E13 - The Magician and the Eleven Boys

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    Minky Momo
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    Minky Momo
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    Minky Momo
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    Minky Momo
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    Minky Momo
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    Minky Momo
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    Minky Momo
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    Minky Momo
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    Minky Momo
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    Fairy Princess
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    The Magician and the Eleven Boys
[01:16] Momo
    "The Magician and the Eleven Boys."
[01:25] King
    La-dee-da, what a terrible thing!
[01:27] King
    We didn't draw an ace at all last week!
[01:31] King
    We were so close to getting a pearl!
[01:34] King
    Why didn't it light up?!
[01:38] King
    Oh, were you standing there this whole time?
[01:41] Queen
    I certainly was.
[01:42] King
    You're looking very beautiful today!
[01:44] Queen
    I certainly am!
[01:46] Queen
    This is all the result of your carefree
    "la-dee-da, let it work itself out" approach.
[01:52] King
    Well, the formula's worked
    so well in the past!
[01:56] Queen
    But the world is more complicated than that.
[01:59] Queen
    Momo. Work hard!
[02:01] King
    I'm sure we'll draw an ace this week!
[02:04] Queen
    You still sound so carefree!
[02:06] King
    Free to move along.
[02:17] Ram
    Here I go!
[02:20] Momo
    A kickball game, huh?
SIGN    Momo, that's called soccer!
[02:25] Pipil
    Watching boys passionate
    over sports is so exciting!
[02:29] Pipil
    Which boy is the cutest?!
[02:32] Mocha
    Oh, Pipil, that's all you think about!
SIGN    Looks like there's a match against a neighboring team this Sunday.
SIGN    That's why they're all so excited.
[02:43] Ram
    Get it! Head ball!
[02:44] Boy
    Got it!
[02:49] Boy
    Ouch!
[02:49] Boy
    Ready!
SIGN    Wow, they stink!
[02:58] Mocha
    See no evil, monkey!
[03:00] Pipil
    I can't watch this!
[03:01] Momo
    They do seem to be struggling.
[03:04] Mocha
    Momo, how about using that "adult
    touch" of yours to help them?
[03:07] Momo
    Well, they are my fellow
    citizens. Maybe I'll try it!
[03:10] Momo
    Let's go!
[03:18] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[03:20] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[03:22] Momo
    Become a soccer coach with an adult touch!
[03:51] Momo
    What do you think?
[03:54] Pipil
    You look perfect, Momo!
SIGN    Seems a little revealing to me...
[03:58] Pipil
    She's gotta show her legs! It's soccer!
[04:01] Momo
    Thanks, friends.
[04:08] Ram
    Okay.
[04:09] Ram
    Here I go!
[04:11] Ram
    Take it!
[04:11] Boy
    Got it!
[04:13] Boy
    Take that!
[04:14] Ram
    Head it!
[04:15] Boy
    Got it!
[04:18] Ram
    Oh, c'mon!
[04:22] Boy
    I'm so bored!
[04:23] Ram
    Here comes the shot!
[04:29] Ram
    Ow!
[04:59] Momo
    Hi, everybody!
[05:01] Ram
    Wh-Who are you?
[05:03] Ram
    You can't just come on our field!
[05:05] Momo
    I'm the traveling soccer coach, Minky Momo.
[05:08] Momo
    I came here to work you into shape.
[05:11] Boy
    Wow! A beautiful lady wants to coach us?
[05:14] Boy
    I love older girls!
[05:17] Boy
    I'm so glad I chose to play soccer!
[05:20] Momo
    Do I look that lovely?
[05:23] Boys
    So pretty!
SIGN    Every single time!
[05:28] Momo
    Anyway, let's get training!
[05:31] Ram
    Wait a minute! We don't want your help!
[05:33] Ram
    Soccer is a brutal man's game!
[05:36] Momo
    Oh, you don't think I'm good enough?
[05:39] Ram
    We'll see. Can you block my shot?
[05:42] Momo
    Let's find out.
[05:51] Ram
    Here it comes!
[05:53] Ram
    Take that!
[06:00] Momo
    Bicycle kick!
[06:07] Momo
    Well?
[06:08] Boy
    Awesome!
[06:09] Boy
    Are you the goddess of soccer?
[06:11] Ram
    Please! Please coach us!
[06:15] Momo
    That's what I'm here to do, of course!
[06:17] Momo
    Now, get training!
[06:19] Momo
    I'm one tough coach!
[06:21] Ram
    Thanks!
[06:22] Ram
    Okay, everyone, let's work hard!
[06:24] Boys
    Yeah!
[06:30] Ram
    Uh-oh!
[06:35] Narathel
    Hold it!
[06:40] Sind
    Who's that?
