E22 - The Star of Hope, Todomatsu / Final Sheeeh

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SIGN    Matsu
SIGN    "The Star of Hope, Todomatsu"
[01:33] Todo
    What should I do?
[01:34] Todo
    We need one more person for the mixer.
[01:37] Todo
    If I can't find someone, it'll be called off.
[01:40] Todo
    Let's see... The requirements are a guy in his 20s
[01:43] Todo
    who's hot and energetic.
[01:46] Todo
    But someone who looks better than me is a no.
[01:49] Todo
    That would decrease my chances.
[01:52] Todo
    I'd like it to be a guy who's a bit ugly,
[01:53] Todo
    who can't brag about his job
    and doesn't have any status.
[01:56] Todo
    But someone who's easy to
    talk to would be nice...
[02:00] Todo
    Isn't there anyone?
[02:04] Todo
    Oh!
[02:05] Todo
    What about Atsushi-kun?
[02:07] Todo
    No, wait. He's top tier.
[02:09] Todo
    He's not bad to look at and has a car.
[02:12] Todo
    What about Shittysuke?
[02:13] Todo
    No, he'll scare the girls away.
[02:16] Todo
    Hey, what about Normalmaru?
    Yeah, he's just about right.
[02:20] Todo
    But I have a hard time talking to him.
[02:24] Todo
    There just isn't anyone I know
[02:25] Todo
    who's in their 20s, not that popular,
    and easy to talk to.
[02:32] Both
    Uh, yes there is!
[02:34] Oso
    There is, there is, there is, there is!
[02:34] Choro
    There is, there is, there is, there is!
[02:35] Oso
    There is, right?
[02:36] Choro
    There is!
[02:38] Choro
    There is, right?
[02:38] Oso
    There is!
[02:41] Oso
    Totty!
[02:41] Choro
    Totty!
[02:42] Oso
    There is, Totty!
[02:43] Choro
    There is, Totty!
[02:45] Both
    Totty!
[02:49] Todo
    What to do...
[02:51] Oso
    He's not even listening!
[02:53] Choro
    Hey, Totty? Totty...
[02:56] Choro
    Uh, Totty...
[02:59] Choro
    Hey, Todomatsu!
[03:02] Choro
    Wipe that blank stare out of your eyes!
[03:05] Todo
    What?
[03:06] Choro
    You're looking for someone else
    to take to the mixer, right?
[03:09] Todo
    Yeah.
[03:09] Oso
    What are the requirements?
[03:11] Oso
    Someone in their 20s, no status,
    who's easy to talk to?
[03:15] Todo
    Yeah.
[03:15] Both
    There is someone! Right here close to you!
[03:18] Totty
    Huh?
[03:19] Oso
    There are a lot! Like, five!
[03:21] Todo
    That many?!
[03:22] Todo
    Huh? Who?
[03:23] Todo
    Who are you talking about?
[03:25] Todo
    Hey, tell me!
[03:27] Choro
    Er...
[03:28] Choro
    It wouldn't be right to tell you.
[03:30] Todo
    Huh?
[03:31] Choro
    We want you to think of it yourself.
[03:34] Todo
    Why?
[03:35] Choro
    Because we'll die of loneliness otherwise.
[03:37] Oso
    Yeah. We'll die.
[03:39] Todo
    What?
[03:40] Todo
    Who is it? Huh?
[03:41] Todo
    Seriously, who... Wait...
[03:44] Todo
    Uh...
[03:45] Todo
    Who? What?
[03:46] Ichi
    He seriously doesn't know! How terrifying!
[03:49] Oso
    Here's a hint. His name is something-matsu.
[03:51] Choro
    Right. You basically said it,
    but I guess it can't be helped now.
[03:55] Todo
    Something-matsu?
[04:01] Todo
    Who?
[04:02] Choro
    Why don't you die?! Seriously, just go die!
[04:05] Jyu
    Nii-san!
[04:08] Todo
    What?!
[04:09] Todo
    You're joking, right?
[04:11] Todo
    Are you serious?
[04:12] Todo
    Choose one of you guys to take to the mixer?
[04:15] Todo
    No way, I can't do that! That's suicide!
[04:19] Todo
    Um, I don't need any offerings.
[04:21] Oso
    But it's tomorrow, right?
[04:23] Oso
    If you don't find someone,
    the mixer will be called off, right?
