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11 - CONQUER JAPAN! THE 808 TANUKI ARMY

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[00:16] ---
    GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:23] ---
    Kitaro.
[00:24] ---
    You will convince the other yokai
    to come under our rule!
[00:35] ---
    The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:38] ---
    There are things you can't see.
[00:41] ---
    See? In the darkness behind you...
[01:01] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:01] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:05] ---
    Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:05] ---
    asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
[01:09] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:09] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:13] ---
    Ghosts don't have school
[01:13] ---
    obakenya gakkou mo
[01:17] ---
    Or tests or anything
[01:17] ---
    shiken mo nannimo nai
[01:21] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:26] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:26] ---
    minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:34] ---
    Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
[01:34] ---
    yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
[01:38] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:38] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:42] ---
    Ghosts don't die
[01:42] ---
    obake wa shinanai
[01:46] ---
    Or get sick or anything
[01:46] ---
    byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:50] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:03] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[02:03] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:30] ---
    Drip, drip, drip...
[02:34] ---
    Darkness drips, blood drips.
    Who writhes there?

[02:51] ---
    CHAPTER 11
[02:52] ---
    CONQUER JAPAN! THE 808 TANUKI ARMY
[03:06] ---
    Huh?
[03:09] ---
    What the...? The moon split.
[03:11] ---
    What's going on?
[03:12] ---
    -Whoa!
    -Is it some sort of CG event?
[03:14] ---
    The moon's falling!
[03:25] ---
    Huh?
[03:26] ---
    -It stopped.
    -You're right!
[03:27] ---
    What's going on?!
[03:28] ---
    I repeat, civilians are asked
    to refrain from going out.

[03:30] ---
    SECOND MOON APPEARS OVER TOKYO BAY
[03:32] ---
    Currently, the second moon-like object...
[03:34] ---
    Mana, what should we do?
[03:37] ---
    Mana!
[03:38] ---
    But I can't connect to the internet!
[03:40] ---
    I can't use RAIN messenger!
[03:42] ---
    Complaining about the internet
    at a time like this?
[03:44] ---
    I can't reach Dad either!
[03:47] ---
    Don't worry about him.
[03:49] ---
    Why are you so confident?
[03:51] ---
    He goes to the office even when all
    the trains are down from a typhoon.
[03:55] ---
    He'll come home no matter what.
[04:00] ---
    This is to the government of Japan.
[04:03] ---
    Hand over control to us,
    the 808 Tanuki, immediately.

[04:07] ---
    The second moon is but a warning.
[04:11] ---
    Resist, and something even worse
    shall befall Japan.

[04:15] ---
    What do we do?!
[04:17] ---
    But, they're tanuki!
[04:18] ---
    Dealing with tanuki is like a joke.
    Never saw it coming!
[04:22] ---
    The second moon is a reality!
[04:25] ---
    100 meters across, it remains
    stationary at 500 meters in the air.
[04:29] ---
    Taking control of the airwaves is
    a violation of radio laws!
[04:32] ---
    Prime Minister. Victory to the quick.
    Let's shoot down the second moon!
[04:37] ---
    And who will take responsibility
    if we do that?
[04:40] ---
    Then what do we do?!
[04:42] ---
    First, for bay areas A to H,
[04:45] ---
    send an emergency evacuation order to
    anyone within 5 km of the second moon.
[04:49] ---
    Place a curfew over the other areas.
[04:52] ---
    A curfew has been placed
    over this entire area.

[04:58] ---
    "Cat-san,tanuki are on TV demanding
    the government hand over Japan!!"
[05:00] ---
    Oh man.
[05:00] ---
    
"Error. Message cannot be sent.
    Please try again."

