# E23 - The House Crashing King
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG378N/the-house-crashing-king)
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Fairy Princess
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The House Crashing King
**[01:17] Momo**
"The House Crashing King."
**[01:31] Mama**
Don't you love being all clean and groomed?
**[01:34] Mama**
You're so adorable.
**[01:36] King**
'Scuse me!
**[01:38] Mama**
Oh, dear!
**[01:42] King**
A fine day to you!
**[01:43] Mama**
W-Welcome!
**[01:45] King**
Oh, the mistress of the pet shop!
**[01:48] King**
How splendid!
**[01:49] King**
You're truly lovely! So charming!
**[01:51] Mama**
A-Am I?
**[01:54] Momo**
I'm home!
**[01:56] King**
I fear I'll be staying here for some time...
***SIGN*** Wait, are you...
**[02:02] King**
Hey, Momo, it's been a while!
**[02:04] Mama**
Momo?
**[02:05] Mama**
Do you know this man?
**[02:07] King**
But of course, of course, of course she does!
**[02:09] King**
Momo is my—
**[02:10] Momo**
Oh, er...
**[02:12] Momo**
Let's just laugh our way
through this, ha ha ha!
**[02:16] Papa**
Dear?
**[02:17] Papa**
Oh, a visitor?
**[02:24] Papa**
Er... can I help you?
**[02:27] King**
I can't stand it! I can't stand it!
**[02:28] King**
He's more attractive than I am!
**[02:31] King**
Not by much, but still! I can't stand it!
**[02:33] Momo**
A-Anyway, let's go over there!
**[02:37] Momo**
Come on! Come on!
**[02:37] King**
I can't stand it! Can't
stand it! Can't stand it!
**[02:40] Mama**
*What was that all about?*
**[02:51] Mocha**
I *knew* it was the king!
***SIGN*** What's going on here?
**[02:54] King**
What do you think's going on?
**[02:56] King**
I've decided to move to Earth!
**[02:59] King**
Isn't that fun?!
**[03:01] Mocha**
You can't! What about Fenarinarsa?
**[03:05] Momo**
Yeah!
**[03:06] Momo**
Besides, I've got so much to do.
**[03:08] Momo**
I keep getting dragged
into the strangest events!
**[03:11] Momo**
I don't have time to look after you, Papa!
**[03:14] King**
You don't have to be so mad, Momo!
**[03:17] King**
La-dee-da, let it work itself out!
**[03:26] Pipil**
So shallow!
**[03:27] King**
My, how it's changed since I was
last here a thousand years ago!
**[03:31] King**
Very good, very good!
**[03:39] King**
Oh, I'm thirsty!
**[03:41] King**
Good, a spring!
**[03:43] King**
To collect water from the spring...
**[03:46] King**
Hello? Hello?
**[03:48] King**
Won't you give me something to drink?!
**[03:50] King**
Hey! You!
**[03:51] Man**
You dummy. You gotta put money in first.
**[03:54] King**
Money? Where would I find that?
**[03:56] Man**
Well, I guess you'd have to go to the bank.
**[03:59] King**
Oh, the bank! And where's that?
**[04:03] Man**
Over there.
**[04:11] King**
Here it is!
**[04:14] Pipil**
What does His Majesty mean to do?
**[04:16] Sind**
You don't think he's going
to rob the bank, do you?
**[04:20] Mocha**
This is hardly the time for jokes!
**[04:26] Pipil**
It wasn't as much of a joke as you thought!
**[04:27] Momo**
I guess not!
**[04:29] Momo**
I've got to do something!
**[04:36] Momo**
Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
**[04:38] Momo**
Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
**[04:41] Momo**
Become a normal girl with an adult touch!
**[05:06] Police**
He might be hiding something.
**[05:08] Police**
Right.
**[05:10] Momo**
Excuse me! I'm sorry for all the trouble...
**[05:14] Cop**
Look out, girl!
**[05:15] King**
What's all the fuss?
**[05:16] King**
I just asked for the money,
and they all jumped on me!
**[05:21] Momo**
Don't worry. This man is completely harmless.
**[05:24] Momo**
I'm his caretaker, you see...
**[05:28] King**
What's this toy here? Let me have a look.
**[05:31] Cop**
Don't move!
**[05:33] Momo**
Calm down, everyone! Please calm down!
**[05:36] King**
Yes, everyone should just calm down!
**[05:38] King**
We've all got to be calm.
**[05:39] King**
Calm, calm. Very calm.
**[05:40] Momo**
Let's go, let's go!
**[05:43] Cop**
You think he's... you know?
