90 - IDOL LEGEND SAZAE-ONI
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[00:12] ---
GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:15] ---
Sa, sa, sasa, sashimi
[00:21] ---
It's an honor to meet you!
[00:23] ---
I-I think you have the wrong guy.
[00:30] ---
The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:34] ---
There are things you can't see.
[00:37] ---
See? In the darkness behind you...
[00:56] ---
Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[00:56] ---
ge ge gegege no ge
[01:00] ---
Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:00] ---
asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
[01:05] ---
It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:05] ---
tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:09] ---
Ghosts don't have school
[01:09] ---
obakenya gakkou mo
[01:12] ---
Or tests or anything
[01:12] ---
shiken mo nannimo nai
[01:17] ---
Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:17] ---
ge ge gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
ge ge gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
[01:29] ---
yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
[01:33] ---
It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:33] ---
tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:38] ---
Ghosts don't die
[01:38] ---
obake wa shinanai
[01:42] ---
Or get sick or anything
[01:42] ---
byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:46] ---
Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:46] ---
ge ge gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:17] ---
Kitaro! Hang in there!
[02:19] ---
Kitaro!
[02:22] ---
CHAPTER 90
[02:23] ---
IDOL LEGEND SAZAE-ONI
[02:31] ---
EDO NO SUSHI
[02:33] ---
Who ordered the bargain fatty cut?
[02:35] ---
Ah, over here!
[02:37] ---
Next up is the number from the instant
smash hit on OoTube...
[02:40] ---
Nothing beats sushi bought with
easy money you didn't have to work for.
[02:48] ---
Mer, mer, mermer, mermaid
[02:52] ---
Ooh, this is G Kitaro's song.
[02:55] ---
"Sazae-kun" is the best, huh?
[02:58] ---
He uploaded his music video, too.
[03:01] ---
Freshly caught and lively
[03:06] ---
No bad smell or anything
[03:09] ---
What's your problem?!
[03:10] ---
Sa, sa, sasa, sashimi
[03:15] ---
Kitaro...
[03:17] ---
Seriously?
[03:20] ---
What the heck?!
[03:22] ---
Oh. Don't mind me.
[03:27] ---
Kitaro... debuted as an idol?!
[03:32] ---
SWEETS KINGDOM
[03:35] ---
Why didn't you tell me about Kitaro?
[03:40] ---
I'm sorry.
[03:42] ---
But how could I?
[03:45] ---
I didn't know about it either!
[03:51] ---
Mer, mer, mermer, mermaid
[03:56] ---
Why?
[03:57] ---
Is he being possessed by something again?
[04:02] ---
Ma'am?
[04:04] ---
Another.
[04:06] ---
Bring me another!
[04:08] ---
Yes! Right away!
[04:13] ---
...and it was so cute and...
[04:15] ---
-Hey, isn't that...
-It is, right?
[04:22] ---
What's going on?
[04:26] ---
G Kitaro-san! I'm a huge fan!
[04:28] ---
Your autograph please!
[04:30] ---
Hey! No fair!
[04:33] ---
I-I think you have the wrong guy.
[04:35] ---
Of course not!
[04:36] ---
-It's an honor to meet you!
-Can I shake your hand?!
[04:41] ---
Excuse me!
[04:43] ---
Oh! He's running!
[04:48] ---
Wait!
[04:57] ---
What is going on?
[05:00] ---
Your autograph please!
[05:02] ---
Your autograph please.
[05:05] ---
C-Calm down a minute!
[05:10] ---
Okay, okay, okay! Line up! Line up!
[05:12] ---
Autographs are 1,000 yen including tax!
Handshakes are 2,000 yen!
[05:16] ---
What are you doing, Rat Man?
[05:19] ---
I should ask you that!
[05:21] ---
Why didn't you tell me you were an idol?
[05:23] ---
Huh?
[05:25] ---
If I was your manager, I could sell
posters, paper fans, and hug pillows.
[05:29] ---
There's chanchanko style happi coats,
and Daddy Eyeball-san pins...
[05:33] ---
What are you talking about now?
[05:37] ---
Huh? I mean... your...
[05:41] ---
What?! Seriously?
[05:43] ---
A fake Kitaro?!
[05:45] ---
It looks like it.
[05:47] ---
When did he show up?
[05:49] ---
It looks like his popularity took off when
he released his music video on OoTube.
[05:54] ---
So all of these are for the fake?
[05:56] ---
Even you were fooled. Can you blame them?
[06:03] ---
TO G KITARO
[06:03] ---
What do you think
the "G" in "G Kitaro" means, Dad?
[06:09] ---
Hmm.
[06:10] ---
Wow, he's super popular.
[06:16] ---
What's wrong, Rat Man?
