E10 - Karamatsu and Brother

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SIGN    "Karamatsu and Brothers"
[01:34] Todo
    Come on, Choromatsu-niisan.
[01:38] Choro
    Huh?
[01:38] Todo
    Buy me a fizzy drink.
    I want something fizzy.
[01:42] Choro
    Why should I care?
[01:43] Choro
    If we don't have any,
    just drink some tea and shut up.
[01:46] Choro
    Besides, why should I have to go buy
    something you want to drink, huh? Tell me.
[01:50] Todo
    O-Okay, jeez...
[01:53] Choro
    That's messed up, damn it!
[01:55] Todo
    Did you have to add that last part? Scary...
[01:57] Todo
    You seem like such an honor student,
    but you're really a delinquent.
[02:01] Choro
    Give it up.
[02:01] Todo
    Uh, no. I really want to drink
    something fizzy right now.
[02:05] Choro
    Then go buy it yourself.
[02:07] Kara
    Want me to go buy it for you?
[02:09] Kara
    I was heading out anyway.
[02:11] Kara
    Want me stop by a convenience store?
[02:15] Todo
    Huh?
[02:17] Kara
    Here.
[02:19] Todo
    Thank you, Karamatsu-niisan!
[02:21] Todo
    You're so reliable! So kind!
[02:23] Todo
    I'm so glad you're here, Karamatsu-niisan.
[02:27] Kara
    Is that so, Todomatsu?
    Am I reliable? Am I kind?
[02:33] Kara
    Nothing has ever felt so right to me before!
[02:35] Kara
    Just keep relying on me.
    I'll do anything for my brothers.
[02:40] Kara
    This love! This kindness!
[02:42] Kara
    I'm prepared to shower you
    guys with either at any time!
[02:46] Kara
    It appears I shouted too much
    and made myself thirsty.
[02:50] Kara
    Could you share some of
    your fizzy drink, brother?
[02:54] Kara
    Wait, huh?
[02:58] Oso
    Oh, there you are. Hey, Karamatsu.
[03:01] Oso
    I wanted to ask you for a favor.
    Do you have a sec?
[03:04] Oso
    Really? Thanks!
[03:06] Kara
    Uh, I didn't answer yet.
[03:08] Oso
    Mom asked me to do the laundry,
    but could you do it for me instead?
[03:12] Kara
    Huh?! Er, I...
[03:14] Oso
    The horse races are starting on TV soon,
    and you're the only one I can ask.
[03:21] Kara
    Wow, wow, wow!
    So that's how it is, Osomatsu.
[03:24] Kara
    I'm the only one you could ask?
[03:26] Kara
    Nothing has ever felt so right to me before!
[03:33] Kara
    Leave it to me!
[03:34] Oso
    Thanks!
[03:35] Jyushi
    Hey, Karamatsu-niisan.
[03:37] Jyushi
    I'm about to leave,
    so could you do the dishes for me?
[03:42] Kara
    Yeah, that's fine.
[03:47] Ichi
    Hey, Karamatsu. Could you get the phone?
[03:49] Kara
    Very well.
[03:50] Todo
    Karamatsu-niisan, could you also
    pass this community notice along?
[03:53] Kara
    Okay.
SIGN    Adult
[03:55] Oso
    While you're at it,
    could you take care of this, too?
[03:57] Kara
    Sure.
[03:57] Jyushi
    This and this, too, please.
[03:59] Kara
    Very well. I accept.
[04:01] Ichi
    Sorry. Could you take care of this, too?
[04:02] Kara
    Oh, I suppose.
[04:04] Todo
    This, too.
[04:05] Kara
    Okay.
[04:05] Oso
    Could you take care of this for me, too?
SIGN    Invoice
[04:07] Kara
    But of course.
[04:09] Jyushi
    Could you do this, too?
[04:09] Kara
    Okay.
[04:10] Ichi
    This, too.
[04:11] Kara
    Fine.
[04:11] Todo
    While you're at it, could you go have
    Mom and Dad yell at you in my place?
[04:15] Kara
    Got it.
SIGN    Résumé
[04:16] Oso
    Could you go job hunting in my place, too?
[04:18] Kara
    Sure.
[04:18] Jyushi
    Could you bat for me in the next inning?
[04:20] Kara
    But of course.
