M1 - Mr. Osomatsu THE MOVIE
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[01:12] Guy
Hey, Uchikawa! It's been forever!
[01:15] Guy
It has!
[01:16] Guy
It's been since graduation,
hasn't it? How've you been?
[01:18] Guy
Great!
SIGN Asian Dining
Bamboo
Reserved for
Akatsuka High School
66th Class Reunion
[01:20] Guy
All right, now,
[01:22] Guy
I'd like to officially begin the reunion of the
66th graduating class of Akatsuka High School.
[01:28] Guy
Everyone has a drink, right?
[01:31] Guy
Okay, all together, everyone! Cheers!
[01:35] All
Cheers!
[01:38] Girl
It's great to see you.
[01:39] Girl
Hey, let me join you.
[01:45] Guy
You're bald!
[01:47] Girl
What?!
[01:48] Girl
You got married?!
[01:49] Girl
No way!
[01:49] Girl
Wait, when?
[01:52] Choro
That takes me back!
[01:52] Totty
You look like you lost some weight.
You're even cuter now.
[01:55] Guy
Dude, that's insane!
[01:57] Guy
I know, right?
[01:59] Oso
That's insane, all right.
[02:00] Kara
You can take my picture if you want.
[02:02] Jyu
Hey, Ichimatsu-niisan! Let's go over there!
[02:05] Jyu
They already did the toast!
[02:06] Ichi
I'm fine right here.
[02:07] Jyu
Come on! Come on!
[02:08] Ichi
No, really, I'm fine right here.
[02:11] Jyu
Come on!
[02:11] Ichi
I'm fine, Jyushimatsu!
[02:14] Guy
Oh, Yowai-san.
[02:16] Guy
It's been a while.
You look as cute as ever, I see.
[02:20] Toto
Yeah, I know.
[02:22] Girl
Totoko-chan's so cute.
[02:24] Toto
I know.
[02:25] Girls
So cute!
[02:25] Toto
Oh, I know. I know.
[02:26] Toto
Yup, I know.
[02:27] Toto
Thanks, I know.
[02:29] Toto
I'm very aware. Thanks.
[02:31] Toto
Yup, I know.
[02:32] Lady
Really? She's not even trying
to deny it or act humble.
[02:36] Lady
Wow.
[02:37] Toto
Hm? Did you say something, uggo?
[02:43] Glasses
But you know...
[02:45] Glasses
You sextuplets sure have changed.
[02:48] Oso
Have we?
[02:49] Girl
Yeah! You're so different now compared
to when you were in high school.
[02:53] Glasses
Yeah, totally.
[02:54] Choro
Really? We can't tell
the difference ourselves.
[02:58] Jyu
I don't really remember high school at all.
[03:00] Totty
But you know, I'm glad we ended up
coming to the reunion after all.
[03:05] Jyu
Yeah! It's a lot of fun!
[03:07] Kara
I'm so happy to see all my friends again!
[03:11] Kara
This reunion is the best!
[03:13] All
The best!
[03:16] Oso
I'm gonna go take a leak.
[03:19] Choro
Be careful on your way home.
[03:20] Oso
I'm not going home yet! I'm taking a leak!
[03:22] Choro
Yeah, sure.
[03:23] Ichi
Hey, should we drink a little more?
[03:26] Totty
Aw, if you insist.
[03:30] Glasses
Hey, by the way, what are
all of you guys doing now?
[03:34] All
Huh?!
[03:35] Glasses
Are you students, or did
you start working somewhere?
[03:41] Glasses
What's up?
[03:43] Glasses
Wait, what's with those faces?
[03:45] Glasses
Why'd you suddenly shut yourselves off?
[03:47] Glasses
Uh, hello?!
[03:48] Choro
Wh-What do you mean?
[03:50] Glasses
I mean... I was just wondering what
you guys have been up to lately.
[03:54] Jyu
Well, if you're asking what we're "doing"...
[03:57] Kara
Oh, you know. We've got lots going on.
[03:59] Ichi
Yeah, lots.
[04:00] Choro
Right, lots!
[04:05] Totty
I'm a salaryman.
[04:10] Girl
Wow, you're a salaryman, Todomatsu-kun?
[04:13] Totty
Yes. I am.
[04:16] All
He lied!
[04:17] Choro
That bastard went and did it!
[04:19] Choro
He's acting like he's the
only one of us with a job!
[04:21] Kara
You're trying to get ahead,
aren't you, Totty?!
[04:22] Kara
You're trying to leave us behind
and act like the cool one!
[04:25] Ichi
Curse you, Dry Monster.
[04:27] Ichi
You won't get away with that!
[04:28] Glasses
So, what about the rest of you?
[04:30] Glasses
What are you doing right now, Jyushimatsu?
[04:33] jyu
Huh? Um...
[04:35] jyu
I'm a salaryman, I guess.
[04:37] Both
Huh?
[04:38] Glasses
You're also a salaryman?
[04:39] Girl
The same job as Todomatsu-kun?
[04:41] Totty
Hey! Why are you copying me?!
[04:43] Todo
Come up with your own lie!
[04:44] Todo
Otherwise they'll know I'm lying, too!
[04:47] Glasses
What about you, Ichimatsu?
[04:48] Ichi
Huh? I'm a salaryman.
[04:49] Glasses
And you, Choromatsu?
[04:50] Choro
I'm a salaryman.
[04:51] Glasses
And you, Karamatsu?
[04:52] Kara
I am a salaryman.
[04:53] Glasses
What?! You're all salarymen?
What kind of coincidence is that?
[04:57] Todo
No, no, no, no, no! We just
all happened to, uh, yeah...
[04:59] Todo
I guess miracles do happen sometimes!
[05:02] Todo
It's so weird!
[05:06] Girl
I see.
[05:08] Girl
So you're all working for some company
now. You've grown up so much.
[05:11] All
Huh?
[05:12] Glasses
That's really great.
[05:13] All
Huh? Great?
[05:14] All
Nah, nah, nah, it's not a huge deal.
[05:17] Jyu
I mean, we're adults in our twenties.
Of course we're working.
[05:21] Todo
Yeah, totally! It's completely normal!
[05:23] Girl
So what company do you work for?
[05:25] All
Huh?!
[05:26] Girl
And where is it?
[05:28] All
Huh?!
[05:29] Kara
Well...
[05:34] Glasses
That's pretty suspicious.
[05:36] Glasses
Are you guys lying?
[05:38] Girl
What? Are you?
[05:39] Choro
No, no, no! Of course not!
[05:41] Kara
We're not!
[05:42] Ichi
Why would we lie about that?
[05:43] Todo
Yeah!
[05:45] Jyu
Hey! Don't underestimate us!
[05:48] All
Don't underestimate us!
[05:49] Girl
Oh, I know.
[05:50] All
Huh?!
[05:51] Girl
Maybe they're all working at that one place.
[05:54] Girl
You know. Akatsuka Hotel, near the station.
[05:56] Girl
I heard a rumor not long ago that some of
[05:59] Girl
our old classmates were working there.
[06:02] Glasses
And that's you?
[06:03] All
Y-Yeah, yeah! That's us!
[06:05] Guy
Really?
[06:07] Guy
I work at Akatsuka Hotel, too.
[06:15] Todo
Someone actually works there!
[06:17] Kara
What the hell is Akatsuka Hotel, anyway?!
[06:19] Jyu
Dunno!
[06:19] Kara
Where is it?!
[06:20] Jyu
Dunno! We've never heard of this hotel!
[06:23] Guy
But I don't think I've ever bumped
into any of you guys at the hotel.
[06:27] Girl
What's going on?
[06:28] Todo
W-Well, you know... You probably
wouldn't see us there.
[06:31] Jyu
Yeah, yeah!
[06:32] Guy
Huh?
[06:33] Choro
Because we're employees that
don't actually work in the hotel.
[06:36] Jyu
Yeah, yeah!
[06:37] Guy
What kind of employee is that?
[06:39] Jyu
We're brand ambassadors.
[06:42] Both
Brand ambassadors?
[06:43] All
Yup, yup.
SIGN Welcome to Akatsuka Hotel!
[06:45] Kara
We take photos for promotional posters...
SIGN Akatsuka Hotel Lottery
[06:47] Ichi
Hype up events...
[06:49] Jyu
And even throw the first pitch!
[06:51] Jyu
Hup!
[06:52] Ump
Strike!
[06:54] Choro
Oh, we're in a commercial, too.
SIGN Sponsored by
Akatsuka Realty
[06:56] Choro
You haven't seen it?
[06:58] Choro
If you're going to stay at a hotel...
[07:02] Kara
Aah, this is the perfect place to be!
[07:05] Ichi
The shower's water
pressure is amazingly low.
[07:08] Jyu
And you might even see some ghosts!
[07:12] Kara
Even so...
[07:14] Todo
Even so...
[07:15] All
We'll be waiting for all of your tips at
SIGN Akatsuka Hotel
[07:19] All
Akatsuka Hotel!
SIGN A 3-minute walk from Akatsuka Station
[07:25] Choro
You've never seen it?
[07:26] Guy
No, never.
[07:27] Girl
And who'd want to stay
at a hotel like that?
[07:29] Kara
Well, they only air that
commercial in Hokkaido.
[07:31] Girl
This hotel's in Tokyo, isn't it?!
[07:33] Glasses
Oh, hey, Osomatsu.
[07:34] Oso
What's up?
[07:35] Glasses
We were just talking to these
guys, and we wondered...
[07:38] Glasses
What are you guys doing these days?
[07:41] Oso
We're NEETs.
[07:42] Glasses
Huh?!
[07:47] Guy
N-NEETs?
[07:49] Oso
Yup. We haven't done a thing
since graduating high school.
[07:52] Oso
We've been unemployed this whole time!
[08:02] Girl
Wait... Really?
[08:04] Oso
Yup! To top it off, none of us
have ever had a girlfriend!
[08:08] Oso
Even though there's six of us!
[08:10] Oso
Totally untouched. A group of virgins
that can only be called a miracle!
[08:14] Oso
Yeah, we never thought
we'd end up like this!
[08:17] Oso
But what can ya do?
[08:26] Oso
Huh?
SIGN Mr. Osomatsu
SIGN Mr. Osomatsu
SIGN Mr. Osomatsu
SIGN The Movie
SIGN Mr. Osomatsu
SIGN Mr. Osomatsu
SIGN Mr. Osomatsu
[10:00] Guy
Hey, you listening, NEET Village?
[10:03] Guy
You're all over twenty!
What the hell are you even doing?
[10:06] Guy
You all still live at home,
and you're all still NEETs?
[10:08] Guy
What the hell are you even thinking?
[10:10] Guy
I'm embarrassed to be
your former classmate.
[10:12] Guy
You listening, NEET Village?
[10:14] Guy
NEET Village!
[10:16] Oso
What's "NEET Village"?
[10:18] Kara
Don't ask me.
[10:18] Choro
We're being called a village.
[10:21] Todo
Ugh, everyone's staring at us.
[10:24] Jyu
I wanna go home.
[10:25] Ichi
I'm sorry we were ever born.
[10:27] Atsushi
Now, now. I think that's enough, Uchikawa.
[10:30] Uchi
Atsushi!
[10:31] Atsu
We're supposed to be having
a fun reunion, remember?
[10:34] Atsu
I'm sure they've had their own problems.
[10:37] Girl
Oh my gosh, Atsushi-kun! You're so nice!
[10:39] Girl 2
Yeah! You have such a big heart!
[10:42] Atsu
Want to go for a drive
in my car sometime?
[10:44] Girls
Totally! Yay!
[10:47] Atsu
NEET Village has a nice ring to it.
You boys are charming.
[10:54] Todo
He called us charming!
That makes me so happy!
[10:59] Todo
Like hell it does! Hey, you piece of shit!
[11:03] Oso
Totty, don't!
[11:05] Choro
If you put your hands on him here,
you'll be at fault!
[11:09] Kara
Show 'em what NEET Village is made of!
[11:10] Jyu
What's NEET Village?
[11:11] Kara
Hell if I know!
[11:12] Jyu
Where is it?
[11:13] Kara
Hell if I know! I've never heard of it!
[11:18] Oso
What's the matter, Totoko-chan?
[11:19] Toto
Not here... That's too bad.
[11:21] Oso
Who's not here?
[11:23] Toto
Takahashi-san.
[11:24] Oso
Takahashi-san?
[11:28] Toto
I was hoping we could meet up...
[11:30] Uchi
Hey!
[11:31] Uchi
NEET Village!
[11:37] Guy
All right, who's ready to drink some more?
[11:39] Some
I'm in!
[11:40] Guy
My wife would get mad.
[11:42] Girl
Oh, come on. It's just for today.
[11:44] Guy
Do you have work tomorrow?
[11:45] Girl
Nope, I took some PTO.
[11:47] Guy
Aw, lucky.
[11:48] Uchi
Hey, aren't you guys coming?
[11:50] Todo
Huh?
[11:51] Todo
Er, we, uh... W-We'll stop by later!
[11:54] Choro
Yeah, we'll catch up.
[11:57] Uchi
Oh, okay.
[11:58] Some
Not like you have work tomorrow...
[12:06] Choro
That wasn't what I was expecting at all.
[12:08] Todo
It sorta sucked.
[12:10] Ichi
Everyone else is so amazing.
Some even got married.
[12:15] All
Gross.
[12:16] Choro
Some bought cars, too.
[12:18] All
Gross.
[12:20] Todo
Some of them are even dads now.
[12:22] Choro
And yet we're all still NEETs,
[12:24] Choro
and our parents paid for
us to go to the reunion!
[12:29] Chibi
You guys okay?! You're melting!
[12:31] Chibi
Don't die at my stall! Come on, now!
SIGN Oden
[12:35] Oso
How weird.
[12:38] Oso
I figured we'd be more popular than that.
[12:41] Oso
I thought I'd get a girlfriend at the reunion.
[12:44] Both
What?!
[12:45] Both
It was all your fault!
[12:47] Choro
You told everyone we're NEETs!
That's how we ended up in that mess!
[12:51] Oso
What? Lying is bad, though.
[12:54] Choro
Well, yeah, but...
[12:56] Oso
NEETs and virgins...
[12:57] Oso
Don't you want to meet some girls who
would love us just the way we a—
[13:02] Todo
Let me remind you. Girls like that
don't actually exist in real life.
[13:06] Todo
That's why we're in this predicament.
[13:09] Todo
Want me to stab your nipples?
[13:10] Choro
Or maybe your urethra?
[13:12] Oso
I'm sorry. Please, no.
[13:14] Ichi
But you know... When those guys were talking
about what we were like in high school,
SIGN Hybrid Oden
[13:19] Ichi
I didn't know how to join the conversation.
