58 - THE HAN-GYOJIN'S STRANGE KAMABOKO TALE

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    GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:15] ---
    What?! Kitaro's been
    turned into a kamaboko?
[00:19] ---
    Buy up those kamaboko right away!
[00:22] ---
    No way!
[00:24] ---
    Oh man...
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    The world you see isn't all there is.
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    There are things you can't see.
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    See? In the darkness behind you...
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    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[00:56] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
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    Slumbering in bed in the morning
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    asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
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    It's so fun, it's so fun
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    tanoshiina tanoshiina
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    Ghosts don't have school
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    obakenya gakkou mo
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    Or tests or anything
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    shiken mo nannimo nai
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    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:17] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
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    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
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    minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
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    Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
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    yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
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    It's so fun, it's so fun
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    tanoshiina tanoshiina
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    Ghosts don't die
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    obake wa shinanai
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    Or get sick or anything
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    byouki mo nannimo nai
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    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:46] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
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    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
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    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
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    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
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    We've found a boat adrift.
[02:14] ---
    It must be the research vessel
    that was reported missing. Over.
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    Hey, see anyone?
[02:34] ---
    No. Nobody.
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    What is this?
[02:47] ---
    Hey!
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    Wh-What's going on?!
[03:06] ---
    CHAPTER 58
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    THE HAN-GYOJIN'S STRANGE KAMABOKO TALE
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    Excuse me...
[03:25] ---
    I'd like to ask about...
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    the accidents at sea...
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    Everyone's terrified.
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    KAMABOKO
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    What a horrible sound.
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    KAMABOKO
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    The water's great.
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    I should bring some home for Dad.
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    Whoops. I'm not here for leisure.
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    Four ships have run into
    similar accidents around here.
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    According to one who barely survived...
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    A-A monster!
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    A monster did it!
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    It might be yokai-related.
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    At this rate...
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    Ah, I'm all warmed up.
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    Oh! Kitaro-chan, what a coincidence!
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    You...
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    You're not involved with
    these accidents are you?
[05:21] ---
    Oh come on. I'm just a traveler.
[05:24] ---
    Driven by the winds of nostalgia, I'm
    hiking to see the unspoilt land of Japan.
[05:33] ---
    Do you know anything?
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    Well, kind of...
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    Why are you taking me here?
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    Is there something here?
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    Now, now, now...
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    Hmm. A little to the right?
[05:52] ---
    Okay, two steps right!
[05:56] ---
    Good! Right there!
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    The perfect spot!
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    Hey...
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    What is this?!
[06:07] ---
    Don't you know? You're so uneducated.
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    It's called a giant squid.
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    Well done, Rat Man!
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    HAN-GYOJIN
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    Han-Gyojin?!
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    My business plan was about to be ruined.
[06:30] ---
    "Our"! "Our" business plan, right?
[06:35] ---
    Rat Man! What are you up to?!
[06:40] ---
    Now, now. Calm down.
[06:42] ---
    You're going to be
    helping that business plan now.
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    What?
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    Han-gyo gyon gyon... Ka!
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    This is...?
[07:17] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
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    Observe! The power of Deep-Sea Witchcraft!
[07:26] ---
    Hey, Han-Gyojin!
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    Turn me back!
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    Sadly, I don't have such abilities.
[07:33] ---
    It's your Deep-Sea Witchcraft!
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    How did you know?!
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    You just said so.
[07:38] ---
    Whoops. I spoke out loud.
[07:41] ---
    Come on. There's no need to play dumb.
[07:43] ---
    True.
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    Okay, Kitaro, fetch me 100 tons of fish!
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    100 tons?!
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    I'm in the business of selling kamaboko.
[07:54] ---
    I had my pet giant squid gather
    the fish needed to make it,
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    but it's rather dim-witted.
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    It started sinking ships
    without my asking it to.
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    Things were getting out of hand.
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    That's when I thought,
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    I'd use my Deep-Sea Witchcraft
    to make someone smart be its brains.
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    You're an ocean-dwelling yokai.
    What do you need money for?
[08:26] ---
    That's not your concern.
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    Now let's make a deal.
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    Gather 100 tons, no, 200 tons of fish,
    and I'll turn you back.
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    Otherwise, you can be a squid forever.
[08:41] ---
    I'll do it. 200 tons, right?
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    It's a deal then!
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    SORRY, SOLD OUT
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    SOLD OUT
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    Isn't that enough?
[09:01] ---
    No way. It isn't even half.
