E11 - Pizza

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SIGN    "Do It"
[01:38] Oso
    I'm cold. I'm tired.
[01:40] Oso
    Karamatsu, are we going to make it in time?
[01:42] Kara
    We should probably hurry a bit.
SIGN    New Machines!!
SIGN    Open at 10:00 Today
[01:44] Kara
    The place opens at 10.
[01:46] Oso
    Man, NEET life sure is busy.
[01:51] Oso
    So...
[01:52] Oso
    Why are they coming with us?
[01:53] Both
    Sheeeh!
[01:55] Oso
    They keep doing that lately. What's with that?
[01:58] Kara
    They say they want to
    understand "sheeeh" better.
[02:00] Both
    Sheeeh!
[02:00] Oso
    Huh?
[02:00] Kara
    But they keep getting the timing
    and the technique wrong.
[02:04] Shake
    Can we ask you a question,
    Shitty Eldest Brother?
[02:07] Oso
    Don't call me that.
[02:09] Shake
    When are you supposed to use "sheeeh"?
[02:11] Oso
    Huh? How the hell should I know?
[02:13] Oso
    You just sorta do it.
[02:14] Kara
    Hmm...
[02:16] Kara
    Maybe it's when we're surprised.
[02:18] Both
    Surprised?
[02:18] Oso
    Nah, these guys are emotionless morons.
    They wouldn't understand that.
[02:22] Kara
    I see. In that case...
[02:24] Kara
    When something unexpected happens.
[02:27] Both
    Something unexpected?
[02:31] Both
    We have adjusted our algorithm.
[02:33] Ume
    By the way, why do you use "sheeeh"?
[02:36] Kara
    Why?! Huh?!
[02:37] Kara
    Um...
[02:39] Kara
    Well... because it's funny, I guess?
[02:42] Ume
    How would you describe "funny"?
[02:45] Oso
    Oh, shut up. Stop making us use our
    brains this early in the morning.
[02:48] Oso
    This is why you AI suck.
[02:51] Kara
    Osomatsu...
[02:54] Oso
    Riceballs.
[02:56] Oso
    Ta-da!
[02:58] Kara
    Sheeeh!
[03:00] Shake
    You mustn't strip naked in public!
[03:02] Ume
    It's indecent exposure!
[03:03] Oso
    No, do it!
[03:04] Kara
    This is when you use "sheeeh"!
[03:12] Kara
    Hey, it's Totoko-chan.
[03:14] Oso
    You're right. She's so cute.
[03:17] Toto
    Oh?
[03:19] Toto
    What are you doing, Osomatsu-kun
    and Karamatsu-kun?
[03:22] Kara
    Well, uh...
[03:23] Oso
    We're headed to pachinko.
[03:25] Toto
    Ah...
[03:26] Oso
    What are you up to?
[03:27] Toto
    Dance practice.
[03:29] Kara
    R-Really? Well, do your best!
[03:32] Toto
    Say, you two.
[03:33] Toto
    You showed up at the perfect time.
    I have a favor to ask.
[03:37] Oso
    Huh?
[03:40] Kara
    Huh?!
[03:41] Kara
    Y-You want to hear your value
    as an idol... one more time?
[03:46] Toto
    Yup!
[03:47] Toto
    Because last time, they were too
    nervous after meeting my cute self.
[03:51] Toto
    I think that's probably why they
    gave me such a weird score.
[03:55] Toto
    So I wanted to get the right score this time.
[03:59] Kara
    Yeah, but... you know...
[04:01] Kara
    Right?
[04:03] Oso
    I don't see why not.
[04:04] Kara
    Hey! You fool!
[04:06] Toto
    Please!
[04:09] Toto
    I want to know.
[04:12] Kara
    Totoko-chan...
[04:15] Kara
    I see.
[04:17] Kara
    So your idol career isn't going very well...
[04:21] Totoko
    Yeah... I'm not popular at all.
[04:25] Totoko
    I don't even stand a chance
    against my super uggo partner.
