# E51 - Last Action
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**[00:04] sign**
Minky Momo
**[00:04] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[01:15] sign**
Last Action
**[01:17] Momo**
"Last Action."
**[01:22] King**
Hello, everyone!
**[01:23] King**
I'm so happy to see you again.
**[01:25] King**
Well, we've been dealing with these
extremely mysterious gemstones.
**[01:29] King**
What tale will they reveal to us today?
**[01:33] King**
I'm so excited to see it!
**[01:35] King**
I think I'll have something
to eat while I watch!
**[01:43] Queen**
Darling!
**[01:45] Queen**
Darling!
**[01:47] King**
It went down the wrong pipe!
**[01:50] Queen**
What's wrong with you? So ill-mannered...
**[01:52] King**
It's just, the popcorn... my throat...
**[01:55] Queen**
This is absolutely unacceptable
from Fenarinarsa's king!
**[01:59] Queen**
You should let me have some, too.
**[02:01] King**
Ack!
**[02:05] King**
You shocked me and clocked me, you know!
**[02:08] Queen**
Oh, did I?
**[02:11] Queen**
But this popcorn is quite
delicious, isn't it?
**[02:14] Queen**
It would only be better with
a watered-down whiskey.
**[02:16] Queen**
Look! It's begun!
**[02:18] King**
Right, right...
**[02:22] Mama**
How lovely!
**[02:23] Mama**
Oh, what will I do?
**[02:25] Mama**
I'm walking on air!
**[02:27] Mama**
Is this a dream?
**[02:28] Mama**
"For my beloved Daisy, from John Wayte."
**[02:32] Mama**
Oh, I just can't believe it!
**[02:34] Mama**
My beloved Mr. Wayte!
**[02:36] Mama**
Kiss!
**[02:42] Mama**
An autograph of my beloved John Wayte...
**[02:44] Mama**
Where should I display it?
**[02:46] Mama**
The kitchen? Or maybe...
**[02:48] Mama**
Of course, above my bed!
**[02:50] Mama**
So I can kiss it every
morning and every night!
**[02:54] Mama**
Pow, pow!
**[02:59] Papa**
Darn it, Kajira!
**[03:00] Papa**
I hadn't finished reading that yet!
**[03:04] Sind**
He's taking his jealousy
out on everyone else.
**[03:07] Mocha**
Jealous of a movie star's autograph?
**[03:10] Pipil**
You brought a terrible thing
into this house, Momo.
**[03:13] Momo**
Well, Mama said she wanted it...
**[03:17] Papa**
You hear me, Kajira?
**[03:19] Papa**
A newspaper is not—
**[03:21] Momo**
Papa.
**[03:23] Momo**
What are you so mad about?
**[03:26] Papa**
I'm not mad about anything!
**[03:28] Momo**
Hey, Papa. Is John Wayte that famous?
**[03:33] Papa**
He's a very handsome action star
who does all his own stunts!
**[03:38] Papa**
Though he retired suddenly three years ago.
**[03:43] Papa**
Still, I... I never knew my
own wife was a John Wayte fan!
**[03:48] Papa**
"You're the only one I
love," she always said.
**[03:52] Papa**
I *hate* it!
**[04:01] John**
Oh, really?
**[04:06] John**
That's quite an honor.
**[04:08] John**
She was that happy about
getting my autograph?
**[04:13] Momo**
I'm really sorry, Mr. Wayte.
**[04:14] Momo**
I didn't know who you were when I
had you sign my school notebook.
**[04:20] John**
Hey, it's nothing.
**[04:22] John**
You're far too young to
know me from my movies.
**[04:25] Momo**
Yes, but...
**[04:27] John**
Oh, I know.
**[04:29] John**
I'm going to be making a new movie soon.
**[04:31] John**
Would you like to watch the filming?
**[04:33] Momo**
Really?!
**[04:34] John**
Now, let's see...
**[04:37] John**
I'll take you to the set this Sunday.
