E7 - Osomatsu and Todomatsu

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SIGN    Cavematsu-san
[00:05] All
    Cavematsu-san!
SIGN    Museum
[00:52] Lady
    And this is the biggest
    exhibit at our museum,
[00:55] Lady
    a petrified mammoth.
[00:58] Lady
    For some reason, there were
    dead cavemen in its body.
[01:01] Lady
    How did this happen?
[01:03] Lady
    Experts are still unable to explain it.
SIGN    End
SIGN    Sangokushi-san
[02:45] Nar
    So for whatever reason,
[02:47] Nar
    we're doing The Romance of
    the Three Kingdoms this time.
SIGN    Wu
SIGN    Wei
SIGN    Shu
[02:51] Nar
    Around 2000 AD, the Chinese
    kingdoms of Wei, Wu, and Shu
[02:56] Nar
    opposed each other and were
    fighting hard for supremacy.
[03:00] Nar
    However, did you know there
    was actually a fourth force
[03:04] Nar
    that also existed around this time?
SIGN    Matsu
[03:06] Nar
    Its name was... Matsu.
SIGN    Nihao
SIGN    Matsu Castle
SIGN    Unify
    the Country
[03:10] Nar
    What kind of kingdom was Matsu?
SIGN    Emperor
SIGN    Sake
[03:14] Nar
    This was Matsu.
[03:16] Oso
    We're going to win!
[03:18] Five
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
[03:19] Oso
    We're going to attack!
[03:20] Five
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
[03:22] Oso
    Let's take over the country!
[03:23] Five
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
[03:27] Oso
    Man, it's so fun being me.
    Everything is so merry.
[03:30] Oso
    Let's hurry up and take
    over the country, ‘kay?
[03:32] Choro
    Emperor.
[03:33] Choro
    Our empire is small, yet very powerful.
[03:35] Choro
    With our numbers, we'll have no
    problem taking over the country.
[03:39] Oso
    Really? You sound pretty shady.
[03:41] Choro
    First, there is something called a
    strategist that you need in any battle.
[03:46] Oso
    Strategist?
[03:49] Oso
    That's the strategist?
[03:49] Oso
    He's got snot dripping from his nose.
    Can he be trusted?
[03:53] Oso
    He's eating peaches now.
    Does he like peaches or something?
[03:55] Jyu
    I love them!
[03:56] Jyu
    Love them! Love them!
[03:56] Oso
    And he's speaking pretty
    casually to the emperor.
[03:58] Jyu
    I love peaches!
[03:58] Choro
    Then we have the brave general.
[04:00] Oso
    Brave general?
[04:05] Choro
    He's filled with loyalty and combative
    spirit. He's extremely reliable.
[04:08] Kara
    Emperor! Emp'ror!
[04:13] Oso
    Huh? What's he saying?
[04:15] Kara
    Em'ror!
[04:16] Oso
    Isn't he taking his title a bit far?
    Brave seems to have turned into crazy.
[04:22] Oso
    Yeah, I can't hear him at all.
[04:29] Oso
    Uh, he died? What?!
[04:30] Choro
    And then we have the barbarian king.
[04:32] ---
    What's a barbarian king?
[04:34] Choro
    He usually doesn't work under any authority,
    but if you can tame him,
[04:37] Choro
    he's sure to prove useful.
[04:39] Choro
    He's absolutely necessary
    to establish a kingdom.
[04:41] Oso
    Uh, but he just took a dump.
SIGN    Lord
SIGN    Sake
[04:44] Oso
    Do people usually poop
    this much? Is he okay?
[04:48] Oso
    You're still not done?
    You can seriously stop.
[04:50] Oso
    I don't want any of this!
[04:51] Choro
    Then we have the youthful talent.
[04:54] Choro
    A hundred generals, a thousand...
    Who knows how much he'll grow?
[04:57] Kara
    Hey, you! You need to train properly!
[05:00] Todo
    What? I just got yelled at.
[05:02] Todo
    Yeah, I quit. I'm going to another kingdom.
[05:05] Oso
    He's a millennial. Don't need him.
[05:07] Oso
    So, who are you?
[05:09] Choro
    I am a civil servant who aids
    in governing the empire.
[05:12] Choro
    I'll use my intelligence and experience
    to one day cause a coup d'état
SIGN    Totoko
[05:15] Choro
    and steal the position of emperor.
[05:17] Oso
    You're the most worthless one here!
    Who do you think you are?!
[05:19] Choro
    Now, my emperor.
