# E34 - Mischievous Fairy Panic
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3EE90/mischievous-fairy-panic)
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**[00:06] Sign**
Fairy Princess
**[00:06] Sign**
Minky Momo
**[01:36] Narrator**
Long, long ago...
**[01:38] Narrator**
In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
it could very well seem like tomorrow...
**[01:43] Narrator**
In a universe over there, in an Earth
over there, in a city over there,
**[01:47] Narrator**
there lived a girl.
**[01:50] Narrator**
She looked like a completely normal
girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
**[01:54] Narrator**
The one difference was...
**[01:56] Narrator**
The girl could use magic to
transform into a grown-up!
**[02:00] Narrator**
They called her Minky Momo.
***SIGN*** Mischievous Fairy Panic
**[02:06] Momo**
"Mischievous Fairy Panic!"
**[02:11] Papa**
"Thy loyal minion lies here, ready to
call 'master' to they whom first I meet."
**[02:18] Papa**
"Your goblin," it says.
**[02:21] Momo**
What's a minion?
**[02:23] Papa**
Kind of like an attendant.
**[02:25] Momo**
What's an attendant?
**[02:27] Papa**
Like a helper who does whatever you ask them.
**[02:31] Momo**
Oh? Then there's a helper living in here?
**[02:38] Papa**
What are you doing?!
**[02:39] Papa**
Stop that, Momo!
**[02:41] Papa**
This is a precious jar entrusted
to me by the Overthere Museum!
**[02:46] Mama**
Dear.
**[02:47] Momo**
Oh, Mama!
**[02:50] Lupi**
Your mother looks beautiful!
**[02:53] Papa**
You look very beautiful, dear!
**[02:55] Mama**
Thank you, dear.
**[02:57] Mama**
After all, today is a special day...
**[02:59] Papa**
Yes, a special day.
**[03:02] Momo**
* That's right. Today is a special*
* day, the day my parents met.*
**[03:06] Momo**
* And they're going on a*
* date to commemorate it!*
**[03:13] Mama**
But will Momo be okay on her own?
**[03:16] Papa**
You can handle watching
the house on your own?
**[03:18] Momo**
It'll be okie-dokie! Leave
it to me and head on out!
**[03:23] Momo**
I'll take care of the cleaning
and polishing and everything!
**[03:28] Momo**
You'll come back to a Legend
Inn that's spic and span!
**[03:30] Momo**
Because this is your special day!
**[03:33] Momo**
Forget about work and rest!
**[03:35] Momo**
Go on to your date!
**[03:36] Momo**
Have a good time!
**[03:39] Mama**
See you later!
**[03:41] Momo**
Yes, yes, have a good day!
***SIGN*** You sure about this?
**[03:45] Momo**
What do you mean?
**[03:46] Chamo**
You said you'd clean and
polish and everything.
**[03:49] Chamo**
Just doing the dishes is hard enough!
**[03:51] Momo**
It'll be okie-dokie! With the four of us!
**[03:53] Momo**
Four of us?!
**[03:54] Momo**
You'll help me, right?
***SIGN*** Good grief...
***SIGN*** How great! How mature!
***SIGN*** Watching the house and doing the housework!
***SIGN*** Pip-pip and hip-hip and hop-smock hooray!
**[04:09] Queen**
There seem to be no guests at the hotel
today, either, so I'm sure it'll be...
**[04:13] Queen**
What?
**[04:16] All**
Momo!
**[04:23] Momo**
Drat.
**[04:39] Momo**
* "It'll be okie-dokie, leave*
* it to me!" is what I said,*
**[04:42] Momo**
*but I'm really messing this up...*
**[04:44] Momo**
* Plus, I'd end up with two*
* unwelcome visitors...*
**[04:48] Momo**
*One was...*
**[04:54] Irene**
Curious. These readings
showed up a few days ago.
**[04:59] Irene**
There's no sign of the unknown
being entering the atmosphere.
**[05:04] Irene**
Not an extraterrestrial, then?
**[05:06] Irene**
A previously undiscovered creature, then?
