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9 - THE KAPPAS' WORK REFORM

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[00:16] ---
    GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:20] ---
    'Scuse me. Coming in.
[00:22] ---
    What?!
[00:23] ---
    Taromaru-san, was it?
    I've got a juicy proposition for you.
[00:35] ---
    The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:38] ---
    There are things you can't see.
[00:41] ---
    See? In the darkness behind you...
[01:01] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:01] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:05] ---
    Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:05] ---
    asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
[01:09] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:09] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:13] ---
    Ghosts don't have school
[01:13] ---
    obakenya gakkou mo
[01:17] ---
    Or tests or anything
[01:17] ---
    shiken mo nannimo nai
[01:21] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:26] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:26] ---
    minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:34] ---
    Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
[01:34] ---
    yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
[01:38] ---
    It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:38] ---
    tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:42] ---
    Ghosts don't die
[01:42] ---
    obake wa shinanai
[01:46] ---
    Or get sick or anything
[01:46] ---
    byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:50] ---
    Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
    ge ge gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:03] ---
    Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[02:03] ---
    minnade utaou gegege no ge
[02:14] ---
    But, why bring all these cucumbers
    to a brand-new building like this?
[02:19] ---
    Who knows? The company president
    told me not to ask.
[02:24] ---
    Let's go.
[02:25] ---
    Oh, right...
[02:26] ---
    Huh?
[02:34] ---
    Stop! Don't get involved.
[02:52] ---
    CHAPTER 9
[02:53] ---
    THE KAPPAS' WORK REFORM
[03:01] ---
    These were all in the Yokai Mailbox?
[03:04] ---
    Yeah. And this is just today's...
[03:07] ---
    Let's see...
[03:09] ---
    "The spark between my wife and I
    has gone out. Is this because of a yokai?"
[03:13] ---
    "My exam scores are bad."
[03:16] ---
    "I've been having
    post-urination dribblage."
[03:18] ---
    Are they stupid?
[03:20] ---
    I'm not sure about this
    blaming everything on yokai.
[03:25] ---
    'Scuse me. Coming in.
[03:26] ---
    Oh! Looks like they're already rolling in.
    What a haul!
[03:31] ---
    What does that mean?
[03:34] ---
    Well...
[03:35] ---
    Ta-daa!
[03:36] ---
    I put up an ad on the web.
[03:36] ---
    YOKAI MAILBOX
    ASK ANYTHING
[03:39] ---
    So this is your doing!
[03:41] ---
    We'll solve problems in a flash,
    make a bunch of cash, and--
[03:45] ---
    Fine. If Kitaro won't do it...
[03:49] ---
    Hey, Sand Witch!
[03:52] ---
    Oh? Who's this?
[03:54] ---
    A guest.
[03:56] ---
    Hello. I'm Taromaru the Kappa.
[03:59] ---
    Sand Witch-san always
    takes good care of me.
[04:02] ---
