E16 - Minky Momo of the Plains

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    Minky Momo of the Plains
[01:17] Momo
    "Minky Momo of the Plains."
[01:31] Momo
    Wow, so cool!
[01:35] Papa
    Don't you love a Western?
    It's so exhilarating!
[01:38] Mama
    Doesn't it remind you of our
    younger days together, Papa?
[01:42] Momo
    What do you mean by that?
[01:44] Papa
    We went to see a Western on our first date.
[01:48] Mama
    Though I wanted to see a
    tearjerking melodrama...
[01:52] Papa
    And I drug her to a Western
    instead, but then...
[01:56] Momo
    But then...?
[01:57] Papa
    It caused our passion for each
    other to grow even hotter!
[02:02] Papa
    Right, dear?
[02:03] Mama
    Oh, dear!
[02:07] Sind
    Look at that lovesick couple.
    They're always like this!
[02:10] Mocha
    I'm used to it by now.
[02:12] Pipil
    Aren't the patterns of romance just lovely?
[02:14] Momo
    It's just lovely!
[02:17] Momo
    I want to try it for myself!
[02:19] Mocha
    You're going to try a romance?
[02:20] Pipil
    You're too young for that, Momo!
[02:22] Momo
    Not that!
[02:23] Momo
    What I want to try is... bang bang!
[02:26] Momo
    A Western!
[02:43] Momo
    I'm honored!
[02:44] Momo
    You really remember me, Gachon Shinbori?
[02:48] Momo
    What is he saying?
[02:50] Momo
    Understand horse language!
[02:54] Gachon
    I could never forget you.
[02:56] Gachon
    You're the only person I've ever let ride me!
[02:58] Momo
    Hey, Gachon Shinbori.
[03:00] Momo
    Would you like to do a Western with us?
[03:03] Gachon
    A Western?
[03:03] Momo
    Yes.
[03:04] Gachon
    Western where?
[03:05] Mocha
    America, of course!
[03:08] Pipil
    The manliest of adventures!
[03:10] Pipil
    Running on tracks and living in stables
    is no way for a real horse to live!
[03:15] Momo
    Wouldn't running around on the
    Western prairies be so exhilarating?
[03:19] Gachon
    Well, that does sound pretty good!
[03:22] Gachon
    Let's get going!
[03:24] Gachon
    To the West!
[03:26] Gachon
    So, take it away!
[04:13] Momo
    The Golden Gate!
[04:15] Momo
    It's San Francisco!
[04:35] Momo
    This is San Francisco?
[04:38] Momo
    It doesn't look like a Western city to me...
SIGN    Of course it doesn't!
SIGN    San Francisco was only a remote town like you see
SIGN    in Westerns in the mid-19th century.
SIGN    Now it's a major West Coast city!
[04:55] Momo
    We can't do Western stuff here.
[04:58] Gachon
    I'd have been better off staying on my ranch.
[05:09] Princeton
    Very good.
[05:14] Princeton
    Is this your horse, dear?
[05:16] Princeton
    Could you let me have—
[05:17] Princeton
    No, actually, could you lend him to me?
[05:19] Momo
    Who are you, again?
[05:22] Princeton
    Oh, excuse me.
[05:24] Princeton
    I'm Princeton the lawyer.
[05:27] Princeton
    This is Lalah.
[05:28] Lalah
    Hello, there!
[05:30] Momo
    It's nice to meet you.
[05:31] Momo
    I'm Minky Momo.
[05:33] Momo
    And this horse is called Gachon Shinbori.
[05:35] Princeton
    All right, Momo.
[05:37] Princeton
    Lalah and I have to go to a place
    called Bang Bang City in Texas.
[05:42] Momo
    And you need Gachon Shinbori to get there?
[05:44] Momo
    Wouldn't taking a plane or a car be faster?
[05:47] Princeton
    I'm afraid it's not so simple.
[05:51] Princeton
    Please let me explain.