[04:28] Kara
    Totty. Let's go with a win/win situation.
[04:31] Todo
    There's no situation where
    I'm winning right now.
[04:33] Choro
    Be honest. Who of us would you pick?
[04:35] Todo
    None of you! It's like comparing
    five pieces of goldfish shit!
[04:37] Choro
    That comparison doesn't exist!
[04:40] Todo
    Well, if I had to choose...
[04:43] Todo
    Jyushimatsu-niisan.
[04:44] Three
    What?!
[04:45] Todo
    His hyperactive personality
    might be a hit at a mixer.
[04:49] Jyu
    Totty!
[04:50] Todo
    There's no way I could take him, though.
[04:52] Jyu
    Totty?!
[04:53] Todo
    I mean...
[04:55] Todo
    He's been hard ever since I mentioned a mixer.
[04:58] Jyu
    Hardty!
SIGN    Todomatsu's Mixer Member Audition
[05:03] Todo
    All right, guys.
[05:05] Todo
    We're about to hold the auditions,
    so take this seriously.
[05:15] Todo
    Listen up!
[05:17] Todo
    I'm going to be frank!
    Never hold me back ever again!
[05:21] Todo
    We sextuplets are the lowest of
    the low in the caste system,
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Matsuno
    Family
[05:24] Todo
    and reside in the shitty dark hell caste
    of the demon world of darkness.
[05:28] Todo
    And the only one of us
    who has a glimmer of hope
[05:31] Todo
    at graduating from being a virgin is me.
[05:33] Todo
    Yet all you do is get in my way!
[05:37] Todo
    How does it help anything
    if scum is jealous of scum?
[05:39] Todo
    If we don't overcome this obstacle,
    we're going to be virgins forever!
[05:42] Todo
    Let's make a promise. When I'm able to do it,
[05:45] Todo
    I will come back for you all,
[05:47] Todo
    and I will pull you up with me.
[05:50] Todo
    So, let me go first!
[05:53] Todo
    I'll break the way through to being top tier.
[05:56] Todo
    I'll pay you all back!
[05:58] Four
    T-Totty!
SIGN    Todomatsu's Mixer Member Audition
[06:01] Todo
    All right, let's start.
[06:03] Todo
    Thanks for coming!
[06:05] Four
    Thanks for having us!
[06:07] Todo
    First, Ichimatsu-niisan.
[06:09] Ichi
    Wh-Why me?
[06:11] Ichi
    You don't have to pick me. I'm not interested.
[06:14] Ichi
    A mixer? What's that even mean?
[06:16] Ichi
    How stupid.
[06:17] Choro
    Do you realize how obvious you're being?
[06:20] Kara
    All right, here we go.
    Mixer audition, ready... go!
SIGN    Mixer Audition
SIGN    Ichimatsu
[06:35] Oso
    Uh, Ichimatsu?
[06:36] Choro
    Ichimatsu, you have to say something.
[06:42] Choro
    No, no, no. Huh?
[06:43] Choro
    What are you doing?
[06:44] Oso
    Talk, Ichimatsu.
[06:46] Jyu
    Ichimatsu-niisan?
[06:47] Kara
    You can say anything.
[06:49] Choro
    Ichimatsu?
[06:49] Oso
    Ichimatsu.
[06:50] Kara
    Talk.
[06:51] Jyu
    Nii-san?
[06:52] Oso
    Hey.
[06:53] Choro
    Ichimatsu!
[06:58] Kara
    Cut!
SIGN    Mixer Audition Ichimatsu
[06:59] Choro
    Wait, what the hell are you doing?!
    Why are you taking a dump?!
[07:02] Ichi
    Well, you guys wouldn't shut up.
    I have my own pace!
[07:07] Oso
    What does that have to do with anything?!
[07:09] Oso
    Who takes a dump because
    hey were thrown off their pace?!
SIGN    Todomatsu's Mixer Member Audition
[07:11] Todo
    Next!
[07:13] Oso
    This'll be a cinch! Just you watch!
SIGN    Mixer Audition
SIGN    Osomatsu
[07:17] Kara
    And, go!
[07:20] Oso
    Good evening.
[07:21] Todo
    Good evening.
[07:22] Oso
    Well, aren't you cute? Yeah-yuh!
[07:24] Todo
    W-W-Wait!
