65 - Nation Founding?! Mabyo's Great Tottori Empire

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    GeGeGe no Kitaro
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    With the Great Tottori Empire...
[00:21] ---
    the world is totally ours! Just kidding!
[00:30] ---
    The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:34] ---
    There are things you can't see.
[00:37] ---
    See? In the darkness behind you...
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    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[00:56] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
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    Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:00] ---
    asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
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    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:05] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
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    Ghosts don't have school
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    obakenya gakkou mo
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    Or tests or anything
[01:12] ---
    shiken mo nannimo nai
[01:17] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:17] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
[01:29] ---
    yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
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    It's so fun, it's so fun
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    tanoshiina tanoshiina
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    Ghosts don't die
[01:38] ---
    obake wa shinanai
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    Or get sick or anything
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    byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:46] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:46] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
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    TOTTORI PREFECTURAL OFFICE
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    Governor.
[02:08] ---
    Here's the file from the other day
    on preventing Tottori's population loss.
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    GOVERNOR'S OFFICE
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    We polled young individuals on
    why they moved to the city.
[02:20] ---
    Thanks for polling the peop-oll!
[02:27] ---
    Tottori Prefecture has
    the lowest population in Japan.
[02:31] ---
    "Why did you move to the city?"
[02:31] ---
    We have to prevent
    further population loss.
[02:38] ---
    "I just felt like it."
[02:41] ---
    Tottori is a wonderful prefecture!
    How can we get people to understand?!
[02:49] ---
    My Kuromi Yaki vase!
[02:50] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[02:55] ---
    We've finally reached Sakaiminato.
[02:58] ---
    Why did I have to come?
[03:00] ---
    We want to actually enjoy
    a vacation this year.
[03:03] ---
    Mana should be arriving soon too.
[03:03] ---
    YONAGO AIRPORT TERMINAL
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    I'm here again this summer!
[03:09] ---
    Huh?
[03:11] ---
    What is this?
[03:13] ---
    Um, excuse me.
[03:15] ---
    What's this line for?
[03:18] ---
    It's for immigration.
[03:19] ---
    Huh?
[03:20] ---
    Tottori seceded from Japan
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    THE GREAT TOTTORI EMPIRE IMMIGRATION
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    and became the Great Tottori Empire.
[03:26] ---
    Huh?
[03:27] ---
    What?!
[03:30] ---
    CHAPTER 65
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    NATION FOUNDING?!
    MABYO'S GREAT TOTTORI EMPIRE
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    Tottori exercise No.1!
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    Crab pose!
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    Crab!
[03:42] ---
    Next! Pear pose!
[03:44] ---
    Everyone, the Great Tottori Empire
    is a country created by god.
[03:50] ---
    My, oh my. Mana-chan,
    it's good you came again this year.
[03:55] ---
    Aunt Rie! What's going on?
[03:58] ---
    My, oh my.
    It's Prefectural Governor Nozawa's will.
[04:02] ---
    TOTTORI PREFECTURAL GOVERNOR
    MASASHI NOZAWA
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    It's to liven up Tottori Prefecture.
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    But to secede? That's nuts.
[04:05] ---
    TO A TOTALLY TOTTORI FUTURE!!
[04:08] ---
    My, oh my. It's not nuts at all.
[04:12] ---
    Huh?
[04:13] ---
    Tottori is the greatest land in Japan,
    no, the universe!
[04:18] ---
    The people and weather
    and air are beautiful!
[04:21] ---
    Look!
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    The trees! And the birds!
[04:25] ---
    They're all sparkling with
    love for Tottori!
[04:29] ---
    Hooray for the Great Tottori Empire!
[04:33] ---
    A-Aunt Rie?
[04:35] ---
    What? Am I wrong?
[04:38] ---
    N-No!
[04:39] ---
    Hey, where's Uncle Shoji?
[04:41] ---
    He went to see the governor's
    press conference. You'll see him tonight.
[04:46] ---
    Mana.
[04:47] ---
    Cat-san, you made it!
[04:49] ---
    Oh, Kitaro-san. It's been a while.
[04:53] ---
    It's been a while.
[04:54] ---
    Is it me, or has the town changed?
[04:58] ---
    Is there a festival or something?
[05:01] ---
    Wh-What?
[05:02] ---
    You! Eating such gaudy things is illegal
    in the Great Tottori Empire!
