E39 - Minky Mama Attacks!

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    Fairy Princess
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    Minky Mama Attacks
[01:17] Momo
    "Minky Mama Attacks."
[01:33] Papa
    I love you, dear...
[01:42] Papa
    Oh, my dear...
[01:52] Mama
    Excuse me, young couple,
    whispering on a bench...
[02:12] Momo
    Wow!
[02:23] Mama
    And the coffee is Jamaica's
    finest Blue Mountain!
[02:27] Momo
    You did all this so early?
[02:29] Momo
    What's going on, Mama?
[02:30] Papa
    I can't believe it's been twelve whole years.
[02:34] Momo
    Twelve years?
[02:36] Mama
    That's right.
[02:38] Papa
    But you're still as beautiful as ever, dear.
[02:41] Mama
    And you're just as handsome, dear!
[02:45] Momo
    Twelve years? My birthday? No...
[02:49] Sind
    What's it all about?
[02:50] Mama
    This is a very special day to the two of us!
[02:53] Papa
    Yes, today is our...
[02:56] Papa
    Wedding anniversary!
[03:06] (Flashback) All
    Thank you! Thank you!
[03:26] Momo
    This is when Mama and Papa were newlyweds?
[03:29] Mocha
    Wow, and they're just as lovey-dovey now!
[03:32] Sind
    Those two are perpetually lovey-dovey!
[03:37] Momo
    Huh? Who's this?
[03:39] Papa
    Who is who?
[03:40] Papa
    Oh, this?
[03:42] Papa
    This is a picture of my parents.
[03:45] Papa
    My father ran a zoo.
[03:49] Momo
    And that's when Mama was a kid!
[03:51] Mama
    Yes.
[03:52] Mama
    Back then, they called me "Daisy."
[03:55] Momo
    Daisy?
[03:56] Mama
    My nickname as a child.
[03:59] Momo
    Daisy, huh?
[04:01] Momo
    And who's this?
[04:03] Mama
    Oh, that's my father in Chicago!
[04:07] Momo
    What does he do for a living?
[04:09] Papa
    You know, you never told me.
[04:12] Mama
    Really?
[04:13] Papa
    That's strange.
[04:14] Papa
    We've been together for over a decade...
[04:16] Papa
    I guess I've been too busy at work.
[04:18] Mama
    I never told you? That really is strange!
[04:21] Mama
    My father is—
[04:27] Mama
    Oh?
[04:30] Papa
    Yes. That's right.
[04:32] Papa
    Yes, understood.
[04:34] Papa
    I'm on my way.
[04:35] Papa
    Right!
[04:36] Mama
    More work?
[04:38] Papa
    A rhinoceros at Safari Park
    seems to have a stomachache.
[04:41] Mama
    Oh, the poor thing!
[04:44] Mama
    I'll get things ready right away!
[04:46] Papa
    Sorry about this, dear. Please hurry!
[04:48] Mocha
    They don't even get to
    enjoy their anniversary?
[04:52] Sind
    They don't have a choice.
[04:53] Sind
    He has too many patients!
[04:58] Mama
    Take care, dear.
[04:59] Papa
    Bye, Momo. Dear.
[05:01] Papa
    See you later!
[05:02] Both
    Have a good day!
[05:17] Papa
    Wh-Wh-What's going on!
[05:19] Papa
    Let me go!
[05:19] Gang
    Come on!
[05:21] Gang
    Shut up and get in!
[05:23] Momo
    Papa!
[05:27] Mocha
    You don't think this is...
[05:29] Sind
    It's clearly a kidnapping!
[05:30] Momo
    Papa's been kidnapped!
[05:35] Momo
    Mama!
[05:37] Mama
    Momo, you watch the house.
[05:39] Mama
    I'm going to save Papa!
[05:41] Momo
    Okay!
[05:42] Mama
    Be back soon!
[05:46] Momo
    There's no time to lose.