[07:27] Kara
    Cut!
SIGN    Mixer Audition Osomatsu
[07:28] Todo
    What the hell are you doing?!
[07:30] Oso
    Huh? Isn't it okay to do that at mixers?
[07:32] Todo
    Like hell it is! What kind of idea
    do you have about mixers?
[07:35] Oso
    They'll let me do it if I grovel.
[07:37] Choro
    This isn't a porno!
SIGN    Todomatsu's Mixer Member Audition
[07:38] Oso
    What? You can't touch them?
[07:41] Oso
    Then I'm not going.
[07:43] Todo
    You're trash! Next!
[07:45] Todo
    Jyushimatsu-niisan, you ready to go yet?
[07:49] Jyu
    It hasn't gone down yet.
SIGN    Todomatsu's Mixer Member Audition
[07:51] Todo
    Next!
[07:53] Kra
    I, Karamatsu, shall talk my way into your heart.
[07:56] Ichi
    Here we go. Damn it, here we go already!
SIGN    Mixer Audition
SIGN    Shittymatsu
[08:01] Kara
    Mixers. They are a microcosm of life.
[08:04] Kara
    A woman and a man meet and talk,
[08:06] Kara
    while replenishing the liquids
    their bodies need most.
[08:10] Kara
    And then finally, yes...
[08:14] Kara
    The check.
[08:23] Choro
    That made no sense. Were you
    trying to be cool just now?
SIGN    Todomatsu's Mixer Member Audition
[08:26] Todo
    Next.
[08:28] Todo
    Jyushimatsu-niisan, can you go?
[08:31] Jyu
    Not yet.
[08:32] Todo
    Then, next.
[08:33] Todo
    That's you, Choromatsu-niisan.
[08:36] Choro
    Nah, I'll pass.
[08:37] Todo
    Huh?
[08:38] Choro
    I thought it over, and mixers
    don't interest me that much.
[08:41] Choro
    And it's not good to be flashy.
[08:42] Todo
    She'll be there.
[08:45] Choro
    I want to have a more wholesome meeting...
[08:48] Choro
    I think that's what true love is.
[08:55] Oso
    You just sit there and keep rising.
[08:57] Todo
    Damn Fappymatsu.
[08:59] Ichi
    Jyushimatsu?
[09:00] Jyu
    Aw, man. It's just not going down.
[09:11] Oso
    Uh, Todo..
[09:12] Todo
    Quiet. I'm thinking about who to take.
SIGN    Takes a dump
SIGN    Fast hands
SIGN    Boner
SIGN    Dialogue makes no sense
SIGN    Rising
[09:19] Todo
    Like I can pick one!
[09:21] Todo
    Let me be alone.
[09:22] Oso
    Todomatsu!
[09:25] Oso
    Sorry about all of this...
[09:28] Todo
    Yeah.
[09:29] Oso
    You're pretty unfortunate to
    have older brothers like us.
[09:33] Todo
    Yeah.
[09:34] Oso
    You probably hate us, huh?
[09:35] Todo
    Yeah.
[09:36] Oso
    You look down on us.
[09:38] Todo
    Yeah.
[09:42] Todo
    Well, then...
[09:42] Choro
    U-Um... Please make an impartial decision.
[09:46] Todo
    Shut up, you idiot!
[09:48] Five
    T-Totty...
SIGN    "The Star of Hope, Todomatsu"
[09:55] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Totty
[09:57] [SONG] Song
    Oh, Totty
[10:00] [SONG] Song
    The bridge to land,
[10:03] [SONG] Song
    The star of hope
[10:05] [SONG] Song
    You're the only one we can count on
[10:07] [SONG] Song
    You're the only one
[10:10] [SONG] Song
    If you can't do it, we
    brothers will be destroyed
[10:17] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Totty
[10:19] [SONG] Song
    Oh, Totty
[10:22] [SONG] Song
    Hurry up and do it
[10:30] Todo
    Huh?!
[10:32] God
    Totty. You should be more
    honest with yourself.
SIGN    The God
SIGN    of Mixers
[10:35] God
    You treat your older brothers like trash,
[10:38] God
    but deep down, you're just trying to be nice.
[10:41] God
    But the requirement is to bring one.
[10:43] God
    Which means, no matter how hard
    you try, you cannot take all five.
