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E1 - Mr. Osomatsu Returns

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SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu Returns
[00:05] Nar
    Mr. Osomatsu returns!
[00:10] Osomatsu**
    It's an emergency!
[00:13] Osomatsu
    It's an emergency, I tell you!
[00:14] Osomatsu
    Karamatsu!
[00:15] Karamatsu
    Huh?
[00:16] Osomatsu
    Choromatsu!
[00:16] Choromatsu
    Hm?
[00:17] Osomatsu
    Ichimatsu!
[00:18] Ichimatsu
    Huh?
[00:18] Osomatsu
    Jyushimatsu!
[00:20] Jyushimatsu
    Huh?
[00:20] Osomatsu
    Todomatsu!
[00:21] Todomatsu
    Hm?
[00:22] Five
    What's the matter, Osomatsu-niisan?
[00:25] Osomatsu
    It's an emergency!
[00:26] Osomatsu
    Our anime that ended in March last year
[00:30] Osomatsu
    is starting up again today!
[00:31] Five
    What?!
[00:33] Karamatsu
    Is that really true, Osomatsu-niisan?!
[00:35] Osomatsu
    It is! Actually, it's already started!
[00:37] All
    Huh?
[00:40] Karamatsu
    He's right! We're on TV again!
[00:44] Todomatsu
    It's a miracle!
[00:45] Four
    Yay!
[00:47] Choromatsu
    I'm worried...
[00:48] Osomatsu
    What's the matter, Choromatsu?
[00:50] Choromatsu
    Well, our anime aired two years ago.
[00:54] Choromatsu
    I wonder if anyone even remembers us now.
[00:56] Choromatsu
    Did people actually wait for us?
[00:59] Osomatsu
    It'll be fine!
[01:00] Four
    Don't worry about it!
[01:02] Osomatsu
    If you're that worried, want to use this TV
    to see what our future selves are like?
[01:07] Choromatsu
    What? We can actually do that?
[01:09] Jyushimatsu
    Yeah! I wanna see!
[01:10] Todomatsu
    I can't wait to see what
    we're like as adults!
[01:13] Karamatsu
    It's so exciting!
[01:14] Osomatsu
    All right, guys, group up!
[01:17] Osomatsu
    All right, here we go. You guys ready?
[01:19] All
    Yeah!
[01:20] Osomatsu
    There! Our anime returns!
[01:24] All
    Returns!
[01:29] Nar
    Mr. Osomatsu, the TV anime.*
[01:32] Nar*
    It temporarily finished
    broadcasting in March, 2016,
[01:35] Nar
    having created a slight buzz
    and become slightly popular.
[01:39] Nar
    Now, a year and six months have passed.
[01:43] Chibita
    The hell... It's been so long.
[01:46] Chibita
    What've you been up to?
[01:49] Iyami
    What else?
[01:51] Iyami
    Me was vacationing in France.
[01:55] Chibita
    Huh... I see.
[01:57] Iyami
    Me is not a commoner like you.
[01:59] Chibita
    Really.
[02:00] Iyami
    You don't believe me, do you?!
[02:02] Iyami
    Here's the proof! Look, Trump Tower.
[02:05] Chibita
    That's not even France!
[02:07] Chibita
    Come to think of it, what are those idiots up to?
    Why don't we stop by their place?
[02:12] Iyami
    Knowing those idiots,
    me is sure nothing has changed.
SIGN    Matsuno Monthly Parking
[02:16] Iyami
    They're probably just lazing around with
    nothing to do and living meaningless lives—
[02:20] Iyami
    What?
[02:22] Chibita
    What?! What is this?!
[02:25] Chibita
    Is their house a lot bigger than it used to be?
[02:28] Chibita
    Has it been completely remodeled?!
[02:29] Iyami
    Seriously?!
[02:30] Chibita
    Look! Their front door has
    an automatic lock on it!
SIGN    Matsu
[02:33] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[02:34] Chibita
    Their house is solar-powered, you idjit!
[02:36] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    Please Use Freely
[02:37] Chibita
    They even have Wi-fi!
[02:38] Iyami
    Sh-Sh-Sh-Sheeeh...
[02:40] Chibita
    Wh-What's going on with these changes?
