E21 - BANANA, NEET Correctional Facility, etc.

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SIGN    Chinese Cafeteria Himatsuya
SIGN    Jigae Pot
SIGN    "The Late Night Himatsuya"
[00:11] Guy
    Paid in exact change.
[00:14] Guy
    Thanks, come again.
[00:25] Kara
    Man, we're wasted.
[00:27] Todo
    Yes, we are, Karamatsu-niisan.
[00:30] Kara
    Hey, who are you calling "Charisma-niisan"?
[00:34] Todo
    Yeah, I didn't say that.
[00:37] Todo
    Hey, I want to order.
    Can you push the button?
[00:39] Kara
    Got it.
[00:41] Jyu
    Ding dong!
[00:45] Oso
    Hey, you're not the button. You're Jyushimatsu!
[00:49] Todo
    I can't breathe!
[00:51] Choro
    Hey, what's so funny?
[00:54] Choro
    I don't get it at all.
[00:56] Jyu
    You don't?
[00:58] Choro
    I don't.
[00:59] Choro
    Ding dong!
[01:02] Choro
    Now I'm the button! I'm the button!
SIGN    Pepper
[01:09] Oso
    Man, that was fun. Should we head home?
[01:13] Kara
    Yeah, I guess we should.
[01:15] Ichi
    We need to get our check, then.
[01:22] Ichi
    Our check...
[01:25] Ichi
    We need to get our check...
[01:27] Oso
    So what do we have to do
    to get our check, Ichimatsu?
[01:31] Ichi
    Huh?
[01:32] Oso
    Come on, tell me, Ichimacchan!
    What do we have to do?
[01:36] Ichi
    Push the button.
[01:38] Kara
    Ding dong!
[01:43] Ichi
    Ding dong.
[01:44] Oso?
    Ding dong!
[01:46] Todo
    My stomach hurts! Please stop!
[01:49] Todo
    Ding dong!
[01:52] Jyu
    So much fun!
[01:54] Guy
    Hey!
[01:56] Guy
    Shut up.
[02:02] Oso
    We got in trouble...
[02:05] Jyu
    Ding dong!
[02:08] Kara
    Just don't.
SIGN    End
SIGN    Shibuya Station
[03:51] Tottymi
    What am I going to do?
[03:53] Totty
    I work and work, but can't
    seem to save any money.
[03:57] Totty
    I wonder if there's some job I can do for
    a little while and make lots of money.
[04:01] Totty
    I want to turn the tables!
[04:08] Song
    B! N! N! Banana
[04:10] Song
    B! N! N! Banana
SIGN    We'll support your money-loving lifestyle
SIGN    Get paid under the table!
SIGN    Super high income! Check out our available positions
[04:11] Song
    Banana banana banana
[04:14] Song
    Banana banana, strike it rich
SIGN    We'll support your money-loving lifestyle
[04:17] Song
    Banana banana make money quick
SIGN    Super high income!
SIGN    Get paid under the table!
[04:20] Song
    Stupidly, stupidly high income
[04:23] Song
    Banana!
[04:23] Song
    Banana banana make money quick
[04:26] Song
    Get a stupidly stupid
    amount under the table
[04:29] Song
    Banana!
[04:29] Totty
    Wow! Maybe I can turn the tables after all!
[04:29] Song
    Let's find a part-time job
[04:31] Song
    Banana!
[04:32] Song
    Let's get ahead of everyone
[04:39] Ichi
    All right, let's start the interview.
SIGN    Kitty Shack
[04:43] Ichi
    Good evening. I'm Ichimatsu, the manager.
[04:45] Ichi
    Pleasure to meet you.
[04:47] Totty
    S-Sir, thank you for having me.
[04:52] Ichi
    Are you nervous?
[04:55] Ichi
    Could this be your first time
    working in a place like this?
[04:59] Totty
    Um... Yes.
[05:02] Ichi
    Don't worry.
[05:03] Ichi
    It might be a little rough at first,
    but you'll get used to things quickly.
[05:07] Totty
    Really?
[05:09] Ichi
    Yes. Now, why don't we have you change?
[05:12] Totty
    Yes, sir! I'll do my best.
[05:15] Ichi
    Here you go.
[05:16] Totty
    I can't! There's no way I can wear that!
[05:19] Ichi
    Then what about this?
[05:20] Totty
    I can't! No way!
[05:23] Ichi
    Then how about this?
[05:24] Totty
    No way! More importantly,
    what's the theme here?