    Hmm. Does she now?
[04:04] ---
    Yes. When you mix Sand Witch-san's sand
    with them, cucumbers grow well.
[04:09] ---
    The Kappa tribe live deep in the Tono
    mountains eating cucumbers, don't they?
[04:14] ---
    Yes!
[04:15] ---
    Oh, that's right. Sand Witch-san, here.
[04:20] ---
    Some cucumbers as thanks.
[04:23] ---
    Thank you.
[04:24] ---
    Hah! The barter system, huh?
[04:26] ---
    If you sold that sand to the Kappa,
    you could make a huge profit.
[04:29] ---
    There are things in this world
    more valuable than money!
[04:34] ---
    You mean cucumbers? Talk about shabby!
[04:37] ---
    You can have this sand instead!
[04:40] ---
    Man! Honestly, nobody has any greed.
[04:45] ---
    Huh?
[04:47] ---
    Hmm...
[04:49] ---
    "My father is the president of
    an IT company.
[04:52] ---
    He's been so busy recently
    he's never home.
[04:55] ---
    He's working without time to sleep
    and seems strange."
[04:58] ---
    Hey!
[04:59] ---
    What are you standing around for?!
    Get me a change of clothes!
[05:03] ---
    Yes, yes.
[05:04] ---
    I don't have time!
[05:06] ---
    It's Sunday,
    but, he's still going to work.
[05:09] ---
    I'm heading out!
[05:10] ---
    Honey, won't you at least eat with us?
[05:13] ---
    I don't have time to eat!
[05:14] ---
    I made a reservation to eat French food
    at a five-star hotel next month, didn't I?
[05:22] ---
    I don't care about French food...
[05:26] ---
    Food at normal restaurants
    tastes better...
[05:29] ---
    Things look serious.
[05:31] ---
    Dad used to be nicer...
[05:35] ---
    That's definitely the work of a yokai.
[05:37] ---
    Huh?
[05:38] ---
    Your father is being haunted by
    the yokai, Isogashi.
[05:42] ---
    The yokai, Isogashi?
[05:43] ---
    Will you get rid of it?
[05:45] ---
    Of course.
[05:46] ---
    But in that case...
    Shall we discuss your budget?
[05:51] ---
    I see. The yokai, Isogashi...
[05:54] ---
    When haunted by the yokai, Isogashi, one
    is filled with excess vigor and energy
[05:59] ---
    and they find that they can't sit still...
[06:03] ---
    But, Dad.
[06:04] ---
    Hm?
[06:05] ---
    I haven't heard
    any rumors about Isogashi recently...
[06:09] ---
    What?! I did something to a human?
[06:12] ---
    I'm being falsely accused!
[06:13] ---
    This is the yokai, Isogashi?
[06:20] ---
    Yeah! You got a problem with that?!
[06:23] ---
    You seem to have
    a lot of spare time these days.
[06:26] ---
    Sure, I used to have fun
    haunting different humans.
[06:32] ---
    But, these days,
    I don't even have to bother...
[06:38] ---
    It's become a world where everyone's
    working like crazy...
[06:43] ---
    Have you haunted any humans recently?
[06:47] ---
    It's been ten years since I last did.
[06:52] ---
    Well, perhaps in a world like this,
[06:56] ---
    there's no need for
    a yokai like me anymore...
[07:05] ---
    The Japanese kanji for "busy"
    means "the death of one's heart."
[07:08] ---
    Even without being haunted by Isogashi,
    humans who have lost their hearts
[07:13] ---
    forget about kindness and compassion
    and just work until they die...
[07:22] ---
    There you have it, Rat Man.
[07:24] ---
    The man in that letter
    is just a workaholic.
[07:31] ---
