# E8 - It's Hard For a Policewoman!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3KWKP/its-hard-for-a-policewoman)
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Fairy Princess
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It's Hard For a Policewoman
**[01:17] Momo**
"It's Hard For a Policewoman!"
**[01:35] Momo**
There's no return address.
**[01:37] Momo**
Who could it be from?
**[01:40] Momo**
Let's see. What's it say?
**[01:42] Momo**
"I fell in love with you at first si—"
**[01:50] Momo**
"I'll be waiting for you at three
o'clock in the seaside park.
**[01:54] Momo**
My beloved Momo.
**[01:55] Momo**
From your humble servant."
**[01:58] Momo**
This moment has finally come!
**[02:08] Pipil**
What? A love letter for Momo?
***SIGN*** An *anonymous* love letter.
**[02:12] Mocha**
It's gotta be a trick!
**[02:14] Pipil**
Momo's still a child.
**[02:16] Pipil**
It must have been meant for me!
***SIGN*** Three o'clock at the park, it said.
***SIGN*** Young people these days really live on the edge.
**[02:24] Mocha**
It's gotta be a trap!
**[02:26] Pipil**
There's no way I'd be passed over for her!
***SIGN*** At least we all think it's shady, right?
***SIGN*** Let's check out the park.
**[02:55] Kid**
C'mon, don't cry.
**[02:56] Momo**
What is it?
**[02:57] Kid**
We can't reach the other side.
**[03:01] Momo**
That's a shame.
**[03:03] Momo**
I need to cross, too!
**[03:07] Momo**
Okay, leave this to me.
**[03:13] Momo**
This should do it.
**[03:16] Momo**
Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
**[03:18] Momo**
Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
**[03:21] Momo**
Become a policewoman with an adult touch!
**[03:34] Momo**
There, all finished.
**[03:38] Momo**
I've got to hurry!
**[03:46] Kid**
Thanks!
**[03:47] Girl**
Did that girl ask you to help us?
**[03:51] Momo**
Well, go on ahead!
**[03:52] Kids**
Thanks!
**[03:57] Momo**
*Oh, no!*
**[04:01] Kids**
Thanks so much!
**[04:03] Kids**
See you!
**[04:04] Momo**
Goodbye!
**[04:08] Momo**
I'm sorry!
**[04:09] Marie**
Oh, ma'am! Where are you off to?
**[04:11] Marie**
I'm new and I'm still learning.
**[04:14] Marie**
I want to learn more about this town!
**[04:16] Momo**
Oh, w-well, I...
**[04:17] Marie**
Just get in, quick!
**[04:21] Girl**
Policewomen have so much to do, huh?
**[04:23] Kid**
Must be hard.
**[04:25] Marie**
I'm Marie!
**[04:27] Marie**
I've been looking for an
established policewoman.
**[04:29] Marie**
I don't know my way around at all.
**[04:31] Marie**
I don't know what I'd have done
if I hadn't found you there!
**[04:45] Momo**
Wh-What's the matter?
**[04:46] Marie**
A parking violation!
**[04:48] Momo**
*Honestly!*
**[04:49] Momo**
What will I do?
**[04:55] Momo**
Perfect. I'll turn back there!
**[05:02] Momo**
This should be safe.
**[05:06] Man**
Sorry, please forgive me!
**[05:08] Momo**
What? For what?
**[05:09] Man**
It was a one-time thing!
**[05:10] Man**
I'm sorry!
**[05:11] Momo**
Wait, were you stealing that car?
**[05:13] Man**
Yes!
**[05:17] Man**
What a beautiful cop!
**[05:19] Momo**
What will I do?
**[05:20] Momo**
If you're a car thief... I
suppose I have to arrest you?
**[05:24] Man**
Arrest me!
**[05:25] Man**
It wasn't a one-time thing!
I'm a repeat offender!
**[05:27] Man**
A professional thief!
**[05:28] Man**
Arrest me, please!
**[05:31] Momo**
P-Promise you won't do it
again, and I'll let you go.
**[05:34] Man**
No, thanks. I wanna be arrested.
**[05:37] Momo**
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
**[05:39] Momo**
*I don't have time for this.*
**[05:40] Momo**
So long!
