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82 - GERIATRIC NUPPEPPO

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    GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:17] ---
    Huh?!
[00:18] ---
    This is...!
[00:21] ---
    A disappointing result.
[00:23] ---
    Don't leave me here alone!
[00:30] ---
    The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:34] ---
    There are things you can't see.
[00:37] ---
    See? In the darkness behind you...
[00:56] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[00:56] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:00] ---
    Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:00] ---
    asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
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    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:05] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
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    Ghosts don't have school
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    obakenya gakkou mo
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    Or tests or anything
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    shiken mo nannimo nai
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    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:17] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
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    Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
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    yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
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    It's so fun, it's so fun
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    tanoshiina tanoshiina
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    Ghosts don't die
[01:38] ---
    obake wa shinanai
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    Or get sick or anything
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    byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:46] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:46] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
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    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:10] ---
    ...how old does she look? 40?
[02:12] ---
    No. She's actually
    a shocking 65 years old!

[02:15] ---
    BEAUTIFUL SKIN
    CHANNEL
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    Just look at that smooth skin!
    Not a wrinkle on it!

[02:18] ---
    CREAM THAT MAKES YOU LOOK
    20 YEARS YOUNGER!!
[02:20] ---
    Only this beauty cream can offer
    this much change after just one month!

[02:20] ---
    JUST THIS ONE CREAM
    GIVES YOU BEAUTIFUL SKIN
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    ...ginseng extract mixture takes
    20 years off skin age!

[02:25] ---
    GINSENG EXTRACT FOR GLOWING SKIN!!
[02:29] ---
    This isn't plastic surgery!
    Call in the next 30--

[02:32] ---
    ...for the first 200 people,
    the limited-time price of 6,500 yen!

[02:32] ---
    LOTION AND CREAM SPECIAL
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    Wait! Hold it right there!
    For a regular subscription--

[02:39] ---
    THE CONSUMER, MS. ICHIKAWA
    42 YEARS OLD
[02:40] ---
    ...I tried it on
    my blemishes and freckles.

[02:43] ---
    And what results did Ichikawa-san
    see after one month?

[02:48] ---
    I couldn't believe it. All my friends at
    the reunion said I looked younger...

[02:53] ---
    ...whitening! Get rid of
    this year's blemishes this year! Mirac--

[02:56] ---
    ...young and beautiful forever! This cream
    is full of camellia oil collagen!

