E6 - Iyami Has Arrived

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SIGN    "Iyami Has Arrived"
[01:34] Oso
    What? Seriously?
[01:36] Oso
    Mom and Dad left on a trip?
[01:38] Choro
    Yeah. Apparently.
[01:40] Todo
    They didn't tell us, did they?
[01:42] Kara
    Nope.
[01:43] Jyu
    Didn't hear a thing.
[01:44] Choro
    When I woke up, I found this letter.
SIGN    To our beloved NEETs, Your parents will be going on a trip by themselves. Well? Aren't you jealous? Aren't adults who actually work for a living great, NEETs? We get to go to a hot spring if we randomly feel like it.
[01:48] Ichi
    "To our beloved NEETs.
[01:50] Ichi
    Your parents will be going
    on a trip by themselves.
[01:54] Ichi
    Well? Aren't you jealous?
[01:56] Ichi
    Aren't adults who actually work
    for a living great, NEETs?
[01:59] Ichi
    We get to go to a hot spring
    if we randomly feel like it.
[02:02] Ichi
    We won't be back for a few days, so kthnxbye."
[02:07] Kara
    Well, that's not nice.
[02:09] Todo
    It's not. Our parents totally
    tried to egg us on.
[02:11] Ichi
    "PS: Allow us to yell at you in advance.
[02:15] Ichi
    What are you talking about?!
    Who do you think you are?!
[02:17] Ichi
    Just because your parents
    left for a couple of days!
[02:20] Ichi
    You should be ashamed
    of yourselves, you assholes!
[02:22] Ichi
    That is all. Love, Mom and Dad."
[02:24] Todo
    Was that even necessary?
    They just went off on us as a PS!
[02:27] Oso
    And why are they yelling at us in advance?!
[02:29] Jyu
    Yeah!
[02:30] Choro
    So, yeah. That's apparently what's going on,
    so let's try to survive for a couple of days.
[02:36] Choro
    Look, it seems like they left
    us a little bit of money.
[02:40] Choro
    I'm sure nothing too bad will happen.
[02:43] Todo
    Looks like something already did.
[02:45] Oso
    Huh? It's gone!
[02:46] Oso
    There's nothing in here!
[02:49] Todo
    Way to go, Choromatsu-niisan!
[02:52] Oso
    That's mine!
[02:55] Oso
    That's my money!
[02:57] Kara
    Go, Choromatsu! Leave this to us!
[02:59] Jyu
    Go, Choromatsu-niisan! Don't worry about us!
[03:02] Ichi
    Hurry!
[03:03] Todo
    That money's basically our lifeline,
    so make sure you hide it somewhere safe.
[03:08] Choro
    Got it.
[03:12] Todo
    What now?
[03:13] Todo
    What's—
[03:20] Todo
    I-Iyami?
[03:22] Iyami
    Sheeeh...
[03:25] Iyami
    Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sheeeh...
[03:26] Choro
    Hey, don't come in here!
[03:27] Choro
    Don't come in here! Hey!
[03:29] Oso
    Wait, why are you so beat up?
[03:32] Iyami
    H-Help me, Osomatsu...
[03:36] Todo
    Stop!
[03:39] Iyami
    Me hasn't eaten anything in so long...
[03:42] Oso
    Oh, really? Go home.
[03:43] Iyami
    Me is going to die.
[03:44] Oso
    Go home.
[03:45] Iyami
    Going to die...
[03:46] Oso
    Leave.
[03:50] Iyami
    There's something wrong with this world.
[03:53] Iyami
    Me worked so hard, and yet look at me!
[03:56] Iyami
    Me hasn't been able to
    save any money at all!
[03:58] Iyami
    Me worked...
[04:00] (Flashback) Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[04:02] Iyami
    And worked...
SIGN    Here's your box
[04:04] (Flashback) Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[04:05] Iyami
    And worked...
SIGN    Redo!! Go back to
    the country! You suck!
[04:07] (Flashback) Iyami
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    Now hiring!
SIGN    Totally free!! Pink Salon Iyami
SIGN    Totally free
[04:08] Iyami
    Worked, worked, and worked some more...
[04:12] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[04:15] Iyami
    Ah, this is the true meaning
    of social polarization.
[04:18] Choro
    Society has nothing to do with this, does it?
[04:20] Choro
    It's just that you sucked
    at your jobs, right?
