook!
[05:04] Momo
    Yeah! Yeah!
[05:06] Momo
    Now let's go to the contest!
SIGN    I think we fooled her.
[05:12] Harry
    No kidding.
[05:25] Rep
    You must be exhausted, Doctor.
[05:27] Rep
    Working the minute you get off the plane...
[05:30] Papa
    No, my stamina is my one redeeming feature!
[05:39] Papa
    Momo?
[05:40] Papa
    I-It can't be...
[05:44] Papa
    Mocha! Pipil! Sindbook!
[05:47] Papa
    But they can't be here! Which means...
[05:52] Rep
    Is something the matter?
[05:53] Papa
    I might be rather tired after all.
[06:07] Momo
    So cute!
[06:09] Pipil
    Though not quite as cute as me!
[06:11] Mocha
    Hey, look at that cat! It's huge!
SIGN    By the way, Harry, where's your sister?
[06:18] Harry
    Um... um...
[06:22] Kid
    They've chosen the winner!
[06:24] Kid
    The princess in the kitten division!
[06:26] Harry
    K-Kitten division?
[06:49] Harry
    Rosemary!
[06:52] Momo
    What a pretty cat!
[06:54] Harry
    Rosemary!
[06:54] Momo
    Harry!
[06:56] Harry
    Rosemary!
[06:58] Rosemary
    Big Brother!
[07:01] Walker
    You again?!
[07:05] Walker
    You bad cat!
[07:06] Walker
    I won't let you get close to my Rosemary!
[07:11] Walker
    Everyone, chase that cat away!
[07:13] Walker
    He's a very savage cat!
[07:15] Man
    Savage?
[07:16] Man
    That's not good!
[07:17] Man
    Catch him!
[07:19] Man
    Get back here, you!
[07:22] Man
    Get that cat!
[07:33] Momo
    That was scary!
SIGN    Sincerely exhausting!
[07:39] Momo
    What a close call!
[07:42] Momo
    But actually, we didn't have to run, did we?
[07:45] Mocha
    That's right!
SIGN    Hey, Harry, are you really that cat's sister?
SIGN    You don't look a bit like her, and then they chased you out...
[07:54] Pipil
    But Rosemary called him "big brother"!
[07:58] Momo
    Hey, Harry, what happened?
[07:59] Momo
    Tell me.
[08:02] Harry
    To tell the truth, Rosemary
    and I aren't related by blood.
[08:08] Harry
    I used to belong to that
    woman... Lady Walker.
[08:18] Harry
    She adopted Rosemary later.
[08:24] (Flashback) Walker
    Here we are.
[08:26] (Flashback) Walker
    Get along, you two.
[08:34] Harry
    Rosemary called me "big brother"
    and we really got along.
[08:38] Harry
    We spent all our time together!
[08:42] Harry
    Until one day...
[08:46] Harry
    Rosemary got hurt!
[08:51] (Flashback) Walker
    Harry, did you do this?!
[08:53] (Flashback) Walker
    Get out, you bad cat!
[08:58] Walker
    And that was that.
[09:00] Mocha
    But it's all a misunderstanding!
    That's not fair!
[09:04] Momo
    Too bad Lady Walker can't speak cat!
[09:07] Harry
    I'm done for.
[09:09] Harry
    I'm never going to see Rosemary again.
[09:11] Pipil
    Don't say that!
[09:13] Pipil
    You say Rosemary's your little sister,
[09:16] Pipil
    but it's more than that, isn't it?
[09:19] Momo
    What do you mean? Tell me!
SIGN    In other words, Harry's in love with Rosemary!
[09:25] Momo
    Love?
[09:29] Pipil
    You'll understand when you
    grow up like me, Momo.
[09:32] Pipil
    Sometimes love is sweet, sometimes bitter!
[09:35] Pipil
    Sometimes it keeps you
    from sleeping at night...
[09:37] Pipil
    Ah, love!
[09:38] Momo
    Bitter, sweet, keeps you
    from sleeping... love?
[09:43] Momo
    Wait, are you saying...
[09:44] Pipil
    You get it?
[09:45] Momo
    It's like coffee?
[09:48] Pipil
    Enough!
[09:49] Momo
    I understood, but I pretended not to.
[09:52] Momo
    Too silly of me?
[09:54] Pipil
    Poor Harry!
[09:55] Pipil
    I wish we could help him!
[09:57] Harry
    It's okay. There's nothing to be done.
[10:00] Mocha
    Don't play tough.
[10:02] Momo
    Okay! I'll do something!
[10:06] Pipil
    Momo! Transformation time!
[10:13] Pipil
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[10:15] Pipil
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[10:18] Pipil
    Become a cat beautician with an adult touch!
[10:48] Pipil
    I really did it!
[10:50] Harry
    She's camouflaged!