[05:02] ---
    It's still no good...
[05:04] ---
    I know!
[05:09] ---
    I should put a letter in
    the Yokai Mailbox.
[05:14] ---
    I think it was around here.
[05:16] ---
    Mana-chan!
[05:19] ---
    Oh, Rat Man-san. Don't scare me like that.
[05:23] ---
    What are you doing?
    The city's under martial law.
[05:26] ---
    Where are you going?
[05:27] ---
    I was taking this letter to
    the Yokai Mailbox.
[05:30] ---
    Hmm. Kitaro, huh?
[05:33] ---
    Tanuki folks! I've got a traitor here!
[05:45] ---
    Huh?!
[05:52] ---
    It's the age of the tanuki now.
[05:54] ---
    Right, boss?
[05:59] ---
    We don't want Kitaro
    getting involved right now.
[06:03] ---
    Take the young girl away.
[06:09] ---
    No! Let go!
[06:11] ---
    Let go of me!
[06:24] ---
    "The 808 Tanuki have appeared
    and Japan's in trouble!
[06:28] ---
    Help!! Mana Inuyama."
[06:30] ---
    Hmm. The 808 Tanuki, huh?
[06:32] ---
    You know of them, Dad?
[06:34] ---
    Yes.
[06:36] ---
    The 808 Tanuki were a group of tanuki
    that once occupied the Shikoku region.
[06:42] ---
    Gyobu-Danuki, the tanuki with
    the greatest yokai power, leads.
[06:46] ---
    With Danichiro, Danjiro, Danzaburo, and
    their tanuki followers, they number 808.
[06:52] ---
    The reason they ruled Shikoku
[06:54] ---
    was largely due to the power of
    the Yokai Beast they worship.
[06:59] ---
    However, over 200 years ago,
    a famous monk
[07:03] ---
    was said to have used a paper talisman
    to seal them away.
[07:07] ---
    So, if the 808 Tanuki
    are back, that means...
[07:10] ---
    Indeed. Someone must have broken the seal.
[07:13] ---
    Kitaro, we can't just sit around!
[07:15] ---
    Right, Dad.
[07:19] ---
    Two moons?
[07:21] ---
    No. One is the Yokai Beast's egg.
[07:24] ---
    Its egg?
[07:25] ---
    Yes. The Yokai Beast comes from
    a 700-year-old snake, called the Koryu
[07:30] ---
    that enters a mirage and lays its egg.
[07:33] ---
    That egg falls to the earth,
    and after centuries underground,
[07:38] ---
    it rises to the sky once again.
[07:42] ---
    What does that mean?
[07:44] ---
    Gyobu-Danuki and the others don't seem to
    know how to get that egg down from there.
[07:50] ---
    If it should fall to the earth, the Yokai
    Beast will awaken and it'll be a disaster.
[07:55] ---
    We have to do something first...
[08:03] ---
    What?!
[08:04] ---
    What is it, Catchick?
[08:06] ---
    It's saying the tanuki have taken Mana!
[08:17] ---
    Huh?!
[08:18] ---
    They're under this rock?!
[08:21] ---
    This is a Shakushi Rock.
[08:23] ---
    They used to be on the side of
    lonely rural roads,
[08:27] ---
    but with the housing development, this one
    ended getting left in a place like this.
[08:42] ---
    I didn't realize there was
    such a tunnel beneath Tokyo.
[08:45] ---
    The 808 Tanuki must have
    used underground tunnels
[08:50] ---
    to get from Shikoku to Tokyo.
[08:54] ---
    Gyobu-Danuki-sama!
[08:57] ---
    What?
[08:58] ---
    GYOBU-DANUKI
[09:00] ---
    This is Mana Inuyama.
    She's friends with Kitaro.
[09:05] ---
    Kitaro is the yokai you mentioned before
    who acts like a hero?
[09:11] ---
    That's right. Because of them, I don't
    know how many times I've been hurt!
[09:16] ---
    He's always helping you!
[09:19] ---
    Listen, Mana-chan.
    This is the world of yokai.
[09:22] ---
    Human or yokai, you can tell
    whose words carry more weight, right?
[09:32] ---
    Kitaro!
[09:36] ---
    Prime Minister, in five minutes defense
    forces will begin the second moon attack.
[09:40] ---
    Is that all right?
[09:43] ---
    But...
[09:44] ---
    Why are you hesitating?!
[09:46] ---
    It'll be too late once
    there's secondary damage!
[09:51] ---
    So you're Kitaro!
[09:52] ---
    Oh? Isn't he handsome?
[09:55] ---
    808 Tanuki, give Mana back!
[09:58] ---
    Kitaro, was it?
[10:00] ---
    Have you never read
    the Yokai Dictionary preface?
[10:05] ---
    You mean that stuff about the 21st century
    being the age of yokai?
[10:09] ---
    That's right.
[10:10] ---
    Our rule is prophesized destiny,
    so to speak.
[10:14] ---
    If you consider yourself a yokai,
    what problem is there for you?
[10:19] ---
    I'm not interested in anything like that.
[10:22] ---
    The humans will eventually
    be ruled by us tanuki.
[10:26] ---
    Kitaro.
[10:28] ---
    You will convince the other yokai
    to come under our rule!
[10:34] ---
    I could never do that!
[10:37] ---
    Do you care what happens to
    this female if you refuse?
[10:42] ---
    Hurry and decide, Prime Minister!
[10:44] ---
    If something should happen,
    who's going to take responsibility?!
[10:48] ---
    You're saying that now?!
[10:57] ---
    -Prime Minister!
    -Prime Minister!!
[10:58] ---
    -Prime Minister!
    -Prime Minister!!
[11:01] ---
    Fine...
[11:03] ---
    Do it.
[11:19] ---
    Thank goodness.
[11:32] ---
    THE 808 TANUKI
[11:35] ---
    KITARO AND RAT MAN
[11:37] ---
    -"No passing."
    -"Ge."