[04:22] Iyami
    And so me is going to let you all save
    a poor victim of society like myself.
[04:31] Iyami
    Me is going to let you save—
[04:36] Choro
    Let's throw him into the ocean.
[04:38] Oso
    Roger!
[04:40] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[04:43] Iyami
    What's the big idea? Me almost died!
[04:46] Oso
    Don't worry. You'll live to be 4,000.
[04:49] Iyami
    Damn it. Don't you have a conscience at all?
[04:52] Choro
    Not in the least, surprisingly.
[04:54] Iyami
    What about compassion?!
[04:55] Ichi
    Nope, surprisingly.
[04:58] Iyami
    Don't say that! We're old friends!
[05:01] Iyami
    Just feed me a little!
[05:03] Iyami
    Take care of me!
[05:04] Iyami
    Please? Please?
[05:08] Todo
    No!
[05:12] Kara
    We get that you've hit some hard times,
[05:15] Kara
    but we're also in a crisis
    ourselves because we're stuck
[05:20] Kara
    with our stupid, useless, piece of
    shit eldest brother for a few days
[05:23] Kara
    without our parents.
[05:24] Oso
    Yeah!
[05:28] Choro
    We don't have any money to give you.
[05:30] Choro
    So go on, get lost.
[05:32] Iyami
    Money? Food?
[05:33] Iyami
    What are you talking about?
[05:36] Iyami
    Me doesn't need anything so luxurious.
[05:41] Iyami
    Let's see...
[05:43] Iyami
    Th-These are... losing horse race tickets!
[05:46] Iyami
    Are you going to throw them away?
[05:48] Oso
    Of course. They're losing tickets.
[05:51] Iyami
    What do you think?
[05:54] Iyami
    They're safe!
[05:59] Oso
    Hey! What the heck are you doing?!
[06:01] Iyami
    I can get a really good stock from these.
[06:03] Oso
    Huh?!
[06:04] Iyami
    Are you going to get rid of this?
[06:06] Jyu
    Yeah, we are. Because that's
    last week's horse race paper.
[06:13] Iyami
    It's safe!
[06:15] Jyu
    What are you doing?!
SIGN    With DVD Pachinko Winning Guide
SIGN    Kokko-chan Osomatsu-sama
SIGN    This might be okay!
[06:18] Kara
    They're old magazines.
    Of course we're pitching them.
[06:21] Iyami
    Me is going to try deep-frying these.
[06:24] Kara
    What?! Why?!
[06:25] Todo
    We're tossing those.
[06:26] Ichi
    We're tossing them.
SIGN    Canned Bonito
SIGN    Tuna
SIGN    Job Hunting
[06:27] Choro
    Tossing.
[06:28] Kara
    Tossing.
[06:29] Oso
    Tossing.
[06:30] Kara
    Tossing.
[06:31] Choro
    Tossing.
[06:32] Ichi
    Tossing.
[06:33] Jyushi
    Tossing.
[06:34] Todo
    Tossing.
[06:38] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[06:42] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[06:43] Iyami
    Iyami's full-course meal is complete.
[06:46] Iyami
    Me hasn't been able to
    splurge this much in ages.
[06:49] Iyami
    Me is going to dig right in!
[06:57] Iyami
    Delicious! The zero-yen cost as the
    secret ingredient sure hits the spot.
[07:03] Iyami
    So good!
[07:04] Ichi
    Seriously?
[07:05] Choro
    He's not human...
[07:07] Todo
    Go home! Please!
[07:09] Oso
    Don't end up like this in
    the future, Karamatsu.
[07:11] Kara
    Don't end up like this in
    the future, Osomatsu.
[07:14] Oso
    Be careful.
[07:15] Kara
    You better be careful.
[07:16] Ichi
    Hey, Jyushimatsu.
[07:25] Choro
    What's wrong with him?
[07:27] Oso
    I-Iyami?
[07:28] Iyami
    Sh-Sheeeh!
[07:29] Oso
    What's wrong?
[07:30] Iyami
    My stomach... My stomach!
[07:32] Both
    Your stomach?
[07:33] Iyami
    My stomach hurts! Sheeeh!
[07:35] Iyami
    It's coming out!
[07:37] Oso
    Hey, you can't be serious!
[07:40] Iyami
    It's coming out!
[07:41] Kara
    The bathroom's over there!
