E4 - Let's Become Independent / This Is Totoko

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[00:04] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[00:11] Iyami
    Sheeeeh!
[00:16] Iyami
    Sheh?
[00:20] Iyami
    Sheeeeh!
[00:25] Iyami
    Sheh.
[00:30] Iyami
    Sheeeeeeeh!
[00:36] Todo
    He's practicing...
SIGN    Let's Find a Dangerous Job
SIGN    Let's Find a Job on the Net
SIGN    An Easy Job...
[02:07] [Messenger] Sign
    Let's Find a Job on
    Our Smartphones
SIGN    "Let's Become Independent"
[02:08] Choro
    I can't seem to find anything...
[02:10] Choro
    How do you even become an idol manager?
SIGN    Black Factory
SIGN    Come Forth!
    Men Filled With Aspirations!!
[02:17] Choro
    Huh?
[02:19] Choro
    I'm home.
[02:23] Choro
    Uh... It's the middle of the day, on a weekday.
[02:27] Oso
    Oh, welcome home, Choromatsu.
[02:29] Todo
    Welcome home!
[02:31] Choro
    Why aren't you guys looking for jobs?
    You've totally given up, haven't you?
[02:35] Toro
    Oh? Are you still annoyed?
[02:37] Oso
    That's the problem with greedy people.
[02:40] Choro
    What does that mean?
[02:41] Oso
    You keep telling us to find a job,
    but what more do we even need right now?
[02:47] Oso
    We have a house, food,
    and clothes on our backs.
[02:50] Oso
    Getting a job on top of that
    would be too great a luxury.
[02:53] Oso
    Right, Akatsuka-sensei?
[02:56] Oso
    This is how it should be.
[02:58] Choro
    No, it's not! Why did you use Sensei
    to justify what you just said?
[03:01] Choro
    All six of us being jobless isn't funny at all!
[03:04] Todo
    If we run into trouble in the future,
    the six of us can just help each other out.
[03:07] Jyu
    Yeah, there are six of us!
[03:08] Choro
    Actually, the problem is that there are
    six of us, and not one is responsible!
[03:13] Kara
    Not responsible, huh...
[03:16] Kara
    That's a compliment. Bang!
[03:20] Choro
    What?!
[03:20] Oso
    We have food, so what's the problem?
[03:22] Choro
    Yeah, with our parents' money!
    If we keep this up...
[03:27] Dad
    Enough already!
[03:28] Momo
    Back at ya!
[03:29] Dad
    To think I've been married to
    someone like you for 24 years!
[03:32] Mom
    Back at ya!
[03:33] Dad
    You're a horrible wife!
[03:35] Mom
    Back at ya!
[03:35] Dad
    Flat chest!
[03:36] Mom
    Back at ya!
[03:37] Dad
    I don't have any boobs!
[03:39] Dad
    That's enough! I'm...
[03:41] Dad
    divorcing you!
[03:44] Choro
    Huh?
SIGN    Divorce Form
SIGN    Husband: Matsuno Matsuzou
    Wife: Matsuno Matsuyo
[03:47] Choro
    Huh? Wait...
[03:48] Choro
    What does this mean?
[03:50] Dad
    It's exactly what it looks like.
    Your mother and I are separating.
[03:53] Choro
    Why so suddenly?!
[03:54] Dad
    We're having creative differences.
[03:56] Choro
    A band? Are you a band?!
[03:58] Choro
    What do you mean, "creative differences"?!
[04:00] Mom
    We just don't get along.
[04:02] Oso
    How can you say that after
    you had sextuplets, Mom?!
[04:04] Dad
    Anyway, this household ends today.
[04:07] Dad
    We're going to sell this house, too.
[04:10] Six
    What?!
[04:12] Oso
    W-Wait...
[04:13] Oso
    Our one and only stronghold...
[04:16] Mom
    You're all adults now,
    so you should live as you please.
[04:19] Oso
    H-Hold it!
[04:21] Oso
    Please rethink this.