[09:05] ---
    Really?
[09:07] ---
    Get some bigger ones.
[09:14] ---
    You're my slave forever.
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    SOLD OUT
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    RESTOCKED
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    SOLD OUT
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    How many days has it been?
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    How many more fish do I have to catch?
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    I wonder if everyone in the forest's okay.
[09:40] ---
    What?
[09:55] ---
    Kitaro?
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    Dad...
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    Ooh. You're in bad shape.
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    You're useless now. Oh well.
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    Han-gyo gyon gyon gyon gyon gyon gyon...
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    Deep-Sea Witchcraft!
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    GETTING ALONG WITH A WHALE
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    HAN-GYOJIN
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    -"Bottom's up!"
    -"Let's do it!"
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    "Cheers!!"
[10:42] ---
    LIMITED FLAVOR
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    KITARO KAMABOKO
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    ONLY 100 AVAILABLE
    100,000 YEN EACH
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    Hey, Han-Gyojin!
[10:48] ---
    What's the meaning of this?!
[10:52] ---
    Don't waste a single scrap.
[10:55] ---
    That's being eco-friendly.
[11:01] ---
    How could you?!
[11:04] ---
    On... On...
[11:06] ---
    Online sales was my department!
[11:08] ---
    Huh? That?
[11:12] ---
    I've learned all I need to about
    online marketing.
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    From now on I'll be handling everything.
[11:20] ---
    Ratty, you're fired.
[11:44] ---
    Oh no!
[11:49] ---
    What?! Kitaro's been
    turned into a kamaboko?
[11:53] ---
    Wh-What do we do?! What do we do?!
[11:56] ---
    Calm down, Catchick!
[11:58] ---
    If we can get all of him,
    we might be able to restore him!
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    Buy up those kamaboko right away!
[12:07] ---
    They're 100,000 yen apiece!
[12:09] ---
    How much do you think
    buying all of them will cost?!
[12:14] ---
    One... Ten... Hundred...
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    Ten million yen...
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    BANK BOOK
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    I'll pay for it.
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    PURCHASE
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    Stocks, real estate,
    Chobitcoin, tax havens...
[12:39] ---
    Asset management is basic knowledge
    for modern elders.
[12:43] ---
    C-Could you teach me some time?!
[12:57] ---
    What an ordeal.
[13:01] ---
    The Yokai Hospital?
[13:03] ---
    Indeed.
[13:04] ---
    I believe Kitaro could be restored there.
[13:09] ---
    There's a skilled doctor who's said to
    even be able to resurrect the dead.
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    However, the operating fee is
    unbelievably high.
[13:20] ---
    High? How many tens of thousands?
[13:24] ---
    About 100 million.
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    No way!
[13:27] ---
    Oh man...
[13:29] ---
    I doubt even Sand Witch has that much...
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    BANK BOOK
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    I do.
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    HAN-GYOJIN
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    Alkaline Yuriko of the popular idol group,
    The Batteries,
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    announced her engagement on her blog.
[13:51] ---
    Her partner is the investor,
    Tsubasa Yokoizawa.
[13:54] ---
    Their age difference of 26 years
    is drawing attention.
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    Unlike in the yokai world, in the human
    world, those with money are important.
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    I may only be able to use
    silly witchcraft,
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    but in this human world,
    I can reach the top!
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    KAMABOKO
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    Hooray for the human world!
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    Han-Gyo.
[14:36] ---
    PRESIDENTIAL SEAL
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    Master, there's someone here
    for the maid job interview.
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    Bring them.
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    Yes, sir.
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    One million a month.
    But, one speck of dust and you're fired.
[14:53] ---
    Appear in three seconds when summoned
    or you're fired.
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    No days off,
    be it for a fever or death in the family.
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    I'm gonna catch you!
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    Um, is something the matter?
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    Marry me.
[15:34] ---
    Excuse me?
[15:36] ---
    I've got money!
[15:37] ---
    You must be joking.
[15:39] ---
    Not enough?
[15:41] ---
    Still not enough?
[15:43] ---
    Boom! And boom!
[15:45] ---
    Baboom and boom!
[15:50] ---
    I appreciate the offer, but...
[15:53] ---
    Why?!
[15:55] ---
    I'm a human and you're a yokai.
    We can't be married.
[16:09] ---
    You wish to become a human?
[16:16] ---
    Yeah!
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    I hear you can even bring back the dead
    if the money's right.
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    I've got more than enough money!
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    It's irreversible.