[07:42] Iyami
    It's coming out!
[07:44] Jyushi
    The bathroom's over there!
[07:45] Iyami
    It's coming out!
[07:46] Choro
    What the hell is he doing?
[07:47] Iyami
    It's coming out!
[07:48] Choro
    What is this ridiculousness?!
[07:48] Iyami
    It's coming out!
[07:51] Oso
    We're telling you the bathroom's over there!
[07:53] Iyami
    B-But using the bathroom
    would be such a waste!
[07:55] Oso
    Huh?
[07:56] Iyami
    It's a waste of paper and water!
[07:58] Oso
    Just hurry up and go, you idiot!
[07:59] Oso
    It'll be 100 times worse
    if you shit yourself!
[08:01] Iyami
    It's all right. As long as me has this.
[08:05] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[08:12] Six
    Hey!
[08:14] Iyami
    Surprisingly, me loves cleanliness.
[08:19] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[08:27] Iyami
    This is my special technique: Washeeehlet!
[08:30] Iyami
    Me took care of business
    without spending any money.
[08:32] Six
    How?!
[08:34] Six
    What are we going to do with him?!
[08:35] Six
    At this rate, our house
    is going to be destroyed.
[08:38] Six
    Let's just treat him for the
    meal and get him out of here.
[08:42] Todo
    Here, wipe.
[08:43] Iyami
    Thank you kindly.
[08:45] Jyushi
    Hide your front.
[08:46] Iyami
    Thanks.
[08:48] Ichi
    Here.
[08:50] Iyami
    Me gladly accepts.
[08:54] Iyami
    Sheeeh! So good!
[08:56] Iyami
    This is much easier to eat than trash.
[09:00] Oso
    So he was really just trying
    to get a meal out of us.
[09:03] Kara
    Don't end up like this, Osomatsu.
[09:05] Oso
    Don't be like this, Karamatsu.
[09:07] Choro
    Iyami.
[09:09] Choro
    After you eat that, go home.
[09:11] Iyami
    But of course.
[09:13] Choro
    I'm serious.
[09:14] Iyami
    Oh, come now. Even me wouldn't
    overstay my welcome.
[09:25] Iyami
    Me is sorry for all the trouble.
[09:27] Kara
    Leave after you eat that.
[09:29] Iyami
    But of course.
[09:31] Kara
    It's a promise.
[09:32] Iyami
    Of course!
[09:32] Iyami
    You know, you six are actually really nice.
[09:37] Iyami
    Despite saying no, you ended
    up feeding me anyway.
[09:41] Iyami
    That proves you're all pure-hearted.
[09:45] Kara
    But you're still going home today.
[09:47] Kara
    Got it?
[09:48] Iyami
    Of course.
[09:52] Jyu
    Here, Iyami.
[09:54] Iyami
    Sheeeh! Are you sure?!
[09:56] Jyu
    Just once. Since you're here.
[09:58] Iyami
    Me can feel the love.
[10:02] Ichi
    Here. Have this.
[10:04] Iyami
    Oh, you shouldn't have!
[10:07] Ichi
    It's nothing.
[10:08] Iyami
    You're so kind!
[10:12] Iyami
    Everyone! Allow me to
    introduce these gentlemen.
[10:16] Iyami
    These blessed, honorable sextuplets here
    are the true saviors of the world!
[10:20] Iyami
    These godly sextuplets saved my life!
[10:23] Iyami
    Worship them! Worship them!
[10:25] Iyami
    Sheeeh! The exalted six are coming through!
[10:28] Iyami
    They are so bright, me can't see!
[10:33] Iyami
    This futon's so warm.
    Me is so glad to be alive.
[10:36] Iyami
    Me is blessed.
[10:40] Todo
    Hey, Iyami.
[10:43] Todo
    You can stay here forever.
[10:45] Iyami
    B-But that's...
[10:47] Todo
    I said it's fine.
    Just let us take care of you.
[10:51] Iyami
    Y-You guys...
[10:54] Iyami
    Me will follow you six until my death.
[10:58] Iyami
    And me will repay you for
    your kindness one day.
[11:05] Todo
    Oh, you idiot.
[11:06] Choro
    I'm not sure why, but I feel like
    I'll sleep really well today.
[11:09] Jyu
    Yup.
[11:11] Iyami
    Well, everyone, me bids you goodnight
    with hopes of a hopeful tomorrow.
