E15 - Interview / The Life of Chibita's Flower

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[00:01] Guy
    Pardon me! Thank you for seeing me!
SIGN    Job Interview
SIGN    "Interview"
[01:49] Guy
    Th-Thank you very much.
[01:55] Choro
    Honestly, they're all the same.
[01:57] Chor O
    Nothing interesting about them at all.
[01:59] Choro
    They all look exactly the same.
[02:01] Choro
    Now, then... I have half of the
    candidates left. Let's get this over with.
[02:04] Choro
    Next, please.
[02:09] Choro
    Next person, please?
[02:10] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:12] Choro
    Hm?
[02:13] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:15] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:17] Choro
    Hm?
[02:21] Choro
    Huh? Um, hello?
[02:22] Choro
    Please come in.
[02:26] Choro
    Um...
[02:26] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:28] Choro
    Yes...
[02:29] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:30] Choro
    Yes, yes.
[02:31] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:32] Choro
    Yes, indeed.
[02:35] Choro
    Um, please come into the room.
[02:37] Choro
    Why?! Hey! Come into the room!
[02:39] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:41] Jyu
    Oh, pardon me!
[02:42] Jyu
    Oh, my, pardon me! Now then, pardon me!
[02:46] Choro
    Uh...
[02:47] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:48] Choro
    Yes...
[02:49] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:50] Choro
    Yeah, about that...
[02:51] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[02:53] Choro
    Um... Matsuno Jyushimatsu-san?
[02:55] Jyu
    Yes! I'm Jyushimatsu!
[03:00] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san.
[03:01] Jyu
    Yes.
[03:02] Choro
    Please get your butt away from my face.
[03:04] Jyu
    'Kay!
[03:04] Choro
    Oh, you actually stopped when I asked.
[03:07] Choro
    I should have asked sooner.
[03:08] Choro
    Please, have a seat.
[03:09] Jyu
    Pardon me.
[03:10] Choro
    You shouldn't sit on the desk.
[03:12] Choro
    Please have a seat over there.
[03:14] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[03:15] Choro
    Er, in the seat.
[03:16] Jyu
    Pardon me!
[03:17] Choro
    You actually do what I ask...
[03:20] Choro
    Now then, once again,
[03:22] Choro
    Matsuno Jyushimatsu-san...
[03:24] Jyu
    Yes! I'm Jyushimatsu!
[03:25] Choro
    First of all,
[03:27] Choro
    let's not make weird faces.
[03:29] Jyu
    'Kay!
[03:29] Choro
    Stop.
[03:30] Jyu
    'Kay.
[03:31] Choro
    Seriously, stop.
[03:31] Jyu
    'Kay, 'kay.
[03:33] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san.
[03:37] Choro
    Jyushi... Jyushimatsu-san?
[03:39] Choro
    Hey, don't go off somewhere!
[03:40] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san, come back!
[03:45] Choro
    Now then... Please tell me
    what motivated you to apply.
[03:48] Jyu
    What? Palpitated?!
[03:50] Choro
    No, not palpitated.
[03:52] Jyu
    Bweh!
[03:53] Choro
    Not "Bweh!" This is an
    interview, Jyushimatsu-san.
[03:59] Choro
    I just asked you not to go off somewhere,
    Jyushimatsu-san! Come back!
[04:02] Jyu
    Bweh!
[04:03] Choro
    Not "Bweh!"
[04:05] Jyu
    'Kay.
[04:05] Choro
    Let's not make weird faces.
[04:07] Jyu
    'Kay.
[04:07] Choro
    Can we stop?
[04:09] Jyu
    'Kay.
[04:11] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san, is there anything
    you want to do at our company?
[04:17] Choro
    Please stop, Jyushimatsu-san.
[04:18] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san. Jyushimatsu-san!
[04:21] Choro
    Don't go off somewhere while
    biting my head, Jyushimatsu-san!
[04:24] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san, come back!