[13:22] Ichi
I don't really want to remember those days.
[13:25] Ichi
There's nothing to even remember.
[13:27] Kara
You're being so dark, my brother.
[13:29] Kara
Come on! We had our reunion today!
[13:32] Kara
Let's talk more about our
wonderful teenage memories!
[13:35] Oso
Teenage memories? What?
[13:37] Todo
How can this idiot be so positive?
[13:39] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[13:39] Ichi
Gross.
[13:41] Kara
Youth! And love! We experienced so much!
[13:44] Todo
Yeah? Like what?
[13:45] Kara
For example...
[13:50] Kara
Give me a minute.
[13:51] Choro
See? There's nothing! Not a thing!
[13:53] Choro
We didn't have a damn thing back then!
[13:55] Oso
We still don't!
[13:56] Todo
Yeah! We don't!
[13:57] Kara
Damn it!
[14:03] Chibi
That's enough, you idjits!
[14:05] Chibi
Quit yer damn whining!
[14:07] Chibi
You got to see everyone after all those
years, right? That should be enough!
[14:12] Chibi
I never even went to high school,
[14:14] Chibi
so just hearing about a class reunion
makes me jealous, you idjits.
[14:20] Chibi
Why are you looking at me like that?
[14:22] Kara
Fear not, Chibita!
[14:24] Kara
Even if you don't have any
former high school classmates,
[14:27] Kara
you have us, your forever buddies,
right by your side!
[14:33] Chibi
Uh, I think my problem is that I only
have trash like you around me...
[14:39] Kara
Sorry.
[14:40] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[14:41] Iyami
Gimme more!
[14:47] Iyami
Eating and drinking on someone
else's dime is amazing!
[14:52] Iyami
Me is so happy!
[14:55] All
Iyami!
[14:58] Jyu
Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho!
[15:00] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[15:04] Chibi
Hey, hey, hey.
[15:06] Chibi
Drink like civilized people, you idjits.
[15:12] Chibi
Wait.
[15:13] Chibi
Don't go running away like that!
[15:15] Chibi
Pay me, damn it!
SIGN Stronger Zero
[15:26] Jyu
I know they're somewhere in here...
SIGN Matsuzou
SIGN Cabaret
Moonlight
SIGN Akatsuka High School
66th Class Graduation Album
[15:37] Oso
Hey, why the hell did you dig
up our graduation albums?
[15:41] Todo
Jyushimatsu-niisan.
[15:42] Jyu
Huh? You don't wanna look at them?
[15:44] Todo
No! Put those things away!
[15:47] Choro
How did I end up like this?
[15:50] Choro
I'm the only one of you assholes who's
responsible and living a proper life.
[15:55] Oso
Uh, you're in the same damn
boat as the rest of us.
[15:57] Todo
You're all for show, Choromatsu-niisan.
[15:59] Todo
You're just a stupid perv inside.
[16:01] Choro
Todomatsu-kun, I do believe
that's going too far.
[16:04] Kara
But seriously...
[16:05] Kara
How did we all end up like this?
[16:09] Kara
Why didn't any of us try to go to
college or get a job after graduation?
[16:15] Oso
Oh, you mean why are we NEET Village?
[16:17] Ichi
Probably because we're shit.
[16:18] Choro
Yeah. I don't know exactly when
it happened, but at some point,
[16:22] Choro
I was just like, "I guess I'm okay with this."
[16:25] Kara
At what point did you think that?
[16:27] Choro
I don't know. I don't remember.
[16:29] Jyu
Oh, yeah. Did you know?
[16:32] Jyu
They had our reunion today because
it was the same day as our graduation.
SIGN Akatsuka High School 66th Class Graduation Album
[16:36] All
Our graduation?
[16:37] Jyu
Yup. Some odd years ago today,
we graduated high school.
[16:42] Ichi
Oh... Graduation, huh?
[16:44] Oso
Graduation, eh?
[16:46] Todo
Hey, he's right.
[16:47] Oso
Whoa, you're right. I totally forgot.
[16:51] Oso
Come on, Jyushimatsu!
[16:53] Choro
I told you, I don't need to see it.
[16:57] Ichi
Hey, I just remembered.
[16:58] All
Huh?
[16:59] Ichi
The day before graduation,
an elephant appeared near our house.
[17:03] Todo
An elephant?
[17:04] Choro
Like, the animal?
[17:05] Ichi
Yeah. Apparently it escaped from
the zoo and chased Hatabou down.
[17:10] Todo
Hatabou?! Was he okay?
[17:12] Ichi
No, he ended up getting
involved in a pile-up accident,
[17:16] Ichi
then there was an explosion
and he flew into the sky,
[17:18] Ichi
and he somehow ran right
into a plane that was up there
[17:21] Ichi
and made the plane crash.
[17:23] Choro
What the hell?! That's a major disaster!
[17:25] Choro
How did Hatabou not die?!
[17:27] Ichi
Wait, you guys don't remember this?
[17:30] Jyu
I remember!
[17:31] Oso
It was a pretty huge deal back then.
[17:33] Both
Yeah.
[17:34] Todo
What?
[17:34] Choro
I didn't know.
[17:35] Kara
First time I've heard about it.
[17:37] Ichi
Huh? Why do half of us remember
it and half of us don't?
[17:44] Oso
Oh, whatever. Let's stop
talking about high school.
[17:47] Todo
Yeah, it just makes things awkward.
[17:50] Ichi
I'm going to forget everything...
Seal everything away.
[17:51] Oso
Bedtime for me. I'm going
to the horse races tomorrow.
[17:53] Choro
Horse races? Do you
even have any money?
[17:56] Oso
Man, I want a girlfriend!
[17:58] Choro
How is that an answer to my question?!
[17:59] Todo
I want a girlfriend, too!
[18:01] Kara
I want to be popular!
[18:02] Oso
I want to be popular!
[18:03] Choro
Oh, shut up already.
[18:04] Todo
Also, I wanna do something pervy!
[18:06] Ichi
Me, too.
[18:07] Oso
Oh, you mean sex?
[18:08] Choro
Hey!
[18:08] Kara
Sex?
[18:09] Choro
Hey!
[18:09] Jyu
Are you talking about sex?
[18:11] Choro
Hey!
[18:12] Ichi
Are you guys talking about sex?
[18:13] Choro
Hey, come on! Stop it!
[18:19] Oso
Man, today was exhausting...
[18:21] All
Yeah...
[19:07] Kara
I think I drank too much.
[19:13] Kara
He sure has a unique way of sleeping.
[19:18] Kara
How do you even sleep like that?
[19:22] Kara
Wait, you're not even asleep.
[19:24] Kara
You're awake, right?
[19:25] Jyu
Morning, Karamatsu-niisan!
[19:27] Kara
You were actually asleep?! What?!
[19:29] Jyu
Man, my head hurts.
[19:32] Kara
I think we drank a bit too
much yesterday, Jyushimatsu.
[19:45] Jyu
What's wrong?
[19:47] Todo
What the heck?
[19:47] Oso
Jeez, you're loud...
[19:49] Kara
Wha...
[19:50] Kara
What is all this?
[19:55] Choro
What?!
[19:56] Ichi
What's going on?!
[19:59] Jyu
This takes me back!
[20:01] Jyu
This is the desk where we
did homework in high school.
[20:04] Jyu
We got it at a secondhand store.
Not that we ever did homework, anyway.
[20:12] Jyu
What?!
[20:14] Choro
Delayed reaction much?!
[20:15] Todo
Wh-Wh-Wh-What's going on here?
What happened?
[20:18] Oso
I'm scared!
[20:34] Hata
Save me, jo!
[20:36] Kara
Hatabou!
[20:38] Choro
He's being chased down by an elephant?!
[20:42] Todo
A pile-up accident?!
[20:49] Todo
This is the accident we were
talking about yesterday,
[20:52] Todo
the one that happened the day
before graduation, right?
[20:55] Choro
Which means... Don't tell me...
[21:13] Choro
Wait! We need our shoes!
SIGN Matsu
[21:28] Choro
Hey, about what we just saw...
[21:34] Jyu
Huh?
[21:35] Jyu
Eitarou's house isn't here!
[21:37] Oso
Why? All the stores are different!
[21:40] Oso
This is supposed to be
a Chinese restaurant!
[21:42] Kara
The family restaurant is gone, too!
SIGN For Sale
[21:44] Choro
So is the live music club!
SIGN Akatsuka Baths
SIGN Akatsuka Baths
[21:47] Ichi
That sign is old.
[21:49] Choro
So that really means...
[21:52] Choro
We're in the past, aren't we?
[21:55] Oso
Huh?! What the hell does that mean?!
[21:57] Choro
Well, that has to be it!
[21:58] Choro
I mean, Hatabou was
chased by an elephant,
[22:00] Choro
got involved in a pile-up,
and made a plane crash!
[22:03] Ichi
Yeah, and the town looks
like it did before.
[22:06] Jyu
What?!
[22:07] Todo
Then we have to hurry up
and get back to the future!
[22:10] Todo
Let's go back to our own time, fast!
[22:12] Kara
Huh? But how are we
supposed to do that?
[22:16] Todo
There's only one way!
[22:30] Jyu
Go!
[22:32] Oso
Go, Totty!
[22:33] Todo
We're going back to the future
with this time machine!
[22:35] All
We're going back!
[22:40] Doc kara
Come on, lighting! Any time now!
[22:50] ---
Now!
[22:55] Doc kara
Yes! We did it!
[22:58] Doc kara
Wait! If I'm doing this role, I can't go
back to the future with everyone else!
[23:08] Doc Kara
That was close...
[23:10] All
Tch.
SIGN Under Construction
SIGN Akatsuka Hotel
[23:15] Oso
Say, Karamatsu.
[23:16] Kara
What's up?
[23:17] Oso
Doesn't something seem
weird about the scenery?
[23:21] Kara
Scenery?
[23:33] Choro
Wait, what is this?
[23:35] Ichi
We're not seeing things, right?
[23:37] Jyu
What's going on?
[23:53] Ichi
What is this?
[23:56] Kara
Jesus!
[23:57] Kara
What the hell's going on?
[24:09] Todo
I'm scared!
[24:10] Todo
What is this?!
[24:11] Todo
What are we supposed to do?!
[24:14] Choro
What the hell is this world?!
[24:22] Ichi
Hey, it's the cat from earlier.
[24:28] All
Professor Dekapan!
[24:33] Oso
Hear us out, Dekapan!
We're in big trouble!
[24:37] Oso
If we were to explain what's
going on with us right now...
[24:40] Oso
This and that and this and
then that happened!
[24:43] Jyu
Then this and that and this happened!
[24:45] Kara
Then this happened,
and this turned into that!
[24:47] Ichi
Then so and so and such
and such happened!
[24:49] Oso
And that's how we ended up in this situation!
[24:52] Oso
What are we supposed to do?!
[24:54] choro
The hell was that explanation?
[24:55] todo
They can't be serious.
[24:59] Deka
I see! I understand everything!
[25:02] Choro
What?! No way...
[25:04] Todo
The perks of being a gag anime, I guess.
[25:06] Deka
In short, you didn't actually
travel to the past.
[25:11] Kara
We're not in the past?
[25:12] Deka
You boys must have somehow ended up in
[25:15] Deka
a world within one of your memories!
[25:18] All
Within someone's memories?
[25:20] Deka
That's why the parts of town
that you don't clearly remember
[25:24] Deka
and people you don't know
look a bit incomplete.
[25:28] Deka
On the other hand,
people you do know, like me,
[25:31] Deka
look exactly how they're supposed to.
[25:33] Kara
I-I see...
[25:35] Todo
So this is someone's memory...
[25:37] Ichi
Wait, how did we end up here?
[25:43] Deka
I believe the cause of all of this
is that one of you had regrets.
[25:47] Ichi
Regrets?
[25:50] Todo
Hey! You should be listening!
This is important!
[25:55] Deka
Everyone has moments when they
think they should've done something
[25:58] Deka
differently in the past
or made a different choice.
[26:01] Deka
They may not realize it, but everyone
has a number of regrets in their hearts.
[26:06] Deka
Those feelings produce something
very powerful that they're not aware of.
[26:11] Deka
That's what's causing
this strange phenomenon.
[26:15] Deka
In short,
[26:16] Deka
one of you has a huge
regret from this era.
[26:22] Deka
If you don't take care of
whatever that regret is,
[26:25] Deka
I believe that you won't be
able to go back to reality.
[26:29] Choro
Regret?
[26:30] Todo
One of us has regrets?
[26:32] Oso
Is it you?
[26:33] Jyu
Nope!
[26:35] Deka
By the way...
[26:37] Deka
There are also certain risks in this world.
[26:40] Deka
If you linger too long in these memories,
[26:44] Deka
you'll turn into water fleas!
[26:47] Jyu
What?! Water fleas?!
[26:48] Oso
Where the hell did water
fleas come from?!
[26:50] Deka
There's nothing good about
letting your past hold you back.
[26:54] Choro
But seriously, why water fleas?!
SIGN Sky
[26:57] Deka
Also, try not to interact
with others too much
[27:00] Deka
or do things that never
happened in your memories.
[27:04] Deka
This is a world you shouldn't be in.
A world where you don't exist.
[27:13] Oso
That sure was a long explanation.
[27:15] Oso
I don't remember a single thing he said.
[27:17] Choro
Hey!
[27:18] Jyu
Dekapan's explanation sucked.
[27:20] Choro
You guys just weren't listening!
[27:22] Oso
I mean, I'm pretty sure this is fine.
[27:25] Oso
Nothing good's gonna happen
if we go back to reality.
[27:28] Todo
But we'll turn into water fleas.
[27:29] Oso
Water fleas, huh?
I guess no girls would like that.
[27:32] Todo
Right? So we have to get back to reality.
[27:35] Oso
I see. Nii-chan's got it now!
[27:39] Choro
Actually...
[27:40] Choro
Which one of us has regrets?
[27:42] Choro
We're not getting anywhere
until we figure that out.
[27:45] Jyu
Who is it?
[27:46] Ichi
Who is it?
[27:47] Oso
Come forward.
[27:48] Choro
Who is it?
[27:52] Ichi
Jeez...
[27:54] Choro
Hey, look over there.
SIGN #@st Office
[27:57] Choro
The "po" in post office is
all messed up, isn't it?
[28:00] All
Yeah.
[28:01] Choro
Which means the owner of the memory
we're in doesn't know that kanji.
[28:05] Choro
In other words, he's an idiot.
[28:07] All
I see.
[28:08] Todo
Over there, too.
[28:09] Todo
Whoever it is, they read
"monthly parking" as "moonly parking."