[04:24] Choro
    H-H-Hey.
[04:25] Choro
    Hold up. Wait!
[04:27] Choro
    What's wrong here?
[04:28] Choro
    Don't you guys think you're
    asking Karamatsu for too much?
[04:31] Choro
    Also, "Could you go job hunting in my place?"
[04:34] Choro
    Isn't that going a bit far?
[04:35] Choro
    And Karamatsu. Why would you agree to that?
[04:38] Choro
    You need to just say no.
    You don't want to go, do you?
[04:42] Todo
    Huh? I-Is that true?
[04:45] Todo
    Sorry, Karamatsu-niisan!
[04:46] Kara
    Huh?!
[04:47] Jyushi
    Sorry.
[04:48] Kara
    No, no, no, no, no...
[04:49] Oso
    You always agree, so we just...
[04:52] Ichi
    We went overboard. Sorry.
[04:54] Kara
    No, no!
[04:55] Todo
    Yeah, maybe it's not the best idea.
[04:57] Todo
    I won't ask you to do anything
    anymore, Karamatsu-niisan.
[05:00] Three
    Yeah, let's not.
[05:01] Kara
    What?! Come on, brother!
[05:03] Kara
    What are you saying? I'm fine!
[05:05] Kara
    I'm no stress!
[05:07] Todo
    But you really don't want to do it, right?
[05:08] Kara
    That's not true!
[05:10] Kara
    Jeez, Choromatsu. Why'd you
    have to go and say that?
[05:12] Kara
    As I said, I'll do anything for
    you guys. I'll help you out.
[05:16] Kara
    So ask away! It's worse for me
    when you guys hold back!
[05:21] Ichi
    R-Really?
[05:22] Kara
    Yes, really!
[05:23] Jyushi
    You don't get tired of us asking
    you to do everything?
[05:26] Kara
    Not at all!
[05:27] Todo
    Thank goodness. So, as I was saying,
    I also wanted to ask you to do this.
[05:32] Kara
    Sure! Bring it on!
[05:34] Jyushi
    Then this, too.
[05:34] Oso
    And also this.
[05:35] Kara
    Come on!
[05:36] Ichi
    And this, too.
[05:37] Kara
    Come on, brother!
[05:41] Choro
    Well, if you're okay with it, it's fine, I guess...
[05:47] Kara
    So, Choromatsu. This is just
    between you and me, okay?
[05:51] Kara
    To tell you the truth,
    when they ask me to do whatever...
[05:56] Kara
    I hate it so much, I could die!
[05:57] Choro
    What?!
[05:58] Kara
    They'd really go that far?
[06:00] Kara
    It's so annoying! Kill me!
[06:01] Choro
    What? Huh?!
[06:02] Choro
    Seriously? You're kidding, right?
[06:03] Kara
    They know I won't refuse, so they...
[06:06] Choro
    I'm actually shocked here.
[06:07] Kara
    Why do they keep asking me for so much?
[06:10] Choro
    Uh, I'm pretty sure you brought
    this upon yourself...
[06:13] Kara
    It's so hard! I'm so done!
[06:15] Choro
    Uh, wait, wait!
[06:18] Choro
    I mean, of course this is mostly their fault,
    but you're acting weird, too.
[06:24] Kara
    Weird?
[06:25] Choro
    Yeah. I mean, you're that sick
    of doing all this, right?
[06:28] Choro
    So much that you want to kill them, right?
[06:29] Kara
    Yeah, I do.
[06:31] Choro
    They why don't you just say no?
    Why do you keep agreeing?
[06:34] Kara
    The option of saying no
    doesn't exist, brother.
[06:38] Choro
    Why not?
[06:38] Kara
    Because I'm the nicest
    man in the world!
[06:43] Choro
    Uh, I'm pretty sure you're just timid?
[06:46] Kara
    I keep accepting the most difficult tasks...
[06:49] Kara
    because I'm just so nice!
[06:51] Choro
    You're just timid.
[06:52] Kara
    And I let anything go...
[06:55] Kara
    because I'm so nice!
[06:58] Choro
    You're too timid to say anything back, right?
[07:00] Choro
    What the hell? You're such a wimp.
[07:03] Kara
    What are you saying,
    Choromatsu? That's not true.
[07:05] Choro
    I mean, if we're being
    honest, that's it, right?