**[05:41] Man**
Don't run away!
**[05:43] Momo**
Help! Police!
**[05:45] Man**
Aren't *you* the police?
**[05:48] Momo**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Couldn't we take a break?
**[05:53] Mocha**
But Momo could die!
**[05:55] Pipil**
Yes! There's no way I'd
be passed over for her!
***SIGN*** This doesn't quite add up.
**[05:59] Marie**
Impressive work, ma'am!
**[06:02] Marie**
You arrested a car thief!
**[06:04] Momo**
I feel like I'm the one in handcuffs, though.
**[06:07] Momo**
Hey, Marie. Could you take
him to the station for me?
**[06:10] Marie**
Me? But you're the one who...
**[06:12] Momo**
That's an order from your superior.
**[06:14] Marie**
Yes, ma'am!
**[06:15] Momo**
Later!
**[06:16] Man**
Wait, are you leaving?
**[06:18] Man**
Don't go!
**[06:19] Marie**
You stay here!
**[06:51] Gang**
We, the attendant gangs, pledge
to fight fair and square
**[06:55] Gang**
with a truly villainous spirit!
**[07:00] Boss 1**
Ready, men?
**[07:01] Boss 1**
We're gonna settle this fair and square!
**[07:05] Boss 2**
Our turf's riding on this fight.
**[07:09] Boss 2**
There'll be no cheating, all right?
**[07:12] Boss 2**
If anyone tries anything...
**[07:17] Boss 1**
Yeah, if they do...
**[07:31] Momo**
I should be safe here.
**[07:33] Momo**
Now...
**[07:43] Thief**
H-How'd you know I was here?
**[07:45] Thief**
Please, forgive me!
**[07:47] Momo**
I...
**[07:48] Thief**
I've got twelve starving
kids waiting for me at home!
**[07:54] Thief**
My wife's sick, my grandmother's senile,
**[07:59] Thief**
and I'm unemployed...
**[08:02] Thief**
Oh, my life is so bleak!
**[08:05] Momo**
Really? Here, then.
**[08:08] Momo**
Here. You can have this.
**[08:10] Momo**
Just leave the things you stole here.
**[08:12] Thief**
Is it that simple?
**[08:13] Thief**
Oh, what a kind policewoman!
**[08:18] Thief**
I see.
**[08:19] Thief**
Oh, what a kind person you are!
**[08:21] Thief**
I swear I'll pay you back.
**[08:25] Thief**
Thanks so much!
**[08:49] Butler**
Master, how did your job go today?
**[09:25] Thief**
I appear to have made an
uncharacteristic error.
**[09:28] Butler**
What?! You, Phantom Thief
Lupinne, made an error?
**[09:32] Lupinne**
Yes.
**[09:34] Lupinne**
A single black spot on my
brilliant criminal career.
**[09:42] Lupinne**
And yet... what a beautiful,
kind woman she was...
***SIGN*** I'm done for!
**[09:58] Mocha**
Darn it, Sindbook!
**[10:01] Mocha**
Don't you care about Momo?
**[10:02] Pipil**
Yeah! You can't just pass out here!
***SIGN*** I just need a little break!
**[10:06] Pipil**
Darn it!
**[10:08] Woman**
What a cute little bird.
**[10:10] Man**
Yeah.
**[10:11] Pipil**
Oh? I am cute, aren't I?
**[10:15] Woman**
A police car?
**[10:16] Man**
There must have been an incident!
**[10:17] Pipil**
Oh, how rude!
**[10:20] Marie**
Wait!
**[10:22] Marie**
Hey, wait up!
**[10:25] Marie**
Hey! Wait up!
**[10:27] Man**
I won't be arrested by a dud like you!
**[10:28] Man**
I want that pretty policewoman!
**[10:31] Marie**
Give back my patrol car!
**[10:37] Momo**
Oh?
**[10:38] Marie**
Come back here!
**[10:40] Momo**
Oh, that silly Marie. She's hopeless.
**[10:43] Momo**
Stop right there! Stop!
**[10:46] Man**
Wh-What's that kid doing there?!
**[10:49] Marie**
Hey, little girl! You're in danger!
**[10:52] Momo**
Oh, no! I'm not transformed!
