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13 - DIAMONDS OF GREED! WANYUDO'S TRAP

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[00:16] ---
    GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:20] ---
    In that case, I can't be with you anymore.
[00:23] ---
    The diamond gemstones are all of you!
[00:27] ---
    What do you mean "this thing", you fool!
[00:35] ---
    The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:38] ---
    There are things you can't see.
[00:41] ---
    See? In the darkness behind you...
[01:01] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:01] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:05] ---
    Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:05] ---
    asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
[01:09] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:09] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:13] ---
    Ghosts don't have school
[01:13] ---
    obakenya gakkou mo
[01:17] ---
    Or tests or anything
[01:17] ---
    shiken mo nannimo nai
[01:21] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:26] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:26] ---
    minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:34] ---
    Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
[01:34] ---
    yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
[01:38] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:38] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:42] ---
    Ghosts don't die
[01:42] ---
    obake wa shinanai
[01:46] ---
    Or get sick or anything
[01:46] ---
    byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:50] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:03] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[02:03] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:33] ---
    CHAPTER 13
[02:35] ---
    DIAMONDS OF GREED! WANYUDO'S TRAP
[02:43] ---
    Did you hear?
[02:45] ---
    It opened in front of the station.
[02:47] ---
    I know! All-You-Can-Bag
    super cheap diamonds!
[02:51] ---
    I checked it out yesterday. Here, for you!
[02:54] ---
    A ring, a necklace, and even earrings!
    Thank you!
[02:59] ---
    According to an appraiser,
    their quality is guaranteed.
[03:03] ---
    Oh, so you're interested, Catchick?
[03:06] ---
    I guess you're a girl after all.
[03:09] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?
[03:10] ---
    Seriously, I don't think gender matters in
    thinking whether jewels are pretty or not.
[03:17] ---
    True. Even I can appreciate what's pretty.
[03:20] ---
    Though, when it comes down to it,
    they're just rocks.
[03:24] ---
    And they're not romantic either.
[03:29] ---
    What, Kitaro, is it heavy?
[03:31] ---
    I told you I'd carry them.
    It's my shopping after all.
[03:36] ---
    Super cheap diamonds, huh?
[03:38] ---
    Huh?
[03:39] ---
    Is something wrong?
[03:41] ---
    Oh, I was just thinking that something
    too good to be true must have a catch.
[03:47] ---
    Hmm. A catch, huh?
[03:59] ---
    Are you okay?
[04:00] ---
    I didn't need you to protect me...
[04:03] ---
    What reckless driving!
[04:08] ---
    Hey! We had a green light!
[04:16] ---
    Sorry, sorry. If it isn't Kitaro-kun,
    lady Catchick, and Daddy Eyeball-sama.
[04:22] ---
    Daddy Eyeball-sama?
[04:23] ---
    How creepy!
[04:26] ---
    Kitaro, you're hurt!
[04:28] ---
    It's a scratch.
[04:29] ---
    A scratch? That's no good.