[04:28] Totoko
    Does no one want to see a fish idol?
[04:31] Kara
    That's not true! You're super cute!
[04:34] Kara
    And fish are super healthy.
[04:36] Kara
    You can prepare them all sorts of ways!
[04:37] Oso
    Huh?
[04:38] Shake
    May we do the "sheeeh" now?
[04:40] Ume
    May we do the "sheeeh" now?
[04:41] Oso
    No, no, no, absolutely not!
[04:44] Oso
    You can't do it when
    things are this serious!
[04:47] Oso
    I mean, it is pretty unexpected to see
    Totoko-chan lose confidence like this...
[04:52] Oso
    But she'll lose her shit
    if you do that right now.
[04:55] Oso
    Just keep quiet!
[04:58] Oso
    Pieces of junk...
[05:02] Toto
    Maybe I'm not that cute after all.
[05:05] Rice
    Shee—
[05:08] Oso
    What the hell are you doing?!
[05:12] Both
    Ow.
[05:12] Oso
    That was absolutely not the time to do that!
[05:15] Shake
    But Yowai-san being so insecure...
[05:18] Ume
    ...is completely unexpected.
[05:21] Oso
    No. You're not reading the room.
[05:27] Toto
    Okay, I'm counting on you.
    Give me my correct value as an idol.
[05:32] Both
    As you wish. We will determine
    your estimated value.
[05:40] Shake
    The results are in.
[05:41] Ume
    Your estimated value...
[05:54] Both
    ...is 100!
[05:59] Oso
    Okay, excuse us for just one moment!
[06:02] Oso
    What the hell are you two doing?!
[06:04] Both
    Ow.
[06:04] Oso
    How did she suddenly get 100?
[06:06] Both
    We tried reading the room.
[06:08] Oso
    That's all wrong. She wants
    an accurate value right now.
[06:12] Oso
    This wasn't the time to flatter her.
[06:17] Toto
    It's my fault, isn't it?
[06:20] Toto
    Because I flip out when
    you give me a low score.
[06:23] Toto
    But today, I really want to know my real score.
[06:28] Toto
    I promise I won't get mad. Really!
[06:32] Oso
    Totoko-chan...
[06:35] Both
    The results are in!
[06:36] shake
    Your estimated value...
[06:38] ume
    ...is 2.
[06:45] Oso
    Uh... she's pretty pissed, isn't she?
[06:47] Kara
    W-Will they be okay?
[06:50] Both
    Totoko-chan?!
[06:55] Toto
    How about now?
[06:56] Shake
    Your estimated value...
[06:58] Ume
    ...is 1.
[07:04] Oso
    I thought she promised not to get mad?
[07:06] Kara
    Will they be okay?
[07:11] Toto
    Okay, this!
[07:12] Ume
    That's shit.
[07:21] Shake
    Old guy who sexually harasses others.
[07:22] Both
    Totoko-chan!
[07:24] Ume
    Old lady who likes to cut in line.
[07:29] Ume
    A pinch-hitter who strikes out looking.
[07:33] Ume
    A middle reliever who just
    throws four balls and leaves.
[07:40] Toto
    Okay, here's my last outfit.
[07:45] Toto
    I'm sure this won't work, though.
[08:00] Both
    The results are in!
[08:01] shake
    Your estimated value...
[08:03] ume
    ...is one million points!
SIGN    1,000,000
[08:05] Both
    Dat-dadada!
[08:10] Toto
    Huh?
[08:11] Both
    Of course!
[08:12] Kara
    Totoko-chan! That's the best!
[08:14] Shake
    Yes. There's no doubt this value is correct.
[08:18] Ume
    Cats have maintained stable
    popularity, even online,
[08:21] Ume
    and so many more people will like you
    better now that you're not a fish.
[08:24] Kara
    Man, that's great! I guess
    cats are better than fish.
[08:30] Kara
    Huh?
[08:31] Toto
    What's so wrong with fish?