[06:18] ---
I remembered a thing I gotta do.
[06:21] ---
What's with him?
[06:24] ---
He's probably thinking,
"Rather than hang around this Kitaro,
[06:27] ---
I could make more money with
the fake Kitaro." Or something like that.
[06:32] ---
But what does this G...?
[06:35] ---
He can't resist money, can he?
[06:39] ---
Old Man Crybaby,
do you know what this G is?
[06:45] ---
What's wrong?
[06:48] ---
What is it?
[06:51] ---
Dad, take a look at this.
[06:53] ---
Can you read it?
[06:55] ---
Hmm.
[06:57] ---
It says, "I can give you
information on the fake Kitaro."
[07:01] ---
Okay! We can find out what the G means!
[07:13] ---
Did it really say to come to
a fishing harbor this late at night?
[07:55] ---
What?!
[08:06] ---
Welcome, Kitaro-san. Thank you for coming.
[08:11] ---
We are...
[08:12] ---
Mermaids!
[08:14] ---
Did you send this letter?
[08:16] ---
Yes.
[08:17] ---
I am the mermaid representative,
Uoko Hito.
[08:23] ---
Come to think of it, the fake was carrying
a robot mermaid while singing.
[08:29] ---
No, that's not a robot.
[08:31] ---
That is a real child of ours.
[08:36] ---
And the identity of the fake Kitaro is...
[08:39] ---
Sazae-Oni!
[08:41] ---
Sazae-Oni?
[08:43] ---
Yes.
[08:46] ---
I don't understand at all.
[08:48] ---
I shall explain in detail right now!
[08:52] ---
Long ago, with legends about how eating
our meat grants eternal life and such,
[08:57] ---
we mermaids were extremely popular.
[09:00] ---
But recently, with
rapid advancements in medicine
[09:04] ---
like regenerative medicine and
genome editing, we've become ignored.
[09:10] ---
In order to fight this situation,
[09:12] ---
we formed the cute idol unit,
"Human Hearts, Fish Hearts"
[09:15] ---
HUMAN HEARTS, FISH HEARTS
[09:17] ---
with an agency in the city's top district.
[09:21] ---
But suddenly Sazae-Oni showed up
and took over our agency!
[09:26] ---
Gentle and weak, like wild asters growing
in the sea, we could not fight back.
[09:33] ---
Sniffle, sniffle, sniffle...
[09:36] ---
Why did Sazae-Oni take over your agency?
[09:39] ---
We could never understand
the thoughts of a snail!
[09:45] ---
I see.
[09:46] ---
I will go retrieve your child.
[09:49] ---
I have questions for him anyway.
[09:53] ---
Kitaro-san.
[09:54] ---
Thank you very much!
[09:57] ---
-You can do it, Kitaro!
-Go, go!
[10:05] ---
This is the place they mentioned.
[10:16] ---
G KITARO PRODUCTIONS
[10:17] ---
This is it.
[10:23] ---
So you're G Kitaro.
[10:28] ---
I've been expecting you, Kitaro-san.
[10:32] ---
Answer me, G Kitaro.
[10:34] ---
What does...
[10:37] ---
that "G" in your name stand for?!
[10:39] ---
That's your issue?!
[10:46] ---
"G" for "GeGeGe..."
[10:48] ---
Yes. And as Uoko-san told you,
[10:52] ---
my real identity is Sazae-Oni.
[10:56] ---
After 300 years,
horned turbans' cells undergo a change,
[11:00] ---
and they become Sazae-Oni with
the ability to transform into anything.
[11:04] ---
The ability to transform into anything?
[11:07] ---
So I thought that I'd copy your form.
[11:10] ---
Why?
[11:12] ---
Because I wanted to be the topping for
a conveyor belt sushi that kids love!
[11:16] ---
What?!
[11:20] ---
Scallops, whelks, surf clams...
[11:23] ---
Geoducks, clams, quahogs...
[11:27] ---
Conveyor belt sushi has shellfish toppings
that children love.
[11:33] ---
And yet...
[11:36] ---
Horned turbans aren't even allowed
on the conveyor belts.
[11:40] ---
It hurt me so much!
[11:45] ---
What are you talking about?
[11:47] ---
With the recent popularity of
conveyor belt sushi,
[11:50] ---
I want to be a topping for lots of
children to eat ! That's all I want!
[11:54] ---
So why become a fake of me?
[11:58] ---
I figured if I did, you would come to me
like you have now.
[12:03] ---
As you possess extreme
umami yokai power...
[12:09] ---
I thought I'd eat you!
[12:10] ---
What?!
[12:12] ---
M-My body...
[12:13] ---
I can't feel it?!