SIGN Moonly Parking Lot
No uNaUtHoRiZeD Parking
Akatsuka Realty
[28:12] Oso
What a moron.
[28:13] All
I see...
[28:15] Jyu
Wait, wait, wait! It's not me!
[28:17] Jyu
You guys are so rude!
[28:18] Choro
Hang on a second.
There's another huge hint over there.
SIGN Adults' Paradise
[28:22] Choro
That pervy shop is sparkling.
[28:24] All
I see...
[28:26] Oso
Man, you guys sure know
your big brother.
[28:29] Choro
Why are you admitting it?
At least try to deny it.
[28:31] Todo
Why have you been keeping your
eyes closed, Ichimatsu-niisan?
[28:35] Jyu
Open your eyes, Ichimatsu-niisan.
[28:38] Ichi
Nope. I can't deal with
a world of memories.
[28:41] Jyu
Open your eyes!
[28:42] Ichi
Can't.
[28:43] Oso
You're acting suspicious, Ichimacchan.
[28:45] Oso
Could it be that you're the
one who created this world?
[28:48] Todo
Yeah. Ichimatsu-niisan
probably has tons of regrets.
[28:53] Kara
It's you, isn't it? Hmm?
[28:56] Dayon
It's been a while.
SIGN Virgins Welcome
[28:58] All
Dayon!
[28:59] Todo
Listen to this, Dayon!
We're in huge trouble!
[29:05] Oso
What?
[29:07] Oso
Seriously, what's your problem?
[29:08] Dayon
Something's off!
[29:11] Dayon
You don't smell like high school kids.
[29:14] Dayon
You smell like grown-up NEETs.
[29:17] Oso
What the hell does a NEET smell like?
[29:19] Todo
About that, Dayon... We've somehow
ended up in someone's memories.
[29:24] Dayon
Someone's memories?
[29:27] Todo
So this is someone's memory, and the
you that we see is also a memory.
[29:31] Todo
And to get out of here, we have to
get rid of the regret that one of us has.
[29:39] Choro
Are you okay? You seem to be panicking.
[29:41] Todo
We were wondering if you
[29:43] Todo
could tell us what kind of
regret you think we'd have.
[29:47] Todo
Oh, and I don't mean the "us"
you see here with you right now,
[29:50] Todo
but the "us" who are third-year high
school students in this memory.
[29:54] Dayon
Huh?! What?!
[29:56] Choro
Wait, wait! Remember what Dekapan said?
[29:57] Choro
We shouldn't interact
with people too much!
[30:00] Todo
Yeah, but...
[30:01] Todo
Come on, tell us, Dayon! Please?
[30:03] Todo
What kind of regrets did we
have as high school kids?
[30:05] Dayon
I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about!
[30:10] Choro
See?! I told you!
[30:12] Choro
We're not supposed to do stuff that
didn't happen in our original memories!
[30:15] Kara
Let's all remember what Dayon looked like!
[30:17] Kara
Then he should turn back to normal!
[30:19] All
Yeah!
[30:21] Kara
What did he look like again?
[30:23] Jyu
Something like this?
[30:25] Ichi
Maybe like this?
[30:27] Kara
That's it! Keep it up!
[30:32] Oso
Something's slightly off.
[30:34] Kara
Start over.
[30:39] Oso
He looks way too cool.
[30:40] Kara
Start over!
[30:44] Oso
He's cute!
[30:45] Five
So cute!
[30:46] Kara
That's not him!
[30:47] Oso
Wrong!
[30:49] Oso
Wrong!
[30:50] Oso
Wrong!
[30:50] Dayon
Sparkle!
[30:51] Oso
Wrong!
[30:51] Dayon
That's how it...
[30:52] Oso
Wrong!
[30:52] Dayon
Sanemats...
[30:53] Oso
Wrong!
[30:54] Oso
Come on, guys! Take this seriously!
[30:58] Oso
Man, I'm tired.
[31:00] Kara
I still think it's a little off,
[31:03] Kara
but I guess that'll work.
[31:07] Dayon
Wait!
[31:09] Dayon
Hey! This is the worst possible
shape you could leave me in!
SIGN Akatsuka Hospital
SIGN Akatsuka Hospital
SIGN Akatsuka High School
[31:30] Choro
My disguise is complete!
[31:31] Todo
My disguise is complete!
[31:33] Choro
We need to be careful.
[31:35] Todo
Yeah.
[31:36] Choro
We don't know what else
could happen in this world
[31:39] Choro
if someone recognizes us again.
[31:41] Todo
Yeah, we need to do our
best not to stand out.
[31:46] Todo
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[31:47] Todo
Why are you dressed like that?
[31:48] Todo
That'll just call even more attention to us!
[31:50] Kara
What?
[31:51] Kara
But you can't see my face
since I'm wearing this.
[31:54] Choro
Uh, your face is right there
for the world to see!
[31:56] Choro
Everyone will know it's you immediately!
[32:00] Choro
I don't see us.
[32:02] Todo
Yeah...
[32:03] Oso
Hey...
[32:04] Oso
It feels really creepy
to meet our past selves.
[32:08] Jyu
Yeah, it feels really weird.
[32:10] Todo
Well, what choice do we have?
[32:11] Todo
We're in this mess because we don't
know whose regret we're dealing with.
[32:15] Choro
What's the matter, Ichimatsu?
[32:16] Ichi
This is too exhausting.
[32:19] Choro
Huh? What is?
[32:20] Ichi
Just being in this memory world is hell,
[32:23] Ichi
and now I have to see my old self?
[32:25] Choro
Oh, so that's what you mean.
[32:27] Ichi
What? You're fine with it?
[32:29] Choro
Yeah, I'm totally fine with it.
[32:31] Choro
I mean, there's nothing
embarrassing about my old self.
[32:34] Choro
I'm actually looking forward
to seeing the younger me.
[32:37] Ichi
Uh... I don't get you at all.
[32:39] Kara
Hey, isn't that Choromatsu?
[32:41] Choro
Wait, you see me? Where, where, where?
[32:43] Kara
Right over there!
[32:45] Choro
What?
[32:52] All
What?! What the hell is that?!
[32:55] Oso
Isn't he walking all weird?
[32:56] Four
He is!
[32:57] Oso
Isn't he turning all weird?
[32:58] Four
He is!
[32:59] Choro
Goodbye! Yes, goodbye, everyone!
[33:02] Todo
Wait, what's with that voice?!
It's way too high!
[33:06] Oso
I forgot Choromatsu was like that!
[33:08] Ichi
Now I remember.
[33:09] Choro
So... So embarrassing!
[33:11] Choro
Tentei! Thank you for
everything today, Tentei!
[33:15] Kara
"Tentei"?! Did he just call
the teacher "Tentei"?!
[33:18] Choro
Are you heading home now, Tentei?
[33:21] Choro
I'm also heading home now, Tentei!
[33:25] Jyu
Oh, God, my stomach hurts...
[33:28] Choro
I'm going to start studying
as soon as I get home!
[33:30] Choro
That's a student's duty, after all!
[33:32] Choro
Well, goodbye!
[33:34] Oso
Wow, and there it is.
[33:36] Oso
He tried hard to make himself
look like an honor student.
[33:38] Todo
That part sure hasn't changed.
[33:40] Oso
And he tripped.
[33:41] Todo
That hasn't changed, either.
SIGN Pervy Girl
SIGN The Bigguns
[33:43] Kara
Hey! His bag is filled with dirty mags!
[33:48] Jyu
And a test he failed!
SIGN Matsuno Choromatsu
[33:55] Kara
What the heck? That was way too pathetic.
[33:57] Todo
No wonder that boy ends up dying
his hair brown in the future.
[34:00] Ichi
Totty, you shouldn't mention that.
[34:07] Oso
He tripped again.
[34:09] Todo
Choromatsu-niichan! Wait for me!
[34:14] Todo
Choromatsu-niichan!
[34:17] Jyu
What the heck? Is that Todomatsu?
[34:18] Todo
Me? What?!
[34:20] Todo
Why'd you leave me behind?
I wanna walk home with you!
[34:24] Ichi
What the hell? Is he seriously
in his third year of high school?
[34:26] Todo
Hey!
[34:27] Jyu
He's just a kid.
[34:28] Todo
Hey!
[34:28] Todo
No, I'm not a kid.
[34:29] Kara
Your cheeks were so red.
[34:30] Todo
Hey!
[34:31] Todo
Shove it!
[34:31] Oso
I bet you didn't even have any pubes.
[34:33] Todo
I did! I had a whole forest down there!
[34:34] Kara
Why does he keep hiding
behind Choromatsu?
[34:38] Jyu
He's such a kid.
[34:39] Todo
I was not!
[34:40] Jyu
What's he doing now?
[34:43] Jyu
Seriously, what were you doing?
You're like a kangaroo now!
[34:46] Todo
Wait... Where did you go,
Choromatsu-niichan?
[34:49] Todo
What?
[34:49] Oso
How the hell did you get lost?
[34:51] Jyu
What are you, a kid?
[34:52] Todo
I am not a kid!
[34:53] Kara
Wait, he got taken in.
[34:57] Todo
I was so scared!
[34:58] Jyu
He's seriously just a little kid!
[35:00] Todo
Oh, shut up! Stop calling me a kid!
[35:02] Oso
That's right... I guess that's
how Totty used to be.
[35:07] Kara
We say you're dry now,
[35:09] Kara
but back then, you were totally helpless
and couldn't do anything yourself.
[35:12] Oso
Yup.
[35:14] Oso
You loved your older brothers, didn't you?
[35:18] Choro
Here, I'll make your cheeks red again.
[35:20] Ichi
Nice.
[35:21] Todo
Stop that.
[35:21] Choro
Here!
[35:22] Ichi
Nice.
[35:22] Todo
Stop that.
[35:24] Todo
I'm going to kill you someday.
[35:25] Oso
Hey!
[35:26] Oso
Over here!
[35:28] Kara
You found someone?
[35:29] Ichi
I wonder who's next.
[35:35] Oso
Look! Over there!
[35:36] Ichi
Who is it?
[35:37] Oso
Isn't that you, Ichimatsu?
[35:37] Guy
What? Seriously?
[35:38] Ichi
Me?!
[35:40] Guy
Yeah, Ichi?
[35:41] Guy
Wow.
[35:42] Guy
Man, that's surprising.
[35:42] Ichi
Yeah.
[35:45] Kara
Wh-Who the hell is that?
[35:46] Jyu
Does anyone know who that is?
[35:48] Four
Nope, nope.
[35:50] Choro
Our family doesn't have a fine
young gentleman like that.
[35:54] choro
Hey, hey, hey!
[35:55] todo
Don't kill yourself in the memory world!
[35:57] Ichi bg
Yeah, really.
[35:59] Kara
That's right. Back then,
Ichimatsu actually had friends.
[36:03] Oso
Yeah. This was when he hadn't given
up on interacting with others yet.
[36:03] Ichi
Really? That's hilarious.
[36:07] Jyu
He's trying so hard.
[36:08] Ichi
Yup, yup.
[36:10] Ichi
Yup, yup.
[36:12] Ichi
Yup, yup.
[36:14] Ichi
Yup, yup.
[36:18] Todo
Wow, he's scary. He's trying
so hard to keep smiling...
[36:22] Jyu
He's trying so hard.
[36:25] Choro
Look! They're walking with
his hand on his shoulder!
[36:27] All
Whoa...
[36:29] Choro
They're taking photos!
[36:30] All
Whoa...
[36:32] Guy
Hey, Ichi.
[36:33] Ichi
Hey.
[36:36] Choro
They just high-fived!
[36:37] Jyu
They high-fived?! The end is nigh!
[36:40] Oso
But now that I think about it,
Ichimatsu was trying really hard back then.
[36:45] Todo
Wait!
[36:46] Todo
He is trying really hard,
[36:48] Todo
but it's kinda obvious he's
having a hard time fitting in.
[36:52] Oso
Yeah, yikes.
[36:55] Oso
Wait, is the real Ichimacchan coming out?
Is he going to be okay?
[36:59] Oso
Look, look, look! There it is!
[37:01] Oso
No, no, no, no!
[37:02] Oso
This is bad!
[37:03] Guy
Ichi.
[37:04] Ichi
Hmm?
[37:04] Oso
Oh, he's back.
[37:06] Guy
I bet this'll look good on you.
[37:08] Guy
Why don't you try it on?
[37:09] Ichi
Try it on?
[37:17] Ichi
Huh? Uh, sure...
[37:19] Ichi
Thanks. I'll try it on.
[37:24] All
He's trying so hard!
[37:26] Kara
I forgot Ichimatsu was like that once!
[37:29] Ichi
I'm gonna go kill him real quick.
[37:31] Choro
Hey, hey, hey!
[37:32] Todo
Don't try to kill the past you
in the memory world!
[37:35] Jyu
Heh. You changed so much.
[37:38] Ichi
Tch.
[37:38] Jyu
Man, that was great.
[37:41] Choro
Hey, isn't that Jyushimatsu?
[37:43] Jyu
Huh?
[37:51] Jyu
The hell?
[37:53] All
There he is!
[37:54] Kara
The most insane Jyushimatsu ever!
[37:57] Ichi
Frankly, you're the one
who changed the most!
[38:00] Todo
What's with those eyes?! They're so angry!
[38:02] Todo
Uh, let me say that again. They're so angry!
[38:05] Jyu
Huh? Don't look at me!
[38:07] Jyu
Whaddya want, huh?!
[38:09] Oso
Man, he's super pissed.
That's totally not Jyushimatsu.
[38:15] Choro
Whoa, look at that. Is he actually smoking?
[38:17] Oso
Smoking?! Seriously?!
[38:23] Choro
Nope. He's just faking.
[38:26] Todo
Look! Is he actually riding a motorcycle?
[38:26] Jyus
Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom.
[38:28] Kara
A motorcycle?!
[38:29] Jyu
Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom.
[38:31] Todo
Never mind. He's just faking.
[38:33] Oso
Wait, is he actually... not that angry at all?
[38:36] Ichi
Yeah, he's trying too hard.
[38:39] Oso
Look. When he lets down his guard...
[38:42] Oso
His face turns back to normal.
[38:50] Oso
What the hell is he doing?
[38:51] Kara
Now that I look closer...
[38:53] Kara
his fly is open.
[38:55] Kara
And his pants are sagging so much
[38:57] Jyu
The hell're you looking at?
[38:57] Kara
that his butt's hanging out.
[38:59] Todo
What the heck? Guess you were trying
too hard, too, Jyushimatsu-niisan.
[39:02] Ichi
Come on, open your eyes, Jyushimatsu.
[39:05] Jyu
Oh, I'm fine.