**[11:05] Momo**
I'm saved!
**[11:09] Momo**
I've got to transform and fix this!
**[11:12] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:12] sign**
Minky Momo
**[11:19] Marie**
Get back here!
**[11:22] Marie**
I've got you!
**[11:24] Man**
No! I don't want you!
**[11:25] Momo**
Excuse me.
**[11:27] Man**
No! No!
**[11:30] Momo**
Marie!
**[11:31] Marie**
Ma'am!
**[11:31] Man**
Hey, the pretty cop!
**[11:33] Man/Marie**
I've been looking everywhere for you!
**[11:41] Momo**
I have to hurry!
**[11:42] Marie**
Where have you been?
**[11:43] Radio**
*Calling all cars!*
**[11:45] Radio**
*The Somewhere Bank is currently being robbed!*
**[11:47] Radio**
*Hurry to the scene at once!*
**[11:49] Radio**
*Hurry to the scene at once!*
**[11:51] Momo**
Marie, there's something
I need to take care, so...
**[12:03] Marie/Man**
Get in!
**[12:04] Momo**
But I have something I need to take care of!
**[12:06] Man**
Just get *in*!
**[12:19] Robber**
H-Hurry! Give up the money!
**[12:21] President**
G-Go on, do it!
**[12:23] Receptionist**
R-Right!
**[12:25] Robber**
Hurry it up!
**[12:26] President**
We're doing it now!
**[12:55] Momo**
Oh, what a reckless driver!
**[12:58] Momo**
Are you the one?
**[12:59] Robber**
S-Stay back! I'll shoot!
**[13:04] Momo**
Why do you have to cause so much trouble?
**[13:06] Momo**
Don't you realize I'm busy?
**[13:07] Momo**
Get a grip already!
**[13:09] Man**
S-S-Stay back!
**[13:11] Man**
I really will shoot!
**[13:12] Momo**
I'm in a *very* bad mood!
**[13:15] Man**
S-Stay back! Please!
**[13:18] Man**
Stay back!
**[13:20] Man**
I-I'll shoot!
**[13:26] Momo**
You wouldn't shoot anyone.
**[13:28] Marie**
Yes!
**[13:30] Man**
I'm so sorry.
**[13:32] Man**
It was a one-time thing...
**[13:37] Momo**
Where's the back entrance?
**[13:38] President**
That way!
**[13:40] Momo**
I see.
**[13:41] Marie**
Ma'am! Are you leaving?
**[13:44] Man**
Yeah, are you?
**[13:46] Momo**
Oh, right.
**[13:47] Momo**
Take this!
**[13:48] Marie**
M-Ma'am?!
**[13:49] Momo**
Bye-bye!
**[13:58] Lupinne**
I wish to see that woman again.
**[14:01] Lupinne**
Take me back.
**[14:02] Butler**
Of course, sir.
**[14:10] Lupinne**
What *is* your name?
**[14:13] Mocha**
We're finally to the park!
**[14:17] Men**
Go! Yeah!
**[14:22] Boss**
He's catching up! Hurry!
**[14:24] Boss**
You'll pay for it if you lose!
**[14:31] Pipil**
What's this all about?
***SIGN*** It looks like an athletic meet.
**[14:37] Delinquent**
What the heck is this?
**[14:39] Delinquent**
It's gonna ruin our whole love letter scam.
**[14:41] Pipil**
Love letter?!
**[14:44] Delinquent**
We sent out ten of them.
**[14:46] Delinquent**
At least one of them will be here.
**[14:47] Delinquent**
We just need them to get to the park.
***SIGN*** H-Hold on.
***SIGN*** Let's find Momo first.
***SIGN*** We don't want her finding out about this!
**[15:04] Momo**
I'm running so late!
**[15:08] Momo**
Not good!
**[15:09] Momo**
What are they doing here?
**[15:11] Momo**
If I run into them, they'll
ruin my first-ever date!
**[15:15] Momo**
What an unlucky day!
**[15:20] Men**
Yeah! Push for it!
**[15:25] Delinquent**
The girls are gonna be
too scared to come close.
**[15:28] Delinquent**
You wanna give up, then?
**[15:30] Delinquent**
But anyone who'd fall for
a silly letter like that
**[15:33] Delinquent**
is gonna be one big dummy.
