E51 - Last Action

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[00:04] sign
    Minky Momo
[00:04] sign
    Fairy Princess
[01:15] sign
    Last Action
[01:17] Momo
    "Last Action."
[01:22] King
    Hello, everyone!
[01:23] King
    I'm so happy to see you again.
[01:25] King
    Well, we've been dealing with these
    extremely mysterious gemstones.
[01:29] King
    What tale will they reveal to us today?
[01:33] King
    I'm so excited to see it!
[01:35] King
    I think I'll have something
    to eat while I watch!
[01:43] Queen
    Darling!
[01:45] Queen
    Darling!
[01:47] King
    It went down the wrong pipe!
[01:50] Queen
    What's wrong with you? So ill-mannered...
[01:52] King
    It's just, the popcorn... my throat...
[01:55] Queen
    This is absolutely unacceptable
    from Fenarinarsa's king!
[01:59] Queen
    You should let me have some, too.
[02:01] King
    Ack!
[02:05] King
    You shocked me and clocked me, you know!
[02:08] Queen
    Oh, did I?
[02:11] Queen
    But this popcorn is quite
    delicious, isn't it?
[02:14] Queen
    It would only be better with
    a watered-down whiskey.
[02:16] Queen
    Look! It's begun!
[02:18] King
    Right, right...
[02:22] Mama
    How lovely!
[02:23] Mama
    Oh, what will I do?
[02:25] Mama
    I'm walking on air!
[02:27] Mama
    Is this a dream?
[02:28] Mama
    "For my beloved Daisy, from John Wayte."
[02:32] Mama
    Oh, I just can't believe it!
[02:34] Mama
    My beloved Mr. Wayte!
[02:36] Mama
    Kiss!
[02:42] Mama
    An autograph of my beloved John Wayte...
[02:44] Mama
    Where should I display it?
[02:46] Mama
    The kitchen? Or maybe...
[02:48] Mama
    Of course, above my bed!
[02:50] Mama
    So I can kiss it every
    morning and every night!
[02:54] Mama
    Pow, pow!
[02:59] Papa
    Darn it, Kajira!
[03:00] Papa
    I hadn't finished reading that yet!
[03:04] Sind
    He's taking his jealousy
    out on everyone else.
[03:07] Mocha
    Jealous of a movie star's autograph?
[03:10] Pipil
    You brought a terrible thing
    into this house, Momo.
[03:13] Momo
    Well, Mama said she wanted it...
[03:17] Papa
    You hear me, Kajira?
[03:19] Papa
    A newspaper is not—
[03:21] Momo
    Papa.
[03:23] Momo
    What are you so mad about?
[03:26] Papa
    I'm not mad about anything!
[03:28] Momo
    Hey, Papa. Is John Wayte that famous?
[03:33] Papa
    He's a very handsome action star
    who does all his own stunts!
[03:38] Papa
    Though he retired suddenly three years ago.
[03:43] Papa
    Still, I... I never knew my
    own wife was a John Wayte fan!
[03:48] Papa
    "You're the only one I
    love," she always said.
[03:52] Papa
    I hate it!
[04:01] John
    Oh, really?
[04:06] John
    That's quite an honor.
[04:08] John
    She was that happy about
    getting my autograph?
[04:13] Momo
    I'm really sorry, Mr. Wayte.
[04:14] Momo
    I didn't know who you were when I
    had you sign my school notebook.
[04:20] John
    Hey, it's nothing.
[04:22] John
    You're far too young to
    know me from my movies.
[04:25] Momo
    Yes, but...
[04:27] John
    Oh, I know.
[04:29] John
    I'm going to be making a new movie soon.
[04:31] John
    Would you like to watch the filming?
[04:33] Momo
    Really?!
[04:34] John
    Now, let's see...
[04:37] John
    I'll take you to the set this Sunday.
[04:40] Momo
    How lovely!
[04:41] Momo
    This coming Sunday? Okay!
[04:44] John
    You don't have a date scheduled already?
[04:45] Momo
    Oh, of course not!
[04:47] Momo
    If I got one, I'd turn it down!
[04:56] Kent
    John!
[05:11] John
    Oh, hey, Kent.
[05:15] Kent
    John. We need to talk.
[05:18] John
    Right. I'm on my way.
[05:20] John
    Well, Momo, I'll pick you up next Sunday.
[05:23] Momo
    Okay!
[05:30] Mocha
    Nice work, Momo!
[05:31] Momo
    I can't wait until Sunday!
[05:38] John
    What did you want to talk about?
[05:42] Kent
    John. I'm your physician.
[05:45] Kent
    I know your body better than you do.
[05:48] John
    Yeah, I get it.
[05:49] John
    But I'm gonna be in that movie.
[05:52] John
    You can't stop me.
[05:53] Kent
    I won't allow it!
[05:55] Kent
    You shouldn't even be swimming,
    let alone making movies!
[05:58] Kent
    What was your retirement even for, then?