[04:23] Kara
    Don't say you're separating!
[04:25] Choro
    Let's talk this out.
[04:26] Ichi
    Let's understand each other.
[04:27] Jyu
    Because we're...
[04:28] Todo
    ...one big...
[04:30] Six
    ...precious family!
[04:32] Dad
    Y-You guys...
[04:36] Oso
    Listen up! We need to stop them
    from divorcing at all costs!
[04:39] Oso
    If we lose our house, we're...
[04:42] Six
    ...finished!
[04:46] Mom
    I understand.
[04:47] Mom
    None of you have any income,
[04:49] Mom
    so it'd be rough for you if we divorced
    right now and got rid of the house.
[04:52] Six
    Gulp!
[04:53] Choro
    They totally have us figured out!
    Parents are incredible!
[04:56] Mom
    But you have to understand that
    your father and I are old now.
[04:59] Mom
    Even if I wanted to live with all of you,
    I could never take all six of you in.
[05:04] Mom
    But I can't leave some of you behind
    and take the others, either.
[05:08] Mom
    Because I love all of you equally!
[05:12] Choro
    Uh, isn't she actually saying
    something awful in a very nice way?
[05:16] Dad
    I don't really care.
[05:17] Dad
    I mean, if we had a daughter,
    it'd be one thing, but...
[05:20] Choro
    And he's being way too honest!
[05:22] Oso
    Then just take me!
[05:24] Todo
    No fair! Take me!
[05:26] Kara
    Mom, take me!
[05:27] Jyu
    Please take me!
[05:30] Mom
    All right...
[05:31] Mom
    I'll give all of you an equal opportunity.
[05:34] Oso
    Equal opportunity?
[05:37] Mom
    I'll interview you.
[05:39] Oso
    Huh?
SIGN    Matsuno Family Dependents Selection Interview Hall
[05:41] Mom
    We will now begin the Matsuno Family
    Dependents Selection Interviews.
SIGN    HR
[05:46] Mom
    Those who pass this interview will
    become one of my dependents.
[05:51] Mom
    All of you make sure to show off
    what fine sons you are.
SIGN    Please Be Quiet
[05:54] Mom
    It's a pleasure having you all.
[05:56] All
    Thanks for having us.
[05:58] Choro
    What's with this messed-up atmosphere?
[05:59] Choro
    Family Dependents Selection Interview?
[06:02] Mom
    So who'd like to show their appeal first?
[06:03] Boys
    Me! Me! Me!
[06:03] Boys
    Me! Me! Me!
[06:05] Choro
    Holy crap! It's a shameless
    battle between brothers!
[06:10] Todo
    Excuse me!
[06:11] Todo
    Before we start the interview,
    can I say just one thing?
[06:14] Mom
    Um... The youngest brother, Todomatsu-san?
[06:18] Choro
    Uh, you know who he is!
    What the hell are those papers?
[06:21] Todo
    I'd like to withdraw from this interview.
[06:23] All
    What?!
[06:24] Mom
    What do you mean?
[06:26] Todo
    I can't help but think there's
    something wrong with this.
[06:29] Todo
    For us brothers go as far as
    fighting to have you support us...
[06:33] Todo
    It's really sad that you're divorcing,
[06:36] Todo
    but it's a chance for us
    to become independent.
[06:39] Todo
    Thanks for everything you've done, Mom.
[06:41] Todo
    I'll try living on my own. Bye.
[06:44] Mom
    Wait.
[06:46] Mom
    You pass.
[06:48] Todo
    Yay! Woohoo!
[06:50] Todo
    I made it first!
SIGN    Dependents
SIGN    Reserves
SIGN    Todomatsu
[06:53] All
    He... He got us!
[06:56] Choro
    By refusing to have any part
    in this messed-up situation,
[06:59] Choro
    he managed to act like the best son!
[07:01] Choro
    No less from Todomatsu, the youngest brother
[07:03] Choro
    who's a master of capturing the human heart!
