E23 - The House Crashing King

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    Fairy Princess
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    The House Crashing King
[01:17] Momo
    "The House Crashing King."
[01:31] Mama
    Don't you love being all clean and groomed?
[01:34] Mama
    You're so adorable.
[01:36] King
    'Scuse me!
[01:38] Mama
    Oh, dear!
[01:42] King
    A fine day to you!
[01:43] Mama
    W-Welcome!
[01:45] King
    Oh, the mistress of the pet shop!
[01:48] King
    How splendid!
[01:49] King
    You're truly lovely! So charming!
[01:51] Mama
    A-Am I?
[01:54] Momo
    I'm home!
[01:56] King
    I fear I'll be staying here for some time...
SIGN    Wait, are you...
[02:02] King
    Hey, Momo, it's been a while!
[02:04] Mama
    Momo?
[02:05] Mama
    Do you know this man?
[02:07] King
    But of course, of course, of course she does!
[02:09] King
    Momo is my—
[02:10] Momo
    Oh, er...
[02:12] Momo
    Let's just laugh our way
    through this, ha ha ha!
[02:16] Papa
    Dear?
[02:17] Papa
    Oh, a visitor?
[02:24] Papa
    Er... can I help you?
[02:27] King
    I can't stand it! I can't stand it!
[02:28] King
    He's more attractive than I am!
[02:31] King
    Not by much, but still! I can't stand it!
[02:33] Momo
    A-Anyway, let's go over there!
[02:37] Momo
    Come on! Come on!
[02:37] King
    I can't stand it! Can't
    stand it! Can't stand it!
[02:40] Mama
    What was that all about?
[02:51] Mocha
    I knew it was the king!
SIGN    What's going on here?
[02:54] King
    What do you think's going on?
[02:56] King
    I've decided to move to Earth!
[02:59] King
    Isn't that fun?!
[03:01] Mocha
    You can't! What about Fenarinarsa?
[03:05] Momo
    Yeah!
[03:06] Momo
    Besides, I've got so much to do.
[03:08] Momo
    I keep getting dragged
    into the strangest events!
[03:11] Momo
    I don't have time to look after you, Papa!
[03:14] King
    You don't have to be so mad, Momo!
[03:17] King
    La-dee-da, let it work itself out!
[03:26] Pipil
    So shallow!
[03:27] King
    My, how it's changed since I was
    last here a thousand years ago!
[03:31] King
    Very good, very good!
[03:39] King
    Oh, I'm thirsty!
[03:41] King
    Good, a spring!
[03:43] King
    To collect water from the spring...
[03:46] King
    Hello? Hello?
[03:48] King
    Won't you give me something to drink?!
[03:50] King
    Hey! You!
[03:51] Man
    You dummy. You gotta put money in first.
[03:54] King
    Money? Where would I find that?
[03:56] Man
    Well, I guess you'd have to go to the bank.
[03:59] King
    Oh, the bank! And where's that?
[04:03] Man
    Over there.
[04:11] King
    Here it is!
[04:14] Pipil
    What does His Majesty mean to do?
[04:16] Sind
    You don't think he's going
    to rob the bank, do you?
[04:20] Mocha
    This is hardly the time for jokes!
[04:26] Pipil
    It wasn't as much of a joke as you thought!
[04:27] Momo
    I guess not!
[04:29] Momo
    I've got to do something!
[04:36] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[04:38] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[04:41] Momo
    Become a normal girl with an adult touch!
[05:06] Police
    He might be hiding something.
[05:08] Police
    Right.
[05:10] Momo
    Excuse me! I'm sorry for all the trouble...
[05:14] Cop
    Look out, girl!
[05:15] King
    What's all the fuss?
[05:16] King
    I just asked for the money,
    and they all jumped on me!
[05:21] Momo
    Don't worry. This man is completely harmless.
[05:24] Momo
    I'm his caretaker, you see...
[05:28] King
    What's this toy here? Let me have a look.
[05:31] Cop
    Don't move!
[05:33] Momo
    Calm down, everyone! Please calm down!
[05:36] King
    Yes, everyone should just calm down!
[05:38] King
    We've all got to be calm.
[05:39] King
    Calm, calm. Very calm.
[05:40] Momo
    Let's go, let's go!
[05:43] Cop
    You think he's... you know?
[05:44] Cop
    Yeah.
