E2 - Super Detergent

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SIGN    "Congratulations!
    Employment!!"
[01:47] Osomatsu
    U-Um...
[01:48] Dad
    NEETS!
[01:50] Dad
    Do you understand what's going on?
    Your mother and I are very angry with you.
[01:54] Mom
    Yes, we're getting annoyed.
[01:56] Dad
    Yes, we're getting annoyed.
[01:59] Dad
    Osomatsu!
[02:01] Dad
    Tell us why we're so angry.
[02:04] Osomatsu
    Huh? Uh, well...
[02:07] Osomatsu
    Did we do anything to make you mad?
[02:11] Osomatsu
    Um... Oh! Because we're virgins?
[02:14] Dad
    Dear?
[02:15] Mom
    Yup.
[02:27] Mom
    Your nipples are gone, Osomatsu.
[02:29] Dad
    I'm beginning to like this, dear.
[02:30] Mom
    I am, too, dear.
[02:32] Dad
    Ichimatsu.
[02:33] Dad
    What about you?
[02:35] Dad
    Have you done anything to upset us?
[02:40] Mom
    Well? Can you think of anything?
[02:44] Ichi
    Oh, I got it.
[02:46] Ichi
    The tuna cans.
[02:48] Ichi
    The cans of tuna stocked under the sink.
[02:50] Ichi
    You must be mad because I gave one
    of them to a stray cat without asking.
[02:55] Ichi
    Sorry.
[02:55] Dad
    Dear?
[02:56] Mom
    Yup.
[03:00] Mom
    No, that's not it at all.
[03:01] Dad
    Definitely not it. Next, Jyushimatsu.
[03:05] Dad
    What about you?
[03:08] Jyushimatsu
    B-Because we aren't working.
[03:10] Dad
    Oyo?
[03:10] Mom
    Oyoyo?
[03:11] Jyushimatsu
    Because even though we're adults
    well over twenty, we're still unemployed.
[03:16] Jyushi
    Sorry! So sorry!
[03:17] Jyushi
    So sorry about that!
[03:19] Dad
    So long as you understand, Jyushimatsu.
[03:22] Mom
    Thank goodness. I'm relieved.
[03:25] Choro
    Thank goodness.
[03:27] Kara
    You saved us.
[03:28] Todo
    Nice, Jyushimatsu-niisan.
[03:29] Dad
    And?
[03:30] Four
    Huh?
[03:30] Dad
    And when are you going to start working?
[03:33] Jyushimatsu
    Oh... Uh...
[03:35] Jyushi
    In about five years, I think.
[03:37] Dad
    Dear?
[03:37] Mom
    Yup.
[03:40] Three
    No!
[03:42] Mom
    So close.
[03:43] Dad
    Karamatsu.
[03:45] Dad
    What about you? When are you
    going to start working?
[03:47] Kara
    I'm going to start today, of course.
[03:49] Dad
    Oyo?
[03:50] Mom
    Oyoyo?
[03:51] Kara
    But of course.
[03:53] Kara
    We've lived so long in obscurity...
[03:55] Kara
    But it appears the time has come to show
    the world what we're truly made of!
[03:59] Kara
    Job hunting? Very well, I accept!
[04:02] Kara
    I won't run away! Nay, I will not run away!
[04:05] Kara
    Behold my awakened form and watch
    over me, Mommy and Dadd—
[04:11] Mom
    I respect your resolve,
    but the way you talk pisses me off.
[04:15] Dad
    What about you, Todomatsu?
[04:17] Dad
    What kind of job are you
    going to be starting today?
[04:20] Dad
    Todomatsu.
[04:23] Mom
    Totty.
[04:28] Todo
    Hell if I know, you morons.
[04:31] Todo
    I don't know!
[04:33] Todo
    I don't want to experience anything
    bothersome ever in my whole life.
[04:37] Todo
    Bye.
[04:39] Choro
    He did it himself?!