[04:32] ---
    You should be admitted to a premium
    private room in a top hospital right away.
[04:36] ---
    Here, for the medical bill.
    Go ahead and take it.
[04:42] ---
    You made some easy money with
    some dirty scheme again, didn't you?
[04:46] ---
    Hey, don't be rude! I'm making money
    because my customers are satisfied.
[04:51] ---
    It's philanthropy. Social contribution.
[04:55] ---
    Kitaro, as my buddy,
    do you want in on this?
[05:02] ---
    You can replace that hovel in the
    GeGeGe Forest with a mansion in no time.
[05:08] ---
    Rat Man.
[05:09] ---
    Oh? You in?
[05:11] ---
    What are you up to?
[05:13] ---
    Huh?
[05:14] ---
    Why do I sense yokai activity
    from the diamond on that ring?
[05:18] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[05:24] ---
    I-If you're not in, I can't tell you...
[05:28] ---
    You're not trying to
    get humans involved, are you?
[05:32] ---
    Gulp!
[05:33] ---
    I-I said I can't tell you.
[05:36] ---
    Answer me!
[05:37] ---
    Are you hurting people again?
[05:50] ---
    Uh, wait. Since when have you been
    an ally of the humans?
[05:55] ---
    Every time I see you,
    you talk all arrogant and noble,
[05:58] ---
    but you just pick on scoundrels
    so the humans will reward you, don't you?
[06:03] ---
    I'm not like you!
[06:05] ---
    I'm not looking for anything like that!
[06:08] ---
    Listen, I'm a half-yokai born between
    a human and a yokai.
[06:12] ---
    I know all about yokai and humans,
    forwards and backwards.
[06:15] ---
    That's why I know.
[06:17] ---
    Because of guys like me,
[06:18] ---
    you get to act like a yokai leader
    and play nice with the humans!
[06:24] ---
    Do you really mean that?
[06:28] ---
    In that case, I can't be with you anymore.
[06:33] ---
    That's right. I'm not like you.
[06:38] ---
    I'm a piece of trash
    to both yokai and humans.
[06:44] ---
    Ghost Tribe descendant or whatever,
[06:46] ---
    I'm not always surrounded
    by friends like you.
[06:50] ---
    I've always been on my own.
[06:53] ---
    Kitaro, we've known each other
    for a pretty long time.
[06:56] ---
    We're through. Bye!
[07:05] ---
    Luck's finally come my way so I invite him
    and he lectures me with that sullen face.
[07:11] ---
    Glad I cut ties with him.
[07:14] ---
    We are currently limiting entry.
    We apologize for the inconvenience.
[07:20] ---
    We are currently limiting entry.
[07:23] ---
    Thank you for coming
    to BiBiBi Carat Diamond today.
[07:28] ---
    Today, All-You-Can-Bag diamonds
    for one million yen!
[07:31] ---
    High quality diamonds
    for only one million yen!
[07:33] ---
    -Diamonds! Diamonds!
    -Please take this opportunity!
[07:37] ---
    Diamonds! Diamonds!
[07:40] ---
    Excuse me! You're running out of diamonds!
[07:43] ---
    Replenish them already!
[07:44] ---
    Yes, right away!
[07:46] ---
    Sir, this is the last of them.
[07:48] ---
    Oh, I see.
[07:49] ---
    Hurry up!
[07:50] ---
    Yes! I'm coming!
[07:52] ---
    Here, a million yen.
[07:58] ---
    Looks like business is good.
[07:59] ---
    Yes. Sales are booming as usual,
    Mr. President.
[08:02] ---
    Actually, sales are so good
    we've run out of diamonds.
[08:05] ---
    I see. Then it's about time
    to hold another event.
[08:10] ---
    Ahem. Thank you for coming today.
[08:13] ---
    As thanks for your patronage, we'll raffle