**[05:44] Cop**
Yeah.
**[05:49] Momo**
Papa. I can't look after you all day.
**[05:53] King**
What are you so mad about, Momo?
**[05:55] Momo**
Darn it.
**[05:57] Momo**
*I'll have to change my tactics.*
**[06:01] Momo**
Papa, what happened?
**[06:03] Momo**
Mama must miss you.
**[06:04] Momo**
You have to go home!
**[06:05] King**
But I don't have a way to get home.
**[06:08] King**
And your mama doesn't miss me at all!
**[06:11] King**
I'm happier without her, as well!
**[06:15] Momo**
I get it now! You had a fight with Mama!
**[06:18] Mocha**
And you got kicked out
of Fenarinarsa for that?
**[06:21] King**
I certainly was *not* kicked out!
**[06:23] King**
I'm a man!
**[06:24] King**
I strode right out of there...
**[06:26] King**
And then I fell off.
**[06:30] Momo**
What do you mean? Teach me!
**[06:33] King**
Oh, what a question!
**[06:36] King**
Truly a tearjerking tale!
**[06:43] (Flashback) King**
There!
**[06:45] (Flashback) King**
There!
**[06:47] (Flashback) King**
There and there...
**[06:48] (Flashback) Queen**
Really, you're playing around again?
**[06:51] (Flashback) King**
C'mon, play with me!
**[06:53] (Flashback) King**
It's not good for your health
to be so serious all the time!
**[06:55] (Flashback) Queen**
Play with you?!
**[06:57] (Flashback) Queen**
What a frivolous request!
**[06:58] (Flashback) Queen**
Aren't you even the slightest
bit worried about Momo?
**[07:01] (Flashback) Queen**
Play? What an absurd suggestion!
**[07:03] (Flashback) Queen**
You're giving me vertigo...
**[07:04] (Flashback) King**
I'm sorry to hear that!
**[07:06] (Flashback) King**
Oh! Oh, oh!
**[07:10] (Flashback) King**
What's going on?
**[07:11] (Flashback) King**
What's happening?!
**[07:13] (Flashback) King**
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
**[07:19] (Flashback) King**
Oh! Would you look at that?
**[07:21] (Flashback) Queen**
My!
**[07:28] (Flashback) Queen**
Dossie! It's my pet, Dossie!
**[07:35] (Flashback) Queen**
My sweet Dossie! You're awake at last?
**[07:42] King**
* And that was when I got a*
* bad feeling in my bones.*
**[07:45] King**
*And indeed, my fear came true!*
**[07:49] (Flashback) King**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[07:53] (Flashback) King**
It needs more salt.
**[07:56] (Flashback) King**
In that case...
**[07:59] (Flashback) King**
Dossie, Dossie, Do-see
what you put me through!
**[08:06] (Flashback) King**
Why do I have to make food for Dossie?!
**[08:11] (Flashback) Queen**
Fetch!
**[08:30] (Flashback) Queen**
Dossie, come get it!
**[08:43] King**
*And that wasn't all!*
**[08:51] (Flashback) King**
Darling? My darling?
**[08:54] (Flashback) King**
Oh... when did you get so big?
**[09:00] (Flashback) King**
What in the world is all this?!
**[09:10] (Flashback) King**
I'm falling!
**[09:14] (Flashback) King**
I was wrong to ever marry you!
**[09:18] (Flashback) King**
Forget you! Forget you!
**[09:20] (Flashback) King**
I'm forgetting all about you!
**[09:22] (Flashback) King**
I hate you!
**[09:26] (Flashback) King**
No more, no more, no more!
**[09:32] (Flashback) King**
What the... what the?!
**[09:44] (Flashback) King**
Oh, this is terrible!
**[09:47] (Flashback) King**
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
**[10:25] (Flashback) King**
Oh, there we are! This is the hip
mode of dress of a modern man!
**[10:31] King**
Right? Don't I look hip?
**[10:34] Momo**
This is a disaster!
**[10:35] King**
I've made up my mind!
**[10:37] King**
I'm gonna make a cozy family here on Earth.
**[10:41] Momo**
With who?
**[10:42] King**
With the mistress of the pet shop, of course!
**[10:47] Momo**
Wait a minute!
**[10:47] Momo**
The mistress of the pet shop has the world's
greatest veterinarian for a husband!
**[10:51] King**
Well, I know it won't be easy,
**[10:54] King**
but I'm sure it'll work itself out!
**[10:56] Mocha**
I'm speechless!
**[10:59] King**
No worries, no worries!
**[11:02] King**
Life is rosy, scarlet red!
