E46 - A Divine Farce

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[00:01] Sign
    Minky
[00:01] Sign
    Princess
[00:01] Sign
    Fairy
[00:02] Sign
    Momo
[00:03] Sign
    Embracing Dreams
[00:04] Sign
    Minky
[00:04] Sign
    Momo
[00:04] Sign
    Fairy
[00:04] Sign
    Princess
[00:04] Sign
    Embracing Dreams
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    A girl came from a dreamland
    far beneath the ocean.
[01:48] Narrator
    Her goal was supposed to be
    to restore the lost dreams
[01:53] Narrator
    to the people of the surface...
[01:56] Narrator
    But would it work out?
[01:59] Narrator
    Oh, right! And her name was Minky Momo!
SIGN    A Divine Farce
[02:06] Momo
    "A Divine Farce."
[02:18] Momo
    Papa!
[02:20] Mama
    You little...
[02:22] Papa
    F-Forgive me...
[02:25] Mama
    No! I'll never forgive you!
[02:34] Momo
    What started all this?
[02:38] Papa
    This.
[02:39] Papa
    I took this picture fifteen years ago,
[02:42] Papa
    during an archaeological dig on
    a place called the Twin Islands.
[02:45] Papa
    It was before I even met your mother.
[02:48] Momo
    The Twin Islands sounds familiar.
[02:51] Papa
    There's a legend about it.
[02:53] Momo
    A legend?
[02:54] Papa
    Long, long ago, there was
    a country called Marinarsa.
[03:00] Papa
    One day, it sunk deep into the ocean.
[03:03] Papa
    But the Twin Islands were right next to it,
[03:06] Papa
    and were said to harbor a
    treasure from Marinarsa,
[03:08] Papa
    the last remnant of the place that gave hopes
[03:11] Papa
    and dreams to humanity before it sank.
[03:14] Momo
    And you found that treasure?
[03:16] Papa
    No. That's why it's still a legend.
[03:18] Papa
    I see...
[03:20] Papa
    Hey, where are the Twin Islands?
[03:23] Papa
    In the middle of the ocean far to the south.
[03:30] Momo
    After hearing a story like that,
    I've gotta check it out, right?
SIGN    But I've never heard of a treasure being hidden on the Twin Islands before.
SIGN    It's not in my Traveler's
    Guide to Earth, either.
[03:43] Momo
    Is that the Twin Islands?!
SIGN    Looks like it.
SIGN    "The Twin Islands are divided into Thissa Island and Thatta Island."
SIGN    "The people of both islands live together in peace and cooperation," it says.
[04:01] Chamo
    But they're fighting down there!
[04:13] Momo
    What's going on, Cookbook?
SIGN    Sorry, this book is ten years old!
[04:19] Chamo
    Look out! Stray fire!
[04:28] King
    Dee-da!
[04:29] King
    Emergency, emergency, emergency, la-dee-da!
[04:31] Queen
    What's going on now?
[04:33] King
    The Gourmet Poppo just went
    down with Momo inside it!
[04:36] Queen
    Isn't the Gourmet Poppo
    designed to survive a fall?
[04:39] King
    It's where they're going
    down that's a problem!
[04:41] King
    The Twin Islands are at war!
[04:44] Queen
    The Twin Islands?!
[04:46] Queen
    Wh-What are they doing there?
[04:48] King
    Her father told her there was
    a Marinarsa treasure there!
[04:51] King
    But I didn't hide anything
    on the Twin Islands!
[04:54] King
    Darling...
[04:56] King
    You didn't hide anything there
    that would start a war, did you?
[04:59] Queen
    C-Certainly not!
[05:01] King
    I wonder! You're not stashing
    money there, are you?
[05:04] Queen
    Perish the thought!
[05:06] Queen
    Oh, but forget that! Momo is...
[05:09] King
    Dee-da! I knew this was bad!
[05:13] Man
    What did you come here for?
[05:15] Queen
    Me? To see the Twin Islands, of course!