**[05:13] Irene**
The Legend Inn...
**[05:14] Irene**
The unknown thing is there, then?
**[05:20] Irene**
I will find you and freeze you!
**[05:23] Momo**
* Irene, the freeze maniac who froze*
* anything she didn't understand!*
**[05:29] Momo**
*And the other was...*
**[05:34] Randall**
I knew it. There's a fairy here!
**[05:37] Randall**
I'm gonna catch it!
**[05:39] Randall**
The heir to a long line of
fairy hunters, I, Randall...
**[05:42] Randall**
will use this Fairy House
I just developed to do so!
**[05:45] Randall**
Using my wit, courage, and sincerity
as the 35th generation fairy hunter,
**[05:49] Randall**
I created this house based
on various documents I found!
**[05:53] Randall**
Any fairy who sees it will
become desperate to enter it!
**[05:57] Randall**
Go!
**[06:11] Randall**
How do I get down?
**[06:14] Momo**
* A man who would walk 3000 leagues or to the*
* ends of the earth in search of fairies,*
**[06:18] Momo**
*the fairy hunter Randall!*
**[06:29] Momo**
I hate this!
**[06:31] Chamo**
Momo, what are you slacking off for?
***SIGN*** You've still got lots more to do!
**[06:36] Lupi**
Momo, don't forget to mop the floor!
**[06:38] Momo**
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
**[06:41] Momo**
I really could use a helper.
**[06:44] Momo**
A helper is an attendant. An
errand boy is "thy minion"...
***SIGN*** You sure it's okay to just take that?
**[06:55] Chamo**
Yeah!
**[06:56] Lupi**
What he said!
**[06:57] Momo**
It's okie-dokie!
**[06:58] Momo**
I'm just gonna borrow it a minute!
**[07:00] Momo**
Since there's a helper inside...
**[07:05] Chamo**
What's going on?!
**[07:09] Goblin**
A pleasure to meet you, my master!
**[07:11] Momo**
A pleasure—
**[07:14] Goblin**
I am your Goblin!
**[07:17] Momo**
Goblin?
**[07:21] Momo**
You're my minion, my assistant,
and my helper, right?
**[07:23] Momo**
So please help me!
**[07:25] Goblin**
Sure!
**[07:28] Goblin**
I am your Goblin!
**[07:39] Goblin**
I am your Goblin!
**[07:46] Momo**
Oh, wow!
**[07:52] Momo**
Now we wait for it to become spic-and-span!
***SIGN*** You sure this'll work?
**[07:57] Momo**
It's okie-dokie!
**[07:59] Momo**
Right?
**[08:00] Goblin**
Leave it to me! I am your Goblin!
**[08:04] Momo**
See?
**[08:13] Chamo**
You sure you can slack off like this, Momo?
**[08:16] Momo**
It'll be okie-dokie!
**[08:19] Momo**
We can just leave it to Goblin.
**[08:25] Momo**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** There's just one thing I can think of...
**[08:29] All**
Goblin!
**[08:34] Momo**
This is getting worse and worse!
**[08:36] Momo**
Mr. Goblin!
**[08:43] Randall**
Fairy! Let's meet soon, little fairy!
**[08:57] Momo**
Return to your jar!
**[08:59] Goblin**
I'm gonna help you more and more!
**[09:03] Momo**
That's fine! That's fine! I've had enough!
**[09:06] Momo**
Just get back into the jar already!
**[09:09] Goblin**
I'm gonna clean more!
**[09:12] Momo**
Come back here!
**[09:19] Goblin**
What beautiful, beautiful houses!
**[09:21] Goblin**
I wanna go in so bad for some reason!
**[09:30] Randall**
Gotcha!
**[09:32] Momo**
Eek!
**[09:33] Momo**
Fairy Hunter Randall!
**[09:36] Randall**
At last I've got one!
**[09:38] Randall**
I, the 35th of my line, Randall...
**[09:40] Randall**
Ancestors, thank you for
watching over me all this time!
**[09:45] Randall**
I'm overjoyed!
