M1 - Mr. Osomatsu THE MOVIE Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:12] Guy     Hey, Uchikawa! It's been forever! [01:15] Guy     It has! [01:16] Guy     It's been since graduation,     hasn't it? How've you been? [01:18] Guy     Great! SIGN    Asian Dining     Bamboo          Reserved for     Akatsuka High School     66th Class Reunion [01:20] Guy     All right, now, [01:22] Guy     I'd like to officially begin the reunion of the     66th graduating class of Akatsuka High School. [01:28] Guy     Everyone has a drink, right? [01:31] Guy     Okay, all together, everyone! Cheers! [01:35] All     Cheers! [01:38] Girl     It's great to see you. [01:39] Girl     Hey, let me join you. [01:45] Guy     You're bald! [01:47] Girl     What?! [01:48] Girl     You got married?! [01:49] Girl     No way! [01:49] Girl     Wait, when? [01:52] Choro     That takes me back! [01:52] Totty     You look like you lost some weight.      You're even cuter now. [01:55] Guy     Dude, that's insane! [01:57] Guy     I know, right? [01:59] Oso     That's insane, all right. [02:00] Kara     You can take my picture if you want. [02:02] Jyu     Hey, Ichimatsu-niisan! Let's go over there! [02:05] Jyu     They already did the toast! [02:06] Ichi     I'm fine right here. [02:07] Jyu     Come on! Come on! [02:08] Ichi     No, really, I'm fine right here. [02:11] Jyu     Come on! [02:11] Ichi     I'm fine, Jyushimatsu! [02:14] Guy     Oh, Yowai-san. [02:16] Guy     It's been a while.     You look as cute as ever, I see. [02:20] Toto     Yeah, I know. [02:22] Girl     Totoko-chan's so cute. [02:24] Toto     I know. [02:25] Girls     So cute! [02:25] Toto     Oh, I know. I know. [02:26] Toto     Yup, I know. [02:27] Toto     Thanks, I know. [02:29] Toto     I'm very aware. Thanks. [02:31] Toto     Yup, I know. [02:32] Lady     Really? She's not even trying     to deny it or act humble. [02:36] Lady     Wow. [02:37] Toto     Hm? Did you say something, uggo? [02:43] Glasses     But you know... [02:45] Glasses     You sextuplets sure have changed. [02:48] Oso     Have we? [02:49] Girl     Yeah! You're so different now compared     to when you were in high school. [02:53] Glasses     Yeah, totally. [02:54] Choro     Really? We can't tell     the difference ourselves. [02:58] Jyu     I don't really remember high school at all. [03:00] Totty     But you know, I'm glad we ended up     coming to the reunion after all. [03:05] Jyu     Yeah! It's a lot of fun! [03:07] Kara     I'm so happy to see all my friends again! [03:11] Kara     This reunion is the best! [03:13] All     The best! [03:16] Oso     I'm gonna go take a leak. [03:19] Choro     Be careful on your way home. [03:20] Oso     I'm not going home yet! I'm taking a leak! [03:22] Choro     Yeah, sure. [03:23] Ichi     Hey, should we drink a little more? [03:26] Totty     Aw, if you insist. [03:30] Glasses     Hey, by the way, what are     all of you guys doing now? [03:34] All     Huh?! [03:35] Glasses     Are you students, or did     you start working somewhere? [03:41] Glasses     What's up? [03:43] Glasses     Wait, what's with those faces? [03:45] Glasses     Why'd you suddenly shut yourselves off? [03:47] Glasses     Uh, hello?! [03:48] Choro     Wh-What do you mean? [03:50] Glasses     I mean... I was just wondering what     you guys have been up to lately. [03:54] Jyu     Well, if you're asking what we're "doing"... [03:57] Kara     Oh, you know. We've got lots going on. [03:59] Ichi     Yeah, lots. [04:00] Choro     Right, lots! [04:05] Totty     I'm a salaryman. [04:10] Girl     Wow, you're a salaryman, Todomatsu-kun? [04:13] Totty     Yes. I am. [04:16] All     He lied! [04:17] Choro     That bastard went and did it! [04:19] Choro     He's acting like he's the     only one of us with a job! [04:21] Kara     You're trying to get ahead,     aren't you, Totty?! [04:22] Kara     You're trying to leave us behind     and act like the cool one! [04:25] Ichi     Curse you, Dry Monster. [04:27] Ichi     You won't get away with that! [04:28] Glasses     