[07:06] Choro
    If the one asking gets
    even a little aggressive,
[07:09] Choro
    you get too scared to say anything back.
[07:11] Kara
    Th-That's not true...
[07:12] Choro
    Oh, I think it is!
[07:15] Kara
    Yeah, it is.
[07:16] Choro
    That's exactly it right there!
    You just proved my point!
[07:20] Choro
    Come on. You need to grow a spine
    and tell them no sometimes.
[07:24] Kara
    T-Tell them no, huh?
[07:25] Choro
    Yeah. Why don't we practice?
[07:28] Choro
    Practice saying no for the next time
    they ask you to do something.
[07:34] Choro
    Listen. I'm going to act like I'm one
    of them and ask you for something,
[07:37] Choro
    so you need to decline.
[07:38] Kara
    O-Okay, got it.
[07:40] Choro
    Okay, here we go.
[07:44] Kara
    All right, bring it!
[07:48] Choro
    Horse racing!
[07:48] Choro
    Pachinko! Boobs, boobs!
[07:52] Kara
    Choromatsu... Who is that?
[07:57] Kara
    Really, who is that?
[07:59] Kara
    Choromatsu!
[08:01] Kara
    Who's that supposed to be?
[08:03] Choro
    Osomatsu-niisan.
[08:04] Kara
    Just how do you see him, anyway?
[08:07] Kara
    You're making this hard. Try someone else.
[08:09] Choro
    Got it!
[08:10] Choro
    Ugh, everyone die.
[08:13] Choro
    If you're not a cat, die.
[08:15] Kara
    Choromatsu?
[08:18] Kara
    Choromatsu!
[08:20] Kara
    Seriously, who is that?
[08:21] Kara
    You're making this hard. Try someone else.
[08:24] Choro
    Got it.
[08:25] Choro
    Boeh, boeh, boeh!
    Baseball, baseball, baseball!
[08:29] Choro
    Boeh, boeh, boeh!
    Baseball, baseball, baseball!
[08:30] Kara
    Seriously, you're not helping!
[08:32] Choro
    Boeh!
[08:33] Todo
    What the heck are you guys doing?
[08:36] Todo
    What? Really?
[08:38] Oso
    So you didn't want to do it?
    Then just say so.
[08:42] Ichi
    Well, we did ask you to do a lot of things
    because we knew you wouldn't say no.
[08:47] Ichi
    Like running errands.
[08:48] Jyushi
    Or asking you to replace the kerosene.
[08:50] Oso
    Yeah... We won't do it anymore.
[08:53] Oso
    Sorry, Karamatsu.
[08:54] Kara
    Huh? No, uh...
[08:56] Kara
    Well...
[09:01] Todo
    But if Karamatsu-niisan doesn't take that
    position, who's going to take his place?
[09:06] Todo
    That's the real issue here.
[09:08] Ichi
    Yeah. Who's going to take Karamatsu's place?
[09:11] Todo
    Yeah.
[09:11] Jyushi
    Shouldn't the oldest do it?
[09:13] Oso
    No, no. Why would I do that?
[09:16] Oso
    I mean, I'm the Osomatsu.
[09:18] Oso
    Osomatsu doesn't do stuff like that.
[09:20] Jyushi
    True.
[09:21] Choro
    What kind of reasoning is that?
[09:22] Todo
    What about Ichimatsu-niisan?
[09:24] Oso
    Ichimatsu's scary. He'd probably let
    his resentment build up and stab us.
[09:28] Ichi
    True.
[09:29] Choro
    Why did you agree with that?
[09:30] Ichi
    What about Jyushimatsu?
[09:32] Jyushi
    What? But if you ask me to do anything,
    it probably won't turn out very good.
[09:36] Oso
    What about Totty, then?
[09:38] Todo
    Uh, you know I won't do anything like that.
[09:41] Todo
    If I had to do that,
    I'd just leave this house.
[09:43] Oso
    Right. So that just leaves...
[09:47] Choro
    Wait, wait, wait! Why me?!
[09:48] Todo
    Right. Go buy me some yummy sweets.
[09:50] Choro
    Go yourself!
[09:52] Jyushi
    Could you polish my glove for me?
[09:53] Choro
    Do it yourself!
[09:54] Oso
    Buy me some horse race tickets, too.
