E12 - Phantom Thief Lupinne Strikes Back

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    Phantom Thief Lupinne Strikes Back
[01:17] Momo
    "Phantom Thief Lupinne Strikes Back."
[01:27] Guard
    No. 26.
[01:28] Man
    Here.
[01:29] Guard
    No. 27.
[01:31] Man
    Right-o.
[01:32] Guard
    No. 28.
[01:33] Man
    Yeah.
[01:34] Guard
    No. 29.
[01:38] Guard
    No. 29?
[01:40] Guard
    Darn it...
[01:42] Lupinne
    Adieu!
[01:46] Guard
    J-Jailbreak!
[02:00] Lupinne
    Farewell!
[02:09] Anchor
    Phantom Thief Lupinne, who broke out
    of Inescapable Prison last night,
[02:11] Anchor
    broke into ten jewelry stores,
[02:13] Anchor
    stole 100 million yen worth of jewels,
[02:15] Anchor
    and left his trademark white
    gloves behind before leaving!
[02:18] Mama
    Oh, how awful!
[02:20] Momo
    Do you guys remember?
[02:22] Momo
    It's that pretentious old man I arrested
    when I was being a policewoman.
[02:27] Momo
    He let himself get caught, then escaped?
[02:30] Momo
    He's so weird!
[02:31] Anchor
    No one knows what Lupinne truly looks like.
[02:33] Anchor
    Even the face on your screen
    now may not be his true face!
[02:49] Man
    Now's our chance!
[02:50] Man
    With Phantom Thief Lupinne out of
    jail, we can blame any crime on him!
[02:54] Man
    You're a genius, Bro!
[02:56] Man
    I trust you, Bro!
[03:04] Mocha
    Looking good, workers!
[03:09] Kid
    Hey!
[03:11] Momo
    Hey?
[03:13] Boy
    Hey, do you have a big sister?
[03:16] Momo
    A big sister? No.
[03:18] Boy
    No way!
[03:20] Boy
    You've gotta have one.
[03:21] Boy
    A really beautiful policewoman.
[03:23] Momo
    P-Policewoman?
[03:25] Boy
    Yeah.
[03:31] Pepe
    Hey, c'mon!
[03:36] Pepe
    Don't play dumb. I know
    you've got a big sister.
[03:41] Pepe
    Not many people around here have a
    monkey, a bird, and a pig as pets.
SIGN    I-I'm a dog!
[03:49] Momo
    Listen up, kid.
[03:51] Pepe
    What is it, my dear?
[03:53] Momo
    You're making me mad!
[03:55] Momo
    I'm an only child.
[03:56] Momo
    If you don't believe me, go ahead and ask!
[03:59] Momo
    I'm that family's daughter.
[04:02] Momo
    And he's a dog.
SIGN    Yeah! Yeah!
[04:05] Pepe
    Oh, a dog?
[04:06] Pepe
    Sorry, guess I have the wrong person.
[04:08] Pepe
    I felt so sure, too...
[04:10] Momo
    But what are you looking
    for a policewoman for?
[04:15] Pepe
    Well, never mind that.
[04:16] Momo
    Teach me why.
[04:17] Momo
    Tell me, please.
[04:19] Momo
    I might be able to help!
[04:21] Pepe
    I thought that policewoman might be able to
    stop Phantom Thief Lupinne's crime spree.
[04:26] Momo
    Why?
[04:27] Pepe
    Because Papa really likes her.
[04:29] Momo
    P-Papa?!
[04:33] Momo
    Did you just say "Papa"?
[04:35] Pepe
    No, no!
[04:38] Pepe
    It's a secret! Please don't tell!
[04:40] Pepe
    Don't tell anyone my papa
    is Phantom Thief Lupinne!
[04:53] Pepe
    Enough, butler. Please leave.
[04:55] Butler
    Sir.
[05:06] Momo
    This is quite a house!
[05:09] Momo
    Do thieves make this much money?
[05:11] Pepe
    No, he didn't make this
    with the stuff he stole.
[05:14] Pepe
    Papa would be rich without all that.
[05:18] Pepe
    You see all those pictures of buildings?
[05:22] Pepe
    Those are Papa's buildings.