[39:05] Ichi
Open your eyes.
[39:06] Jyu
I'm fine.
[39:07] Ichi
Just open your damn eyes
and have a good look!
[39:09] Jyu
I'm fine, thank you!
[39:22] Kara
Look! Right over there!
[39:24] Oso
Oh, come on! It's too embarrassing
to see my self from the past!
[39:28] Oso
Hey, wanna go out on a date with me?
[39:30] Oso
Wanna go to the horse races?
It's so much fun!
[39:33] Oso
Hey, why are you running away?
[39:35] Oso
Wait, do you like me?
[39:39] Oso
Wait up!
[39:41] Oso
Oh, stop! I used to be such an idiot!
[39:44] Oso
How could I do something like that? How scary!
[39:47] Oso
Let me borrow some money.
[39:49] Oso
Please? I'll pay you back double!
[39:51] Oso
Oh, that's so embarrassing!
I used to be such a piece of shit!
[39:58] Girl
The hell are you doing?!
[40:05] Oso
Oh, stop it! I guess I had a time
like this in my life, too!
[40:09] Oso
Wow, this is so embarrassing!
[40:10] Todo
Uh, you haven't changed at all.
[40:13] All
Nope.
[40:13] Todo
You haven't matured one bit.
[40:15] All
Nope.
[40:18] Ichi
Well, I guess there's just one left.
[40:21] Jyu
Karamatsu-niisan.
[40:22] Kara
What? Me?
[40:24] Todo
Hey, what's the matter?
[40:25] Kara
Er, um...
[40:27] Todo
Well, this is a surprise.
[40:28] Todo
I thought you'd be really
excited for your turn.
[40:31] Kara
Huh? Nah, nah, nah, nah...
[40:33] Kara
I see. So my turn has finally arrived.
[40:38] Kara
Sorry to keep you waiting,
Karamatsu girls and boys!
[40:41] Kara
Have a good, hard look
at my charismatic youth!
[40:44] Ichi
You know, it's a good time for a break.
[40:47] Jyu
Yeah.
[40:47] Kara
What?! My brothers! Wait!
[40:49] Kara
Teenage Karamatsu awaits you!
[40:51] Oso
I think I'm a bit tired.
[40:52] Choro
Yeah. And this lead-up is way too long.
[40:54] Kara
Non, non! You have to see!
[40:55] Choro
I was so cool! You'll totally fall for me!
[40:57] Choro
Why the hell would we fall in
love with the 18-year-old you?
[40:58] Kara
Hey!
[41:00] Todo
What's the matter?
Let's go, Ichimatsu-niisan.
[41:03] Todo
What are you doing?
[41:11] Todo
Hey...
[41:12] Ichi
There's something about that cat.
[41:36] Todo
Wait, huh? W-Wait, huh? Ichimatsu-niisan!
[41:52] Guy
Hey, Todomatsu.
[41:55] Guy
What are you up to? You free right now?
[41:57] Ichi
Huh? I...
[41:58] Guy
Wait, why are you in
your normal clothes?
[42:00] Guy
Did you already go home once?
[42:01] Todo
Huh?!
[42:02] Todo
Y-Yeah...
[42:04] Guy
Wanna go to karaoke with us?
[42:06] Todo
Huh?! I, uh, I-I...
[42:08] Guy
There's stuff I want to
talk to you about. Let's go!
[42:10] Todo
W-Wait, no, I-I...
[42:12] Todo
Ichimatsu-niisan! Save me!
[42:15] Ichi
Seriously? Shit.
[42:29] Jyu
Karamatsu-niisan, did you find them?
[42:30] Kara
No, I didn't.
[42:32] Choro
Ugh, what the hell are those two doing?
[42:34] Choro
I keep telling them we can't
needlessly interfere with this world
[42:37] Choro
because we don't know what'll happen.
[42:39] Oso
You got it, Tentei!
[42:41] Choro
What did I just say about
needlessly interfering?!
[42:54] Jyu
What's the matter, Choromatsu-niisan?
[42:58] Jyu
Something on your mind?
[42:59] Choro
No, I was just wondering about regrets.
[43:03] Choro
I mean, yeah, we were
pretty awful in this era.
[43:07] Choro
I couldn't bear to watch.
[43:10] Jyu
True. We were pretty awful.
[43:12] Choro
But I mean...
[43:13] Choro
I can't really tie that to
anything I'd regret, you know?
[43:17] Choro
At least, I can't.
[43:24] Oso
Karamatsu? What's up?
[43:26] Kara
Well, about that regret...
[43:30] Oso
Yeah?
[43:33] Kara
You know, I...
[43:37] Oso
Hang on a sec!
[43:39] Oso
Where'd Choromatsu and Jyushimatsu go?
[43:44] Jyu
Wait! Choromatsu-niisan!
[43:46] Jyu
What's gotten into you? You just said
we shouldn't needlessly interfere!
[43:49] Choro
I saw Totoko-chan over there!
[43:52] Jyu
Totoko-chan?! For real?!
[43:54] Choro
Hey, no fair!
[44:18] Choro
She's way too cute!
[44:19] Jyu
Shh! We're in the library, you fool!
[44:21] Choro
Oh my God, Totoko-chan!
How can she be so cute?!
[44:25] Choro
It's basically a crime!
[44:27] Jyu
One wrong step and it would be a crime.
[44:28] Jyu
She's a minor, and we're adults!
[44:31] Choro
I mean, she's always been cute,
but she was the best during this time!
[44:35] Choro
Pure? The ultimate heroine?!
[44:37] Choro
She's absolutely flawless!
[44:38] Jyu
Yeah, let's calm down a bit.
[44:40] Choro
She was in her absolute prime in this era!
[44:42] Choro
Wait, should we really call it her prime?
[44:44] Choro
Isn't that a bit rude to our current
Totoko-chan, Jyushimatsu-kun?!
[44:48] Jyu
I haven't said a word.
[44:49] Choro
It has nothing to do with whether
she's in her prime or not!
[44:51] Choro
What I'm saying is that Totoko-chan
was super charming
[44:54] Choro
even in this era, you moron!
[44:55] Jyu
I didn't say anything!
[44:57] Choro
Ugh, I'm seriously starting to not care
about this being someone's memory
[45:00] Choro
or that we're here because
of someone's regret!
[45:02] Jyu
Huh?
[45:04] Choro
I've made up my mind.
[45:06] Choro
I'm going to live in this world.
[45:07] Jyu
Whoa, calm down!
[45:12] nyaa
Totoko-senpai!
[45:13] nyaa
Would you read this, if you have time?
SIGN To Totoko-senpai
[45:16] nyaa
I've always admired you. I'm a huge fan, meow!
[45:21] Choro
Is that Nyaa-chan when
she was still in middle school?!
[45:24] Jyu
Shh!
[45:24] Choro
Hashimoto Nyaa-chan?! Seriously?!
[45:26] Jyu
Shh! Not so loud! You're too excited!
[45:28] Choro
High school Totoko-chan!
Middle school Nyaa-chan!
[45:30] Choro
High school Totoko-chan!
Middle school Nyaa-chan!
[45:33] Choro
High school Totoko-chan!
Middle school Nyaa-chan!
[45:35] Choro
High school Totoko-chan!
Middle school Nyaa-chan!
[45:36] Choro
High school...
[45:38] Choro
I'm so happy!
[45:42] Jyu
What?!
[45:43] Jyu
He exploded from too much excitement!
SIGN Karaoke
[45:50] ---
Way to go, us!
[45:55] Todo
Wh-What should we do?
[45:57] [SONG] Sign
New songs | Singer name | Song name
Duets | Genre | History
Guide vocals | Original music video | Oldies
Korean | Chinese | Latest Hits | Enter
[45:57] Ichi
Wh-What are we going to do?
[46:00] Todo
They totally mistook us for
our high school selves!
[46:03] Ichi
I've never been to karaoke in my life!
[46:06] Todo
What should we do?
How are we going to escape?
[46:08] Ichi
What should we do?
What should we sing first?
[46:09] Todo
Why don't we pretend to go to the
bathroom and escape that way?
[46:12] Ichi
Maybe we should start with a super
cliché song everyone knows.
[46:15] Todo
Or we could pretend
to be sick and leave?
[46:17] Ichi
By the way, when are you supposed to
use these maracas and tambourines?
[46:20] Todo
The basics of karaoke
don't matter right now!
[46:22] Ichi
Don't blame me! I've never
been to karaoke before!
[46:26] Guy
What's wrong, you two?
[46:28] Guy
You've been acting weird.
[46:30] Todo
No, no, we're the same as usual.
[46:33] Ichi
Yup, the same as usual.
[46:35] Guy
You don't seem like yourself, Todomatsu.
[46:38] Guy
Yeah, you're acting out of character.
[46:47] Todo
Hey, hey, Ichimatsu-niichan!
What are you going to sing?
[46:50] Ichi
Don't "Ichimatsu-niichan" me!
You're so gross!
[46:52] Todo
The hell am I supposed to do?!
They're not supposed to figure us out!
[46:55] Todo
Hey, hey, what do you wanna sing?
[46:57] Ichi
I said you're gross!
[46:58] Todo
Again, what am I supposed to do?!
Just put in a damn song already!
[46:59] Guy
Why are you guys fighting?
[47:02] Guy
Hey, Ichi's here?
[47:04] Guy
Didn't you go home earlier?
[47:07] Ichi
Oh, uh... I went home and came back.
[47:11] Guy
Oh, I see. In that case...
[47:14] Guy
Yee.
[47:16] Guy
What's wrong? Yee. Yee.
[47:20] Todo
He's signaling a high five,
Ichimatsu-niisan!
[47:22] Ichi
I know.
[47:22] Todo
High five!
[47:23] Ichi
I know!
[47:24] Todo
Do it, Ichi! High five him!
[47:28] Ichi
Hurry up and do it, damn it!
[47:33] Oso
You know, I'm pretty sure I'm a genius!
[47:36] Oso
Because I remember which
horses win which races,
[47:39] Oso
so I'm going to win for sure
if I buy betting tickets!
[47:42] Oso
I'm gonna get rich quick.
[47:44] Oso
Then I'll be even more popular
and graduate from being a virgin.
[47:46] Oso
It's absolutely perfect!
[47:49] Oso
I'm the best oldest brother ever!
[47:51] Oso
Why the hell?!
[47:53] Kara
Osomatsu, what are you doing?
[47:56] Kara
As the two oldest, we have to
keep our heads on straight.
[47:58] Kara
This is the problem with you.
Come on, eldest brother.
[48:03] Kara
Are you listening?!
[48:04] Oso
So what if I'm the oldest?
[48:05] Oso
Hell, we're sextuplets,
so we're all the same age!
[48:08] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[48:09] Iyami
That looks delicious! Give me some!
[48:15] Oso
Who is that?
[48:16] Kara
What the hell?
[48:19] Oso
Wait, is that Iyami?
[48:20] Kara
Huh?
[48:22] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[48:25] Iyami
Wh-What in the world?!
[48:27] Iyami
Why does me look like this?
What happened?!
[48:30] Kara
Iyami, there's a very deep
explanation for this.
[48:34] Kara
You see, we're in a memory world right now...
[48:38] Oso
Iyami!
[48:39] Oso
The next race is starting!
[48:41] Iyami
Wait for me!
[48:43] Kara
Huh?
[48:47] Oso
Go! Pull ahead!
[48:48] Iyami
Run away!
[48:51] Oso
Kill them!
[48:52] Iyami
Kill them!
[48:54] Osomatsu
Yes! I really did win!
[48:57] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[48:58] Kara
Um... We really don't have time
to be at the horse races...
[49:02] Kara
You see, Iyami, we're...
[49:03] Oso
Iyami!
[49:04] Oso
The local races are about to start!
[49:07] Iyami
Wait for me!
[49:09] Kara
Really?
[49:11] Oso
Yes!
[49:12] Oso
I won again!
[49:13] Iyami
Why do you keep winning?!
[49:15] Oso
Yay!
[49:17] Oso
Score!
[49:19] Oso
Woo!
[49:21] Oso
I'm filthy rich!
[49:23] Iyami
This is messed up!
You're definitely hiding something!
[49:26] Iyami
Let me in on your secret!
[49:28] Iyami
How do you keep winning?!
[49:30] Iyami
Wait, you!
[49:31] Oso
Hey, stop!
[49:32] Iyami
Choromatsu!
[49:33] Oso
Stop it, Iyami!
[49:33] Iyami
Wait! Tell me!
[49:34] ---
Come on, stop it!
[49:35] ---
Tell me!
[49:36] Kara
Guess I'll wait a little longer...
[49:38] Girl
So cute!
[49:40] Guy
Totoko-chan, you're so cute!
[49:41] Toto
Oh, stop. I don't know what to say.
[49:44] Girl
The way you're so modest is cute, too.
[49:47] Toto
Oh, come on...
[49:50] Choro
Totoko-chan is actually...
denying she's cute?
[49:53] Jyu
She's being modest!
[49:54] Girl
Look! Totoko-chan's reading
such a complicated book!
[49:58] Girl
Totoko's super smart, too.
[50:02] Girl
Wow! What a cute bento!
[50:04] Guy
Apparently Totoko-chan makes
her own bento every morning.
[50:07] Girl
She's a great cook, too.
[50:10] Guy
Whoa, a violin!
[50:11] Girl
Oh, that's right. Totoko-chan's
parents are musicians.
[50:15] Girl
That's amazing!
[50:19] Girl
Wow, that was so amazing!
No wonder she's the heroine.
[50:21] Some
She's on another level.
[50:28] Both
Huh?
[50:39] Toto
Being the heroine is exhausting!
[50:45] Both
What?!
[50:46] Toto
What is a heroine, anyway?
Who came up with that title?!
[50:49] Toto
I always have to be cute?!
I always have to be the good girl?!
[50:51] Toto
Like I can actually do that!
[50:52] Toto
I just can't!
[50:54] Toto
I have absolutely no interest
in this huge, complicated book!
[50:59] Toto
Homemade bentos?!
I've never cooked in my entire life!
[51:05] Toto
My parents are musicians?!
My family sells fish for a living!
[51:11] Choro
Yup...
[51:12] Jyu
She's right.
[51:13] Toto
Ugh, seriously. What the hell?
[51:16] Toto
I can't handle being the heroine!
I can't just keep being cute!
[51:22] Toto
Akatsuka-sensei!
[51:24] Choro
Come to think of it, the one with
the most issues around this time
[51:27] Choro
was Totoko-chan.
[51:28] Jyu
Yeah... Let's leave her alone.
[51:30] Choro
Yeah.
[51:35] Choro
No luck...
[51:36] Jyu
Huh?