**[04:40] Momo**
How lovely!
**[04:41] Momo**
This coming Sunday? Okay!
**[04:44] John**
You don't have a date scheduled already?
**[04:45] Momo**
Oh, of course not!
**[04:47] Momo**
If I got one, I'd turn it down!
**[04:56] Kent**
John!
**[05:11] John**
Oh, hey, Kent.
**[05:15] Kent**
John. We need to talk.
**[05:18] John**
Right. I'm on my way.
**[05:20] John**
Well, Momo, I'll pick you up next Sunday.
**[05:23] Momo**
Okay!
**[05:30] Mocha**
Nice work, Momo!
**[05:31] Momo**
I can't wait until Sunday!
**[05:38] John**
What did you want to talk about?
**[05:42] Kent**
John. I'm your physician.
**[05:45] Kent**
I know your body better than you do.
**[05:48] John**
Yeah, I get it.
**[05:49] John**
But I'm gonna be in that movie.
**[05:52] John**
You can't stop me.
**[05:53] Kent**
I won't allow it!
**[05:55] Kent**
You shouldn't even be swimming,
let alone making movies!
**[05:58] Kent**
What was your retirement even for, then?
**[06:00] John**
It was a mistake for me to retire.
**[06:03] John**
The purpose of my life is making movies—
hot action movies, specifically.
**[06:07] Kent**
You fool!
**[06:08] Kent**
In your current condition, making
an action movie could kill you!
**[06:12] John**
You're overreacting, Kent.
**[06:14] John**
My body won't give up that easily.
**[06:16] Kent**
I do have eyes, John.
**[06:20] John**
What do you mean?
**[06:21] Kent**
What happened when you saw me before?
**[06:25] John**
I had water in my eyes.
**[06:29] Kent**
You're determined to lie
your way through this?
**[06:34] John**
Sorry, Kent, but I'm
going to make this movie.
**[06:38] John**
Excuse me. I have a script to read.
**[06:44] Kent**
John!
**[06:46] Kent**
Don't push yourself too hard.
**[06:48] John**
Sure.
**[07:04] Momo**
A Western town, huh?
**[07:06] John**
Is this your first time on a movie set, Momo?
**[07:08] Momo**
Yes. It's so exciting!
**[07:11] John**
I've got to talk to a few people.
**[07:15] John**
I've told them you'd be here, Momo,
so take your time looking around.
**[07:18] Momo**
Okay! Thank you!
**[07:20] John**
See you later, then!
**[07:22] Momo**
Okay!
**[07:24] Momo**
Where's Kajira?
**[07:25] Mocha**
He's missing!
**[07:32] Momo**
Mister!
**[07:34] Momo**
How!
**[07:35] Man**
How, miss.
**[07:36] Man**
Can I help you?
**[07:46] Momo**
Kajira!
**[07:48] Man**
Oh! Oh?
**[07:50] Man**
Oh?!
**[07:54] Momo**
We're sorry!
**[07:55] Man**
You!
**[07:59] Man**
Get back here!
**[08:07] Man**
You...
**[08:14] Gang**
Oh, dear!
**[08:16] Man**
Hey! Where'd they go?!
**[08:27] Man**
Darn it. Where'd they go?
**[08:30] Mocha**
Kajira, this is your fault!
**[08:32] Sind**
A newcomer like you!
**[08:39] Momo**
Kajira, wait!
**[08:41] Momo**
Kajira, wait!
**[08:48] Momo**
Kajira!
**[09:07] Momo**
Wh-What's going on here?
**[09:09] Pipil**
It's so creepy!
**[09:27] Witch**
Each candle represents one person's lifespan.
**[09:31] Witch**
The taller the candle,
the longer they can live.
**[09:36] Momo**
No way!
**[09:38] Witch**
Don't believe me, do you?
**[09:40] Witch**
Look over there. That
candle's about to go out.
**[09:49] Momo**
Is there something special about that candle?