[05:09] ---
    If you want to eat something, eat these!
[05:12] ---
    Pear ice cream, pear caramels,
    pear chocolate...
[05:16] ---
    They all use delicious pears harvested
    in the Great Tottori Empire!
[05:21] ---
    It's all pear stuff.
[05:23] ---
    Wait. Illegal?
[05:25] ---
    If you go to the Nijisseiki Pear Museum,
    you can eat and compare pears!
[05:30] ---
    I wasn't asking about that.
[05:32] ---
    Now, now, let's not stand and talk.
    How about some tea?
[05:37] ---
    Sure. Oh, how about at Snowbucks?
[05:40] ---
    There's one in Tottori, isn't there?
[05:45] ---
    Snowbucks is a trendy spot of holiness!
    One cannot just waltz in there!
[05:50] ---
    First fill out this application form!
[05:54] ---
    On the other hand, no application
    is needed for entry to Sunayama Coffee.
[05:58] ---
    Sunayama...? Entry?
[06:00] ---
    Pear Trio-sama is passing through!
[06:05] ---
    What's going on?
[06:07] ---
    It's Tottori's top idol, Pear Trio-sama.
[06:11] ---
    To not humble oneself in their presence
    is a crime of disrespect.
[06:16] ---
    Now hurry.
[06:19] ---
    But why is this happening?
[06:23] ---
    Delicious.
[06:27] ---
    Governor, what is the Great Tottori
    Empire's upcoming policy direction?
[06:31] ---
    With the Great Tottori Empire...
[06:34] ---
    the world is totally ours! Just kidding.
[06:43] ---
    Why such a bold decision like
    seceding from Japan?
[06:46] ---
    Isn't it foolhardy?
[06:48] ---
    We're taking Tottori into a new age...
[06:51] ---
    Let's seize the subtle spotlight
    and totally Tottorize it!
[06:54] ---
    Go!
[06:55] ---
    Tottori, Tottori, Tottori...
[07:05] ---
    Well said, Governor!
    What a sense of humor!
[07:08] ---
    With Tottori's appeal,
    seceding could be a winning move!
[07:12] ---
    Something is indeed wrong.
[07:15] ---
    That explains it.
[07:16] ---
    Tottori became an independent nation.
[07:19] ---
    That's why the weird laws are in place.
[07:22] ---
    Weird laws?
[07:24] ---
    What Governor Nozawa does can't be wrong.
[07:27] ---
    Even during disasters,
[07:30] ---
    he always stood on the front lines,
    leading us.
[07:34] ---
    With him and the Great Tottori Empire,
[07:37] ---
    the world is totally ours!
[07:39] ---
    But it doesn't make sense.
[07:42] ---
    You already have
    the lowest population in Japan.
[07:45] ---
    Doing this will only make things...
[07:50] ---
    You...
[07:52] ---
    You can't say that!
[07:57] ---
    An insult.
[07:58] ---
    You're under arrest...
    for insulting Tottori!
[08:04] ---
    -TOTTORI LOVE
    -PEARS
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    Seriously? That's all it takes...
[08:08] ---
    to be sent to a rehabilitation center?
[08:11] ---
    Tottori!
[08:13] ---
    You three. How dare you insult Tottori.
[08:17] ---
    We didn't mean to...
[08:19] ---
    Silence!
[08:20] ---
    I'll make it so
    you never insult Tottori again.
[08:27] ---
    Tottori
[08:28] ---
    First, write "Tottori Love" 10,000 times!
[08:31] ---
    This will carve love for the Great
    Tottori Empire into your subconscious!
[08:38] ---
    My hands are tired!
[08:40] ---
    Tottori
[08:41] ---
    Next, crying out love
    in the center of the Tottori Sand Dunes!
[08:45] ---
    I'll show you!
[08:46] ---
    Tottori! I love you!
[08:51] ---
    You! Try it!
[08:53] ---
    Huh?
[08:55] ---
    Tottori. I love you.
[08:57] ---
    Like you mean it!
[08:59] ---
    Tottori
[09:00] ---
    And last is this!
[09:02] ---
    If you can speak love for Tottori
    while having you nose pinched by crabs,
[09:06] ---
    you're a member of
    the Great Tottori Empire!
[09:09] ---
    Now do it!
[09:13] ---
    You...
[09:14] ---
    That's enough!
[09:17] ---
    I-It's okay!
