34 - EMPEROR BACKBEARD

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[00:16] ---
    GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:19] ---
    I shall show you
    the Japanese yokai killing each other.
[00:25] ---
    If we drive out Agnes,
    they probably won't attack us anymore.
[00:35] ---
    The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:38] ---
    There are things you can't see.
[00:41] ---
    See? In the darkness behind you...
[01:01] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:01] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:05] ---
    Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:05] ---
    asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
[01:09] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:09] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:13] ---
    Ghosts don't have school
[01:13] ---
    obakenya gakkou mo
[01:17] ---
    Or tests or anything
[01:17] ---
    shiken mo nannimo nai
[01:21] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:26] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:26] ---
    minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:34] ---
    Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
[01:34] ---
    yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
[01:38] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:38] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:42] ---
    Ghosts don't die
[01:42] ---
    obake wa shinanai
[01:46] ---
    Or get sick or anything
[01:46] ---
    byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:50] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:03] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[02:03] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:54] ---
    CHAPTER 34
[02:56] ---
    EMPEROR BACKBEARD
[03:00] ---
    "Yokai Bus to
    the Annual Winter Getaway"...
[03:04] ---
    I guess it's already that season again.
[03:06] ---
    Food from the sea, food from
    the mountains, rustic hot springs...
[03:11] ---
    Massages and body scrubs...
[03:14] ---
    Hup!
[03:16] ---
    And all night mah-jong!
[03:19] ---
    Hooray for being born a Japanese yokai!
[03:21] ---
    Hey, Rat Man!
[03:26] ---
    Wh-What?
[03:27] ---
    You remember last year, don't you?!
[03:39] ---
    You smell something?
[03:40] ---
    It's a sulfur spring after all.
[03:43] ---
    Wait!
[03:55] ---
    Whoops, here comes another one.
[04:02] ---
    I wonder why
    farts in the bath are so smelly.
[04:06] ---
    Don't come!
[04:08] ---
    You're banned!
[04:11] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[04:15] ---
    Bowl baths are good, but a hot spring
    once in a while hits the spot.
[04:21] ---
    What's wrong, Kitaro?
[04:24] ---
    Actually, Agnes hasn't responded to
    the invite I sent.
[04:30] ---
    "Invitation to the GeGeGe Forest
    Annual Winter Getaway"...
[04:35] ---
    That sounds like fun!
[04:37] ---
    Have you ever tried a Japanese hot spring?
    They feel really good!
[04:41] ---
    Wait...
[04:42] ---
    Shouldn't you reply to this?
[04:47] ---
    It seems like a trip just for friends.
[04:50] ---
    Besides, they probably just invited me
    as a formality.
[04:55] ---
    And we're only working together
    temporarily while searching for the ring.
[05:01] ---
    And I'm a Western yokai.
[05:05] ---
    What do you want to do?
[05:09] ---
    Do you want to go? Or don't you?
[05:33] ---
    It's getting chilly.
[06:10] ---
    Kitaro.
[06:11] ---
    Sorry, sorry. We're late.
[06:19] ---
    Is this all that's going?
[06:21] ---
    And the bus isn't here yet.
[06:24] ---
    The getaway's cancelled.
[06:26] ---
    Stop joking around.
[06:31] ---
    Th-Th-This is Old Man Crybaby's!
[06:34] ---
    Found in back alley.
[06:37] ---
    We thought we just lost contact with him
    since he'd passed out drunk again, but...
[06:44] ---
    He'd never just
    leave his precious sake behind.
[06:48] ---
    What's happened to Old Man Crybaby?
[06:51] ---
    What a pain in the ass!
[06:54] ---
    And all because of an outsider.
[06:56] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?
[06:57] ---
    Old Man Crybaby must have been
    jumped by the Western yokai.
[07:02] ---
    Rat Man!
[07:03] ---
    Considering we're protecting Agnes,
[07:06] ---
    I figured something like this
    would happen eventually.
[07:09] ---
    That's enough!
[07:11] ---
    Wh-Wh-What?
[07:13] ---
    A landlord is like a parent
    and a tenant is like a child.
[07:18] ---
    Take up your issues about Agnes with me!
[07:21] ---
    I-I was just thinking about
    the safety of this country and--
[07:25] ---
    Stop lying!
[07:27] ---
    You're just taking out your anger at
    the getaway being cancelled on Agnes.
[07:32] ---
    Your right to participate was rescinded,
    so you never had a bus seat anyway.
[07:47] ---
    Dammit!
[07:52] ---
    Um...
[07:54] ---
    Don't worry about what that loser says.
[08:01] ---
    Okay, let's split up
    and find Old Man Crybaby.
[08:04] ---
    I-I'll help, too.
[08:06] ---
    Thanks.
[08:09] ---
    Are those...?
[08:13] ---
    Let's all have some since you made them.
[08:16] ---
    Can we?
[08:18] ---
    Sure.
[08:23] ---
    Those bastards.
    Always playing favorites with Agnes.
[08:29] ---
    Who's more important, me or that witch?