[11:16] Six
    Night.
[11:25] Oso
    What the hell is this?!
[11:27] Five
    What?
[11:30] Oso
    The money's gone, too!
[11:32] Oso
    That bastard!
[11:33] Oso
    Hey, Iyami! Where are you?!
[11:35] Oso
    Come out!
[11:37] Iyami
    What's the matter?
[11:41] Oso
    Hey! Why are you wearing my shirt?!
[11:45] Iyami
    Doesn't it look great on me?
[11:46] Oso
    Take it off!
[11:47] Iyami
    This belongs to me.
[11:49] Iyami
    Social media games are so much fun!
[11:52] Todo
    That's my smartphone!
    No one said you could touch it!
[11:56] Todo
    Level 520...
[11:57] Todo
    How much real money did you spend on this?!
[11:59] Iyami
    Me doesn't remember.
[12:03] Oso
    You bastard, Iyami!
[12:04] Oso
    What is your deal?
    You said so yourself, didn't you?
[12:07] Oso
    That you'd follow us until you
    die and repay us someday?
[12:11] Iyami
    Did me say anything like that?
[12:13] Six
    Yes!
[12:14] Iyami
    It doesn't matter anymore.
[12:17] Iyami
    Me almost died yesterday,
    and that's why me asked for help.
[12:21] Iyami
    But now that me has had my fill and lots
    of sleep, me is completely better!
[12:24] Iyami
    Who cares about all of you?
[12:26] Jyu
    But we helped you!
[12:28] Iyami
    Oh? Is it really called helping when you're
    just looking for something in return?
[12:33] Ichi
    I knew we should've just abandoned you.
[12:36] Iyami
    Abandoned? You're such heartless people!
[12:42] Six
    Iyami...
[12:45] Iyami
    Stop it! M-M-M-Me is sorry!
[12:47] Iyami
    Forgive me!
[12:50] Iyami
    It was just a whim!
[12:52] Iyami
    Me will never do it again!
[12:54] Iyami
    Me promises!
[12:56] Oso
    Stop attacking us while you
    say all that, you dumbass!
[12:59] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[13:00] Iyami
    You six grew up living too comfortably!
    You're no match for me!
[13:04] Iyami
    Me is a true pro.
[13:07] Oso
    Choromatsu!
[13:08] Iyami
    Me let my guard down...
[13:10] Choro
    Do it!
[13:11] Choro
    Even if I have to go with him!
[13:13] Choro
    Kill him!
[13:14] Iyami
    N-Now let's not get hasty!
    We can talk this out!
[13:18] Choro
    You're finished, Iyami.
[13:23] Kara
    It's finally time to meet your maker.
[13:25] Kara
    You're going to learn that
    the world isn't so kind!
SIGN    The world isn't so kind!!
[13:35] Choro
    Huh?
[13:36] Todo
    Why, you little... You're all talk!
SIGN    You're all talk!
[13:43] Choro
    Huh?
[13:44] Jyushi
    That's enough, you freeloader!
SIGN    You freeloader!!
[13:50] Choro
    Hey!
[13:51] Choro
    All the words you're saying are turning into
    boomerangs and coming back to stab you!
[13:55] Choro
    You need to choose your
    words wisely, or we're finished!
[13:58] Ichi
    You pathetic adult who can't
    do anything on your own!
SIGN    You pathetic adult who can't do anything on your own!!
[14:04] Choro
    I told you to choose your words wisely!
[14:06] Oso
    If you don't reflect upon your actions,
    you're going to end up alone someday!
SIGN    If you don't reflect upon your actions, you're going to end up alone someday!
[14:11] Choro
    Are you guys stupid?!
[14:12] Kara
    Piece of shit!
[14:13] Todo
    Trash!
[14:13] Jyushi
    Filth!
[14:14] Ichi
    You're awful!
[14:15] Oso
    The worst!
[14:16] Five
    People like you will get
    what you deserve someday!
SIGN    People like you will get what you deserve someday!
[14:22] Choro
    What is that?! It's not
    even a boomerang anymore!
[14:37] Iyami
    Huh? What happened?
[14:41] Iyami
    Me apparently won. Me is so blessed!
[14:45] Iyami
    Well, thanks for everything.
[14:53] Iyami
    Of course the person who says
    what's right is going to win.