    invitations to an even better deal,
[08:20] ---
    our All-You-Can-Dig
    Diamond Mine Gemstone Tour!
[08:23] ---
    Diamond mine?!
[08:25] ---
    All-You-Can-Dig Gemstone Tour?!
[08:26] ---
    -I'll go!
    -I want to go!
[08:28] ---
    I'll go!
[08:32] ---
    Sir, what's the
    All-You-Can-Dig Gemstone Tour like?
[08:36] ---
    Mr. President never takes
    any other employees on the tour.
[08:40] ---
    Nobody knows the details.
[08:43] ---
    I admire all of your love for diamonds.
[08:48] ---
    Forget that!
[08:49] ---
    When are we going to reach
    the gemstone digging site?
[08:53] ---
    Just a little further.
[08:57] ---
    Here it is.
[08:57] ---
    Huh? Where is this?
[08:59] ---
    -What's going on?
    -There's no diamonds here!
[09:02] ---
    Where are the diamond gemstones
    supposed to be?!
[09:06] ---
    The diamond gemstones are all of you!
[09:10] ---
    What's he talking about?
[09:32] ---
    What is this thing?!
[09:34] ---
    What do you mean "this thing", you fool!
[09:49] ---
    WANYUDO
[09:54] ---
    Well, well.
    Let's see how today's diamonds look.
[09:59] ---
    Ah, splendid, splendid.
[10:02] ---
    The customers' glaring eyes
    make for a superb shine.
[10:05] ---
    They must be satisfied.
[10:07] ---
    They were able to become the diamonds
    that they desired so much.
[10:13] ---
    You said it.
[10:14] ---
    But, you know, I'm really glad
    I met you, Wanyudo.
[10:19] ---
    Indeed.
[10:20] ---
    I wish to consume human souls.
    You wish to obtain diamonds.
[10:25] ---
    We are two cogs meant to fit together.
[10:27] ---
    The perfect partners.
[10:31] ---
    Unlike with him...
[10:38] ---
    Kitaro, please.
[10:42] ---
    Kitaro!
[10:43] ---
    Oh, right, Dad.
[10:49] ---
    Did you hear?
[10:51] ---
    Everyone going on the BiBiBi Carat Diamond
    All-You-Can-Dig Gemstone Tour
[10:55] ---
    has been disappearing one after another.
[10:59] ---
    Yeah. According to rumors, they all...
[11:03] ---
    "Oh wow.
[11:03] ---
    PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
[11:05] ---
    Diamond gemstones are so profitable!!!
[11:08] ---
    Starting today
    I'm living carefree overseas!"
[11:13] ---
    And, send.
[11:15] ---
    Apparently they hire maids
    and live in the lap of luxury.
[11:30] ---
    Human greed never ceases to amaze.
[11:33] ---
    But, thanks to that,
    I can fill my belly with souls like this.
[11:40] ---
    Thank goodness for greed, seriously.
[11:43] ---
    In reality,
[11:44] ---
    they don't have any idea what these stones
    that you can't even eat are worth.
[11:49] ---
    They get swept away by other people
    telling them these things are good
[11:53] ---
    and don't even question if it's true.
[11:56] ---
    In the end, they just help spread
    fake information, the suckers.
[12:02] ---
    This wine costs a million yen a bottle,
[12:05] ---
    but how many people
    really understand its taste?
[12:09] ---
    Not like I understand it either.
[12:17] ---
    In the end, it's just
    a raw ingredient of pee.
[12:24] ---
    You're coming with us.
[12:33] ---
    YOKAI WANYUDO
[12:36] ---
    DIAMOND YOKAI AND KITARO
[12:38] ---
    -"I sense yokai activity."
    -"What'd I do?"
[12:39] ---
    "I didn't see that..."
[12:41] ---
    This world is made up of
    an infinite number of cogs.
[12:44] ---
    They all fit together
    in an orderly and delicate fashion.