**[09:47] Momo**
H-He caught Goblin...
**[09:50] Momo**
Yes, I am the first man ever to
catch a fairy, Fairyman Randall!
**[09:56] Momo**
On this day, in this moment, a new
era for humans and fairies begins!
**[10:01] Momo**
Let's go!
**[10:02] Momo**
Don't take it!
**[10:03] Momo**
You're wrong! This isn't a fairy!
**[10:07] Randall**
I'll be the one to decide that!
**[10:09] Randall**
Let go!
**[10:10] Momo**
No! It's not a fairy!
**[10:13] Randall**
Like I said, I'll decide that!
**[10:16] Momo**
No! No!
**[10:17] Momo**
You can't look!
**[10:18] Momo**
Give it back!
**[10:19] Momo**
No!
**[10:21] Momo**
Let go!
**[10:22] Momo**
No!
**[10:23] Randall**
Let go! Let go!
**[10:25] Momo**
No! No!
**[10:35] Momo**
Not good...
**[10:36] Goblin**
A pleasure to meet you, master!
**[10:38] Goblin**
I am your Goblin!
**[10:40] Randall**
Oh... a pleasure.
**[10:43] Randall**
So? Where's the fairy? Huh?
**[10:47] Randall**
The fairy... Where did the fairy go?!
**[10:53] Randall**
Little fairy!
**[10:56] Randall**
Come out here!
**[10:58] Randall**
Where did you go?!
**[11:02] Momo**
What in the world?
**[11:03] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:03] sign**
Minky Momo
**[11:07] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:07] sign**
Minky Momo
**[11:09] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:09] sign**
Minky Momo
**[11:14] Randall**
That's not right at all.
**[11:16] Randall**
There's nothing like this in the
collected wisdom of my ancestors...
**[11:20] Randall**
On my reputation as the 35th of
my line, I must catch a fairy!
**[11:25] Randall**
I want to find one. Want to catch one...
**[11:29] Goblin**
Yes, master! I am your Goblin!
**[11:36] Randall**
No. That's not right at all!
**[11:39] Randall**
Get off me!
**[11:40] Goblin**
I am your Goblin!
**[11:42] Goblin**
I am your Goblin!
**[11:44] Goblin**
I am your Goblin!
**[11:46] Goblin**
I am your Goblin!
**[11:48] Lupi**
Oh, Momo, this is bad!
**[11:54] Momo**
What do we do?
**[12:05] Momo**
I-Irene?!
**[12:08] Irene**
Just as I thought!
**[12:12] Irene**
Oh, so many things I don't understand here!
**[12:17] Momo**
The worst possible person at
the worst possible time...
**[12:20] Irene**
I'll freeze you!
**[12:21] Irene**
I'll freeze you!
**[12:22] Irene**
I'll freeze you!
**[12:39] Momo**
Stop it! Stop it!
**[12:40] Momo**
You're gonna break the house!
**[12:42] Irene**
What are you saying?
**[12:44] Irene**
If I hesitate to act, it'll be too late!
**[12:46] Irene**
Leave this to me!
**[12:48] Momo**
This is just awful!
**[12:55] Momo**
Hi, this is the Legend Inn.
I can't recommend staying here tonight...
**[12:59] Papa**
*Hello? Momo?*
**[13:00] Momo**
Papa?!
**[13:01] Papa**
Everything's okay, right?
**[13:03] Momo**
Yeah, it's okie-dokie!
**[13:04] Momo**
Nothing wrong in the slightest...
**[13:07] Papa**
*I hear something in the background.*
**[13:09] Momo**
I-It's a video.
**[13:10] Momo**
Well, please stay a long time and really,
really, really enjoy your special day!
**[13:15] Momo**
I can't recommend coming home.
**[13:20] Both**
Can't recommend coming home?
**[13:23] Momo**
I've gotta get things back to
normal before they get home!
**[13:29] Momo**
I don't even wanna look!
**[13:39] Irene**
Now, you multiplying unknown
organisms, line up!
**[13:44] Irene**
That's right! Line up!