[51:37] Choro
I mean, we don't know whose
regret we're dealing with, right?
[51:41] Choro
So I thought we could
ask the people around us.
[51:44] Jyu
I see! Way to go, Choromatsu-niisan!
[51:46] Jyu
Oh! What about Chibita?
[51:48] Choro
Good idea! There's always Chibita!
SIGN Third-Rate Restaurant
[51:50] Chef
To hell with you! You're fired!
[52:09] Chibi
Guess I really am a failure.
[52:12] Jyu
Did he just say "boku"?
[52:13] Choro
"Boku"?
[52:16] Both
What?!
[52:19] Chibi
I'm so hungry.
[52:21] Guy
Come have some oden. It's super cheap.
[52:24] Guy
It's delicious.
[52:50] Choro
Chibita!
[52:51] Jyu
Chibita?!
[53:02] Chibi
Huh?
[53:04] Chibi
The hell are ya doing, you idjits?
[53:07] Chibi
Why are you dressed like that?
[53:08] Chibi
You're Choromatsu and Jyushimatsu, right?
[53:11] Toto
Oh? Choromatsu-kun and Jyushimatsu-kun?
[53:14] Toto
What are you two doing?
[53:18] Guy
Yay!
[53:19] Guy
Yee.
[53:20] Uchi
Yee.
[53:21] Atsushi
Yee.
[53:26] Guy
Nice, Ichi. Looks like you're back to normal.
[53:28] Todo
Thank you, Ichimatsu-niisan!
I will follow you for the rest of my life!
[53:38] Todo
Farewell, Ichimatsu-niisan.
[53:41] Guy
Man, I'm so glad.
[53:43] Guy
We've actually been worried
about you sextuplets.
[53:48] Both
Huh?
[53:49] Guy
I mean, you guys have been
acting so strange lately.
[53:52] Guy
I thought something
might be bothering you.
[53:55] Guy
But I'm glad you seem to be doing okay.
[53:57] Guy
Yeah.
[53:59] Todo
Hang on.
[54:01] Todo
Do we seem like there's
something bothering us right now?
[54:05] Ichi
Which one of us is it?
[54:06] Todo
Could you tell us?
[54:10] Iyami
A memory world, eh? Of course.
[54:13] Iyami
Now everything makes sense.
[54:16] Iyami
In other words...
[54:17] Iyami
You're the reason me looks
like this right now!
[54:21] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[54:23] Oso
Wait, it's our fault?
[54:25] Oso
Why?
[54:26] Iyami
Since you're such pathetic adults,
you might've already forgotten
[54:31] Iyami
that the six of you didn't
get along at all in high school!
[54:36] Oso
We didn't get along?
[54:37] Oso
Us?
[54:39] Jyu
Really?
[54:40] Toto
Yeah, that's how it looks to me.
[54:44] Toto
What do you think, Chibita-kun?
[54:45] Chibi
You guys totally realize it, don't you?
[54:50] Chibi
You know. When you were smaller,
[54:53] Chibi
you guys were always together.
[54:56] Chibi
You did everything together.
[54:58] Chibi
You went everywhere together.
[55:00] Chibi
That's what defined you sextuplets.
[55:03] Chibi
Yet, lately, you won't even look
at each other. It's really creepy.
[55:09] Chibi
What the heck happened with you guys?
[55:15] Chibi
I mean, not that it matters to me.
[55:23] Iyami
Anyway, all of you are
acting weird right now.
[55:25] Iyami
It's really creepy.
[55:27] Iyami
And what's worse, you won't
even give me any attention!
[55:31] Iyami
That's why your memory of me from
this time is just these teeth!
[55:37] Iyami
That's so rude!
[55:39] Iyami
Me is the star of the show!
[55:40] Iyami
How does the star of the show
end up just being some teeth?
[55:43] Iyami
Quit ignoring me! Pay attention to me!
[55:48] Iyami
Give me some of that money!
[55:57] Chibi
Hey.
[55:59] Chibi
You know, why are you asking
like it doesn't involve you?
[56:02] Both
Huh?
[56:03] Toto
Come to think of it, you two
are acting pretty different.
[56:08] Chibi
What's going on?
[56:09] Toto
Yeah, what's going on?
[56:18] Choro
What is this?!
[56:19] Jyu
What's going on?
[56:22] Choro
Let's run, Jyushimatsu!
[56:23] Jyu
Yeah!
[56:26] Todo
Oh, crap! Let's get out of here, Ichi!
[56:28] Ichi
Don't call me Ichi!
[56:29] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[56:31] Oso
Hey, what's going on?
[56:32] Kara
It's just like Dekapan said!
[56:34] Choro
Is this because they almost
figured out who we really are?
[56:37] Todo
We got too close to them!
[56:38] Ichi
We really can't do things that
didn't happen in our memories.
[56:41] Todo
Look out, Ichi!
[56:43] Ichi
Stop calling me Ichi!
[56:49] Deka
Are those boys okay?!
SIGN Drugs
[56:52] Hata
Jo, jo, jo!
[57:05] Chibi
Huh? What was I just doing?
[57:07] Toto
Where'd they go?
[57:10] Jyu
That was close.
[57:11] Choro
Seriously, what's going on in this world?
[57:14] Ichi
You okay?
[57:15] Todo
Yeah.
[57:16] Oso
Blood! I'm bleeding!
[57:17] Oso
Karamatsu, look!
[57:18] Oso
I'm bleeding!
[57:19] Kara
Okay, I get it.
[57:21] Oso
I'm bleeding!
[57:21] Kara
I get it!
[57:22] Oso
I'm bleeding! Oh, no!
[57:24] Oso
Am I going to die? Help, ambulance?
[57:25] Oso
Is there a doctor nearby?!
SIGN To Be Continued
SIGN Akatsuka Hospital
SIGN Inokashira Heights
[57:48] (Flashback) Girl
What?! You're all brothers?
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SIGN XXth Akatsuka High School Entrance Ceremony
[57:50] (Flashback) Guy
You're sextuplets? Seriously?!
[57:52] (Flashback) Oso
Osomatsu!
[57:53] (Flashback) Kara
Karamatsu!
[57:54] (Flashback) Cho
Choromatsu!
[57:55] (Flashback) Ichi
Ichimatsu!
[57:56] (Flashback) Jyu
Jyushimatsu!
[57:56] (Flashback) Todo
Todomatsu!
[57:57] (Flashback) Oso
We're sextuplets!
[57:59] (Flashback) All
Nice to meet you all!
[58:04] (Flashback) Guy
Hey, Matsuno!
[58:07] (Flashback) Girl
Matsuno-kun!
[58:09] (Flashback) Guy
Matsuno!
[58:19] (Flashback) All
Let's eat!
[58:27] (Flashback) Guy
What?
[58:28] (Flashback) Guy
Seriously?
[58:29] (Flashback) Guy
You guys sleep in the
same futon at home?
[58:32] (Flashback) Jyu
Huh? Is it really that weird?
[58:38] (Flashback) Guy
Are all the sextuplets coming today?
[58:41] (Flashback) Guy
I mean, I don't dislike them,
[58:44] (Flashback) Guy
but it's hard to deal with that thing
they do when they're all together.
[58:47] (Flashback) Guy
For real.
[58:48] (Flashback) Guy
I hate that thing.
[58:49] (Flashback) Guy
Right?
[58:51] (Flashback) Guy
Hey, Matsuno!
[58:54] (Flashback) Guy
Uh, hey...
[58:56] (Flashback) Girl
Matsuno-kun!
[58:59] (Flashback) Teach
What are you going to
do about your future?
[59:06] (Flashback) Todo
I wonder what's going to happen
to us after we graduate.
[59:12] (Flashback) Todo
Osomatsu-niichan...
[59:14] (Flashback) Todo
Hey!
[59:15] (Flashback) Oso
Why are you asking me?
[59:19] (Flashback) Oso
Isn't that your own problem?
[59:41] (Flashback) Oso
Hey... Why are there six of us?
[59:54] Oso
Hey, you damn virgins!
[59:58] Oso
Want some beer?
[1:00:02] Ichi
Nice.
[1:00:03] Choro
Good work, moron.
[1:00:05] Todo
Way to go, you shitty eldest brother.
[1:00:06] Jyu
Not bad, you shitty eldest brother.
[1:00:08] Oso
That's not even a compliment, is it?
[1:00:17] Todo
Man, I'm finally remembering
a bunch of things.
[1:00:21] Todo
To be honest, it was
pretty rough back then.
[1:00:23] Todo
Our third year of high school,
right before we graduated.
[1:00:27] Choro
Yeah.
[1:00:28] Todo
Actually, you were really weird
back then, Choromatsu-niisan.
[1:00:32] Choro
Huh? Wait, you were the weirdo.
[1:00:35] Oso
Ichimatsu was weird, too.
[1:00:37] Ichi
Uh, the weird one was Jyushimatsu.
[1:00:39] Jyu
Huh? No, you were the
one who was weird.
[1:00:41] Ichi
You were weird.
[1:00:43] Oso
You were weird.
[1:00:43] Choro
You were weird.
[1:00:44] Most
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[1:00:45] Most
You were the weird one!
[1:00:53] Jyu
In the end, we just really hated
being sextuplets back then.
[1:00:59] Jyu
Right? It sucked being sextuplets, right?
[1:01:02] All
It totally sucked!
[1:01:03] Choro
Those jerks were always
comparing us to one another.
[1:01:06] All
Yeah, yeah!
[1:01:07] Choro
Choromatsu's like this,
but Osomatsu's like that.
[1:01:10] Ichi
Todomatsu-kun's like this,
but Jyushimatsu-kun is like that.
[1:01:15] Oso
Karamatsu is...
[1:01:16] Jyu
Choromatsu-kun is...
[1:01:17] Todo
Jyushimatsu-kun is...
[1:01:18] Choro
Todomatsu is...
[1:01:19] All
It's so damn annoying!
[1:01:21] Choro
Leave us alone! It's none of your business!
[1:01:23] Ichi
And those bastards always
get our names wrong!
[1:01:26] All
Yeah, yeah!
[1:01:27] Ichi
Stop getting them wrong. It's so annoying.
[1:01:28] Ichi
We're so sick of that damn pattern!
[1:01:31] All
Yeah, yeah!
[1:01:32] Oso
We aren't even that similar, anyway!
[1:01:35] All
Nope, nope!
[1:01:36] Oso
Seriously, look. How do
we even look alike?
[1:01:39] Ichi
Huh?
[1:01:40] Choro
Er...
[1:01:41] Todo
Actually, you do sorta look alike.
[1:01:44] Oso
What? We sorta look alike?
[1:01:46] Oso
For real?
[1:01:46] Jyu
Well, we're sextuplets.
[1:01:48] Oso
We're sextuplets, huh?
[1:01:50] Oso
I guess it can't be helped, then.
[1:01:54] Ichi
Man, I'm tired.
[1:01:56] Todo
Same.
[1:01:59] Choro
You know, we all probably have regrets.
[1:02:04] Choro
The reason we ended up
in this strange world
[1:02:09] Choro
is because of all of our regrets.
[1:02:13] All
Yeah.
[1:02:15] Kara
Guys...
[1:02:17] Kara
I'm sorry.
[1:02:19] Kara
I think I'm the one who has regrets.
[1:02:23] All
Huh?
[1:02:26] Todo
You got a letter?
[1:02:29] Kara
Yeah...
[1:02:30] Todo
When?
[1:02:32] Kara
I think it was the day before graduation,
[1:02:36] Kara
which would be today in this world.
[1:02:40] Kara
When I got home from school,
there was a letter waiting.
[1:02:44] Todo
From who?
SIGN Takahashi
[1:02:46] Kara
The envelope said "Takahashi."
[1:02:48] Todo
Takahashi?
[1:02:49] Todo
Who's that?
[1:02:50] Kara
I don't know.
[1:02:51] Oso
Takahashi? Did we know
anyone by that name?
[1:02:55] Jyu
Hey, I know!
[1:02:57] Jyu
Maybe it's Yoshinobu!
[1:03:00] Todo
Nah, I don't think so,
Jyushimatsu-niisan.
[1:03:01] Todo
We're discussing something important
right now, so keep quiet!
[1:03:04] Jyu
'Kay.
[1:03:05] Oso
So, what did the letter say?
[1:03:08] Kara
I didn't read it.
[1:03:09] Oso
You didn't read it? Why?
[1:03:13] Kara
I couldn't open it because
it was addressed to...
SIGN To Matsuno-kun
[1:03:17] Oso
Yeah, that would make it difficult to open.
[1:03:20] Oso
We don't know which one of us the
letter was actually addressed to.
[1:03:24] Kara
Yeah, that's why I... wanted
to talk to all of you about it.
[1:03:30] Kara
I just couldn't find the right time.
[1:03:33] Kara
It just wasn't possible for us to have
an actual conversation back then.
[1:03:40] Kara
But I didn't think things
should just end like that.
[1:03:43] Kara
So, after graduation, I asked
all of you to meet with me.
[1:03:46] Kara
Do you remember that?
[1:03:47] Kara
That's where I was going to say...
[1:03:50] Kara
"We got a letter from
someone named Takahashi.
[1:03:53] Kara
Do you guys know who that is?
[1:03:54] Kara
Does anyone recognize that name?"
[1:03:58] Kara
But then... I'm not even sure what started it...
[1:04:08] Choro
Yeah, I guess that did happen...
[1:04:11] Todo
Why did we even get
into that huge fight?
[1:04:14] Ichi
That sucked.
[1:04:14] Jyu
I remember that now!
[1:04:17] Oso
Honestly, we don't have any good
memories of high school at all.
[1:04:21] Kara
Before I realized it,
[1:04:23] Kara
the letter was gone.
[1:04:27] Kara
That's bothered me all this time.
[1:04:31] Choro
So it was Karamatsu's regret that
he wasn't able to read the letter
[1:04:34] Choro
that brought us to this world?
[1:04:36] Todo
Then if we read that letter,
will we be able to go back to reality?
[1:04:40] Kara
I think so...
[1:04:42] Oso
Why didn't you say anything earlier?
[1:04:43] Kara
Huh?
[1:04:44] Oso
That was bothering you, right?
[1:04:46] Oso
You should've just told us.
[1:04:50] Ichi
He couldn't tell you.
[1:04:52] Oso
Huh?
[1:04:53] Ichi
If he brought up that letter,
[1:04:56] Ichi
we'd also remember what
happened that day.
[1:05:02] Kara
I'm sorry.
[1:05:03] Oso
No, really. You don't need to apologize.
[1:05:06] Todo
Yeah, that's right.
[1:05:07] Choro
Even if someone else had found the letter,
we couldn't have opened it or talked about it,
[1:05:12] Choro
so it would've ended the same way.