    Why are cats so much better?
[08:38] Both
    Sh-Sheeeh!
[08:43] Both
    Do it!
[08:45] Both
    Shee—
[08:45] Both
    Too late!
SIGN    The Grave of Osomatsu and Karamatsu
[08:59] Shake
    Guess we did it again.
[09:01] Ume
    We sure did.
[09:02] Shake
    We fail as support AI.
[09:04] Ume
    We sure do.
[09:09] Both
    Ta-da!
[09:21] Both
    Do it!
SIGN    End
SIGN    "Pizza"
[09:55] Choro
    Huh?
[09:56] Choro
    Pizza?
[09:57] Choro
    You're gonna order?
[09:58] Todo
    We're not ordering any.
[09:59] Choro
    Huh?
[10:00] Todo
    We're not ordering any, but we're talking
    about what we would order if we did.
[10:06] Choro
    So it's just hypothetical?
[10:07] Todo
    Yeah. Hypothetical.
[10:09] Choro
    What a total waste of time.
[10:12] Ichi
    What would you get?
[10:14] Choro
    Huh?
[10:16] Choro
    Can we order as many as we want?
[10:19] Ichi
    Let's just say two.
[10:20] Todo
    We've gotta stick to a budget.
    I mean, you're a NEET, Choromatsu-niisan.
[10:23] Choro
    So are you!
[10:26] Choro
    We're all going to eat these, right?
[10:28] Todo
    Of course.
[10:29] Choro
    Let's see... I wonder...
SIGN    Super Popular! Gluttonous 4
    Enjoy 4 kinds of pizzas in one!!
SIGN    Now even thicker!
[10:33] Choro
    Hey, maybe this one. The Gluttonous Four.
SIGN    Now even thicker!
SIGN    Enjoy 4 kinds
     of pizza in one!!
[10:36] Choro
    We'll get the cheapest combination
    to keep the price down,
[10:39] Choro
    and we can ask for eight kinds in total,
    so that should keep everyone satisfied.
[10:43] Todo
    Well, that's boring.
[10:44] Choro
    Huh?
[10:45] Ichi
    God, you're boring, Fappymatsu-kun.
[10:47] Ichi
    How simple are you?
    That's not the point here.
[10:51] Choro
    But wait. We're all eating them, right?
[10:54] Choro
    If we get lots of different kinds,
    we're less likely to get the wrong—
[10:57] Todo
    So boring.
[10:58] Choro
    Stop saying that.
[11:00] Todo
    We're just saying what we'd get
    if we hypothetically ordered pizza.
[11:03] Todo
    Why are you being all logical about it?
[11:05] ichi
    You have such a puny imagination.
    You'll never get big or go anywhere.
[11:10] Choro
    The hell is your problem?!
[11:11] Choro
    Why do I have to get dissed this
    much over hypothetical pizza?!
[11:15] Choro
    You know, you guys always
    make fun of me like this,
[11:18] Choro
    but it's the rest of you that are messed up!
[11:20] Choro
    I'm the most normal one
    out in the real world!
[11:23] Choro
    I'm gonna end up the happiest!
[11:24] Choro
    Morons like you can spend the rest of
    your lives eating imaginary pizza!
[11:27] Choro
    You dumbasses! You pieces of trash!
[11:29] Todo
    God, what a filthy mouth, you delinquent.
[11:32] Choro
    What the hell would you pick, then?!
[11:34] Tood
    What? I think one piece
    of pizza is enough for me.
[11:37] Todo
    They have way too many calories.
    I gotta think about my beautiful face.
[11:40] Both
    You piece of shit.
[11:41] Todo
    Huh?
[11:42] Choro
    You're just a piece of shit.
[11:43] Choro
    Stop talking about calories and your
    stupid face when we're talking about pizza!
[11:47] Ichi
    What's with you? Do you
    actually think you're popular?
[11:50] Ichi
    I'm pretty sure, no,
    positive that you're not.