[02:42] Chibita
    When the hell did they
    become this rich, you idjit?!
[02:45] Iyami
    Chibita, this must be it!
SIGN    66 Hour TV
[02:48] Chibita
    Huh? Wha...?
SIGN    Talk Show
SIGN    Special Guests: Matsuyo, Matuzou
[02:50] Chibita
    What the heck's going on?!
[02:51] Iyami
    Look over there, too!
[02:54] Chibita
    Could those people be their fans?
    Are they here to see them?
[02:57] Chibita
    The heck's going on?
    What in the world happened?
[03:00] Chibita
    This almost makes it seem like
    they're actually popular!
[03:03] Chibita
    What the hell's going on in this world?!
[03:05] Chibita
    Get a grip, world! Seriously, what the hell?!
[03:08] Chibita
    You idjits! Damn it!
[03:09] Iyami
    Wake up! We're talking about NEETs here!
[03:12] Chibita
    They're virgins!
[03:13] Iyami
    They're scum!
[03:13] Chibita
    Trash!
[03:14] Iyami
    Filth!
[03:14] Chibita
    Shi—
[03:19] Chibita
    I-It's no use... Their eyes
    are completely soulless.
[03:23] ---
    Sheeeh...
[03:24] Old
    What've we got here?
[03:26] Old
    What, you guys wanna go see them
    honorable Matsuno sextuplets?
[03:30] Iyami
    H-Honorable sextuplets?!
[03:32] Old
    Them honorable sextuplets
    got their one hit.
[03:35] Old
    Because they got their one hit,
    they were granted half-assed wealth and fame.
[03:40] Old
    Because of that, they're living the good
    life in an awfully half-assed way.
[03:43] Old
    Wanna go see them?
[03:55] Old
    Hey, whatcha doin'? Hurry it up.
[03:59] Old
    The honorable sextuplets are in
    the middle of their meet and greet.
[04:02] Old
    Make sure you don't get in their way.
[04:03] Iyami
    Meet and greet?
[04:07] Old
    Well, see ya.
[04:12] Chibita
    H-Hey, Osomatsu? Karamatsu?
[04:15] Chibita
    You here? Hey!
[04:18] Iyami
    Th-That's...
[04:19] Chibita
    Huh? The hell is that?!
[04:33] Osomatsu
    Hi. Here ya go.
[04:35] Osomatsu
    Yup. There.
SIGN    1 Handshake 200 yen
[04:37] Both
    Sheeeh!
[04:43] Karamatsu
    Yeah.
[04:44] Karamatsu
    There ya go. Yeah.
SIGN    1 Handshake 200 yen
[04:51] Choromatsu
    Yes, I see.
[04:52] Choromatsu
    Yes, indeed. Yup.
SIGN    1 Handshake 200 yen
[05:01] ---
    Keep your filthy hands away.
SIGN    1 Handshake 200 yen
[05:07] Jyushimatsu
    Yarp.
[05:10] Jyushimatsu
    Hi. Thanks.
[05:12] Jyushimatsu
    Hi.
SIGN    1 Handshake 200 yen
[05:17] Totty
    I'm Totty!
[05:19] Totty
    Aren't I cute?
SIGN    1 Handshake 200 yen
[05:23] Chibita
    They're so gross...
[05:25] Iyami
    Sheeeh...
[05:27] Osomatsu
    Hey, guys!
[05:32] Osomatsu
    It's been a while.
    You should've told us you were coming.
[05:35] Osomatsu
    We got, like, our one hit.
    I don't really get it, but we got super rich.
[05:42] Osomatsu
    So working is pretty much
    out of the question.
[05:45] Osomatsu
    We're living the high life.
    It's so much fun being alive.
[05:50] Choromatsu
    Yeah, like, sorry and stuff.
    We got super rich and became popular.
[05:55] Choromatsu
    It's so much fun being alive right now.
[05:57] Karamatsu
    Hey, here's Karamatsu-sama's
    new single. Take it.
SIGN    Jyushimatsu's Nummy Nums Gourmet
[06:04] Jyushimatsu
    Here. This is a cookbook I released.
[06:06] Jyushimatsu
    Want an autograph?
[06:08] Totty
    Ugh, this is so exhausting.
[06:10] Totty
    We have money, we're popular.
