E48 - You Want a Baby?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sign     Minky [00:01] Sign     Princess [00:01] Sign     Fairy [00:02] Sign     Momo [00:03] Sign     Embracing Dreams [00:04] Sign     Minky [00:04] Sign     Momo [00:04] Sign     Fairy [00:04] Sign     Princess [00:04] Sign     Embracing Dreams [01:37] Narrator     Long, long ago... [01:38] Narrator     In a "long, long ago" recent enough that     it could very well seem like tomorrow... [01:43] Narrator     A girl came from a dreamland     far beneath the ocean. [01:48] Narrator     Her goal was supposed to be     to restore the lost dreams [01:54] Narrator     to the people of the surface... [01:55] Narrator     But would it work out? [01:59] Narrator     Oh, right! And her name was Minky Momo! SIGN    You Want a Baby?! [02:06] Momo     "You Want a Baby?!" [02:19] Lupi     Look! He's smiling! SIGN    This reminds me of when you were a baby. [02:24] Momo     Was I this cute? SIGN    You definitely smiled a lot. [02:30] Momo     Boy, I'd love to have a baby like this. [02:34] Girl     Don't you? Don't you? [02:38] Girl     Ma'am, can your baby crawl yet? [02:41] Mom     No, not yet. [02:42] Girl     How many months is he? [02:44] Girl     What's his weight? Height? SIGN    What's all this? [02:48] Girl     Thanks! [02:51] Girl     Miss, there's a baby there, too! [02:54] Momo     W-Wait! [02:57] Girl     How many times a day does     your baby have a bottle? [03:00] Girl     How many diapers? [03:01] Girl     Is he on solid foods? [03:02] Girl     How many checkups? [03:04] Girl     Does he have his vaccinations?! [03:06] Momo     Um, hang on... [03:07] Girl     Aren't babies the cutest?! [03:10] Girl     You love babies too, right? [03:13] Momo     Of course I do! [03:14] Momo     They're so soft and smell like     milk and I just want to hug them! [03:18] Girl     That's right! That's     called motherly instinct! [03:22] Girl     Yeah, all girls have to have babies! [03:26] Girl     Dogs! [03:28] Girl     Cats! [03:29] Girl     Birds! [03:30] Girl     All living things have babies and raise them! [03:33] Girl     That's the law of nature! [03:36] Momo     You know some pretty advanced vocabulary. [03:38] Momo     Why are you asking about people's babies? [03:42] Girl     I wanted to learn more about them. [03:44] Girl     I'm gonna be a mama soon myself! [03:47] Girl     A mama?! [03:48] Girl     Yes, a mama! [03:50] Cliff     Here, Mama Cherry. [03:53] Cherry     Cliff! [03:55] Cliff     You ran off while we were playing house. [03:59] Momo     Oh, you meant you're gonna be a mama     because you were playing house? [04:02] Cherry     No! [04:03] Cherry     Cliff, I'm too old to play house! [04:07] Cliff     But you loved it until just recently... [04:10] Cherry     That's all behind me now. [04:12] Cherry     Anyway, I'm gonna become a mama! [04:15] Cherry     I know all about how to raise a baby! [04:18] Cherry     But... [04:18] Cherry     But...? [04:19] Cherry     Where do babies come from?! [04:22] Trio     Argh! [04:23] Cherry     Do you know, miss? [04:25] Momo     Well, er, I... [04:28] Momo     Lupipi? [04:28] Momo     Um... Chamo? [04:31] Chamo     I don't know. Cookbook? SIGN    Well, see... [04:35] Mama     Momo! [04:37] Mama     Snack time! Bring your friends, too! [04:40] Momo     Okay! SIGN    Saved. SIGN    I'm sorry to impose like this. [04:48] Mama     It's just fine! [04:49] Mama     The more the merrier. [04:52] Cliff     Cherry. You like strawberries, right? [04:54] Cliff     You can have mine. [04:55] Cherry     Thank you! That's why I love you, Cliff! [04:59] Cherry     Really? [04:59] Cherry     I think Cliff likes Cherry! [05:02] Cherry     Looks like. [05:03] Papa     Hey, what charming visitors! [05:05] Papa     I'm Cherry Poppit. A pleasure to meet you. [05:08] Papa     I'm Cliff. Hey there. [05:10] Papa     Hello there! [05:12] Papa     Oh, Poppit, you say? [05:14] Papa     Are you the daughter of Mr.     