[05:27] Totty
    Is this really what the customers want?
[05:30] Ichi
    Well, there are all kinds
    of people in this world.
[05:34] Totty
    Y-Yes, but...
[05:36] Ichi
    Just so you know...
[05:38] Ichi
    These are the services
    we provide at our shop.
SIGN    One-shot Jokes
    Oogiri
    Impressions
    What's in the Box?
    Bungee Jumping
    Kissing a Wild Alligator
SIGN    One-shot Jokes
[05:43] Ichi
    One-shot jokes.
SIGN    Oogiri
[05:44] Ichi
    Oogiri.
SIGN    Impressions
[05:45] Ichi
    Impressions.
SIGN    What's in the Box?
[05:46] Ichi
    What's in the box?
SIGN    Bungee Jumping
[05:48] Ichi
    Bungee jumping.
[05:49] Ichi
    Kissing a wild alligator.
SIGN    Kissing a Wild Alligator
[05:51] Totty
    I can't! I can't do any of those!
[05:54] Ichi
    You'll get used to it.
[05:55] Totty
    I won't! This isn't what I imagined at all!
[06:00] Totty
    No way! I can't!
[06:04] Totty
    I can't!
[06:06] Totty
    I-I can't!
[06:11] Totty
    Sir...
[06:12] Totty
    I don't think I'm cut out
    for this job after all.
[06:16] Ichi
    That's what everyone says at first,
    but don't you worry.
SIGN    Hot
    Mustard
[06:21] Ichi
    You'll get used to it.
[06:22] Totty
    No! This isn't what I wanted to do!
[06:27] Totty
    That's right. What I wanted to do is...
SIGN    Money
[06:34] Oso
    I'm so bummed.
[06:36] Jyu
    Same.
[06:37] Oso
    We're way too broke.
[06:40] Oso
    The wage gap is too steep.
[06:42] Jyu
    Totally want to turn the tables.
[06:45] Song
    B! N! N! Banana
[06:45] Both
    Wow!
[06:46] Song
    B! N! N! Banana
SIGN    Sutabaa Coffee
[06:48] Song
    Banana banana banana
[06:51] Song
    Banana banana, strike it rich
[06:54] Song
    Banana banana make money quick
[06:57] Song
    Stupidly, stupidly high income
[06:59] Song
    Banana!
[07:00] Song
    Banana banana make money quick
[07:03] Song
    Get a stupidly stupid
    amount under the table
[07:05] Song
    Banana!
[07:06] Song
    Let's find a part-time job
[07:08] Song
    Banana!
[07:09] Song
    Let's get ahead of everyone
[07:11] Song
    Banana!
[07:12] Song
    Overseas vacations, brand bags
[07:13] ---
    Wow!
[07:15] Song
    Spas, nails, gourmet, condos, way too fancy
[07:18] Song
    It can't be true... Yes it can, banana!
[07:24] Song
    Hey!
[07:24] Song
    Banana banana make money quick
[07:27] Song
    Stupidly, stupidly high income
[07:29] Song
    Banana!
[07:30] Song
    Banana banana make money quick
[07:33] Song
    Get a stupidly stupid
    amount under the table
[07:35] Song
    Banana!
[07:36] Song
    Let's find a part-time job
[07:38] Song
    Banana!
[07:39] Song
    Let's get ahead of everyone
[07:41] Song
    Banana!
[07:42] Song
    Overseas vacations, brand bags
[07:45] Song
    Spas, nails, gourmet, condos, way too fancy
[07:48] Song
    It can't be true... Yes it can, banana!
SIGN    The Ultimate Sentai Show VS Virgin Rangers
[07:53] Song
    Hey!
[07:57] Song
    B! N! N! Banana
SIGN    Akatsuka Hall
SIGN    Spring Tour
SIGN    Arena
[07:58] Song
    B! N! N! Banana
[08:00] Song
    Banana banana banana
[08:03] Song
    Banana banana, strike it rich
[08:06] Song
    Banana banana make money quick
[08:09] Song
    Stupidly, stupidly high income
[08:11] Song
    Banana!
[08:12] Song
    Banana banana make money quick
[08:15] Song
    Get a stupidly stupid
    amount under the table
[08:18] Song
    Banana!
[08:18] Totty
    Yay!
[08:18] Song
    Same day super celebrity
[08:19] Totty
    I was able to turn the tables!
[08:21] Song
    Let's get ahead of everyone
SIGN    End
SIGN    "NEET Correctional Facility"
[08:25] Sales
    Hello, it's your neighborhood salesman.