SIGN    Matsuno Jyushimatsu
[04:26] Choro
    Um, Jyushimatsu-san.
[04:28] Jyu
    Yes.
[04:29] Choro
    Try to show some restraint.
[04:30] Jyu
    'Kay.
[04:30] Choro
    This is an interview.
[04:32] Jyu
    Yes, it is.
[04:33] Choro
    Can you promise me you won't do that again?
[04:35] Jyu
    I promise.
[04:36] Choro
    Very good. Let us start the interview.
[04:40] Choro
    Um, Jyushimatsu-san.
[04:41] Jyu
    Bweh!
[04:42] Choro
    Not "Bweh!"
SIGN    Baseball!!!
[04:44] Choro
    Oh, I see that you're skilled in baseball.
[04:46] Jyu
    Yeah! I love baseball!
[04:48] Choro
    I see. Did you play when you were a student?
[04:52] Choro
    What's the matter, Jyushimatsu-san?
    Why are you stripping?
SIGN    Matsu
[04:55] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san? Jyushimatsu-san?
[04:58] Choro
    Someone just came in, Jyushimatsu-san.
[05:00] Choro
    Who the hell is that, Jyushimatsu-san?
[05:03] Choro
    You're kidding, right, Jyushimatsu-san?!
SIGN    Interview
[05:06] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san! This is an interview!
[05:08] Choro
    That's dangerous, Jyushimatsu-san!
[05:09] Choro
    Seriously, who is that, Jyushimatsu-san?!
[05:10] Ichi
    Nice.
[05:11] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san?! Jyushima—
[05:14] Choro
    Jyushimatsu... Jyushi—
    Hey... Jyushi— Hey...
[05:18] Choro
    Could you please stop batting this instant?!
[05:21] Jyu
    'Kay!
[05:22] Choro
    You actually stop if I ask!
[05:25] Ichi
    He's a really great guy.
[05:32] Jyu
    As you can see, I love baseball.
[05:36] Choro
    Jyushimatsu-san.
[05:38] Choro
    I hate to say this, considering the
    interview hasn't even started yet, but...
[05:45] Choro
    Please let me take a break.
[05:47] Jyu
    'Kay.
SIGN    President's Office
[05:53] Oso
    What's wrong?
[05:54] Choro
    I can't get mad! I can't find
    the right timing to get mad!
[05:58] Oso
    Huh?
[05:58] Choro
    If it were some guy who wasn't
    taking the job seriously,
[06:01] Choro
    or spewing self-enlightenment
    crap, I could get mad.
[06:03] Choro
    But his actions are so unpredictable
    that I miss my chance to get angry.
[06:08] Choro
    I mean, he put his ass in my face.
    He was biting my head!
[06:11] Choro
    He was batting! How the hell do I get mad?
[06:13] Choro
    Somehow, there isn't much reason to get mad!
[06:16] Oso
    What are you talking about?
[06:17] Oso
    There are plenty of reasons to get mad.
[06:19] Choro
    Then you do it! You'll find it hard to get mad!
[06:22] Kara
    He's a genius. Let's hire him immediately.
[06:24] Todo
    Yes, he sounds wonderful.
[06:25] Oso
    Hey, you don't actually
    plan on hiring him, do you?
[06:28] Choro
    Of course not, you idiot! If we
    hire him, our company is done for!
[06:31] Oso
    What are you going to do?
[06:36] Choro
    C-Could you go be the interviewer for me?
[06:39] Oso
    Guess I don't have a choice.
    I'll whip him into shape.
[06:44] Choro
    Don't let your guard down.
    Make sure you get mad at him.
[06:46] Oso
    I know that.
[06:47] Choro
    Don't get sucked into his pace.
[06:50] Oso
    Yeah.
[06:52] Oso
    All right, Jyushimatsu-san.
    Let's continue the interview...
[07:01] Oso
    How the hell am I supposed to get mad at that?!
[07:03] Choro
    See?! We didn't learn how to handle that, right?