[12:47] ---
    As a result, the planet
    continues to spin in peace.
[12:55] ---
    You people are...?
[12:56] ---
    But, if even one faulty cog is in the mix,
    the planet stops.
[13:04] ---
    The control of distribution, pricing,
    and production of diamonds on this planet
[13:10] ---
    is done by us,
    the One World Adamas Syndicate.
[13:14] ---
    However, because of the super cheap
    business you started,
[13:18] ---
    the international diamond trading price
    is facing a potential massive decline.
[13:24] ---
    But if we make them cheap,
    people buy them and we can make a profit!
[13:29] ---
    Diamonds are unobtainable.
    That's what makes them diamonds.
[13:33] ---
    Diamonds of such quality,
    and in such abundance...
[13:37] ---
    We'd like you to share with us
    where you get them.
[13:42] ---
    It's in this cave.
[13:44] ---
    I-It's right here.
[13:48] ---
    The tour members have arrived!
[13:56] ---
    What is this?!
[13:59] ---
    Hold on a second! What is this?
[14:00] ---
    You're kidding me! I don't want--
[14:06] ---
    Why you!
[14:07] ---
    Make the thing stop, dammit!
    I'll kill you!
[14:10] ---
    Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
[14:15] ---
    It's of amazing quality!
[14:17] ---
    So this is your trick...
[14:19] ---
    Well, er, um...
[14:21] ---
    Listen! If you value your life--
[14:23] ---
    Right, I'll stop produc--
[14:24] ---
    Keep making them!
[14:25] ---
    Huh?
[14:27] ---
    We'll mass produce diamonds in this cave,
[14:29] ---
    and distribute them to the world while
    strictly controlling the trading value.
[14:34] ---
    Th-The world?
[14:36] ---
    I don't think it's possible to get enough
    tour customers to make that many diamonds.
[14:41] ---
    Miners we have digging in mines,
    children in poverty sold by their parents,
[14:46] ---
    refugees escaping from
    various civil wars...
[14:50] ---
    There are more than enough people
    in the world to use as raw materials.
[14:54] ---
    Rather than mining gemstones,
    it'd be much cheaper to get diamonds
[14:58] ---
    by stuffing those people in containers
    and bringing them to this country.
[15:03] ---
    I don't know.
    That may be going a bit far...
[15:07] ---
    Are you saying I can eat even more souls
    than I am now?
[15:12] ---
    -Huh?
    -Precisely.
[15:13] ---
    Huh?!
[15:14] ---
    Very well. Keep bringing me humans!
[15:17] ---
    Hey! What are you--
[15:19] ---
    It's a deal.
[15:20] ---
    What?!
[15:22] ---
    Things are going in a weird direction...
[15:44] ---
    Heave-ho.
[15:53] ---
    How many of you do you think
    that one bullet is worth?!
[16:12] ---
    The more I eat, the more I want more...
[16:14] ---
    Bring me even more!
[16:30] ---
    Greed is a scary thing, huh, Wanyudo?
[16:34] ---
    Forget that!
    Haven't the next humans arrived yet?!
[16:38] ---
    I am hungry!
[16:40] ---
    Huh?
[16:42] ---
    You just turned people to diamonds
    and ate their souls.
[16:45] ---
    It's not nearly enough! More, more!
[16:47] ---
    I can feel my stomach
    pressing against my back!
[16:54] ---
    What the hell?!
    I left that guy to do heavy labor!
[17:00] ---
    Silence! Stop complaining
    and bring me more humans!
[17:04] ---
    Otherwise I'll consume your soul!
[17:09] ---
    Things are getting out of hand.
[17:12] ---
    I should call Kitaro
    and have him eliminate this guy.