[11:52] Choro
    Not to mention how he's like,
    "I'm totally in with girls. I totally get it,"
[11:57] Choro
    but it's just all talk.
    He never has anything to show for it.
[12:02] Ichi
    It's all a facade.
[12:03] Choro
    Oh, and one more thing. If you're not careful,
     guys are gonna hate you.
[12:07] Ichi
    No one wants a guy who's hated by other guys.
[12:10] Choro
    Nope.
[12:11] Both
    No one wants you.
[12:16] Choro
    Damn, you're tough.
[12:17] Ichi
    So what are we going to do about the pizza?
     Let's hurry up and decide.
SIGN    Half off
    when you pick it up!!
[12:21] Todo
    Well, you pick.
[12:22] Ichi
    Huh?
[12:23] Choro
    You haven't said anything yet, Ichimatsu.
[12:25] Choro
    Which one would you get? Tell us.
[12:27] Ichi
    Nah, I'm good.
[12:29] Both
    Wait, wait, wait.
[12:31] Todo
    Tell us. You're not getting out of this now.
[12:34] Todo
    Why are you trying to run?
[12:36] Choro
    This guy has no problem dragging others,
[12:39] Choro
    but when the attention's on him,
    he immediately runs away.
[12:42] Todo
    Surprisingly, Ichimatsu-niisan has way
    more pride than you, Choromatsu-niisan.
[12:46] Ichi
    Shut up!
[12:47] Choro
    He's also a cocky braggart.
[12:48] Ichi
    Shut up.
[12:49] Todo
    And the most childish.
[12:50] Ichi
    Shut up.
[12:51] Choro
    A wittle babby.
[12:51] Ichi
    Shut up.
[12:52] Todo
    Maybe we should get you some
    babby fwood instead of pwizza.
[12:55] Choro
    Wittle babby boy.
[13:00] Choro
    So what crust should we get?
[13:02] Todo
    I like thin crust.
[13:04] Choro
    'Cause it lacks substance, like you?
[13:05] Todo
    Wha?
[13:06] Ichi
    I want some cola.
[13:07] Choro
    That's a waste of money! We have tea at home.
[13:10] Todo
    God, you're stingy.
[13:11] Ichi
    Boring.
[13:12] Choro
    Huh?
[13:13] Ichi
    If you're that worried about money,
SIGN    Half off
    when you pick it up!!
[13:15] Ichi
    go pick it up. It makes it half price.
[13:19] Both
    Then you go pick it up!
[13:20] Ichi
    Huh?
[13:21] Choro
    Quit running your mouth
    and use your damn feet.
[13:25] Todo
    Wait, do I sense trouble coming?
[13:27] Ichi
    Definitely trouble.
[13:31] Choro
    Why are you so wet?
[13:33] Choro
    What were you doing?
[13:34] Jyushi
    I went for a walk.
[13:35] Choro
    In this rain?
[13:36] Jyushi
    It just started raining out of nowhere.
[13:39] Choro
    It wasn't out of nowhere.
    It's been raining all day.
[13:42] Choro
    Hey!
[13:44] Jyushi
    Whatcha doin'?
[13:45] Jyushi
    Ooh, pizza!
[13:46] Jyushi
    Are we ordering some?
[13:48] Todo
    Nope. We're just talking about what
    we'd hypothetically get if we did.
[13:52] Jyushi
    So you're delusional.
[13:53] Todo
    Not quite.
[13:54] Choro
    What would you get? We're
    getting two. We're all sharing.
[13:57] Jyushi
    What? Let's see...
[14:01] Jyushi
    I want Chinese food!
[14:03] All
    Huh?
[14:04] Ichi
    Did you hear a word we just said?
    We gave you a prompt.
[14:07] Jyushi
    A prompt?
[14:08] Ichi
    We told you to pick a pizza. If you say
    you want Chinese, what's the point?
[14:13] Choro
    You don't understand logic at all, do you?
[14:15] Choro
    You're crazy.
