E26 - The Bride of Monster Forest

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    Fairy Princess
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    The Bride of Monster Forest
[01:17] Momo
    "The Bride of Monster Forest."
[01:26] Mama
    This is no fun.
[01:38] Momo
    Mama!
[01:39] Mama
    What is it?
[01:40] Momo
    Papa's not back yet?
[01:43] Mama
    I'm afraid not.
[01:48] Mama
    I'm sure he's busy with work!
[01:50] Mama
    He'll be back tomorrow with
    lots of presents, for sure.
[01:53] Momo
    Yes... of course he will.
[01:55] Mama
    Of course!
[02:09] Momo
    I know! We should go!
[02:11] Trio
    Where?
[02:12] Momo
    To where Papa is, of course!
[02:20] Pipil
    From the village of Hil in
    the Greenland Mountains?
[02:23] Mocha
    "I'll be back with presents soon,
    so wait for me like a good girl.
[02:26] Mocha
    From Papa."
SIGN    But it's been a whole week since then!
[02:51] Momo
    There it is!
[02:52] All
    Yeah!
[03:03] Pipil
    This is a very unsettling place!
[03:06] Momo
    Yeah.
[03:07] Momo
    What could Papa possibly be doing here?
[03:16] Momo
    Nobody's here, I guess.
[03:19] Pipil
    I see someone!
[03:23] Momo
    Hello, there!
[03:25] Momo
    Excuse me...
[03:27] Momo
    Hey!
[03:30] Momo
    Hey, wait up!
[03:32] Momo
    Hey!
[03:34] Momo
    That was weird.
[03:36] Mocha
    What a rude bunch of people!
[03:40] Momo
    Papa!
[03:41] Momo
    Hey, Papa!
[03:43] Momo
    Papa! It's me, Momo!
[03:45] Papa
    Oh, Momo?
[03:47] Momo
    What's wrong with you?
[03:48] Momo
    You've been here so
    long. I came to get you!
[03:51] Papa
    Oh. Nothing's wrong.
[03:54] Papa
    I've got work to do, so I might be
    staying in this village for a while.
[03:58] Papa
    Tell Mama that.
[04:01] Momo
    Papa! Wait!
[04:06] Momo
    What?
[04:07] Momo
    He's gone.
[04:09] Momo
    Where could he have gone?
[04:11] Pipil
    There!
SIGN    How did he move so quickly?
[04:16] Momo
    Let's go!
[04:36] Mocha
    He went in there!
[04:37] Pipil
    What a creepy place!
[04:39] Momo
    Let's go!
SIGN    I'd rather not, myself...
[04:51] Momo
    What was that?
[04:57] Momo
    Well, whatever.
[05:02] Momo
    Oh?
[05:04] Momo
    Excuse me!
[05:05] Count
    Who goes?
[05:07] Count
    Who are you?
[05:08] Momo
    I'm Minky Momo!
[05:10] Momo
    I want to see my papa!
[05:12] Count
    Papa? I don't know your stupid papa!
[05:14] Count
    Leave!
[05:15] Momo
    But I saw him go in there!
[05:17] Count
    I don't care! Leave!
[05:19] Tommy
    Hey, Count!
[05:23] Count
    Oh, some brats from the village?
[05:25] Tommy
    Hey, Count! Leave this village!
[05:28] Sid
    And take that monster with you!
[05:30] Count
    Oh, shut up!
[05:31] Count
    Do you want to enrage Master Uranus?
[05:34] Momo
    Hey! What's going on here?
[05:36] Momo
    Let me see my papa!
[05:37] Count
    Shut up! Leave this instant!
[05:39] Both
    Get out!
[05:40] Both
    Get out! Get out!
[05:43] Momo
    Let me see my papa!
[05:44] Both
    Get out! Get out!
[05:46] Momo
    Let me see my papa!
[05:48] Momo
    Get out!
[05:48] Momo
    Let me see him!
[05:49] Momo
    Get out!
[05:50] Momo
    Let me see my papa!
[05:52] Count
    Enough! Here's what you get!
SIGN    Oh, dear!
[06:02] Tommy
    Ow! I sprained my ankle!
[06:04] Sid
    And I hurt my arm!
[06:06] Count
    Well?
[06:10] Momo
    Hi!
[06:11] Count
    What a kooky girl!