[04:41] Choro
    How beautiful!
[04:42] Dad
    Well, see you, Choromatsu.
[04:45] Dad
    We're leaving the rest up to you.
[04:47] Mom
    We're counting on you, Choromatsu.
[04:57] Oso
    The hell? What the hell was all that about?
[05:00] Oso
    Is the fact that we aren't
    looking for jobs that bad?
[05:03] Todo
    Our parents are so selfish! They could
    afford to take care of us a little longer!
[05:07] Jyushi
    Give us back our nipples!
[05:09] Oso
    What's the matter, Choromatsu?
[05:11] Choro
    Why was I the only one spared?
[05:13] Oso
    Ah, the violence known as
    "expectation." Must be rough.
[05:19] Choro
    This is all your fault!
[05:20] Oso
    Huh?
[05:21] Choro
    It's because you, the eldest,
    can't get his shit together
[05:24] Choro
    that it's all come down to me!
[05:26] Oso
    Oh, no. I've successfully kept running
    away from all that stuff this whole time.
[05:30] Oso
    Things are finally starting to pan out.
[05:33] Oso
    Our parents are starting to give up on me.
[05:35] Choro
    Huh?!
[05:35] Todo
    That's some way to look at it...
[05:37] Oso
    Let me tell you that anyone
    can become a failure...
[05:41] Oso
    but it takes hard work to
    become a piece of shit.
[05:43] Choro
    The hell are you talking about?!
[05:44] Oso
    Ow! I'm against violence!
[05:46] Todo
    Ow! Why me?!
[05:48] Kara
    Why you?!
[05:53] Choro
    Seriously, we just need to start working.
[05:55] Choro
    At this rate, we're really
    going to get kicked out.
[05:58] Ichi
    Let's die.
[06:02] Todo
    Then why don't we try streaming?
[06:04] Five
    Streaming?
[06:05] Todo
    Yup. We'll all take videos of something
    and upload them to the internet.
SIGN    Totty
     Channel
[06:08] Todo
    If we can get enough views,
    it'll turn into money.
[06:10] Five
    Huh...
[06:11] Todo
    Wait, you've never heard of it? I'm shocked.
[06:13] Oso
    Uh, I'm more amazed that
    you have your own channel.
[06:17] Choro
    Streaming, huh...
    That might not be a bad idea.
[06:20] Kara
    That sounds like something we can do.
[06:22] Jyushi
    Easy peasy!
[06:23] Oso
    Let's give it a shot.
[06:25] Ichi
    No, let's die.
[06:27] Todo
    Okay. You can start at any time.
[06:30] Choro
    It's already going?
[06:32] Todo
    Yup. We're currently streaming worldwide.
[06:36] Oso
    Hey, I'm Osomatsu!
[06:38] Oso
    Let's have some oden with a ton of mustard!
[06:40] Todo
    Wait, seriously?!
[06:41] Oso
    Let's dig... in!
[06:46] Jyushi
    I'm Jyushimatsu!
    I'm gonna do something funny.
[06:50] Jyushi
    I'm Odenman!
[06:52] Kara
    So you've shown yourself,
    Odenman! Take this!
[06:55] Kara
    Nipple Beam!
[06:57] Jyushi
    Aiyee! Stop!
[06:58] Jyushi
    Save me, Completely Naked Man!
[06:59] Ichi
    Huh?
[07:00] Ichi
    You called?
[07:01] Oso
    Hey, no fair! I'm gonna be
    Completely Naked Man too, then!
[07:04] Kara
    No fair! Completely Naked Man!
[07:06] Jyushi
    Yeah! Completely Naked Man!
[07:08] Choro
    You somehow always end up
    with your clothes off...
[07:14] Totty
    Hey, everyone! I'm Totty!
[07:16] Totty
    I'm currently looking for a girlfriend!
[07:17] Oso
    Hey! Why are you trying to be all popular?!
[07:21] Totty
    I have no idea who these people are.