[1:05:14] Jyu
Yeah, yeah.
[1:05:15] Oso
That's true.
[1:05:16] Todo
No.
[1:05:17] Todo
You definitely would've opened that letter.
I can say that with conviction!
[1:05:21] Oso
Oh, come on.
[1:05:22] Todo
You, come on!
[1:05:23] Oso
Oh, come—
[1:05:23] Choro
But...
[1:05:24] Choro
The real question here is:
who is this Takahashi person?
[1:05:28] Ichi
Takahashi...
[1:05:30] Jyu
Hey, I know!
[1:05:32] Jyu
Maybe it's Shuhei!
[1:05:34] Todo
Could you please shut up,
Jyushimatsu-niisan?!
[1:05:35] Todo
We're discussing something
important right now!
[1:05:37] Jyu
Satoshi!
[1:05:37] Todo
No!
[1:05:38] Jyu
Hisanori!
[1:05:39] Todo
No!
[1:05:39] Jyu
So it's Yoshinobu!
[1:05:44] Oso
What's up?
[1:05:45] Todo
Wait, what?
[1:05:47] Choro
I finally remember Takahashi-san.
[1:05:49] All
What? You remember them?
[1:05:51] Choro
Yeah, the reunion.
[1:05:53] All
The reunion?
[1:05:54] Choro
Totoko-chan was saying...
[1:05:57] (Flashback) Toto
Takahashi-san.
[1:05:58] (Flashback) Toto
I was hoping we could meet up...
[1:06:02] Todo
W-Wait a sec.
[1:06:05] Todo
If she said "Takahashi-san,"
then it must be a girl.
[1:06:11] Todo
And if she was supposed
to be at the reunion,
[1:06:14] Todo
then she was in our class.
[1:06:17] Todo
Which means, when we were in high school,
[1:06:21] Todo
one of us got a letter from a girl in our class!
[1:06:28] Ichi
N-No way...
[1:06:30] Choro
We were even shittier
back then, and yet...
[1:06:33] Oso
No way! One of us,
when we were in high school...
[1:06:35] Jyu
...got a letter...
[1:06:37] Kara
...from a girl classmate?!
[1:06:39] Todo
Yes!
[1:06:41] All
Sheeeh!
[1:06:47] Todo
What is this?!
[1:06:48] Choro
What is this?!
[1:06:49] Jyu
Go!
[1:06:51] Oso
I never even imagined!
[1:06:55] Jyu
Punishment!
[1:06:56] Ichi
Punishment!
[1:07:08] Kara
Jesus! So that's what that meant!
[1:07:11] Todo
We got a letter from a girl in our class!
[1:07:14] Choro
I thought high school was
the absolute worst...
[1:07:16] Choro
But I guess something really
good happened, after all.
[1:07:21] Jyu
I'm getting really excited now!
[1:07:23] Ichi
Yeah, I'm having fun.
[1:07:25] Oso
Anyway, we have to find Totoko-chan!
[1:07:26] Oso
We need to go see her and ask
who this Takahashi-san is!
[1:07:30] All
Yeah!
[1:07:31] All
Hurry!
[1:07:34] Oso
Wait, we need to put our clothes on.
[1:07:36] ---
Oh, right.
[1:07:38] Six
Hurry!
[1:07:40] Toto
Huh? Takahashi-san?
[1:07:41] Toto
Of course I know her.
[1:07:44] Toto
Takahashi Nozomi-chan, right?
[1:07:47] Kara
So her name is Nozomi-chan.
[1:07:49] Choro
I like her already!
[1:07:50] Toto
But why are you asking about her now?
[1:07:53] Toto
Osomatsu-kun and Ichimatsu-kun
are in the same class as her.
[1:07:57] Oso
Ichimatsu, did you have any idea?
[1:07:59] Ichi
No, not at all.
[1:08:00] Ichi
What?
[1:08:00] Oso
Who is she?
[1:08:03] Toto
A letter, huh? I can see
Takahashi-san doing that,
[1:08:08] Toto
because she was always
watching you guys.
[1:08:10] All
Huh?
[1:08:11] Jyu
She was watching us?
[1:08:12] Todo
Us?!
[1:08:13] Choro
Wait, why?!
[1:08:15] Girl
Y'all are so dense.
[1:08:17] All
Huh?
[1:08:18] Girl
Honestly, how do boys never
realize stuff like this?
[1:08:21] Girl
There were even rumors
that Takahashi-san
[1:08:25] Girl
actually liked one of you.
[1:08:29] All
Wha...
[1:08:30] All
What?!
[1:08:32] Toto
Hey, I wouldn't go that far.
[1:08:35] Girl
I'm pretty sure she did, though.
[1:08:37] Girl
I know, right?
[1:08:39] Girl
Y'all are sharp.
[1:08:40] Toto
You guys shouldn't go assuming things.
[1:08:43] Toto
Sorry, it's not as if Takahashi-san
came out and said...
[1:08:48] Toto
Huh?
[1:08:51] All
Yay!
[1:08:53] Choro
She liked us! Takahashi-san liked one of us!
[1:08:57] Jyu
Oh, shit!
[1:08:59] Todo
Things are getting exciting now!
[1:09:01] Kara
So it was a love letter?
Someone confessed her love?
[1:09:04] Ichi
Well, it was right before graduation,
so it's totally possible!
[1:09:07] Oso
Wait... Does that mean one of us
might've actually had a chance
[1:09:11] Oso
to have a girlfriend in high school?
[1:09:13] All
Woo!
[1:09:14] Jyu
Does that mean we were actually
popular in high school?
[1:09:16] All
Woo!
[1:09:18] Choro
Does that mean we might actually
be able to read that letter now?
[1:09:21] All
Woo! Woo!
SIGN Night
[1:09:26] Oso
Man... Isn't this memory world awesome?
[1:09:29] All
Yeah!
[1:09:30] Ichi
Thank you, memories!
We love you, memories!
[1:09:32] All
They're the best!
[1:09:35] All
Yeah!
[1:09:39] Choro
So, for starters, we need to find
this letter that Karamatsu had.
[1:09:44] Kara
Yeah, I should've been
home at this hour.
[1:09:47] Oso
Oh, shit!
[1:09:51] Oso
It's Dad!
[1:09:52] Dad
Wow... My boys are finally
graduating tomorrow.
[1:09:56] Dad
I'm sure they're going to become
wonderful, responsible adults.
[1:09:59] Dad
I mean, we have six of them.
[1:10:02] Dad
If all of them find a job and send
even a little bit of money back home,
[1:10:05] Dad
we'll be set for life.
[1:10:08] Dad
I can't wait. Anyway, I'm home!
[1:10:13] Oso
The hell? Talk about killing the mood.
[1:10:16] All
Yeah.
[1:10:17] Todo
Honestly, Matsuzou. Get a clue.
[1:10:20] Ichi
It's okay.
[1:10:22] Ichi
We have Takahashi-san!
[1:10:24] Kara
That's right! The letter!
[1:10:26] All
The letter! The letter!
[1:10:30] Oso
Let's see, where's the
letter addressed to me?
[1:10:33] Choro
Hey! Who said it was to you?
[1:10:35] Todo
It's me that Nozomi-chan liked!
[1:10:36] Jyu
It was definitely for me!
[1:10:38] Ichi
Don't get in the way of our love!
[1:10:42] Kara
Hold it!
[1:10:44] Kara
Nozomi's my woman.
[1:10:47] All
Wha?!
[1:10:48] Ichi
You just happened to
find the letter first!
[1:10:51] Kara
Well, actually... You see...
[1:10:53] Ichi
Huh?
SIGN To Matsuno-kun
[1:10:54] Kara
When I got a closer look at who
the letter was addressed to...
[1:10:58] Kara
I think it actually said "Karamatsu"
in the tiniest letters ever.
SIGN Karamatsu
[1:11:02] All
You liar!
[1:11:03] Jyu
We're only in this mess because you didn't
just open the damn letter to begin with!
[1:11:08] All
Yeah, yeah!
[1:11:09] Oso
You moron!
[1:11:10] Ichi
Dumbass!
[1:11:10] Todo
Die!
[1:11:10] Kara
What?! But you were being so nice earlier!
[1:11:13] Choro
Like that matters! The circumstances
have changed, dumbass!
[1:11:18] All
M-Mom?
[1:11:24] Mom
Burglars!
[1:11:27] Dad
Burglars?!
[1:11:28] All
Burglars?!
[1:11:29] Cop
Burglars!
[1:11:31] All
What?!
[1:11:32] All
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[1:11:34] Cop
Hold it right there!
[1:11:36] Jyu
He's shooting at us!
He's shooting at us!
[1:11:38] ---
What's that cop's problem?!
[1:11:40] Choro
Guys, wait for me!
[1:11:41] Kara
Nope!
[1:11:42] Cop
Hold it!
[1:11:43] Choro
Nope!
[1:11:44] Dad
Man... There sure are some
awful people in this world.
[1:11:48] Mom
I would love to see the people
responsible for raising them.
[1:11:53] Todo
I've had it! I want to go
back to reality already!
[1:11:55] All
We wanna go home!
[1:11:56] Jyu
But I still wanna know
what the letter said!
[1:11:58] All
We wanna read it!
[1:12:00] All
Takahashi-san! The letter!
SIGN Congratulations
SIGN Akatsuka High School
SIGN Akatsuka High School
66th Graduating Class
Graduation Ceremony Venue
[1:12:17] Song
We owe so much
[1:12:24] Song
To our honorable mentors
[1:12:32] Song
The years have gone by so fast
[1:12:40] Song
In this garden of learning
[1:12:47] Song
As we look back on all
of those fond years
[1:13:03] Song
Now, this is where we part
[1:13:14] Song
Farewell, my dear friends
SIGN Congratulations, graduates!!
[1:14:28] Kara
Hold it!
[1:14:33] Todo
Every adult has experienced it
at least once in their lives!
[1:14:35] Jyu
Being young and thoughtless,
misunderstandings happen!
[1:14:38] Ichi
Fighting, troubling their
parents, being rebellious...
[1:14:41] Choro
Embarrassing dreams...
Oh, why did I ever do such a thing?
[1:14:45] Kara
We shall stop you before you
young ones create for yourselves
[1:14:49] Kara
such dark pasts.
[1:14:51] Oso
Ah, we're such kind and caring adults.
[1:14:54] Oso
That is us! The Dark Past Prevention Bros...
[1:14:58] All
The Teenage Angst Busters!
SIGN Teenage Angst Busters
SIGN Dark Past Prevention Bros
[1:15:06] Kara
Hey, look over there.
[1:15:08] Kara
Look at that adolescent display over there.
[1:15:10] Kara
This is bad! They're about to create
dark pasts for themselves!
[1:15:14] Both
Leave it to us!
[1:15:16] Both
Teenage Angst Busters...
[1:15:18] Choro
Special Attack!
[1:15:18] Todo
Special Attack!
[1:15:20] Both
Sibling Quarreling Ban!
[1:15:27] Both
Now, now, now.
[1:15:30] Both
No, no. Now, now, now.
[1:15:35] Both
No, no. Now, now, now, now, now, now.
SIGN Caution: Flammable
[1:15:39] Todo
Dark past prevented!
SIGN Curse
[1:15:41] Kara
Nice, nice, nice!
[1:15:43] Oso
Well done! Thank you.
[1:15:45] Jyu
Hey, who the hell are you guys?
[1:15:48] Ichi
Crap. The angriest one stepped forward.
[1:15:52] Ichi
Take care of it, Number 5.
[1:15:54] Jyu
'Kay!
[1:15:57] Jyu
Teenage Angst Check!
[1:16:01] Jyu
Teenage Angst level 100...
[1:16:04] Jyu
The hell do you want?!
[1:16:05] Jyu
T-Teenage Angst level 500...
[1:16:06] Jyu
The hell are you looking at, huh?!
[1:16:08] Jyu
T-Teenage Angst level 2,000?!
[1:16:11] Jyu
I-Impossible! It's still going u— Boeh!
[1:16:16] All
Are you all right, Number 5?!
[1:16:19] Jyu
I-I'm leaving the rest to you guys...
[1:16:24] All
Number 5!
[1:16:26] Ichi
Hey! No getting out of this by playing dead!
[1:16:28] Ichi
Do something about your own angry self!
[1:16:31] Todo
Honestly, why are you boys even
fighting on the day of your graduation?
[1:16:35] Todo
There's only so much you can
blame on teenage angst.
[1:16:37] Kara
Take our advice. Just don't do it.
[1:16:39] Oso
You'll remember it later
and want to throw up.
[1:16:42] Ichi
You'll feel like dying.
[1:16:44] Todo
Wh-Who are you people?
[1:16:47] Oso
Us? We've already been
through this, haven't we?
[1:16:51] All
We're the Teenage Angst Busters!
[1:16:52] Choro
Seriously, who are you?!
[1:16:53] Todo
Those weirdos are super creepy.
[1:16:55] Oso
What are outsiders like you
doing at our school, anyway?
[1:16:58] ichi
Leave!
[1:16:59] Jyu
Get the hell out!
[1:17:00] Some
Yeah! Leave!
[1:17:01] Some
Leave!
[1:17:01] Some
Get out! Get out! Get out!
[1:17:02] Todo
There's no point in talking to them.
[1:17:04] Todo
They've got nothing going
for them but their pride.
[1:17:07] Oso
No wonder they're virgins.
[1:17:10] All
W-We aren't virgins!
[1:17:12] All
Huh?
[1:17:13] Oso
We've totally had experience!
[1:17:15] Ichi
We totally have girlfriends!
[1:17:16] Todo
And we're popular!
[1:17:18] Jyu
What proof do you even have that
we're virgins?! You got any? Huh?
[1:17:25] Choro
This is just sad.
[1:17:26] Kara
It sure is.
[1:17:27] Choro
They're screaming the most obvious lie
[1:17:29] Choro
at the people who know for
sure that they're lying.
[1:17:32] Oso
Shut up, Virgin Village!
[1:17:34] Oso
Just listen to what we have
to say, Virgin Village!
[1:17:38] Ichi
What the hell is Virgin Village?!
[1:17:39] Todo
Don't call us a village!
[1:17:41] Todo
Just hand over that letter.
[1:17:44] Todo
It's not you idiots that we're here for.
It's that lovely letter we want.
[1:17:51] Oso
Letter?
[1:17:52] Choro
What are you talking about?
[1:17:55] Kara
Why do you know about the letter?
[1:17:56] Todo
Give it!
[1:17:56] Kara
W-W-W-Wait!
[1:17:57] Jyu
The hell are you doing?!
[1:17:59] Ichi
Hey, stop that!