    It's exhausting to even breathe.
[06:18] Osomatsu
    Oh, yeah. Why don't we order
    some sushi for them?
[06:22] Choro
    Sushi? Sounds good. Yeah, it'll be our treat.
[06:24] Totty
    Here. Which set should we get?
[06:26] Osomatsu
    Well, the Matsu set, of course.
[06:30] Osomatsu
    We are Matsus, after all.
[06:36] Choromatsu
    B-Because we're Matsus!
[06:38] Totty
    The sushi set is called Matsu
    and we're Matsus, too!
[06:41] Karamatsu
    That's too funny!
[06:42] Jyushimatsu
    Your jokes are so funny!
[06:43] Ichimatsu
    No wonder we hit it big.
    No wonder we're popular.
[06:50] Mom
    What? Of course that won't do.
SIGN    Collaboration Proposal Room
[06:53] Mom
    There's no way our adorable sextuplets
    would do something so vulgar.
[06:58] Dad
    They're national stars now.
    What if that'll make people hate them?
SIGN    Proposal
[07:02] Mom
    No dirty jokes!
[07:02] Dad
    No being vulgar!
[07:03] Mom
    Nothing grotesque!
[07:04] Dad
    No more parodies!
SIGN    King General
[07:05] Mom
    Cuteness prevails!
[07:07] Dad
    Cuteness prevails!
SIGN    Matsu
[07:08] Mom
    My little sextuplets!
[07:09] Dad
    Our cute little sextuplets!
SIGN    Merchandise Production Room
[07:15] Totoko
    Okay! We've made some new merchandise
    for the little sextuplets!
[07:20] Totoko
    First... Ta-da!
[07:23] Totoko
    An Osomatsu-kun keyholder for 5,000 yen!
[07:25] Hatabou
    It's cute, jo.
[07:27] Totoko
    Next... Ta-da!
SIGN    Karamatsu
[07:29] Totoko
    A Karamatsu-kun sweatshirt for 10,000 yen!
[07:32] Hatabou
    Very well-made, jo.
[07:34] Totoko
    Ta-da! A Choromatsu-kun
    plushie for 30,000 yen!
[07:38] Hatabou
    I totally want it, jo.
[07:40] Totoko
    Ta-da! An Ichimatsu-kun
    figure set for 100,000 yen!
[07:43] Hatabou
    It'll be sold at a premium, jo.
[07:45] Buyer 1
    P-Pardon me.
[07:47] Buyer 1
    Er, uh... I have to wonder
    about the quality...
[07:52] Totoko
    Tch. Quality?
[07:55] Totoko
    Who the hell cares about quality?!
    If we put this crap out, it sells!
[07:59] Totoko
    Just put this crap out and sell it!
[08:01] Totoko
    We're just here to make a buck!
     Ain't nothin' better!
SIGN    Money
[08:05] Totoko
    I'm filthy rich because of those sextuplets!
[08:07] Hatabou
    Cash cows, jo.
[08:12] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[08:12] Chibita
    The hell?! You idjits! Damn it!
SIGN    A Dingy Cabaret
SIGN    Sake
[08:15] Dekapan
    We'll let you all in on a little secret.
[08:19] Dekapan
    Believe it or not, we're the ones who
    made that anime about those sextuplets.
[08:24] Dayon
    That was our achievement!
[08:29] Dekapan
    Do you want to meet the sextuplets?
[08:31] Dayon
    Well?
[08:40] Osomatsu
    Bring me more sake!
[08:48] Jyushimatsu
    Tastes great.
[08:52] Totty
    You're cute!
[08:54] Totty
    Oh, uggos can leave. Seriously.
SIGN    Choromatsu's Animation School
SIGN    Special Instructor
SIGN    Choromatsu-sensei has arrived!!
[09:02] Choromatsu
    Everyone, pay attention to me!
SIGN    The importance of bishojo in anime -What is "moe"? -The possibility of cowlicks Glasses-chans are... Younger...
SIGN    I'm late, I'm late!
[09:04] Choromatsu
    So with proper anime...
    the popular characters... Do you understand?
[09:11] Ichimatsu
    I'll think positively with
    peaceful love vibes, man...
[09:30] Osomatsu
    Man, we totally took over the whole country.