    Like I'm gonna leave
    a potential tasty profit alone.
[07:35] ---
    We can't anymore!
[07:37] ---
    Wait! Are you running out on me?!
[07:40] ---
    Shut up! We can't work
    for such a low salary!
[07:43] ---
    What?!
[07:44] ---
    Oh! What a coincidence.
[07:46] ---
    This building...
    That guy's company must be inside.
[07:50] ---
    There are things in this world
    worth more than money!
[07:54] ---
    Don't you have any dreams or aspirations?!
[07:56] ---
    You're one to talk!
[07:58] ---
    Oh, hey! Wait!
[08:01] ---
    Things worth more than money, huh?
    Someone else mentioned that.
[08:05] ---
    ...more valuable than money!
[08:08] ---
    Oh yeah. That time with the Kappa...
[08:11] ---
    -Hey! You there!
    -Huh?
[08:13] ---
    Huh?!
[08:14] ---
    Wanna work for me?
[08:15] ---
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[08:18] ---
    There's nothing to worry about!
[08:20] ---
    Newcomers are welcome.
    It's a casual, warm workplace!
[08:23] ---
    Wait, I'm not into that sort of...
[08:26] ---
    Don't be so shy!
[08:28] ---
    My high school classmate, Ogawa,
    founded the Little River Corporation.
[08:33] ---
    My college mate, Onogi,
    puts out bestseller after bestseller.
[08:38] ---
    I can't get left behind!
[08:41] ---
    Please!
[08:43] ---
    Let's dream the dream together!
[08:47] ---
    Oh!
[08:49] ---
    In that case, I know of someone
    who'll work for dirt cheap.
[08:53] ---
    What?
[08:58] ---
    Ya-hoo!
[09:07] ---
    Your cucumbers really are yummy, Taromaru.
[09:10] ---
    We can't harvest a lot at once, though.
[09:13] ---
    That's what makes them good!
[09:15] ---
    Someday I'd like to feed you
    tons of cucumbers, Jiromaru...
[09:25] ---
    Here. Take this.
[09:26] ---
    Thanks, Taromaru!
[09:31] ---
    Hello.
[09:34] ---
    You! I met you in the GeGeGe Forest...
[09:37] ---
    That's right. I'm the BiBiBi no Rat Man.
[09:40] ---
    Taromaru-san, was it?
    I've got a juicy proposition for you.
[09:44] ---
    A juicy proposition?!
[09:46] ---
    Right, this is perfect.
    Listen up, everyone!
[09:52] ---
    Do you wanna eat lots of these
    tasty-looking cucumbers?!
[09:55] ---
    We do!
[10:03] ---
    That's right. Looking good.
[10:05] ---
    Looking good. Keep it up.
[10:10] ---
    It's time for the cucumbers you've
    been waiting for! Three per person!
[10:20] ---
    What do you think, Mr. President? Really
    cuts down on labor costs, doesn't it?
[10:24] ---
    After all, their wages are only
    three cucumbers an hour!
[10:27] ---
    Eight hours of labor only costs you 24!
[10:31] ---
    Indeed. It's magnificent!
[10:33] ---
    Who knew you could hire yokai as
    employees in this labor shortage?
[10:41] ---
    Taromaru!
[10:42] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?!
[10:43] ---
    My plate... It's dry...
[10:45] ---
    I feel weak...
[10:48] ---
    What? They have such a weakness?!
[10:50] ---
    Well, they're Kappa after all...
    But fear not!
[10:54] ---
    Ta-daa! Moisturizing gel!
[10:57] ---
    Rub this on your plate and it'll maintain
    the moisture for 24 hours without water.
[11:06] ---
    Woo-hoo! I feel strength rising!
[11:14] ---
    KAPPA
[11:18] ---
    KAPPA ALPHABET
[11:19] ---
    -"Bottom's up!"
    -"Let's do it!"