[05:20] Choro
    You should stop yapping so we can
    hurry up and attack our enemies!
[05:23] Oso
    You're the one who started yapping.
[05:26] Oso
    Well, I guess we can give it a try.
    Hey, someone get a map!
SIGN    Emperor
[05:29] All
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
SIGN    Wei
SIGN    Shu
SIGN    Wu
[05:43] Oso
    By the way, how do you even
    read this? I can't read it.
[05:47] Kara
    Strategist! How do you read this?
[05:49] Jyu
    Huh?
SIGN    Wei
[05:49] Choro
    Well, this place looks strong,
    so let's not go here.
[05:52] Choro
    It has the character for "ogre" in it.
[05:54] All
    Yeah, yeah.
[05:55] Ichi
    I don't wanna go here.
    It has "bug" in it. I don't like bugs.
SIGN    Shu
[05:59] All
    Yeah, yeah.
[06:01] Jyushi
    Then that leaves...
SIGN    Wu
[06:02] Jyushi
    this one, "Kure."
[06:05] Oso
    Okay. We're going to kick Kure's ass!
[06:07] All
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
[06:09] Oso
    We're going to attack!
[06:10] All
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
[06:12] Oso
    Let's take over the country!
[06:13] All
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
SIGN    Welcome
SIGN    Matsu Castle
[06:15] Oso
    Go!
SIGN    Matsu Castle
SIGN    Unify the Country
[06:28] Todo
    It's too far! We're never going
    to get there by running!
[06:32] Choro
    Where is Kure? I'm beat.
[06:34] Kara
    This is where the strategist comes in.
    Do you have any good strategies?
[06:38] Jyushi
    Peaches!
[06:39] Ichi
    So good.
[06:40] Jyushi
    Strategist!
[06:42] Todo
    Wanna quit taking over the country, then?
[06:44] Oso
    Huh?
[06:46] Todo
    I'm honestly not too serious about this.
[06:49] Todo
    I just sorta wanted to yell, "As you wish!
    Yes, yes," along with everyone else.
[06:51] Oso
    Huh?
[06:53] Ichi
    Me, too.
[06:53] ---
    Huh?
[06:54] Choro
    Same goes for me.
[06:55] Oso
    Huh?!
[06:56] Choro
    Me, too.
[06:57] Jyushi
    Me, too!
[06:57] Oso
    What?! All of you?!
[06:58] Ichi
    I just wanted to have fun with everyone.
[07:02] Choro
    Shouldn't make this a job.
    Should just keep this a hobby.
[07:06] Oso
    You guys can't be serious!
    That's not what you said earlier!
[07:09] Kara
    Shut up!
[07:13] Kara
    Who's there?
[07:21] Guy
    I'm fine now.
[07:24] Oso
    May I ask you for your name?
[07:26] Guy
    My name is Sousou.
[07:29] All
    S-Sousou?
[07:32] Jyu
    Who's that?
[07:32] Ichi
    No idea. What a weird name.
[07:35] Todo
    Such a weird name.
[07:38] Sou
    I am the prime minister of
    the great country of China!
[07:41] All
    Th-The prime minister of China?
[07:43] Jyushi
    What's China? Some kind of kingdom?
[07:45] Ichi
    No idea. What a weird name.
[07:46] Todo
    Such a weird name.
[07:51] Oso
    More importantly, doesn't your attitude
    sort of suck, considering we just saved you?
[07:54] Kara
    Yeah, I thought that, too.
    Sousou-dono should be thanking us first.
[07:58] Oso
    Yup, yup.
[08:02] Oso
    I didn't mean that as a pun on your
    name. It was just a coincidence.
[08:06] Oso
    It was! Come on, you're embarrassing me.
[08:10] Sou
    Wh-What are all of you doing here?
[08:14] Jyushi
    Huh? We're getting ready
    to take over the country.
[08:16] Sou
    With your numbers?
[08:17] Jyushi
    What about you, old man? Whatcha doin'?
[08:19] Jyushi
    Were you fighting?
[08:22] Sou
    I was at the Battle of the Red Cliffs.
[08:24] Six
    Red Cliffs?
[08:25] Sou
    It's a crucial battle that may decide
    who will rule over the country.
[08:29] Sou
    I've been slightly delayed,
    but I can't continue to sit here.
[08:32] Kara
    Hey, what are you doing?
[08:34] Choro
    You're going back with those wounds?
[08:36] Sou
    Yes.
[08:37] Ichi
    Well, that's stupid. You really shouldn't.