Poppit, the richest man in town? [05:17] Cherry     Yes! But no matter how much money     you have, you can't buy a baby! [05:21] Cherry     Oh, I want a baby so much! [05:23] Momo     Why do you want a baby that bad? [05:26] Momo     Can't you become a mama after you grow up? [05:29] Cherry     No, according to my calculations... [05:33] Cherry     In ten years, the cost of goods will rise, [05:35] Cherry     and the expansion of the ozone     layer will let in more UV light! [05:38] Cherry     Desertification and global     warming will continue, [05:40] Cherry     and all environmental issues will grow worse! [05:43] Cherry     In other words, we'll be     in an even worse state [05:46] Cherry     than our current hopeless and dreamless one! [05:48] Momo     No way... [05:50] Cherry     No, I read it, so it's true! [05:53] Cherry     Right, Cliff? [05:54] Cliff     Cherry's got an IQ of 200. [05:57] Cliff     What's IQ? Is it like ice cream? SIGN    Intelligence quotient. SIGN    It means she's a genius. She's very smart! [06:05] Momo     I don't want a world with     even fewer dreams than now... [06:09] Cherry     That's why I need to have a baby right now! [06:13] Cherry     It's better to have them now than in     the worse world ten years from now. [06:16] Cherry     This is motherly love! I want     my child to have a happy life! [06:20] Mama     My, my. Cherry, you're so mature! [06:23] Cherry     I hear that a lot! [06:25] Cliff     I think Cherry will become     the best wife ever. [06:29] Mama     That's right. [06:30] Mama     You need to be a wife before     you become a mother. [06:34] Cherry     Really? A baby really can't be     born without a mama and a papa? [06:38] Mama     That's right! The love from a     happily married mama and papa [06:42] Mama     is what helps a child grow big and strong. [06:45] Mama     Right, dear? [06:46] Mama     That's right, dear. [06:48] Mama     See? Momo's grown big and strong     from our love for each other! [06:52] Cherry     Is that true? Is it?! [06:55] Cherry     Cherry... [06:56] Cherry     I need to get married to be a mama. [06:59] Cherry     In that case... [07:01] Cherry     Cliff, help me! [07:02] Cliff     Ch-Cherry! [07:04] Cliff     I've gotta go. Wait, Cherry! [07:07] Chamo     I don't get smart people. [07:12] King     Momo is the product of our marriage, darling! [07:16] King     Momo's the representation of our love! [07:18] Queen     And it's very hard being away from her! [07:23] King     You've still got me, darling! [07:25] King     You're not cute at all! [07:27] King     Aren't I? [07:31] Momo     Marry a wonderful person     and have a baby, huh? [07:38] Momo     Hello, little baby. [07:40] Momo     I'm your mama. [07:42] King     Mama! Milk! SIGN    Wh-What is it? [07:49] Momo     Nothing... [07:53] Momo     But I wonder if that will     happen for me someday, too. [08:03] Momo     I wonder what Cherry did after that. SIGN    Dunno. [08:07] Lupi     Momo, look! [08:10] Momo     Cherry! SIGN    What's all this? SIGN    "We are holding a contest to find a husband for the Poppit family heir, Cherry"? SIGN    "All those with faith in their physique and intellect may participate." [08:24] Lupi     A contest to find a husband?! [08:28] Chamo     I don't get rich people. [08:38] Dad     Still, Cherry's only nine.     She's too young to get married! [08:43] Mom     No, the key to a girl's     happiness is a good marriage! [08:47] Mom     We've been so happy since     getting married, after all! [08:49] Dad     R-Really? [08:51] Mom     Besides, it's a good opportunity! [08:53] Mom     Rather than waiting for her to grow     up and pick some fool of a husband, [08:56] Mom     it's better to tie her down with— [08:59] Mom     rather, to guarantee her a good marriage now! [09:04] Dad     That's true. [09:05] Man     All right, sign up for the Poppit     Family Husband Search here. [09:09] Cliff     Cherry... [09:12] Momo     Hi! What are you up to? [09:13] Cliff     Momo... [09:14] Cliff     Cherry's pretty impressive, huh? [09:16] Cliff     She's got all these people     wanting to marry her! [09:19] Cliff     I can't believe she really     wants to get married. [09:22] Momo     Aren't you going to try, Cliff? [09:24] Cliff     I-I could never... [09:26] Momo     But you like Cherry, right? [09:29] Cliff     L-Like her? [09:32] Momo     C'mon, if you don't step up,     she's gonna marry someone else! [09:36] Momo     Are you okay with that? [09:37] Cliff     Of course not! [09:39] Momo     Go on, then! [09:40] Momo     You can work this out! Get going! [09:42] Cliff     Right... [09:45] Chamo     You think he's okay? [09:47] Lupi     But isn't it lovely to see a man     working hard for the girl he loves? [09:52] Man     Out of the way, now! Go on! [09:58] Momo     You okay, Cliff? [09:59] Cliff     Yeah. [10:00] Momo     What's your problem, mister?     