[11:20] ---
    "Cheers!"
[11:21] ---
    What? You're sold out of cucumbers?!
[11:24] ---
    You were out yesterday, too!
[11:26] ---
    The nationwide cucumber shortage
    is showing no sign of subsiding.

[11:28] ---
    WHY ONLY A CUCUMBER SHORTAGE?
[11:30] ---
    ONE CUCUMBER PER PERSON
[11:30] ---
    The cause of the shortage remains unclear.
    Experts believe someone is buying all...

[11:38] ---
    Let's go.
[11:39] ---
    Oh, right...
[11:40] ---
    Huh?
[11:44] ---
    Stop! Don't get involved.
[11:53] ---
    You saw...
[11:56] ---
    We saw nothing!
[11:58] ---
    Don't worry.
[11:59] ---
    We won't kill you...
[12:01] ---
    We're just gonna
    remove your shirikodama...
[12:13] ---
    We're wasting time.
    Let's get back to work!
[12:22] ---
    -Taromaru...
    -Hm?
[12:24] ---
    Is this right for us?
[12:27] ---
    Sure, we can eat lots of cucumbers,
    but living every day like this...
[12:32] ---
    Yeah, life back home was laid back.
[12:36] ---
    But, at best we could only eat
    about three cucumbers a day.
[12:41] ---
    Cucumbers are just a luxury.
    We don't need to eat that much to survive.
[12:46] ---
    Rather, the time to lazily swim
    in the river or take naps is...
[12:52] ---
    You two!
[12:54] ---
    What are you slacking off there for?
    Get back to work!
[13:03] ---
    Hey! What's wrong?!
[13:05] ---
    My plate... It's dry...
[13:09] ---
    Aren't you using the moisturizing gel?
[13:11] ---
    There are limits to moisturizing gel!
[13:15] ---
    Mr. President, we can't continue
    in these working conditions!
[13:18] ---
    What?
[13:19] ---
    Taromaru!
[13:21] ---
    I request that our working conditions
    be improved!
[13:25] ---
    Will you provide us with a shower room
    we can freely use 24 hours a day?
[13:30] ---
    I like it!
[13:32] ---
    You've got a sharp sense!
    Come dream the dream with me!
[13:38] ---
    You like them, Mr. President?
[13:38] ---
    PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
[13:40] ---
    Yes! I want to keep increasing Kappa
    employees and expand the business!
[13:45] ---
    Leave it to me!
[13:47] ---
    However, from here, the management fee
    per Kappa will be...
[13:50] ---
    about this much.
[13:52] ---
    -No. I don't need you anymore.
    -Huh?
[13:55] ---
    From here, I'll negotiate
    directly with the Kappa.
[13:58] ---
    W-W-W-Wait a minute!
    What about my services so far?!
[14:04] ---
    Huh?
[14:10] ---
    What's wrong, Rat Man?
[14:15] ---
    Hey, Kitaro, this lethargic manner.
    Is it possible that...
[14:20] ---
    his shirikodama has been removed?
[14:22] ---
    His shirikodama?
[14:24] ---
    Was this a Kappa's doing, Dad?
[14:26] ---
    Come to think of it,
    maybe the national cucumber shortage is...
[14:33] ---
    That's refreshing!
[14:35] ---
    You know, working this hard
    for only three cucumbers an hour?
[14:40] ---
    Let's negotiate better wages.
[14:42] ---
    We could probably get
    five cucumbers an hour.
[14:44] ---
    Could we rent out the sumo arena
    so we can do some wrestling?
[14:48] ---
    Everyone! Don't be fooled!
[14:51] ---
    -Huh?
    -Look at this!
[14:53] ---
    It's a convenience store want ad.
[14:55] ---
    It pays at least
    1,000 yen an hour at night!
[14:58] ---
    At 50 yen a cucumber, you could buy 20!
[15:02] ---
    20?!
[15:03] ---
    We've been...
[15:05] ---
    getting exploited!
[15:07] ---
    Wh-What is this, you guys?!
[15:10] ---
    You've been cheating us
    and forcing us to work!
[15:13] ---
    The law guarantees our weekly work hours
    and minimum wage!
[15:18] ---
    Then try and sue me.
[15:20] ---
    Too bad, though.
[15:22] ---
    While laws of employment apply to humans,
    they don't apply to Kappa.
[15:29] ---
    The same goes for your wages.
[15:31] ---
    Sure, working at a convenience store
    will earn you enough for 20 cucumbers.
[15:35] ---
    But, do you think Kappa like you
    can just work at a convenience store?
[15:40] ---
    Of course you can't.
[15:41] ---
    If you did, there'd be panic in the city!
[15:44] ---
    You've got no choice but to huddle in this
    building, unseen by people, and work!
[15:50] ---
    In that case...
[15:53] ---
    We'll just have to make it a world
    where Kappa
[15:56] ---
    -can work openly!
    -What?!
[15:59] ---
    What are you doing?!
[16:10] ---
    Huh?
[16:27] ---
    Emergency! The metropolitan area
    is being overrun

[16:30] ---
    by a mysterious group
    with plate-like things on their heads!