**[13:47] Goblin**
Master!
**[13:48] Randall**
Go on. Line up.
**[13:56] Randall**
Things I don't understand...
**[13:59] Randall**
Let me freeze and investigate you!
**[14:05] Randall**
I said, get off me!
**[14:07] Irene**
Are you the one keeping these
multiplying unknown organisms?!
**[14:13] Irene**
Then where did you find them?
**[14:15] Randall**
My fairy house!
**[14:17] Momo**
He started out inside a jar!
**[14:19] Momo**
I opened it, and...
**[14:21] Irene**
Fairies? There's no such thing as fairies.
**[14:24] Randall**
Yes there is!
**[14:27] Irene**
Then you're saying these multiplying
creatures are fairies?!
**[14:31] Goblins**
Yes!
**[14:32] Randall**
They're... eh?
**[14:34] Momo**
No! Goblin's not a fairy!
**[14:37] Irene**
Then what is it?
**[14:38] Momo**
Well, I...
**[14:40] Irene**
Very well. So nobody understands
what they are, right?!
**[14:45] Irene**
I'll freeze them, then!
**[14:46] Momo**
No! If there's something I don't
understand here, it's you!
**[14:50] Irene**
What? You don't understand me?
**[14:52] Momo**
Yeah!
**[14:54] Irene**
Why not?
**[14:55] Momo**
You don't even try to understand
things you don't understand!
**[14:58] Irene**
You don't understand me because I don't try
to understand things I don't understand?
**[15:03] Irene**
Which means... I'm an unknown organism?
**[15:07] Irene**
If I don't understand something, I freeze it!
**[15:10] All**
No way!
**[15:12] Irene**
Yeah, right, that's not gonna work.
**[15:14] Momo**
Yeah, I totally don't understand her.
**[15:16] Irene**
There's no need to be afraid
of things we don't understand!
**[15:19] Irene**
Someday, someone will appear who can
understand these multiplying things!
**[15:24] Irene**
So let me freeze you until that day!
**[15:27] Momo**
No! If you freeze things you could
understand, you'll never understand them!
**[15:31] Irene**
I don't understand!
**[15:32] Irene**
The best thing to do with things you
don't understand is to freeze them!
**[15:36] Momo**
Darn it, darn it, darn it!
**[15:38] Momo**
Now you're really making me mad!
**[15:44] Momo**
Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
**[15:47] Momo**
Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
**[15:49] Momo**
Become a powered-up flamethrower special
forces officer with a Minky touch!
**[16:17] Momo**
I'm powered up! I won't lose this time!
**[16:22] Irene**
You've shown up again, eh?
**[16:23] Irene**
Special forces officer I don't understand...
**[16:26] Irene**
This time, I will freeze you!
**[16:28] Momo**
I'll melt you!
**[16:40] Momo**
Power up!
**[16:44] Momo**
That's just shaved ice to me!
**[16:46] Momo**
I'll power up too!
**[17:17] Momo**
No way...
**[17:18] King**
That's terrible!
**[17:20] King**
The Legend Inn is roasty and
toasty and in a bad way!
**[17:24] Queen**
Oh, how awful!
**[17:26] Queen**
Their flame of love having receded to
an ember, they're now returning home!
**[17:37] Irene**
Now, multiplying thing I don't
understand, resign yourselves!
**[17:41] Goblin**
Master!
**[17:44] Randall**
Goblin?
**[17:45] Goblin**
We're resigned...
**[17:47] Irene**
That's right. Resign
yourselves and go to sleep!
**[17:54] Irene**
Good night...
**[17:56] Randall**
Wait!
**[17:59] Randall**
You can't just freeze him!
**[18:01] Randall**
Goblin isn't an unknown organism.
**[18:04] Randall**
He's a genuine, bonafide fairy!
**[18:07] Irene**
Now you're saying that?
**[18:09] Randall**
I, the 35th-generation fairy hunter,
Randall, attest that he is a true fairy!
**[18:16] Momo**
Randall!