[05:19] Man
    A likely story. Why are you
    dressed up as our god, then?
[05:23] Momo
    God?
[05:24] Momo
    What do you mean?
[05:26] Man
    I see. Going to play dumb
    to the end, are you?
[05:30] Man
    We know what to do with people like you...
[05:32] Man
    Men, take her in and
    sacrifice her to our god!
[05:36] All
    Yes, sir!
[05:43] Man
    Hey! Get back here!
[05:46] Man
    Get back here!
[05:56] Man
    Help!
[06:01] Man
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
[06:06] Man
    What now?
[06:07] Kid
    Hey, this way!
[06:10] Kid
    Hurry up!
[06:16] Men
    Where'd she go?
[06:17] Men
    This way?
[06:19] Men
    I don't see her, Lord Gerro.
[06:20] Men
    No sign of her jumping
    into the river, either.
[06:22] Men
    It seems she disappeared.
[06:23] Men
    You think... she really was the living god?
[06:27] Gerro
    Don't be ridiculous!
[06:28] Gerro
    That was a spy sent from the other island
    disguised as our god to deceive us!
[06:34] Gerro
    Listen to me! Leave no stone unturned.
[06:37] Gerro
    If we manage to sacrifice her, we'll
    win tomorrow's battle for sure!
[06:42] All
    Yeah!
[06:52] Momo
    What was all that about gods and spies?
[06:55] Momo
    What in the world is happening?
[06:56] Kid
    Let me show you something interesting. C'mon!
[07:09] Kid
    It's because you look just like that!
[07:20] King
    Dee-da!
[07:22] King
    It's a major Momo mix-up,
    molars to muscles to marrow!
[07:30] King
    What a shock!
[07:31] King
    What's the matter, darling? Darling!
[07:34] King
    There's a stone statue of Momo
    and my wife is unconscious...
[07:37] King
    What's going on here?!
[07:42] Kid
    The statue was discovered in
    the mountains five years ago,
[07:45] Kid
    and the people here began
    to revere it as a god.
[07:49] Kid
    But soon after, the people on the other
    island found an even bigger statue,
[07:55] Kid
    and said that theirs was the real god.
[07:58] Momo
    And that's how the war started?
[08:00] Kid
    Yeah, it's been going for five years now.
[08:03] Momo
    Oh, how awful! That's not a god!
[08:06] Kid
    I agree with you. God
    wouldn't look that stupid.
[08:12] Momo
    It kinda annoys me to hear
    it called stupid, but...
[08:15] Momo
    It's definitely not a god!
[08:18] Kid
    But the others all believe in it.
[08:21] Kid
    My dad also has total faith,
[08:23] Kid
    which is why he became commander in
    chief, and is prepared to die for it.
[08:26] Momo
    Your dad... is that the guy
    talking about sacrificing me?
[08:30] Kid
    Yeah. The Thatta Island
    commander in chief, Gerro.
[08:33] Kid
    And I'm his son, Nemo.
[08:36] Momo
    You're the son of their
    commander, but you saved me?
[08:40] Nemo
    Yeah.
[08:43] Nemo
    I don't believe in the god, and I hate war.
[08:47] Nemo
    So I ran away from home and live alone here.
[08:51] Nemo
    But it all ends tomorrow.
[08:54] Nemo
    Tomorrow, they're waging their last
    battle to determine whose god is real.
[08:59] Nemo
    I think my dad's gonna die there.
[09:02] Momo
    You can't talk like that!
[09:05] Momo
    If you're his son, you've gotta
    find a way to stop the war!
[09:08] Nemo
    How am I supposed to do that?
    It's about divine figures!
[09:12] Nemo
    Unless an even more impressive god
    appears, no one's going to stop fighting!
[09:21] Momo
    Hey, what does the god on
    the other island look like?
[09:40] Momo
    I-It can't be...
[09:43] Momo
    That's my transformed...
[09:45] sign
    Fairy Princess
[09:45] sign
    Minky Momo
[09:45] sign
    Embracing Dreams
SIGN    What do we do, Momo?