[06:41] Pipil
    A gang boss? An assassin?
[06:43] Pipil
    A kidnapper?
[06:45] Mocha
    A grown man chasing a child around?
[06:47] Mocha
    He'll feel the wrath of Mocha!
[06:48] Momo
    Wait, Mocha!
[06:49] Narathel
    Young Master! Master Ram!
[06:51] Narathel
    It's time for your studies!
[06:53] Ram
    No way! I hate studying!
[06:56] Narathel
    Then I'll use my special skill!
[07:03] Narathel
    Go!
[07:04] Ram
    Ow!
[07:08] Narathel
    And a-one, and a-two, and a-three!
[07:11] Ram
    Let me go! Let me go!
[07:16] Mocha
    Let me at him! Let me at him!
[07:21] Momo
    Wait. Just a moment.
[07:23] Momo
    Who are you?
[07:24] Narathel
    Me?
[07:25] Narathel
    I'm Erac Narathel.
[07:27] Narathel
    I'm Master Ram's home tutor.
[07:29] Momo
    We were practicing soccer.
[07:32] Momo
    You can't just take Ram away.
[07:34] Momo
    It's not nice!
[07:35] Narathel
    Master Ram has studying to do.
[07:38] Momo
    Sports are important too!
[07:40] Narathel
    Sports? I've got stamina training
    built into his schedule.
[07:44] Narathel
    He doesn't require soccer!
[07:46] Momo
    I think that's up to him!
[07:49] Narathel
    What?!
[07:49] Narathel
    Either way, Master Ram doesn't
    have time for your little games!
[07:53] Narathel
    Farewell!
[08:10] Narathel
    Yes, go! Run, run!
[08:13] Narathel
    Yeah, go! No, not like that! Feint!
[08:16] Narathel
    Shoot! Shoot!
[08:18] Narathel
    Oh, they're doomed.
[08:20] Ram
    Let me go! What are you doing?
[08:23] Dad
    Come in.
[08:27] Narathel
    I've brought your son.
[08:30] Dad
    Great.
[08:31] Narathel
    He gave me quite a lot of trouble.
[08:33] Narathel
    Your son appears to prefer
    soccer to studying.
[08:38] Dad
    What? Soccer?
[08:40] Narathel
    Yes.
[08:40] Narathel
    He'll never grow up right if he
    keeps focusing on those silly games.
[08:46] Narathel
    Soccer is an inferior sport,
    played only by snot-nosed brats.
[08:50] Dad
    Now, that might be a little offsides...
[08:52] Ram
    Yeah! I'm not quitting soccer!
[08:54] Ram
    I've got a match on Sunday, too!
[08:56] Dad
    Sunday?
[08:59] Dad
    That won't work.
[09:01] Dad
    The new mayor's holding a "Welcome,
    bigwigs, nice to work with you"
[09:04] Dad
    party this Sunday.
[09:07] Dad
    You'll have to be there too!
[09:09] Ram
    No way! I'm playing soccer then!
[09:11] Ram
    Our team has exactly eleven people!
[09:13] Ram
    If I drop out, they won't be able to play!
[09:16] Dad
    You don't need to take part in
    some local children's match.
[09:19] Dad
    Ram, you'll never become a fine gentleman
[09:22] Dad
    if you keep hanging out
    with those local boys.
[09:24] Narathel
    Precisely! Your friends must
    come from high society!
[09:28] Dad
    Okay, it's settled.
[09:30] Dad
    I'll leave Ram's upbringing to you.
[09:32] Dad
    Get to it!
[09:33] Narathel
    Of course. I give only the harshest training!
[09:37] Narathel
    I'll whip him into shape.
[09:39] Narathel
    Now, Master Ram, let's
    head to your study room.
[09:50] Dad
    That's the way! Yeah!
[09:52] Dad
    Yeah, yeah!
[09:53] Dad
    You've got 'em! Go!
[09:56] Narathel
    Here you are.
[09:58] Narathel
    Now, solve all these practice
    questions in thirty minutes.
[10:02] Ram
    Whatever. Wish I was practicing soccer.
[10:06] Narathel
    Don't get distracted now.
[10:08] Narathel
    If you fail, you get a hundred lashes!
[10:13] Pipil
    He's there!
[10:16] Pipil
    In that room!
[10:17] Momo
    Okay!
[10:18] Momo
    You guys wait here!
[10:23] Mocha
    Momo, are you okay going alone?
[10:25] Momo
    Leave it to me.
[10:26] Momo
    I'm the goddess of soccer right now!
[10:34] Pipil
    Nice shot!
[10:40] Momo
    Hi, Ram! Come on!
[10:42] Ram
    Momo!
[10:45] Narathel
    I didn't see that coming!