**[18:18] Randall**
There's no need to wait for
someone who can understand him.
**[18:21] Randall**
I understand him right now!
**[18:23] Randall**
I, Fairy Hunter Randall, see his truth!
**[18:29] Momo**
Are you gonna put Goblin in a cage now?
**[18:32] Randall**
Don't worry, girl. I won't put him in a cage.
**[18:35] Randall**
But Goblin is a genuine, bonafide fairy!
**[18:39] Goblin**
Master!
**[18:42] Goblin**
I am... I am...
**[18:45] Goblin**
your Goblin!
**[18:49] Irene**
Hang on just a minute!
**[18:50] Irene**
Are you sure this is really a fairy?
**[18:54] Randall**
That's what I believe, and so he is!
**[18:58] Irene**
Th-Then...
**[18:59] Irene**
You, thing I don't understand...
**[19:01] Irene**
Prove that you're a fairy!
**[19:05] Irene**
Then I'll have to believe him, right?
**[19:09] Momo**
You're the coldest person I've ever met!
**[19:12] Irene**
Thank you. I am ice!
**[19:14] Irene**
Ice! True ice.
**[19:18] Goblin**
Master...
**[19:20] Randall**
Goblin...
**[19:22] Goblin**
I don't want to say goodbye.
**[19:24] Goblin**
But I'm so glad you acknowledged me!
**[19:29] Randall**
Goblin?
**[19:30] Randall**
I am... I am...
**[19:33] Randall**
your Goblin!
**[19:35] Randall**
Goblin!
**[19:49] Papa**
Dear? Did the whole world turn
rose-colored for a minute?
**[19:54] Mama**
Yes, it must be the power
of love at work somewhere!
**[19:59] Mama**
Of course, dear.
**[20:01] Mama**
That's right, dear.
**[20:14] Irene**
Th-This... I don't understand...
**[20:17] Irene**
I just don't understand!
**[20:20] Randall**
But you understand that
Goblin is a fairy, right?
**[20:23] Randall**
So you don't have to freeze him and wait!
**[20:25] Randall**
You can just accept each other.
**[20:27] Irene**
Accept... each other?
**[20:29] Randall**
Yes.
**[20:37] Randall**
Eh? Where's Goblin?
**[20:39] Momo**
It's okie-dokie! I'm sure
he's back in the jar.
**[20:46] Momo**
What? He's not there!
**[20:49] Lupi**
But why not?!
**[20:51] Randall**
Perhaps he used up all his power and...
**[20:54] Momo**
Oh, no...
**[21:02] Momo**
Goblin...
**[21:15] Irene**
I understand now that there
are people who accept things
**[21:18] Irene**
even when they don't understand them.
**[21:21] Randall**
I'm glad you understand that!
**[21:24] Irene**
At the very least, I won't freeze you.
**[21:27] Irene**
Get in. I'll give you a ride.
**[21:41] King**
One should understand that one should
understand things one doesn't understand!
**[21:47] Queen**
Yes, I've done that every
day since I met you.
**[21:52] King**
Dee-da?
**[21:53] Queen**
It's all good, it's all good!
**[21:56] King**
I don't get it!
**[22:04] Papa**
We're home, Momo!
**[22:06] Papa**
Welcome home, Papa, Mama!
**[22:08] Papa**
It's beautiful! Spic-and-span!
**[22:15] Momo**
* When two people meet,*
* it's a very special day.*
**[22:19] Momo**
* But being able to accept each other*
* is even more special and wonderful.*
**[22:25] Momo**
*Right?*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[24:10] Momo**
The sun rises. The sun sets.
**[24:12] Momo**
Another day passes.
**[24:15] Momo**
Those uneventful days...
they are to you and to me
**[24:20] Momo**
some of the most important times.
**[24:23] Momo**
Next time on *Fairy Princess Minky Momo*:
**[24:26] Momo**
"Always There, Somewhere."
**[24:27] Momo**
Nothing all that eventful happens.
**[24:30] Momo**
But try to find something
in the uneventfulness.
***SIGN*** Always There, Somewhere