[05:48] Momo
    Let's follow them! Hurry!
[05:49] Trio
    Right!
[05:54] Sind
    What a terrible way to
    spend your anniversary!
[06:22] Gang
    This is the headquarters of our family,
    which has branches in 170 countries.
[06:34] Gang
    Over there is our boss, Dekaisler!
[06:40] Gang
    Though he won't be home until this evening.
[06:41] Papa
    Why did you bring me here?
[06:43] Gang
    We need you to examine
    the boss's precious girl.
[06:46] Gang
    She's not feeling well.
[06:47] Papa
    His girl? I'm not a people doctor!
[06:53] Gang
    We know that.
[07:03] Gang
    Madame, we brought the doctor.
[07:09] Papa
    A p-pig?!
[07:10] Trio
    Lovely,
[07:12] Trio
    lovely,
[07:13] Trio
    lovely
[07:15] Trio
    Porkchop!
[07:17] Trio
    It's such a pleasure to see you!
[07:21] Trio
    Hey, there!
[07:23] Papa
    Lovely Porkchop?
[07:26] Gang
    She's the boss's prize pet pig.
[07:29] Gang
    She hasn't been feeling well.
[07:33] Gang
    We don't want anything happening
    to her while the boss is out.
[07:36] Gang
    That's why we called for you.
[07:38] Papa
    But you didn't have to rough me up!
[07:41] Papa
    You could have just asked
    and I'd have come to help!
[07:43] Gang
    We heard your schedule was packed.
[07:46] Papa
    Th-That's true, but...
[07:49] Gang
    Th-The poor thing!
[07:51] Gang
    Look at her, all covered in sweat!
[07:53] Gang
    She must be in so much pain!
[07:54] Gang
    She's in pain, right?
[07:56] Gang
    She's sick, right?!
[07:58] Trio
    Bro!
[07:59] Papa
    W-Well, I'll have a look.
[08:02] Gang
    You'd better!
[08:06] Mocha
    Hey, is that the car?
[08:08] Momo
    Yeah, I think so.
[08:16] Gang
    W-Well?
[08:18] Papa
    It's just a cold.
[08:19] Papa
    A pig cold. Oinkfluenza.
[08:22] Papa
    The fever should go down on its own.
[08:24] Gang
    So happy!
[08:27] Papa
    I'll leave some medicine for you.
[08:29] Papa
    Now, I'll just be going...
[08:32] Gang
    Hold it.
[08:33] Gang
    You'd better cure her before
    the boss comes back!
[08:35] Papa
    That's ridiculous!
[08:37] Papa
    Oinkfluenza isn't like a human cold!
[08:39] Papa
    It's best to wait for it to heal naturally.
[08:41] Papa
    And I've got to examine the
    rhinoceros in Safari Park—
[08:46] Gang
    Cure her.
[08:53] Momo
    It's that car, for sure!
[08:55] Sind
    Which means your father's in there!
[08:58] Pipil
    Transform, Momo!
[08:59] Pipil
    You've got to save your father!
[09:02] Momo
    Sindbook, what's a good
    job for this situation?
[09:08] Mama
    Oh?
[09:10] Mama
    Is this the place?
[09:12] Sind
    For this, what about a hard-nosed,
    hard-boiled private detective?
[09:17] Mama
    Dear!
[09:19] Momo
    Okay, I'll do that!
[09:22] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[09:24] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[09:26] Momo
    Become a hard-boiled detective
    with an adult touch!
[09:51] Sind
    Oh, dear!
[09:52] Mocha
    Mama crashed into Momo mid-transformation!
[09:57] Momo
    What just happened?
[09:58] Trio
    Momo!
[10:03] Momo
    Looks like the transformation
    still went through...
[10:05] Sind
    Momo! You're okay?
[10:07] Momo
    Of course. If I wasn't
    hard, I wouldn't be alive.