[1:18:00] Choro
Hey! What are you people doing?
[1:18:05] Oso
Damn it... Respect your elders!
[1:18:08] Oso
I don't know a moron like you!
[1:18:11] Kara
Listen to us, damn it!
SIGN Crazy
[1:18:14] Choro
Unhand me at once! I'm against violence!
[1:18:17] Choro
Damn, could your voice be any higher?!
[1:18:19] Ichi
You shouldn't push yourself so much.
[1:18:21] Ichi
You're the one pushing yourself.
[1:18:23] Jyu
Dumbass!
[1:18:24] Jyu
Dumbass!
[1:18:25] Both
Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass!
Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass!
[1:18:26] Todo
Oh, give it a rest already, Cherry Village!
[1:18:30] Todo
Wait. Why are you assuming that?
[1:18:32] Todo
It's not like everyone's interested
in stuff like that, anyway.
[1:18:35] Todo
I'm not that interested, myself.
[1:18:37] Todo
Isn't it more likely that all of you who are
so obsessed with this matter are the issue?
[1:18:41] Todo
Holy shit! I was infuriatingly
annoying in the past!
[1:18:45] Todo
How can you be so uncute?!
What's wrong with you, Totty?!
[1:18:48] Todo
Get a friggin' grip, Totty!
[1:18:49] All
What the hell are you doing?!
[1:18:55] Oso
Ow...
[1:18:56] Choro
What's the big idea?
[1:18:58] Oso/choro
Oh.
[1:19:01] Kara
Huh?
[1:19:02] Jyu
Wha?
[1:19:03] Todo
Wh-Why do you have those faces?
[1:19:06] Jyu
Uh-oh.
[1:19:14] Chibi
The hell?!
[1:19:15] Toto
What's going on?
[1:19:26] Oso
Shit! Shit! Shit! We need to hurry!
[1:19:28] Todo
Where's the letter?!
[1:19:29] Jyu
The letter! The letter!
[1:19:31] Kara
There it is!
[1:19:40] Jyu
Boehba!
SIGN Takahashi
[1:19:46] Oso
Shit! Shit!
[1:19:49] Oso
Man, that was close!
I just barely caught it!
[1:19:52] Kara
Nice!
[1:19:54] Todo
Hurry up and open it! Hurry!
[1:19:55] Choro
What's it say?!
[1:19:56] Jyu
I'm telling you,
I'm the one Takahashi-san likes!
[1:19:58] Todo
Is it me?
[1:19:58] Ichi
Is it me?
[1:19:59] Kara
Is it me?
[1:19:59] Choro
Who is it?!
[1:20:01] Oso
Opening Takahashi-san's
letter in... Five...
[1:20:06] Oso
four... three...
[1:20:09] Both
Just open it, damn it!
[1:20:11] Oso
Okay, okay.
[1:20:13] Oso
There!
[1:20:15] Oso
What is this?
[1:20:18] Oso
It's blank...
SIGN Kill
[1:20:21] Oso
The hell?
[1:20:23] Jyu
Wha?
[1:20:25] Todo
Huh?
[1:20:28] Kara
Hey, why isn't there
anything written here?
[1:20:31] Ichi
I know.
[1:20:33] Ichi
Of course there's nothing written.
[1:20:35] Ichi
This is a memory world.
[1:20:38] Ichi
None of us actually read
this letter in the past,
[1:20:41] Ichi
so even if we read it now,
[1:20:43] Ichi
there won't be anything written in it.
[1:20:47] Choro
O-Of course!
[1:20:49] Todo
Damn it!
[1:20:50] Todo
We were totally overlooking
the obvious because of the miracle
[1:20:54] Todo
of getting a letter from a girl!
[1:20:57] Oso
This is the problem with virgins!
[1:21:06] Kara
Oh, no! The letter!
[1:21:12] Choro
Wh-What the heck are we going to do?
[1:21:24] Todo
Wait, what?
[1:21:26] Ichi
It's that cat again.
SIGN To Matsuno-kun
[1:21:29] Todo
The letter?
SIGN Takahashi
[1:21:33] Ichi
Huh? Takahashi-san?
[1:21:37] Ichi
Takahashi-san's... house?
[1:21:42] Ichi
You'll take us there?
[1:21:44] Todo
Wait, seriously?!
[1:21:45] Jyu
This cat knows Takahashi-san?!
[1:21:48] Ichi
I'm not sure.
[1:21:49] Kara
It knows where she lives?
[1:21:50] Ichi
Seriously, I don't know. Stop asking me.
[1:22:04] Oso
Anyway, we just have to go!
[1:22:07] Oso
I mean, I'm not sure...
[1:22:08] Oso
I'm not sure, but we have no choice
but to rely on this cat, right?
[1:22:14] Choro
Y-You're right.
[1:22:16] Ichi
Let's go.
[1:22:16] Kara
Yes, let's!
[1:22:17] Todo
Yeah.
[1:22:18] Jyu
We've come this far!
[1:22:20] Oso
It's all about going with the flow!
SIGN Kill
[1:22:23] Oso
Let's not think too much about it
and just go with the flow, guys!
[1:22:26] All
Yeah!
[1:22:28] Choro
But before that...
[1:22:31] Choro
Hey.
[1:22:33] Choro
You guys are coming, too.
[1:22:34] All
Huh?
[1:22:35] Ichi
Uh, we've got nothing to do with this.
[1:22:38] Oso
Yeah... Actually, what the heck's going on?
[1:22:41] Oso
Could you explain what's happe—
[1:22:43] Choro
Shut yer mouth! We're going!
[1:22:45] Choro
You can guess if you actually
look around you, dumbass!
[1:22:48] Choro
You're gonna go see
Takahashi-san, you morons!
SIGN Curse
SIGN Crazy
SIGN Evil
SIGN Kill
SIGN Demon
[1:22:50] Choro
Follow us, Virgin Village!
[1:23:01] Toto
Don't worry about me,
everyone! Just run!
[1:23:04] Chibi
Maybe I'll just die now.
It's not like I have anything to do.
[1:23:12] Hata
Jo...
[1:23:15] Oso
Wait, is this true?
[1:23:17] Oso
Takahashi-san from our class...
[1:23:19] Ichi
...gave us a letter?
[1:23:21] Kara
Yeah, it's true.
[1:23:24] Kara
It arrived at our house yesterday.
[1:23:27] Jyu
So they really...
[1:23:28] Choro
...are us as adults?
[1:23:34] Deka
Is everything going to be okay?!
[1:23:35] Dayon
This is insane!
[1:23:38] Deka
The memory world is losing control!
[1:23:41] Deka
At this rate, everyone's going
to turn into water fleas...
[1:23:49] Choro
What were they even trying to do?
[1:23:52] Todo
What is all this?
[1:23:55] Jyu
Wait, these are all
Karamatsu-niisan's memories?!
[1:23:59] Todo
Ugh, they're in the way!
[1:24:02] Summer
Nice summer!
[1:24:03] Both
Outta the way!
[1:24:04] Kara
Hey! Don't go around
kicking my memories!
[1:24:08] Choro
Say, this is a memory world, right?
[1:24:11] Choro
So meeting this Takahashi-san isn't
going to change the future, is it?
[1:24:15] Todo
Isn't this sort of pointless?
[1:24:18] Oso
That's true...
[1:24:20] Todo
Hang on a second!
[1:24:22] Choro
Of course it's not pointless!
[1:24:25] Jyu
This is our only chance.
[1:24:27] Jyu
Our only chance to go see her
and ask her for the truth.
[1:24:31] Jyu
You guys might not understand right now,
[1:24:34] Jyu
but that's what happens after graduation.
[1:24:37] Jyu
You'll start to lose touch with
everyone and eventually drift apart.
[1:24:40] Jyu
You'll basically forget about everything.
[1:24:42] Ichi
Just go see her.
[1:24:44] Todo
Ask her what was in the letter.
[1:24:46] Kara
Otherwise, once you become adults,
[1:24:50] Kara
you'll definitely regret it.
[1:24:54] Oso
Apparently, Takahashi-san
liked one of you guys.
[1:24:58] Oso
If you go see her,
you might get a girlfriend.
[1:25:01] Oso
It's the chance of a lifetime!
[1:25:02] Oso
Why wouldn't you go?
[1:25:09] Todo
Huh?!
[1:25:10] Choro
What the hell is that?!
[1:25:12] Chibi
I don't have any talent...
I have nothing to do.
[1:25:15] Choro
Is that Chibita?!
[1:25:17] Kara
H-He's rotted away! His heart, that is!
[1:25:30] Hata
Jo...
[1:25:32] Todo
Chibita! Calm down!
[1:25:34] Chibi
My future's totally dark, you idjits!
[1:25:37] Choro
Wait, you have your oden!
[1:25:39] Jyu
Why were you even trying
to become a fancy chef?!
[1:25:41] Ichi
Chibita!
[1:25:43] Ichi
Oden!
[1:25:44] Oso
Oden!
[1:25:45] Kara
You have your oden, damn it!
[1:25:48] All
Chibita!
[1:25:53] Chibi
Oden?
[1:25:53] Chibi
That's all I need?
[1:25:55] Kara
Hell, that's basically all you have!
[1:25:58] Ichi
You have a super yummy
oden stall in the future!
[1:26:01] Jyu
So you're gonna be fine!
[1:26:07] Chibi
It's so good!
[1:26:10] Chibi
I really do love oden, after all!
[1:26:17] Chibi
Huh? What was I doing?
[1:26:21] Oso
That was close...
[1:26:23] Toto
Guys!
[1:26:26] All
Totoko-chan!
[1:26:27] Boys
It's Totoko-chan!
[1:26:28] All
Totoko-chan!
[1:26:30] Toto
Here you go. Good work.
[1:26:32] Todo
Thanks!
[1:26:33] Toto
Good work!
[1:26:34] Ichi
Thanks!
[1:26:35] Toto
Good work, guys!
[1:26:37] Choro
That's our heroine for you!
[1:26:39] Jyu
You sure are cute!
[1:26:41] Toto
Oh, that's not true.
[1:26:43] Toto
Because...
[1:26:45] All
Huh?
[1:26:46] Toto
Because... this isn't the real me at all!
[1:26:51] All
What?!
[1:26:53] Choro
She had to get big, too?!
[1:26:55] Todo
Enough of that!
[1:26:59] Hata
Jo...
[1:27:01] Toto
What's with all this heroine crap,
you dumbasses?!
[1:27:03] Toto
What the hell's a proper heroine?!
[1:27:05] Oso
Totoko-chan!
[1:27:07] Choro
You'll be okay, too, Totoko-chan!
[1:27:08] Oso
You're fine as you are!
[1:27:10] Choro
Yeah! You're a super cute
heroine in the future!
[1:27:13] All
You're cute just the way
you are, Totoko-chan!
SIGN You're cute!
SIGN You're cute!
[1:27:23] Toto
Wait... I can just be me?
[1:27:26] Toto
Oh, okay!
[1:27:29] Oso
Man, she's scary.
[1:27:30] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[1:27:32] Iyami
This is the end of the line, boys!
[1:27:34] All
Iyami!
[1:27:36] Iyami
How dare you keep the story
moving along without me?!
[1:27:40] Iyami
Me has never experienced
such humiliation!
[1:27:42] Iyami
Me is supposed to be the
star of this anime!
[1:27:45] Iyami
Me is the biggest star of the Showa Era!
[1:27:47] Iyami
And yet...
[1:27:49] Iyami
Don't just write me off as a memory!
[1:27:54] Kara
Uh, what the hell is that?!
[1:27:56] All
Sheeeh!
[1:27:59] Iyami
Get them!
[1:28:00] All
Sheeeh!
[1:28:03] Oso
Stop it, Iyami!
[1:28:05] Kara
Iyami!
[1:28:05] Choro
You're gonna be fine, too!
[1:28:07] Choro
We don't think of you as
a memory or anything!
[1:28:10] Jyu
How could we ever forget about you?!
[1:28:13] Ichi
Iyami!
[1:28:14] Todo
Iyami!
[1:28:14] All
Sheeeh!
[1:28:16] Oso
It's no use! He's not listening at all!
[1:28:23] Oso
Hey!
[1:28:24] Iyami
Now me is going to go meet
this Takahashi Nozomi-chan!
[1:28:29] All
Huh?!
[1:28:29] Kara
Why are you going?!
[1:28:31] Choro
Why would you do that?!
[1:28:32] Iyami
Me can't wait to see what happens.
[1:28:37] All
Sheeeh!
[1:28:39] All
Iyami!
[1:28:42] Iyami
Sh-Sheeeh!
[1:28:52] Iyami
What's the big idea?!
[1:28:53] Iyami
How dare you do that to the star?!
The fans will never forgive you!
[1:28:59] Oso
He's finally back to normal.
[1:29:01] Jyu
Jeez, what a pain.
[1:29:03] Iya
Huh?
[1:29:05] Ichi
What? You just wanted attention?
[1:29:08] Todo
An old guy like you was just lonely?
[1:29:21] Jyu
Hey, I think it's that house.
[1:29:25] Ichi
That's Takahashi-san's house?
[1:29:27] Kara
That's where she is?
[1:29:30] Todo
It's finally time...
[1:29:31] Choro
Yeah.
[1:29:40] Hata
Jo...
[1:29:44] Ichi
Jyushimatsu!
[1:29:45] Todo
Choromatsu-niisan!
[1:29:55] Ichi
We have things to ask you.
[1:29:58] Kara
Hey, hurry!
[1:29:59] Kara
The house is right there! Let's go!
[1:30:01] Oso
Let's go, guys!
[1:30:03] All
Yeah!
[1:30:21] Choro
Hey.
[1:30:22] Choro
What's going to happen
to us after we graduate?
[1:30:24] Choro
What kind of adults are we
in the future? Tell us!
[1:30:27] Oso
Jeez, where'd that come from?
[1:30:29] Jyu
Tell us!
[1:30:30] Kara
Please tell us!
[1:30:31] Todo
Because we don't know anymore...
[1:30:34] Ichi
What are we supposed to do from now on?
[1:30:38] Choro
Don't worry about it, Choromatsu.
[1:30:40] Choro
You always try to act so
serious and responsible.
[1:30:43] Choro
And what's wrong with that?
[1:30:44] Choro
Being responsible is a great thing.
[1:30:47] Choro
You always need someone like that.
[1:30:51] Choro
Just so you know,
[1:30:52] Choro
I like you quite a bit.
[1:30:55] Ichi
What? You can't?
[1:30:56] Ichi
Nah, I can't, either.
[1:30:58] Ichi
It's scary, right?
You just want to run away.
[1:31:01] Ichi
It's so easy to tell you all this.