[05:54] Princeton
    A wealthy man named Oil
    lives in Bang Bang City.
[05:58] Princeton
    One night, he called me
    to his bedside and said...
[06:01] (Flashback) Oil
    I told you my only remaining blood
    relative was my grandson, Johnny, but...
[06:07] (Flashback) Princeton
    Y-Yes?
[06:08] (Flashback) Oil
    I had a daughter who passed away.
[06:12] (Flashback) Oil
    She died giving birth to a girl named Lalah.
[06:15] (Flashback) Princeton
    You mean... this "Lalah"
    is your granddaughter?
[06:20] (Flashback) Oil
    Precisely.
[06:21] (Flashback) Oil
    I want to see that she
    gets part of my estate.
[06:23] (Flashback) Oil
    Princeton, please do everything
    you can to find her.
[06:27] (Flashback) Princeton
    I certainly will!
[06:28] (Flashback) Oil
    Please do.
[06:32] (Flashback) Johnny
    Hey, Princeton.
[06:33] (Flashback) Princeton
    Oh, Master Johnny.
[06:37] (Flashback) Johnny
    I heard the whole story.
[06:39] (Flashback) Johnny
    Hey, Princeton, how about working with me?
[06:43] (Flashback) Princeton
    What do you mean?
[06:44] (Flashback) Johnny
    Let's pretend Lalah never existed!
[06:47] (Flashback) Johnny
    Then all the inheritance will go to me.
[06:49] (Flashback) Johnny
    I'll see you're well compensated for it.
[06:50] (Flashback) Princeton
    I will not do that! I'm a lawyer!
[06:53] (Flashback) Princeton
    Now, if you'll excuse me...
[06:56] (Flashback) Johnny
    What a stubborn jerk.
[06:58] (Flashback) Johnny
    Just you watch, then.
[06:59] Princeton
    I searched diligently for one month.
[07:02] Princeton
    And at last, in San Francisco, I found Lalah!
[07:07] (Flashback) Lalah
    I have a grandfather?!
[07:08] Princeton
    I tried to return to Bang
    Bang City with Lalah.
[07:11] Princeton
    But the airports, the stations, the
    highways... all of them were being watched
[07:16] Princeton
    by gangsters working for Master Johnny!
[07:18] Princeton
    "How are we going to get from San Francisco
    to Bang Bang City?" I wondered.
[07:23] Princeton
    But when I saw this horse,
    the idea came to me!
[07:27] Princeton
    If we travel the plains
    in a horse-drawn carriage,
[07:29] Princeton
    we can reach Bang Bang City with
    Master Johnny none the wiser!
[07:33] Momo
    What a good idea!
[07:34] Princeton
    Will you help me, then?
[07:35] Momo
    Of course!
[07:37] Momo
    Wait just a minute. I'll be right back.
[07:39] Momo
    Come on, fellas!
[07:40] Trio
    Right!
SIGN    Hey, Momo!
SIGN    You're not going to suggest we take the Gourmet Poppo, are you?
[07:53] Momo
    Oh, of course not! That
    would be such a waste.
[07:57] Sind
    A waste?
[07:58] Momo
    We've come this far.
[08:00] Momo
    We can't go back without
    playing Western first!
[08:03] Sind
    I-I'm not down for that...
[08:05] Sind
    This isn't a game!
[08:06] Pipil
    I'm in!
[08:07] Mocha
    Me too!
[08:09] Mocha
    What about you, Gachon Shinbori?
[08:10] Gachon
    I've come this far! Let's do it!
[08:13] Momo
    Okay, then it's decided!
[08:15] Mocha
    Yeah!
[08:17] Sind
    Go ahead and try, then.
[08:25] Sind
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[08:27] Sind
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[08:30] Sind
    Become a Western gunslinger
    with an adult touch!
[09:01] Momo
    I'm ready. We can head out any time.
[09:05] Pipil
    You look perfect!
[09:06] Mocha
    Right out of a Western!
