92 - THE WRITER IS AMA-NO-JAKU
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GeGeGe no Kitaro
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More!
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Humans, be more unhappy!
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The world you see isn't all there is.
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There are things you can't see.
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See? In the darkness behind you...
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Ge, ge, gegege no ge
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ge ge gegege no ge
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Slumbering in bed in the morning
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asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
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It's so fun, it's so fun
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tanoshiina tanoshiina
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Ghosts don't have school
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obakenya gakkou mo
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Or tests or anything
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shiken mo nannimo nai
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Ge, ge, gegege no ge
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ge ge gegege no ge
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Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
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minna de utaou gegege no ge
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Ge, ge, gegege no ge
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ge ge gegege no ge
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Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
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yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
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It's so fun, it's so fun
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tanoshiina tanoshiina
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obake wa shinanai
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Ghosts don't die
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Or get sick or anything
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byouki mo nannimo nai
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Ge, ge, gegege no ge
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ge ge gegege no ge
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Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
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minnade utaou gegege no ge
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Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
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minnade utaou gegege no ge
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Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
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minnade utaou gegege no ge
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Here it is.
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Here goes!
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You're leaving already?
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That one does not appreciate
taking orders from others.
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He'll do better if we
leave him to his own devices.
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I have high hopes.
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I understand.
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CHAPTER 92
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THE WRITER IS AMA-NO-JAKU
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What the hell is this?!
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Who's going to watch a show like this?!
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Yes! I'm sorry!
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Listen!
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In this age that's
overflowing with video content...
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Yes.
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Finding a sure hit, a strong...
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Yes. I'm sorry.
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Cultivating new entertainment...
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Yes. I'm sorry.
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Is "yes" and "I'm sorry" all you can say?!
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Yes! I'm sorry!
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Maybe I'm not cut out for this work.
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I'm home.
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Welcome home.
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They're airing your show right now.
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This is Random Town Walk TV.
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Yosuke, I'm home.
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How is it? You like it?
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FOOD EATING CHALLENGE
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"It's been a while. Are you free tomorrow?
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I've got a good idea for a show...
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Rat Man"?
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Really? You're in TV?
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Let's exchange business cards!
Come on, why not?
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UNEMPLOYED
BIBIBI NO RAT MAN
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Ah, his business card.
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I think we exchanged them...
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Are you sure there's an idea for a show
this deep in the mountains?
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Of course!
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We're here.
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This is it.
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U-Um...
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There's nothing here but this giant hole.
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AMA-NO-JAKU
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A-A monster!
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Now, now, calm down.
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This is the yokai, Ama-no-Jaku sensei.
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Well, you see...
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I happened to run into him yesterday.
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And it turns out, he hates
other people's happiness.
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Yeah! Seeing happy people pisses me off!
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The sensei here would like to torment
happy-faced humans.
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And so...
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we'd like you to make a show
to spread unhappiness through the world.
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Huh?
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We want you to capture the pranks he does
and broadcast them nation-wide.
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What are you talking about?!
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I could never make such a--
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Do it for me, human.
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Make me laugh.
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PROPOSAL
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"Shocking Videos from Your Town.
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Other People's Misfortune Is
Sweet Nectar," huh?
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Hmm.
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It's no good, right?
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Okuda!
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Yes! I'm sorry!
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This seems pretty interesting.
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Let's do a TV special.
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What?!
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Then Makoto's ex-girlfriend was there...
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And? And? And?
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And then,
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Makoto--
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Sho-chan, are you okay--
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Hey! Who did that?! Get out here!
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Hey! Are you listening?!
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Well done! A clean hit!
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Who are you?! Are you picking a fight?!
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What?
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What was that?
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Just try something, punk.
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Okay! Trendy-Couple-Paintball Challenge
accomplished!
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Yay!
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It's just a low-ball prank.
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Rich-Missus-Slip Challenge accomplished!
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Ski-Slope-Snowball-Roll Challenge!
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Obnoxiously-Happy-People-Detonation
Challenge accomplished!
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Smoked food after work tastes great!
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I can't wait for tonight's airing.