[05:23] Pepe
    And that oil refinery there?
[05:26] Pepe
    Papa has four of them.
[05:28] Pepe
    And a cola company,
[05:31] Pepe
    a film studio,
[05:33] Pepe
    and an air travel company.
[05:35] Pepe
    Until just recently, he
    even ran a beef bowl chain!
[05:38] Pepe
    It shut down, though.
[05:39] Momo
    If he's that rich, why does he steal?
[05:43] Pepe
    For fun!
[05:44] Momo
    Fun?
[05:45] Pepe
    Papa enjoys stealing.
[05:47] Pepe
    Sneaking into places, teasing
    the police, busting out of jail.
[05:50] Pepe
    It's all a game to him.
[05:52] Pepe
    Stealing things makes him feel alive!
[05:59] Pepe
    It's a weird game, right?
[06:00] Momo
    Then why are you looking
    for that policewoman?
[06:03] Momo
    Even if she catches him,
    he'll just break out again.
[06:06] Pepe
    Papa likes her, like I said.
[06:09] Pepe
    So I thought she might
    be willing to marry him.
[06:13] Trio
    M-Marry him?!
[06:16] Pepe
    And the husband of a policewoman
    can't steal stuff, right?
[06:19] Pepe
    Then Papa would have to quit
    his whole phantom thief thing.
[06:30] Pipil
    Marry him, huh?
[06:32] Pipil
    I'd gladly marry Lupinne!
[06:35] Pipil
    I'd live a life of luxury!
[06:37] Mocha
    That's all you care about!
SIGN    What will you do, Momo?
[06:41] Momo
    He's really worried, so I
    guess I have to help him.
[06:45] Mocha
    A-Are you going to marry Lupinne?!
[06:47] Momo
    Of course not! But I do have a great idea.
[07:02] Momo
    Okay!
[07:08] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[07:11] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[07:13] Momo
    Become Phantom Thief Red
    Cat with an adult touch!
[08:00] Pepe
    Who's there? Is it you, Papa?
[08:06] Pepe
    Who are you?
[08:07] Momo
    No worries. I'm Phantom Thief Red Cat.
[08:10] Momo
    Momo asked me to come.
[08:11] Momo
    She wants me to help you!
[08:14] Pepe
    Momo asked you?
[08:14] Momo
    Yes.
[08:15] Pepe
    But how?
[08:16] Momo
    Momo thinks I should steal whatever
    Phantom Thief Lupinne wants to steal first.
[08:21] Momo
    Then he won't be able to steal anything!
[08:25] Pepe
    Awesome! What a great idea, Momo!
[08:30] Momo
    She's a smart girl, isn't she?
[08:32] Pepe
    Yeah, really smart!
[08:34] Pepe
    So what do you want me to do?
[08:35] Momo
    Find out what your papa's going
    to steal next, then tell me...
[08:39] Momo
    Actually, you can just let Momo know.
[08:42] Pepe
    Sure thing! Let's do it!
[08:45] Momo
    You're a good boy, Pepe.
[08:47] Momo
    See you.
[08:48] Pepe
    Good luck!
[08:58] Man
    You sure about this, Bro?
[09:01] Man
    I know what I'm doing.
[09:03] Man
    Just keep digging!
[09:21] Pepe
    Around the corner... jewelry store...
[09:26] Lupinne
    Pepe, what are you writing?
[09:27] Pepe
    Oh, well... I was thinking I'd
    be a phantom thief like you.
[09:33] Lupinne
    You've finally taken interest
    in the finer things.
[09:36] Pepe
    Y-Yes...
[09:42] Momo
    Hello?
[09:43] Momo
    Oh, Pepe!
[09:46] Momo
    Just two jewelry stores?
[09:48] Momo
    Got it. Don't worry.
[09:50] Momo
    I know it'll work. See you!
[10:05] Pipil
    Lupinne's here!
[10:08] Momo
    Good timing!
[10:31] Lupinne
    What in the world?!
[10:36] Lupinne
    "My dearest Lupinne, I've
    stolen the bounty before you.
[10:39] Lupinne
    Phantom Thief Red Cat."
[10:41] Lupinne
    Quite an impudent move!
[10:55] Lupinne
    "Beat you again, dear Lupinne."