[08:39] Jyushi
    There's no way you can win
    when you're that beat up.
[08:41] Sou
    But this battle will decide
    the fate of the country!
[08:45] Oso
    Well, who cares about the country?
[08:48] Oso
    We're more worried about your health.
[08:51] Todo
    There's no point if you die.
[08:53] Choro
    It's probably better to run right now.
[08:55] Kara
    Rest.
[08:56] Ichi
    There are just some things you can't do.
[08:58] Oso
    Just give it up.
[09:00] Jyushi
    Go home, go home.
[09:11] Sou
    It could be that it is men
    like you who are honest,
[09:16] Sou
    earnest, and without malice who will
    lead these troubled times to peace.
[09:23] Sou
    Hopefully we'll meet again.
[09:26] Sou
    Thanks for everything.
[09:32] Jyushi
    Did he just compliment us?
[09:33] Choro
    Apparently.
[09:35] Ichi
    I feel good.
[09:36] Todo
    Yeah.
[09:38] Oso
    Come to think of it, I think I've
    heard the name "Sousou" before.
[09:41] Kara
    Is he someone important?
[09:42] Oso
    Yup, yup.
SIGN    Wei
SIGN    Wu
[09:58] Oso
    So these are the Red Cliffs...
[10:00] Kara
    I'm sure we can do it if we try.
[10:02] Todo
    Let's do this!
[10:03] Jyushi
    We can do it.
[10:05] Ichi
    Yeah.
[10:05] Choro
    I won't let this end as a hobby.
[10:07] Oso
    Let's win!
[10:09] Five
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
[10:10] Oso
    Let's attack!
[10:11] Five
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
[10:13] Oso
    Let's take over the country!
[10:14] Five
    As you wish! Yes, yes!
[10:21] Oso
    Charge!
[10:38] Jyu
    B-B-Boehba!
[10:59] Sou
    I placed my hope in them, but...
[11:04] Sou
    I was wrong!
SIGN    Fin
[11:09] oso
    Yay!
SIGN    "Osomatsu and Todomatsu"
[11:10] oso
    It's a mixer! It's a mixer festival!
[11:14] Oso
    Mix-er! Mix-er! Mix-er! Mix-er!
[11:16] Todo
    Uh, Osomatsu-niisan.
[11:18] Todo
    What's with that dance? Weirdo.
[11:20] Todo
    And if you go to a mixer hyped up like that,
    you're gonna fail for sure, so just stop.
[11:24] Oso
    Everyone! Today's the day I get a girlfriend!
[11:26] Todo
    A girlfriend? As if.
[11:28] Oso
    I might actually graduate
    from being a virgin!
[11:31] Todo
    You know, Osomatsu-niisan,
    we've never even met these girls before.
[11:35] Oso
    Thank you so much, Totty!
[11:36] Todo
    Close, close, close, way too close!
[11:37] Oso
    I mean, you have five older brothers, right?
SIGN    Please throw away your garbage here
[11:40] Oso
    You made the right choice by choosing me.
[11:43] Oso
    I'm the funniest and the most popular. Nice!
[11:46] Todo
    Uh, it's not like I actually picked you.
[11:48] Todo
    You said you won at the horse races,
[11:50] Todo
    so as long as you pay for stuff, it's all good.
[11:51] Oso
    Mix-er! Mix-er! Mix-er!
[11:53] Todo
    He's not even listening!
    He's a total weirdo today!
[11:56] Oso
    Say it with me!
[11:58] todo
    Let's review this mixer.
SIGN    Atsushi
SIGN    Introduced
[12:00] Todo
    There'll be two girls.
[12:02] Todo
    They're two girls that my friend,
    Atsushi-kun, hooked us up with.
[12:05] Todo
    They're around our age and are employed.
SIGN    No Boyfriends
[12:07] Todo
    No boyfriends.
[12:08] Todo
    Again, I haven't met them yet, so I won't
    know more details until we meet them.
[12:12] Todo
    Okay?
[12:12] Oso
    Man, it's starting to feel real all of a sudden.
    This is totally different from porn.
[12:17] Todo
    This part's really important.
[12:19] Todo
    This is an important factor for you
    to make this mixer work out:
[12:22] Todo
    to try to restrain your lust.
[12:24] Oso
    My lust?
[12:25] Todo
    Yeah. That's your worst enemy.
[12:29] Oso
    Oh, true. I guess I am a bit
    pervier than other people.
[12:33] Todo
    You're not pervy, you're just gross.