[06:13] Momo
    Please, let me see my papa!
[06:15] Count
    Give up already!
[06:20] Momo
    Sorry!
[06:23] Count
    It's what you dummies deserve!
[06:24] Count
    Now, I'll show you what happens
    when you enrage Master Uranus!
[06:30] Count
    Master Uranus!
[06:44] Count
    You see that?
[06:45] Count
    That's the power of Master Uranus!
[06:47] Momo
    Uranus?
[06:49] Count
    Hear me?
[06:50] Count
    Tell the people of the village!
[06:52] Count
    They'd better bring a bride for
    Master Uranus by tomorrow night!
[07:12] Erica
    There. That should do it.
[07:14] Erica
    Your injuries aren't too bad.
[07:17] Momo
    That's good!
[07:18] Erica
    I told you not to go to
    that castle, remember?
[07:21] Tommy
    I know you said that, Sis, but...
[07:24] Erica
    Uranus is our guardian spirit.
[07:27] Sid
    But Sis...
[07:29] Erica
    Just don't go to that castle again.
[07:33] Sid
    Wait, Sis!
[07:34] Erica
    I need to finish sewing my
    bridal gown by tomorrow.
[07:40] Tommy
    Darn it!
[07:41] Sid
    Looks like we can't stop it.
[07:42] Momo
    What in the world is going on?
[07:44] Tommy
    It's all the Count's fault!
[07:46] Sid
    He brought that monster here and
    made all the adults act weird!
[07:50] Momo
    The adults?
[07:51] Momo
    Oh, that explains that!
[07:53] Tommy
    The village and the surrounding area
    are all the Count's family lands.
[07:58] Tommy
    The current Count had been
    abroad for a long time,
[08:01] Tommy
    but he suddenly came back
    to the village, and...
[08:04] (Flashback) Count
    Upsy-daisy...
[08:07] (Flashback) Count
    Everyone, listen!
[08:09] (Flashback) Count
    I bear a message from
    the great Master Uranus!
[08:12] (Flashback) Count
    You must offer up the most
    beautiful girl in the village
[08:15] (Flashback) Count
    to be Master Uranus's bride!
[08:17] (Flashback) Men
    What is he talking about?
[08:18] (Flashback) Men
    Bride?
[08:21] (Flashback) Count
    Silence!
[08:23] (Flashback) Count
    If you don't do as I say...
[08:25] (Flashback) Count
    He'll stain your lake the color of blood,
[08:27] (Flashback) Count
    and bring calamity upon your village!
[08:29] Tommy
    There was a storm that night,
[08:31] Tommy
    and the adults in the village decided
    to offer a bride to Master Uranus.
[08:35] Tommy
    And the bride ended up
    being our sister, Erica.
[08:38] Momo
    What a crazy story!
[08:41] Sid
    We tried to stop them,
[08:43] Sid
    but the adults won't listen to us!
[08:46] Tommy
    At some point, they got it into their
    heads that offering a bride to Uranus
[08:51] Tommy
    was some kind of old town tradition!
[08:53] Momo
    What kind of monster is this Uranus?
[08:56] Tommy
    We don't know.
[08:57] Tommy
    No one's ever seen it, and only
    the Count hears its messages.
[09:02] King
    Did you hear that, darling?
[09:04] Queen
    Yes, all of it!
[09:05] King
    Uranus shouldn't be on Earth!
[09:08] King
    He's asleep in this palace!
[09:10] Queen
    We should probably check on him.
[09:12] King
    Oh, of course!
[09:15] King
    There. There. There. Not there. There...
[09:21] King
    Oh, he's not there! He's not there!
[09:23] King
    Uranus! Uranus!
[09:24] King
    Oh, this is terrible!
[09:25] King
    What do we do? La-dee-da!
[09:27] Queen
    Calm down!
[09:29] King
    But what if Uranus drains someone's blood,
[09:32] King
    becomes more powerful, and asks
    for even more sacrifices?!
[09:34] Queen
    What happens then?
[09:35] King
    Earth will be destroyed!
[09:38] King
    Darling, what should we
    do? What should we do?
[09:40] Queen
    Don't you dare ask me!
[09:44] King
    Cold fish.
[09:45] Queen
    We'll just have to count on Momo.
[09:48] Queen
    Momo, do your best!
[09:59] Count
    Master Uranus!