We're lined up here! [10:03] Man     Rich people can do what they want. [10:05] Man     That's right. Our Kyle is going first! [10:13] Kyle     Thank you, mother, father. [10:16] Chamo     What a smug jerk! [10:18] Momo     What's his problem? [10:19] Cliff     He's in the contest too? [10:21] Momo     You know that kid? [10:24] Cliff     Kyle is smart and handsome and he's     from the second richest family in town. [10:31] Cliff     I could never compete. [10:33] Momo     Hey, don't talk like that! [10:35] Momo     You want him to marry Cherry? [10:38] Cliff     But... [10:40] Momo     Okay. [10:41] Momo     Just wait a minute, please! [10:43] Trio     Momo! SIGN    What are you going to do, Momo? [10:48] Momo     I'm gonna be in the contest! [10:50] Momo     I'll use magic to look like a man! [11:08] Momo     Hey, girl! Looking cool? [11:10] Lupi     Yes, a very handsome little boy! SIGN    I'm not signing on to this... [11:16] sign     Fairy Princess [11:16] sign     Minky Momo [11:16] sign     Embracing Dreams [11:27] Man     Thank you all for coming today! [11:30] Man     We will now begin the contest     to find Cherry's future husband! [11:37] Momo     Give it your best, Cliff. [11:38] Cliff     R-Right. I feel much braver     having you here, Momo! [11:44] Man     Now, the first round... a true or false quiz! SIGN    This is very fancy! [11:51] Cherry     Question one! [11:52] Cherry     "A baby's molars are the     first teeth to grow in." [11:56] Cherry     I dunno the answer to that... [11:58] Cliff     Momo, this way! [12:03] Cherry     The answer is... [12:05] Cherry     The answer is "false"! [12:06] Cherry     The incisors are the first teeth to grow in! [12:11] Cherry     It's best to put a baby     to bed after its bottle. [12:16] Cherry     Babies can see from the moment they're born. [12:19] Cherry     Babies start walking around the age of one. [12:36] Momo     We made it through the first round. [12:38] Ann     Now, the second round. The looks contest! [12:47] Dad     Entry number 9, Kyle Gametz. [12:53] Woman     Kyle, dear, give it your best! [12:56] Woman     Heir to the Gametz family, the second     richest in town, will never lose. [13:01] Kyle     Here you are, Cherry. This     rose pales before your beauty. [13:06] Cherry     Oh, my... [13:12] Mom     He's quite handsome, isn't he? [13:14] Dad     He's also intelligent, and     his family's rich, I hear. [13:21] Ann     Entry number ten. Cliff Badlan! [13:26] Cherry     Cliff... [13:29] Cherry     Cliff. You're in the contest, too? [13:31] Cliff     Cherry, I... [13:34] Cherry     Hey, hey! Isn't my dress pretty, Cliff? [13:42] Cherry     What's wrong with you, Cliff? [13:44] Ann     Entry number 11. Momonga Marin! [13:48] Ann     That's an unusual name? SIGN    Couldn't she have thought up a better name? [13:56] Momo     Hush. I'm here for Cliff. [13:59] Momo     Hey, are you sure this is really     how you want to find your husband? [14:03] Momo     But to raise a baby, I need someone     smart and handsome with lots of energy! [14:10] Momo     But don't you want to marry someone you love? [14:15] Cherry     Well... [14:16] Mom     What could they be discussing? [14:19] Dad     She seems to like him quite a lot. [14:22] Dad     Number 11 passes. [14:25] Ann     Now, for those who passed the     looks contest, it's the final event... [14:30] Ann     A marathon race around the Poppit estate. [14:33] Ann     Whoever clears all the obstacles     to finish first wins! [14:42] Ann     On your marks... [14:45] Ann     Get set... [14:49] All     Go! Go! [14:53] Momo     Nice work, Cliff! [14:59] Ann     They're off to a fine start! [15:02] Ann     Kyle leaps out to the lead.     Cliff is right behind him! [15:06] Ann     Then Momonga, the competitor with the     weird name, is working hard, too! [15:09] Cherry     Humph! Cliff would usually     tell me I'm pretty... [15:15] Mom     Cherry, aren't you going to watch? [15:16] Cherry     R-Right. [15:17] Cherry     Cliff's running really hard! [15:20] Lupi     Oh, but Kyle's in the lead! [15:21] Lupi     He's not just handsome, he's also fast! SIGN    But if Kyle wins, he'll marry Cherry. [15:28] Lupi     R-Right. [15:29] Lupi     Go, Cliff! SIGN    Hey, c'mon! [15:37] Man     We need to take measures to     make sure that Kyle wins. [15:41] Woman     Yes, Kyle's going to win     either way, of course, [15:43] Woman     but we must take