[05:49] Momo
    Papa. I can't look after you all day.
[05:53] King
    What are you so mad about, Momo?
[05:55] Momo
    Darn it.
[05:57] Momo
    I'll have to change my tactics.
[06:01] Momo
    Papa, what happened?
[06:03] Momo
    Mama must miss you.
[06:04] Momo
    You have to go home!
[06:05] King
    But I don't have a way to get home.
[06:08] King
    And your mama doesn't miss me at all!
[06:11] King
    I'm happier without her, as well!
[06:15] Momo
    I get it now! You had a fight with Mama!
[06:18] Mocha
    And you got kicked out
    of Fenarinarsa for that?
[06:21] King
    I certainly was not kicked out!
[06:23] King
    I'm a man!
[06:24] King
    I strode right out of there...
[06:26] King
    And then I fell off.
[06:30] Momo
    What do you mean? Teach me!
[06:33] King
    Oh, what a question!
[06:36] King
    Truly a tearjerking tale!
[06:43] (Flashback) King
    There!
[06:45] (Flashback) King
    There!
[06:47] (Flashback) King
    There and there...
[06:48] (Flashback) Queen
    Really, you're playing around again?
[06:51] (Flashback) King
    C'mon, play with me!
[06:53] (Flashback) King
    It's not good for your health
    to be so serious all the time!
[06:55] (Flashback) Queen
    Play with you?!
[06:57] (Flashback) Queen
    What a frivolous request!
[06:58] (Flashback) Queen
    Aren't you even the slightest
    bit worried about Momo?
[07:01] (Flashback) Queen
    Play? What an absurd suggestion!
[07:03] (Flashback) Queen
    You're giving me vertigo...
[07:04] (Flashback) King
    I'm sorry to hear that!
[07:06] (Flashback) King
    Oh! Oh, oh!
[07:10] (Flashback) King
    What's going on?
[07:11] (Flashback) King
    What's happening?!
[07:13] (Flashback) King
    I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
[07:19] (Flashback) King
    Oh! Would you look at that?
[07:21] (Flashback) Queen
    My!
[07:28] (Flashback) Queen
    Dossie! It's my pet, Dossie!
[07:35] (Flashback) Queen
    My sweet Dossie! You're awake at last?
[07:42] King
    And that was when I got a
    bad feeling in my bones.
[07:45] King
    And indeed, my fear came true!
[07:49] (Flashback) King
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[07:53] (Flashback) King
    It needs more salt.
[07:56] (Flashback) King
    In that case...
[07:59] (Flashback) King
    Dossie, Dossie, Do-see
    what you put me through!
[08:06] (Flashback) King
    Why do I have to make food for Dossie?!
[08:11] (Flashback) Queen
    Fetch!
[08:30] (Flashback) Queen
    Dossie, come get it!
[08:43] King
    And that wasn't all!
[08:51] (Flashback) King
    Darling? My darling?
[08:54] (Flashback) King
    Oh... when did you get so big?
[09:00] (Flashback) King
    What in the world is all this?!
[09:10] (Flashback) King
    I'm falling!
[09:14] (Flashback) King
    I was wrong to ever marry you!
[09:18] (Flashback) King
    Forget you! Forget you!
[09:20] (Flashback) King
    I'm forgetting all about you!
[09:22] (Flashback) King
    I hate you!
[09:26] (Flashback) King
    No more, no more, no more!
[09:32] (Flashback) King
    What the... what the?!
[09:44] (Flashback) King
    Oh, this is terrible!
[09:47] (Flashback) King
    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
[10:25] (Flashback) King
    Oh, there we are! This is the hip
    mode of dress of a modern man!
[10:31] King
    Right? Don't I look hip?
[10:34] Momo
    This is a disaster!
[10:35] King
    I've made up my mind!
[10:37] King
    I'm gonna make a cozy family here on Earth.
[10:41] Momo
    With who?
[10:42] King
    With the mistress of the pet shop, of course!
[10:47] Momo
    Wait a minute!
[10:47] Momo
    The mistress of the pet shop has the world's
    greatest veterinarian for a husband!
[10:51] King
    Well, I know it won't be easy,
[10:54] King
    but I'm sure it'll work itself out!
[10:56] Mocha
    I'm speechless!
[10:59] King
    No worries, no worries!
[11:02] King
    Life is rosy, scarlet red!
[11:05] King
    Oh, my darling!