[08:32] Sales
    I'm terribly sorry to show up unannounced.
[08:36] Sales
    Please take this high-class pound
    cake from the Grand Hat Hotel
[08:39] Sales
    as a token of my apology.
[08:43] Sales
    You see, I just happened to hear a rumor
[08:46] Sales
    that you happen to have six NEETs
[08:48] Sales
    who absolutely refuse to work
    no matter how old they get.
[08:53] Sales
    That must be hard. You have my sympathies.
[08:56] Dad
    R-Right...
[08:58] Sales
    So I was wondering if you'd be willing
[09:01] Sales
    to try sending them to a facility
    that we created. It's called...
[09:05] Sales
    "We'll immediately change
    any failure of a human being!
[09:08] Sales
    The NEET correctional facility: NEETZAP."
[09:13] Sales
    Oh, don't worry.
[09:15] Sales
    There's nothing shady about our facility.
[09:17] Sales
    We call all the children
    we take in our friends.
[09:21] Sales
    We truly treat them as friends.
SIGN    Probability of finding a job after graduation
[09:23] Sales
    Many of our graduates go back
    out into society and do great!
SIGN    (According to our research)
[09:27] Sales
    You just have to leave them
    with us for two years!
SIGN    Life
SIGN    90 years' worth
SIGN    (2 years' worth)
[09:29] Sales
    Just two years, and they'll be reformed!
SIGN    2 years
SIGN    Special time offer!
[09:31] Sales
    And right now, we have a
    sales campaign going on!
SIGN    NTNT Campaign!
SIGN    1 NEET only
[09:33] Sales
    We'll take in one of your NEETs free of charge!
SIGN    Yen
[09:36] Sales
    Well, what do you think?
[09:38] Sales
    I'm sure you might have some reservations,
    but it's not a bad deal.
[09:41] Sales
    Be brave, and give us a try!
[09:46] Dad
    You can't be serious.
[09:48] Dad
    It's true that all of our kids are NEETs,
[09:51] Dad
    but there's no way we could send one of our
    sons to your crazy facility for two years.
[09:54] Dad
    Right, dear?
[09:56] Mom
    Could you tell us more about this facility?
[09:58] Dad
    What?!
[09:59] Dad
    D-Dear!
[10:04] Sales
    Well, I'll be looking forward
    to a positive answer.
[10:07] Sales
    I know you love your sons very much.
[10:08] Sales
    Farewell!
[10:15] Dad
    You want to send one of our
    kids to that facility?
[10:18] Dad
    What are you thinking?
[10:22] Dad
    Matsuyo?
[10:24] Mom
    Well...
[10:27] Mom
    This pound cake...
[10:29] Mom
    is one of my absolute favorites!
[10:31] Dad
    You're sacrificing one of our
    sons for that? You're awful!
[10:34] Mom
    I'm joking.
[10:36] Mom
    But I'm serious about the facility.
[10:39] Mom
    I think it might be worth considering.
[10:43] Dad
    Huh?
[10:44] Mom
    I've been thinking lately
[10:47] Mom
    that maybe they turned out
    that way because of me.
[10:54] Mom
    "Hurry up and find a job
    and become independent."
[10:57] Mom
    I say that, but I'm still too
    nice when it comes to them.
[11:00] Mom
    In the end, I let them get away with anything.
[11:03] Mom
    At this rate, they'll never change.
[11:06] Mom
    I need to be stricter with them.
[11:09] Mom
    If we send one of them to the facility,
    something might change.
[11:13] Mom
    I'm okay with them hating me,
    as long as it helps them.
[11:18] Dad
    Dear, you'd go that far?
[11:22] Mom
    And let me just say this...
[11:26] Mom
    If there were only three of them,
    it'd be pretty lonely, and I may even feel guilty,
[11:32] Mom
    but we have sextuplets!
[11:34] Mom
    We have six of them!
[11:36] Mom
    Even if we sent one off,
    I don't think we'd really notice!
SIGN    Because we have sextuplets, even if we sent one off, we really wouldn't notice
[11:43] Dad
    Well, I mean, even five is a lot.
[11:48] Mom
    I said that so confidently,
[11:50] Mom
    but having to actually pick one of
    these kids to go is pretty hard.
[11:55] Mom
    I'd like to let the good ones stay,
    and choose the worst.
[12:04] Mom
    Which ones are the good sons?
    Who's the bad son?