precautions. [15:45] Man     And the moment Kyle wins... [15:48] Man     The Poppit fortune will be ours! [15:50] Man     The Gametz family will     be the richest in town! [15:54] Woman     We need the other participants     to flunk out for that to happen! [15:59] Chamo     This is bad! We have to tell Momo! [16:08] Chamo     Momo! [16:10] Chamo     Emergency! [16:11] Momo     Oh? What's going on? [16:16] Man     Okay, first they need to cross     the bridge over the lake! [16:33] Man     Oh! The bridge suddenly collapsed! [16:36] Man     A few contestants are out! [16:39] Momo     Hey... That's cheating! [16:41] Momo     Hey, shouldn't a real man fight fair?! [16:45] Kyle     What are you talking about? [17:02] Ann     What's going in here? More racers are out! [17:04] Ann     Only Kyle, Cliff, and Momonga remain! [17:10] Kyle     You're working very hard. [17:14] Ann     They're almost to the finish! [17:16] Ann     Oh! Kyle speeds up! [17:26] Momo     I won't let him get away! [17:34] Lupi     Momo! Look out! [17:41] Momo     Sorry. [17:42] Lupi     Momo! You okay? [17:45] Momo     I'm okie-dokie. [17:47] Momo     Cliff? [17:48] Cliff     Sorry I couldn't hold you up. [17:50] Momo     It's fine. [17:52] Momo     But look... Kyle is... [18:04] Mom     Cherry will surely be happy now. [18:07] Dad     I'm sure she will. [18:08] Dad     We'll be seeing more of each other. [18:10] Cherry     Now I have my husband. [18:13] Cherry     And the baby... the baby     I've been waiting for! [18:16] Cherry     I'm sure we'll have the cutest baby. [18:20] Cherry     Right, Cliff? [18:25] Cherry     Cliff... [18:34] Man     Let's finalize the marriage     with an exchange of rings. [18:42] Kyle     I'll make you happy, Cherry. [18:45] Cherry     That's right. He's my ideal husband. [18:49] Cherry     It's for my baby! [18:51] Cherry     But... [18:52] Cherry     If I marry him, I'll lose Cliff... [19:10] Cliff     Wait just a minute! [19:12] Cherry     Cliff! [19:21] Cliff     Cherry! [19:22] Cherry     Cliff! [19:23] Cliff     Cherry! Marry me! [19:26] Cherry     Cliff! Do you love babies? [19:28] Cliff     I love babies! [19:29] Cliff     I'll have as many with you as you want! [19:32] Cliff     One, two, three... even a dozen! [19:34] Cliff     And let's raise them together! [19:36] Cherry     Then I choose you! [19:49] Cherry     Momo! [19:50] Momo     Cliff, you pilot! [19:52] Cliff     I can't do that! [19:54] Momo     Yes you can! [19:55] Momo     If your dream together is real... [19:57] Cherry     Do it, Cliff! [19:59] Cherry     For the sake of our baby! [20:11] Momo     Please, Mr. Helicopter... [20:13] Momo     For the sake of their dream, help them! [20:31] Momo     Whoops! [20:34] Man     This wasn't the deal! [20:36] Woman     Get her back! [20:39] Momo     Don't get in their way! [20:44] Dad     Cherry! [20:49] Cherry     Papa! Mama! I'm going to elope with Cliff! [20:54] Cherry     We're going to have so many babies! [21:09] Dad     And they're gone. [21:11] Mom     If Cherry's happy, isn't that what matters? [21:14] Dad     I suppose. [21:19] Kyle     N-No... this is humiliating! [21:24] Kyle     Mama! [21:28] Lupi     He's definitely not ready to be a father! [21:38] Momo     Be happy, okay? [21:52] King     So good, so good! [21:54] King     A true flight for two people in love! [21:56] Queen     But was this for the best? [21:59] King     They'll have an adorable baby soon! [22:02] King     Do you want a new one yourself? [22:04] Queen     Oh, you silly! [22:08] King     Dee-da... [22:13] Momo     By the way, Cookbook,     where do babies come from? SIGN    W-Well, see... [22:18] Lupi     Hey, I wanna know too! [22:20] Chamo     Me too! SIGN    Well... Momo, you'll hear when you grow up. [22:23] Momo     Cherry said it's too late when I grow up. [22:26] Momo     I want a baby, too! [22:30] Momo     I do! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [24:12] Momo     Look at the sky! [24:12] Momo     Raise the antenna! [24:13] Momo     Viewers all over the Earth,     the moment has arrived! [24:18] Momo     This is satellite broadcast MOMO! [24:21] Momo     Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo: [24:23] Momo     "The Witchy Star Wars." [24:25] Momo     It's magic vs. science in space! [24:26] Momo     Just you wait! [24:28] Momo     I really don't know how     it'll turn out though! [24:30] Momo     Just watch! SIGN    The Witchy Star Wars?!