[07:05] Choro
    He plays dirty!
[07:06] Choro
    Crap...
[07:07] Choro
    He beat me to it! I gotta hurry.
[07:09] Jyu
    Me, me, me, me, me!
[07:10] Jyu
    Can I go?! Can I go?!
[07:12] Mom
    Um...
[07:13] Choro
    I'm Jyushimatsu!
[07:14] Choro
    You know who we are! Why do you keep
    up this charade of an interview?!
[07:18] Jyu
    Um, so... My selling point is
    I have very good luck!
[07:21] Jyu
    Also, I can hit 20 home runs in a year.
[07:24] Choro
    What appeal are you trying to make?!
    You're taking this in the wrong direction!
[07:27] Mom
    Do you have strong shoulders?
[07:28] Choro
    Why would you ask that?!
[07:30] Jyu
    I can throw 80 meters!
[07:33] Jyu
    Hup, hup, hup...
[07:44] Todo
    The distance is 78 meters!
[07:48] Mom
    You're on reserve.
[07:49] Jyu
    Damn it!
[07:51] Choro
    What kind of test is this?!
    What happens if we have strong shoulders?
SIGN    Dependents
SIGN    Todomatsu
SIGN    Reserves
SIGN    Jyushimatsu
[07:56] Choro
    H-How is she even judging us?
    This interview is seriously hard!
[08:01] Oso
    Here!
[08:01] Mom
    Go ahead.
[08:02] Choro
    Osomatsu-niisan... I wonder
    what he's gonna try.
[08:06] Oso
    I have a perfectly valid motive to want
    to live with you and be a dependent, Mom.
[08:10] Choro
    A motive to be a dependent?!
[08:11] Choro
    Isn't having a motive to be
    a dependent pretty horrible?!
[08:14] Oso
    Someday, I want to repay you for
    taking care of me all of these years.
[08:18] Oso
    I want to get a decent job so
    I can make your life easier later.
[08:22] Oso
    To do that, I want to live with you forever.
[08:29] Mom
    That's clever.
[08:30] Choro
    Is that an option?!
[08:32] Mom
    But it's a bit cliché. I can't say it feels
    great to have that goodwill forced on me.
[08:36] Choro
    The difficulty level of
    this interview is insane!
[08:39] Oso
    Damn, and I was trying to
    force my goodwill on her.
[08:41] Choro
    You were?!
[08:42] Oso
    Yeah, of course I don't actually think that.
[08:45] Oso
    I just want to live the rest of
    my life mooching off my parents.
[08:48] Choro
    Hey, you're being too honest!
[08:49] Choro
    You're gonna ruin it for the rest of us! Stop it!
[08:52] Oso
    I still want to be spoiled!
[08:54] Oso
    I want to live my days with my meals made
    for me and my laundry already done!
[08:58] Oso
    I don't wanna do anything!
[08:59] Choro
    I can't watch this...
[08:59] Oso
    I don't wanna! Don't wanna!
[09:01] Mom
    So cute! You pass!
[09:02] Four
    What?!
[09:04] Oso
    Really?!
[09:04] Mom
    You hit my motherly instincts.
[09:06] Mom
    Sons are always best when
    they're a bit needy.
[09:10] Oso
    Woohoo!
[09:12] Todo
    All right, Osomatsu-niisan!
SIGN    Dependents
SIGN    Todomatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu
SIGN    Reserves
SIGN    Jyushimatsu
[09:16] Choro
    Seriously? He actually passed!
[09:18] Choro
    How does the mind of a mother work?
[09:21] Kara
    Me too, Mom.
[09:23] Kara
    I want to live my life without working
    and with my meals prepared for me.
[09:29] Mom
    Wrong.
[09:30] Choro
    Yeah, that's totally wrong, Karamatsu.
    That just makes you trash.
SIGN    Dependents
SIGN    Todomatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu
SIGN    Reserves
SIGN    Jyushimatsu
SIGN    Karamatsu
[09:37] Choro
    He's making his move! The joker that none
    of us can read is finally making his move!