[09:59] Momo
    I don't know who made them, but those
    statues of me are the cause of the fighting!
[10:04] Momo
    So I've got to stop it!
SIGN    But how?
[10:08] Momo
    I'll become the god!
[10:10] Momo
    I acted carelessly before,
    so they mistook me for a spy,
[10:13] Momo
    but if I transform into an adult and present
    myself as their god and say "stop fighting"...
[10:18] Lupi
    They'll have to do what
    their god says, right?
[10:22] Chamo
    That's our Momo!
SIGN    You think it'll work that easily?
SIGN    Religious conflicts tend to run deep.
[10:28] Momo
    No matter how deep it runs,
    I'm going to stop it!
[10:32] Momo
    I'll stop it, no matter what it takes!
[10:37] Queen
    Oh, if I hadn't made those things...
[10:41] King
    You made those statues?!
[10:43] Queen
    Yes. When I was even younger than Momo...
[10:48] Queen
    I was playing in the mud with
    the queen of Fenarinarsa...
[10:55] (Flashback) Queen
    Hey, hey.
[10:56] (Flashback) Queen
    When I grow up, I'm gonna have
    a baby who looks like this!
[11:00] (Flashback) Queen
    So cute!
[11:01] (Flashback) Queen
    And then, and then, when she
    grows up, she'll look like that!
[11:06] (Flashback) Queen
    That's awesome!
[11:08] (Flashback) Queen
    But it's too bad the dolls are so small...
[11:11] (Flashback) Queen
    Then let's make them bigger with magic!
[11:15] (Flashback) Queen
    Get big, get big, get big!
[11:18] (Flashback) Queen
    Get big, get big, get big!
[11:21] (Flashback) Queen
    Get big, get big, get big!
[11:24] (Flashback) Queen
    Get big, get big, get big!
[11:27] (Flashback) Queen
    Get big, get big, get big!
[11:30] Queen
    I was still a child, so I didn't
    know how powerful my magic could be,
[11:34] Queen
    and the dolls just grew and grew...
[11:37] Queen
    And to avoid being scolded, you
    hid them on the Twin Islands?
[11:42] Queen
    I know I was young, but I'm still so ashamed!
[11:59] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[12:02] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[12:04] Momo
    Become a goddess with a Minky touch!
[12:24] Momo
    Listen to me, everyone!
[12:27] Momo
    I am your god!
[12:31] Man
    Guys, our prayers have reached the heavens!
[12:34] Man
    Our god has appeared in human form!
[12:37] Man
    That means we'll win for sure!
[12:41] Momo
    No!
[12:43] Momo
    I came here to stop you from fighting!
[12:47] Momo
    You must agree to peace
    with Thatta Island at once!
[12:50] Man
    With all due respect, we have fought for
    five years believing you are the true god.
[12:57] Man
    If we sign a peace treaty
    now, it'll mean we've lost!
[13:01] Man
    That would mean you're a fake, and the
    Thatta Island god is the real one!
[13:07] Momo
    Who're you again?
[13:08] Popon
    I worship you so much, and
    you don't even know me?
[13:11] Popon
    I'm the chief of this island, its high
    priest, and its commander in chief, Popon!
[13:18] Momo
    Listen to me, Popon!
[13:20] Momo
    I never once asked you guys to fight for me!
[13:23] Momo
    And the statue on Thatta Island is
    of me when I was twelve years old!
[13:28] Momo
    Which means they're both
    me and they're both real!
[13:31] Momo
    You get it?!
[13:33] Momo
    Lord Popon!
[13:35] Momo
    Let me go, darn it!
[13:38] Momo
    Hey, it's Gerro's kid, Nemo!
[13:42] Momo
    I caught him sneaking around
    the shore, so I caught him.
[13:44] Momo
    Let go! Let me go!
[13:46] Momo
    Yes, let him go!
[13:48] Popon
    Never!
[13:49] Popon
    I can't imagine a greater windfall
[13:51] Popon
    than capturing the enemy commander's
    son just before the big battle.