[16:35] ---
    Even near here...
[16:40] ---
    PLEASE STAND BY
[16:48] ---
    Don't you think that's about enough?
[16:53] ---
    The humans--
[17:00] ---
    Hey, Kitaro! Get a grip!
[17:03] ---
    Dad... I don't feel like
    doing this anymore.
[17:10] ---
    O-Oh no...
[17:13] ---
    How dare you do that to Kitaro!
    I'll fight you!
[17:16] ---
    We won't hold back
    just because you're a girl!
[17:19] ---
    We'll take your shirikodama!
[17:23] ---
    No!
[17:25] ---
    No!
[17:27] ---
    Freaks! Stay away!
[17:30] ---
    Wally Wall!
[17:35] ---
    W-Wally Wall...
[17:39] ---
    That was close!
[17:40] ---
    A-whoosh!
[17:42] ---
    Try to take my shirikodama if ya can!
[17:46] ---
    C'mon!
    Ya can't tell where my butt is, can ya?
[17:50] ---
    I see it! Right here!
[17:53] ---
    Ya got me...
[17:56] ---
    Falling Cotton...
[18:01] ---
    Taromaru!
[18:03] ---
    Stop this!
[18:04] ---
    Remember the taste of cucumbers
    made with my sand!
[18:08] ---
    Sand Witch-san...
[18:10] ---
    I don't want to have to remove
    your shirikodama...
[18:14] ---
    Taromaru...
[18:16] ---
    So we'll remove it instead!
[18:26] ---
    Sand Witch!
[18:27] ---
    Catchick!
[18:36] ---
    Huh. Everyone's gone all lethargic.
[18:40] ---
    After all this time,
    is it my turn to shine again?
[18:44] ---
    Oh?
[18:45] ---
    Oh! Isogashi!
[18:58] ---
    Hey, Kitaro!
[19:05] ---
    Remote Controlled Geta!
[19:08] ---
    Hair Needles!
[19:11] ---
    Spirit Hair Chanchanko!
[19:15] ---
    Kitaro!
[19:17] ---
    You saved us!
[19:20] ---
    Taromaru!
[19:23] ---
    So fast!
[19:32] ---
    Stop it, Taromaru!
[19:35] ---
    Kitaro-san, please forgive my brother!
[19:39] ---
    Here's your shirikodama back!
[19:49] ---
    Taromaru, this world isn't for us.
[19:53] ---
    Let's go back home.
[19:55] ---
    B-But...
[19:57] ---
    the cucumbers...
[19:59] ---
    Forget those!
[20:00] ---
    The cucumbers you shared with me
    were tastier than a million cucumbers!
[20:20] ---
    Jiromaru...
[20:23] ---
    Taromaru...
[20:42] ---
    Over already?!
[20:44] ---
    And I was having such fun
    for the first time in so long...
[20:56] ---
    This Hamburg steak is delicious!
[20:59] ---
    Really? Then you can have half of mine!
[21:02] ---
    Yay! Hooray!
[21:09] ---
    Ya-hoo!
[21:17] ---
    I guess you only need the cucumbers
    you're going to eat a day.
[21:20] ---
    Yup!
[21:23] ---
    Take half of mine.
[21:25] ---
    Thanks.
[21:29] ---
    I've finally realized
    what true happiness is!
[21:33] ---
    We'll live the self-sufficient,
    slow life in the country!
[21:36] ---
    Our always-together-as-a-family,
    happy life awaits!
[21:40] ---
    I don't wanna live in
    the country like this! I can't take it!
[21:43] ---
    Huh?!
[21:44] ---
    Go do that on your own!
[21:47] ---
    Huh?!
[21:48] ---
    See you!
[21:50] ---
    H-Hey! W-Wait!
[21:53] ---
    I guess, working too much
    or living the slow life...
[21:56] ---
    Rather than go to the extremes,
    people should take things in moderation.
[22:00] ---
    Humans have it tough, huh, Dad?
[22:06] ---
    Oeoeo
[22:06] ---
    oeoeo
[22:07] ---
    Oeoeo
[22:07] ---
    oeoeo
[22:08] ---
    Oeoeoeoeo
[22:08] ---
    oeoeoeoeo
[22:11] ---
    Perhaps the truth lies
    In what you can't see

[22:11] ---
    mienaimono ni koso shinjitsu ga
    arukamo nante

[22:16] ---
    Do you believe that?
    If you close your eyes

[22:16] ---
    kimi wa shinjirukana? me wo tojireba
[22:19] ---
    A new story will begin
[22:19] ---
    hajimaruyo atarashii monogatari
[22:24] ---
    The really important things
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    taisetsu na mono wa itsudatte
[22:30] ---
    Are always things you can't see
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    me niwa mienai monosa
[22:35] ---
    Looking up to a nameless sky
[22:35] ---
    namae no nai sora wo miage
[22:37] ---
    I bittersweetly counted dreams
[22:37] ---
    hiki komogomo yume wo kazoeta
[22:41] ---
    Are you honest with yourself?
[22:41] ---
    kimi wa jibun ni shoujikikai?
[22:43] ---
    The wind tickled my nose
[22:43] ---
    kaze ga hana wo kusugutta
[22:48] ---
    Lost in the dark night, oeoeo
[22:48] ---
    yamiyo ni magirete oeoeo
[22:51] ---
    Oeoeo oeoeo
[22:51] ---
    oeoeo oeoeo
[22:54] ---
    From behind you, oeoeo
[22:54] ---
    kimi no ushiro kara oeoeo
[22:56] ---
    Oeoeo oeoe o o o
[22:56] ---
    oeoeo oeoe o o o
[23:06] ---
    Dad, it looks like theyokai
    at Mana's school
[23:09] ---
    have gotten involved in some incident.
[23:11] ---
    Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:14] ---
    "Vanishing! The Seven School Mysteries"
[23:17] ---
    The door to the unseen world opens...
[23:19] ---