[09:41] Ichi
    I don't actually feel the
    need to live with you,
[09:44] Ichi
    but who knows what I'll do without
    anyone keeping an eye on me?
[09:50] Ichi
    You sure you're okay setting me free?
[09:52] Ichi
    What if one of your sons turns into a criminal?
[09:57] Mom
    Y-You pass. Let's live together.
SIGN    Dependents
SIGN    Todomatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu
SIGN    Ichimatsu
SIGN    Reserves
SIGN    Jyushimatsu
SIGN    Karamatsu
[10:02] Kara
    Me, too!
[10:04] Kara
    I'm crazy, too! It's dangerous
    to leave me alone, Mommy!
[10:09] Choro
    She completely ignored him!
[10:11] Choro
    Just shut up, Karamatsu!
[10:12] Choro
    Worst case scenario,
    I'll just take care of you.
[10:15] Bg
    Yay!
[10:15] Choro
    Crap... They keep passing one by one.
[10:18] Choro
    I need to hurry up and think
    of some kind of appeal.
[10:21] Mom
    I think that's about it.
[10:22] Choro
    What?! It's over?!
[10:24] Mom
    I've taken in three.
[10:26] Mom
    The rest of you should talk to your father.
[10:29] Choro
    What?! There's no way I can live with these two!
[10:33] Choro
    W-Wait a sec, Mom!
[10:36] Choro
    Think about this rationally.
[10:37] Choro
    Who would you be happiest living with?
[10:41] Oso
    Hey! The interview's over!
[10:43] Todo
    You're being pathetic!
[10:44] Choro
    I'm the safest bet out of the six of us.
[10:47] Choro
    I have the best chance of finding a job,
    and I'll probably get married.
[10:50] Oso
    Getting married has nothing
    to do with anything.
[10:53] Todo
    Don't change the subject!
[10:55] Choro
    But it does! Because if I get married...
[10:58] Choro
    I'll give you a grandchild, Mom.
[11:01] Oso
    Hey, you're playing dirty! He's cheating!
[11:03] Todo
    Using a grandchild isn't fair, you filthy bastard!
SIGN    Choromatsu
[11:06] Oso
    Wait... Mom?!
[11:07] Oso
    Don't let him trick you!
[11:09] Oso
    We can give you grandchildren, too!
[11:10] Todo
    Yeah!
[11:13] Mom
    Who's the horniest?
[11:15] Oso
    What are you asking us, Mom?!
[11:16] Todo
    She's completely lost her senses.
[11:16] Mom
    A grandchild... Grandchild... Grandchild...
[11:18] Todo
    Bastard! How dare you mess with Mom's mind?!
[11:22] Choro
    Looks like grandchildren are
    alluring to parents after all!
[11:26] Oso
    Damn it! We were so close!
[11:28] Oso
    That was completely under the radar.
[11:30] Todo
    Who would've thought of a grandkid?
[11:31] Choro
    You won't take the position of dependent!
[11:33] Oso
    I'm the one who'll be taken care of!
[11:35] Todo
    No, she's going to feed me!
[11:37] Jyu
    It's me!
[11:37] Ichii
    No...
[11:38] Kara
    It's me!
[11:48] Mom
    Stop it, you stupid NEETs!
[11:51] Oso
    Hey, stop it, you stupid NEETs!
[11:54] All
    'Kay.
[11:57] Mom
    This is over. I don't want
    to see you brothers fight.
[12:02] Dad
    Your father should feel the same. Right?
[12:06] Choro
    D-Dad! But why?!
[12:08] Dad
    I never dreamed it would reach this point.
[12:12] Mom
    I'm sorry we made you do something
    as stupid as an interview.
[12:15] Mom
    Your father and I will think of
    another way to resolve things.
[12:19] Dad
    Yeah.
[12:20] Choro
    Really?
[12:22] Mmom
    Indeed.
[12:25] Six
    Yes!
[12:31] Six
    NEET!