[07:23] Oso
    Hey!
[07:24] Kara
    Hey, do something, Choromatsu.
[07:25] Ichi
    What? You're gonna eat
    oden through your ass?
[07:28] Oso
    Seriously?!
[07:28] Choro
    Like I could! Wait, stop, hey!
[07:30] Choro
    It's not possible! Hey!
[07:36] Oso
    Cheers!
[07:38] All
    Cheers!
[07:40] Oso
    Man... We finally got a job.
[07:43] Choro
    Yeah, we totally did.
[07:45] Kara
    So starting today,
    our job will be streaming. Not bad.
[07:49] Todo
    We finally found a steady job!
[07:50] Jyushi
    We're gonna make money!
[07:51] Ichi
    We'll show them...
[08:09] Choro
    So cold.
[08:11] Choro
    Hey, guys. Hey!
[08:14] Ichi
    I'm thirsty...
[08:16] Oso
    Totty.
[08:18] Oso
    How many views did we get?
[08:20] Oso
    100K? A million?
[08:23] Todo
    Let's see...
[08:24] Todo
    Oh. Looks like we got reported.
SIGN    Video not found
[08:27] Todo
    Our video's been deleted.
[08:28] Five
    Huh?
[08:33] Oso
    What the hell? We're already out of a job?
[08:37] Kara
    And after we finally found a job, too...
[08:43] Todo
    Well, you know. Working is hard and stuff.
[08:46] Choro
    It's not something you can
    do so easily after all.
[08:54] Oso
    Guess we have no choice.
    We're gonna have to do this for real.
[08:57] All
    Huh?
[08:58] Oso
    Let's show them...
    exactly what we're made of.
[09:04] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    Employment Office
SIGN    Consultation Corner
[09:47] Guy
    Yeah, that's not happening.
[09:49] Six
    What?!
[09:50] Oso
    Why not?! We just lost our jobs!
SIGN    Let's live happily!
[09:53] Oso
    You get unemployment when
    you lose your job, right?!
[09:55] Guy
    Please leave.
[09:56] Choro
    It's true! We got a job yesterday,
    and lost it this morning!
[10:00] Guy
    Leave.
[10:01] Kara
    That's messed up, Japan!
[10:02] Guy
    You're the ones who are messed up.
[10:03] Todo
    The heck's wrong with you, Japan?!
[10:05] Guy
    What's wrong with all of you?
[10:06] Both
    What? We can't get unemployment?
[10:09] Oso
    This is so messed up!
[10:10] Guy
    You're the ones who are messed up!
[10:11] Six
    Die, Japan!
[10:13] Guy
    All of you can die!
SIGN    Comments
SIGN    [Hell] NEET Sextuplets Gone Wild Stream Employment Office
SIGN    Viewing:
SIGN    End
[10:21] Chibita
    Holy crap.
SIGN    "Super Detergent"
[10:32] Iyami
    There's a party today!
[10:34] Iyami
    Me wonders if there's a cutie
    there befitting of me.
[10:37] Iyami
    Bonjour, mademoiselle!
[10:40] Iyami
    Beautiful flowers have thorns...
[10:42] Iyami
    It appears that me has been
    pricked by one of those thorns.
[10:44] Iyami
    "Oh, Iyami-san!" Just kidding!
[10:54] Boy
    Sorry, Mister.
[10:55] Boy
    Could you get our ball?
[10:57] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[11:03] Boy
    What the heck was that for?
[11:05] Iyami
    This is how the world works.
    Me hopes you learned something.
[11:10] Iyami
    Sh-Sh-Sheeeh!
[11:13] Iyami
    Me can't go to the party now...
[11:16] Iyami
    It won't come off. Me won't make it in time.
[11:20] Deka
    No need to worry.
[11:23] Deka
    Just a moment.
[11:24] Deka
    That's strange... I'm sure I put
    it next to this gold ball...