[12:09] Mom
    I just don't know...
[12:12] Oso
    Mom, I want to go play pachinko.
[12:14] Oso
    Got any extra cash, by any chance?
[12:17] Kara
    Mommy, when are you going
    to buy me this bike?
[12:21] Ichi
    Huh? Is it good?
[12:23] Ichi
    It's okay, I guess.
[12:25] Jyu
    Mom, I wet the bed!
SIGN    Expensive
[12:28] Todo
    Mom, I borrowed your toner,
    so could you buy more?
[12:32] Mom
    I don't have a good son to begin with!
[12:35] Mom
    All of you should go to
    the facility, you morons!
[12:40] Mom
    It's no use. They're all worthless.
[12:43] Mom
    I was right after all.
[12:46] Mom
    Now is the time for tough love!
[13:00] Choro
    Y-You're sending one of us
    to a correctional facility?
[13:04] Mom
    Yes.
[13:05] Choro
    J-Just to make sure, I'm not the one
    you're sending to this facility, am I?
[13:18] Mom
    No, you're safe, Choromatsu.
[13:19] Choro
    Oh, thank God! That's not good for my heart!
[13:22] Choro
    Safe! Choro-chan is safe!
[13:24] Mom
    I want you to hear me out.
[13:26] Choro
    Hear you out?
[13:28] Choro
    Oh, I see...
[13:31] Choro
    That's why you brought up this facility.
[13:33] Choro
    I didn't know you were facing
    such a hard decision.
[13:36] Mom
    This is a last resort.
[13:38] Choro
    All right. I'll throw out
    any pity and help you out.
[13:41] Choro
    So we just have to pick which one of
    these guys we're going to part with?
[13:46] Mom
    Yes. They're all so awful,
    I just can't seem to make up my mind.
[13:50] Mom
    Tell me what you think as their brother.
[13:53] Choro
    Well, as one of the brothers...
[13:56] Choro
    It's definitely him.
[13:57] Mom
    Oh, my. I never thought
    you'd decide so quickly.
[14:00] Choro
    There's absolutely no hesitation.
[14:02] Mom
    What? But Osomatsu's... How do I put it?
[14:04] Mom
    He basically defines you sextuplets.
[14:07] Mom
    If he's out of the picture,
    it'd be hard to understand what's going on.
[14:10] Choro
    No, no, speaking for the sextuplets,
    it'd be the most peaceful with him gone.
[14:15] Choro
    Ask all the others, and they'll probably
    all point to his picture at once.
[14:19] Mom
    Really?
[14:20] Choro
    Really.
[14:21] Mom
    I really thought you were
    going to pick this one.
[14:26] Choro
    Ah.
[14:28] Choro
    Well, yeah...
[14:30] Mom
    I mean, you're always getting mad
    at him. He's annoying, right?
[14:33] Choro
    Well, he is, but he hasn't
    actually done anything wrong.
[14:37] Choro
    So, speaking for the sextuplets,
    there's no problem with keeping him.
[14:40] Mom
    Oh, really?
[14:42] Mom
    I guess he can stay, then.
[14:43] Choro
    What about you, Mom?
[14:46] Choro
    Who do you think should go?
[14:48] Mom
    U-Um... But that's just it.
[14:51] Choro
    If you had to choose.
[14:52] Mom
    If I had to choose...
[15:03] Mom
    I-I think this one, or this one.
[15:05] Choro
    Really? Ichimatsu or Todomatsu?!
[15:08] Mom
    Shh! You're too loud!
[15:09] Choro
    Wait, but why?!
[15:10] Mom
    I can't tell if they really love me...
[15:13] Choro
    Ah...
[15:15] Mom
    And I can't really find anything
    positive about keeping them.
[15:18] Choro
    I see.
[15:19] Mom
    W-Wait, did I just say something awful?!
[15:21] Choro
    You did. Actually,
    you've been pretty awful all day.
[15:24] Choro
    But that's fine. This is your
    chance to let it all out.
[15:28] Choro
    By the way, what about this one?
[15:33] Both
    No, no, no! Not a chance!
[15:34] Both
    I can't imagine having someone
    else take care of this one!
[15:38] Choro
    Right?
[15:39] Mom
    Exactly.
[15:40] Choro
    It's not that we want to keep him,
    but we don't have a choice.
[15:43] Mom
    Right.
[15:45] Choro
    So, what are you going to do?
    Which one are we parting with?
[15:48] Mom
    What? Hmm...