[08:33] ---
    Try to cheer up.
[08:35] ---
    Huh? I can have this?
[08:38] ---
    That really gets me right here!
[08:41] ---
    W-Well, if you say so.
[08:48] ---
    Man, I don't know who you... are...
[08:53] ---
    but...
[08:54] ---
    You're welcome.
[09:01] ---
    SOKAI LIVELY APARTMENT
[09:03] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, hey! The sun's up already!
[09:08] ---
    Hurry down to eat or I'll kiss you!
[09:16] ---
    Cut me some slack.
[09:18] ---
    I was looking for Old Man Crybaby
    from the sky until late last night.
[09:30] ---
    Sand Witch...?
[09:53] ---
    It feels like someone's watchin' me.
[10:07] ---
    I see. Thank you.
[10:11] ---
    Where could Old Man Crybaby have gone to?
[10:16] ---
    Old Man Crybaby?
[10:19] ---
    Wait!
[10:44] ---
    UNDER CONSTRUCTION
    NO TRESPASSING
[10:56] ---
    Old Man Crybaby?
[11:09] ---
    Who's there?! Coward. Show yourself!
[11:13] ---
    I'm right here.
[11:25] ---
    You're Backbeard?!
[11:40] ---
    Rollo Cloth?!
[11:44] ---
    Hey!
[11:53] ---
    Old Man Crybaby, Sand Witch, Wally Wall?!
[11:57] ---
    What's going on?
[12:16] ---
    Hey, Kitaro!
[12:19] ---
    Rat Man, you're all right.
[12:24] ---
    We here,
[12:26] ---
    PROTECT JAPANESE YOKAI RIGHTS!
[12:26] ---
    for the safety and survival
    of Japanese yokai,
[12:28] ---
    KICK OUT WESTERN YOKAI
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    demand that the Western witch, Agnes,
    be immediately banished from this country!
[12:36] ---
    GET OUT OF JAPAN, AGNES
[12:36] ---
    Get out of Japan, Western yokai!
[12:39] ---
    AGNES IS A DISEASE!!
[12:39] ---
    Get out!
[12:41] ---
    Get out!
[12:43] ---
    Get out!!
[12:45] ---
    Get out!
[12:48] ---
    -Get out!
    -What's the meaning of this?!
[12:50] ---
    Old Man Crybaby, Sand Witch,
    Rollo Cloth, Wally Wall,
[12:54] ---
    and now even Catchick have disappeared!
[12:58] ---
    Battle-hardened veterans, one by one!
[13:01] ---
    Only the Western yokai could do
    something like this!
[13:05] ---
    If we drive out Agnes,
    they probably won't attack us anymore.
[13:09] ---
    They might even
    return Catchick and the others.
[13:16] ---
    Kitaro, I've got one question for you...
[13:20] ---
    Us or Agnes,
[13:23] ---
    who is more important to you?!
[13:26] ---
    That's not the issue!
[13:28] ---
    Yes it is the issue!
[13:32] ---
    I'm warning you, these aren't
    the only guys who agree with me.
[13:48] ---
    You too?
[13:52] ---
    We feel bad for Agnes.
[13:55] ---
    But, Sand Witch is like a mother to us.
[13:59] ---
    If we have to choose one or the other...
[14:06] ---
    Agnes!
[14:14] ---
    HEY! KITARO
[14:17] ---
    KASA-BAKE
[14:19] ---
    -"I senseyokai activity."
    -"Scratch, scratch."
[14:20] ---
    "What is this guy...?"
[14:24] ---
    Where could she have gone?
[14:30] ---
    Us or Agnes,
    who is more important to you?!
[14:36] ---
    I can't make a choice like that.
[14:40] ---
    Kitaro.
[14:42] ---
    In times of doubt, you should
    listen to the voice in your heart.
[14:47] ---
    The answer must be there.
[14:52] ---
    The voice in my heart...
[14:56] ---
    It's fine.
[14:58] ---
    I can do it alone.
[15:04] ---
    That worked out great.
[15:06] ---
    Keep your promise, okay?
[15:08] ---
    Promise?
[15:09] ---
    You said you'd release Old Man Crybaby
    and the others and never attack us again.
[15:16] ---
    Sorry, but Backbeard-sama
    never negotiates.
[15:22] ---
    All we offer anyone
    who resists us even once
[15:26] ---
    is despair!
[15:34] ---
    Th-This is...?
[15:38] ---
    Backbeard!
[15:40] ---
    How sad.
[15:42] ---
    To think, you won't call me
    Backbeard-sama anymore.
[15:47] ---
    Why would I ever?!
[15:50] ---
    I sense your despair.
[15:53] ---
    But it's not enough.
[15:58] ---
    And so,
[16:03] ---
    I shall show you
    the Japanese yokai killing each other.
[16:09] ---
    Now despair!
[16:14] ---
    This intense yokai activity...
[16:16] ---
    Backbeard?!
[16:19] ---
    The enemy boss himself has appeared.
[16:36] ---
    Agnes!
[16:39] ---
    In the name of Backbeard-sama.