[03:00] ---
    I'm home!
[03:04] ---
    Mom?
[03:05] ---
    Why is the light off?
[03:08] ---
    Mom?
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    Everyone, thank you so much!
[03:13] ---
    ...sold out at nano speed!
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    CHAPTER 82
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    GERIATRIC NUPPEPPO
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    Hey, taxi!
[03:38] ---
    Where to?
[03:41] ---
    Anywhere! So long as Kitaro can't find me!
[03:45] ---
    Huh? Hurry up!
[03:49] ---
    Huh?
[03:50] ---
    N-Not again...
[03:58] ---
    BiBiBi anti-aging cream.
[03:58] ---
    MYSTERIOUS MASS AGING
    ABOUT 3,000 VICTIMS AFFECTED?!
[04:01] ---
    ALL USED BIBIBI CREAM
[04:03] ---
    How dare he prey on women's insecurities!
[04:09] ---
    The victims share the blame for
    being deceived.
[04:12] ---
    What?!
[04:14] ---
    Just look at Sand Witch.
[04:16] ---
    All these wrinkles
    and she still stands proud!
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    She hasn't spent anything on
    cosmetics in centuries and...
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    Ouch!
[04:26] ---
    You've drunk enough!
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    Close your mouth or I'll kiss you!
[04:30] ---
    No! Not that! Anything but that!
[04:33] ---
    I caught him.
[04:35] ---
    Ah. Good work.
[04:39] ---
    You got proof that it was me?
[04:42] ---
    You tried to run away.
[04:45] ---
    And there's that money...
[04:47] ---
    Fine, fine. It's my fault!
[04:50] ---
    Go ahead and boil me or fry me!
[04:54] ---
    If ya say so, we can boil ya.
[04:57] ---
    Uh, I'm kidding! No boiling! I'll talk!
[05:01] ---
    I'll spill everything!
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    They told me it was just
    normal anti-aging cream.
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    I was just asked to handle the marketing.
[05:18] ---
    Who asked you?
[05:22] ---
    The Nuppeppo.
[05:25] ---
    Dad, just what are the Nuppeppo?
[05:30] ---
    All I know is they're
    yokai skilled in witchcraft.
[05:34] ---
    I don't know if the people who've aged
    can be restored.
[05:40] ---
    That's the island with
    the cream production factory.
[05:49] ---
    Hey! I give up.
[05:53] ---
    Practically the whole island is forest.
    I can't find the factory from the sky.
[06:09] ---
    Right there!
[06:22] ---
    This is...?
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    Th-This is creepy.
    Let's hurry and get past here.
[06:38] ---
    Nupe, nupe, nupe, nupe...
[06:43] ---
    Where's that song coming from?
[06:45] ---
    From there?
[06:46] ---
    Huh?!
[06:47] ---
    Wh-What's going on?!
[06:50] ---
    This is...!
[06:53] ---
    What is this? I'm wrinklin' up!
[06:55] ---
    Oh no! This song is a spell of aging!
[06:59] ---
    Nupe, nupe...
[07:01] ---
    Cover your ears! Quickly!
    What are you doing?!
[07:05] ---
    ...nupe, nupe, nupe...
[07:07] ---
    Me have no ears.
[07:10] ---
    Wally Wall! There!
[07:12] ---
    Wally Wall!
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    Nuppeppo!
[07:25] ---
    NUPPEPPO
[07:27] ---
    They're hiding in the statues!
[07:35] ---
    Nupe!
[07:38] ---
    Nupe, nupe, nupe...!
[07:41] ---
    Stop!
[07:47] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[07:49] ---
    So this is what it's like to get old.
[07:51] ---
    Get a grip!
[07:53] ---
    Hey! What's wrong?
[07:55] ---
    What's going on?
[07:57] ---
    I don't know! But something's not right!