[14:56] Iyami
    That's how the world works.
[14:58] Iyami
    Evil should die!
SIGN    Evil should die!
[15:06] Iyami
    Sheh?!
[15:16] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    End
SIGN    "I Want Some Friends, Jo"
[15:31] Chibi
    Oh, hey, Hatabou.
    Whaddya got on your face there?
[15:35] Hata
    This is a robbery, jo.
[15:36] Chibi
    Huh?
[15:37] Hata
    This is a robbery, jo.
[15:39] Hata
    Don't try anything funny,
    and bring out your friends, jo.
[15:44] Chibi
    Friends?
[15:45] Chibi
    What are you even saying with
    that toy pistol in your hand?
[15:50] Chibi
    Huh?
[15:55] Chibi
    Here.
[15:58] Chibi
    Don't look so down, you idjit.
    You're gonna bring me down, too.
[16:07] Chibi
    Committing a robbery
    because you want friends?
[16:09] Chibi
    Trying to scare me with this so
    I'd bring out my friends, huh...
[16:12] Chibi
    Are you dumb?
[16:17] Chibi
    Do you really not have any friends?
[16:19] Chibi
    You have at least one,
    don't you? Think really hard.
[16:25] Chibi
    Remember your friend!
[16:28] Chibi
    You have one, right?
[16:33] Hata
    Nope, jo.
[16:34] Chibi
    What?!
[16:35] Chibi
    That hurt! I don't count
    as one of your friends?!
[16:40] Hata
    Everyone is nice, jo.
    Everyone talks to me lots.
[16:45] Chibi
    Right?
[16:46] Hata
    But...
[16:51] Chibi
    Well, whatever. You want friends, right?
[16:53] Chibi
    All right. Then let's go
    find you some friends.
[16:57] Hata
    Jo?
[16:58] Chibi
    Come on, let's go, you idjit.
[17:04] Toto
    Don't tear off my scales, my heart is full.
[17:08] Crowd
    One serving of squid!
[17:10] Toto
    Love is an illusion.
[17:11] Crowd
    Fish dried overnight!
[17:13] Toto
    All people breathe through gills!
[17:22] Toto
    So jealous...
[17:24] Toto
    That just slipped out naturally! Scary!
[17:26] Chibi
    Totoko-chan.
[17:30] Toto
    Huh? Friends?
[17:31] Chibi
    Yeah. He says he wants some.
[17:34] Toto
    Huh... But I don't have any friends, either.
[17:38] Chibi
    Wait, you don't?!
[17:39] Toto
    No. I only have enemies.
[17:43] Toto
    Okay, Hatabou, I'll be your friend.
[17:47] Toto
    Huh? Wait, he doesn't want that?
[17:49] Toto
    What's with that reaction, huh?
[17:51] Chibi
    N-No, no, no, no, no... That's not...
[17:54] Toto
    Then what's it supposed to mean?
[17:55] Chibi
    M-Maybe he's being shy...
[17:57] Toto
    Really?!
[17:58] Chibi
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[18:00] Toto
    Oh, I know.
[18:01] Toto
    Want to ask someone else, then?
[18:03] ---
    Jo?
[18:05] Todo
    Huh? You want friends?
SIGN    Akatsuka Bath
[18:10] Todo
    Wait. What are friends, anyway?
[18:13] Chibi
    What?!
[18:14] Toto
    I see. So "friend" doesn't even exist
    in Todomatsu-kun's vocabulary.
[18:19] Todo
    That's some kind of folktale, right?
[18:20] Todo
    It's some kind of institution
    that existed in the Edo period.
[18:23] Chibi
    No, you idjit! They exist now, too!
[18:25] Todo
    What? It still exists?
[18:26] Todo
    This institution called "friends"?
[18:27] Chibi
    It's not an institution!
[18:28] Toto
    Todomatsu-kun, you know a lot
    of people, so do you know
[18:31] Toto
    anyone who might be Hatabou's friend?
[18:36] Todo
    Honestly, isn't that pretty hard?
[18:38] Todo
    Becoming Hatabou's friend
    seems pretty difficult.
[18:41] Chibi
    Hey!
[18:42] Todo
    Well, I'll see if I can find anyone.
[18:44] Toto
    Thanks.
[18:46] Jyu
    Huh? Hatabou?
[18:48] Jyu
    Roger!