[12:31] Six
    Yay!
SIGN    Matsuno Family Dependent Draft Pick Meeting
[12:35] Host
    We will now begin the Matsuno Family
    Dependent Draft Pick Meeting.
[12:41] Host
    The first pick for the Dad Bears is...
SIGN    Dad Bears
SIGN    Matsuno Choromatsu
    Third Son: Guarantees a Grandchild
[12:44] Host
    Matsuno Choromatsu.
    Third son, guarantees a grandchild.
[12:49] Host
    The first pick for the Mom Fighters is...
[12:52] Host
    Matsuno Choromatsu.
    Third son, guarantees a grandchild.
SIGN    Mom Fighters
SIGN    Matsuno Choromatsu
    Third Son: Guarantees a Grandchild
SIGN    Matsuno Family Dependent Draft Pick Meeting
[13:02] Host
    And now, the result of the draw is...
[13:07] Oso
    Let's become independent.
SIGN    "This Is Totoko"
[13:12] Oso
    It's no use... I can't stop sweating.
[13:15] Oso
    Why am I in Totoko-chan's room?
[13:17] Oso
    Why did she invite me over alone?
[13:19] Oso
    I know I shouldn't, but I keep
    getting weird expectations...
[13:23] Oso
    But seriously...
[13:24] Oso
    Why are girls' rooms so cute?
[13:27] Oso
    It smells so nice...
[13:28] Oso
    Everything in this room is so lovable.
[13:31] Oso
    Even the eraser...
[13:32] Oso
    is kind of cute...
[13:36] Toto(Oso)
    Sorry to invite you over
    so suddenly, Osomatsu-kun.
[13:38] Oso
    No problem. What's up?
[13:40] Toto
    Well, I wanted to talk
    to you about something...
[13:42] Oso
    Talk?
[13:43] Toto
    I have someone I like.
[13:46] Toto
    But he doesn't even know I'm
    alive. What should I do?
[13:51] Osos
    You should just tell him honestly.
[13:53] Toto
    You really think so?
[13:55] Oso
    Yeah.
[13:56] Toto
    Okay, I'll tell him.
[13:58] Toto
    I love you.
[13:59] Toto
    I love you, Osomatsu-kun.
[14:02] Oso
    T-Totoko-chan?
[14:02] Oso
    W-Wait, what?
[14:03] Oso
    You're being so bold...
[14:06] Oso
    Totoko-chan!
[14:10] Oso
    Leg cramp!
[14:13] Oso
    She's here!
[14:14] Oso
    Calm down. Just act normal... Normal...
[14:17] Oso
    I can do this!
[14:26] Oso
    It's you?
[14:31] Oso
    Jyushimatsu... Jyushimatsu!
[14:33] Jyu
    Hup!
[14:34] Oso
    Don't swing a bat in someone's house. Hey!
[14:35] Jyu
    Hup!
[14:37] Oso
    What the heck? I wasn't the
    only one she invited over?
[14:37] Jyu
    Hup!
[14:39] Jyu
    Hup!
[14:41] Oso
    Totoko-chan, why'd you invite both of us?
[14:42] Oso
    Hup!
[14:43] Jyu
    Maybe we're gonna play baseball!
[14:46] Oso
    Here she comes. Let's ask her.
[14:57] Oso
    Huh?
[15:00] Oso
    Todomatsu... Todomatsu...
[15:03] Oso
    Stop crying! I know how you feel!
[15:06] Oso
    That's what I thought was going on, too!
[15:08] Oso
    But it's not...
[15:09] Todo
    I had my hopes up!
[15:11] Oso
    I don't get it... What is
    Totoko-chan trying to do?
[15:15] Jyu
    Maybe baseball!
[15:17] Oso
    Let's ask her.
[15:27] Oso
    This isn't good.
[15:30] Oso
    Hey, Todomatsu. What should we do?
[15:32] Oso
    He won't stop staring.
[15:35] Oso
    We shouldn't tease him, right?