[09:18] ---
    You can choose between
    a snow crab or Matsuba crab!
[09:22] ---
    That's not the issue!
[09:28] ---
    With the Great Tottori Empire,
    the world is totally ours!
[09:32] ---
    The world is totally ours!
[09:35] ---
    Wait a minute!
[09:37] ---
    It's true that Tottori is wonderful.
    But this is wrong!
[09:42] ---
    The governor I know
    wouldn't make such a policy!
[09:45] ---
    Oh?
[09:48] ---
    And who are you?
[09:49] ---
    Huh?!
[09:53] ---
    Pear!
[09:54] ---
    Crab!
[09:56] ---
    SPECIAL ASSASSINATION FORCE
    PEAR TARO AND CRAB JIRO
[09:59] ---
    Take him!
[10:00] ---
    -Pear!
    -Crab!
[10:05] ---
    Rie!
[10:08] ---
    My, oh my. What's wrong?
    You're out of breath.
[10:12] ---
    Listen to me carefully!
[10:14] ---
    The governor is an imposter!
[10:17] ---
    I don't know what he's after,
    but we can't leave Tottori to him!
[10:23] ---
    Traitor.
[10:24] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    You traitor!
[10:28] ---
    And you call yourself a member of
    the Great Tottori Empire?!
[10:31] ---
    How dare you insult the governor!
[10:33] ---
    W-Wait...
[10:34] ---
    Traitor!
[10:35] ---
    How dare you!
[10:37] ---
    Kinopi! You've got to...
[10:39] ---
    Hello, police? I've got a traitor here.
[10:45] ---
    -Pear!
    -Crab!
[10:52] ---
    I had enough of that.
[10:56] ---
    Mana!
[10:57] ---
    Uncle Shoji?
[10:58] ---
    Kitaro-san and Catchick-san.
    What are you doing here?
[11:02] ---
    I mean, it's an emergency!
[11:04] ---
    We have to stop that governor!
[11:07] ---
    He's not the real governor!
    He's an imposter!
[11:11] ---
    What?!
[11:12] ---
    What do you mean?
[11:14] ---
    I'm an old friend of Governor Nozawa
    and we've often fought.
[11:18] ---
    But I'm...
[11:20] ---
    GOVERNOR NOZAWA SECRET JOKE COLLECTION
    BY SHOJI INUYAMA
[11:20] ---
    a huge fan of his jokes!
[11:22] ---
    What's that?
[11:23] ---
    I've written down
    every joke he's ever told.
[11:27] ---
    I've been writing them for 12 years,
    ever since his election.
[11:31] ---
    That's how I can tell.
[11:32] ---
    The current governor...
[11:34] ---
    -SLOPPY
    -TOO WORDY!
[11:34] ---
    The level of his jokes has
    obviously dropped!
[11:37] ---
    -TOTTORI SECEDING FROM JAPAN?!
    -PROTECT TOTTORI SPECIALITIES
[11:38] ---
    And this crazy policy
    he'd never have thought of before...
[11:43] ---
    There's only one conclusion.
[11:45] ---
    The current governor...
[11:47] ---
    is an imposter!
[12:03] ---
    That's your proof?
[12:05] ---
    Th-That's not all!
[12:06] ---
    He used some hypnosis to brainwash
    the reporters at the conference!
[12:10] ---
    Everyone in Tottori's been brainwashed!
[12:18] ---
    And who's going to believe that?
[12:22] ---
    You should all just worship
    the Great Tottori Empire.
[12:28] ---
    Go!
[12:29] ---
    Mana!
[12:31] ---
    Tottori, Tottori, Tottori...
[12:39] ---
    Tottori is really wonderful!
[12:42] ---
    You've got to buy lots of
    Kitaro merchandise at Mizuki Road!
[12:47] ---
    With the Great Tottori Empire,
    the world is totally ours!
[12:51] ---
    -Totally ours! Totally ours!
    -They're gone.
[12:54] ---
    Kitaro!
[12:56] ---
    Cat-san!
[12:58] ---
    Daddy Eyeball-san!
[13:00] ---
    Totally ours!
[13:05] ---
    TOTTORI SAND DUNES
[13:08] ---
    TOTTORI'S NIJISSEIKI PEARS
[13:10] ---
    -"No, no."
    -"I'll turn this into money."
[13:11] ---
    "Sorry."