[09:08] Gachon
    But what about the carriage?
[09:10] Momo
    Leave that to me.
[09:24] Momo
    That's entertainment!
[09:26] Momo
    A perfect match.
[09:27] Gachon
    It's great. I'm raring to go!
[09:32] Princeton
    What are those little ones up to?
[09:35] Lalah
    Look, Mr. Princeton!
[09:43] Momo
    Hi! Hello, there!
[09:46] Princeton
    A-And you are...?
[09:48] Momo
    Momo told me the whole story.
[09:50] Momo
    I'm a mercenary for hire.
[09:52] Momo
    Just leave it all to me!
[09:55] Princeton
    R-Right...
[09:57] Momo
    Get on. We don't have time!
[09:59] Princeton
    That's right. Let's hurry, Lalah!
[10:02] Momo
    Okay!
[10:05] Momo
    Moving out, Gachon Shinbori!
[10:10] Momo
    Forward, ho!
[10:21] Momo
    Here we are! This feels like America!
[10:24] Momo
    You need that authenticity!
[10:27] Princeton
    Could you hurry a bit? We can
    admire the scenery later.
[10:30] Momo
    No worries.
[10:31] Momo
    Go, Gachon Shinbori!
[10:46] Johnny
    The doctor says he's just
    got a few days to live.
[10:49] Johnny
    That inheritance is as good as mine!
[10:54] Johnny
    Yeah, it's me.
[10:55] Johnny
    What?!
[10:56] Johnny
    Princeton did that?
[10:57] Johnny
    Got it.
[10:59] Johnny
    He's coming in a horse-drawn carriage.
[11:01] Johnny
    As if that'd work.
[11:02] Oil
    Lalah... why hasn't Lalah come yet?
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    Minky Momo
[11:42] Princeton
    The US Cavalry once fought
    Indians in this area.
[11:46] Momo
    Wow!
[11:48] Momo
    Cheyanne, Sioux, Comanche!
[11:50] Momo
    I expect arrows to come
    flying at me any minute!
[11:54] Pipil
    What a thrill!
[11:55] Mocha
    Bring on the arrows!
[11:57] Sind
    This isn't a movie.
[12:01] Princeton
    Wh-What the...
[12:02] Lalah
    What happened?
[12:03] Momo
    Mr. Princeton, look!
[12:12] Johnny
    There!
[12:15] Princeton
    M-Master Johnny?
[12:16] Lalah
    That's Johnny?
[12:18] Momo
    The black hats arrive, eh?
[12:20] Momo
    The whole cast's in place, then.
[12:21] Momo
    Gachon Shinbori, full speed ahead!
[12:23] Gachon
    Leave it to me!
[12:34] Mocha
    Here they come!
[13:04] Momo
    Gachon Shinbori, to the river!
[13:18] Lalah
    Mr. Princeton!
[13:23] Momo
    Lalah!
[13:31] Sind
    Serves you right. Serves you right.
[13:35] Lalah
    Help me!
[13:40] Princeton
    You! Unhand Lalah!
[13:42] Johnny
    I don't think so!
[13:43] Johnny
    I'm taking her with me!
[13:47] Princeton
    Give back Lalah!
[13:49] Johnny
    Shake him off!
[13:50] Man
    Got it!
[13:56] Lalah
    Help me!
[14:00] Princeton
    Ow, ow...
[14:01] Princeton
    Lalah!
[14:24] Momo
    Mr. Princeton.
[14:26] Momo
    I'll see through the job you hired me for.
[14:28] Princeton
    Thank you. Please do.
[14:32] Momo
    Hi-ho, Gachon Shinbori!
[14:54] Lalah
    I don't want the inheritance!
[14:57] Lalah
    I just want to meet my grandfather!
[15:00] Johnny
    This is the Wild West. Your
    cries fall on deaf ears.
[15:04] Man
    Master.
[15:04] Johnny
    What?