[06:00] John
    It was a mistake for me to retire.
[06:03] John
    The purpose of my life is making movies—
    hot action movies, specifically.
[06:07] Kent
    You fool!
[06:08] Kent
    In your current condition, making
    an action movie could kill you!
[06:12] John
    You're overreacting, Kent.
[06:14] John
    My body won't give up that easily.
[06:16] Kent
    I do have eyes, John.
[06:20] John
    What do you mean?
[06:21] Kent
    What happened when you saw me before?
[06:25] John
    I had water in my eyes.
[06:29] Kent
    You're determined to lie
    your way through this?
[06:34] John
    Sorry, Kent, but I'm
    going to make this movie.
[06:38] John
    Excuse me. I have a script to read.
[06:44] Kent
    John!
[06:46] Kent
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[06:48] John
    Sure.
[07:04] Momo
    A Western town, huh?
[07:06] John
    Is this your first time on a movie set, Momo?
[07:08] Momo
    Yes. It's so exciting!
[07:11] John
    I've got to talk to a few people.
[07:15] John
    I've told them you'd be here, Momo,
    so take your time looking around.
[07:18] Momo
    Okay! Thank you!
[07:20] John
    See you later, then!
[07:22] Momo
    Okay!
[07:24] Momo
    Where's Kajira?
[07:25] Mocha
    He's missing!
[07:32] Momo
    Mister!
[07:34] Momo
    How!
[07:35] Man
    How, miss.
[07:36] Man
    Can I help you?
[07:46] Momo
    Kajira!
[07:48] Man
    Oh! Oh?
[07:50] Man
    Oh?!
[07:54] Momo
    We're sorry!
[07:55] Man
    You!
[07:59] Man
    Get back here!
[08:07] Man
    You...
[08:14] Gang
    Oh, dear!
[08:16] Man
    Hey! Where'd they go?!
[08:27] Man
    Darn it. Where'd they go?
[08:30] Mocha
    Kajira, this is your fault!
[08:32] Sind
    A newcomer like you!
[08:39] Momo
    Kajira, wait!
[08:41] Momo
    Kajira, wait!
[08:48] Momo
    Kajira!
[09:07] Momo
    Wh-What's going on here?
[09:09] Pipil
    It's so creepy!
[09:27] Witch
    Each candle represents one person's lifespan.
[09:31] Witch
    The taller the candle,
    the longer they can live.
[09:36] Momo
    No way!
[09:38] Witch
    Don't believe me, do you?
[09:40] Witch
    Look over there. That
    candle's about to go out.
[09:49] Momo
    Is there something special about that candle?
[09:51] Witch
    That candle represents the
    life of your friend...
[09:54] Witch
    The life of John Wayte!
[09:58] Witch
    It means John's life is hanging by a thread.
[10:03] Momo
    That can't be true! You're lying!
[10:07] Witch
    Am I an actress, or a true witch?
[10:10] Witch
    You knew the minute you laid eyes on me!
[10:14] Witch
    Because you're from Fenarinarsa!
[10:18] Witch
    John Wayte has an incurable disease.
[10:22] Witch
    He's almost completely blind!
[10:24] Momo
    You're lying.
[10:26] Witch
    Will he die of his illness,
[10:28] Witch
    or from an accident on-set
    because he can't see?
[10:32] Momo
    You're lying! You must be lying!
[10:35] Momo
    John won't die! He won't!
[11:03] Momo
    Mr. Director! Where's John?
[11:04] Director
    Hey, Momo. John's up there.
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:19] Director
    Take off! Action!
[11:30] AD
    Eh? What's wrong with him?
[11:32] Director
    Nice one, John! That makes it more realistic!
[12:11] Momo
    Kajira!
[12:14] Director
    John! Stop!
[12:32] Director
    Cut!
[12:40] Director
    That was a very lifelike performance, John!
[12:43] Director
    It's hard to believe you've
    been retired for three years.
[12:45] Momo
    John. I'm so sorry!
[12:48] John
    For what, Momo?
[12:49] Momo
    Kajira is the one who chewed off
    the support for the safety net.
[12:52] John
    The net? What happened to the net?
[12:56] Director
    Yeah, right.
[12:57] Director
    You grabbed the flagpole because
    you saw the net was down, right?
[13:01] John
    Oh, right.
[13:08] Momo
    He couldn't see it.
[13:10] Momo
    Can it be, John's really...
[13:29] Momo
    What's going on?
[13:37] Kent
    Stop this, John.
[13:38] John
    Get out of my way, Kent.
[13:40] John
    Today's car chase scene will wrap up filming.
[13:42] Kent
    You can barely see.
[13:44] Kent
    How are you supposed to run a car chase?
[13:50] John
    I can gauge my speed based on the
    wind and the rumble of the engine.
[13:53] John
    And I've made scrupulous calculations.
[13:55] Kent
    That's too reckless!
[13:57] John
    Kent. I'm asking you as a friend.
[13:59] John
    Let me do this one day.