**[09:51] Witch**
That candle represents the
life of your friend...
**[09:54] Witch**
The life of John Wayte!
**[09:58] Witch**
It means John's life is hanging by a thread.
**[10:03] Momo**
That can't be true! You're lying!
**[10:07] Witch**
Am I an actress, or a true witch?
**[10:10] Witch**
You knew the minute you laid eyes on me!
**[10:14] Witch**
Because you're from Fenarinarsa!
**[10:18] Witch**
John Wayte has an incurable disease.
**[10:22] Witch**
He's almost completely blind!
**[10:24] Momo**
You're lying.
**[10:26] Witch**
Will he die of his illness,
**[10:28] Witch**
or from an accident on-set
because he can't see?
**[10:32] Momo**
You're lying! You must be lying!
**[10:35] Momo**
John won't die! He won't!
**[11:03] Momo**
Mr. Director! Where's John?
**[11:04] Director**
Hey, Momo. John's up there.
**[11:12] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:12] sign**
Minky Momo
**[11:19] Director**
*Take off! Action!*
**[11:30] AD**
Eh? What's wrong with him?
**[11:32] Director**
Nice one, John! That makes it more realistic!
**[12:11] Momo**
Kajira!
**[12:14] Director**
John! Stop!
**[12:32] Director**
Cut!
**[12:40] Director**
That was a very lifelike performance, John!
**[12:43] Director**
It's hard to believe you've
been retired for three years.
**[12:45] Momo**
John. I'm so sorry!
**[12:48] John**
For what, Momo?
**[12:49] Momo**
Kajira is the one who chewed off
the support for the safety net.
**[12:52] John**
The net? What happened to the net?
**[12:56] Director**
Yeah, right.
**[12:57] Director**
You grabbed the flagpole because
you saw the net was down, right?
**[13:01] John**
Oh, right.
**[13:08] Momo**
*He couldn't see it.*
**[13:10] Momo**
*Can it be, John's really...*
**[13:29] Momo**
What's going on?
**[13:37] Kent**
Stop this, John.
**[13:38] John**
Get out of my way, Kent.
**[13:40] John**
Today's car chase scene will wrap up filming.
**[13:42] Kent**
You can barely see.
**[13:44] Kent**
How are you supposed to run a car chase?
**[13:50] John**
I can gauge my speed based on the
wind and the rumble of the engine.
**[13:53] John**
And I've made scrupulous calculations.
**[13:55] Kent**
That's too reckless!
**[13:57] John**
Kent. I'm asking you as a friend.
**[13:59] John**
Let me do this one day.
**[14:01] John**
Once the shooting's done,
I'll do whatever you want.
**[14:04] Kent**
John, you...
**[14:09] John**
Later, Dr. Kent.
**[14:11] John**
Momo?
**[14:12] Momo**
John...
**[14:19] Director**
You'll speed up to 160 kph, then downshift.
**[14:23] Director**
Drop the engine to 3000 rpm for four seconds.
**[14:29] Director**
Accelerate to 120 for six seconds.
**[14:32] Director**
Downshift, then two seconds at 2500 rpm.
**[14:35] Director**
Turn right at 70 kph...
**[14:41] Director**
You've only got 10 centimeters'
clearance on either side here.
**[14:44] Director**
I need you to speed up to 140 here.
**[14:48] Director**
Reach 200 kph here.
**[14:50] Director**
Once the car is off the cliff, you'll
jump out after three seconds.
**[14:53] John**
What's the speed of the plane?
**[14:55] Director**
250 kph.
**[14:58] John**
I hope it'll work out.
**[14:59] Director**
I know you can handle it!
**[15:02] John**
Even with my eyes closed?
**[15:04] Director**
If anyone could do it, it'd be you!
**[15:09] Momo**
John...
**[15:30] John**
*120 kph.*
**[15:31] John**
*Six, five, four, three, two, one.*
**[15:37] John**
*Downshift!*
**[15:46] John**
*Accelerate to 140 kph.*
**[16:14] Momo**
John!