[11:07] Momo
    What in the world?
[11:08] Momo
    I give up!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:36] Foreman
    Our factory creates cars through
    a fully automated process.
[11:42] Foreman
    No manpower needed!
[11:45] Rep
    What's that man doing there, then?
[11:50] Foreman
    Oh, it's an emergency! Someone help!
[11:53] Foreman
    Stop the machines! Stop the machines!
[11:57] King
    La, la...
[11:59] King
    La-dee-da!
[12:01] Foreman
    Someone has to stop it!
[12:03] Woman
    But the automated system is
    designed to run 24 hours a day!
[12:07] King
    La-dee-da!
[12:09] King
    La-dee-da!
[12:13] King
    La, la, la!
[12:14] Foreman
    Oh, this is terrible!
[12:19] King
    What a treat! It's so much fun!
[12:21] Momo
    Oh, Papa!
SIGN    Momo, transform already!
[12:24] King
    Thank you so, so much!
[12:27] Foreman
    I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
[12:33] Momo
    Sir, speak to me!
[12:36] Momo
    Oh, Papa, you're hopeless!
[12:38] Momo
    How are you even a real grown-up?
[12:44] King
    Momo, what are you so angry about?
[12:48] Momo
    Papa, this isn't Fenarinarsa!
[12:51] Momo
    You have to be more careful!
[12:53] King
    Oh, don't you worry!
[12:55] King
    I'm just fine! I'm as fit as an ox!
[12:59] Momo
    Oh, forget you!
[13:01] Trio
    Forget you! Forget you!
[13:11] King
    And away I go!
[13:28] King
    With nowhere to hide... the poor people!
[13:31] King
    Take off!
[13:33] King
    Go!
[13:48] Pipil
    Oh dear, oh dear!
[13:49] Pipil
    Momo! His Majesty's missing!
[14:01] Momo
    Oh, dear! Papa must be behind this!
[14:04] Sind
    M-Momo, look at that!
[14:12] Momo
    I-I've got to do something!
[14:29] Momo
    Now, to finish the job!
[14:31] All
    Go!
[14:45] King
    Sneak, sneak, sneak!
[14:47] King
    Oh, I'd better...
[14:54] King
    What lovely stems you have!
[15:02] Momo
    Papa.
[15:03] Momo
    What kind of father runs his
    own daughter ragged like this?!
[15:07] King
    Oh, please don't be so mad at me!
[15:10] King
    I just thought it looked
    fun, so I decided to try...
[15:15] Mama
    What's the matter, Momo?
[15:17] King
    Oh, my beloved darling!
[15:21] Papa
    What's going on here, Momo?
[15:23] Momo
    Papa! Tell this man to go home already!
[15:26] Momo
    He's got his own very beautiful wife at home!
[15:29] Papa
    Wait, you ran out on your family?
[15:33] Man
    I only ran out on my wife!
[15:35] Man
    My daughter is—
[15:36] Momo
    Hush, now!
[15:38] Mama
    That's not nice. You have to go home.
[15:41] King
    But my wife is treating me terribly!
[15:43] King
    She doesn't love me at all!
[15:46] Mama
    Oh, you poor thing!
[15:48] Papa
    Dear?
[15:48] King
    And so, my lady...
[15:50] King
    You're such a kindly person!
[15:53] King
    Count the kisses, one-two-three...
[15:55] Papa
    Stop that, you! It's time to go!
[15:59] Mama
    But the poor man!
[16:00] Mama
    Surely we could let him stay a few
    days while he gets himself together.
[16:04] Papa
    Dear! You can't possibly
    care more about him—
[16:07] Mama
    Dear! This is awful! Don't you trust me?
[16:11] Papa
    You're the one who doesn't trust me!
[16:13] Papa
    You accused me of sneaking
    bites of donuts last March!
[16:16] Mama
    And three years ago, you cheated at cards!
[16:20] Mama
    You cheater!
[16:20] Momo
    Now, now, don't fight—
[16:22] Papa
    Stay out of this, child!
[16:24] Papa
    The ice cream two years ago and
    the takoyaki five years ago...
[16:24] Mama
    You blame everything on me! Every time!
[16:28] Papa
    You blamed it all on me!
[16:28] Momo
    What do I transform into for this?
[16:30] Papa
    Don't be ridiculous, dear!
[16:31] Sind
    There's nothing you can do.