[07:05] Kara
    He's a genius. Let's hire him.
[07:08] Todo
    I'm getting wet.
[07:10] Choro
    What should we do?
[07:12] Jyu
    What're you gonna do?
[07:14] Oso
    Jyushimatsu-san!
[07:15] Jyu
    Are you going to hire me, or not?
[07:20] Choro
    J-Jyushimatsu-san, which
    do you think would be best?
[07:26] Jyu
    You probably shouldn't hire me.
[07:34] Ichi
    You sure you don't want to hire him?
[07:36] Ichi
    You won't see him again.
[07:39] Ichi
    That's a bit of a shame, isn't it?
[07:44] Choro
    Er...
[07:46] Both
    Who the hell are you?
SIGN    Girlymatsu-san
[07:50] All
    Girlymatsu-san!
[07:55] Jyu
    What the heck? It's freezing.
[07:57] Coro
    There's nothing here.
[07:58] Ichi
    It's like, the boonies.
[07:59] Kara
    Hey, aren't you guys hungry?
[08:01] Todo
    I have some snacks. Pistachio macarons.
[08:04] Kra
    What? Sweets?
[08:04] Oso
    Hey! Hurry up, everyone!
[08:06] Oso
    The bus for the inn leaves at 26 after.
[08:08] Kara
    Hey, I'm hungry.
[08:10] Choro
    Why are we running?
[08:11] Ichi
    It's cold.
[08:11] Jyu
    I wanted to see the gift shop.
[08:12] Oso
    We can do that later!
SIGN    Kodakara Hot Springs
[08:15] Choro
    Aw, man.
[08:15] Kara
    This sucks.
[08:16] Oso
    Why?! Why can't you guys run properly?
[08:18] Jyu
    Aw, but I did.
[08:20] Ichi
    Hey, why don't we get a taxi?
[08:22] Oso
    No. It's only 980 yen for the bus,
[08:24] Oso
    but a taxi would be around 5,000 yen.
[08:26] Ichi
    Well, we're on vacation,
    so that should be fine.
[08:28] Ichi
    You miser.
[08:28] Oso
    Miser?!
[08:29] Kara
    Hey, the bus left, so we need to
    figure out what we're going to do.
[08:33] Jyu
    What should we do?
[08:34] Jyu
    It'd probably be tough to walk
    around with all of our luggage.
[08:36] Choro
    Osoko, where's the inn?
[08:38] Oso
    I emailed you. Didn't you read it?
[08:40] Choro
    Sorry. I just figured you'd remember.
[08:43] Choro
    Teehee.
[08:44] Oso
    One sec. I'll look at the memo...
[08:46] Jyu
    What? You don't remember either, Osoko?
[08:48] Oso
    "Either"? What's that supposed to mean?
[08:50] Oso
    I'm totally different from Choroko!
[08:52] Jyu
    Well, you don't remember, do you?
[08:54] Kra
    Everyone, don't be so testy.
[08:55] Kara
    I bet it's because you're all hungry.
[08:57] Kara
    Let's go eat somewhere by the station.
[08:58] Choro
    What should we do?
    We'd sort of be heading back.
[09:00] Jyu
    Aw, I'm fine with whatever.
[09:02] Kara
    Then let's go! You guys are hungry, right?!
[09:05] Oso
    Hey, you need to think about this, too, Todoko.
[09:07] Oso
    Stop taking weird pictures.
[09:09] Choro
    W-Weird pictures...
[09:11] Jyu
    I was wondering about that, too.
[09:12] Oso
    Hey, Todoko?! You're not
    supposed to go off on your own!
SIGN    Kodakara Hot Springs
[09:15] Oso
    Todoko!
[09:19] Oso
    Hey, cheer up. We're on vacation.
[09:22] Oso
    Oh, apparently there's a sex museum nearby.
    Wanna go? You might be able to take pictures.
[09:26] Todo
    Not interested.
[09:27] Oso
    What? Why would you say that?