[11:27] Deka
    Oh, I remember!
[11:30] Iyami
    It stinks!
[11:31] Deka
    This is a magical detergent that gets rid
    of any stubborn stain in an instant.
[11:37] Deka
    It's super detergent.
[11:39] Iyami
    Super detergent?
[11:41] Deka
    You pour this on a stain,
    like this, and then...
[11:44] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[11:47] Deka
    And just like that, it's gone!
[11:49] Deka
    Nothing on the market can compare!
[11:52] Deka
    But you need to be careful.
    It's very potent.
[11:56] Deka
    If you use it the wrong way,
    it could be very dangerous...
[11:59] Deka
    Oh?
[12:03] Iyami
    Now me will make it in time for the party!
[12:05] Iyami
    This must be because me
    is always such a good boy!
[12:07] Oso
    Hey, it's Iyami.
[12:09] Iyami
    Sheeeh! Of all people...
[12:11] Oso
    Whatcha doin'?
[12:12] Iyami
    Oh, hello, Todomatsu.
[12:14] Oso
    I'm Osomatsu.
[12:15] Iyami
    Ah, hello, Jyushimatsu.
[12:17] Oso
    I said I'm Osomatsu.
    You seriously don't remember, do you?
[12:20] Todo
    Are you headed somewhere?
    You look fancy today.
[12:24] Iyami
    M-Me is just on a walk.
[12:26] Kara
    A walk? Are you sure?
[12:29] Iyami
    Just on a walk...
SIGN    Matsu
[12:30] Ichi
    Really?
[12:31] Iyami
    A walk! Me is very busy, you know!
[12:42] Iyami
    Sheeeh! Stop following me!
[12:45] Choro
    You're acting suspicious.
    You're going somewhere, aren't you?
[12:47] Ichi
    You said yourself that you're busy,
    so you're not on a walk.
[12:53] Oso
    Well? Iyami-kun?
[12:59] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[13:00] Six
    Hey! Wait up!
SIGN    Crystal
SIGN    All Japan
    Overbite General Meeting
[13:12] Iyami
    Wow, you must be rich!
[13:14] Ichi
    So good.
[13:15] Jyushi
    So good! This salmon is awesome!
[13:18] Kara
    There's even champagne, Totty.
[13:19] Totty
    Thanks.
[13:20] Choro
    What the heck? I guess we don't
    need to work to eat like this.
[13:24] Oso
    Yeah, no kidding.
[13:26] Iyami
    Sheeeh...
[13:30] Iyami
    Wh-Where's the bathroom?
[13:32] Kara
    Oh? I've spotted a tasty-looking adult beverage.
[13:35] Jyushi
    Wanna try it?
[13:40] Ichi
    Come on, you maggots.
    You want to drink mine, don't you?
[13:44] All
    Yes, sir, we do!
[13:46] Ichi
    What are we drinking, anyway?
[13:47] Kara
    I'm too drunk to tell.
[13:53] Oso
    Well, see ya, Iyami.
[13:54] All
    Bye-bye!
[13:57] Iyami
    They aren't human...
[14:01] Iyami
    Where's the detergent?! Where'd it go?
[14:04] Iyami
    Sh-Sh-Sheeeh?
SIGN    Crystal
[14:10] Iyami
    Sheeeh!
[14:13] Oso
    Man, we're drunk.
[14:15] Choro
    We sure are.
[14:16] Jyushi
    It was yummy!
[14:17] Ichi
    I'm glad to be alive.
[14:19] Kara
    I'm so full.
[14:20] Totty
    What am I going to do if I get fat?
[14:22] Kara
    Hey, come on, Jyushimatsu.
    You're way too drunk.
[14:25] Jyu
    Huh?
[14:26] Kara
    You're so drunk, look...
[14:27] Kara
    You're becoming see-through.
[14:29] Jyu
    Huh? Oh, you're right.
    I'm becoming see-through.