[16:32] Sind
    With domestic squabbles, it's
    best to let sleeping monkeys lie!
[16:34] Mocha
    It's "let sleeping dogs lie," you lazy dog!
[16:37] King
    I see.
[16:38] King
    So that's the way it is...
[16:43] King
    La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da...
[16:47] Momo
    Oh, dear...
[16:51] King
    Oh, it's hopeless.
[16:54] Momo
    Papa! Where are you going?
[16:57] King
    Heartbreak.
[16:58] King
    I'm going on a journey to
    sooth my wounded heart!
[17:03] King
    They say fighting is a sign
    of a healthy relationship,
[17:05] King
    and their relationship is so healthy,
    there's clearly no room for me.
[17:08] King
    I'm disillusioned!
[17:12] Momo
    He never had a chance from the start.
[17:15] Sind
    Well, it's a good learning experience.
[17:23] King
    Beyond the sky... that's
    where my darling lies!
[17:34] King
    Darling! I wanna go home!
[17:43] King
    Oh, what should I do now? La-dee-da...
[17:52] Queen
    Darling. It was all my fault!
[17:55] Queen
    Please come home soon!
[18:02] King
    I wanna come home.
[18:04] King
    But how do I do it?
[18:06] King
    A flying saucer? A space shuttle?
[18:10] King
    If I at least had Icarus's
    wings, I could return.
[18:15] Queen
    Icarus's wings?
[18:17] Queen
    I think I may have some
    wings in my dowry set...
[18:24] Queen
    How strange. I was sure they were here...
[18:28] Queen
    There they are! There!
[18:34] Queen
    Oh, they're a bit moth-eaten.
[18:36] Queen
    They've been in there for two
    thousand years, after all...
[18:40] Queen
    Darling, take these and come home!
[18:48] King
    Of course! My darling threw them for me!
[18:51] King
    Wait for me! I'm on my way!
[19:03] Momo
    Papa!
[19:05] King
    Go! Now, start the BGM!
[19:11] King
    One, two, and three!
[19:18] King
    Oh, oh, oh!
[19:24] King
    I knew this wasn't going to work!
[19:34] King
    I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm flying!
[19:36] King
    I did it!
[19:41] Momo
    Papa!
[19:43] King
    Oh, Momo!
[19:44] King
    Look at me! Don't I look cool?
[19:48] King
    Momo, I'm sorry about all the trouble!
[19:50] King
    I'll be returning to Fenarinarsa now!
[19:54] Momo
    That's for the best!
[19:55] Momo
    I'm sure Mama's waiting
    for you in the castle!
[19:57] King
    Be well, Momo!
[20:00] Momo
    You take care, too, Papa!
[20:02] Momo
    Say hi to Mama!
[20:04] Pipil
    Your Majesty, farewell!
[20:06] Sind
    Farewell, farewell!
[20:07] Mocha
    Bye-bye!
[20:09] King
    Farewell to all!
[20:23] Momo
    He's gone.
[20:26] Sind
    Momo...
[20:42] Papa
    Well... we decided to go see
    a movie to help us make up.
[20:47] Mama
    Would you like to come with us, Momo?
[20:50] Momo
    Yes!
[20:52] Momo
    Let's go! Let's go!
[20:55] Momo
    You guys stay home.
[20:58] Momo
    Let's go!
[20:59] Mocha
    Stay home? That's no fun.
[21:01] Sind
    It's good to be together, la-dee-da.
[21:05] Momo
    What will we see?
[21:07] Momo
    I'm not sure.
[21:08] Momo
    Maybe one of those animated movies you love!
[21:10] Momo
    Okay!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:08] Momo
    Oh, I'm in an awful situation!
[22:11] Momo
    Three weeks in a row, my
    pendant hasn't lit up!
[22:15] Momo
    We only get another jewel
    every four times, right?
[22:16] Momo
    We're going to miss out on doing a happy
    tear for every month's birthstone!
[22:19] Momo
    Minky Momo, picking up the pace!
[22:21] Momo
    Now, next time features that famous
    horse, the mysterious unicorn!
[22:25] Momo
    Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:27] Momo
    "The Wandering Unicorn."
[22:29] Momo
    A unicorn wanders the world
    seeking human kindness.
[22:32] Momo
    I'll give him a happy gift!
[22:33] Momo
    I'll get that pendant lit up this time!