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I can almost picture the humans
feelings of disgust.
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SHOCKING VIDEOS FROM YOUR TOWN!!
OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE IS SWEET NECTAR
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And now, everyone, observe.
The sad fate of a snobby couple.
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Makoto--
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Sho-chan, are you okay--
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Hey!
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How about that, everyone?
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Who's going to enjoy a show like this?
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That's great! I love it!
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Yosuke...
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...okay--
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What is this show?
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Next up, our We-Went-To-An-Otaku's-Home-
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And-Ruined-Their-Collection segment!
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Let's check it out!
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This announcer...
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Look at this.
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ISN'T THIS RAT MAN-SAN?
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That's Rat Man all right.
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This show aired last night,
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and it's being talked about
among the humans.
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Dad, this is...
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What?! This is the yokai, Ama-no-Jaku!
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Ama-no-Jaku?
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He's a twisted yokai who loves
other people's misfortune.
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He was supposed to be sealed away in
the mountains, so why is he with Rat Man?
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What shall we do next?
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Crap! Kitaro?!
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Rat Man.
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U-Uh, well...
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I hear you're causing trouble
for the humans again.
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Hey, who's this?
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Now, now, let me handle this.
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Calm down, Kitaro.
We're causing trouble for the humans?
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Just listen to me.
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Our show that aired last night,
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got the highest ratings
for that time slot!
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So what?
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What that means
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is that we're giving the humans
what they want to see.
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Right, Okuda-san?
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Who are you?
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He's the director of the show.
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I couldn't believe it myself.
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CONGRATULATIONS
HIGH RATINGS!!
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Well done, Okuda!
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A second airing's been approved!
Congratulations!
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According to the producer,
we could get a weekly show at this rate!
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We apologized to the humans we pranked,
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and the show got good ratings!
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Talk about a human-yokai win-win business.
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I'd like to work on this show for now.
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That's what I believe.
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Please let this slide.
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It's cold today, too!
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I know.
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Say, did you watch
the Shocking Video show last night?
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Huh? They aired it again last night?
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You didn't? But it's so good!
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I see...
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MORE HIGH RATINGS FOR "SHOCKING VIDEOS"!!
FOURTH SHOW IN A ROW TO GET DOUBLE DIGITS
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It looks like the fourth show
was really popular.
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Their ratings are trending upwards.
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What's so fun about
watching other people's misfortune?
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The guy in charge,
this Okuda, is famous now.
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So let's get right to it.
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As the genius director
who created that hit show,
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what do you believe will be required
of the TV business in the future?
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A-A genius? I'm not...
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Oh come on. You're famous now, Okuda-san.
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Y-You think so?
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Now, what does the ace of the new age
want to do from now on?
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The ace of the new age...
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Well...
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I'd like to keep challenging myself
so that more viewers will watch!
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In yesterday's Go Go Man...
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Hey!
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What was that for?!
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Yay! Mud Ball Challenge accomplished!
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Really?!
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Yes. The show's been officially greenlit
for a weekly spot.
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Hooray!
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With more viewers,
the regulations will be stricter.
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The over-the-top shots are
the main draw of that show.
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Do you best to keep the show on the air!
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Yes!
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Yeah! Go, go!
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"Permission was granted."
"Seatbelts were worn."
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What the hell is this?!
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Why the hell is this writing in here?!
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If you make excuses like this,
people won't be as disgusted!
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Restrictions are
stricter for weekly shows!
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Dammit! Shut up!
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But look at it this way.
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We can do anything
so long as we include these disclaimers.
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Ooh. Is that right?
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Then we can do
even more extreme stuff now!
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W-Wait a minute. That's not...
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Let's do it!
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Come on you idiots!
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W-Wait!
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LET'S HOLD HANDS
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WAIT, AMA-NO-JAKU!
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-"Ugh..."
-"Good work."
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"Good Luck."
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Run!
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What are you doing?! Aim the camera!
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GREAT ACHIEVEMENT
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Hooray! Hooray!
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BEST RATINGS OF THE YEAR
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Hooray!
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You magnificent bastard! Well done!