[10:03] Count
    Your bride will be arriving tonight.
[10:05] Count
    It will be only a bit longer!
[10:09] Count
    You must be happy.
[10:10] Count
    I'm so jealous.
[10:12] Count
    I'd love to have
[10:15] Count
    a bride of my own...
[10:22] Count
    I'm sorry.
[10:24] Count
    I shouldn't aspire to have wishes of my own.
[10:39] Sid
    Emergency!
[10:42] Momo
    What is it?
[10:44] Sid
    The lake! The water in the lake!
[10:47] Sid
    It's turned red!
[10:49] Tommy
    Does that mean Uranus is mad?
[10:51] Sid
    What do we do?
[10:52] Erica
    There is no need to panic.
[10:57] Erica
    Master Uranus is calling to me.
[11:00] Tommy
    Sis...
[11:01] Sid
    And you're really going to...
[11:04] Erica
    I'm going to be Master Uranus's bride.
[11:08] Momo
    Erica...
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:23] Erica
    I must go.
[11:24] Tommy
    Wait!
[11:25] Sid
    Sis!
[11:25] Sid
    Don't go!
[11:26] Sid
    Don't go, Sis!
[11:28] Erica
    What are you talking about?
[11:29] Sid
    That monster's tricking you!
[11:32] Erica
    Be quiet.
[11:34] Momo
    Wait a minute.
[11:35] Momo
    Why don't you let me handle this?
[11:37] Sid
    What are you going to do?
[11:39] Momo
    I'm going to do this!
[11:41] Momo
    Get her!
[11:42] Erica
    What are you doing?!
[11:47] Mocha
    In the name of truth and justice!
[11:51] Momo
    I'm really sorry to get rough with you.
[11:59] Momo
    Now, here I go!
[12:02] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[12:04] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[12:07] Momo
    Become a bride with an adult touch!
[12:31] Pipil
    How lovely!
[12:33] Mocha
    It's perfect!
SIGN    You're wasted on a monster.
[12:36] Momo
    Thank you, everyone.
[12:38] Momo
    Momo is going to become a bride!
[12:41] Momo
    Just kidding.
[12:42] Momo
    I'm going to lure out Uranus, so
    do it just like we discussed, okay?
SIGN    We will.
[12:47] Mocha
    Leave it to us!
[12:48] Pipil
    Stay strong!
[12:55] Momo
    The monster's got all the
    villagers mind controlled.
[12:59] Momo
    Which means, Papa might be, too!
[13:13] Chief
    We've brought Erica.
[13:19] Count
    Welcome to my castle, honored bride.
[13:30] Count
    Master Uranus will come for you soon.
[13:32] Momo
    What is he like?
[13:34] Count
    Well, how to put it...
[13:36] Count
    I guess you'll see—
[13:41] Momo
    Papa!
[13:41] Count
    Wait!
[13:44] Count
    What did you just say?
[13:46] Papa
    Did someone just call me?
[13:48] Count
    You're—
[13:50] Count
    You're not Erica!
[13:52] Momo
    The jig is up, huh?
[13:54] Momo
    Then I'll just have to ask you
    to help me capture Uranus!
[13:58] Count
    I won't!
[13:59] Papa
    Ouchie!
[14:02] Momo
    Papa!
[14:05] Momo
    Speak to me, Papa!
[14:08] Papa
    Who are you?
[14:09] Momo
    O-Oh, drat...
[14:10] Momo
    Momo asked me for help.
[14:13] Momo
    She wants me to bring you home!
[14:15] Papa
    Oh, I see.
[14:17] Papa
    Tell her I've got work to do and
    I won't be back for a while.
[14:21] Momo
    Oh, I give up!
[14:23] Momo
    Hold it!
[14:24] Count
    Ouch, ouch!
[14:26] Momo
    Hold it.
[14:27] Momo
    Why is Papa acting like that?
[14:29] Momo
    And not just Papa.
[14:30] Momo
    Everyone in the village, including Erica!
[14:32] Momo
    What exactly is Uranus?
[14:36] Count
    Master Uranus will drink
    human blood to grow larger,
[14:39] Count
    and then conquer the world!
[14:40] Count
    But before he does that...
[14:43] Momo
    Before he does that...?
[14:44] Count
    Before he does that...
[14:46] Count
    We've got to deal with the cavities.
[14:49] Momo
    Cavities?!