[14:33] Todo
    Well, so are you, Karamatsu-niisan.
[14:36] Ichi
    You are, too, Totty.
[14:37] Todo
    Huh?
[14:38] Todo
    What?! When did this happen?!
[14:46] Kara
    What the hell? What's going on?
[14:48] Jyushi
    Why? Why's my body see-through?!
[14:51] Oso
    Huh?! What is this?
[14:53] Ichi
    What's going on?
[14:55] Choro
    We're becoming even more invisible!
    We're becoming even more invisible!
[14:58] Jyu
    Are we just going to disappear like this? No!
[15:02] Kara
    We're becoming invisible!
[15:03] Oso
    We're becoming invisible!
[15:04] Ichi
    We're becoming invisible!
[15:05] Todo
    We're becoming invisible!
[15:11] Six
    Huh?
[15:13] Both
    We didn't become completely invisible!
[15:15] Kara
    Why?! It just stopped!
[15:17] Todo
    What's going on?!
[15:18] Todo
    Shouldn't this end up with us
    becoming completely invisible,
[15:21] Todo
    spying on some girl in the bath,
SIGN    Hot Springs
[15:23] Todo
    the invisibility suddenly wearing off,
    and us panicking?
[15:25] Todo
    Isn't that the usual pattern?!
[15:28] Ichi
    Why did it stop halfway?
    This is just inconvenient.
[15:32] Oso
    Holy crap, this is annoying!
[15:34] All
    So annoying!
[15:36] Todo
    Not to mention gross!
[15:37] Both
    Gross!
[15:39] Todo
    Hey, look! Osomatsu-niisan's organs...
[15:42] Todo
    Don't they look super sloppy?
    It's like they're not even trying...
[15:46] All
    Wow, you're right.
[15:48] Oso
    Hey! Stop looking at my organs!
[15:50] Oso
    It's embarrassing somehow...
[15:51] Choro
    Now look at my excellent
    organs in comparison!
[15:56] Todo
    Wow! They're really well-arranged!
[15:58] Todo
    They almost look like a display.
[16:00] Ichi
    But isn't that kinda boring?
[16:02] Choro
    Huh?
[16:03] Jyushi
    Yeah. Your organs are really
    boring, Choromatsu-niisan.
[16:06] Choro
    I'm not quite sure why
    I'm being attacked here...
[16:09] Kara
    Here's how mine look.
[16:11] Oso
    Why is your heart a disco ball?!
[16:13] Todo
    What the hell?!
[16:14] Kara
    Haha!
[16:16] Choro
    What about you, Jyushimatsu?
[16:17] Jyushi
    Me?
[16:18] Jyshi
    This is what mine look like.
[16:20] Todo
    Whoa! His organs are laughing!
[16:22] Kara
    What's going on?!
[16:23] Choro
    Even his organs are Jyushimatsu!
[16:24] Kara
    What's going on?!
[16:26] Jyushi
    I wonder what that means!
[16:27] Todo
    Mine are normal.
[16:29] Ichi
    Oh. You're right.
[16:32] Choro
    No, wait! He doesn't have a heart!
[16:34] Four
    What?!
[16:36] Oso
    He has no heart!
[16:37] Oso
    Where did you drop your
    precious heart, Todomatsu?!
[16:40] Todo
    Oh, you're right!
[16:41] Todo
    This is hilarious!
[16:42] Ichi
    H-He's smiling...
[16:43] Choro
    I knew he was heartless, but...
[16:46] Oso
    What about Ichimatsu?
[16:47] Ichi
    Huh? Don't worry about mine...
[16:49] Choro
    No! Show us!
[16:51] Todo
    Ichimatsu-niisan!
[16:51] Oso
    Show us, Ichimatsu!
[16:55] Ichi
    S-Stop...
[16:57] Todo
    Whoa, what is this?
SIGN    Caution: Fragile
[17:00] Todo
    So delicate...