[13:14] ---
    I can't believe that happened to
    Kitaro and Cat-san.
[13:18] ---
    Just what is the governor?
[13:20] ---
    That's what we're going to find out.
[13:23] ---
    If we can get proof he's an imposter,
    everyone will come around.
[13:30] ---
    It's the perfect plan.
[13:32] ---
    Using my yokai power and combined Tottori
    specialties of Matsuba crab, snow crab,
[13:36] ---
    Nijisseiki pears, and Ojo mackerel
    essence, I have created the final weapon.
[13:42] ---
    The Tottori Trance!
[13:44] ---
    If I scatter this, Japan,
    no, the world will fall under my spell.
[13:50] ---
    Everyone will be worshipers of
    the Great Tottori Empire!
[14:04] ---
    MABYO
[14:07] ---
    I had my suspicions, but...
[14:09] ---
    Who's there?!
[14:15] ---
    You again!
[14:16] ---
    You showed yourself!
    We'll tell everyone what you really are!
[14:22] ---
    No one will believe you!
[14:28] ---
    Get back here! This is for my ideals!
[14:31] ---
    Beep!
[14:38] ---
    Hey, Maki, are you all right?!
[14:41] ---
    Shunsuke...
[14:44] ---
    Sunabababa...!
[14:46] ---
    Mana, upstairs!
[14:47] ---
    Rakkyo!
[14:49] ---
    Take that!
[14:50] ---
    Rakkyo!
[14:51] ---
    Stop!
[14:56] ---
    You slippery little...
[14:58] ---
    There's nowhere left to run.
    Now become obedient imperial citizens!
[15:05] ---
    Tottori, Tottori, Tottori...
[15:10] ---
    Uncle Shoji!
[15:12] ---
    Tottori, Tottori, Tottori...
[15:21] ---
    Why won't my brainwashing work?!
[15:29] ---
    Kitaro! Cat-san!
[15:31] ---
    You're back to...
[15:34] ---
    All who would defy
    the Great Tottori Empire...
[15:37] ---
    Must die.
[15:39] ---
    So there!
[15:40] ---
    What?!
[15:42] ---
    The Great Tottori Empire
    is heaven on Earth.
[15:46] ---
    Any who would soil its radiance,
    no matter who, must be eliminated.
[15:50] ---
    It's time to become sand.
[15:53] ---
    Seriously?!
[15:56] ---
    They've been brainwashed well.
    How obedient.
[16:00] ---
    Why are you doing this?!
    Why brainwash everyone?!
[16:06] ---
    My motive...
[16:08] ---
    is my love for Tottori.
[16:10] ---
    What?!
[16:12] ---
    I was born and raised here.
    No one loves Tottori more than me.
[16:17] ---
    But now, Tottori faces
    a decline in population.
[16:20] ---
    "I just felt like it."
[16:21] ---
    Why doesn't anyone think of
    such a wonderful place?!
[16:26] ---
    I can't allow Tottori to be neglected.
[16:30] ---
    So I disguised myself as the governor...
[16:34] ---
    and brainwashed the humans.
[16:36] ---
    I made them think
    Tottori is the best place in the world.
[16:40] ---
    And if I scatter this,
    everyone in the world will be brainwashed.
[16:46] ---
    Tottori will be a metropolis rivaling
    Tokyo or even New York or Paris!
[16:55] ---
    Get real.
[16:57] ---
    Your Tottori Love is wrong!
[17:01] ---
    Tottori's appeal
    doesn't require brainwashing to see!
[17:05] ---
    The food is good...
    There's so much nature...
[17:08] ---
    But most appealing of all...
[17:12] ---
    is the warm hearts of...
    the people who live here!
[17:18] ---
    How can you control them through
    brainwashing and call it Tottori Love?!
[17:22] ---
    If you truly loved Tottori,
    you couldn't do that!
[17:28] ---
    Uncle Shoji...
[17:31] ---
    I see.
[17:32] ---
    I wondered why my brainwashing
    didn't work on you.
[17:36] ---
    For someone who already
    loves Tottori more than all else,
[17:39] ---
    it was meaningless.
[17:41] ---
    But your love is not like mine!
[17:47] ---
    I'm going to use this to
    make the world Tottori's!
[17:52] ---
    You can watch there with your fingers,
    no, with crab claws in your mouths!
[17:57] ---
    Get back here!