**[11:05] King**
Oh, my darling!
**[11:07] Momo**
What in the world?
**[11:08] Momo**
I give up!
**[11:12] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:12] sign**
Minky Momo
**[11:36] Foreman**
Our factory creates cars through
a fully automated process.
**[11:42] Foreman**
No manpower needed!
**[11:45] Rep**
What's that man doing there, then?
**[11:50] Foreman**
Oh, it's an emergency! Someone help!
**[11:53] Foreman**
Stop the machines! Stop the machines!
**[11:57] King**
La, la...
**[11:59] King**
La-dee-da!
**[12:01] Foreman**
Someone has to stop it!
**[12:03] Woman**
But the automated system is
designed to run 24 hours a day!
**[12:07] King**
La-dee-da!
**[12:09] King**
La-dee-da!
**[12:13] King**
La, la, la!
**[12:14] Foreman**
Oh, this is terrible!
**[12:19] King**
What a treat! It's so much fun!
**[12:21] Momo**
Oh, Papa!
***SIGN*** Momo, transform already!
**[12:24] King**
Thank you so, so much!
**[12:27] Foreman**
I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
**[12:33] Momo**
Sir, speak to me!
**[12:36] Momo**
Oh, Papa, you're hopeless!
**[12:38] Momo**
How are you even a real grown-up?
**[12:44] King**
Momo, what are you so angry about?
**[12:48] Momo**
Papa, this isn't Fenarinarsa!
**[12:51] Momo**
You have to be more careful!
**[12:53] King**
Oh, don't you worry!
**[12:55] King**
I'm just fine! I'm as fit as an ox!
**[12:59] Momo**
Oh, forget you!
**[13:01] Trio**
Forget you! Forget you!
**[13:11] King**
And away I go!
**[13:28] King**
With nowhere to hide... the poor people!
**[13:31] King**
Take off!
**[13:33] King**
Go!
**[13:48] Pipil**
Oh dear, oh dear!
**[13:49] Pipil**
Momo! His Majesty's missing!
**[14:01] Momo**
Oh, dear! Papa must be behind this!
**[14:04] Sind**
M-Momo, look at that!
**[14:12] Momo**
I-I've got to do something!
**[14:29] Momo**
Now, to finish the job!
**[14:31] All**
Go!
**[14:45] King**
Sneak, sneak, sneak!
**[14:47] King**
Oh, I'd better...
**[14:54] King**
What lovely stems you have!
**[15:02] Momo**
Papa.
**[15:03] Momo**
What kind of father runs his
own daughter ragged like this?!
**[15:07] King**
Oh, please don't be so mad at me!
**[15:10] King**
I just thought it looked
fun, so I decided to try...
**[15:15] Mama**
What's the matter, Momo?
**[15:17] King**
Oh, my beloved darling!
**[15:21] Papa**
What's going on here, Momo?
**[15:23] Momo**
Papa! Tell this man to go home already!
**[15:26] Momo**
He's got his own very beautiful wife at home!
**[15:29] Papa**
Wait, you ran out on your family?
**[15:33] Man**
I only ran out on my wife!
**[15:35] Man**
My daughter is—
**[15:36] Momo**
Hush, now!
**[15:38] Mama**
That's not nice. You have to go home.
**[15:41] King**
But my wife is treating me terribly!
**[15:43] King**
She doesn't love me at all!
**[15:46] Mama**
Oh, you poor thing!
**[15:48] Papa**
Dear?
**[15:48] King**
And so, my lady...
**[15:50] King**
You're such a kindly person!
**[15:53] King**
Count the kisses, one-two-three...
**[15:55] Papa**
Stop that, you! It's time to go!
**[15:59] Mama**
But the poor man!
**[16:00] Mama**
Surely we could let him stay a few
days while he gets himself together.
**[16:04] Papa**
Dear! You can't possibly
care more about him—
**[16:07] Mama**
Dear! This is awful! Don't you trust me?
**[16:11] Papa**
You're the one who doesn't trust me!
**[16:13] Papa**
You accused me of sneaking
bites of donuts last March!
**[16:16] Mama**
And three years ago, you cheated at cards!
**[16:20] Mama**
You cheater!
**[16:20] Momo**
Now, now, don't fight—
**[16:22] Papa**
Stay out of this, child!
**[16:24] Papa**
The ice cream two years ago and
the takoyaki five years ago...
**[16:24] Mama**
You blame everything on me! Every time!
**[16:28] Papa**
You blamed it all on me!
**[16:28] Momo**
What do I transform into for this?
**[16:30] Papa**
Don't be ridiculous, dear!