[10:48] God
    Yes, at this rate, you will lose your chance, as well.
[10:52] God
    Now choose. Choose the one.
[10:56] God
    Deep down, you already know who you want to take.
[11:05] Todo
    Y-Yes!
[11:12] Girl
    Hey, Atsushi-kun. You bought a car, right?
[11:15] Girl2
    I wanna go for a drive.
[11:17] Atsu
    Sure. Whenever I can get a day off.
[11:19] Girl
    I get to go first!
[11:21] Guy
    Today's mixer sure is fun.
[11:26] Girl
    Hey, Nothingo.
[11:28] Todo
    Huh?
[11:29] Girl
    Your name is Nothingo, right?
[11:31] Todo
    Uh, yes...
[11:33] Girl
    Get me another lemon sour.
[11:35] Todo
    Oh. Right.
SIGN    End
SIGN    Latematsu
[11:46] Guy
    Hey, you.
SIGN    "Final Sheeeh"
[11:47] Guy
    Don't fall asleep in here. Hey, you!
[11:49] Guy
    Damn it... Why are you alive?
[11:51] Guy
    Oh, no!
[11:56] Guy
    Huh?
[11:59] Oso
    What'd you say?!
[12:01] Oso
    You got a problem with that, Choromatsu?
[12:03] Choro
    Huh? I said something because I do, you idiot.
[12:06] Kara
    Who're you calling an idiot?
[12:07] Choro
    I wasn't talking to you.
[12:09] Todo
    Who are you calling a cute prince?
[12:11] Choro
    I didn't even say that.
[12:13] Ichi
    Who are you calling a Scottish Fold?
[12:15] Choro
    I didn't say that, okay?!
[12:16] Jyu
    Shut up! Shut up, shut up,
    shut up, shut up, shut up!
[12:19] Oso
    You're louder than any of us, Jyushimatsu!
[12:22] All
    Yeah!
[12:25] All
    Wasabi octopus?
[12:27] Guy
    Be quiet. You're ruining the taste of my sake.
[12:31] Oso
    The hell did you say, old man?
[12:34] Oso
    Don't interfere in a fight between brothers!
[12:40] Guy
    I've got more snacks now. Thanks.
[12:42] Guy
    That's enough. If I fought with you,
    I'd just be picking on the weak.
[12:49] Oso
    Hey, he just called us weak.
[12:51] Ichi
    Yeah, he did.
[12:53] Todo
    What do you want to do? Kill him?
[12:55] Jyu
    Let's kill him!
[12:56] Kara
    It's been a while.
[12:57] Choro
    Hey, old man! Don't underestimate us sextuplets!
[13:01] Oso
    Kill him!
[13:04] Guy
    Hup!
[13:06] Guy
    Hup, hup, hup, hup!
[13:17] Guy
    See? Now it's just me picking on the weak.
[13:20] Ich
    The real fight's...
[13:21] Ich
    ...just about to start.
[13:22] Choro
    We'll kill you!
[13:27] Guy
    Good grief. I guess I'll have to use this...
[13:40] Oso
    Wh-What was that move? Ugh, I'm tired.
[13:46] Guy
    That is a special move from my
    country, called the "Fheeeh."
[13:49] Guy
    That should teach you a lesson.
[13:52] Guy
    It seems the one I'm searching
    for is not in this country, either.
[13:56] Guy
    I just wasted my time.
[13:58] Iya
    It's so noisy... What's all the racket?
[14:02] Iya
    M-Me shochu!
[14:04] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[14:06] Guy
    That's... That pose...
[14:09] Iya
    Me gyoza! Me stew!
[14:11] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[14:13] Guy
    That's the pose of the legendary ultimate
    move that surpasses my Fheeeh,
[14:16] Guy
    the Sheeeh!
[14:17] Guy
    To think someone exists today who can use it!
[14:20] Iya
    Those stupid sextuplets...
[14:22] Guy
    Pardon.
[14:23] Guy
    Would you happen to be a user of the Sheeeh Fist?
[14:27] Iya
    Sheeeh Fist?
[14:28] Guy
    Please don't hide it.
[14:31] Iya
    What are you talking about?
[14:32] Guy
    You must have inherited the great Sheeeh Fist.
[14:36] Iya
    No, me is just Iyami.
[14:38] Guy
    I'm so honored to meet you.