[10:10] Mama
    Yes...
[10:11] Mama
    And if I couldn't ever be gentle,
    I wouldn't deserve to be alive.
[10:22] Mama
    Private detective, Mike Mama, has arrived!
[10:30] King
    Goodness me! What happened to Momo's mama?
[10:34] Queen
    How curious!
[10:36] Queen
    When they collided, the transformation
    carried over to her as well!
[10:40] King
    So they both transformed today?
[10:43] King
    One plus one is... um...
[10:46] King
    Two, right?
[10:47] King
    So they'll be able to do double the action!
[10:48] Queen
    Are you sure it's that simple?
[10:50] King
    Just wait. The magic encyclopedia...
[10:52] King
    Um, um...
[10:54] King
    Oh, here.
[10:55] King
    "If a human other than Momo transforms"...
[10:58] Sind
    "...the person will not form new
    memories during the transformation."
[11:02] Momo
    What does that mean?
[11:03] Sind
    It means that your mother will
    completely forget all of this
[11:06] Sind
    once the transformation is over!
[11:09] Momo
    This sounds like it could be a pain...
[11:11] Momo
    But whatever, I guess.
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:23] Momo
    Y-You think we should work out a plan first?
[11:26] Mama
    A plan?
[11:27] Mama
    Ask my Colt .45 what the plan should be!
[11:33] Sind
    Oh, dear...
[11:41] Momo
    I-I understand how you feel, but
    maybe we should go in the back...
[11:45] Mama
    Don't question me!
[11:46] Mama
    I'm going in there!
[11:50] Momo
    Mama!
[11:50] Pipil
    Wait!
[12:00] Gang
    What are you doing?!
[12:01] Mama
    Sorry, I forgot how to open doors.
[12:04] Mama
    But before you call the glazier,
    may I ask you something?
[12:07] Mama
    Where are you hiding my husband?!
[12:09] Gang
    Your husband?
[12:10] Gang
    You mean... that veterinarian?
[12:12] Gang
    Oh, right!
[12:13] Gang
    Which means she's...
[12:16] Gang
    What the...
[12:21] Mama
    Don't you underestimate me.
[12:23] Gang
    Fine! Upstairs... the
    last room down the hall!
[12:30] Mama
    Fine. You can call the glazier now.
[12:36] Gang
    Darn you...
[12:42] Gang
    There's another of you? Dirty pair...
[12:46] Momo
    It's easy. Too easy!
[12:48] Gang
    What was that sound?
[12:49] Gang
    Go check it out!
[12:50] Gang
    Right, Bro.
[12:56] Papa
    Dear! Is that you?
[12:58] Mama
    Dear! You're safe now.
[13:00] Gang
    What, they're married?
[13:03] Mama
    Stop!
[13:04] Mama
    If you make one wrong move, I'll shoot!
[13:09] Mama
    That's right. Stay right where you are.
[13:11] Gang
    Why, you...!
[13:15] Papa
    You're so tough, Mama!
[13:18] Mama
    My glasses! Where are my glasses?!
[13:22] Mama
    Where's my husband?
[13:26] Gang
    She can't see! Get her!
[13:28] Mama
    What are you doing?!
[13:30] Papa
    Dear!
[13:31] Gang
    Pipe down.
[13:33] Mama
    Sorry for the wait.
[13:34] Mama
    Charity Angel has arrived!
[13:41] Momo
    Oh, you've got her already?
[13:45] Gang
    What, you know her too?
[13:47] Gang
    I think you'd better drop the gun already.
[13:54] Sind
    Oh, this is awful!
[14:02] Gang
    Now, Mr. Veterinarian.
[14:03] Gang
    If you value their lives, you'd
    better get the pig feeling better.
[14:08] Pig
    Oink! Oink!
[14:12] Papa
    You leave me no choice.
[14:14] Papa
    I'll try this fast-acting medicine.