[09:33] Five
    Right?
[09:34] Osomatsu
    No one complains anymore.
[09:36] Five
    Right?
[09:37] Osomatsu
    Now our future is...
[09:39] Osomatsu
    secure!
[09:41] Five
    Secure!
[09:42] Osomatsu
    It's secure!
[09:44] Five
    Secure!
[09:45] Six
    This is how it should be!
[09:51] Mob
    The hell it is!
SIGN    Don't forgive those sextuplets!
SIGN    Die!
SIGN    Death to vulgar anime!
[09:53] Mob 2
    Who do you NEET virgins think you are?!
SIGN    KILL
SIGN    Divine punishment
[09:56] Mob 3
    Osomatsu-san, my ass!
SIGN    Vulgarity
[09:58] Mob
    Stop getting carried away!
[10:00] Mob 2
    Who do you think you are?!
[10:01] Karamatsu
    Hot! Hot!
[10:01] Mob 3
    Divine punishment!
[10:04] Mob 4
    How about you die?
[10:13] Chibita
    Well, yeah... We saw that coming.
[10:16] Chibita
    Aw, man... It's all over, you idjits.
[10:19] Iyami
    Over.
[10:26] Osomatsu
    Huh?
[10:28] Karamatsu
    Wha...?
[10:29] Todomatsu
    What was that?
[10:30] Choromatsu
    That's what our future's
    supposed to be like?
[10:33] Jyushimatsu
    We were all scum.
[10:35] Ichimatsu
    Yeah, there was only trash.
[10:39] Six
    What?!
[10:41] Choromatsu
    What was that?! Is that how we're
    going to end up in the future?!
[10:44] Jyushimatsu
    No!
[10:45] Jyushimatsu
    Anime over! It's over!
[10:47] Todomatsu
    We totally shouldn't do it anymore!
[10:49] Five
    Someone save us!
[10:50] Osomatsu
    C-Calm down, guys!
[10:52] Five
    Huh?
[10:53] Osomatsu
    We still have time!
[10:54] Osomatsu
    If we start working hard now,
[10:56] Osomatsu
    we can become a great anime
    that's loved by everyone!
[11:00] Ichimatsu
    Really, Osomatsu-niisan?
[11:02] Osomatsu
    Yeah, let's do our best.
[11:03] Osomatsu
    We're going to be reborn! Starting now!
[11:05] Five
    Got it!
[11:08] Nar
    And so the sextuplets decided to
    work hard and have a proper future.
[11:14] Osomatsu
    Let's do this properly...
[11:15] Choromatsu
    Properly.
[11:17] Ichimatsu
    We'll do this right.
[11:18] Jyushimatsu
    We'll work hard...
[11:20] Jyushimatsu
    ...and change...
[11:21] Karamatsu
    ...into a great anime...
[11:23] Todomatsu
    ...so that everyone will love us.
[11:25] Nar
    Then ten-odd years passed,
    and in the end...
[11:57] Wife
    Oh, good morning, darling.
[11:59] Daughter
    Morning, Daddy!
[12:01] Osomatsu
    Good morning.
[12:03] Wife
    Oh, goodness.
    You're spilling food everywhere.
[12:14] Osomatsu
    All right, I'll be off.
[12:16] Wife
    Osomatsu?
[12:20] Wife
    Have a good day.
[12:21] Osomatsu
    I will.
[12:27] Daughter
    Bye-bye, Daddy!
[12:31] Osomatsu
    I became... proper.
[12:34] Osomatsu
    Ever since then, I've worked properly
    and properly became great.
[12:37] Junior
    Chief Matsuno! Good morning!
[12:40] Osomatsu
    See? I'm doing this properly.
[12:43] Osomatsu
    Look. Properly.
[12:46] Osomatsu
    Yup.
[12:47] Osomatsu
    I'm doing it properly.
[12:51] Osomatsu
    I'm so proper.
[12:53] Osomatsu
    I'm doing it properly. This is amazing.
[12:57] Bg
    You can do it!
[12:58] Osomatsu
    I'm doing this properly!
[13:00] Osomatsu
    Go, me!
[13:05] Osomatsu
    And today, after so long,
    I'm finally reuniting with the other guys.
[13:11] Osomatsu
    I'm sure that they've become
    even more proper than I have.