[14:39] Iya
    Who are you?
[14:42] Guy
    Please, Savior! Please use your
    strength to save my homeland!
[14:48] Iya
    U-Um... What are you talking about?
[14:53] Guy
    My country, Akaatsuka,
    is a small country near Tibet.
[14:56] Guy
    Whoever wins the martial arts tournament held
    once every ten years becomes the king.
[15:00] Guy
    However, the current administration
    is connected to a crime organization,
[15:04] Guy
    and the fall of our country is imminent.
[15:06] Guy
    So I would like for you, who has
    learned the legendary Sheeeh,
[15:10] Guy
    which no normal person could do,
[15:13] Guy
    to come win the tournament
    and save my country.
[15:16] Guy
    You'll accept, won't you?
[15:18] Iya
    Nope! Not happening!
[15:20] Iya
    That's too much trouble!
[15:22] Guy
    But if you don't, my country...
[15:24] Iya
    Let it fall! Me is not interested
    in any country other than France.
[15:28] Guy
    Very well...
[15:31] Guy
    Then let me explain the
    history of the Sheeeh Fist.
[15:33] Iya
    Why?!
[15:34] Guy
    Please look over at that monitor.
SIGN    The Origins of Sheeeh
[15:37] Nar
    The Sheeeh Fist, otherwise
    known as the Shiei Fist.
[15:41] Nar
    Its origins are ancient, said to be founded
    9,000 years ago near the Yellow River.
[15:46] Nar
    Its unique kata creates
[15:47] Nar
    destructive force by taking one's
    physical abilities to the limit,
[15:50] Nar
    and is famous for being
    an ultimate fighting move.
[15:52] Nar
    In ancient times, it was called the Shiya Fist;
    in the middle ages, the Shiyu Fist;
[15:54] Nar
    and in recent times, the Shiei Fist,
    and is now handed down as a myth.
[16:00] Nar
    Quoted from "The Origins of Sheeeh"
    by Minmin Books.
[16:03] Guy
    And that's that.
[16:05] Iya
    Let me go! Let me go!
[16:05] Guy
    You have the ability to use the Sheeeh Fist.
[16:08] Guy
    Train with me, and enter the tournament.
[16:11] Iya
    Me told you that it has nothing to do with me!
[16:12] Guy
    But my country...
[16:14] Iya
    Me told you, just let it fall, then!
[16:16] Iya
    If you're that obsessed with it, you enter it!
[16:18] Girl
    He can't!
[16:21] Guy
    Shaorin.
[16:24] Shao
    Iyami-san. My father has a
    sickness of the heart. So please...
[16:29] Iya
    Me will enter the tournament.
[16:31] Guy
    Huh?
[16:31] Shao
    Really?
[16:33] Iya
    Of course! Me will use my ultimate
    Sheeeh Fist and save your homeland.
[16:38] Shao
    I-Iyami-san...
[16:43] Iya
    Me will be taking this cutie as my reward!
[16:46] Iya
    Our honeymoon will be in France!
[16:51] Iya
    Sh-Sheeeh!
[16:53] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[16:54] Iya
    Sh-Sheeeh!
[16:56] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[17:00] ---
    Sheeeh...
[17:03] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[17:06] Iya
    Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh.
[17:10] Iya
    Sh-Sheeeh!
[17:14] Iya
    Sheeeh...
[17:20] ---
    Sheeeh.
[17:21] Iya
    Sheeeh on, sheeeh off.
[17:23] Iya
    Sheeeh on, sheeeh off.
[17:24] Iya
    Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh, sheeeh!
SIGN    The Day of the Martial Arts Tournament
[17:40] Ann
    And now, the martial arts
    tournament for the right to rule
[17:44] Ann
    the kingdom of Akaatsuka is about to begin.
[17:46] Ann
    The first match is between these cards.
[17:48] Oso
    Choromatsu.
[17:49] Choro
    Hm?
[17:50] Oso
    How much did you bet?
[17:51] Choro
    80 yen. What about you, Ichimatsu?
[17:53] Ichi
    70 yen.
[17:54] Todo
    I bet 50 yen.
[17:55] Kara
    I bet 60 yen.
[17:56] Oso
    Yeah, I bet 60, too.
[17:58] Choro
    So... That makes the total 320 yen.
[18:02] Oso
    This'll be a pretty big wager.