[11:01] Momo
    Nice shot!
[11:04] Ram
    Thanks, Momo!
[11:05] Momo
    Very good!
[11:07] Momo
    That match on Sunday might just work out!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:20] Momo
    And then, the Sunday in question arrived.
[11:42] Ram
    That's not happening.
[11:53] Ram
    Gotcha!
[11:55] VO
    Escape. Escape.
[11:58] VO
    The young master is escaping.
[11:58] Ram
    What the heck?!
[12:00] VO
    The young master is escaping.
[12:03] Ram
    Darn it!
[12:13] Narathel
    I'm a professional home tutor.
[12:15] Narathel
    I won't make the same mistake twice!
[12:28] Boy
    Ram got taken to the party after all.
[12:31] Boy
    The match is starting soon. What do we do?
[12:35] Momo
    What we should do!
[12:37] Momo
    We get Ram back!
[12:46] Woman
    Oh, would this be little Ram,
    about whom you're always bragging?
[12:49] Woman
    He's so grown-up!
[12:51] Dad
    C'mon, Ram. Say hello.
[12:55] Woman
    Now, it's just fine.
[13:00] Frog
    Ribbit! Hello.
[13:08] Security
    No, no!
[13:09] Security
    Today's a welcome party for bigwigs!
[13:12] Security
    You're not allowed in!
[13:16] Boy
    They won't let us in.
[13:17] Boy
    What do we do?
[13:18] Momo
    Don't give up!
[13:20] Momo
    There must be a way.
[13:23] Security
    And who are you people?
[13:26] Band
    We're the band!
[13:27] Band
    We're here as party entertainment.
[13:28] Band
    Please let us in.
[13:30] Security
    Um, I'm security.
[13:33] Mocha
    Gosh!
[13:34] Sind
    And they go right in!
[13:37] Pipil
    They looked so hip!
[13:39] Pipil
    Were they a rock band?
[13:41] Momo
    I've got it!
[13:43] Momo
    A magician could get inside!
[13:47] Momo
    Everyone, don't give up yet!
[13:51] Momo
    I'm such a genius!
[13:55] MC
    Now, let's begin the day's attraction!
[14:01] MC
    First up...
[14:02] MC
    What the heck?!
[14:08] Momo
    It's time for Minky Momo's magic show!
[14:14] MC
    What? This wasn't in the program.
[14:16] MC
    I've been undermined!
[14:18] Momo
    Let me take that off your hands.
[14:25] MC
    Oh no!
[14:29] Momo
    Thank you so much!
[14:31] Momo
    Now, some sleight-of-hand.
[14:35] Momo
    Minky Momo, new baton, la-dee-da!
[14:42] Pipil
    They love it!
[14:43] Pipil
    Likely because of my superlative beauty!
[14:46] Momo
    Next up...
[14:49] Momo
    As you can see, there's nothing inside!
[15:05] Sind
    I feel like a star!
[15:07] Sind
    I kinda like it.
[15:08] Mocha
    I could get addicted to this!
[15:09] Momo
    Now, I need the help of
    someone from the audience!
[15:13] Momo
    That little gentleman, please!
[15:19] Ram
    Me?
[15:20] Ram
    I don't wanna.
[15:21] Dad
    It's good experience. Do it!
[15:25] Ram
    Wait! I don't wanna!
[15:27] Momo
    Yes, welcome! Thank you for coming.
[15:29] Momo
    Let's have a round of applause!
[15:34] Ram
    I don't wanna!
[15:35] Ram
    I don't wanna be used for a trick.
[15:38] Momo
    Ram, nice shot.
[15:51] Momo
    Go on, step inside!
[15:56] Momo
    Now, my packed audience.
[15:59] Momo
    On my word, the young gentleman inside will
    be sent to the far ends of the universe!
[16:08] Momo
    One!
[16:09] Momo
    Two!
[16:11] Momo
    Three!
[16:17] Momo
    And, behold!
[16:27] Dad
    She's dazzling!
[16:29] Narathel
    She is. But she does look familiar...
[16:32] Momo
    Thanks, everyone!
[16:36] Momo
    Bye!
[16:37] Trio
    Bye-bye!
[16:48] Boy
    What's going on in there?
[16:50] Boy
    The match is starting soon.
    You think we'll make it?
[16:53] Momo
    Hi, I'm back!
[16:54] Boy
    Momo! Where'd you come from?
[16:57] Momo
    The back entrance.
[16:58] Momo
    Now, a lovely present for all of you!
[17:00] Ram
    Sorry to make you guys worry!
[17:03] Boy
    Ram!
[17:04] Boy
    Thank goodness!
[17:05] Ram
    We owe it to Momo.