[16:00] Mom
    Then...
[16:01] Choro
    Whoa, seriously?!
[16:02] Mom
    I'll go along with the other sextuplets' opinion.
[16:05] Mom
    Not to mention, if he's gone,
    I do think the rest of you might change.
[16:10] Choro
    It's decided?
[16:11] Mom
    Yes.
[16:12] Choro
    So we're parting ways with Osomatsu?
[16:14] Mom
    Yes, Osomatsu.
[16:17] Choro
    All right. I'll go get him, then.
[16:21] Mom
    Wait!
[16:24] Mom
    What should I do?
[16:26] Choro
    Uh, about what?
[16:27] Mom
    Osomatsu, huh?
[16:29] Mom
    Really? Osomatsu?
[16:29] Choro
    Seriously, what is your deal?
[16:32] Mom
    I'm going to hold off on Osomatsu after all.
[16:33] Choro
    Huh? You changed your mind?
[16:35] Mom
    Yes.
[16:35] Choro
    Okay, so who's it going to be?
[16:38] Mom
    Huh? Um...
[16:41] Mom
    This one.
[16:42] Choro
    Karamatsu?
[16:43] Mom
    Yes.
[16:45] Choro
    Final answer?
[16:45] Mom
    Final answer.
[16:46] Choro
    Okay. I'll go get him.
[16:49] Mom
    Wait.
[16:50] Choro
    Huh?
[16:52] Choro
    Mom?!
[16:53] Choro
    Seriously, what is your deal?!
[16:57] Choro
    Mom!
[16:58] Mom
    I'm getting sick of this!
[16:59] Choro
    Huh?!
[17:00] Mom
    I know I'm the one who brought this up,
    but actually having to pick one...
[17:04] Mom
    I'm so sick of this!
[17:06] Choro
    Mom!
[17:07] Choro
    Calm down! You're the one
    who brought this up!
[17:11] Mom
    R-Right... I'm the one who brought
    all of this up in the first place...
[17:16] Mom
    I was about to go soft again.
[17:18] Mom
    Thanks, Choromatsu-kun.
[17:19] Choro
    No problem.
[17:21] Choro
    What about this one?
[17:22] Mom
    Ichimatsu? No!
[17:25] Choro
    Then what about him?
[17:26] Mom
    Todomatsu? No, no!
[17:29] Choro
    What about him?!
[17:29] Mom
    I said no!
[17:31] Mom
    But he's such a good character!
[17:34] Mom
    But he's so cute!
[17:36] Mom
    He's such a good boy!
[17:37] Mom
    I can't! I just can't!
[17:39] Mom
    I just can't choose!
[17:42] Choro
    Matsuyo! Get a friggin' grip, Matsuyo!
[17:46] Mom
    I'm going to be honest.
[17:48] Mom
    Even if you're all just lazing around
    every day, or NEETs, I don't care.
[17:53] Mom
    I actually don't care at all.
[17:55] Choro
    What?! That's some confession!
[17:58] Choro
    This goes against everything!
[17:59] Choro
    Why did we waste all this time, then?
[18:02] Mom
    It all just came out, but I meant it.
[18:04] Mom
    As long as you're all doing well,
    that's all that matters. I don't care at all.
[18:08] Choro
    Oh, come on! You're the one
    who brought all of this up!
[18:13] Mom
    You're right! I was going soft again!
[18:16] Mom
    I have to choose one!
[18:18] Choro
    Is this ever going to end? Well, Mom?!
[18:21] Mom
    Ugh! What am I supposed to do?!
[18:25] Mom
    Oh, I know.
[18:26] Mom
    You go, then.
[18:27] Choro
    What?! Now it's me?
[18:30] Choro
    Why?!
[18:30] Mom
    I guess not. Then we'll
    have your father decide.
[18:33] Choro
    Huh?!
[18:34] Mom
    No, maybe I'm the one who needs
    to go to some kind of facility.
[18:38] Choro
    Mom! You're not making any sense!
[18:39] Choro
    Calm down!
[18:41] Choro
    Mom!
[18:45] Kara
    So, how'd it go?
[18:47] Todo
    Who's it going to be?
[18:48] Oso
    Choromatsu!
[18:49] Jyu
    Choromatsu-niisan!
[18:50] Ichi
    Well?
[18:51] Choro
    In the end...
[18:52] Choro
    Mom just couldn't decide.
[18:57] Ichi
    Oh, thank goodness.
[18:58] Todo
    So everything's on hold.