[09:29] Todo
    I'm not interested at all.
[09:31] Todo
    Why don't the five of you go?
[09:32] Oso
    But...
[09:33] Ichi
    That's fine. She says she doesn't want
    to go, so let's just leave her alone.
[09:36] Todo
    Yeah, just leave me alone.
[09:38] Oso
    Why do you two have to say it like that?
[09:40] Choro
    You guys are scary.
[09:42] Jyu
    So scary...
[09:42] Oso
    What is it with you guys, at a time like this?
[09:44] Todo
    I'm going to go do my own thing. Bye.
[09:47] Jyu
    Wait, what? Lame.
[09:48] Ichi
    I'm going, too.
[09:50] Choro
    You too? Why?
[09:51] Ichi
    It's cold, and I don't want
    to skimp out on my vacation.
[09:54] Ichi
    We can just meet at the inn, right?
[09:56] Kara
    What do you want to do?
    Go to the sex museum?
[09:58] Jyu
    Huh? I'm okay with either.
[10:00] Choro
    Same. I don't care if we go in or not.
[10:03] Kara
    Hey, Osoko. Decide for us.
[10:05] Jyu
    Yeah, decide for us.
[10:07] Choro
    We don't care what we do.
[10:08] Kara
    But I'm hungry.
[10:09] Jyu
    Hurry!
[10:10] Oso
    That's enough!
[10:12] Oso
    Every single time, it's up to me to decide!
[10:15] Oso
    Why? And then all of you complain later!
[10:17] Oso
    I'm never going on vacation
    with you guys again!
[10:19] Oso
    Never!
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[10:26] Todo
    Here are my pictures from the other day.
[10:31] Kara
    Awesome! They're so cute!
[10:33] Kara
    Wanna go somewhere
    on our next long weekend?
[10:34] Oso
    Yeah, totally!
[10:35] Ichi
    I'm free.
[10:37] Choro
    Where should we go?
[10:38] Jyu
    Sounds good!
SIGN    "The Life of Chibita's Flower"
[10:46] Chibi
    The hell?!
[10:47] Chibi
    This is no good at all.
[10:49] Chibi
    I have to make more adjustments...
SIGN    Hybrid Oden
[10:52] Chibi
    I'm gonna go all-out, you idjits.
[10:58] Cibi
    The hell?!
[11:00] Chiibi
    The hell?! The hell?! The hell?!
[11:01] Chibi
    The hell?! You idjit! Damn it!
SIGN    Red Wine
[11:04] Chibi
    I'll put in a secret ingredient.
[11:06] Chibi
    Hmm... That's iffy!
    This will never be the best!
[11:10] Chibi
    If my oden isn't the best in Japan...
[11:11] Chibi
    No, the best in the galaxy, there's no point!
SIGN    Oden
[11:18] Girl
    That's so good!
[11:19] Guy
    Right? Convenience stores are no joke.
[11:21] Girl
    I know!
[11:22] Chibi
    That ain't oden.
[11:23] Chibi
    Oden takes a lot more heart...
[11:28] Chibi
    This isn't even oden!
[11:30] Chibi
    Damn it... Just you wait!
[11:34] Oso
    Chibita, we're here to eat!
[11:36] Chibi
    Welcome...
[11:38] Todo
    Wh-What's wrong? Your eyes are all messed up.
[11:40] Choro
    I think you're thinking too much about oden.
[11:42] Choo
    You've got oden growing out of your head.
[11:47] Oso
    That's no good. You should
    take a day off once in a while.
[11:49] Chibi
    Shut up, you idjit.
[11:51] Chibi
    I'm gonna make the best oden in the world.
[11:53] Chibi
    I'm not a NEET like you guys.
[11:55] Oso
    Well, I'm going to be the
    best NEET in the world, so...
[11:58] Choro
    What are you talking about?
[11:59] Todo
    More importantly, oden! Hurry!
[12:00] Oso
    O-de-n! O-de-n!