[18:07] ---
    Give me that!
[18:20] ---
    Let go!
[18:34] ---
    Uncle Shoji, are you all right?!
[18:40] ---
    Tottori Power is growing exponentially
    inside him?!
[18:45] ---
    Could it be, he absorbed
    the power of the Tottori Trance,
[18:49] ---
    and is turning it into
    his own Tottori Power?!
[19:03] ---
    Oh no you don't!
[19:06] ---
    I can see them... Your weak spots!
[19:13] ---
    Daisen!
[19:14] ---
    Tottori Sand Dunes!
[19:16] ---
    Uradome Beach!
[19:17] ---
    Sakaiminato!
[19:19] ---
    Yumeminato Tower!
[19:21] ---
    Nijisseiki Pears!
[19:22] ---
    Daiei Watermelons!
[19:24] ---
    Kurayoshi Prince Melons!
[19:30] ---
    Crab Guns!
[19:41] ---
    Uncle Shoji, what was that?!
[19:43] ---
    I don't... know.
[19:48] ---
    Was I...?!
[19:49] ---
    You were brainwashed by
    the yokai disguised as the governor!
[19:53] ---
    Huh?
[19:56] ---
    You've got some nerve!
[20:04] ---
    Kitaro-san, Catchick-san.
[20:08] ---
    Could you... forgive him?
[20:13] ---
    His methods were wrong,
    but he's still a proud citizen of Tottori.
[20:23] ---
    I lose to your Tottori Love.
[20:28] ---
    TOTTORI PREFECTURAL OFFICE
[20:28] ---
    Tottori Love isn't a competition!
[20:32] ---
    Soon after, the real governor was found.
[20:36] ---
    And the Great Tottori Empire
    became Tottori Prefecture again.
[20:40] ---
    Nobody really remembers what happened
    under the brainwash of the fake governor.
[20:46] ---
    But...
[20:47] ---
    I didn't notice before,
    but my house is full of pear sweets.
[20:52] ---
    Mine too.
[20:53] ---
    I tried some and they're really good.
[20:56] ---
    It makes you glad to be born in Tottori.
[21:05] ---
    Minced sardine soup is the best!
[21:07] ---
    Are you sure leaving that Mabyo alone
    is a good idea?
[21:12] ---
    I hope he doesn't do something again.
[21:15] ---
    You know, thanks to him,
    Tottori feels livelier.
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    I guess all's well that ends well.
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    BROUGHT TO YOU BY TOTTORI PREFECTURE
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    PRESS CONFERENCE
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    Oh, it's starting.
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    Why did you revert the Great Tottori
    Empire to Tottori Prefecture?
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    Are the rumors of a fake governor true?
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    I'll answer all your questions in turn.
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    But first, I'd like to just say this.
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    Sorry to in-crab-venience you!
[21:45] ---
    Ooh! The governor's new joke!
    The governor's jokes are so sharp!
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    Oh... are they?
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    That's pretty good indeed.
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    Dad...
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    Wel-crab to Tottori!
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    Ga ga gi gu GeGeGe no Kitaro
[22:01] ---
    ga ga gi gu GeGeGe no Kitaro
[22:06] ---
    Ga gi gu ge Go Go Go
[22:06] ---
    ga gi gu ge Go Go Go
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    Ga ga gi gu GeGeGe no Kitaro
[22:09] ---
    ga ga gi gu GeGeGe no Kitaro
[22:17] ---
    Clop-clop-clop on a moonlit night
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    kankara kororin tsukiyo no ban ni
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    They gather to the clopping of geta
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    geta wo narashite yatsura ga atsumarya
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    Daddy Eyeball in his bath bowl
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    medama no oyaji chawan no furo de
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    A single lecture and everyone consents
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    sekkyou ippatsu nattoku
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    We teach the rampant ones a lesson
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    yaritai houdai no minasama niwa
    okyu mo suemasu
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    We can't just do nothing
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    hottokenai desyo
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    To the mysterious GeGeGe Forest
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    fushigi na GeGeGe no Mori e
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    Take a deep breath together
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    issyo ni shinkokyu
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    So we can live happily
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    waratte kuraseru youni
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    A mysterious bridge
    across Sakaiminato's beach.
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    Dad, Mana is...?!
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    Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
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    "The Shinigami
    and Sakaiminato's Hidden Village"
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    The door to the unseen world opens...
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