[18:59] Oso
    We're just barely safe.
[19:00] Jyu
    Safe, safe!
[19:01] Kara
    We're saved.
[19:03] Choro
    Well, I guess this is the best choice.
[19:07] Dad
    I'm home.
[19:08] Six
    Dad!
[19:10] Dad
    Something wrong?
[19:11] Jyu
    What's this about a correctional facility?
[19:13] Dad
    Oh, that.
[19:18] Dad
    I spent all day thinking about it at work,
[19:21] Dad
    but it's just silly to think about
    sending one of you off
[19:25] Dad
    to a facility for two years.
[19:27] Dad
    Still, I decided that you
    need some tough love.
[19:30] Six
    Huh?
[19:31] Dad
    Starting tomorrow, three of you
    will be going to the facility.
[19:40] All
    What?!
[19:41] Ichi
    Three of us?!
[19:42] Oso
    Why is it more now?!
[19:43] Dad
    Well, if we want to make our family
    better, we need this resolve.
[19:48] Kara
    Better?! No, that betterment
    isn't necessary, Daddy!
[19:51] Dad
    Now, then.
[19:52] Dad
    Which three of you should I choose?
[19:58] Oso
    D-D-D-D-Dad! I'll give you this!
[20:00] Oso
    A coupon for a hostess club!
[20:02] Dad
    What? Really?
[20:03] Dad
    Osomatsu gets 100 points!
[20:04] Oso
    All right!
[20:05] Jyu
    Dad, you can have this
    ticket to a baseball game!
[20:08] Dad
    Jyushimatsu gets 50 points!
[20:09] Jyu
    Yay!
[20:10] Choro
    Dad, you can have this idol photobook.
[20:12] Dad
    100 points!
[20:13] Choro
    Yass!
SIGN    Softshell Turtle
[20:14] Kara
    Daddy, use this!
[20:17] Dad
    Nice, my son!
[20:18] Kara
    One more.
[20:19] Dad
    Great, my son!
[20:20] Kara
    One more!
[20:21] Dad
    50,000 sun! Karamatsu doesn't have to go!
[20:25] Ichi
    Dad, here's the URL to a free porn site.
[20:28] Dad
    One million points! You don't have to go!
[20:30] Ichi
    Thanks!
[20:31] Todo
    Dad, I'm sorry.
[20:32] Dad
    Huh?
[20:33] Todo
    I don't have anything to
    give you like the others.
[20:37] Todo
    But you know...
[20:38] Todo
    Since I always had you to look up to,
[20:41] Todo
    I know I'll grow up to be
    a great man like you.
[20:42] Todo
    Thanks for everything.
[20:44] Dad
    A hundred million points!
    You get to be a NEET for life!
[20:47] Todo
    Yass! Don't you dare
    underestimate Totty, damn it!
[20:49] Oso
    All right, you guys!
[20:51] Oso
    Let's show Dad how much we appreciate him!
[20:55] ---
    Yeah!
[20:56] Six
    Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[20:59] Dad
    Don't worry! Don't worry, my little NEETs!
[21:02] Dad
    Your father is so happy!
[21:14] Mom
    We're such a strange family.
    What am I going to do with all of you?
[21:19] Mom
    More importantly, when are
    you all going to get jobs?
[21:23] Mom
    Honestly, you stupid little NEETs!
[21:28] Choro
    Ow! What are you doing, Mom?
[21:30] Todo
    Come on, Mom.
[21:31] Jyu
    What're you doing?
[21:33] Mom
    Well? Do you give up?
[21:35] Ichi
    Uh, could you hurry up and move?
[21:37] Kara
    Hey, Mommy!
[21:39] Mom
    Nope. I'm going to stay like
    this a little longer.
[21:41] Oso
    Wait, why?!
[21:47] Mom
    Nope.
SIGN    End
[21:50] Mom
    Nope!
SIGN    Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
[23:24] Jyu
    It's me, Jyushimatsu!
[23:26] Jyu
    Next week's going to be about survival!
[23:28] Jyu
    So I want to tell you trivia about survival!
[23:31] Jyu
    I want to tell you trivia about survival!
[23:36] Jyu
    I want to tell you trivia about survival!
[23:40] Jyu
    I want to tell you trivia about survival!
[23:43] Jyu
    I want to tell you trivia about survival!
SIGN    "Overseas Vacation"
[23:47] Jyu
    I want to tell you trivia about survival!
[23:52] Jyu
    Starving!