[09:55] Ichi
    And clean up all the cat hair.
[09:57] Choro
    Do it yourself!
[09:58] Choro
    Hey, stop. Stop!
[10:00] Choro
    Wait. Hey, Karamatsu!
[10:02] Choro
    This is all your fault! Help me out!
[10:06] Kara
    Good luck.
[10:07] Choro
    What do you mean?!
    Hey, why are you shutting that?
[10:10] Kara
    What a great story this was.
[10:12] Choro
    How so?!
[10:14] Kara
    Happy end.
[10:15] Choro
    No, seriously! Help me out,
    Karamatsu-niisan!
[10:18] Choro
    My dear, sweet Karamatsu-niisan!
[10:21] Choro
    You're actually able to
    decline now?! Die already!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Akatsuka Trading
[10:25] Todo
    And so...
[10:27] Todo
    This is the new employee,
[10:29] Todo
    Yowai Totoko-kun, who will be working
    in our section starting today.
[10:33] Todo
    Everyone, be kind to her.
[10:34] Toto
    I look forward to working with all of you.
[10:36] All
    Hello.
SIGN    "New Employee Totoko"
[10:46] Todo
    Huh? These numbers aren't adding up.
[10:49] Todo
    Yowai-kun.
[10:50] Toto
    Yes, sir?
[10:51] Todo
    Do you have a moment?
[10:52] Toto
    Yes, sir.
[10:57] Todo
    Yowai-kun.
[10:58] Toto
    Yes, sir?
[10:59] Todo
    Sorry, do you have a moment?
[11:01] Toto
    Yes, sir.
[11:05] Todo
    Yowai-kun?
[11:06] Toto
    Yes, sir.
[11:07] Todo
    Yowai-kun?
[11:08] Toto
    Yes, sir.
[11:10] Todo
    Hey, Yowai-kun.
[11:11] Toto
    Yes? What's the matter, Matsuno-san?
[11:13] Todo
    Uh, I've been calling you over and over.
[11:16] Toto
    Yes. And that's why I've been
    waiting here this whole time.
[11:19] Todo
    Could you come by?
[11:20] Toto
    Pardon?
[11:21] Todo
    Could you come over when I call you?
[11:23] Todo
    Your superior is calling you.
[11:25] Toto
    Oh, I see. But no one told me that.
[11:29] Todo
    Huh?
[11:30] Toto
    No one told me that I had to walk
    over if a superior called for me,
[11:34] Toto
    so I couldn't do it.
[11:37] Toto
    Huh? Is something wrong?
[11:39] Todo
    Huh? No, never mind.
[11:41] Todo
    I just wanted to ask you to do something.
[11:44] Toto
    Yes, sir.
[11:45] Todo
    The numbers aren't adding up on this
    document, so could you fix it?
[11:49] Todo
    I don't think it'll take that long,
    so have it done by lunch.
[11:54] Toto
    Understood.
[11:55] Todo
    Thanks.
[12:00] Todo
    Man, it's already lunchtime.
[12:03] Todo
    H-H-Huh?
[12:04] Toto
    I'm so hungry. I wonder what I should eat.
[12:07] Todo
    H-H-Hey, wait! Yowai-kun?
[12:10] Toto
    Yes, sir?
[12:11] Todo
    What are you doing?
[12:12] Toto
    I'm going to eat lunch.
    Would you like to join me, Matsuno-san?
[12:15] Todo
    What about the document?
[12:16] Toto
    Pardon?
[12:17] Todo
    The document. I asked you to look over
    the numbers and fix them, didn't I?
[12:21] Toto
    Oh, yes. I did my best.
[12:24] Todo
    You did your best to... what?
[12:26] Toto
    I did my best!
[12:27] Toto
    I opened up software I've
    never used in my life,
[12:30] Toto
    used a keyboard I've never used before
    in my life, and did the best that I could!
[12:35] Toto
    Like, really. Yes, I really,
    really did my best!
[12:40] Todo
    I see. And?
[12:41] Toto
    Pardon?
[12:42] Todo
    Well, you keep telling me about the process,
    but I wanted to know the results.
[12:46] Todo
    Did you finish?
[12:47] Toto
    I did not.
[12:48] Todo
    You didn't finish.
[12:49] Toto
    I did not.