[12:02] Chibi
    All right, you idjits. Comin' right up.
[12:05] Chibi
    You better be thankful. This is the
    ultimate oden that I just created.
[12:10] Oso
    The ultimate oden?
[12:11] Chibi
    This is it, you idjits!
[12:18] Oso
    Huh?
[12:19] Chibi
    The ultimate oden.
[12:21] Chibi
    It exists within all of our hearts.
[12:26] Kara
    I see...
[12:27] Todo
    "I see," my ass!
[12:28] Todo
    This isn't good, Chibita. You're sick.
[12:30] Ichi
    Not good.
[12:30] Choro
    Yeah, not good.
[12:31] Oso
    Not good. Right, Jyushimatsu?
[12:33] Jyu
    Not good! Even I can tell!
[12:35] Six
    Not good, not good, not good...
[12:35] Six
    Seriously not good. What the hell?
[12:37] Chibi
    Shut up, you idjits! If you're gonna complain, leave!
[12:41] Oso
    Hey, we didn't get to eat.
[12:42] Todo
    He never would listen to anyone.
    He's always been so stubborn.
[12:49] Chibi
    Leave me alone, you idjits.
[12:50] Chibi
    I don't care what you guys say.
    I'm going to make the best oden,
[12:54] Chibi
    no matter what.
[13:00] Chibi
    You dumb thing. You shouldn't be
    growing in a place like this.
[13:05] Chibi
    But I guess I'm just like you...
[13:09] Chibi
    Always alone.
[13:14] Chibi
    Well, see ya.
[13:22] Chibi
    It's no use!
[13:23] Chibi
    Taste better, you idjit! Come on!
[13:25] Chibi
    Taste better! Damn it...
[13:28] Flowe
    Hi.
[13:31] Chibi
    Sorry, miss. I don't have anything
    I consider fit to serve today.
[13:36] Girl
    You really do only think about oden.
[13:39] Chibi
    Wh-Who are you?
[13:41] Girl
    You're Chibita-san, right?
[13:43] Chibi
    Why do you know my name?
[13:45] Girl
    May I sit down?
[13:46] Chibi
    Hey, I told you, today's oden...
[13:48] Hana
    No, I don't want any oden.
[13:51] Girl
    Chibita-san, will you go on a date with me?
[13:55] Chibi
    D-Date?
[13:57] Girl
    Yes.
[13:59] Chibi
    I don't know who the hell you are,
    but badger games aren't good.
[14:03] Girl
    Who you callin' a badger game, you idjit?
[14:07] Chibi
    You're not?
SIGN    Hybrid Oden
    Cards Accepted
[14:09] Girl
    It's a sincere request for a date.
[14:11] Chibi
    Why?
[14:13] Girl
    Because I want to go on a date with you.
[14:14] Chibi
    But why?
[14:16] Girl
    Because I like you, Chibita-san.
[14:18] Chibi
    Yeah, but why would you like...
[14:21] Chibi
    What?!
[14:24] Chibi
    Ow...
[14:25] Girl
    You okay?
[14:27] Chibi
    The hell?! Don't screw with me, damn it!
[14:29] Girl
    I'm not! Don't you want
    to go on a date with me?
[14:31] Chibi
    Er, well...
[14:33] Girl
    Could it be you already have a girlfriend?
[14:38] Chibi
    My only girlfriend is oden, you idjit.
[14:40] Girl
    You totally just said oden was
    your girlfriend! Holy crap!
[14:42] Chibi
    More importantly, who the hell are you?
[14:44] Chibi
    Comin' outta nowhere, saying you like
    me and want to date me, and stuff!
[14:48] Girl
    Sorry about that.
[14:50] Girl
    I'm the flower fairy.
[14:52] Chibi
    Flower...?
[14:53] Girl
    Flower Fairy.
[14:54] Girl
    You saved me yesterday, remember?
[14:57] Girl
    I wanted to thank you, so I wished really
    hard and, somehow, I ended up like this.