[13:15] Karamatsu
    Yo, Osomatsu.
[13:17] Osomatsu
    You're... Karamatsu!
[13:21] Karamatsu
    It's been a while, Osomatsu.
[13:23] Osomatsu
    Wow, that's amazing! You grew up properly!
[13:27] Karamatsu
    Well, this isn't all.
[13:29] Osomatsu
    Huh?
[13:32] Osomatsu
    Wh-Who are those guys?
[13:37] Osomatsu
    What?!
[13:59] Karamatsu
    Mission complete.
[14:01] Osomatsu
    You're doing it properly!
    You're sci-fi now, Karamatsu?
[14:05] Osomatsu
    So you went that direction!
[14:06] Osomatsu
    Man, you've grown up so much!
[14:08] Karamatsu
    Well, I worked hard.
[14:10] Osomatsu
    I see! You're doing it properly!
[14:12] Totoko
    Osomatsu-niisan! Karamatsu-niisan!
[14:14] Choro
    It's been a while.
[14:16] Osomatsu
    Choromatsu! Totoko-chan!
[14:19] Karamatsu
    Oh, so you guys also properly...
[14:22] Choro (totoko)
    Have you been well, Osomatsu-kun?
[14:24] Osomatsu
    Huh?
[14:24] Totoko (choromatsu)
    How have you been, Karamatsu-niisan?
[14:26] Karamatsu
    Huh?
[14:28] Karamatsu
    C-Could it be that you two...
[14:30] Totoko
    That's right. My body and Totoko-chan's
     have been switched.
[14:35] Both
    They're doing it properly!
[14:37] Osomatsu
    Boys and girls switching bodies?
    You guys are doing it so properly!
[14:41] Karamatsu
    That'll be a hit! It'll be so popular!
[14:44] Karamatsu
    How'd you even switch bodies?
[14:46] Totoko
    We worked hard.
[14:47] Karamatsu
    Well done!
[14:48] Choromatsu
    We worked real hard.
[14:49] Karamatsu
    I see! That's great!
[14:50] Ichimatsu
    Guys!
[14:52] Four
    Ichimatsu?!
[14:56] Ichimatsu
    Guys, I'm going on a quest
    to find the mysterious temple
[15:01] Ichimatsu
    called Under the Pulse
    that's said to be under the sea.
[15:04] Ichimatsu
    But none of the adults in Heaven believe me.
    That's why I'm going to find it.
[15:09] Ichimatsu
    With my sword and my undying passion,
[15:11] Ichimatsu
    I'll put an end to this battle of the gods!
[15:14] Choro and totoko
    He's doing it properly!
[15:16] Choromatsu
    An adventure fantasy!
    There's no doubt about it!
[15:18] Choromatsu
    That's a hit in every generation!
[15:20] Totoko
    You've grown up so much!
[15:22] Ichimatsu
    Well, I worked hard.
[15:23] Totoko
    I see.
[15:24] Jyushimatsu
    Hey, guys!
[15:27] Five
    Jyushimatsu!
[15:44] Ichimatsu
    He's doing it properly!
[15:46] Ichimatsu
    You went 3D? That's so great!
[15:50] Jyushimatsu
    I worked hard!
[15:51] Ichimatsu
    I see.
[15:53] Todomatsu
    Hey, hey!
[15:54] Six
    Todomatsu!
[15:58] Jyushimatsu
    He's doing it properly!
[16:01] Totty
    I'm Totty.
[16:02] Totty
    Sorry to keep you all waiting!
[16:04] Jyushimatsu
    Live action, huh?
    So that's the final form...
[16:07] Karamatsu
    We've developed in so many ways.
[16:09] Osomatsu
    You're all amazing!
    I almost didn't recognize you!
[16:12] Osomatsu
    We're all doing this properly!
[16:19] Bg
    We're doing it properly!
[16:21] ---
    We're proper, all right!
[16:24] Iyami
    Sheeeh! It's not over yet!
[16:28] Osomatsu
    That's...
[16:33] Iyami
    I'll be the one to rule over this world!
[16:36] Chibita
    Everyone who resists will be killed, you idjits.
[16:42] Jyushimatsu
    There you are, proper enemy!