[17:16] ---
    No, I cut ties with him.
    I can't ask him now.

[17:20] ---
    Besides, even if I ask him,
    he'd never come...

[17:26] ---
    I'm Mana.
[17:28] ---
    I was kidnapped by an evil yokai
    and trapped in a mountain cave.
[17:33] ---
    Please come and help me
    right away, Kitaro!

[17:37] ---
    Huh? But Mana just sent me...
[17:41] ---
    Cat-san, a cake store just opened
    on 3rd Street!

[17:44] ---
    As an opening special
    Mont Blancs are half off!

[17:48] ---
    Huh? Then this letter is...
[17:50] ---
    Only one person would do this.
[17:53] ---
    Rat Man.
[17:54] ---
    But he said he was cutting ties
    with you, Kitaro, didn't he?
[17:58] ---
    I know. I bet
    he's in some helpless situation,
[18:02] ---
    so he's pretending to be Mana
    to get you to save him.
[18:05] ---
    What a hopeless case.
[18:08] ---
    There's no need to go, Kitaro.
[18:10] ---
    S-Stop! Calm down, please calm down!
[18:17] ---
    N-Nakamura!
[18:21] ---
    Nakamura was...!
[18:23] ---
    When are the additional humans coming?!
    Satisfy my stomach!
[18:27] ---
    The seas are rough and the boats are late!
    If you wait a little longer...
[18:31] ---
    I'm hungry right here, right now!
[18:44] ---
    My soul will just upset your stomach!
[18:47] ---
    Satisfy me!
[18:54] ---
    Kitaro?!
[18:55] ---
    So that letter really was...
[18:57] ---
    Letter? Wh-What are you talking about?
[19:00] ---
    We cut ties.
    I'd never send a letter to you.
[19:05] ---
    Wait... You knew and yet you...?
[19:08] ---
    Why?
[19:09] ---
    I came to rescue Mana, but the guy
    I cut ties with happened to be here.
[19:14] ---
    Kitaro...
[19:22] ---
    So you're GeGeGe no Kitaro! Perfect!
[19:25] ---
    A soul like yours will surely satisfy
    this stomach of mine!
[19:31] ---
    Get out of here!
[19:32] ---
    But...
[19:33] ---
    You'll get in the way!
[19:38] ---
    Hair Needles!
[19:50] ---
    Finger Guns!
[20:01] ---
    I cut ties with him.
[20:03] ---
    Whatever happens isn't my concern...
[20:07] ---
    But...
[20:09] ---
    Remote Controlled Geta!
[20:20] ---
    Oh no!
[20:28] ---
    Fill my stomach with your soul!
[20:35] ---
    Kitaro!
[20:42] ---
    Rat Man?!
[20:44] ---
    I can't let you
    hog all the glory after all...
[20:54] ---
    I'm hungry, Kitaro!
[20:58] ---
    Take this!
[21:31] ---
    Are you okay?
[21:33] ---
    You took care of it...
[21:36] ---
    You know, Kitaro...
[21:38] ---
    Huh?
[21:40] ---
    I'm through with diamonds.
[21:49] ---
    And so, I thought I'd start up
    a new cryptocurrency, BiBiBit Coin!
[21:54] ---
    You're in, right, Kitaro?!
[21:56] ---
    -Not interested.
    -You hippo.
[21:59] ---
    I'm not a hippo, I'm a rat!
    And after I was nice enough to invite you!
[22:02] ---
    Kitaro! Hey!
[22:06] ---
    Oeoeo
[22:06] ---
    oeoeo
[22:07] ---
    Oeoeo
[22:07] ---
    oeoeo
[22:08] ---
    Oeoeoeoeo
[22:08] ---
    oeoeoeoeo
[22:11] ---
    Perhaps the truth lies
    In what you can't see

[22:11] ---
    mienaimono ni koso shinjitsu ga
    arukamo nante

[22:16] ---
    Do you believe that?
    If you close your eyes

[22:16] ---
    kimi wa shinjirukana? me wo tojireba
[22:19] ---
    A new story will begin
[22:19] ---
    hajimaruyo atarashii monogatari
[22:24] ---
    The really important things
[22:24] ---
    taisetsu na mono wa itsudatte
[22:30] ---
    Are always things you can't see
[22:30] ---
    me niwa mienai monosa
[22:35] ---
    Looking up to a nameless sky
[22:35] ---
    namae no nai sora wo miage
[22:37] ---
    I bittersweetly counted dreams
[22:37] ---
    hiki komogomo yume wo kazoeta
[22:41] ---
    Are you honest with yourself?
[22:41] ---
    kimi wa jibun ni shoujikikai?
[22:43] ---
    The wind tickled my nose
[22:43] ---
    kaze ga hana wo kusugutta
[22:48] ---
    Lost in the dark night, oeoeo
[22:48] ---
    yamiyo ni magirete oeoeo
[22:51] ---
    Oeoeo oeoeo
[22:51] ---
    oeoeo oeoeo
[22:54] ---
    From behind you, oeoeo
[22:54] ---
    kimi no ushiro kara oeoeo
[22:56] ---
    Oeoeo oeoe o o o
[22:56] ---
    oeoeo oeoe o o o
[23:05] ---
    Captivated by the Dream World,
    adults aren't waking up.

[23:09] ---
    Even Catchick...
[23:10] ---
    Dad?!
[23:12] ---
    Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:14] ---
    "Makura-Gaeshi and the Fantastic Dream"
[23:17] ---
    The door to the unseen world opens...
[23:19] ---
    
[23:21] ---