94 - THE LAZY FUJIMI HOT SPRINGS BUS TRIP

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    GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:15] ---
    I'm backing out of the trip.
[00:17] ---
    I'm cancelling.
[00:19] ---
    Give it back!
[00:21] ---
    Give me back
    my massively swollen expectations!
[00:30] ---
    The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:34] ---
    There are things you can't see.
[00:37] ---
    See? In the darkness behind you...
[00:56] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[00:56] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:00] ---
    Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:00] ---
    asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
[01:05] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:05] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:09] ---
    Ghosts don't have school
[01:09] ---
    obakenya gakkou mo
[01:12] ---
    Or tests or anything
[01:12] ---
    shiken mo nannimo nai
[01:17] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:17] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
[01:29] ---
    Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
[01:33] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:33] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:38] ---
    obake wa shinanai
[01:38] ---
    Ghosts don't die
[01:42] ---
    byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:42] ---
    Or get sick or anything
[01:46] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:46] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[02:15] ---
    What a great shot!
[02:17] ---
    Here goes!
[02:18] ---
    Yay!
[02:22] ---
    What a crock.
[02:26] ---
    Why do humans
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    feel the need to make everything so shiny?
[02:44] ---
    Nurarihyon-sama, what is that?
[02:47] ---
    I've been doing a little spying.
[02:51] ---
    Oh?
[02:54] ---
    Is that so?
[02:57] ---
    CHAPTER 94
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    THE LAZY FUJIMI HOT SPRINGS BUS TRIP
[03:04] ---
    What?! Cancelling?!
[03:08] ---
    Yup. I'm backing out of the trip.
[03:10] ---
    "Backing out"?! This soon before it?
[03:13] ---
    Day of a pleasure trip or not,
    trouble doesn't hold out for anything.
[03:18] ---
    Whoops!
[03:20] ---
    Find him?!
[03:21] ---
    No, sir.
[03:22] ---
    Be sure to find him!
[03:23] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:26] ---
    Anyway,
[03:27] ---
    I'm cancelling.
[03:29] ---
    Later!
[03:30] ---
    Hey!
[03:31] ---
    UNKNOWN NUMBER
    CALL ENDED
[03:31] ---
    That stupid rat!
[03:35] ---
    Let's call it off.
[03:36] ---
    We'll find another day when
    Rat Man can join...
[03:39] ---
    Are you serious?!
[03:41] ---
    Ahem.
[03:42] ---
    I have an idea.
[03:47] ---
    I wouldn't want to tag along
    on your wedding anniversary trip.
[03:51] ---
    Sure, sure.
[03:53] ---
    Okay. Good night.
[03:56] ---
    Still, I wish I could
    go to some hot springs, too.
[04:10] ---
    Huh?
[04:13] ---
    Mana!
[04:15] ---
    Mana-chan!
[04:17] ---
    Huh? Huh?!
[04:18] ---
    FUJIMI HOT SPRINGS
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    Huh?!
[04:43] ---
    Hello?
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    Owner?
[04:47] ---
    Is the owner in?
[04:47] ---
    NO HUMANS ALLOWED
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    Right here!
[04:59] ---
    Just wait...
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    a moment.
[05:11] ---
    Ugh.
[05:12] ---
    It's so hot.
[05:15] ---
    Thank you for coming.
[05:19] ---
    NEBUTORI
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    We have a reservation for eight.
[05:23] ---
    We appreciate your hospitality.
[05:25] ---
    Ah, I can't wait to hit the hot springs!
[05:28] ---
    Come on! Hurry up, Rat Man!
[05:30] ---
    S-Sure, sure.
[05:33] ---
    Hold it!
[05:37] ---
    I-Is there a problem?
[05:54] ---
    She may not look it,
    but this girl is actually a yokai!
[05:58] ---
    That's right!
[05:59] ---
    Come on!
    Breathe a little fire to show her!
[06:01] ---
    As if I could!
[06:02] ---
    Good people,
[06:04] ---
    I know I'm just a novice who
    became the owner only 150 years ago.
[06:09] ---
    But my predecessor, and her predecessor,
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    and since way back before her,
    this place has always been for yokai only!