[10:52] Momo
    You make me sound like a monster!
[10:54] Mocha
    What did you become, Momo?
[10:57] Momo
    A cat beautician.
[10:59] Momo
    Harry, let's go see Rosemary right away.
[11:02] Harry
    Huh?!
[11:02] Mocha
    Yeah, let's do it!
[11:04] Harry
    I can't!
[11:06] Pipil
    It's okay! Just leave it to Momo!
[11:07] Pipil
    Hurry up, Harry!
[11:08] Pipil
    Hurry up!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:25] Walker
    What? A cat beautician?
[11:28] Momo
    Yes!
[11:29] Momo
    The contest committee asked me to
    increase Rosemary's charm even more.
[11:35] Walker
    Really? The committee?
[11:37] Momo
    Now, where's that Rosemary?
[11:41] Walker
    E-Excuse me...
[11:43] Walker
    What an eccentric beautician!
[11:48] Momo
    I found you, Rosemary!
[11:52] Walker
    Go right ahead!
[11:54] Momo
    I will.
[11:55] Momo
    But I'd like to ask you one favor.
[11:57] Momo
    I get very nervous when I work.
[12:00] Momo
    So, if you would...
[12:00] Walker
    If I would...?
[12:02] Momo
    Don't look inside while I'm working!
[12:09] Momo
    Well, goodbye!
[12:15] Walker
    Truly eccentric!
[12:17] Walker
    What a strange person!
[12:19] Momo
    I did it!
[12:20] Pipil
    It worked!
[12:21] Momo
    Here.
[12:23] Harry
    Rosemary!
[12:24] Rosemary
    Big Brother!
[12:30] Rosemary
    Big Brother! I missed you!
[12:32] Harry
    I missed you too, Rosemary!
[12:35] Harry
    You were lovely in the contest today!
[12:39] Rosemary
    Thank you!
[12:42] Pipil
    Momo, I have a report!
[12:44] Pipil
    Rosemary loves Harry, too!
[12:49] Pipil
    My feminine instincts tell me so!
[12:50] Pipil
    Oh, how tragic!
[12:52] Pipil
    The kitties in love must
    be torn apart once more!
[12:56] Momo
    I won't let that happen!
[12:59] Momo
    Please, leave it all to Momo!
[13:05] King
    Good, good!
[13:06] King
    Momo's got a plan!
[13:09] Queen
    That attitude of yours, darling...
[13:10] Queen
    I'm truly impressed by the lack
    of parental feeling you display.
[13:15] King
    La-dee-da! La-dee-da!
[13:16] King
    You compliment me so!
[13:19] King
    Well, next scene, please!
SIGN    Hey, Momo. Are you sure this isn't too drastic?
[13:33] Mocha
    Yeah!
[13:34] Mocha
    It doesn't seem very heroic.
[13:36] Mocha
    Kidnapping Rosemary and all...
[13:40] Momo
    But kidnapping her is the best
    way to solve the problem!
[13:44] Momo
    We'll pretend to be cat thieves
    and kidnap Rosemary, right?
[13:49] Momo
    Then Harry will save her, and
    Lady Walker will be so grateful!
[13:55] Momo
    She'll even let Harry live
    with her again! Okay?
[13:59] Pipil
    Very okay!
[14:01] Pipil
    I'd gladly play the villain
    to reunite kitties in love!
[14:05] Pipil
    Oh, how lovely!
SIGN    This is really sad.
[14:08] Walker
    No! Cat thieves!
[14:11] Momo
    She saw us!
SIGN    What do we do, Momo?
[14:17] Momo
    I'm sorry, we didn't mean—
[14:20] Man
    Run!
[14:24] Walker
    Someone! Rosemary!
SIGN    Hey. I-Is that...
[14:29] Pipil
    Genuine...
[14:31] Momo
    ...cat thieves?
[14:38] Harry
    That's not Momo's gang!
[14:40] Thief
    Just some alley cat, huh?
[14:41] Rosemary
    Help me!
[14:43] Harry
    Rosemary!
[14:44] Harry
    I know! You're real thieves!
[14:47] Harry
    Take this!
[14:48] Thief
    Run!
[14:51] Thief
    Get in, quick!
[14:52] Thief
    Hurry!
[14:55] Walker
    Rosemary!
[15:06] Thief
    Sheesh, that alley cat's still after us.
[15:09] Rosemary
    Harry! Help!
[15:09] Thief
    Quiet down, you!
[15:11] Harry
    Rosemary!
[15:14] Thief
    Die, you dirty alley cat!
[15:23] Momo
    Get in, Harry!
SIGN    That's a little much.
[16:00] Mocha
    Wow!
[16:08] Cat
    What is it, Harry?
[16:09] Cat
    Has something happened?