[17:06] Ram
    Now, we've got a match to win!
[17:08] Momo
    Let's go!
[17:10] Dad
    By the way, where's Ram?
[17:12] Dad
    I hope she didn't really send him
    to the far end of the universe...
[17:16] Narathel
    The soccer coach!
[17:18] Narathel
    A-Are you all right?
[17:21] Dad
    What are you talking about?
[17:22] Narathel
    That magician! She looked just
    like Master Ram's soccer coach!
[17:27] Dad
    You mean... Ram is...
[17:29] Narathel
    At the soccer match!
[17:37] Momo
    Go! Beat 'em!
[17:40] Pipil
    They're here!
[17:44] Narathel
    Find him!
[17:48] Ram
    Go!
[17:49] Narathel
    There he is! I knew he was here!
[17:51] Dad
    That brat!
[17:52] Narathel
    I'll bring him back.
[17:54] Dad
    Wait!
[17:54] Narathel
    What?
[17:56] Dad
    Just wait a minute.
[18:09] Momo
    Ram! Shoot it!
[18:11] Ram
    Bicycle kick!
[18:16] Momo
    He did it!
[18:17] Dad
    He did it!
[18:24] Momo
    He did it! He did it!
[18:27] Dad
    A bicycle kick! I can't believe it!
[18:29] Dad
    A bicycle kick!
[18:31] Narathel
    Wh-What is a bicycle kick?
[18:34] Dad
    It's a bicycle kick!
[18:36] Dad
    An advanced move performed
    only by top-level players!
[18:39] Narathel
    Oh, I see!
[18:41] Dad
    Ridiculous! You don't even know that?
[18:45] Ref
    Time up!
[18:47] Ram
    Yeah! We won!
[18:58] Dad
    Ram! Ram!
[18:59] Dad
    Well done!
[19:00] Ram
    Dad!
[19:01] Dad
    That's my son! Very impressive!
[19:05] Dad
    Who taught you that bicycle kick?
[19:08] Ram
    What? Oh, my coach.
[19:10] Ram
    Minky Momo!
[19:11] Dad
    Oh, that magician, eh?
[19:14] Dad
    I'd like to make this Momo girl
    your exclusive coach, then!
[19:18] Dad
    Narathel!
[19:19] Narathel
    Y-Yes?
[19:20] Dad
    You're fired!
[19:21] Narathel
    Oh, dear!
[19:24] Dad
    By the way, where is she now?
[19:26] Ram
    Well, she's...
[19:28] Ram
    Huh? That's weird...
[19:31] Momo
    Hey, hey.
[19:33] Dad
    What is it, my dear?
[19:34] Momo
    Minky Momo travels the world.
[19:38] Momo
    She might be in Brazil by now.
[19:40] Dad
    I see. Thanks.
[19:42] Dad
    Narathel!
[19:43] Narathel
    S-Sir?
[19:44] Dad
    I'm giving you one last job.
[19:46] Dad
    Find Minky Momo!
[19:48] Narathel
    Yes, I'll do it!
[19:50] Narathel
    Leave it all to me!
[19:51] Dad
    Good luck to you!
[19:53] Narathel
    B-But where do I start?
[19:55] Dad
    Idiot! The airport!
[19:57] Dad
    You could still catch her! Go!
[19:59] Narathel
    Right!
[20:01] Narathel
    Whoops!
[20:03] Narathel
    Was that her?
[20:39] King
    C'mon, aces! C'mon, aces! All aces!
[20:42] King
    We drew an ace!
[20:48] King
    We did it! We did it! La-dee-da!
[20:51] Queen
    Pearl, the birthstone of June.
[20:54] Queen
    It means health, wealth, and long life.
[20:57] Queen
    But nine jewels still remain.
[21:01] Queen
    Momo, keep working!
[21:03] King
    La-dee-da, let it work itself out!
[21:05] Queen
    Darling!
[21:05] King
    Well, I guess it might not
    always work itself out...
[21:10] King
    But Momo, keep working!
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[22:08] Momo
    Hi!
[22:09] Momo
    Shift into top gear, slam
    on the gas, full power!
[22:12] Momo
    Race forth at 300 kph!
[22:13] Momo
    It's a grand prix in Somewhere City!
[22:15] Momo
    Who will take the checkered flag?
[22:17] Momo
    That old hustler Walder is back,
[22:20] Momo
    but I'll drive and claim victory!
[22:22] Momo
    But villains always bring out
    the same old tricks, don't they?
[22:25] Momo
    Good thing I always bring out the miracles!
[22:27] Momo
    Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:29] Momo
    "The Finish Is Mine! The Top-Speed Racer."
[22:31] Momo
    The fiery racer catches fire!
[22:33] Momo
    Wait, what?