[14:17] Todo
    Also, why were you walking in the rain?
    You're borderline. Borderline insane.
[14:21] Ichi
    Do you realize how difficult it is for us?
[14:24] Ichi
    You'd be nothing without us.
[14:27] Ichi
    I seriously hope you realize you wouldn't
    be funny at all if we weren't here.
[14:30] Todo
    You could never be pizza,
    Jyushimatsu-niisan.
[14:33] Todo
    You're nothing more than a topping.
    Basically, we'd be fine without you.
[14:36] Jyushi
    I'll pick! I'll follow the prompt you gave me!
SIGN    Get more yeet
     for your yen!!
[14:41] Jyushi
    This pizza and this pizza!
SIGN    Super Popular! Gluttonous 4
    Enjoy 4 kinds of pizzas in one!!
[14:44] All
    You're supposed to pick Chinese!
[14:51] Oso
    Oh, pizza? We ordering some?
SIGN    Super Popular! Gluttonous 4
    Enjoy 4 kinds of pizzas in one!!
[14:54] Todo
    Nope. We're just talking about what
    we'd hypothetically get if we did.
[14:58] Oso
    Ah...
SIGN    Super Popular! Gluttonous 4
    Enjoy 4 kinds of pizzas in one!!
[14:59] Oso
    I'd pick this one, this one, and this one.
[15:02] Todo
    Oh, we're only getting two.
[15:04] Oso
    Then I'll get this one,
    this one, this one, and this one.
[15:07] Todo
    Stop ignoring the limit of two!
[15:09] Choro
    Also, the ones you picked
[15:11] Choro
    are just the ones you want to eat, aren't they?
[15:13] Oso
    Yup.
[15:14] Choro
    All six of us are going to eat them!
[15:16] Oso
    Wait, really?
[15:18] Choro
    Of course we are! God, would it
    kill you to think of us for once?
[15:21] Jyushi
    Our shitty older brother
    planned to eat them all himself.
[15:24] Oso
    But I mean, you guys would
    want the pizzas I want, too.
[15:27] All
    Why?!
[15:28] Todo
    Your outlook is so messed up!
[15:30] Ichi
    Seriously, there's
    something wrong with him.
[15:32] Choro
    Oh, what's this, Ichimatsu-kun?
[15:34] Ichi
    Do you guys remember the
    last time we ordered pizza?
[15:38] Ichi
    He sneakily takes more than the rest of us.
[15:42] Ichi
    And where it's cut in the center,
[15:44] Ichi
    if there's a shrimp or a huge glob of cheese
    or something there, he'll always take it!
[15:51] Ichi
    Like it's the obvious thing to do,
    without a shred of guilt!
[15:54] Jyushi
    On our way home from that wedding, he said,
[15:56] Jyushi
    "I don't think I could live with
     someone," out of the blue,
[15:58] Jyushi
    but it's more amazing we're
    able to live with him at all!
[16:01] Choro
    Right? No one in this world
    would want to live with him.
[16:05] Ichi
    What do you think about
    that aspect of yourself?
[16:08] Oso
    Well, you know...
[16:11] Oso
    I'm just that kind of character.
[16:12] Ichi
    I'll kill you.
[16:13] Todo
    Just so you know,
    we haven't accepted this.
[16:16] Todo
    We just have no other choice.
[16:18] Choro
    Exactly! I couldn't have
    put it better myself.
[16:19] Choro
    We don't actually
     forgive everything you do.
[16:21] Oso
    Okay, jeez. You guys are so picky.
[16:25] Oso
    I'll let it slide, though,
    since I'm the oldest.
[16:30] Oso
    Huh?
[16:31] Todo
    Never mind.
[16:32] Jyushi
    We won't expect anything.
[16:33] Choro
    Nothing.
[16:34] Oso
    Huh?
[16:36] Jyushi
    Which one are you picking,
    Karamatsu-niisan?
[16:38] Kara
    Huh?