[14:18] Gang
    That's right. You should've
    started with that!
[14:20] Papa
    Quiet down!
[14:22] Papa
    If I get the dose wrong,
    it could be dangerous!
[14:24] Pig
    Oink! Oink!
[14:36] Gang
    Poor thing...
[14:51] Gang
    How is she?
[14:53] Papa
    She should be fine.
[14:54] Papa
    That medicine works great.
[14:57] Papa
    Now, let the women go.
[15:00] Gang
    About that, Mr. Veterinarian...
[15:02] Papa
    Erk...
[15:04] Gang
    Under the family's bylaws,
    article 7, clause 8...
[15:07] Gang
    Those who learn the location
    of our headquarters...
[15:10] Gang
    ...must, without question...
[15:12] Gang
    ...be erased!
[15:12] Papa
    What?!
[15:13] Momo
    That's not fair!
[15:14] Mama
    Yeah! That's a dirty trick!
[15:17] Gang
    That's the law.
[15:18] Gang
    And if we don't follow the bylaws,
    we won't get our family pension!
[15:22] Gang
    We won't get into the family
    old age home, either!
[15:24] Gang
    For the sake of our prosperity in old age...
[15:26] Gang
    Please, let this happen.
[15:27] Papa
    W-Wait!
[15:28] Papa
    At least let the women go!
[15:32] Gang
    Fire on the count of three.
[15:34] Gang
    One...
[15:46] Dekaisler
    What's all this about?
[15:47] Gang
    Two...
[15:51] Dekaisler
    What are you people doing?
[15:54] Gang
    Mr. Dekaisler!
[15:56] Gang
    Well, we were about to finish
    off these three intruders...
[16:01] Mama
    Excuse me?!
[16:01] Mama
    You're the ones who dragged my husband here!
[16:04] Dekaisler
    What?
[16:16] Papa
    If you want a fight...
[16:16] Dekaisler
    Outta my way.
[16:24] Dekaisler
    Milady!
[16:28] Dekaisler
    Is that you, Miss Daisy?
[16:30] Trio
    Miss?!
[16:32] Dekaisler
    Idiots!
[16:33] Dekaisler
    This is Miss Daisy, daughter of Capo
    Capone, to whom I owe everything!
[16:38] Gang
    Capo Capone... the Godfather?
[16:41] Gang
    From the legendary gang that only took out
    bad politicians and scamming shop-owners?
[16:46] Gang
    She's his daughter?!
[16:50] Mama
    Oh, you know my papa in Chicago?
[16:53] Dekaisler
    Why, of course we do!
[16:54] Dekaisler
    Now hurry and untie her!
[16:56] Gang
    R-Right!
[16:57] Papa
    Oh, right!
[16:59] Papa
    I had no idea... No wonder
    she's so scary when we fight!
[17:12] Dekaisler
    I owe everything to Capo Capone!
[17:15] Dekaisler
    I beg of you, don't tell him!
[17:17] Mama
    In exchange, stop being mean to good people.
[17:20] Dekaisler
    Of course we will!
[17:22] Mama
    Then we're even!
[17:25] Mocha
    So cool!
[17:27] Pipil
    So lovely!
[17:27] Sind
    But I had no idea she was
    the daughter of a mob boss!
[17:30] Sind
    Then again, that picture... I can see it.
[17:37] Papa
    Oh, right! I need to get
    to Safari Park, fast!
[17:40] Dekaisler
    We'll drive you there.
[17:42] Dekaisler
    Go on. Drive him.
[17:44] Gang
    Sir.
[17:45] Papa
    N-No need for that, now!
[17:49] Dekaisler
    Sir...
[17:50] Papa
    Y-Yes?!
[17:51] Dekaisler
    Please, don't be cruel.
[17:53] Dekaisler
    You're not going to charge
    us 430 yen to board,
[17:55] Dekaisler
    and then 80 yen per 400 meters, are you?