[12:16] ---
Of course. The tea you drank
contains Sazae-Oni-sama's fluids.
[12:21] ---
It's a terrifying venomous Earl Grey.
[12:24] ---
You...
[12:26] ---
Don't blame me.
[12:28] ---
You know what they say,
[12:29] ---
"Better money with G Kitaro
than friendship with Kitaro."
[12:39] ---
SAZAE-ONI
[12:40] ---
Kitaro, if I eat you
and make your yokai power my own,
[12:46] ---
I know your umami will make me a sushi
topping that's popular with children!
[12:51] ---
Yes! Of course!
[12:58] ---
This is...
[12:59] ---
You... You were going to
eat the mermaid child?!
[13:04] ---
Of course not. He's so plump and cute.
[13:08] ---
You're the only one I'll eat!
[13:20] ---
Internal Electricity!
[13:39] ---
SAZAE-ONI AND KITARO
[13:42] ---
SAZAE-ONI
[13:44] ---
"Shower."
[13:45] ---
"I'm moved."
[13:56] ---
Hup!
[14:02] ---
CONVEYOR BELT SUSHI
[14:04] ---
KITARO
[14:05] ---
CONVEYOR BELT SUSHI KITARO
[14:09] ---
Chef, what's today's special?
[14:11] ---
We've got fresh GeGeGe today!
[14:15] ---
Don't blame me, Kitaro.
This is all Sazae-Oni-sama's plan.
[14:20] ---
At least be a good topping.
[14:22] ---
Hup!
[14:25] ---
Ooh!
[14:26] ---
Here, chanchanko sushi!
[14:32] ---
Next are the torso ship rolls
alongside arm and leg thin rolls!
[14:38] ---
I'm lightly charring the yokai liver.
[14:41] ---
Enjoy it with salt!
[14:42] ---
Last up are the kombu cured geta!
[14:49] ---
The rich Kitaro extract is permeating
throughout my organs!
[14:54] ---
Now that Kitaro has been absorbed
and has disappeared in my belly,
[14:58] ---
I am the pinnacle of all yokai!
[15:02] ---
For the further prosperity of
the yokai world!
[15:08] ---
I shall open a yokai conveyor belt sushi
chain using my body as toppings
[15:13] ---
across Japan, no, the entire world!
[15:16] ---
I shall make the deliciousness of
yokai sushi spread across all humanity!
[15:22] ---
In order to successfully create a yokai
conveyor belt sushi chain across the globe
[15:26] ---
I believe you require a strong impact
for your initial start.
[15:30] ---
Have you got any grand designs,
Mr. Manager?
[15:33] ---
How about announcing it at an event
where lots of G Kitaro fans are gathered?
[15:39] ---
That's great! Make it happen right away!
[15:43] ---
You can have all the funds you need!
[15:52] ---
What?!
[15:53] ---
Kitaro's holding a dome concert?!
[16:00] ---
Right here!
Posters, paper fans, and hug pillows!
[16:02] ---
We've got chanchanko style happi coats
and yokai power glow sticks too!
[16:07] ---
I love this!
[16:11] ---
G Kitaro-san, it's almost first bell.
We need you in the stage wings.
[16:17] ---
Soon yokai conveyor belt sushi will
deploy a global chain.
[16:26] ---
I can see it now.
[16:28] ---
Adults and children across the world
will eat sushi using my body as toppings.
[16:34] ---
They'll eat and grow.
[16:36] ---
I can see them growing fat!
[16:40] ---
Oh! Our child!
[16:42] ---
What?! You!
[16:44] ---
We hadn't heard from Kitaro-san,
so we got worried and came.
[16:49] ---
We'll be taking our child back!
[16:52] ---
Maybe he can nourish me
as I spread across the world.
[16:57] ---
Very well.
[16:59] ---
Uoko-sama, are you
going to use that attack?!
[17:01] ---
It's too dangerous!
[17:03] ---
No. We cannot allow Sazae-Oni to
run rampant anymore.
[17:14] ---
Detoxing you heart and body!
[17:18] ---
Beauty Beam!
[17:34] ---
Uoko-sama!
[17:36] ---
That did nothing!
In fact my skin and body feel refreshed!
[17:41] ---
Weird stuff is seeping out of my pores.
[17:43] ---
So this is the effect of detoxing!
[17:53] ---
Sazae-Oni!
[17:55] ---
Kitaro?!
[17:58] ---
Kitaro, how did you...?!
[18:01] ---
Detoxing?
[18:04] ---
Dammit!
[18:05] ---
Remote Controlled Geta!
[18:08] ---
Edo Style Geta!
[18:12] ---
Hair Needles!
[18:17] ---
My knockoff chanchanko is useless!