**[16:31] Sind**
There's nothing you can do.
**[16:32] Sind**
With domestic squabbles, it's
best to let sleeping monkeys lie!
**[16:34] Mocha**
It's "let sleeping *dogs* lie," you lazy dog!
**[16:37] King**
I see.
**[16:38] King**
So that's the way it is...
**[16:43] King**
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da...
**[16:47] Momo**
Oh, dear...
**[16:51] King**
Oh, it's hopeless.
**[16:54] Momo**
Papa! Where are you going?
**[16:57] King**
Heartbreak.
**[16:58] King**
I'm going on a journey to
sooth my wounded heart!
**[17:03] King**
They say fighting is a sign
of a healthy relationship,
**[17:05] King**
and their relationship is so healthy,
there's clearly no room for me.
**[17:08] King**
I'm disillusioned!
**[17:12] Momo**
He never had a chance from the start.
**[17:15] Sind**
Well, it's a good learning experience.
**[17:23] King**
Beyond the sky... that's
where my darling lies!
**[17:34] King**
Darling! I wanna go home!
**[17:43] King**
Oh, what should I do now? La-dee-da...
**[17:52] Queen**
Darling. It was all my fault!
**[17:55] Queen**
Please come home soon!
**[18:02] King**
I wanna come home.
**[18:04] King**
But how do I do it?
**[18:06] King**
A flying saucer? A space shuttle?
**[18:10] King**
If I at least had Icarus's
wings, I could return.
**[18:15] Queen**
Icarus's wings?
**[18:17] Queen**
I think I may have some
wings in my dowry set...
**[18:24] Queen**
How strange. I was sure they were here...
**[18:28] Queen**
There they are! There!
**[18:34] Queen**
Oh, they're a bit moth-eaten.
**[18:36] Queen**
They've been in there for two
thousand years, after all...
**[18:40] Queen**
*Darling, take these and come home!*
**[18:48] King**
Of course! My darling threw them for me!
**[18:51] King**
Wait for me! I'm on my way!
**[19:03] Momo**
Papa!
**[19:05] King**
Go! Now, start the BGM!
**[19:11] King**
One, two, and three!
**[19:18] King**
Oh, oh, oh!
**[19:24] King**
I knew this wasn't going to work!
**[19:34] King**
I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm flying!
**[19:36] King**
I did it!
**[19:41] Momo**
Papa!
**[19:43] King**
Oh, Momo!
**[19:44] King**
Look at me! Don't I look cool?
**[19:48] King**
Momo, I'm sorry about all the trouble!
**[19:50] King**
I'll be returning to Fenarinarsa now!
**[19:54] Momo**
That's for the best!
**[19:55] Momo**
I'm sure Mama's waiting
for you in the castle!
**[19:57] King**
Be well, Momo!
**[20:00] Momo**
You take care, too, Papa!
**[20:02] Momo**
Say hi to Mama!
**[20:04] Pipil**
Your Majesty, farewell!
**[20:06] Sind**
Farewell, farewell!
**[20:07] Mocha**
Bye-bye!
**[20:09] King**
Farewell to all!
**[20:23] Momo**
He's gone.
**[20:26] Sind**
Momo...
**[20:42] Papa**
Well... we decided to go see
a movie to help us make up.
**[20:47] Mama**
Would you like to come with us, Momo?
**[20:50] Momo**
Yes!
**[20:52] Momo**
Let's go! Let's go!
**[20:55] Momo**
You guys stay home.
**[20:58] Momo**
Let's go!
**[20:59] Mocha**
Stay home? That's no fun.
**[21:01] Sind**
It's good to be together, la-dee-da.
**[21:05] Momo**
What will we see?
**[21:07] Momo**
I'm not sure.
**[21:08] Momo**
Maybe one of those animated movies you love!
**[21:10] Momo**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:08] Momo**
Oh, I'm in an awful situation!
**[22:11] Momo**
Three weeks in a row, my
pendant hasn't lit up!
**[22:15] Momo**
We only get another jewel
every four times, right?
**[22:16] Momo**
We're going to miss out on doing a happy
tear for every month's birthstone!
**[22:19] Momo**
Minky Momo, picking up the pace!
**[22:21] Momo**
Now, next time features that famous
horse, the mysterious unicorn!
**[22:25] Momo**
*Fairy Princess Minky Momo*:
**[22:27] Momo**
"The Wandering Unicorn."
**[22:29] Momo**
A unicorn wanders the world
seeking human kindness.
**[22:32] Momo**
I'll give him a happy gift!
**[22:33] Momo**
I'll get that pendant lit up this time!