[18:01] Dekaisler
    If anything were to happen to
    Her Ladyship's husband, I...
[18:06] Papa
    Understood!
[18:07] Papa
    Please drive me there, then.
[18:09] Dekaisler
    Really?
[18:11] Dekaisler
    You hear that, everyone?
[18:13] Gang
    We heard!
[18:13] Dekaisler
    He's going to let us drive him there!
[18:17] Dekaisler
    What a generous man! No wonder
    her ladyship married him!
[18:21] Dekaisler
    Aren't you happy, everyone?!
[18:23] Gang
    Yeah!
[18:24] Sind
    Everyone's sick here.
[18:28] Mama
    Have a good day!
[18:31] Gang
    Good luck!
[18:33] Papa
    See you later!
[18:35] Driver
    Does your wife always dress
    like that, by the way?
[18:39] Papa
    Oh. Now that you mention it...
[18:41] Gang
    Lucky! I wish I had a wife like that!
[18:53] Mama
    Perfect.
[18:55] Sind
    She's still in that guise.
[18:57] Mocha
    Momo, you have to turn her back!
[19:00] Momo
    I'll try.
[19:01] Mama
    If hardboiled, it can't be soft-boiled.
[19:03] Mama
    This is what a boiled egg must be.
[19:06] Momo
    Mama?
[19:07] Mama
    Yes?
[19:08] Momo
    Forgive me!
[19:18] Mama
    Wh-What? What have I been doing?
[19:21] Mama
    Oh, right! My husband was kidnapped!
[19:24] Momo
    Mama!
[19:25] Pipil
    But why?
[19:27] Sind
    Right! She lost all her memories
    of her transformation,
[19:30] Sind
    so she forgot that her husband got saved!
[19:33] Mocha
    This is awful!
[19:35] Mama
    Oh, oh!
[19:37] Mama
    Hello?
[19:39] Mama
    Oh? Dear?
[19:40] Mama
    You're safe?
[19:42] Mama
    What? A friend of mine drove you there?
[19:45] Mama
    Oh, is that all? Here I thought
    you'd been kidnapped again!
[19:49] Mama
    I see!
[19:51] Mama
    Oh, I see.
[19:53] Mama
    I'll have dinner on the table!
[20:05] King
    Wow, it worked!
[20:08] Queen
    It feels like a special present
    for their anniversary.
[20:11] King
    Yes, a generous present! What a bargain!
[20:15] Queen
    Speaking of which, when
    is our anniversary, again?
[20:19] King
    Well, it was just so long ago...
[20:22] Queen
    December 25th doesn't sound right. Hmm?
[20:25] King
    Hum?
[20:26] Queen
    Hmm?
[20:27] King
    Hum?
[20:30] Momo
    I'm exhausted.
[20:31] Sind
    You had a rough day, Momo.
[20:34] Momo
    I just can't keep up with Mama.
[20:37] Pipil
    But what will Papa do now that
    he knows she's a mob daughter?
[20:41] Mocha
    What do you mean?
[20:42] Pipil
    It might throw off the balance
    in their relationship!
[20:47] Mocha
    You mean you think they might
    get divorced over this?!
[20:51] Momo
    You don't think...
[20:52] Papa
    I'm home!
[20:54] Pipil
    What's going to happen?
[21:01] Sind
    Look!
[21:02] Mocha
    There!
[21:04] Pipil
    Oh?
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[22:08] Momo
    Dreams. That's something humans always need.
[22:13] Momo
    But can humans live on dreams alone?
[22:16] Momo
    Oh, I don't know what to
    say about these things!
[22:19] Momo
    But Momo ends up intruding on one such story.
[22:22] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:24] Momo
    "Dream Warrior."
[22:25] Momo
    Mama, wake up! Don't dream anymore!
[22:29] Momo
    Oh, why do I have to say something like that?
[22:33] Momo
    Keep on task, Momo!