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    Once made human,
    you can't become a yokai again.
[16:35] ---
    Are you sure?
[16:39] ---
    Dammit! Just get it over with!
[16:53] ---
    I'm home!
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    Oh my!
[16:57] ---
    What happened to you?
[17:00] ---
    Now there's nothing to stand between us.
[17:05] ---
    For me...?!
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    Now marry me! Right now!
[17:25] ---
    Wh-What's so funny?
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    "Once made human,
    you can't become a yokai again."
[17:34] ---
    Huh?! Where did you hear that?!
[17:43] ---
    Y-You!
[17:45] ---
    I turned you into a kamaboko!
[17:48] ---
    I was restored at the Yokai Hospital
    you're familiar with.
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    Curse you!
    Maximum Deep-Sea Witchcraft!
[17:58] ---
    Han-gyo gyon gyon... Boom!
[18:03] ---
    Oh no! I'm not a yokai anymore!
[18:10] ---
    Wait, let's talk this over!
    I'm just a helpless human now!
[18:17] ---
    No bullying the weak!
[18:42] ---
    Screw you! I've got no attachment
    to the yokai world!
[18:46] ---
    I'm gonna enjoy my entertaining life
    in this human world!
[18:54] ---
    But will it be that easy?
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    Seriously?
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    Disgusting!
[19:03] ---
    A famous kamaboko business is
    under heavy fire.
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    With photos posted by
    a worker to social media,
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    people are questioning
    the factory's management system.
[19:15] ---
    I'm from Mitsuboshi Bank.
    I'd like to talk about your loan.
[19:21] ---
    "I feel sick."
[19:21] ---
    Wh-What?! You're cancelling my loan?
[19:22] ---
    -"Return my money!"
    -"Go under."
[19:25] ---
    How dare you!
    You said, "borrow as much as you like!"
[19:29] ---
    You only talk nice when it's convenient!
[19:33] ---
    You want me to hang myself?!
[19:38] ---
    You can hang yourself
    after you pay us back.
[19:43] ---
    This... This can't be happening!
[19:50] ---
    Alkaline Yuriko of the popular idol group,
    The Batteries,
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    announced on her blog
    she was breaking off her engagement.
[19:57] ---
    With her partner, Tsubasa Yokoizawa,
[19:59] ---
    just having bombed in the kamaboko market,
    the timing of this announcement is...
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    I want to be a yokai again!
[20:35] ---
    Didn't you love a world
    where money is everything?
[20:39] ---
    You can struggle to survive in
    that cruel world.
[20:45] ---
    As a human.
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    Thank you, Sand Witch.
[20:58] ---
    We're sorry for using up
    so much of your savings this time.
[21:04] ---
    It's fine. When you have it it's useful,
    when not, you get by.
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    That's all that money is.
[21:13] ---
    Where's Rat Man?
[21:15] ---
    He's not here.
[21:17] ---
    Honestly! Where is he hiding?
[21:22] ---
    Despite all she says,
    she's still concerned for Rat Man.
[21:28] ---
    She probably just wants to hunt him.
[21:34] ---
    I can't go back for a while.
[21:37] ---
    I better fish to fight off the hunger
    until things blow over.
[21:44] ---
    Someone's already here.
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    So, catching much here?
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    It's not bad.
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    You're a dream
    My dream
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    kimi wa yume boku no yume
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    I'm dreaming in a dream
[22:17] ---
    yume no naka de yume miteiru
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    Let's stay like this forever
[22:21] ---
    itsumade mo kono mama de imashou
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    You blur and begin to fade
[22:25] ---
    kasuka kimi ga nijimu
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    Don't you cry
    Where did you come from?
[22:28] ---
    Don't you cry anata wa doko kara kitano?
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    A masquerade
    Faceless faces laugh
[22:35] ---
    kamenbutou kao no nai kao ga warau
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    Hee-hee-hee
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    fufufu
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    In dreams, in dreams
    Lost in dreams
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    yume ni yume ni yume ni samayoi
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    Twirling around
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    kuru kuru to mawaru
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    Everyone dancing, dancing
    Looking for love
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    dare mo odoru odoru ai wo sagashite
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    RONDO, spin, spin
    Dream, dream
[22:52] ---
    RONDO mawareyo maware yume yume
[23:01] ---
    Dad, humans are going missing.
[23:04] ---
    The common factor is... a cactus?
[23:07] ---
    Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:10] ---
    "Promise to The Female Yokai
    Ushirogami"
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    The door to the unseen world opens...
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