[18:31] ---
Internal Electricity!
[18:43] ---
You've done it.
[18:45] ---
O-Oh crap.
[18:47] ---
No reason to hang around here.
[18:53] ---
Ow, ow, ow...
[18:54] ---
What is this?! Where's my money?
[18:57] ---
Eww! Smells like the beach!
[19:00] ---
We're very sorry.
[19:02] ---
We are currently being delayed
due to equipment trouble.
[19:06] ---
Please stand by.
[19:09] ---
Thank you very much.
[19:11] ---
I'm sorry you ended up having to save me.
[19:16] ---
Oh no. Anything we could do to help.
[19:20] ---
From now on, I think we'll live
secluded at the bottom of the ocean.
[19:25] ---
I see.
[19:26] ---
Yes. Now then...
[19:28] ---
Take care.
[19:30] ---
Take care.
[19:35] ---
I suppose that takes care of that.
[19:38] ---
Are you sure?
[19:40] ---
The sudden disappearance of G Kitaro
might bring even more attention.
[19:46] ---
Well...
[19:48] ---
The people who think you're G Kitaro
will be in an uproar.
[19:54] ---
In that case,
[19:55] ---
why don't you announce your retirement
at this G Kitaro concert?
[20:00] ---
What are you talking about?
[20:02] ---
G Kitaro's identity was Sazae-Oni.
[20:08] ---
G Kitaro! G Kitaro!
[20:12] ---
G Kitaro! G Kitaro! G Kitaro!
[20:17] ---
G Kitaro! G Kitaro!
[20:21] ---
G Kitaro! G Kitaro! G Kitaro!
[20:26] ---
G Kitaro! G Kitaro!
[20:30] ---
G Kitaro!
[20:34] ---
We'll never forget your singing!
[20:37] ---
Thank you for giving us
dreams, hopes, and excitement!
[20:54] ---
Ah, it looks like you're awake.
[20:56] ---
Huh? Where am I?
[20:58] ---
What are you talking about?
[21:01] ---
I'm home?
[21:02] ---
Don't you remember?
[21:04] ---
You passed out after food poisoning
from the sushi Rat Man brought.
[21:08] ---
I've been... asleep?
[21:10] ---
It must have been pretty bad
for you to get food poisoning.
[21:14] ---
Then it was all... a dream?
[21:17] ---
What's wrong?
[21:20] ---
Oh, nothing.
[21:24] ---
You must be hungry. Can you eat?
[21:27] ---
I know. Have some of the horned turbans
Mana-chan got from Sakaiminato.
[21:33] ---
H-Horned turbans are a little...
[21:35] ---
What's wrong?
[21:36] ---
Honestly, who feeds someone such things
after food poisoning?
[21:42] ---
Right?
[21:50] ---
Huh?!
[22:06] ---
Bound by restrictive lines
This overly sensitive, ominous town
[22:06] ---
harimegurasareta kiseisen
binkan ni narisugita bukimi na machi wa
[22:12] ---
A lawless place born of illusion
People turn back and look away
[22:12] ---
gensou ga unda muhouchitai
me wo sorashiteru hito bakari
[22:17] ---
Get on your feet and try it out
Know the truth without romanticizing it
[22:17] ---
sono ki ni natte tameshiteminatte
bika shitenaide genjitsu wo shitte
[22:22] ---
Sometimes you just can't be so serious
Sometimes you just have to pray
[22:22] ---
kuso majime ni yatterannai hi mo aruyo
toki ni kamidanomi
[22:27] ---
Amidakuji of fate
[22:27] ---
unmei no amidakuji
[22:30] ---
It's either all or nothing
[22:30] ---
noruka soruka no hanashi
[22:33] ---
Amidakuji of fate
[22:33] ---
unmei no amidakuji
[22:35] ---
Trace it with your finger
[22:35] ---
yubi de nazotte
[22:37] ---
There, ever deeper
[22:37] ---
saa motto fukaku made
[22:43] ---
See it yourself and touch it
[22:43] ---
sono me de mite furete
[22:48] ---
I'm sick of this world
Where everyone acts so selfish
[22:48] ---
wagamonogao ga habikoru
kono sekai ni iyake ga sasuyo
[22:54] ---
The truth is colorless and transparent
[22:54] ---
shinjitsu wa mushoku toumei de
[22:57] ---
And just a little cold
[22:57] ---
sukoshi dake tsumetai
[23:01] ---
Dad, that play is showing again.
[23:05] ---
The ghosts of 52 years ago are...
[23:07] ---
Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:10] ---
"The Misty Night of Angkor Wat"
[23:12] ---
The door to the unseen world opens...
[23:14] ---
[23:16] ---
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