[14:50] Momo
    Whose cavities?
[14:52] Count
    Master Uranus's cavities.
[14:56] Count
    That's why we needed a veterinarian.
[14:59] Momo
    And that's why you kept Papa here?
[16:03] Momo
    What will I do?!
[16:05] Count
    That's what you get for
    challenging Master Uranus!
[16:19] Momo
    Yes! We did it!
[16:22] Count
    His cavities!
[16:36] Count
    Take that! You can't keep Master Uranus down!
[16:42] Momo
    Sorry, I need to retreat for now!
[16:44] Count
    Wait! Master Uranus! Why me?!
[16:50] Count
    You got the wrong person! It's me!
[16:55] Count
    Help me!
[17:01] Momo
    Are you all right?
[17:03] Momo
    Come on, let's run away!
[17:06] Count
    Thanks.
[17:25] Count
    Hurry, hurry!
[17:35] Momo
    I'm sorry!
[18:42] Mocha
    What happened?
SIGN    Looks like we're safe!
[18:52] Momo
    It's all over.
[18:59] Count
    Good morning, dear.
[19:01] Count
    Oh?
[19:02] Count
    When did I get back?
[19:04] Momo
    Are you... the count?
[19:06] Count
    Yes, I am.
[19:07] Count
    Who might you be?
[19:09] Momo
    You don't remember anything that's happened?
[19:12] Count
    I was on my way back to the village when
    I stopped to drink water from a spring.
[19:15] Count
    I don't remember anything after that.
[19:18] Momo
    I think Uranus possessed you!
[19:20] Count
    Uranus?
[19:22] Momo
    Well, never mind all that.
[19:24] Momo
    It all worked out in the end anyway.
[19:27] King
    Good grief.
[19:28] King
    It looks like Uranus has gone back to
    sleep, so we can rest easy for now!
[19:32] Queen
    Yes, but...
[19:35] King
    She did a good thing, but we
    didn't get a new happy tear!
[19:40] Queen
    Of course we didn't.
[19:41] Queen
    Uranus escaped because of our mistake.
[19:45] King
    Well, I suppose that's true!
[19:47] King
    Let's look forward to next week instead!
[19:49] King
    But didn't Momo look lovely as a bride?!
[19:53] Queen
    Momo is still a child, darling.
[19:54] King
    But she will be a bride before you know it!
[19:57] King
    Oh, I love a bridal dress!
[19:59] King
    I loved you in yours as well!
[20:03] Queen
    But I still don't know
    why I ever married you!
[20:08] King
    Drat!
[20:15] Tommy
    The village grown-ups don't
    remember anything about Uranus.
[20:19] Momo
    Neither does my papa.
[20:20] Momo
    What's Erica up to now?
[20:22] Sind
    She's on a date. See?
[20:24] Tommy
    Looks like Sis will get to
    be a bride for real soon!
[20:28] Sid
    It's a total happy ending.
[20:30] Momo
    I think I'm a little jealous.
[20:33] Papa
    Hey!
[20:36] Momo
    Papa!
[20:37] Momo
    I came to get you!
[20:39] Papa
    Hey, Momo.
[20:41] Papa
    I've finally finished my
    work, so I can come home now.
[20:43] Momo
    Mama was really lonely without you!
[20:46] Momo
    I love you, Papa!
[20:47] Papa
    Really?
[20:49] Papa
    What's the matter with you?
[20:52] Momo
    Oh, nothing!
[20:53] Papa
    What?
[20:55] Momo
    Right?
[20:58] Papa
    Well, Momo, let's go!
[21:00] Momo
    Okay!
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[22:08] Momo
    My back aches so much!
[22:10] Momo
    It's really hard to run in a wedding dress.
[22:12] Momo
    Maybe I'm just not ready for that yet?
[22:14] Momo
    Next time, Minky Momo takes on
    one of the wonders of the world!
[22:18] Momo
    There are plenty of wonders out there,
[22:19] Momo
    but this is that cursed zone of
    ocean, the Somewhere Triangle!
[22:22] Momo
    Planes and ships go missing out of nowhere!
[22:24] Momo
    It turns out that there's a wormhole
    taking them to Fenarinarsa!
[22:29] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:31] Momo
    "The Devil's Triangle."
[22:32] Momo
    It's kind of a sci-fi thing... sort of?