**[15:36] Delinquent**
You said it!
**[15:45] Boss**
Almost there!
**[15:47] Boss**
Go! Full speed ahead!
**[16:04] Boss**
Yes! The turf is ours now!
**[16:07] All**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[16:10] Boss**
They cheated! Get 'em!
**[16:15] Boss**
You won't beat us!
***SIGN*** Wh-What's going on?
**[16:26] Pipil**
Sindbook! Run!
**[16:29] Delinquent**
That dog did it!
**[16:30] Delinquent**
Grab him!
**[16:33] Momo**
Oh, no! I've got to get in there!
**[16:53] Marie**
There she is!
**[17:01] Marie**
There she is!
**[17:02] Mocha**
Run into the big brawl!
***SIGN*** That seems like the best option!
***SIGN*** Jump!
**[17:13] Delinquent**
Wait!
**[17:15] Momo**
Sindbook! Mocha! Pipil!
**[17:21] Lupinne**
I'm here to help!
**[17:25] Momo**
Sindbook!
***SIGN*** Momo! We're over here!
**[17:29] Momo**
Sindbook!
***SIGN*** Momo!
***SIGN*** Why are you dressed like that, Momo?
**[17:36] Delinquent**
Darn it. That's the dog!
**[17:39] Marie**
Sorry!
**[17:45] Boss**
It's a cop! All right...
**[17:48] Lupinne**
Don't you dare!
**[17:52] Man**
Officer!
**[17:58] Man**
Officer!
**[18:00] Delinquent**
Not good. Better make tracks.
**[18:03] Mocha**
That's the one!
**[18:06] Delinquent**
Let me go! Let me go!
***SIGN*** Oh, no!
**[18:15] Delinquent**
Give my love letter back!
**[18:16] Momo**
Love letter?
***SIGN*** N-Not good!
**[18:21] Momo**
"I fell in love with you at first si—"
**[18:26] Momo**
*You* wrote this?
**[18:27] Delinquent**
Yeah, all of them.
**[18:29] Delinquent**
I was waiting for someone
dumb enough to fall for it.
**[19:12] Momo**
That's a really awful prank.
**[19:18] Momo**
Every girl waits excitedly
for a letter like that.
***SIGN*** M-Momo...
**[19:28] Lupinne**
Beautiful.
**[19:35] King**
I thought we'd see another
happy tear get added!
**[19:39] King**
But I guess it didn't
work out right this time.
**[19:43] Queen**
It does appear that way.
**[19:47] King**
It's aces!
**[19:50] King**
Great work!
**[20:02] Queen**
An emerald!
**[20:06] Queen**
Oh, how beautiful!
**[20:09] Queen**
But why?
**[20:10] Chief**
Certificate of commendation!
**[20:11] Chief**
You did a great job!
**[20:13] Chief**
Despite being a fragile policewoman,
your courage and quick decision-making
**[20:19] Chief**
resulted in the arrests of a car
thief, Phantom Thief Lupinne,
**[20:21] Chief**
a bank robber, local delinquents, and a gang!
**[20:27] Marie**
Um...
**[20:28] Marie**
It was my senior who did all that.
**[20:30] Chief**
But we don't have a policewoman
matching that description here.
**[20:35] Chief**
You get the credit for all of this!
**[20:47] Pipil**
Poor Momo.
***SIGN*** Let's give her some time.
**[21:02] Momo**
* I'm sure I'll get a real*
* love letter some day.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:08] Momo**
Hi, Minky Momo here!
**[22:10] Momo**
The latest jewel in the crown is an emerald!
**[22:12] Momo**
It means "a happy wife."
**[22:14] Momo**
Ah, but when will Momo become a wife?
**[22:18] Momo**
Now, this is big! Next time, I'm singing!
**[22:20] Momo**
And I'll be singing a masterpiece
that wins a grand prix!
**[22:23] Momo**
Next time on *Fairy Princess Minky Momo*:
**[22:25] Momo**
"The Forest Music Festival."
**[22:28] Momo**
Oh, dear, that didn't work.
**[22:30] Momo**
I can sing my theme songs, after all...
**[22:33] Momo**
I'm so nervous, though!