[11:38] ---
    "Look me in the eye and tell me."
[11:39] ---
    The foolish humans have
    knocked down the moon!
[11:43] ---
    They didn't realize
    it was the Yokai Beast's egg!
[11:46] ---
    Ah! So that means at last
    our Yokai Beast-sama shall awaken!
[11:52] ---
    Yes. Thanks to the humans!
[11:55] ---
    Well, the Yokai Beast-sama
    will take care of the humans.
[12:01] ---
    The problem is...
[12:03] ---
    the yokai.
[12:07] ---
    Kitaro, I have an idea.
[12:10] ---
    For now we...
[12:13] ---
    Don't you have an answer?
[12:16] ---
    All right.
[12:18] ---
    Kitaro?
[12:19] ---
    I'll do as you say!
[12:21] ---
    In return, release Mana!
[12:23] ---
    You're a brazen one!
[12:25] ---
    Like we'd release our hostage!
[12:28] ---
    Very well.
[12:30] ---
    Gyobu-Danuki-sama!
[12:32] ---
    However!
[12:32] ---
    Huh?
[12:36] ---
    Let go!
[12:43] ---
    Listen up!
[12:44] ---
    If Kitaro is unable to control the yokai,
    I shall activate my spell!
[12:48] ---
    It will turn you into a tanuki yokai!
[12:52] ---
    What?!
[12:53] ---
    I don't want that!
[12:55] ---
    If you don't want it, then make sure
    you ask Kitaro to do as we say!
[13:02] ---
    Mana!
[13:04] ---
    Kitaro!
[13:06] ---
    Make sure you keep your promise.
[13:08] ---
    Otherwise, she'll become one of us!
[13:20] ---
    Man, that hurt!
[13:22] ---
    Kitaro, that was a mean move earlier.
[13:24] ---
    Rat Man, what do you intend to do
    by following the 808 Tanuki?
[13:29] ---
    Screw intensions.
    It's the age of the tanuki-sama now.
[13:32] ---
    And I'm the 808 Tanuki-san's
    first underling.
[13:36] ---
    I'll get my cut.
[13:37] ---
    So hurry up and get the other yokai
    under control for me, huh?
[13:43] ---
    Remote Controlled Geta!
[13:46] ---
    You bastard!
[13:48] ---
    Remote Controlled Geta!
[13:52] ---
    Catchick.
[13:54] ---
    Take care of Mana. And tell Sand Witch
    and the others about this.
[13:57] ---
    Got it!
[13:58] ---
    What will you two do?
[14:00] ---
    We have a job to do!
[14:03] ---
    Let's go, Kitaro!
[14:05] ---
    Yes, Dad!
[14:24] ---
    What?!
[14:26] ---
    Something's shining!
[14:35] ---
    What is happening?
[14:49] ---
    What is that?
[14:50] ---
    A giant creature?!
[14:52] ---
    Is this the tanuki's doing?!
[14:54] ---
    Is this what they meant by "something even
    worse shall befall Japan"?!
[15:13] ---
    Target the unidentified creature!
[15:16] ---
    Fire!
[15:17] ---
    Roger!
[15:28] ---
    Huh?!
[15:34] ---
    Our weapons don't work at all?!
[15:37] ---
    The F-35s are on their way.
[15:39] ---
    The second and third attack helicopter
    teams are also moving out.
[15:43] ---
    If that unidentified creature goes wild
    and there are casualties,
[15:48] ---
    it's going to be the government's fault.
[15:51] ---
    We'll shoot and shoot and shoot
    like crazy. I swear we'll take it down!
[15:55] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[15:58] ---
    I'm the one who's going to
    have to take responsibility!
[16:03] ---
    Locked on target.
    Requesting permission to fire.