[12:52] Todo
    Listen, um... This is your first day.
[12:55] Todo
    I'm sure there are things
    you aren't used to, but...
[12:56] Toto
    I messed up!
[12:58] Todo
    Uh, what?
[12:58] Toto
    I messed up! I mean, you told me
    to have it done by lunchtime,
[13:03] Toto
    so I should have finished it
    by then, no matter what.
[13:05] Toto
    That's what a job is. I'm very sorry.
[13:08] Todo
    You just made a total 180.
[13:10] Todo
    That's not what you were
    saying at first, was it?
[13:12] Todo
    You were trying another method, weren't you?
[13:13] Todo
    Oh, I see.
[13:16] Todo
    Your answers don't even make any sense.
[13:18] Todo
    Well, whatever. Could you
    give me that document back?
[13:21] Todo
    I have to send that over by 2:00 PM,
    so I'll just do it real quick.
[13:25] Toto
    Here. Thank you!
[13:26] Todo
    That was fast. Faster than I've
    ever seen you move before.
[13:30] Toto
    I'm going to lunch now.
[13:31] Todo
    So fast!
[13:36] Todo
    All right, sent. So the next project...
[13:40] Todo
    Oh, right.
[13:41] Todo
    Yowai-kun.
[13:44] Todo
    Yowai-kun, do you have a moment?
[13:48] Todo
    Huh?
[13:52] Todo
    Uh, Yowai-kun?!
[13:57] Todo
    Hey! Hey!
[13:59] Toto
    Oh, Matsuno-san. Is something wrong?
[14:02] Todo
    I could ask you the same thing!
    Why are you sleeping?!
[14:05] Toto
    I was bored.
[14:07] Todo
    Huh?
[14:07] Toto
    Well, you corrected the document for me,
    so I didn't have anything to do anymore.
SIGN    My Neighbor Totoko
SIGN    New Cosmetics Even more beautiful
[14:15] Toto
    Huh? Um, can I help you?
[14:17] Todo
    Uh, could you not wait
    for me to give you work,
[14:20] Todo
    but actually find something to do yourself?
[14:22] Todo
    You're in an office.
[14:24] Toto
    I see. But no one told me, so I couldn't.
[14:28] Todo
    What's wrong with you?!
[14:30] Toto
    Huh?
[14:30] Todo
    You've been pretty awful.
    Your superior called you, but you never came.
[14:34] Todo
    You didn't finish your work by
    the deadline. You fell asleep.
[14:36] Todo
    That's all bad.
[14:38] Toto
    I-I'm sorry...
[14:40] Todo
    I'll do what I can to help you out,
    so could you work a little harder? Okay?
[14:44] Toto
    Yes, sir.
[14:46] Toto
    I hope I can learn to do this
    work as well as you do soon.
[14:50] Todo
    Do you? Well, I'm glad to hear you say that.
[14:54] Toto
    I'll do my best, so please bear with me.
[14:58] Todo
    Yeah. I'm glad we got
    to have this real talk.
SIGN    Resignation
[15:07] Toto
    I'm quitting this job.
[15:09] Todo
    What?!
[15:11] Todo
    Why?! What happened in this
    short period of time?
[15:13] Todo
    You're kidding, right?
[15:14] Toto
    I realized I'm not cut out for this job.
[15:17] Toto
    I only get yelled at, and no
    one acknowledges my work.
[15:21] Toto
    And to be honest, you don't like me,
    do you, Matsuno-san?
[15:25] Todo
    Uh, I've never actually disliked you.
[15:28] Toto
    I'm quitting.
[15:29] Todo
    Wait, Yowai-kun! I'll be honest here!
[15:32] Todo
    We're short on people right now,
    so we'll be in a bind if you quit.
[15:36] Todo
    Could you reconsider?
    Will you consider staying with us?
[15:39] Toto
    All right. I'll keep trying for a little longer.
[15:42] Todo
    Really?!
[15:43] Toto
    Yes. I'll quit trying to run away just
    because something didn't go right.
[15:48] Toto
    I came to work at this office, after all.
[15:52] Todo
    Yeah. You get 100% for that analysis.
[15:54] Toto
    I'll show my intent with my actions,
    not just my words.
[15:56] Todo
    100% for that analysis!