[12:35] Oso
    Wow, you're not holding back, baby bro.
[12:37] Todo
    So, for today, get rid of any dreams of
    wanting to do something pervy to them,
[12:41] Todo
    hitting them with dirty jokes, or telling them
    what you want to do with them later tonight.
[12:45] Todo
    Eradicate all those thoughts!
[12:48] Todo
    This is to make them like you! Promise me!
[12:57] Todo
    Hey, Jyushimatsu-niisan.
    Are you free right now?
[13:00] Oso
    Totty!
[13:00] Oso
    I got it, Totty! I promise, Totty!
[13:04] Oso
    But if you tie me down too much,
    all my charm is going to disappear.
[13:20] Oso
    Todomatsu.
[13:22] Todo
    Welcome back.
[13:23] Oso
    Here's your smartphone. Thanks.
[13:26] Todo
    Well? Have you calmed down?
[13:28] Oso
    Yeah. I have.
[13:32] Oso
    You don't need to scrub it that hard.
    I didn't get it dirty.
[13:37] Todo
    I just got a message.
    They say they'll be here in a bit.
[13:42] Oso
    Okay. I'm going to do my best,
    and no joking around.
[13:45] Oso
    I'll do everything you said,
    and I'll make it a great mixer.
[13:48] Oso
    This is our chance to meet girls.
[13:50] Todo
    Yes, so get those evil
    thoughts out of your head.
[13:52] Oso
    Got it. Let's do our best.
[13:55] Todo
    But you don't have to get
    that worked up about it.
[13:57] Todo
    Just relax and drink like you normally do.
[13:59] Oso
    Todomatsu.
[14:01] Oso
    Here.
[14:02] Todo
    Huh? Come on, Osomatsu-niisan.
[14:06] Todo
    It's not like two brothers over
    twenty are going to share
[14:08] Todo
    a passionate handshake at a mixer
    before the girls get here...
[14:12] ---
    Let's do this!
[14:13] Todo
    Let's make this the best!
[14:15] Oso
    We're gonna be popular!
[14:23] Both
    They're here!
[14:31] Guy
    I've brought your appetizers.
[14:33] Both
    It's just an employee?!
[14:37] Three
    Cheers!
[14:41] Miwa
    So good. Beer is the best.
[14:45] Todo
    You like beer?
[14:46] Kumi
    Yeah. We can drink it forever.
[14:49] Todo
    Yeah?
[14:50] Miwa
    This is the stuff.
[14:52] Todo
    You sound like some old guy.
[14:54] Miwa
    I get that all the time.
[14:55] Kumi
    Well, you are an old guy on the inside.
[14:57] Miwa
    Don't say that.
[14:59] Todo
    I think it's because of the contrast.
[15:02] Todo
    You look so cute, so I bet
    that just surprises everyone.
[15:05] Miwa
    Listen to him, sneaking a compliment in.
[15:08] Kumi
    I'm gonna blush.
[15:10] Oso
    I can't do it!
[15:12] Oso
    There's no way I can drink and have
    a normal conversation with a real girl!
[15:17] Oso
    How's he acting normal, anyway?
    Why's he so used to this?
[15:19] Oso
    So gross!
[15:20] Oso
    I mean, she's wearing a one-piece
    dress and has big boobs.
[15:23] Oso
    How can he have a conversation without any
    dirty jokes when he's faced with that?
[15:27] Oso
    And the girl next to her has no sleeves!
[15:29] Oso
    She's wearing a no-sleeve sweater!
[15:31] Oso
    She was wearing a coat when she came in!
[15:33] Oso
    Is it winter magic when she takes
    it off and is suddenly wearing less?
[15:35] Oso
    What the hell is winter magic?
    That doesn't exist!
[15:38] Oso
    All their mannerisms are cute.
[15:40] Oso
    She nonchalantly showed off her armpit!
[15:42] Oso
    Plus they keep playing
    footsie with me down here.
[15:44] Oso
    When they go to the bathroom,
    their bare legs are super close!
[15:48] Oso
    I can't...
[15:50] Oso
    This situation is brutal for virgins!
[15:52] Oso
    Sage mode is going to be
    undone in two seconds!
[15:54] Oso
    Isn't this sexual harassment towards virgins?
[15:56] Oso
    This is cherry harassment, isn't it?
[15:58] Oso
    Ugh!
[16:02] Oso
    I'm so happy I came here today.
[16:05] Oso
    I'll stop fighting it now.
    I've always lived true to myself.