[15:03] Chibi
    Are you okay? Like hell that'd happen.
[15:03] Girl
    It's a total miracle!
[15:06] Girl
    Right? It's so weird!
[15:08] Chibi
    Anyway, I'm busy, so...
[15:10] Girl
    Chibita-san!
[15:10] Chibi
    Y-Yes?
[15:12] Girl
    Just thinking about oden all the time
    won't help you make good oden.
[15:15] Chibi
    What? What do you know?
[15:17] Girl
    I don't know about oden, but
    I know about you, Chibita-san.
[15:21] Chibi
    Why?
[15:23] Girl
    Because I like you.
[15:28] Girl
    Now, let's go on a date.
[15:29] Chibi
    I'm not going.
[15:30] Girl
    Come take a break!
[15:31] Chibi
    I don't need one.
SIGN    Traffic Safety Week
SIGN    Wanted
SIGN    Deaths Accidents
[15:34] Kara
    Where can I find a flower that's
    about to wilt around here?
[15:37] Guy
    What are you talking about?
    You're under arrest.
[15:42] Kara
    Ah!
[15:42] Kara
    There it is!
[15:45] Kara
    What's the matter, my flower?
    You don't look well.
[15:48] Kara
    Want a drink?
[15:51] Kara
    No need to thank me. But I'll
    give you my address, just in case.
[15:56] Kara
    It's in Akatsuka Ward, Tokyo...
[15:58] Girl
    Come on, hurry up!
[16:00] Chibi
    Hey! I don't have time for this...
[16:02] Chibi
    We're so high up! All the people
    and buildings look so small.
[16:05] Girl
    Right?
[16:07] Chibi
    It's just like oden. One thing
    can't stand out more than another.
[16:11] Girl
    Jeez. Oden again?
[16:14] Chibi
    What is this?!
[16:15] Girl
    Right?
[16:16] Chibi
    Oden needs surprises, too.
[16:18] Girl
    Jeez!
[16:20] Chibi
    Oh! Maybe I'll put this in oden
    instead of shirataki noodles.
[16:22] Hana
    Forget the oden, already.
[16:24] Chibi
    What? But oden is my everything.
[16:28] Girl
    So if we took oden from you,
    there'd be nothing left of you?
[16:31] Chibi
    S-Sorry to disappoint.
[16:35] Girl
    Well, think about it. If someone
    who only knew about oden made oden,
[16:39] Girl
    that'd just be reproduction
    on a regressive scale.
[16:41] Girl
    New ideas and visions always
    come from an another dimension.
[16:44] Chibi
    A-Another what?
[16:47] Girl
    Anyway, try to look at other things.
[16:51] Chibi
    Other things?
[16:56] Chibi
    Oh, it's sunny today.
[16:59] Girl
    Huh?
[17:00] Chibi
    Well, I've only been looking
    at a pot all night long...
[17:07] Oso
    But seriously, gentlemen,
    we don't wanna work, do we?
[17:11] Choro
    There's trouble!
[17:12] Choro
    K-Karamatsu-niisan is...
[17:14] Dobu
    Hey, Kara-chun.
[17:16] Kara
    What's the matter, my flower?
[17:18] Dobu
    What were you doing yesterday, Kara-chun?
[17:20] Kara
    I was at home.
[17:22] Dobu
    Really? You sure you weren't
    with some other girl?
[17:25] Dobu
    If you did something like that, I'd die!
[17:29] Kara
    I wouldn't.
[17:30] Dobu
    Then what were you doing this morning?
[17:32] Kara
    Sleeping.
[17:33] Dobu
    What?! With another woman?!
[17:35] Kara
    No—
[17:36] Dobu
    I'm gonna die! But before that,
    I'm going to kill you, Kara-chun!
[17:39] Kara
    Wai—
[17:39] Oso
    Yeah, she's super ugly on the inside, too.
[17:41] Ichi
    Looks like it, yup.