[17:02] Oso
    He's always emitting a dark aura,
[17:04] Oso
    but maybe he just gets hurt really easily.
SIGN    Caution: Fragile
[17:07] Oso
    Holy crap, it cracked! I'm so sorry!
[17:11] Oso
    But, man... I know we're sextuplets,
    but I guess we really are all different.
[17:17] Todo
    Yeah...
[17:18] Four
    Yeah...
[17:22] Choro
    Wait, seriously! What are we gonna do?!
[17:24] Choro
    "We really are all different," my ass!
[17:26] Choro
    What are we going to do?
    We can't live like this!
[17:28] Todo
    Well, we can't go out looking like this.
[17:31] Kara
    I don't mind going out looking like this.
[17:33] Choro
    You don't.
[17:35] Oso
    What should we do?
[17:37] Jyushi
    Hey, guys.
[17:39] Jyushi
    Wanna paint ourselves with paint?
[17:41] All
    Good idea!
[17:44] Jysuhimatsu
    Do a good job.
[17:45] Oso
    Stay still.
[17:46] Todo
    We need to paint his clothes, too.
[17:48] All
    There! All done!
[17:53] Jyushi
    Huh?! Do I look this bad?!
[17:55] Five
    Yeah.
[17:57] Jyushi
    I look like this?!
[17:58] Five
    Yup.
[17:59] Jyushi
    This bad?!
[18:00] Five
    That bad.
[18:01] Jyushi
    That's not good!
[18:02] Five
    Nope.
[18:03] Ichi
    I-If you would...
[18:04] Jyushi
    Ichimatsu-niisan is so easy to draw!
[18:07] Kara
    He's got something that stands out.
[18:09] Five
    Okay! All done!
[18:13] Ichi
    Wait, do I seriously look this bad?
[18:15] Five
    Yeah.
[18:16] Ichi
    I look like this?
[18:17] Five
    Yup.
[18:19] Ichi
    This bad?
[18:19] Five
    That bad.
[18:21] Ichi
    That's not good.
[18:22] Five
    Nope.
[18:24] Kara
    I'm counting on you, Totty.
    Recreate my coolness.
[18:27] Todo
    Yeah, sure.
[18:29] Todo
    I'm done.
[18:32] Kara
    Totty! Draw me properly!
[18:35] Todo
    Well, we can tell it's you,
    right? That's plenty, isn't it?
[18:37] Kara
    You need to have more interest in others!
[18:39] Oso
    Todomatsu! You need to draw him properly.
[18:41] Oso
    Look at how I drew Choromatsu!
    Isn't it perfect?
SIGN    Fappy
[18:46] Todo
    It's perfect! That's totally Choromatsu-niisan!
[18:50] Choro
    Hey! You shitty eldest brother!
[18:53] Jyushi
    Who's next? Totty?
[18:55] Totty
    Oh, I'm fine. I'll draw myself.
[18:57] Kara
    Don't be like that. I'll draw you.
[18:59] Totty
    Don't touch me. I'll do it.
[19:01] Kara
    Huh?
[19:03] Totty
    Okay, all done!
[19:06] Totty
    I'm Totty!
[19:07] All
    Gross!
[19:09] Choro
    Did your eyelashes always look like that?
[19:10] Totty
    My potential is on another level.
[19:12] Kara
    Good grief. You love yourself
    entirely too much, Todomatsu.
[19:15] Ichi
    Did that just come out of your mouth?!
[19:17] Jyushi
    Osomatsu-niisan is the only one left.
[19:19] Oso
    Hurry, hurry! Why am I last, anyway?
[19:22] Jyu
    Here we go.
[19:23] Oso
    Okay!
[19:26] Oso
    Huh? What's wrong?
[19:28] Oso
    Hurry up and draw me.
SIGN    Fappy
[19:30] Todo
    Well...
SIGN    Fappy
[19:33] Todo
    We can't remember what your face looks like.
[19:35] Four
    Yeah...