[16:11] Todo
    Hey.
[16:11] Todo
    Hey, are you listening?
SIGN    Izakaya Nen
[16:13] Todo
    Kumi-chan and Miwa-chan asked
[16:14] Todo
    what you think about this ultra
    super spicy habanero soup.
SIGN    Ultra Super Spicy Habanero Soup
[16:17] Kumi
    Doesn't that sound like fun?
[16:18] Miwa
    Do you like spicy food?
[16:24] Oso
    Boobs.
[16:25] Todo
    Huh?
[16:26] Oso
    Boobs.
[16:30] Todo
    You idiot! How many times did I tell
    you not to say stuff like that?!
[16:34] Todo
    You can't even last ten
    minutes since we started?!
[16:36] Miwa
    Wait, what?
[16:37] Kumi
    Boobs?
[16:38] Todo
    What?! No, no, no!
[16:40] Todo
    He didn't say boobs!
[16:41] Todo
    A bunch! You said that they should
    try a bunch of that soup, right?
[16:46] Todo
    Thanks! I actually love spicy stuff!
[16:49] Kumi
    I-I see.
[16:51] Miwa
    Should we get more drinks?
[16:52] Oso
    I want to kiss you (chuu shitai).
[16:53] Both
    Huh?
[16:54] Todo
    No, no, no, no! That's not what he said!
[16:56] Todo
    He said he wanted chuhai! That's just what
    he says when he wants to drink chuhai.
[17:00] Todo
    You've heard that before, right?
[17:02] Miwa
    S-Sure...
[17:04] Kumi
    Wh-What else should we get?
[17:05] Oso
    I want to become one (ketsugou) at a hotel.
[17:06] ---
    Huh?
[17:07] Todo
    No! He didn't say he wanted to
    become one with you at a hotel!
[17:11] Todo
    He said he wanted to rub his ass
    (ketsu goshi) with scallops (hotate).
[17:14] Todo
    Everyone feels like that, right?
    Especially when they drink.
[17:17] Todo
    Right?
[17:19] Guy
    Thanks for waiting.
[17:24] Todo
    Chuhai! Chuhai is the best!
[17:27] Todo
    And then...
[17:30] Todo
    So spicy!
[17:32] Todo
    And then...
[17:33] Todo
    Scrubbing my butt with scallops.
    Scrubbing my butt with scallops.
[17:37] Todo
    Scrubby scrub. Scrubby scrub.
[17:39] Todo
    You can't help doing this
    when you drink, right?
[17:43] ---
    Scrubby scrub, scrubby scrub.
[17:46] Todo
    Why are you looking at me like that?!
    It's all your fault this happened!
[17:51] Todo
    Oh, sorry. Did I hype things
    up too much on my own?
[17:55] Todo
    I'll go cool my head in the bathroom.
[17:57] Todo
    Excuse us.
[17:59] Todo
    You friggin' dumbass!
[18:02] Todo
    I told you not to do that! Why did you
    have to lose to your lust, Osomatsu?
[18:06] Todo
    Get your act together, Osomatsu!
[18:08] Todo
    Osomatsu...
[18:10] Oso
    I-I can't...
[18:12] Todo
    Huh?
[18:13] Oso
    Please understand, Totty.
[18:14] Oso
    I know I should control it.
[18:17] Oso
    But the more you tie me down,
    the more my charm disappears.
[18:21] Todo
    Uh, you don't have any charm.
    That's something you totally lack!
[18:24] Oso
    Let's just do what we want.
    Who cares if we fail?
[18:27] Oso
    I mean, this is our first
    time meeting them.
[18:28] Oso
    If they don't like us,
    there's nothing we can really do.
[18:30] Todo
    Huh? Where's that attitude coming from?
[18:33] Oso
    Arguing with you over this is worse.
[18:36] Tood
    Wha...
[18:37] Oso
    Also, I don't think I can
    just somehow make it work.
[18:40] Oso
    I don't think I have that talent.
[18:44] Todo
    Okay, fine. Whatever.
[18:46] Todo
    Just do what you want.
[18:47] Oso
    Seriously?
[18:48] Oso
    Yahoo!
[18:49] Todo
    You owe me pachinko.
[18:50] Oso
    Sure!
[18:53] Oso
    Sorry to keep you two waiting!
[18:54] Oso
    Er, huh? What are you doing?
[18:56] Kumi
    We're going home.
[18:57] Oso
    Huh?
[18:58] Todo
    You're kidding, right?