[18:04] Ichi
    What about you, Jyushimatsu?
[18:05] Jyu
    Aw, I didn't make it in time to enter.
[18:09] Todo
    Wait, you were gonna enter?
[18:14] Choro
    Iyami, if you lose, we'll beat you to a pulp!
[18:16] Todo
    We'll burn your house down.
[18:18] Jyu
    Pull in your arms! Watch the ball!
[18:20] Guy
    It'll be all right. Let us trust
    the results of your training.
[18:24] Shao
    Iyami-san...
[18:27] Iya
    Trust me.
[18:30] Shao
    Yeah.
[18:31] Ann
    And the first match begins!
[18:36] Iya
    Sorry, but me is here to win.
    You're just going to have to lose.
[18:50] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[18:57] Shao
    Iyami-san, look out!
[19:01] Iya
    Huh? Huh?!
[19:03] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[19:07] Iya
    Huh? What?
[19:08] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[19:12] Ann
    He's being pounded. Is the match over already?
[19:15] Guy
    I-Impossible! His Sheeeh kata should be perfect.
[19:18] Shao
    Iyami-san!
[19:21] Kara
    Hey, what's with that?
[19:27] Oso
    You idiot!
[19:30] Oso
    Iyami! What's that half-assed sheeeh?!
[19:32] Oso
    You trained? Your kata is perfect?
[19:34] Oso
    You idiot!
[19:35] Oso
    A sheeeh that only looks perfect
    on the outside is pointless!
[19:38] Iya
    On the outside?
[19:40] Oso
    Of course it won't be powerful
    if you don't put any feeling into it!
[19:43] Oso
    You need to sheeeh from your belly!
[19:45] Oso
    Everyone's waiting for you to
    sheeeh from the heart!
[19:48] Iya
    Sheeeh from the heart?
    What are you talking about?
[19:52] Choro
    Okay, leave this to us. Hey, what's this?
[19:56] Iya
    That's me bank statement!
[20:01] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[20:03] Both
    There it is!
[20:04] Iya
    Damn it, Osomatsu! What are you doing?!
[20:06] Choro
    No, I'm Choromatsu.
[20:08] Todo
    Iyami, this too!
[20:10] Iya
    That's my insurance card!
[20:14] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[20:16] Both
    Yes!
[20:17] Kara
    Iyami, I released a photobook.
SIGN    Karamatsu
[20:20] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[20:22] Jyu
    Iyami, look!
[20:24] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[20:26] Oso
    Iyami, this girl actually has a husband and kids.
[20:31] Iya
    Sheh, sheh, sheh, sheh!
[20:34] Ann
    And he's down! Iyami's magnificent
    attack has hit its mark!
[20:40] Iya
    That's enough out of all of you!
    What do you have against me?!
[20:44] Choro
    Whew, it worked.
[20:46] Oso
    All right!
[20:47] Oso
    Time for the final blow. Let's go!
[20:48] Todo
    Uh, but...
[20:50] Todo
    I don't think I have anything else
    to surprise Iyami with.
[20:52] Oso
    Sheeeh! Seriously?!
[20:54] Guy
    Screw this sheeeh. I'll kill you!
[21:01] Todo
    Crap, crap, crap! Hurry and find
    something to surprise him!
[21:04] Ichi
    What about your collection, Totty?
[21:06] Totty
    Sheeeh! Why did you bring that?!
[21:08] Totty
    What's the point of surprising me?!
[21:09] Oso
    Iyami, look!
[21:11] Both
    We're naked!
[21:12] Chro
    Sheeeh! Stop!
[21:13] Jyu
    Boeh!
[21:14] Choro
    Not "Boeh!"
[21:15] Guy
    This is the end!
[21:20] Six
    Our 320 yen!
[21:31] Oso
    Th-That's...
[21:33] Dayon
    I made it in time.
[21:35] Six
    Dayon!
[21:42] Iya
    Final...
[21:44] Iya
    Final...
[21:47] Iya
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Next Time on Osomatsu-san
[23:39] Oso
    Yay! Next week's the final episode!
[23:42] Oso
    Huh? It's not?
[23:43] Oso
    There are three more episodes?
SIGN    "Kerosene" "Dayon Tribe"
[23:44] Oso
    I hate fussing over little details like that.
[23:48] Oso
    Also, I want some yakiniku!