[16:43] ---
    Everyone, what's wrong?!
[16:45] ---
    Kitaro!
[16:46] ---
    They've all been brainwashed by Backbeard!
[16:51] ---
    Rat Man!
[17:01] ---
    At this rate...!
[17:03] ---
    Go for the one controlling everyone!
[17:05] ---
    Right!
[17:09] ---
    Hair Needles!
[17:10] ---
    Wally Wall!
[17:11] ---
    It's no good!
[17:15] ---
    Stop it!
[17:16] ---
    Snap out of it, Catchick!
[17:34] ---
    Kitaro!
[17:36] ---
    I'm fine, Dad.
[17:42] ---
    Agnes, you belong to me.
[17:46] ---
    You were born a witch, meaning that
    your only place is with me.
[17:53] ---
    That is your destiny.
    You cannot escape your destiny.
[18:04] ---
    Now, Kitaro, make your choice.
[18:08] ---
    Kill your friends and survive,
[18:11] ---
    or die right there.
[18:18] ---
    The voice in my heart says to me,
[18:21] ---
    "Don't chose either option."
[18:23] ---
    What?
[18:25] ---
    I don't intend to die here.
[18:28] ---
    But I'll save all of my friends.
[18:31] ---
    Catchick! Wally Wall!
[18:33] ---
    Sand Witch! Old Man Crybaby!
[18:36] ---
    Rollo Cloth! Rat Man!
[18:41] ---
    Agnes, you too!
[18:51] ---
    Of all the things to say!
[18:54] ---
    The voice in his heart. How heroic!
[18:58] ---
    Why you...!
[18:59] ---
    Oh, are you upset?
[19:02] ---
    I'll show you my one and only
    super attack!
[19:12] ---
    Wh-...?!
[19:22] ---
    P-Pee-ew!
[19:37] ---
    Amazing, Rat Man!
[19:39] ---
    See what I can do when I get serious.
[19:44] ---
    Kitaro! Blast up to him!
[19:50] ---
    Kitaro, go!
[19:57] ---
    What?!
[20:01] ---
    Agnes!
[20:02] ---
    Curse you, Kitaro!
[20:05] ---
    I have a place!
[20:07] ---
    Destiny can be changed!
[20:23] ---
    Dainaga mi torchi!
[20:42] ---
    Well done, Agnes.
[20:44] ---
    If your magic is that powerful, you can
    become a good core for the Brigadoon.
[20:57] ---
    Become a core for the Brigadoon?
[21:01] ---
    What did he mean?
[21:14] ---
    Hmph. Thanks to doing that,
    my best clothes are ruined.
[21:19] ---
    Hey, where is this? Where?
[21:23] ---
    -Where am I? Am I Rollo Cloth?
    -I guess I'll get Kitaro to pay for it.
[21:27] ---
    Hey...
[21:28] ---
    Honestly, where have you been?
[21:31] ---
    I don't remember.
[21:32] ---
    Me hungry.
[21:34] ---
    Hey, do you smell something?
[21:37] ---
    Sniff, sniff... Ugh.
[21:43] ---
    Answer me this...
[21:46] ---
    Why did you say I was your friend?
[21:51] ---
    I don't have a reason.
[21:56] ---
    Thank you.
[21:59] ---
    And, goodbye...
[22:03] ---
    Kitaro...
[22:06] ---
    You can't see them
    But they're there
[22:06] ---
    mien keredomo orundayo
[22:12] ---
    "Hello" in the mountains
[22:12] ---
    yama de yahho
[22:14] ---
    If you call
[22:14] ---
    hitokoe yobeba
[22:17] ---
    An identical "Hello"
[22:17] ---
    onaji yahho
[22:19] ---
    The Yobuko calls back
[22:19] ---
    yobuko ga kaesu
[22:25] ---
    A tree spirit living in the mountains
[22:25] ---
    yama ni sunderu ki no seirei
[22:30] ---
    A used rag
[22:30] ---
    tsukatta zoukin
[22:32] ---
    If you don't keep it clean
[22:32] ---
    kirei ni shinaito
[22:35] ---
    It'll get smelly
[22:35] ---
    kusaku nattayo
[22:38] ---
    The Shiro-Uneri
    Will tangle itself around you
[22:38] ---
    shirouneri karamitsuku
[22:43] ---
    Stuck to your face
    How horrible
[22:43] ---
    kao ni bettori korya tamaran
[22:46] ---
    See how many ghosts there are
[22:46] ---
    konnani oruyo obaketachi
[22:51] ---
    You can't see them
    But they're there
[22:51] ---
    mien keredomo orundayo
[22:54] ---
    You can't see them
    But they're there
[22:54] ---
    mien keredomo orundayo
[22:59] ---
    They're near you
[22:59] ---
    kimi no chikaku ni
[23:06] ---
    Agnes explains the Brigadoon Project.
[23:10] ---
    Dad, is this even...?!
[23:12] ---
    Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:15] ---
    "The Witches of Destiny"
[23:17] ---
    The door to the unseen world opens...