[06:17] ---
    Why?
[06:19] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[06:24] ---
    Why do you think it is?
[06:27] ---
    I wonder why it is?
[06:30] ---
    Excuse me.
[06:32] ---
    I apologizing for lying to you.
[06:35] ---
    But could you make
    a special exception just this once?
[06:40] ---
    She's a dear friend of mine.
[06:45] ---
    Well, if you insist, Kitaro-san.
[06:53] ---
    Welcome to the Fujimi Hot Springs.
[06:57] ---
    CAVE BATHS
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    Ahh...
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    The water's great.
[07:09] ---
    Some theories say Mt. Fuji's name comes
    from the word "fushi," meaning "immortal."
[07:15] ---
    Perhaps the elixir of immortality that
    China's Qin Shi Huang sought...
[07:22] ---
    Dammit!
[07:26] ---
    Thanks for your usual explanations!
[07:29] ---
    Why you mad?
[07:31] ---
    I... I thought it was mixed bathing!
[07:35] ---
    Give it back!
[07:37] ---
    Give me back
    my massively swollen expectations!
[07:45] ---
    Let's drink until we don't care anymore!
[07:48] ---
    Rollo...!
[07:49] ---
    Huh? Rollo?
[07:54] ---
    Ya can't have hot springs without this.
[07:56] ---
    Oh, good boys and girls shouldn't do this.
[08:00] ---
    This is truly a cleansin' of the soul!
[08:03] ---
    The cotton sees...
[08:06] ---
    just beyond the steam!
[08:12] ---
    I'll kiss you.
[08:14] ---
    Hag!
[08:15] ---
    Oh my cotton!
[08:20] ---
    Huh?
[08:22] ---
    You can't have hot springs without...
[08:24] ---
    Hot springs ping pong!
[08:27] ---
    Hot springs karaoke!
[08:29] ---
    Yay.
[08:30] ---
    Hot springs massage chairs!
[08:34] ---
    And yet...
[08:37] ---
    Can't you all enjoy it a little more?!
    We're on vacation here!
[08:42] ---
    Considering that we're at hot springs,
    wouldn't it be a waste not to relax?
[08:50] ---
    What wrong?
[08:51] ---
    I saw somethin' not of this world.
[08:56] ---
    Honestly, humans don't know
    how to take it easy.
[09:01] ---
    Yokai take it easy wherever they go.
[09:04] ---
    Can't you all cut loose for once
    at the hot springs?
[09:11] ---
    Perhaps she has a point.
[09:13] ---
    Then what should we do?
[09:37] ---
    I'm out!
[09:40] ---
    You're too weak, Cat-san!
[09:42] ---
    Eighth loss in row.
[09:47] ---
    Why do you hand me
    the old maid every time?!
[09:49] ---
    I mean, you've got such a good poker face
    I can never tell!
[09:53] ---
    This is my normal face.
[09:55] ---
    You, on the other hand,
    are way too easy to read, Catchick.
[09:59] ---
    Sh-Shut up! Let's go again!
[10:02] ---
    She ain't stoppin' until she wins.
[10:07] ---
    Excuse me for interrupting your enjoyment.
[10:11] ---
    Ah! Time to eat!
[10:13] ---
    We've been waitin' for it!
[10:15] ---
    Let's keep drinking!
[10:17] ---
    Yeah!
[10:29] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[10:31] ---
    Oh, it's been rather frequent recently.
[10:35] ---
    The energy that swirls
    deep below Fuji...
[10:39] ---
    It's what feeds the hot springs.
    It's what allows for this inn.
[10:44] ---
    But it can be quite rambunctious.
[10:55] ---
    Imbibe!
[10:59] ---
    To suppress the surge in the energy
    of Fuji every few decades...
[11:04] ---
    That is the important duty that is
    passed down along owners of this inn.
[11:26] ---
    That last time I went was 50 years ago.
[11:28] ---
    My waist already barely fit then.
[11:32] ---
    Look at it now.
[11:33] ---
    I tried numerous times,
    but I couldn't fit through the hole so...
[11:36] ---
    Wait a minute!