[13:55] Popon
    God!
[13:57] Popon
    I'm going to offer Nemo
    here as a sacrifice to you!
[14:03] Momo
    No! I don't want any sacrifices!
[14:05] Nemo
    Yeah! If you kill me, the living embodiment
    of the other god is gonna get you!
[14:10] Popon
    The other god?
[14:12] Nemo
    Yeah, she's here on this island right now!
[14:14] Popon
    Oh? Then show her to me!
[14:17] Popon
    If you show her to me, I'll spare you.
[14:21] Momo
    Really? Is that true?
[14:23] Popon
    Yes, I would never lie to a god.
[14:26] Popon
    Then hold on just a minute!
[14:35] Popon
    See? It's the living embodiment of her!
[14:38] Popon
    Now, release the boy as promised!
[14:40] Popon
    Yeah, right! I never made a promise to you!
[14:45] Momo
    No way...
[14:46] Nemo
    That's cheating!
[14:48] Popon
    It's not cheating!
[14:49] Popon
    I made a promise to our god!
[14:52] Momo
    F-Fine! Just wait a minute!
[14:59] Momo
    Now, release that boy!
[15:01] Popon
    First, show me the other
    island's god one more time.
[15:04] Popon
    Then I'll release him.
[15:06] Momo
    Why can't you just do it already?!
[15:08] Popon
    No way! I need more than
    one look at her for that!
[15:11] Momo
    Fine! Just one more time, though!
[15:18] Momo
    Well? You believe me now?
[15:21] Popon
    No, I can't believe you.
[15:22] Momo
    Why not?!
[15:24] Popon
    Our god said before that you
    were our god at age twelve!
[15:29] Momo
    That's right! That's what I am!
[15:31] Popon
    But that's impossible!
[15:32] Popon
    If the adult god is here, why is her
    twelve-year-old version also here?
[15:36] Momo
    W-Well, that is, er...
[15:41] Popon
    I've figured out your trick.
[15:58] Popon
    We use this little rig to
    monitor our coastlines.
[16:02] Momo
    Why does an island that uses
    spears and bows have that stuff?
[16:07] Popon
    Because...
[16:10] Popon
    It's made in Japan!
[16:12] Popon
    I dunno how you did it,
[16:15] Popon
    but you're clearly a spy
    from the other island
[16:17] Popon
    who disguised yourself
    as our god to deceive us!
[16:21] Popon
    Get her, everyone!
[16:32] Momo
    Nice timing!
[16:34] Chamo
    Momo, hurry!
[16:36] Momo
    Nemo, grab on!
[16:38] Nemo
    Right!
[16:38] Popon
    Grab him!
[16:44] Popon
    Darn you, darn you! Get back here!
[16:47] Man
    Lord Popon, emergency!
[16:48] Man
    The soldiers from the other
    island are attacking!
[16:50] Popon
    What?!
[16:53] Nemo
    Hey, just who are you?
[16:56] Momo
    I'm Minky Momo. I'm from a dreamland.
[16:58] Momo
    A dreamland? You mean
    the legendary Marinarsa?
[17:02] Momo
    Yeah!
SIGN    Momo, look down!
[17:13] Popon
    The fight is supposed to be tomorrow.
[17:16] Gerro
    You thought I'd just sit back and
    watch while you held my son hostage?
[17:20] Gerro
    Return my son!
[17:22] Popon
    I don't have a hostage. I swear to my god.
[17:26] Gerro
    I can't believe oaths to your lousy god!
[17:29] Popon
    What was that? You insult our god?
[17:33] Popon
    You'll pay for that!
[17:34] Popon
    Get him, everyone!
[17:38] Popon
    Right, it's a fight! Let's take them down!
[17:45] Momo
    Wait, everyone!
[17:48] Gerro
    Nemo! You're safe?
[17:50] Nemo
    Dad! Call off this war!
[17:52] Nemo
    Thatta Island and Thissa Island's
    gods are the same person!