[08:00] ---
    Th-This is...
[08:02] ---
    Did she...?!
[08:07] ---
    What was I...?
[08:09] ---
    Oh my. How embarrassing.
[08:13] ---
    I bought it on the internet before
    all the commotion.
[08:20] ---
    It didn't seem to have an effect.
[08:22] ---
    I just assumed it didn't work
    because I was already a hag.
[08:28] ---
    But it looks like
    your mind definitely aged.
[08:33] ---
    Don't worry!
    I just space out from time to time.
[08:36] ---
    Let's go after them!
[08:38] ---
    You can't!
[08:40] ---
    Catchick is right!
[08:42] ---
    If you hear that song in your condition
    the results could be irreversible.
[08:50] ---
    Yeah, but we can't just
    leave her here alone.
[08:55] ---
    I'll stay with her.
[09:00] ---
    Don't be stupid! If you don't go
    they'll lack the firepower...
[09:04] ---
    I'm staying!
[09:09] ---
    This is tough!
[09:11] ---
    My body's all wrinkled
    and doesn't move properly.
[09:20] ---
    Let's go, Kitaro.
[09:22] ---
    Right.
[09:31] ---
    This is my fault.
[09:33] ---
    "Hasn't used cosmetics in centuries."
[09:37] ---
    You couldn't say anything
    because I teased you.
[09:41] ---
    Yes. It's your fault.
[09:45] ---
    Give me a shoulder rub.
[09:47] ---
    Then we'll call it even.
[09:52] ---
    Sure! I'll rub you as much as you like!
[10:03] ---
    It doesn't look like
    there's a statue this time.
[10:09] ---
    Something's coming!
[10:21] ---
    Me got this!
[10:23] ---
    Come on!
[10:45] ---
    Wally Wall!
[11:09] ---
    Are you cold?
[11:14] ---
    Sand Witch?
[11:17] ---
    Hey? Hey, Sand Witch! Can you hear me?
[11:22] ---
    Who are you again?
[11:30] ---
    NUPPEPPO
[11:33] ---
    GE GE GE KI 2019
[11:35] ---
    -"Don't worry."
    -"Fart."
[11:36] ---
    "What the..."
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    The forest! Run into the forest!
[12:00] ---
    Let's hide there!
[12:02] ---
    No more! I can't run anymore!
[12:22] ---
    Sand Witch! Sand Witch!
[12:26] ---
    Get ahold of yourself, Sand Witch!
[12:36] ---
    Sand Witch.
[12:38] ---
    Crybaby.
[12:40] ---
    I hate to ask, but could you tell me
    a story from way back?
[12:44] ---
    Otherwise I don't think
    I can keep my mind here.
[12:56] ---
    Action!
[12:58] ---
    I'm so happy.
[13:01] ---
    Yes. I am too.
[13:11] ---
    No!
[13:14] ---
    Th-Th-This is bad!
[13:16] ---
    Hey! Who are you?!
[13:18] ---
    Stop!
[13:20] ---
    I almost got to kiss a beautiful actress!
[13:25] ---
    Screw your Transformation Sand!
[13:27] ---
    What a useless spell!
[13:29] ---
    24 hours!
[13:31] ---
    Huh?
[13:32] ---
    I told you before
    I used the sand, didn't I?
[13:36] ---
    It'll only last 24 hours!
[13:43] ---
    A few more centimeters.
[13:45] ---
    Just a few more centimeters...
[13:47] ---
    You fool!
[13:49] ---
    If you want a kiss that much,
    here, I'll give you one!
[13:53] ---
    Here!
[13:54] ---
    Here, here!
[13:59] ---
    That was the start of your kiss threats.
[14:12] ---
    That did happen, didn't it?
[14:16] ---
    I saw that actress
    on a variety show the other day.
[14:19] ---
    She'd had so much plastic surgery
    she looked like a yokai! Worse than me!
[14:27] ---
    I see! I see!
[14:29] ---
    I've got tons of stories like that!
[14:32] ---
    I was tying my loincloth
    in a bathhouse dressing room,
[14:35] ---
    when the old man behind me said,
    "That's mine!"
[14:57] ---
    I don't think I can hold on much longer.
[14:59] ---
    I'm writing this down
    while I still remain myself.