[19:36] Oso
    What?! What's that supposed to mean?
[19:38] Todo
    Wait, what did Osomatsu-niisan look like?
[19:42] Oso
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[19:43] Choro
    He's too normal...
SIGN    Fappy
[19:46] Oso
    Hey! Don't call me normal!
[19:46] Kara
    He doesn't have any distinguishing features.
[19:48] Oso
    Hey!
[19:49] Ichi
    He's so obscure...
[19:50] Oso
    Hey!
[19:51] Todo
    He's just so plain...
[19:52] Oso
    Don't use the word "plain"!
[19:54] Jyushi
    Basically, he doesn't stand out.
[19:56] Oso
    Stop it!
[19:57] Oso
    Just hurry up and draw me, damn it!
[19:59] Todo
    Well, I guess anything works.
[20:00] Oso
    No, it doesn't work! Draw me properly!
[20:02] Choro
    Okay, okay. I guess when
    it comes down to it,
[20:04] Choro
    we just have to draw him to look
    like a stupid, pervy piece of shit, right?
[20:08] Todo
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
    Not a failure, but a piece of shit.
[20:11] Oso
    No, really. You don't need to
    joke right now. Just draw me!
[20:15] Five
    We're done!
SIGN    Fappy
[20:18] Todo
    Yeah, he definitely looks like a
    stupid, pervy, trashy, piece of shit.
[20:21] Oso
    Just you wait, you bastards...
[20:26] Oso
    Wait, this actually looks like me!
SIGN    Fappy
[20:29] Oso
    This isn't even a punchline!
[20:30] Oso
    I actually look like this!
[20:32] Choro
    Huh? Is that what you look like,
    Osomatsu-niisan?
[20:34] Oso
    Yeah, this is pretty much what I look like!
[20:36] Oso
    Why is it that when you draw
    me as a stupid, pervy
[20:38] Oso
    piece of shit, it actually looks like me?!
[20:40] Ichi
    Spitting image? Thank goodness.
[20:42] Oso
    Screw you guys!
[20:46] Mom
    Shut up, you stupid NEETS!
    What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN    Fappy
[20:50] Mom
    I'm watching my DVDs right now. Quiet down!
[20:54] Mom
    Honestly...
[20:55] Choro
    Huh? Mom?
[20:57] Mom
    What?
SIGN    Fappy
[20:58] Choro
    Er, uh... Haven't you noticed anything?
[21:02] Choro
    Isn't there something strange about us?
SIGN    Fappy
[21:05] All
    Yeah, yeah.
[21:09] Mom
    Not really.
SIGN    Fappy
[21:10] All
    Huh?
[21:11] Dad
    Hey, what's the matter?
[21:13] Six
    Dad!
[21:14] Choro
    Hey, do you notice anything
    strange about us?
[21:20] Dad
    What do you mean?
[21:23] Totoko
    What? Something different?
[21:26] Totoko
    Not really.
[21:28] Hata
    Jo? You're the same as usual, jo.
[21:31] Dayon
    Nothing's strange at all!
SIGN    Fappy
[21:36] Iyami
    Huh?
[21:37] Iyami
    You're the same as usual.
[21:39] Iyami
    From the right, Jyushimatsu,
    Ichimatsu, Karamatsu,
SIGN    Fappy
[21:43] Iyami
    Choromatsu, Todomatsu, and Osomatsu.
[21:47] Iyami
    Honestly...
[21:49] Kara
    Hey... No one's noticing...
[21:52] Jyushi
    Even though we look like this...
[21:53] Oso
    Which means this is how
    everyone usually sees us...
[21:58] Choro
    Hey! Don't say that!
SIGN    Fappy
SIGN    End
SIGN    Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
SIGN    "Totoko's Challenge" etc.
[23:49] Ichi
    Apparently they're airing
    this thing again next week.
[23:51] Ichi
    This anime just doesn't know
    when to give up, does it?