[16:06] ---
    All right! Show them mankind's power!
[16:09] ---
    Roger.
[16:15] ---
    Yes!
[16:16] ---
    See? Science is victorious!
[16:18] ---
    They're only tanuki after all!
[16:21] ---
    Huh?!
[17:21] ---
    This is... the tanuki's... power?
[17:37] ---
    We have just been attacked
    by the unidentified creature.

[17:39] ---
    DON'T BOW TO THE TANUKI'S TYRANNY!!
    AKIRA TAKAMI
[17:39] ---
    -We must unite to overcome this crisis!
    -Please evacuate...
[17:44] ---
    Dad! Mom!
[17:46] ---
    Mana!
[17:47] ---
    You're all right!
[17:49] ---
    Honestly! Where were you?
[17:51] ---
    We looked for you.
[17:53] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:55] ---
    Let's just get to the shelter!
[17:57] ---
    Okay!
[18:02] ---
    Catchick, is this it?
[18:04] ---
    Yeah.
[18:05] ---
    Okay. Leave it to me.
[18:10] ---
    Huh?
[18:19] ---
    It's no good.
[18:20] ---
    It moved easily earlier...
[18:23] ---
    Wally Wall.
[18:26] ---
    Wally Wall.
[18:29] ---
    Wally... Wall!
[18:34] ---
    You're kidding!
    The entrance was just here!
[18:36] ---
    You got away, so they must have
    closed off the tunnel.
[18:40] ---
    What're we gonna do now?
[18:42] ---
    Gonna do or oughta do, our only choice is
    to leave it to Kitaro and Daddy Eyeball!
[18:47] ---
    Just a little further to the Kaname Stone!
[18:50] ---
    The Kaname Stone?
[18:51] ---
    It's the source of the Yokai Beast
    and the tanuki's energy!
[18:56] ---
    Our only hope to save Japan
    is to destroy it!
[19:00] ---
    Hurry, Kitaro!
[19:02] ---
    Yes, Dad!
[19:04] ---
    Prime Minister, it's time to decide.
[19:08] ---
    If the Yokai Beast-sama goes on a rampage,
    Tokyo, no, Japan will be decimated.
[19:14] ---
    If you had just handed over power to us,
    you wouldn't have unnecessary casualties.
[19:22] ---
    Well?
[19:24] ---
    If I hand over power, all the
    responsibility goes to you, you know?
[19:29] ---
    Of course. We're well aware of that.
[19:35] ---
    So, what will it be?!
[19:38] ---
    Very well...
[19:41] ---
    We'll do as you say...
[19:43] ---
    -Prime Minister!
    -How could you?!
[19:48] ---
    Thetanuki took control from us...
[19:51] ---
    Is this... my fault?!
[19:57] ---
    This is the Kaname Stone...
[20:00] ---
    Kitaro, destroy it!
[20:02] ---
    Yes, Dad!
[20:04] ---
    Spirit Hair Chanchanko!
[20:17] ---
    Kitaro!
[20:20] ---
    D-Dad...
[20:23] ---
    Kitaro!
[20:25] ---
    B-But...
[20:32] ---
    No more. I can't run any further...
[20:34] ---
    Hey, look!
[20:37] ---
    K-Kitaro?!
[20:40] ---
    That idiot touched the Kaname Stone!
[20:43] ---
    Wh-What do you mean?!
[20:45] ---
    Gyobu-Danuki-sama placed a curse
    on the Kaname Stone.
[20:48] ---
    It turns yokai that touch it to stone.
[20:51] ---
    A curse?!
[20:53] ---
    Hold it!
[20:55] ---
    Don't touch! Touching him
    will turn you to stone, too.
[20:58] ---
    Well, a half-yokai like you
    might be all right.
[21:02] ---
    I wouldn't try, though.
[21:05] ---
    They put a curse on it...
[21:09] ---
    I'm sorry, Kitaro! This is my fault!
[21:13] ---
    Hold on! I swear I'll rescue you!
[21:18] ---
    Citizens of Japan!
[21:18] ---
    THE AGE OF TANUKI!
    THE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT HANDS OVER POWER
[21:21] ---
    Today, the Japanese government has
    handed over power to the 808 Tanuki.