[15:06] ---
    If we don't find a way to reverse this,
[15:10] ---
    consider this my will.
[15:14] ---
    Sand Witch?
[15:17] ---
    I can't bear to forget all those
    old memories you talked about.

[15:24] ---
    But I suppose that's what fate is.
[15:29] ---
    Hey, Sand Witch?
[15:46] ---
    But don't grieve for me.
[15:53] ---
    Be it in the afterlife or another life,
[15:56] ---
    I'm sure we'll meet each other again.
[16:00] ---
    This bond of ours can't be cut so easily.
[16:07] ---
    So...
[16:08] ---
    So I won't say goodbye
    and you don't have to hurry to follow me.

[16:16] ---
    Crybaby, take care of yourself.
[16:20] ---
    Y-Ya gotta help us!
[16:24] ---
    They're trapped by the Nuppeppo's spell
    and they'll be killed!
[16:28] ---
    Whoa! What are you two doin'?!
[16:30] ---
    Shut up!
[16:36] ---
    P.S.
[16:37] ---
    About that Transformation Sand.
[16:40] ---
    Actually, only 23 hours had passed.
[16:46] ---
    Sand Witch.
[16:49] ---
    I couldn't stand to
    let you kiss some actress

[16:53] ---
    and broke the spell an hour early.
[16:56] ---
    Just laugh and forgive me.
[16:58] ---
    I won't!
[16:59] ---
    I won't forgive you, Sand Witch!
[17:01] ---
    I won't forgive you if you go!
[17:03] ---
    Please! Don't leave me here alone!
[17:06] ---
    Wh-What?!
[17:29] ---
    Huh? What? A-A kiss?
[17:40] ---
    Huh? Wh-What?!
[17:43] ---
    You idiot.
[17:49] ---
    Only princesses are supposed to be
    awakened with a kiss.
[17:58] ---
    Rollo Cloth,
    Kitaro and the rest are in danger, right?
[18:01] ---
    Huh? Uh, yes? That's right. Yes.
[18:04] ---
    There's no time! You're carrying
    both of us! Show us what you're made of!
[18:07] ---
    Right! Uh, cotton copies!
[18:18] ---
    Is this the end?
[18:20] ---
    Stop right there!
[18:22] ---
    Old Man Crybaby?
[18:28] ---
    -Sand Witch-san?
    -Can you do this?!
[18:30] ---
    How can I not?!
[18:32] ---
    Sand, reveal our enemy before us!
[18:39] ---
    A giant Nuppeppo!
[18:42] ---
    So it wasn't a spell?
[18:45] ---
    Nupe!
[18:47] ---
    It's your turn!
[18:49] ---
    Right!
[18:51] ---
    Go!
[19:16] ---
    A Great Flaming Rock Bullet!
[19:19] ---
    Nupe...
[19:24] ---
    He did it!
[19:26] ---
    That was amazin'!
[19:28] ---
    Obviously. He's my partner.
[19:34] ---
    Nupe...
[19:42] ---
    A disappointing result.
[19:45] ---
    However, thanks to the cream,
    we've collected all these funds.
[19:51] ---
    Remote Controlled Geta!
[19:54] ---
    Nurarihyon!
    So you were behind all of this!
[20:00] ---
    That's right.
[20:02] ---
    While I'm at it let me tell you...
[20:06] ---
    The essence of youth
    that was stolen from the humans
[20:10] ---
    is in that factory.
[20:13] ---
    Just because you told us doesn't mean...
[20:21] ---
    What could he be up to?
[20:37] ---
    Mom!
[20:45] ---
    Essence of youth.
[20:47] ---
    By drinking this, one can be
    young and beautiful forever.
[20:53] ---
    Hold it!
[20:54] ---
    There's only enough to return to
    the people it was stolen from!
[20:58] ---
    That stupid geezer.
[21:00] ---
    So, how are you feeling?
[21:02] ---
    Almost better than before.
[21:05] ---
    Case closed.
[21:07] ---
    I was seriously worried back there.
[21:10] ---
    I guess love really conquers all!
[21:13] ---
    Love?
[21:14] ---
    Yeah! Listen, back there these two ki--
[21:29] ---
    Listen, Sand Witch.
[21:31] ---
    About back there...
[21:33] ---
    I forgot.
[21:35] ---
    I don't remember anything
    from that island.
[21:39] ---
    Maybe I'm seriously
    beginning to go senile.
[21:45] ---
    In any case, here's to working with you,
    you old goat!
[21:49] ---
    Same to you, you old hag!
[21:52] ---
    Don't call me old, you decrepit fossil!
[21:54] ---
    Shut up, you old hag! Who asked you?!
[21:57] ---
    It takes one to know one!
    You old, old, old...
[22:03] ---
    The skin sweats, the breath shortens
[22:03] ---
    asebamu hada tsumaru iki
[22:07] ---
    The wind stops, the door opens
[22:07] ---
    kaze ga yami tobira ga hiraku
[22:12] ---
    Hair stands on end, feet freeze
[22:12] ---
    minoke yodachi sukumu ashi
[22:17] ---
    The uninvited shall not enter here
[22:17] ---
    manekarezaru mono fumiiru nakare
[22:24] ---
    Curiosity and fear assault in waves
[22:24] ---
    koukishin to kyoufu ga
    kawaru gawaru oshiyose

[22:27] ---
    Why are only the five senses heightened?
[22:27] ---
    naze ni gokan dake ga togisumasareruno
[22:30] ---
    The veil slowly rises on an unknown world
[22:30] ---
    shiranakatta sekai no
    maku ga jojo ni agaruyo

[22:34] ---
    None has heard of it before
[22:34] ---
    dare mo kiita koto nai
[22:36] ---
    This screeching frenzy in the darkness
[22:36] ---
    kyousou ga yami ni hibiku
[22:42] ---
    Stand aside, aside
    The supernatural are passing through

[22:42] ---
    sokonoke noke mononoke ga tooru
[22:46] ---
    In a shower of leaves, they appear
[22:46] ---
    konoha shigure to tomo ni yatsura arawaru
[22:48] ---
    Stand aside, aside
    The supernatural are dancing

[22:48] ---
    sokonoke noke mononoke ga odoru
[22:52] ---
    Everyone dance madly however you like
[22:52] ---
    dare mo kare mo osuki ni odori kurueyo
[22:55] ---
    Woo-ooo-ooo
[22:55] ---
    hyuu doro doro
[22:57] ---
    Woo-ooo-ooo
[22:57] ---
    hyuu doro doro
[23:01] ---
    Dad, young people are disappearing!
[23:05] ---
    Who's thatyokai with the creepy mask?!
[23:07] ---
    Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:10] ---
    "Chain of Hatred
    TheYokai Hoko"
[23:12] ---
    The door to the unseen world opens...
[23:15] ---
    
[23:17] ---