[10:58] Lupinne
    Curse you!
[11:06] Man
    Eh? Where are we?
[11:08] Man
    Did we get it wrong after all?
[11:10] Man
    Darn it! Let's dig it again!
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    Fairy Princess
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    Minky Momo
[11:23] Anchor
    Phantom Thief Red Cat has been
    appearing in Lupinne's place!
[11:27] Mama
    Oh, how awful!
[11:29] Anchor
    Unknown identity! Flawless technique!
[11:31] Anchor
    Red Cat could be anyone!
[11:34] Anchor
    Even you, the viewer at home!
[11:43] King
    Yahoo! Red Cat's so cool!
[11:46] King
    I'm so excited!
[11:49] Queen
    Dear.
[11:50] King
    Yes?
[11:50] Queen
    Momo is stealing.
[11:52] King
    But I always loved phantom
    thieves when I was a boy!
[11:57] Queen
    Gracious.
[12:01] King
    Oh, dear!
[12:02] King
    You really took the wind out of my balloon!
[12:26] Lupinne
    "I took the real one. This is a forgery."
[12:47] Lupinne
    N-Not again!
[13:15] Lupinne
    How? How does Red Cat know that I'm Lupinne?
[13:19] Lupinne
    How does she know everything
    I'm going to steal?
[13:22] Butler
    Perhaps you've been to
    hard on him, Young Master?
[13:25] Pepe
    Yeah, I kinda feel sorry for him.
[13:28] Lupinne
    Wait. Don't tell me, you...
[13:31] Pepe
    That's right.
[13:32] Pepe
    I'm Red Cat!
[13:35] Pepe
    Or so I'd like to say,
[13:36] Pepe
    but I actually asked Red Cat for help.
[13:38] Pepe
    To keep you from stealing anything.
[13:43] Pepe
    Papa, you need a different hobby already!
[13:54] Lupinne
    I haven't lost yet, Red Cat!
[13:57] Lupinne
    She was only able to do that
    because you were helping her.
[14:01] Lupinne
    Now I'll challenge Red Cat to a duel.
[14:03] Lupinne
    If I lose, I'll quit being
    Lupinne, just like you wanted!
[14:08] Pepe
    I give up.
[14:20] Momo
    He wants to steal this book?
[14:23] Butler
    It's the dictionary of Napoleon,
[14:25] Butler
    who said "the word 'impossible'
    isn't in my dictionary."
[14:27] Pepe
    Yeah. Whoever steals it first wins, he says.
[14:30] Momo
    But that's so easy!
[14:32] Momo
    Wh-What?!
[14:34] Pepe
    Put these on!
[14:39] Pepe
    What are these lights?
[14:42] Pepe
    It's an alarm.
[14:43] Pepe
    If you touch the lasers, it'll go
    off, and you'll be in big trouble!
[14:50] Momo
    You're right.
[14:57] Man
    Well, Napoleon's dictionary might
    fetch a decent price as a curio,
[15:01] Man
    but will we really be able to sell it, Bro?
[15:03] Man
    It's said that Napoleon's dictionary
    didn't contain the word "impossible."
[15:07] Man
    Imagine using it to study for entrance exams!
[15:10] Man
    Without the word impossible,
    you'd pass for sure!
[15:11] Man
    Okay, I get it!
[15:13] Man
    Yeah. There's some helicopter parents
    who'd pay a high price for it.
[15:16] Man
    A million yen!
[15:17] Man
    A million?! I want it!
[15:18] Man
    We'll be getting it for sure.
[15:21] Man
    The museum's right above us!
[15:23] Man
    The dictionary will be ours soon, right?
[15:24] Man
    That's right! They won't
    expect a strike from below!
[15:27] Man
    You're a genius, Bro!
SIGN    Red Cat's pretty cool, but can she slip through those lasers, Momo?
[15:44] Momo
    Don't worry. Not a bit.
[15:46] Momo
    I have a secret weapon.
[15:48] Mocha
    It looks like a normal glass rod to me.
[15:50] Momo
    It's called a prism.
[15:51] Momo
    If you put three together,
[15:53] Momo
    they'll cause the light to bend
    back in the original direction.
[15:56] Pipil
    You're so smart this time!