[21:27] ---
    Wetanuki shall
    oversee your safety and future.
[21:32] ---
    We shall be amending your laws
    as necessary,

[21:35] ---
    so watch for government announcements.
[21:37] ---
    Kitaro...
[22:06] ---
    Oeoeo
[22:06] ---
    oeoeo
[22:07] ---
    Oeoeo
[22:07] ---
    oeoeo
[22:08] ---
    Oeoeoeoeo
[22:08] ---
    oeoeoeoeo
[22:11] ---
    Perhaps the truth lies
    In what you can't see

[22:11] ---
    mienaimono ni koso shinjitsu ga
    arukamo nante

[22:16] ---
    Do you believe that?
    If you close your eyes

[22:16] ---
    kimi wa shinjirukana? me wo tojireba
[22:19] ---
    A new story will begin
[22:19] ---
    hajimaruyo atarashii monogatari
[22:24] ---
    The really important things
[22:24] ---
    taisetsu na mono wa itsudatte
[22:30] ---
    Are always things you can't see
[22:30] ---
    me niwa mienai monosa
[22:35] ---
    Looking up to a nameless sky
[22:35] ---
    namae no nai sora wo miage
[22:37] ---
    I bittersweetly counted dreams
[22:37] ---
    hiki komogomo yume wo kazoeta
[22:41] ---
    Are you honest with yourself?
[22:41] ---
    kimi wa jibun ni shoujikikai?
[22:43] ---
    The wind tickled my nose
[22:43] ---
    kaze ga hana wo kusugutta
[22:48] ---
    Lost in the dark night, oeoeo
[22:48] ---
    yamiyo ni magirete oeoeo
[22:51] ---
    Oeoeo oeoeo
[22:51] ---
    oeoeo oeoeo
[22:54] ---
    From behind you, oeoeo
[22:54] ---
    kimi no ushiro kara oeoeo
[22:56] ---
    Oeoeo oeoe o o o
[22:56] ---
    oeoeo oeoe o o o
[23:06] ---
    At this rate Japan really will
    belong to thetanuki*!
[23:09] ---
    Dad!
[23:11] ---
    Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:14] ---
    
"Capital Annihilated!
    The Terrifying Yokai Beast"*
[23:17] ---
    The door to the unseen world opens...