[15:36] Todo
    Nope. He'll kill you.
[15:39] Todo
    More importantly, where's Totoko-chan?
[15:41] Oso
    I have no idea. She just
    asked me to wait in her room.
[15:47] Oso
    She's here.
[15:53] Both
    Whoa...
[15:56] Oso
    What should we do, Todomatsu?
[15:58] Oso
    Should we call the cops?
[15:59] Todo
    I'm scared...
[16:00] Oso
    It is scary!
[16:01] Oso
    Someone just invites him over,
    and he shows up in a bathrobe!
[16:05] Oso
    That's totally occult!
[16:06] Todo
    Huh? It looks like Choromatsu-niisan
    is the only one not here.
[16:09] Oso
    Oh, you're right.
[16:10] Oso
    Here he comes.
[16:11] Todo
    He's probably wearing some cheesy fashion.
[16:18] Oso
    What's going on?! A ton of people showed up!
[16:20] Jyu
    Baseball?!
[16:24] Oso
    Why are so many people here?! What's happening?
[16:27] Oso
    There are even cameras!
[16:29] Todo
    With this many people here...
[16:31] Jyu
    Baseball!
[16:32] Todo
    It's not baseball, Jyushimatsu-niisan.
[16:34] Jyu
    What?! We're not playing baseball?!
[16:37] Oso
    Actually, I guess Choromatsu really
    was the only one not invited.
[16:40] Todo
    Yeah.
[16:51] Oso
    What is it?
[16:52] Todo
    I dunno.
[16:54] Choro
    I'd like to thank all of you for taking the time
[16:57] Choro
    out of your busy schedules
    to come here for Totoko-chan.
[17:02] Choro
    I'm her manager, Choromatsu.
[17:04] Oso
    Manager?!
[17:05] Choro
    Totoko-chan has a very important
    announcement for everyone today.
[17:10] Choro
    If you will...
[17:11] Toto
    Yes.
[17:12] Toto
    You see...
[17:16] Toto
    I've been hiding something from you all.
[17:18] Jyu
    Were you in a porno?
[17:21] Toto
    Actually, I...
[17:24] Toto
    became an idol!
[17:27] People
    Idol?
[17:28] People
    Totoko-chan?
[17:31] Choro
    In addition,
[17:33] Choro
    she's not doing this as just a hobby.
[17:36] Choro
    In order to help make her parents'
    fish shop even a little more famous,
[17:40] Choro
    Totoko-chan chose the path of becoming
    an idol, in part, to help promote it.
[17:44] Choro
    This is what you call a beautiful
    devotion to your parents.
[17:48] Choro
    However, a big problem has come up. Right?
[17:52] Toto
    Yes... You see, I have my debut
    concert coming up soon...
[17:57] Toto
    But, um...
[18:00] Toto
    Oh, I can't, Choromatsu-san!
    I just can't say it!
[18:02] Choro
    You can do it! You have
    to be the one to say it!
[18:04] Choro
    Okay?
[18:06] Oso
    Uh... Exactly what kind of show is this?
[18:10] Toto
    But...
[18:11] Toto
    Choromatsu-san...
[18:12] Choro
    It's okay. Everyone will understand.
[18:15] Choro
    Okay. I will believe in everyone.
[18:18] Oso
    They're reading cue cards!
    This is a total act!
[18:22] Toto
    You see... About the tickets
    for my debut concert...
[18:28] Toto
    I haven't sold a single one!
SIGN    Totoko-chan
    Debut Concert!!
[18:32] Oso
    Huh? That's what this is about?
[18:36] Choro
    And so, because you all have such
    big hearts, we'd like you to buy some.
[18:39] Choro
    I repeat, this is for her parents' shop.
[18:42] Choro
    For her parents.
[18:44] Choro
    This is not the act of some selfish idol!
[18:47] Choro
    We look forward to your cooperation.
SIGN    Totoko-chan! Happy Debut Concert
[18:50] Oso
    Don't be ridiculous, Choromatsu!