[17:55] Nemo
    This girl is from Marinarsa!
[17:57] Gerro
    This is ridiculous.
[18:00] Popon
    Marinarsa, huh? Your son's a real idiot!
[18:04] Momo
    It's true! If you don't
    believe me, I'll show you!
SIGN    She's not gonna transform in front of everyone, is she?!
[18:12] Momo
    It's the only way they'll see!
[18:15] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[18:17] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[18:19] Momo
    Become a goddess with a Minky touch!
[18:28] Momo
    Well? See now?
[18:30] Popon
    So? Why should we care?
[18:32] Gerro
    Yeah! We've been fighting for five years now!
[18:36] Gerro
    We can't just stop fighting now!
[18:38] Momo
    Oh, no...
[18:40] Gerro
    Get them, men!
[18:42] Popon
    Don't let them beat you!
[18:46] Momo
    Hey!
[18:55] Momo
    What's going on with these people?!
SIGN    I told you that religious conflicts ran deep!
[19:02] Momo
    Okay, now I'm mad!
[19:04] Momo
    Chant abridged, transform!
[19:07] Momo
    Knock it off!
[19:24] Momo
    Wh-What's going on?
[19:26] Momo
    Th-The god is enraged!
[19:32] Momo
    I-It can't be! I thought I was the angry one!
[19:52] Nemo
    Look, everyone!
[19:54] Nemo
    There's some baby statues,
    and some old lady statues!
[20:00] Nemo
    Middle school age...
[20:01] Nemo
    As a young woman...
[20:03] Nemo
    Around thirty and...
[20:04] Nemo
    Middle-aged too!
[20:06] Momo
    No way! These are all me!
[20:09] Gerro
    You mean... there was only one god all along?
[20:13] Gerro
    It looks like it.
[20:17] Both
    Listen, everyone! The war is over!
[20:32] Nemo
    Dad...
[20:33] Gerro
    Nemo...
[20:38] Momo
    Hey!
[20:40] Momo
    You'd better take good care of
    that bridge, or I'll get mad!
[20:42] Popon
    Sure! It's a symbol of peace, after all!
[20:46] Popon
    I don't know who you are, but thanks, lady!
[20:49] Momo
    I told you, I'm from Marinarsa...
[20:52] Momo
    Well, never mind.
[21:06] Queen
    I'm so glad. Truly glad!
[21:09] Queen
    Aren't you, dear?
[21:11] Queen
    Oh? What are you doing now?
[21:13] King
    Making my own statues.
[21:15] King
    As a baby. At ten. Fifteen.
[21:19] King
    Twenty. Thirty.
[21:22] Queen
    You're just the same as ever!
[21:25] King
    Ever-patient, you are...
[21:31] Ann
    Peace has returned to the Twin Islands,
[21:34] Ann
    because their god built this stone
    bridge to prove that they were one.
[21:38] Papa
    War is the most foolish
    thing people can do.
[21:43] Mama
    I'm glad it's all over!
[21:49] Mama
    I guess we should make up, too.
[21:51] Papa
    Yes, you're the only one I love, dear.
[21:56] Mama
    I feel the same way. Only you, dear.
[22:01] Mama
    Dear...
[22:02] Papa
    Dear...
[22:09] Lupi
    Look at them, at it again!
[22:12] Mama
    But when I get old, will
    I really look like that?
[22:20] Chamo
    But the war's over, at least!
SIGN    And your parents have reunited. Isn't that nice?
[22:26] Momo
    True... it worked itself out. It's fine.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:12] Momo
    One carrot! Two carrots!
[24:14] Momo
    No carrots... war?
[24:16] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:18] Momo
    "Give Us Carrots"!
[24:19] Momo
    Let's set aside war! Let's love carrots!
[24:22] Momo
    Let's sing here in our Marinarsa
    where the green willows wave!
[24:25] Momo
    La-dee-da! As the sun goes down!
[24:30] Momo
    That was great!
SIGN    Give Us Carrots!