[15:57] Momo
    I'm always smart.
[15:58] Momo
    Now, time to duel Lupinne! Let's go!
[16:04] Momo
    There's the museum!
[17:01] Momo
    Lupinne!
[17:03] Lupinne
    So Red Cat was a woman, eh?
[17:05] Lupinne
    But I won't show mercy.
[17:18] Lupinne
    Napoleon's dictionary will be mine!
[17:24] Lupinne
    Not bad.
[17:29] Lupinne
    Take it.
[17:39] Lupinne
    Let's go!
[17:44] Pepe
    Yeah! Go, Papa!
[17:46] Butler
    Whose side are you on, Young Master?
[18:00] Man
    Someone beat us to it, Bro!
[18:02] Man
    That's Phantom Thief Lupinne!
[18:30] Pepe
    Oh no! Papa's—
[18:44] Lupinne
    We'll call it a draw for now. Farewell!
[18:49] Man
    Now's our chance! Let's go!
[18:55] Man
    We did it!
[19:02] Man
    Importune, impose, imposition,
    impossible, imposter...
[19:06] Man
    Impossible is in here!
[19:08] Man
    You said nothing was impossible!
[19:10] Man
    Sorry.
[19:14] Anchor
    This is the true identity
    of Phantom Thief Lupinne.
[19:16] Anchor
    After all this time, Lupinne
    was a two-man gang!
[19:24] Lupinne
    The world knows those slack-jawed
    fools as Lupinne...
[19:28] Lupinne
    Oh, I just want to die!
[19:30] Pepe
    Cheer up, Papa.
[19:32] Papa
    Pepe.
[19:36] Papa
    Phantom Thief Lupinne is retired.
[19:38] Pepe
    Huh?!
[19:39] Papa
    I lost to a woman, and people
    think those fools are Lupinne.
[19:41] Papa
    My pride will never recover.
[19:44] Papa
    I'll live out the rest of my
    life in peace and quiet.
[19:46] Pepe
    You can't do that!
[19:48] Pepe
    You gotta prove that you're the
    real Phantom Thief Lupinne!
[19:51] Lupinne
    What's gotten into you, Pepe?
[19:53] Butler
    The young master has grown quite
    preoccupied with phantom thief games.
[19:57] Papa
    Papa, let's return everything you stole!
[20:00] Papa
    Sneak in just like you did when you stole it!
[20:02] Lupinne
    Oh, what a great idea!
[20:03] Lupinne
    Returning things is harder
    than stealing them!
[20:06] Lupinne
    Okay, I'll prove that
    Lupinne is alive and well!
[20:09] Pepe
    Yeah! And I'll help you!
[20:19] Momo
    Why didn't it light up?
[20:25] King
    C'mon, aces! C'mon, aces! All aces!
[20:28] King
    One more ace would yield us a
    jewel! Why won't it light up?
[20:33] Queen
    Poor Momo.
[20:35] Queen
    After she worked so hard, even
    dirtying her hands as a thief...
[20:44] Momo
    Eh?
[20:47] Momo
    Hey, Pepe!
[20:48] Pepe
    Hey! Call me Phantom Thief Lupinne II!
[20:51] Momo
    Lupinne II?
[20:53] Pepe
    Papa and I are gonna return
    everything we stole!
[20:55] Pepe
    It'll be so exciting!
[20:56] Pepe
    I love playing phantom thieves!
[20:59] Pepe
    See you later!
[21:03] Momo
    Oh, that's right! I totally forgot!
[21:05] Momo
    I gotta return the stuff I stole!
[21:07] King
    No wonder the pendant didn't light up!
[21:11] King
    That really up-pend-ed my expectations...
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[22:08] Momo
    "Our most sincere apologies for the failure
    of Momo's pendant to light up this week!
[22:13] Momo
    We'll endeavor greatly in the future
    to see that it never happens again!
[22:16] Momo
    We beg your forgiveness!"
[22:17] Momo
    That's a letter from the
    people who make Minky Momo!
[22:21] Momo
    Okay, then I won't let it get me down!
[22:23] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:25] Momo
    "The Magician and the Eleven Boys."
[22:27] Momo
    I'll make my pendant shine
    with my magnificent shot!