[18:52] Todo
    The tickets are super expensive!
    They're 8,500 yen!
[18:55] Oso
    And the towels are 20,000 yen?!
    These are just hand towels from this shop!
[18:58] Todo
    Karamatsu-niisan bought about
    100,000 yen worth of them!
[19:02] Oso
    That's just because he's an idiot.
[19:04] Choro
    Huh? You guys bought those
    of your own free will, right?
[19:07] Oso
    We were forced to buy them!
[19:08] Choro
    But it's for her parents...
[19:10] Oso
    Uh, their shop seems to be doing pretty well!
[19:13] Oso
    Her dad drives a Mercedes Benz.
[19:15] Todo
    Choromatsu-niisan, you become a
    complete fool when girls get involved.
[19:19] Oso
    Wait, something's fishy.
[19:22] Oso
    You're getting something in return, aren't you?
[19:24] Todo
    You are?!
[19:25] Oso
    Tell us honestly. What is Totoko-chan doing
    for you in exchange for your cooperation?
[19:30] Choro
    N-Nothing, really...
[19:31] Oso
    Jyushimatsu. Octopus hold.
[19:33] Choro
    Wait!
[19:35] Oso
    Read the flow of the conversation!
[19:37] Todo
    So, what did she do for you?
[19:40] Todo
    Well? Choromatsu-niisan?!
[19:42] Choro
    Just once...
[19:43] Todo
    Just once...?!
[19:45] Cho
    S...
[19:46] Both
    Se—?!
[19:48] Choo
    Sh-She patted me on the back.
[19:52] Oso
    Give me back my money, damn it!
[19:54] Todo
    Yeah!
[19:57] Jyu
    Hey, she's here!
[19:58] Choro
    It's Totoko-chan!
[20:00] Choro
    Totoko-chan!
[20:19] Totoko
    Don't tear off my scales, my heart is full
[20:24] Choro
    One serving of squid!
[20:26] Totoko
    Love is an illusion
[20:27] Choro
    Fish dried overnight!
[20:29] Toto
    All people breathe through gills!
[20:32] Choro
    Glub, glub, glub! Yay!
[20:36] Choro
    Isn't she cute?!
[20:38] Five
    Super cute!
[20:42] Six
    Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
[20:50] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    The End
[22:36] Oso
    I got the place to myself? Lucky me!
[22:40] Oso
    Whoa, what the hell?
[22:41] Todo
    Todomatsu...
[22:42] Dayon
    ...and Dayon's...
[22:44] Todo
    ...delivery skit!
[22:46] Todo
    Red Riding Hood That's Actually Sad.
[22:49] Oso
    Huh? Wha?
SIGN    Delivery Skit
SIGN    Red Riding Hood That's Actually Sad
[22:53] Todo
    Hey, Grandma.
[22:55] Dayon
    What's the matter, Red Riding Hood?
[22:58] Todo
    Why are your eyes so droopy?
[23:01] Dayon
    That's because of...
[23:03] Dayon
    genetics.
[23:05] Todo
    Then why is your moustache so coarse?
[23:08] Dayon
    That's because of genetics.
[23:12] Todo
    Then why is your mouth so big?
[23:15] Dayon
    That's because of...
[23:22] Dayon
    genetics!
[23:25] Todo
    I'm sorry for picking on you!
SIGN    Next Time on Osomatsu-san
[23:35] Jyushi
    Heya!
[23:36] Jyushi
    Heya, heya, heya, heya!
[23:37] Jyushi
    This is Jyushimatsu!
[23:39] Jyu
    "The Karamatsu Incident" and "ESP Kitty"
    are on the next Osomatsu-san.
[23:42] Jyu
    "The Karamatsu Incident" and "ESP Kitty"
    are on the next Osomatsu-san!
[23:46] Jyu
    "The Karamatsu Incident" and "ESP Kitty"
    are on the next Osomatsu-san!
SIGN    "The Karamatsu Incident" "ESP Kitty"