[16:40] Kara
    You mean pizza?
[16:43] Kara
    Just pick whatever ones you want.
[16:45] Kara
    I'm fine with whatever.
[16:47] All
    Wh-Whatever?
[16:49] Oso
    Wait, what?
[16:53] Jyushi
    Hang on a sec.
[16:54] Kara
    Huh?
[16:55] Jyushi
    Have a seat.
[16:56] Jyushi
    We'll set the pizzas aside for a sec.
[16:57] Jyushi
    Let's talk about you, Karamatsu-niisan.
[16:59] All
    Yes, let's.
[17:00] Kara
    Huh?!
[17:04] Todo
    Do you really think stuff
    like that, Karamatsu-niisan?
[17:07] Todo
    You're really okay with
    whatever pizzas we pick?
[17:10] Kara
    Yes, whatever you choose,
[17:14] Kara
    I'll accept your choices, my brothers!
[17:18] Jyushi
    What do you really think, though?
[17:20] Kara
    Huh?
[17:21] Ichi
    What's going on in your head?
[17:22] Choro
    We just can't read you, Karamatsu.
[17:25] Oso
    Yeah, you're a mystery.
[17:27] Todo
    Is there really no pizza you'd want?
[17:30] Kara
    No.
[17:30] Todo
    Of course there is!
     And we want to know what it is!
[17:33] Kara
    But I don't have one!
[17:34] Jyu
    You really don't like
    letting people in, do you?
[17:37] Choro
    He seems nice, but he's actually exclusive.
[17:39] Oso
    Exclusivematsu.
[17:40] Ichi
    Exclusivematsu.
[17:44] Kara
    Okay, then, let me just say this.
SIGN    Super Popular! Gluttonous 4
    Enjoy 4 kinds of pizzas in one!!
[17:46] Kara
    This is just hypothetical, right?
[17:48] Kara
    We're not actually ordering pizza, right?
[17:50] Kara
    So what do we get from picking?
    What a pain in the ass.
[17:53] Ichi
    Wait, is that what you've
    thought this whole time?
[17:56] Kara
    Yeah.
[17:57] Kara
    I thought, "Man, they're
    talking about something dumb.
[18:00] Kara
    This sucks." That's why I tried to end it.
[18:04] Kara
    I don't want to waste any more time.
    I'm Exclusivematsu? Fine by me.
[18:08] Kara
    I'd be more than happy to be
    free from this dumbass topic.
[18:11] Jyushi
    Uh, you can go to the bathroom now...
[18:14] Kara
    It's not like I really have to go.
     I just wanted to get the hell outta here.
[18:17] Kara
    Why, you ask?
[18:18] Kara
    Because you shitheads wouldn't stop
    talking about this shitty topic
[18:21] Kara
    and kept yapping and yapping and yapping...
[18:24] Both
    Sorry, we're sorry...
[18:24] Kara
    Exclusivematsu? Go on, call me that.
[18:26] Kara
    Call me Exclusivematsu-niisan. Come on.
[18:28] ---
    We're sorry.
[18:30] Kara
    Well?
[18:32] Choro
    I guess "Exclusivematsu" was a landmine.
[18:34] Ichi
    Let's not do that again.
[18:40] Todo
    What're we gonna do?
[18:41] Choro
    About what?
[18:42] Todo
    We need to decide on the pizzas.
[18:44] Choro
    We really don't, though.
[18:50] Kara
    You know, pizza didn't exist a long time ago.
[18:53] Kara
    Didn't it suddenly appear out of nowhere?
[18:56] Oso
    True. When was that?
[18:59] Todo
    When did we first eat pizza?
[19:03] Kara
    A pizza bun from a convenience store?
[19:05] Ichi
    Might be.
[19:06] Todo
    That's true for pizza, but pasta
    sorta came out of nowhere, too.
[19:11] Todo
    It used to just be "spaghetti."
[19:12] Todo
    Then we suddenly started calling it "pasta."
[19:14] Jyushi
    True.