[1:31:04] Ichi
Crazy, isn't it? It is, huh?
[1:31:07] Ichi
Just laugh.
[1:31:09] Todo
Oh, come on. What's with that face?
[1:31:12] Todo
You're not cute at all.
SIGN Virgin five-step conjugations
[1:31:14] Todo
It'll be okay. You guys
are all getting along.
[1:31:16] Todo
It's actually sorta fun.
[1:31:18] Todo
I mean... they do piss me off sometimes.
[1:31:21] Todo
Actually, I want to kill them all the time.
[1:31:26] Todo
But being sextuplets is pretty fun.
[1:31:32] Jyu
You don't know what to do?
[1:31:34] Jyu
I see.
[1:31:36] Jyu
I'm going to give you
some excellent advice.
[1:31:40] Jyu
You see...
[1:31:42] Jyu
What I want to tell you is...
[1:31:45] Jyu
You see...
[1:31:47] Jyu
So...
[1:31:48] Jyu
Save me!
[1:31:57] Oso
The oldest?
[1:31:59] Oso
Yeah, I guess I am.
[1:32:01] Oso
Huh? Who cares about that?
[1:32:04] Oso
Actually, say what you will,
but you're always going to be like this.
[1:32:08] Oso
You can't run away from this.
[1:32:10] Oso
Giving up might be a viable option.
[1:32:12] Oso
Just kidding.
[1:32:18] Kara
Wait, so it'll be okay?
[1:32:22] Kara
Hmm?
[1:32:23] Kara
Are we actually okay
just the way we are?
[1:32:25] Kara
I think you are.
[1:32:27] Kara
Really?!
[1:32:28] Kara
Yeah.
[1:32:28] Kara
You all end up being a
bunch of decent guys.
[1:32:33] Kara
Hey, are we actually popular?
[1:32:34] Kara
Huh?! Uh...
[1:32:36] Kara
Uh...
[1:32:39] Kara
Of course!
[1:32:40] Kara
We're crazy popular!
[1:32:42] Kara
What?! Do you have a girlfriend, then?
[1:32:45] Kara
Yup. I do.
[1:32:46] Kara
So you're not a virgin?!
[1:32:48] Kara
Nope... I'm not a virgin anymore.
[1:32:52] Kara
Yeah! Future me is awesome!
[1:32:55] Kara
So be more confident in yourself
and become an adult already!
[1:32:58] Kara
Here you go.
[1:33:03] Kara
See ya!
[1:33:06] Kara
H-He's so cool!
[1:33:31] Oso
All right, here we go, guys!
[1:33:33] Oso
Let's show them what NEET Village is made of!
[1:33:36] All
Yeah!
[1:33:38] Oso
Hey, wait. Did you casually just say NEET?
[1:33:42] Jyu
NEET? What's that supposed to mean?!
[1:33:43] Oso
Just shut up and get on already!
[1:33:45] Choro
Hurry up!
[1:33:46] Todo
No, wait. What do you mean by NEET?
[1:33:48] Ichi
NEET is rather concerning!
[1:33:49] Choro
Are we in trouble?
[1:33:50] Ichi
Now's not the time to worry about that.
[1:34:08] Oso
Ready, and...
[1:34:11] All
Go!
SIGN Takahashi
[1:34:29] Girl
Coming!
[1:34:36] Nozomi
Huh? Matsuno-kun?
[1:34:40] Nozomi
What are you doing here?
[1:34:43] Oso
U-Um... Takahashi-san...
[1:34:47] Oso
There's something we need to apologize for...
[1:34:50] Nozo
Oh, my gosh! What is all this?
[1:34:51] Nozo
Wow... What in the world is going on?
[1:34:54] Nozo
Wow...
[1:34:56] Oso
Um...
[1:34:56] Nozo
See, earlier,
[1:34:57] Nozo
my family ordered sushi to
celebrate my graduation,
[1:35:01] Nozo
but the sushi place won't be
able to get here like this.
[1:35:04] Nozo
That's too bad.
[1:35:05] Oso
Takahashi-san!
[1:35:07] Oso
You gave us a letter, right?
[1:35:11] Nozo
Oh, yeah.
[1:35:13] Oso
So, uh... About that...
[1:35:17] Kara
We accidentally lost it.
[1:35:19] Kara
We're so sorry!
[1:35:21] All
We're sorry!
[1:35:24] Nozo
Huh?
[1:35:25] Kara
We came here hoping you could
tell us what was in the letter.
[1:35:32] Nozo
Oh, don't worry about it.
It wasn't anything important.
[1:35:36] Nozo
Forget about it.
[1:35:37] All
Huh?
[1:35:38] Nozo
Anyway, this is really amazing!
[1:35:41] Nozo
How did you guys get here?
[1:35:43] Nozo
And how are you getting home?
[1:35:45] Nozo
We don't have a helicopter here...
[1:35:48] Ichi
Takahashi-san!
[1:35:49] Ichi
Please tell us what was in the letter.
We don't get them often.
[1:35:53] Jyu
What kind of letter was it?
[1:35:55] Todo
What did it say inside?
[1:35:57] Choro
Please tell us!
[1:36:01] Nozo
Thank you all for coming here today.
[1:36:05] All
Huh?
[1:36:06] Nozo
Since you're all here,
can we take a picture together?
[1:36:09] Oso
A picture?
[1:36:10] Nozo
Yeah.
[1:36:11] Oso
Huh? Uh... sure.
[1:36:13] Nozo
Great!
[1:36:14] Nozo
I'll go grab my camera!
[1:36:16] All
Takahashi-san!
[1:36:17] Choro
We want you to tell us what
was in that letter...
[1:36:22] Choro
She just does whatever she wants...
[1:36:24] Todo
Uh, this is going way differently
than I thought it would.
[1:36:27] Kara
Totally different.
[1:36:30] Oso
Didn't she have a crush on one of us?
[1:36:32] Ichi
That's what we thought.
[1:36:34] Choro
Up until a moment ago.
[1:36:35] Jyu
Up until a moment ago.
[1:36:36] Todo
Maybe it wasn't a love letter, then.
[1:36:38] Kara
I don't know! I don't know
what's going on anymore!
[1:36:42] All
Hey!
[1:36:44] Ichi
This isn't what you told us!
[1:36:45] Jyu
It doesn't seem as if she likes any of us.
[1:36:48] Oso
And we worked so hard to get here.
[1:36:50] Oso
Right?
[1:36:51] All
Right?
[1:36:52] All
What?!
[1:36:52] Nozo
I'm back!
[1:36:56] Nozo
Okay, could you line up over there?
I'll put the camera right here.
[1:37:00] Nozo
There.
[1:37:02] Nozo
Huh?
[1:37:05] Nozo
Um, I don't think you'll all
fit if you're that far apart.
[1:37:09] Nozo
Could you get a bit closer?
[1:37:14] Nozo
Could you get just a bit closer?
[1:37:17] Nozo
A little more.
[1:37:18] Nozo
More...
[1:37:23] Nozo
I guess we can forget the picture...
[1:37:25] All
What?!
[1:37:26] Jyu
No, no! Wait!
[1:37:27] Todo
It's not that, Takahashi-san!
[1:37:28] Todo
It's not that we don't want to take the picture!
[1:37:31] Ichi
Let's take the picture!
[1:37:32] Kara
Yeah, let's take it!
[1:37:33] Oso
Stop giving Takahashi-san so much trouble!
[1:37:35] Choro
You're not any better!
[1:37:36] Jyu
Get in the middle, Karamatsu-niisan.
[1:37:38] Kara
Wait, why me?!
[1:37:39] Todo
Just go!
[1:37:39] Ichi
Go.
[1:37:40] Kara
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[1:37:41] Oso
Fine! I'll go in the middle!
[1:37:43] Five
No, you don't need to
go in the middle!
[1:37:47] Nozo
Oh, you're so funny!
[1:37:48] Nozo
You guys get along so well.
[1:37:51] All
Huh?
[1:37:52] Ichi
Wait, how?
[1:37:54] Choro
We get along? How could you say that?
[1:37:56] Oso
All these guys piss me off.
[1:37:58] Todo
They're the worst.
[1:37:59] Kara
Their personalities suck!
[1:38:00] Jyu
I'm fine, though.
[1:38:01] Ichi
How?
[1:38:02] Oso
Just line up already!
[1:38:10] Nozo
Okay, I'm taking the picture!
[1:38:12] All
Uh, okay!
[1:38:22] Nozo
Okay, say cheese!
[1:38:45] Kara
I think I drank too much.
[1:38:49] Kara
Huh?
[1:38:50] Kara
Um...
[1:38:52] Mom
NEETs!
[1:38:54] Mom
How long do you plan on sleeping?
[1:38:55] Mom
Hurry up and eat your breakfast!
[1:38:57] Kara
Okay!
[1:38:59] Mom
Honestly...
[1:39:04] Oso
Huh? What happened yesterday?
[1:39:07] Ichi
I remember now.
[1:39:09] Ichi
We went to our reunion.
SIGN Akatsuka High School 66th Class Graduation Album
[1:39:12] Choro
That's right!
[1:39:13] All
The reunion!
[1:39:17] Todo
That's right... We went to the reunion.
[1:39:20] Jyu
I think we drank too much.
My head hurts.
[1:39:23] Choro
But man, last night sucked.
[1:39:26] Todo
It wasn't fun at all.
[1:39:28] Oso
You know, I thought we'd
be super popular. This sucks.
[1:39:32] Choro
It's all your fault.
[1:39:34] Oso
Huh?
[1:39:34] Ichi
Let's just stop talking about high school.
[1:39:37] Ichi
Nothing good came out of it.
[1:39:39] All
Yeah...
[1:39:40] Mom
NEETs!
[1:39:41] All
Coming!
[1:39:44] Kara
Hey, by the way...
[1:39:46] Kara
She wasn't there yesterday, was she?
[1:39:49] Jyu
Huh?
[1:39:49] Jyu
Who?
[1:39:51] Kara
Um, you know...
[1:39:52] Kara
That one girl. You know...
[1:39:55] Mom
Do you just not want to eat?!
[1:39:57] Kara
Huh?! Mommy, wait!
[1:39:59] Choro
We'll eat!
[1:40:16] Girl
Really?
SIGN Akatsuka Baths
[1:40:18] Man
Ah, that was a nice bath.
[1:40:20] Mom
Oh? Where are you going, Totoko?
[1:40:22] Toto
There's a workshop for a dating app.
[1:40:25] Iyami
Feed me.
[1:40:27] Hata
I'm hungry, jo.
[1:40:29] Chibi
I'm getting things ready, you idjits.
[1:40:30] Deka
I'll pay next time.
[1:40:54] Nozo
Dear Matsuno-kun.
[1:40:56] Nozo
I'm sorry to write you out of the blue.
[1:40:58] Nozo
I should probably tell
you this in person,
[1:41:01] Nozo
but I've never actually
spoken to any of you,
[1:41:04] Nozo
and I get embarrassed when I see you,
so I decided to write a letter.
[1:41:09] Nozo
We're going to be graduating soon.
[1:41:12] Nozo
I can't believe it. It went by so fast.
[1:41:15] Nozo
Oh, yeah. Do you remember that
one time during swimming class?
[1:41:19] Nozo
You all wore the same swimsuit
and did the same pose
[1:41:22] Nozo
and moved perfectly in sync!
[1:41:23] Nozo
I thought that was so, so funny!
It always made me laugh.
[1:41:28] Nozo
Then there was the bread-eating
race at the sports festival,
[1:41:30] Nozo
and Karamatsu-kun at
the cultural fair...
[1:41:32] Nozo
The pranks you pulled in
class were great, too!
[1:41:35] Nozo
Oh, but I think the
time I laughed the most
[1:41:37] Nozo
was when Osomatsu-kun
got his pants stolen.
[1:41:40] Nozo
That's first prize in my book!
[1:41:43] Nozo
It must be hard being boys.
[1:41:46] Nozo
You guys are such great sextuplets.
I really admired you.
[1:41:51] Nozo
So, uh... This is where the
letter gets sort of serious.
[1:41:57] Nozo
You see, after I graduate high school,
I have to go really far away.
[1:42:04] Nozo
So I might not be able
to see you all again.
[1:42:08] Nozo
But there's something I
really wanted to tell you.
[1:42:13] Nozo
I...
[1:42:16] Nozo
I love you all very much.
[1:42:19] Nozo
You're so funny and always so full of energy!
[1:42:22] Nozo
And I was even a bit jealous of you.
It must be so nice being sextuplets!
[1:42:27] Nozo
It's no fair. Of course
you guys always have fun!
[1:42:30] Nozo
I'm an only child, so I was
always envious of you guys.
[1:42:36] Nozo
Osomatsu-kun, Karamatsu-kun,
Choromatsu-kun,
[1:42:40] Nozo
Ichimatsu-kun, Jyushimatsu-kun,
Todomatsu-kun...
[1:42:45] Nozo
Thank you so much.
[1:42:47] Nozo
I'm so happy that I got to meet all of you.
[1:42:51] Nozo
So... So, you see...
[1:42:54] Nozo
If you don't mind,
[1:42:56] Nozo
I was hoping you could make room
for me in your memories, too.
[1:43:01] Nozo
Just kidding.
[1:43:04] Nozo
Well, I could go on forever,
but I'll stop here.
[1:43:07] Nozo
I hope I get to see you
all again someday.
SIGN To Matsuno-kun
[1:43:12] Nozo
Just one last time...
[1:43:14] Nozo
Matsuno-kun, everyone...
[1:43:17] Nozo
Thank you so much.
[1:43:18] Nozo
Goodbye.
[1:43:20] Nozo
From Takahashi Nozomi.
[1:46:43] All
Takahashi-san!
[1:46:45] Choro
Takahashi-san!
[1:46:46] Jyu
Takahashi-san!
[1:46:50] Ichi
Thanks for the letter.
[1:46:51] Todo
Thanks!
[1:46:52] Kara
Also, I'm sorry we lost it!
[1:46:54] kara
We're absolute idiots!
[1:46:56] Oso
Actually, we should be
the ones thanking you.
[1:46:59] Oso
It's the exact opposite!
[1:47:02] All
Thank you, Takahashi-san!
SIGN The End
[1:47:45] Oso
No way! One of us,
when we were in high school...
[1:47:46] Jyu
...got a letter...
[1:47:48] Kara
...from a girl classmate?!
[1:47:49] Todo
Yes!
[1:47:50] All
Sheeeh!
[1:47:55] Todo
What is this?!
[1:47:56] Choro
What is this?!
[1:47:56] Jyu
Go!
[1:48:00] Jyu
Punishment!
[1:48:01] Ichi
Punishment!
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