**[16:20] Momo**
John!
**[16:21] All**
Emergency!
**[16:24] All**
Hey, are you okay?
**[16:25] All**
John!
**[16:28] Momo**
John!
**[16:29] Director**
Are you all right?
**[16:31] John**
Did I mess up?
**[16:32] Director**
No, the plane stalled.
**[16:34] John**
I see. Do we have a spare plane and car?
**[16:37] Director**
Y-Yes, but...
**[16:39] John**
One more time!
**[16:40] Momo**
John!
**[16:41] AD**
It can't be done.
**[16:42] AD**
The pilot hurt his leg.
**[16:47] AD**
He's the only pilot in the business
who can pull that stunt off.
**[16:49] Director**
We don't have a choice.
**[16:51] Director**
We'll have to think up something else.
**[16:53] John**
No. Find another pilot!
**[16:55] John**
We have to finish filming today!
**[16:56] Director**
H-Hey, calm down.
**[16:58] John**
This is my last time!
**[16:59] John**
My last action scene!
**[17:01] John**
It has to happen today!
**[17:10] Momo**
Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
**[17:12] Momo**
Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
**[17:15] Momo**
Become a stuntman with an adult touch!
**[17:47] Momo**
John?
**[17:49] Momo**
Hi.
**[17:50] John**
Who are you?
**[17:51] Momo**
I'm a stuntman. I specialize in planes.
**[17:54] John**
You are?
**[17:55] Momo**
Could you let me do it?
**[18:00] Momo**
Momo told me everything.
**[18:02] Momo**
You can't see, right?
**[18:04] John**
And you still want to do it?
**[18:07] Momo**
What do you want, John?
**[18:11] John**
I want to do it.
**[18:13] Momo**
Just like me, then.
**[18:23] John**
Let's go.
**[18:24] John**
I'll explain things to the director.
**[18:34] Kent**
*When he said he'd be doing his last movie,*
**[18:37] Kent**
*I thought it would be impossible.*
**[18:41] Director**
*I think John knew he was going to die.*
**[18:45] Director**
*That's why he was in such a hurry.*
**[18:47] Kent**
*Yes, I think he knew that.*
**[19:18] Momo**
*Take off at 160 kph.*
**[19:20] Momo**
*Downshift.*
**[19:27] Momo**
*Drive at 120 kph for six seconds.*
**[19:29] Momo**
*Downshift, take the curve at 70 kph.*
**[19:35] Momo**
*Then the tunnel...*
**[19:41] Momo**
*Jump at 200 kph.*
**[19:44] Momo**
*Three, two, one...*
**[19:47] Momo**
*Last action!*
**[20:48] King**
What a cruel fate!
**[20:50] Queen**
It really is.
**[20:52] Queen**
I wish I hadn't had to watch
Momo face such a sad situation.
**[20:57] King**
Yes, indeed.
**[20:58] King**
Oh, I know!
**[20:59] King**
It's that old lady's fault!
**[21:01] King**
The old lady with the candles!
**[21:04] Momo**
Yes, who was that old lady?
**[21:07] King**
A servant of nightmares, or...
**[21:10] King**
What's going to happen next?
**[21:11] King**
I'm so excited I won't be able to sleep!
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**[22:08] Mocha**
I'm Mocha, warrior of love!
**[22:11] Mocha**
But I'm also a human
child... er, monkey child.
**[22:14] Mocha**
Sometimes I gaze up at the starry
sky and think of my lost mother.
**[22:19] Mocha**
Next time on *Fairy Princess Minky
Momo*: "Mocha and the Penguin."
**[22:24] Mocha**
A dramatic depiction of a mother's love that
would put even perfect mothers to shame!
**[22:27] Mocha**
I don't care if you're a penguin!
Just be my mama forever!
**[22:31] Mocha**
Oh, I want to cry!
**[22:32] Mocha**
But at least I'm the main character!