[19:15] Ichi
    When did we start calling it pasta?
[19:18] Ichi
    It's sorta embarrassing switching over.
[19:21] Jyushi
    "Pfft, he actually calls it pasta."
[19:24] Ichi
    Yeah, exactly that.
[19:26] Todo
    You all call it pasta now, right?
[19:28] Oso
    I still call it spaghetti.
[19:29] Todo
    No way!
[19:29] Both
    Spaghetti.
[19:30] Kara
    For real? You still haven't switched over?
[19:33] Oso
    We totally missed the opportunity.
[19:36] Ichi
    That happens, though.
    Like saying "walking" in English.
[19:39] Todo
    Or calling the past an archive?
[19:41] Jyushi
    This, too.
[19:42] Jyshi
    We used to call this "Margarita,"
    but now we say "Margherita."
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[19:48] Choro
    Well, it's the same with pizza.
    Now people say it like "pitza."
[19:51] All
    Yeah, no.
[19:52] Choro
    Huh?
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[19:53] Todo
    Pitza isn't right.
    Yeah, no. No one says that.
[19:56] Oso
    Man, you suck at these conversations.
[20:00] Ichi
    If you just didn't know, it'd be fine,
[20:03] Ichi
    but you always act like you
    know everything and fall flat.
[20:07] Choro
    That's fine. I believe in myself.
[20:09] Ichi
    The hell?
[20:10] Kara
    Excellent Exclusivematsu move.
[20:13] Jyushi
    So...
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[20:14] Jyushi
    What're we gonna do about the pizzas?
[20:17] Oso
    Only two, huh? That's the hard part.
[20:22] Todo
    Man, sextuplets are a lot!
[20:25] Todo
    Seriously, what are sextuplets?
    That's messed up! So annoying!
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[20:28] All
    It is a lot!
[20:29] Todo
    Imagine if we were just two brothers!
    We'd decide on pizza instantly!
[20:32] Todo
    And we'd be able to eat a ton of it!
[20:34] Choro
    Man, I wanna eat a whole pizza!
[20:38] Jyushi
    Same here. Talk about a dream.
[20:40] Kara
    Even our room is small.
    Why are there so many of us?
[20:43] Kara
    Someone move out already.
[20:45] Oso
    And we all look way too much alike.
[20:47] Oso
    One of you get plastic
    surgery already, jackasses.
[20:50] Ichi
    Do you guys realize how much
    I suffer, living with you all?
[20:53] Jyushi
    Wait, wait, wait, I'm
    the one who's suffering.
[20:55] Choro
    Uh, it's me.
[20:57] Todo
    Wait, wait.
[20:57] Oso
    Wait, wait.
[20:58] All
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[21:00] Oso
    Todomatsu, you've got it great.
[21:03] Todo
    Huh?
[21:03] Oso
    The youngest has it the best.
[21:05] Oso
    Everyone dotes on you. Your life
    must be awesome. No worries at all.
[21:11] Todo
    Are you freakin' serious?
[21:13] Oso
    Huh?
[21:14] Todo
    Being the youngest out of us six is easy?
[21:17] Todo
    I have no troubles?
[21:19] Oso
    It must be nice. Your big bro is jelly.
[21:25] Oso
    Why?! Why are you choking me?! Todomatsu, hey!
[21:26] Todo
    You can't be serious!
[21:32] Jyushi
    We were just talking about some pizza
    we weren't gonna actually order.
[21:54] Ichi
    Hey.
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[21:57] Ichi
    What if we were gonna order sushi?
[21:59] Oso
    Aw, man. Sushi!
[22:02] Todo
    That's hard.
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[23:39] Kara
    Good... This is Karamatsu.
[23:41] Kara
    Good, good.
[23:44] Kara
    Next time on Mr. Osomatsu,
    we've got "AI"...
[23:47] Kara
    Just like that. Yeah, just like that, AI!
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[23:51] Kara
    See you ne— Oh, yes!