[16:44] Osomatsu
    All right, let's defeat him!
[16:46] Five
    Yeah!
[16:47] Six
    Let's go!
[16:56] Osomatsu
    Take off properly!
[16:58] Five
    Take off properly!
[17:00] Osomatsu
    A proper mecha!
[17:02] Five
    A proper mecha!
[17:04] Song
    We still can't get enough
[17:07] Song
    Of dreams, love, and desires
[17:09] Song
    It's not just all about justice and courage
[17:13] Osomatsu
    Transform properly!
[17:15] Five
    Transform properly!
[17:15] ---
    The established regularity
    of the world will sustain us

[17:18] Osomatsu
    Combine properly!
[17:21] Five
    Combine properly!
[17:21] ---
    Unleash the proper power of the future
[17:32] ---
    Properly combine
[17:35] Osomatsu
    A proper ultimate attack!
[17:35] ---
    Properly, yeah, yeah
[17:37] ---
    We'll change everything
    ourselves if we have to

[17:37] Five
    A proper ultimate attack!
[17:41] Chibita
    The hell?! You idjits! Damn it!
[17:43] ---
    We're going to get our hands on a proper future
[17:49] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[17:49] ---
    With our proper lives
[17:51] Osomatsu
    We're having a proper momentary crisis!
[17:54] Five
    We're having a proper momentary crisis!
[17:56] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[18:02] Osomatsu
    But... we'll defeat him properly!
[18:03] ---
    Properly transform
[18:04] Five
    We'll defeat him properly!
[18:05] ---
    Properly run
[18:07] ---
    So we can take hold of our proper future
[18:08] Iyami
    Sh-Sheeeh!
[18:23] Osomatsu
    And then...
[18:25] Osomatsu
    We linger properly.
[18:28] Five
    We linger properly.
[18:34] Osomatsu
    We're so great!
[18:37] Five
    We're so great!
[18:40] Osomatsu
    We're perfect!
[18:42] Five
    We're perfect!
[19:02] Nar
    And so the sextuplets
    successfully became proper,
[19:06] Nar
    and were reborn into a proper,
    wonderful anime.
SIGN    To Be Continued
[19:11] Nar
    Please look forward to
    next week's episode, too.
[19:25] Osomatsu
    All right! Let's continue to work hard!
[19:27] Osomatsu
    That way, our future will be...
[19:29] Osomatsu
    secure!
[19:31] Five
    Secure!
[19:32] Osomatsu
    Secure!
[19:34] Five
    Secure!
[19:35] Osomatsu
    This is how...
[19:36] All
    ...it should be!
SIGN    Kill the Matsu!
[19:38] Guy
    The hell you're being proper,
    you shitty anime!
[19:41] Mob
    You're wrong!
[19:42] Mob
    What do you mean, "proper"?!
[19:44] Mob
    Get a grip, you pieces of trash!
[19:46] Nar
    And so the sextuplets were
    shit if they got big heads...

[19:49] Nar
    and they were shit even if
    they did things properly.
[19:52] Nar
    They wandered into a labyrinth
    with absolutely no exit.
[19:56] Nar
    And then...
[19:58] Nar
    they became adults
[20:00] Nar
    without ever figuring out what they
    should do, or where they should go.
[20:08] Todomatsu
    No, no, no...
[20:09] Jyushimatsu
    No, no, no...
[20:10] Ichimatsu
    No, no, no, no, no...
[20:11] Choromatsu
    No, no, no...
[20:12] Karamatsu
    No, no, no...
[20:13] Osomatsu
    No, no, no, no...
[20:19] Choromatsu
    No, seriously! What are we supposed to do?!
[20:21] Choromatsu
    We didn't change at all in the end!
[20:23] Choromatsu
    There's an episode next week, too!
[20:25] Osomatsu
    Well, um, you know...
[20:29] Osomatsu
    We basically don't have a future.
[20:34] Nar
    After this and that,
[20:37] Nar
    their story is about to begin once again.
SIGN    End
SIGN    Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
SIGN    "Super Detergent" etc.
[23:44] Osomatsu
    Heya! We should at least do the
    next episode preview properly.
[23:46] Osomatsu
    Here's the first one for next week!
    It's finally g—
SIGN    Please Watch Again!!