[16:11] Harry
    My little sister, Rosemary,
    was kidnapped by bad humans.
[16:17] Harry
    I want to save her. Will you help me?
[16:21] Harry
    Please!
[16:22] Cat
    What? We'd love to help.
[16:25] Cat
    Right, all?
[16:26] Cat
    Yeah! Leave it to us!
[16:27] Cat
    That's right, Harry! Just leave it to us!
[16:31] Cat
    Yeah, leave it to us!
[16:32] Harry
    Thank you! Thank you, everyone!
[16:35] Cat
    Right! Let's defeat the
    villains and save Rosemary!
[16:39] Cat
    How about it, men?
[16:42] Momo
    So cool!
[16:44] Pipil
    Romance is lovely, but
    friendship is more lovely!
[16:47] Pipil
    I'm so moved!
[16:54] Thieves
    Cheers!
[16:58] Thieves
    That went great!
[16:59] Thieves
    That cat's cute enough to be named
    princess in the cat contest, right?
[17:04] Thieves
    If we fake a breed registry,
    she'll fetch a high price.
[17:09] Thieves
    She's gonna make us a fortune!
[17:11] Thieves
    And they said you couldn't
    make a living stealing cats!
[17:13] Thieves
    Yeah!
[17:17] Thieves
    What's going on?!
[17:20] Thieves
    C-Cats!
[17:22] Thieves
    Hey, what's wrong with you?
[17:23] Thieves
    What's going on here?!
[17:24] Thieves
    Hey, stop! Stop!
[17:25] Thieves
    Stop!
[17:38] Rosemary
    Big Brother!
[17:39] Harry
    Rosemary! Hurry!
[17:44] Thief
    You won't escape!
[17:47] Thief
    Sorry! Stop it!
[17:49] Momo
    This way!
[17:54] Thief
    Get back here, you!
[17:56] Thief
    Darn it...
[17:58] Thief
    You won't escape!
[18:19] Thief
    Well? What now?
[18:21] Momo
    Hang on tight, everyone!
[18:35] Momo
    Now!
[18:35] Momo
    Gourmet Poppo, take off!
[18:40] Thief
    It's flying!
[18:43] Thief
    We're falling!
[18:49] Thief
    My whole life's ruined!
[19:03] Walker
    Oh, Rosemary, I'm so glad you're back!
[19:06] Walker
    Thanks, all of you.
[19:08] Momo
    Oh, it wasn't us. It was him!
[19:14] Walker
    Oh, Harry! You're back?
[19:16] Walker
    Get out!
[19:17] Momo
    No, no! We just helped Harry.
[19:21] Momo
    He's the one who really saved Rosemary!
[19:24] Walker
    But Harry was mean to Rosemary!
[19:27] Momo
    Stop!
[19:28] Momo
    Watch. Rosemary!
[19:31] Walker
    Rosemary?
[19:37] Walker
    Oh, Rosemary?
[19:40] Harry
    Kissy!
[19:41] Walker
    Wait, are you...
[19:44] Momo
    Harry always cared about
    Rosemary most of all.
[19:49] Momo
    Don't you see that now?
[19:50] Walker
    Yes. I suppose I jumped
    to an awful conclusion.
[20:01] Walker
    I'm so sorry, Harry.
[20:02] Walker
    Will you come back home with me?
[20:07] Walker
    Oh, Harry! You silly!
[20:10] Momo
    That's great! So great!
[20:23] King
    It's all good, la-dee-da!
[20:25] Queen
    Love is important, even for cats.
[20:29] Queen
    I'm so glad they found happiness.
[20:31] King
    Truly purr-fect happiness!
[20:38] Momo
    Let's go home and get
    our souvenirs from Papa!
SIGN    You went there yourself! You still want a souvenir?
[20:46] Momo
    Don't sweat the small stuff.
[20:51] Papa
    Mama, Momo.
[20:53] Papa
    I'm bringing lots of souvenirs.
[20:54] Papa
    Just you wait!
[20:56] Papa
    Eh?!
[21:04] Papa
    Just my imagination?
[21:05] Papa
    Why do I seem to be so tired lately?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:08] Momo
    First, Red Cat,
[22:09] Momo
    the lady thief who lives in darkness and
    flies beautifully through the skies!
[22:12] Momo
    Next, Phantom Thief Lupinne, whose
    name is known throughout the world!
[22:15] Momo
    Sparks will fly as they duel!
[22:19] Momo
    Who will steal the treasure of
    Napoleon? Red Cat or Lupinne?!
[22:22] Momo
    Wow! Looks like I'll be transforming
    into a robber next week!
[22:25] Momo
    Is that all right?
[22:26] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:29] Momo
    "Phantom Thief Lupinne Strikes Back."
[22:31] Momo
    I'll be stealing your
    hearts, at the very least!