[17:44] Girl
    You look wonderful, Chibita-san.
[17:46] Chibi
    R-Really?
[17:48] Girl
    Like it?
[17:48] Chibi
    Y-Yeah, it's good.
[17:56] Girl
    Isn't this fun, Chibita-san?
[17:57] Chibi
    It's super fun! Yay!
[18:02] Dobu
    Hey, Karamatsu. Ice cream.
[18:04] Dobu
    Huh? What is this?
[18:06] Dobu
    If it's not Baagen Dazs, I'm going to die.
[18:08] Dobu
    You're okay with that?
[18:09] Kara
    I'll go buy it!
[18:11] Oso
    Hold it!
[18:13] Todo
    Karamatsu-niisan, don't.
[18:16] Todo
    I don't want to say this, but...
[18:19] Todo
    She's insanely ugly inside and out!
[18:23] Kara
    But if I'm not there for her...
[18:25] Kara
    She gets lonely. I have to be by her side.
[18:27] Todo
    Huh?
[18:29] Ichi
    Yup. He's gone.
[18:30] Dobu
    Kara-chun, if I don't eat Baagen Dazs
    in the next hour, I'm gonna die!
[18:36] Kara
    Seriously?!
[18:38] Todo
    Are you serious?
[18:46] Chibi
    Hey.
[18:49] Chibi
    You've been hanging out with me
    this whole time. Is that okay?
[18:52] Girl
    Yes. As long as I get to be with you,
    Chibita-san, I'm having fun.
[18:57] Girl
    Are you having fun?
[19:00] Chibi
    Y-Yeah...
[19:01] Girl
    Good.
[19:06] Chibi
    Hey, what's wrong?
[19:08] Girl
    Looks like I'm just about done for.
[19:10] Chibi
    What?
[19:12] Girl
    But it's okay.
[19:15] Girl
    The only reason I have this life
    is because of you, Chibita-san.
[19:18] Chibi
    What are you...
[19:22] Chibi
    H-Hey!
[19:25] Girl
    Keep on making delicious oden...
[19:29] Girl
    And in the same way you
    saved me, make others happy.
[19:34] Chibi
    What the heck are you talking about, you idjit?!
[19:37] Chibi
    If I'm with you, I don't care about oden!
[19:43] Girl
    Yay... I won against oden.
[19:48] Girl
    But you can't say that.
[19:49] Girl
    Because you're going to make
    the best oden in the galaxy.
[19:55] Girl
    But if you're able to make it
    someday, just remember me.
[20:05] Chibi
    Wh-What is this?
[20:08] Chibi
    What the hell is going on?
[20:11] Girl
    Do your best, you idjit.
[20:17] Chibi
    Hey! Hey!
[20:31] Chibi
    Wh-What she said
[20:34] Chibi
    was true.
[20:36] Chibi
    And yet... Why did I...
[20:50] Chibi
    That won't be enough to make you better, huh?
[21:26] Oso
    Hey.
[21:28] Oso
    What did you do on all those days you took off?
[21:31] Jyu
    This is great!
[21:33] Todo
    Huh?
[21:34] Choro
    But isn't it...
[21:36] Ichi
    ...a bit...
[21:38] Oso
    ...salty?
[21:39] Oso
    Hey, Chibita. I think you've lost
    your touch since you've been away.
[21:45] Chibi
    Oh, yeah?
[21:50] Chibi
    That might be true.
[21:58] Priest
    Do you, Karamatsu, swear to love and...
[22:01] Dobu
    He swears! If he doesn't, I'll die!
[22:03] Priest
    Then you may kiss the bride.
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Next Time on Osomatsu-san
[23:41] Oso
    What? The preview?
[23:43] Oso
    There's a new pachinko
    place opening tomorrow,
[23:45] Oso
    so let's forget about that and just go to bed.
SIGN    "The Ichimatsu Incident" And Others
[23:47] Oso
    Man, waking up at 9 AM is so hard.