[15:57] Toto
    I won't always go after the biggest goal,
[15:59] Toto
    but work as hard as I can, step by step!
[16:01] Todo
    100%!
[16:02] Toto
    And so, I look forward
    to working with you more.
[16:05] Todo
    I can believe all that, right?
[16:08] Toto
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Akatsuka Trading
SIGN    Yowai Totoko
SIGN    Unable to Connect
[16:16] Voice
    The number you have dialed
    cannot be reached.
[16:24] Voice
    The number you have dialed cannot be...
[16:26] Ichiko
    Matsuno-san, she totally bailed.
    She didn't care about this job at all.
[16:31] Jushi
    By the way, we did all this work by
    ourselves without you having to ask!
[16:37] Both
    Here you go.
[16:40] Todo
    Shut up, uggos!
[16:42] Ichi
    What? I'm shocked!
[16:44] Jyushi
    That's power harassment
    and sexual harassment!
SIGN    End
[16:45] Jyushi
    Power harassment! Sexual harassment!
SIGN    "Dubbingmatsu-san"
[16:49] Kohai
    Wow, this is the first time I've come here.
SIGN    Matsuno Sextuplets
    16:00~Mr. Osomatsu Dubbing
    B1F Recording stage
SIGN    "Person A, whom we've seen
    around the recording studio,
    but we don't know what he does"
[16:52] Kohai
    So this is where they do the recording
    for the anime, Mr. Osomatsu.
[16:55] Senpai
    Oh, so this is your first time.
SIGN    "Person B, whom we've seen
    around the recording studio,
    but we don't know what he does"
[16:59] Senpai
    Listen up.
[17:00] Senpai
    This is where they do the most empyreal
    and creative work in the anime business...
[17:04] Senpai
    no, in the world... no, in the universe.
[17:06] Senpai
    As a newbie, I'm sure you'll
    learn a thing or two here.
[17:09] Senpai
    Pay close attention.
[17:09] Kohai
    Yes, sir.
[17:17] Oso
    Good morning. Pleasure working with you.
[17:20] Kara
    Yo. Heya.
[17:24] Choro
    Good morning. Pleasure working with you.
[17:27] Ichi
    Hello and good morning!
    Pleasure working with you again!
[17:32] Jyushi
    Mornin'...
[17:34] Todo
    Pleasure.
[17:36] Kohai
    Huh? Wh-Who are those people?
[17:39] Senpai
    Those are the sextuplets.
[17:41] Kohai
    That's them?
[17:47] Kohai
    Wow, it's really them.
[17:49] Senpai
    That's so they won't get recognized.
[17:50] Senpai
    They're the absolute best,
    with 50 million fans each.
[17:54] Senpai
    If they were to be seen around town,
    they'd cause a huge panic.
[17:59] Kohai
    Wow, that's amazing.
[18:01] Senpai
    It is.
[18:03] Kohai
    By the way, what are those things they have?
[18:05] Senpai
    Those are humidifiers.
[18:06] Kohai
    Humidifiers?
[18:07] Senpai
    Voice professionals take every
    measure to care for their throats.
[18:10] Senpai
    They live their lives with their
    humidifiers in hand at any given moment.
[18:15] Senpai
    They even have spare
    throats prepared for them.
[18:17] Kohai
    Spare throats? They're so well prepared!
[18:19] Senpai
    Indeed.
[18:20] Kara
    Nice summer!
[18:22] Kara
    800 summer! Great summer!
[18:24] Kara
    This isn't enough. This isn't enough
    summer to rid schools of bullying!
[18:28] Kohai
    What's he doing?
[18:28] Kara
    Nice summer!
[18:30] Kara
    800 summer! Great summer!
[18:30] Senpai
    Final adjustments. Even if everyone
    else is satisfied with their work,
[18:33] Senpai
    they keep practicing until
    they're personally satisfied.
[18:36] Senpai
    They make 800 million a year,
    but they never slack off at work.
[18:38] Senpai
    They are true professionals.
[18:39] Jyushi
    Bobobo... boeh! Boeba!
[18:43] Jyushi
    Something's not right.
[18:45] Jyushi
    I'm just acting out this
    simple boeba right now...
[18:48] Jyushi
    But I have to create a boeba
    that will move the masses.
[18:52] Jyushi
    Boeba!
[18:52] Kohai
    Amazing...