[18:59] Miwa
    Well, what were you two
    doing in the bathroom?
[19:02] Miwa
    That was pretty rude.
[19:04] Oso
    Oh, that was nothing.
[19:06] Todo
    Yeah, nothing.
[19:07] Oso
    We were just discussing some things.
[19:08] Oso
    Like which one of you guys
    we were each going to screw.
[19:11] Todo
    Yeah, yeah... wait, what?!
[19:13] Kumi
    What? Gross.
[19:14] Miwa
    Gross.
[19:15] Todo
    Gross!
[19:18] Oso
    Well, you guys are dressed so sexy.
[19:20] Oso
    Of course the conversation's
    gonna head in that direction.
[19:22] Kumi
    Ugh, this guy's the worst.
[19:23] Miwa
    You've been staring at my chest
    this whole time, haven't you?
[19:26] Oso
    I have. Thanks!
[19:29] Oso
    Who cares if I look?
[19:30] Oso
    I mean, I've only been thinking
    about dirty things all day today.
[19:34] Miwa
    Die, Osomatsu.
[19:35] Oso
    Huh? You prude.
[19:36] Oso
    You die.
[19:37] Miwa
    You can die!
[19:38] Oso
    Stare...
[19:39] Miwa
    I told you to stop staring!
[19:41] Oso
    What's the problem?
[19:43] Kumi
    What do you mean? You can't be serious!
[19:45] Todo
    It's over... I'm so sorry, Atsushi-kun.
[19:49] Todo
    No!
[19:56] Miwa
    I'm drunk. So sleepy.
[20:00] Oso
    Then go home. You have a boyfriend.
[20:02] Miwa
    Shut up, you virgin NEET.
[20:05] Miwa
    You creepo that came to
    a mixer with your brother.
[20:07] Oso
    You knew! I have no reply to that.
[20:13] Miwa
    Jeez.
[20:14] Kumi
    More importantly,
    Daddy's not replying at all.
[20:17] Kumi
    So annoying.
[20:18] Oso
    Ow! Hey, what do you think you're
    doing to this hot guy, you uggo?
[20:21] Kumi
    Who're you calling uggo?!
[20:22] Oso
    Huh? Your face is only about 30 points.
[20:24] Oso
    Your personality covers it up some, that's all.
[20:26] Kumi
    You knew! I have no reply to that.
[20:36] Miwa
    You're a funny guy.
[20:38] Kumi
    You might not be so bad.
[20:39] Oso
    Oh, yeah? Then go out with me.
[20:41] Both
    Yeah, that's not happening.
[20:43] Oso
    What the hell? Get out!
[20:46] Todo
    Um... I'm gonna head home...
[20:50] Todo
    Um, I'm going home... I'm...
[20:58] Todo
    Huh? What is this?
[21:01] Todo
    What's going on?
[21:04] Todo
    I did my best today, right? Yeah, I did.
[21:08] Todo
    I'm a good boy.
[21:10] Todo
    I love you, Totty.
[21:12] Todo
    Really? Thank you!
[21:14] Todo
    Yeah! Um... you've got a nice voice!
SIGN    Akatsuka Station
[21:20] Oso
    Man, I've gotta make more
    at the races again.
[21:25] Oso
    It's those girls!
[21:27] Oso
    Hey, Kumi-chan! Miwa-chan!
[21:31] Oso
    It is you two! Hey,
    it's me from the other day!
[21:33] Oso
    Osomatsu! Remember me?
[21:35] Oso
    Man, wasn't that a lot of fun?
    I never thought it'd get that wild.
[21:38] Oso
    Let's go drinking again!
    Just give Todomatsu a call.
[21:41] Oso
    I'm always free.
[21:42] Kumi
    No, that's okay.
[21:44] Oso
    Huh?
[21:45] Kumi
    Considering the situation we were in,
    we just acted that way so we'd have fun.
[21:50] Miwa
    Well, if the opportunity presents itself
    again... Though I don't think it will.
[21:55] Girl
    Bye.
[22:00] Oso
    Huh? But what about...
[22:02] Oso
    Huh? What was all that, then?
[22:05] Oso
    Huh?
[22:05] Oso
    But... wait... huh?
SIGN    End
SIGN    Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
[23:47] Jyushi
    Jyushimatsu and a dolphin!
[23:49] Jyushi
    A dolphin for you!
[23:50] Jyushi
    Nothing's better than dolphins!
SIGN    "Jyushimatsu and the Dolphin" etc.
[23:52] Jyushi
    Mammals!