[11:38] ---
    N-Now, now. There's no need to worry.
[11:41] ---
    From the look of things, it's still safe.
[11:44] ---
    Are you really sure?!
[11:46] ---
    Yes.
[11:48] ---
    In the meantime,
    I'll tighten up by dieting...
[11:51] ---
    That'll never happen.
[11:53] ---
    Never ever.
[11:56] ---
    Huh?
[11:57] ---
    Excuse me.
[11:59] ---
    Shall I go in your place?
[12:02] ---
    Huh?!
[12:03] ---
    You made an exception
    letting me stay, so...
[12:07] ---
    It's not dangerous, is it?
[12:09] ---
    Well, no...
[12:11] ---
    Then I can go alone...
[12:13] ---
    Me too.
[12:17] ---
    I'll go with you.
[12:23] ---
    Sure!
[12:27] ---
    It's empty.
[12:29] ---
    I guess the energy it absorbs
    gradually leaks out over time.
[12:36] ---
    Huh?
[12:38] ---
    Thanks for coming with me!
[12:42] ---
    It's nothing. I just wasn't hungry yet.
[12:46] ---
    Come on. You're supposed to say,
    "It's because you're my dear friend."
[12:50] ---
    Right?
[12:51] ---
    Okay! Try again!
[12:59] ---
    You're my dear...
[13:07] ---
    What?!
[13:12] ---
    Mana!
[13:14] ---
    A yokai?! I thought it was safe here!
[13:26] ---
    HANIWA-MUSHA
[13:33] ---
    THIS FEELS GREAT
[13:36] ---
    YOKAI NEBUTORI
[13:38] ---
    -"What?"
    -"Fart."
[13:39] ---
    "Fwish!"
[13:41] ---
    The Haniwa-Musha is
    the guardian of that cave.
[13:53] ---
    Now that its object of worship
    has been destroyed,
[13:57] ---
    "the slaughterer of that cave"
    is a better description...
[14:02] ---
    of what it has become.
[14:06] ---
    Remote Controlled Geta!
[14:14] ---
    There's no end to it!
[14:15] ---
    Then I'll leave nothing behind!
[14:18] ---
    Don't!
[14:19] ---
    Using Finger Guns
    in an enclosed space like this...
[14:31] ---
    Such a superb scheme, Nurarihyon-sama.
[14:35] ---
    I'm blown away.
[14:37] ---
    This is nothing to be impressed by.
[14:41] ---
    Just wait and see.
[14:56] ---
    Kitaro!
[15:07] ---
    To suppress the surge in the energy
    of Fuji every few decades...
[15:11] ---
    But it can be quite rambunctious.
[15:16] ---
    Kitaro!
[15:18] ---
    That clay thing probably runs
    on the energy of Fuji!
[15:32] ---
    Kitaro!
[15:42] ---
    Take care of it...
[15:43] ---
    Mana!
[15:45] ---
    Got it!
[16:01] ---
    What is this?!
[16:11] ---
    Mana!
[16:19] ---
    I can't...
[16:22] ---
    She's a dear friend of mine.
[16:26] ---
    I'll go with you.
[16:28] ---
    Take care of it...
[16:30] ---
    Mana!
[16:35] ---
    Hold on, Kitaro!
[16:42] ---
    Mana!
[16:59] ---
    Imbibe!
[17:20] ---
    Spirit Hair...
[17:21] ---
    Chanchanko!
[17:32] ---
    Mana!
[17:34] ---
    This must have been caused
    by somebody breaking this.
[17:42] ---
    I kind of twisted it.
[17:44] ---
    Once I relaxed it started hurting.
[17:52] ---
    Thanks. This is far enough.
    I must be heavy.
[17:56] ---
    Hey, I said I'm okay!
[18:03] ---
    You're my...
[18:05] ---
    dear friend, right?
[18:13] ---
    Yeah.
[18:19] ---
    Oh my, I do apologize...
[18:21] ---
    for this whole mess.
[18:23] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[18:26] ---
    It's fine.
[18:27] ---
    Nobody expected
    a clay statue to go all cray.
[18:32] ---
    Cray?