[18:49] Ichi
    Friends? Oh, really?
[18:53] Choro
    He wants friends? Hatabou?
[18:56] Kara
    Friend.
[18:58] Kara
    It has a nice ring to it. Leave it to me!
[19:01] Oso
    Too tired. Too much work.
[19:03] Deka
    Friends? Well, they're very important.
[19:07] Dayon
    I want some, too.
[19:14] Ichi
    A friend for Hatabou... Who'd be best?
[19:18] Toto
    Probably someone nice?
[19:20] Jyushi
    Well, Hatabou is pretty timid.
[19:22] Ichi
    You really don't have even one?
[19:25] Hata
    Nope, jo.
[19:26] Kara
    Can you think of someone
    who might be your friend?
[19:29] Deka
    What kind of person do you consider a friend?
[19:34] Dayon
    Take your time.
[19:37] Todo
    Yeah, think it through.
[19:43] Hata
    No idea, jo.
[19:44] Oso
    What?! Seriously?
[19:46] Oso
    How are we supposed to find one, then?
    What's wrong with you?
[19:52] Group
    What's wrong with you?
[19:54] Group
    Come on, Hatabou.
[19:56] Ichi
    Where do friends exist, anyway?
    This is hard, Hatabou.
[20:00] Hata
    It is, jo.
[20:02] Todo
    You know, this is all up to you, Hatabou.
[20:05] Todo
    Do you want someone cheerful
    or someone funny?
[20:07] Oso
    Or someone to lend you money
    when you're in trouble?
[20:09] Choro
    That's what you want.
[20:11] Jyushi
    What kind of friend do you want, Hatabou?
[20:15] Hata
    I don't know, jo.
[20:16] Todo
    Yeah, it's hard. If we could figure
    that out, it'd make things way easier.
[20:20] Ichi
    Oh, then...
[20:22] Ichi
    Want to go look for one somewhere tomorrow?
[20:24] Jyu
    Huh? A friend?
[20:25] Ichi
    Yeah.
[20:26] Hata
    That sounds like fun, jo.
[20:27] Deka
    Or I could make you a robot
    friend at my laboratory.
[20:32] Hata
    Jo?
[20:32] Oso
    Hey, that's a good idea.
[20:35] Kara
    Nice one, Dekapan.
[20:36] Dayon
    I'll help!
[20:38] Toto
    Wait, you guys. Hatabou doesn't
    look too happy about that.
[20:44] Oso
    We're just kidding, Hatabou.
[20:45] Kara
    Don't take it seriously.
[20:47] Choro
    You dummy.
[20:55] Six
    Come on.
[20:57] Six
    What's wrong with you, man?
[21:03] Chibi
    Hey, Hatabou. So, did you find some friends?
[21:07] All
    Oden!
[21:09] All
    We were waiting for this!
[21:13] Hata
    Everyone, thanks for everything today, jo.
[21:15] Hata
    See you later, jo.
[21:17] Ichi
    Yeah, see ya later.
[21:19] Hata
    Bye-bye, jo.
[21:20] All
    Bye!
[21:24] Chibi
    Sheesh... Saying he wants friends,
    after all we've been through?
[21:28] Deka
    He might've just gotten a little insecure.
[21:31] Choro
    Insecure?
[21:33] Dayon
    An unidentified loneliness.
[21:35] Toto
    I see...
[21:39] Chibi
    I guess you six wouldn't understand.
[21:46] Chibi
    I'm sure you've gotten through to him.
[21:48] Chibi
    Everything should be okay now.
[21:53] Man
    It's an emergency!
    There's been a bank robbery!
[21:57] Hata
    Bring it out, jo.
[21:59] Hata
    A sweet, cute girlfriend with a great
    personality who only has eyes for me, jo.
[22:07] Hata
    Hand over a girlfriend, jo! I'm Hatabou!
[22:10] Chibi
    This is beyond me, you idjit.
[22:12] Chibi
    Now, jo! Give me a girlfriend!
SIGN    End
[22:14] Chibi
    You're on your own.
SIGN    Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
[23:47] Todo
    Flirting, mixers, having
    encounters, and using apps.
[23:49] Todo
    A meeting between a boy and girl...
    Talk about troubled times!
SIGN    "Osomatsu and Todomatsu" etc.
[23:51] Todo
    Totty wants to get better at all of that!