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Hooray! Hooray!
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Hurry and run!
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More!
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Humans, be more unhappy!
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SUPER GREAT ACHIEVEMENT
AWARD WINNER
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Well done, Okuda!
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These letters are from people
harmed by your show.
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They all say they kept quiet
because Ama-no-Jaku threatened them.
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Okuda-san, please cancel that show.
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That's...
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impossible.
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The show continues to be a hit.
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That's why...
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That's why I have to keep doing it!
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Very well.
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If you won't cancel the show,
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then I'll stop Ama-no-Jaku directly.
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Hinako?
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Honey!
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They said Yosuke was bullying
a classmate at school!
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Wh-What?!
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Why did you do such a thing?!
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I was just copying you, Dad!
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Huh?!
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Why is it okay when you do it,
but not when I do it?
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What should we do next?
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Crap! Kitaro.
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Ama-no-Jaku.
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What?
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Stop your wrongdoings against the humans.
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I heard about you.
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They say you love sticking your nose into
disputes between yokai and humans.
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Guys like that...
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I really hate!
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Remote Controlled Geta!
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Hair Needles!
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Like that'll do anything!
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Take this!
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I knew he was all talk.
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Hey you.
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Y-Yes?
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Tie him up
and put him in the smoking cooker!
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What?!
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Ah, you're just in time.
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Get me making smoked Kitaro on camera.
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I call it "The Smoking Challenge!"
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Hm? What's wrong?
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I'm done filming.
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What?
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I'm going to the station
to ask them to cancel the show.
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Did you just say you're ending the show?
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Is that right?
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That's right!
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You want to get smoked too?!
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Getting smoked would be preferable!
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What?!
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I was wrong.
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I let public opinion push me around.
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I forgot what's really important!
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I should have shown Yosuke...
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how to live properly as his father!
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Is that all you've got to say?!
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Your opponent is me!
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You little brat!
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Oh crap!
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Dammit! You dare make a fool out of me?!
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Finger Guns!
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I'm very sorry!
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All I was thinking about was ratings.
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I wasn't thinking further ahead.
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I'll make another hit.
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But that's not all.
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A show that leads to happiness
for my family and people watching...
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I swear I'll make such a show!
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Okuda-san.
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It's true there are those
who enjoy the misfortune of others.
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But there are many
who can share in the joy of others, too.
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Yes!
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I'll do my best!
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MOVING MOMENTS
AS SEEN BY CAMERAMEN
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What is this?
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Are these all proposals?
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Yes!
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I've been thinking a lot.
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Even if a show picks on people
and makes fun of them,
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in the end, it should be something
that warms people's hearts!
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That's the kind of show we should make!
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I-I get it.
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I'll look through these.
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Um... Well...
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Yes! I'm sorry!
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Bound by restrictive lines
This overly sensitive, ominous town
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harimegurasareta kiseisen
binkan ni narisugita bukimi na machi wa
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A lawless place born of illusion
People turn back and look away
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gensou ga unda muhouchitai
me wo sorashiteru hito bakari
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Get on your feet and try it out
Know the truth without romanticizing it
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sono ki ni natte tameshiteminatte
bika shitenaide genjitsu wo shitte
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Sometimes you just can't be so serious
Sometimes you just have to pray
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kuso majime ni yatterannai hi mo aruyo
toki ni kamidanomi
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Amidakuji of fate
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unmei no amidakuji
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It's either all or nothing
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noruka soruka no hanashi
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Amidakuji of fate
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unmei no amidakuji
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Trace it with your finger
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yubi de nazotte
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There, ever deeper
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saa motto fukaku made
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See it yourself and touch it
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sono me de mite furete
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I'm sick of this world
Where everyone acts so selfish
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wagamonogao ga habikoru
kono sekai ni iyake ga sasuyo
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The truth is colorless and transparent
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shinjitsu wa mushoku toumei de
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And just a little cold
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sukoshi dake tsumetai
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Dad, the humans are all vampires!
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Just what is going on?
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Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
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"The Phantom Train"
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The door to the unseen world opens...
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