[18:33] ---
    I'm going to take this opportunity
    to seriously diet!
[18:39] ---
    Will it really be all right?
[18:40] ---
    It'll be fine!
[18:43] ---
    We can come next year and the next
    and the next and keep coming,
[18:47] ---
    and just drain
    the energy of Fuji each time!
[18:50] ---
    Right?
[19:05] ---
    How's this?!
[19:11] ---
    What's the meaning of this?
[19:12] ---
    I thought you had more than enough
    blood for the resurrection.
[19:16] ---
    Why do you think
    I went to Southeast Asia?!
[19:19] ---
    An intense impact is required
    to trigger a life.
[19:24] ---
    This is Backbeard-sama's life
    we're trying to restart here!
[19:28] ---
    A lightning bolt just doesn't
    have enough power!
[19:31] ---
    It's your job to do something about that!
[19:34] ---
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[19:42] ---
    A Japanese yokai?!
[19:43] ---
    How did you enter this castle?!
[19:46] ---
    I just slipped in.
[19:50] ---
    A little bird told me...
[19:54] ---
    that you're having problems.
[20:03] ---
    What do you want?!
[20:05] ---
    You'd never guess.
[20:07] ---
    Nurarihyon-sama's gift
    was something even I didn't expect,
[20:13] ---
    and I'm his number one servant.
[20:16] ---
    Wolfgang!
[20:22] ---
    You mentioned a gift?
[20:25] ---
    Indeed.
[20:29] ---
    The energy of Fuji.
[20:32] ---
    It's something far beyond
[20:35] ---
    a simple lightning bolt.
[21:03] ---
    I have awakened from my deep slumber.
[21:14] ---
    In the name of Backbeard-sama.
[21:24] ---
    What is the meaning of this,
    Japanese yokai?
[21:28] ---
    I wish to join forces with you.
[21:32] ---
    Oh?
[21:34] ---
    Our most powerful enemy...
[21:37] ---
    Our mutual enemy...
[21:40] ---
    To destroy him.
[21:44] ---
    Interesting.
[21:47] ---
    I'm listening.
[21:50] ---
    Bibibi no bi...
[21:54] ---
    Hmph. Crap.
    The weather's looking to get ugly.
[22:06] ---
    harimegurasareta kiseisen
    binkan ni narisugita bukimi na machi wa
[22:06] ---
    Bound by restrictive lines
    This overly sensitive, ominous town
[22:12] ---
    gensou ga unda muhouchitai
    me wo sorashiteru hito bakari
[22:12] ---
    A lawless place born of illusion
    People turn back and look away
[22:17] ---
    sono ki ni natte tameshiteminatte
    bika shitenaide genjitsu wo shitte
[22:17] ---
    Get on your feet and try it out
    Know the truth without romanticizing it
[22:22] ---
    kuso majime ni yatterannai hi mo aruyo
    toki ni kamidanomi
[22:22] ---
    Sometimes you just can't be so serious
    Sometimes you just have to pray
[22:27] ---
    unmei no amidakuji
[22:27] ---
    Amidakuji of fate
[22:30] ---
    noruka soruka no hanashi
[22:30] ---
    It's either all or nothing
[22:33] ---
    unmei no amidakuji
[22:33] ---
    Amidakuji of fate
[22:35] ---
    yubi de nazotte
[22:35] ---
    Trace it with your finger
[22:37] ---
    saa motto fukaku made
[22:37] ---
    There, ever deeper
[22:43] ---
    sono me de mite furete
[22:43] ---
    See it yourself and touch it
[22:48] ---
    wagamonogao ga habikoru
    kono sekai ni iyake ga sasuyo
[22:48] ---
    I'm sick of this world
    Where everyone acts so selfish
[22:54] ---
    shinjitsu wa mushoku toumei de
[22:54] ---
    The truth is colorless and transparent
[22:57] ---
    sukoshi dake tsumetai
[22:57] ---
    And just a little cold
[23:02] ---
    Backbeard and Nurarihyon join forces.
[23:05] ---
    Dad...
[23:07] ---
    Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:09] ---
    "The GreatYokai Alliance"
[23:12] ---
    The door to the unseen world opens...
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