[15:05] Man
    Looks like someone's coming.
[15:09] Johnny
    Okay, watch the girl.
[15:10] Man
    Right.
[15:15] Man
    That way.
[15:34] Johnny
    The girl from before, eh?
[15:38] Momo
    Johnny! I'm here for Lalah!
[15:41] Johnny
    Not happening. Get her!
[15:49] Johnny
    Keep firing!
[16:01] Johnny
    You get her?
[16:03] Man
    Yeah.
[16:07] Momo
    I'm over here!
[16:14] Johnny
    When did you... and how?!
[16:18] Momo
    The usual trick.
[16:23] Johnny
    Darn it!
[16:24] Momo
    Get ready!
[16:38] Johnny
    You stink! You totally missed your target!
[16:42] Momo
    You think that, do you?
[16:44] Johnny
    Huh?
[16:51] Momo
    Sorry to disappoint.
[17:07] Momo
    Sorry for the wait!
[17:12] Momo
    Let's go.
[17:13] Lalah
    Okay!
[17:15] Johnny
    Hold it.
[17:22] Johnny
    He's a stubborn one.
[17:24] Johnny
    I'll admit you put up a good fight, lady.
[17:27] Johnny
    But it's over now.
[17:29] Johnny
    If you don't wanna get hurt,
    leave the girl and get going.
[17:34] Lalah
    Lalah. When I give the signal, jump inside.
[17:44] Johnny
    Don't try any funny business.
[17:51] Momo
    Now!
[17:52] Lalah
    Right!
[18:30] Momo
    Hi!
[18:39] Momo
    See you later.
[18:44] Johnny
    I can't stand it!
[19:11] Oil
    A-Are you L-Lalah?
[19:13] Lalah
    Yes, Grandpa!
[19:16] Oil
    You're the spitting image of my daughter!
[19:18] Oil
    Yes, you are my granddaughter!
[19:21] Lalah
    Grandpa!
[19:27] Doctor
    His color has improved.
[19:30] Doctor
    His heart rate has stabilized
    and his fever's gone.
[19:32] Doctor
    It's a miracle recovery!
[19:35] Lalah
    Grandpa!
[19:36] Oil
    Lalah!
[19:38] Lalah
    I've wanted to meet you so much, Grandpa!
[19:47] Momo
    A happy ending, huh?
[19:48] Pipil
    It was worth coming here to the West!
[20:06] King
    It managed to work itself
    out this time again!
[20:09] King
    And Gunslinger Momo looked so cool!
[20:12] King
    I wanna go to the Wild West myself!
[20:14] King
    Hi-ho! Hi-ho! Hi-ho!
[20:16] Queen
    Do you, darling?
[20:19] King
    Do I what?
[20:20] Queen
    When you go to the Wild West, I'll join you.
[20:25] Queen
    Get ready, darling!
[20:27] King
    Save me! Save me! Save me!
[20:31] King
    That scared me!
[20:35] King
    Don't laugh at me! Laugh with me!
[20:38] Queen
    I'm glad it turned out well this time.
[20:42] Queen
    But the Wild West should
    really be left to the movies.
[20:46] King
    Hey, it's all good! La-dee-da!
[20:57] Momo
    Now, we've got to get back by dinner!
SIGN    Yeah, I'm getting pretty hungry!
[21:02] Mocha
    Me too!
[21:03] Pipil
    And me!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:10] Momo
    A shriek pierces the dark.
[22:11] Momo
    Another young woman goes missing.
[22:14] Momo
    Who are the mysterious figures lurking
    in the dilapidated old mansion?
[22:16] Momo
    Monsters! Dracula and a Wolfman!
[22:19] Momo
    At last, Minky Momo becomes a horror series!
[22:23] Momo
    What will become of the lovers
    stripped apart by evil hands?!
[22:26] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:28] Momo
    "A Love Attack in a Haunted House."
[22:30] Momo
    I'll be bringing you a sleepless night.