[14:01] John
    Once the shooting's done,
    I'll do whatever you want.
[14:04] Kent
    John, you...
[14:09] John
    Later, Dr. Kent.
[14:11] John
    Momo?
[14:12] Momo
    John...
[14:19] Director
    You'll speed up to 160 kph, then downshift.
[14:23] Director
    Drop the engine to 3000 rpm for four seconds.
[14:29] Director
    Accelerate to 120 for six seconds.
[14:32] Director
    Downshift, then two seconds at 2500 rpm.
[14:35] Director
    Turn right at 70 kph...
[14:41] Director
    You've only got 10 centimeters'
    clearance on either side here.
[14:44] Director
    I need you to speed up to 140 here.
[14:48] Director
    Reach 200 kph here.
[14:50] Director
    Once the car is off the cliff, you'll
    jump out after three seconds.
[14:53] John
    What's the speed of the plane?
[14:55] Director
    250 kph.
[14:58] John
    I hope it'll work out.
[14:59] Director
    I know you can handle it!
[15:02] John
    Even with my eyes closed?
[15:04] Director
    If anyone could do it, it'd be you!
[15:09] Momo
    John...
[15:30] John
    120 kph.
[15:31] John
    Six, five, four, three, two, one.
[15:37] John
    Downshift!
[15:46] John
    Accelerate to 140 kph.
[16:14] Momo
    John!
[16:20] Momo
    John!
[16:21] All
    Emergency!
[16:24] All
    Hey, are you okay?
[16:25] All
    John!
[16:28] Momo
    John!
[16:29] Director
    Are you all right?
[16:31] John
    Did I mess up?
[16:32] Director
    No, the plane stalled.
[16:34] John
    I see. Do we have a spare plane and car?
[16:37] Director
    Y-Yes, but...
[16:39] John
    One more time!
[16:40] Momo
    John!
[16:41] AD
    It can't be done.
[16:42] AD
    The pilot hurt his leg.
[16:47] AD
    He's the only pilot in the business
    who can pull that stunt off.
[16:49] Director
    We don't have a choice.
[16:51] Director
    We'll have to think up something else.
[16:53] John
    No. Find another pilot!
[16:55] John
    We have to finish filming today!
[16:56] Director
    H-Hey, calm down.
[16:58] John
    This is my last time!
[16:59] John
    My last action scene!
[17:01] John
    It has to happen today!
[17:10] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[17:12] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[17:15] Momo
    Become a stuntman with an adult touch!
[17:47] Momo
    John?
[17:49] Momo
    Hi.
[17:50] John
    Who are you?
[17:51] Momo
    I'm a stuntman. I specialize in planes.
[17:54] John
    You are?
[17:55] Momo
    Could you let me do it?
[18:00] Momo
    Momo told me everything.
[18:02] Momo
    You can't see, right?
[18:04] John
    And you still want to do it?
[18:07] Momo
    What do you want, John?
[18:11] John
    I want to do it.
[18:13] Momo
    Just like me, then.
[18:23] John
    Let's go.
[18:24] John
    I'll explain things to the director.
[18:34] Kent
    When he said he'd be doing his last movie,
[18:37] Kent
    I thought it would be impossible.
[18:41] Director
    I think John knew he was going to die.
[18:45] Director
    That's why he was in such a hurry.
[18:47] Kent
    Yes, I think he knew that.
[19:18] Momo
    Take off at 160 kph.
[19:20] Momo
    Downshift.
[19:27] Momo
    Drive at 120 kph for six seconds.
[19:29] Momo
    Downshift, take the curve at 70 kph.
[19:35] Momo
    Then the tunnel...
[19:41] Momo
    Jump at 200 kph.
[19:44] Momo
    Three, two, one...
[19:47] Momo
    Last action!
[20:48] King
    What a cruel fate!
[20:50] Queen
    It really is.
[20:52] Queen
    I wish I hadn't had to watch
    Momo face such a sad situation.
[20:57] King
    Yes, indeed.
[20:58] King
    Oh, I know!
[20:59] King
    It's that old lady's fault!
[21:01] King
    The old lady with the candles!
[21:04] Momo
    Yes, who was that old lady?
[21:07] King
    A servant of nightmares, or...
[21:10] King
    What's going to happen next?
[21:11] King
    I'm so excited I won't be able to sleep!
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[22:08] Mocha
    I'm Mocha, warrior of love!
[22:11] Mocha
    But I'm also a human
    child... er, monkey child.
[22:14] Mocha
    Sometimes I gaze up at the starry
    sky and think of my lost mother.
[22:19] Mocha
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky
    Momo: "Mocha and the Penguin."
[22:24] Mocha
    A dramatic depiction of a mother's love that
    would put even perfect mothers to shame!
[22:27] Mocha
    I don't care if you're a penguin!
    Just be my mama forever!
[22:31] Mocha
    Oh, I want to cry!
[22:32] Mocha
    But at least I'm the main character!