[18:56] Todo
    Scrubbing my ass with scallops.
    Scrubbing my ass with scallops.
[19:00] Todo
    Scrubbing... ugh! That's not it!
[19:02] Todo
    It's totally wrong, you idiot!
[19:03] Todo
    What did I go study abroad for?
[19:05] Todo
    I can't scrub my ass with scallops properly!
[19:07] Todo
    I'm pathetic!
[19:10] Choro
    Huh. That'll set your ass hair on fire.
[19:13] Choro
    Set your ass hair on...
[19:13] Choro
    No, no. This doesn't feel like
    any ass hair will burn at all.
[19:18] Choro
    Hey, someone! Set my ass hair on fire for me!
[19:21] Oso
    Lucky me! I can see your panties!
[19:23] Oso
    I can see your panties!
[19:24] Oso
    Ugh, this is no good. Hey, someone!
[19:25] Oso
    Show me your panties!
[19:27] Kohai
    W-Wow... They go to such lengths
    to get into character.
[19:31] Senpai
    Since the sextuplets that appear
    in the anime are all virgins,
[19:34] Senpai
    the six that actually voice
    them have also been castrated.
[19:37] Kohai
    Castrated?!
[19:38] Kohai
    They'd go that far? That's amazing!
[19:40] Senpai
    It is.
[19:41] Direct
    Hello, sextuplets. Let's get started.
[19:46] Kohai
    Huh? Once the director said they're
    starting, they all started stripping.
[19:51] Senpai
    Do you know the most
    important rule of dubbing?
[19:53] Kohai
    Rule?
[19:53] Senpai
    When you're in the studio, you can't be
    in there with anything that'll make noise.
[19:58] Senpai
    For example, fancy earrings or necklaces.
[20:00] Senpai
    Any noise, including noise from
    turning the pages of the script,
[20:03] Senpai
    will interrupt the session.
[20:04] Kohai
    I see.
[20:05] Senpai
    But if those are the only precautions
    they're taking, they still have a lot to learn.
[20:08] Senpai
    If you want to know what the
    true professionals do...
[20:12] Senpai
    They get completely naked.
[20:18] Oso
    All right! Dubbing, all right!
[20:23] Oso
    Haven't fondled any boobies,
    come on now, Sunday!
[20:44] Direct
    All right, let's start recording.
[20:47] Kohai
    Wait, what was that?
[20:49] Senpai
    That happens with every project.
[20:51] Kohai
    I had no idea.
[20:53] Direct
    Okay, go ahead.
[21:03] Kohai
    Huh? Hey, wait a sec!
[21:04] Kohai
    Those lines aren't in the script!
[21:06] Senpai
    Only newbies would read the lines
    that are actually in the script.
SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu
[21:10] Senpai
    When you're at their level,
    you change all of the lines in the script,
[21:14] Senpai
    rearrange them,
[21:14] Senpai
    make them your own, and come up
    with a completely different story.
[21:17] Kohai
    Wow...
[21:18] Oso
    Okay, we're good.
[21:19] Kohai
    Wait, did he just call the take himself?
[21:22] Choro
    This one's good.
[21:24] Todo
    Thank you.
[21:26] Senpai
    They've never had to do any retakes.
[21:28] Kohai
    Amazing.
[21:30] Direct
    All right. That's it for today.
[21:32] Kohai
    They seem to be done...
[21:40] Kohai
    Wow, that's amazing!
[21:44] Kohai
    Whoa! Amazing!
[21:45] Kohai
    What?!
[21:53] Kohai
    Amazing!
[21:56] Staff
    Great job, everyone.
[21:56] Some
    Thank you very much.
[22:00] Kohai
    Man, who would've thought such professionals
[22:02] Kohai
    were behind those
    shitty episodes that air on TV?
[22:05] Senpai
    Makes you respect them even more.
SIGN    End
[22:07] Kohai
    Yeah.
SIGN    Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
[23:40] Ichi
    It's cold. Wish I had some
    oden from Chibita's place.
[23:43] Ichi
    I don't have any money, though.
[23:45] Ichi
    Food stalls are cold. I wonder
    if he'll ever have an actual shop.
SIGN    "Chibita's Revenge"
[23:49] Ichi
    I don't have any money, though.
[23:50] Ichi
    I do intend to pay you.