So, what about the rest of you? [04:30] Glasses     What are you doing right now, Jyushimatsu? [04:33] jyu     Huh? Um... [04:35] jyu     I'm a salaryman, I guess. [04:37] Both     Huh? [04:38] Glasses     You're also a salaryman? [04:39] Girl     The same job as Todomatsu-kun? [04:41] Totty     Hey! Why are you copying me?! [04:43] Todo     Come up with your own lie! [04:44] Todo     Otherwise they'll know I'm lying, too! [04:47] Glasses     What about you, Ichimatsu? [04:48] Ichi     Huh? I'm a salaryman. [04:49] Glasses     And you, Choromatsu? [04:50] Choro     I'm a salaryman. [04:51] Glasses     And you, Karamatsu? [04:52] Kara     I am a salaryman. [04:53] Glasses     What?! You're all salarymen?     What kind of coincidence is that? [04:57] Todo     No, no, no, no, no! We just     all happened to, uh, yeah... [04:59] Todo     I guess miracles do happen sometimes! [05:02] Todo     It's so weird! [05:06] Girl     I see. [05:08] Girl     So you're all working for some company     now. You've grown up so much. [05:11] All     Huh? [05:12] Glasses     That's really great. [05:13] All     Huh? Great? [05:14] All     Nah, nah, nah, it's not a huge deal. [05:17] Jyu     I mean, we're adults in our twenties.     Of course we're working. [05:21] Todo     Yeah, totally! It's completely normal! [05:23] Girl     So what company do you work for? [05:25] All     Huh?! [05:26] Girl     And where is it? [05:28] All     Huh?! [05:29] Kara     Well... [05:34] Glasses     That's pretty suspicious. [05:36] Glasses     Are you guys lying? [05:38] Girl     What? Are you? [05:39] Choro     No, no, no! Of course not! [05:41] Kara     We're not! [05:42] Ichi     Why would we lie about that? [05:43] Todo     Yeah! [05:45] Jyu     Hey! Don't underestimate us! [05:48] All     Don't underestimate us! [05:49] Girl     Oh, I know. [05:50] All     Huh?! [05:51] Girl     Maybe they're all working at that one place. [05:54] Girl     You know. Akatsuka Hotel, near the station. [05:56] Girl     I heard a rumor not long ago that some of [05:59] Girl     our old classmates were working there. [06:02] Glasses     And that's you? [06:03] All     Y-Yeah, yeah! That's us! [06:05] Guy     Really? [06:07] Guy     I work at Akatsuka Hotel, too. [06:15] Todo     Someone actually works there! [06:17] Kara     What the hell is Akatsuka Hotel, anyway?! [06:19] Jyu     Dunno! [06:19] Kara     Where is it?! [06:20] Jyu     Dunno! We've never heard of this hotel! [06:23] Guy     But I don't think I've ever bumped     into any of you guys at the hotel. [06:27] Girl     What's going on? [06:28] Todo     W-Well, you know... You probably     wouldn't see us there. [06:31] Jyu     Yeah, yeah! [06:32] Guy     Huh? [06:33] Choro     Because we're employees that     don't actually work in the hotel. [06:36] Jyu     Yeah, yeah! [06:37] Guy     What kind of employee is that? [06:39] Jyu     We're brand ambassadors. [06:42] Both     Brand ambassadors? [06:43] All     Yup, yup. SIGN    Welcome to Akatsuka Hotel! [06:45] Kara     We take photos for promotional posters... SIGN    Akatsuka Hotel Lottery [06:47] Ichi     Hype up events... [06:49] Jyu     And even throw the first pitch! [06:51] Jyu     Hup! [06:52] Ump     Strike! [06:54] Choro     Oh, we're in a commercial, too. SIGN    Sponsored by          Akatsuka Realty [06:56] Choro     You haven't seen it? [06:58] Choro     If you're going to stay at a hotel... [07:02] Kara     Aah, this is the perfect place to be! [07:05] Ichi     The shower's water     pressure is amazingly low. [07:08] Jyu     And you might even see some ghosts! [07:12] Kara     Even so... [07:14] Todo     Even so... [07:15] All     We'll be waiting for all of your tips at SIGN    Akatsuka Hotel [07:19] All     Akatsuka Hotel! SIGN    A 3-minute walk from Akatsuka Station [07:25] Choro     You've never seen it? [07:26] Guy     No, never. [07:27] Girl     And who'd want to stay     at a hotel like that? [07:29] Kara     Well, they only air that     commercial in Hokkaido. [07:31] Girl     This hotel's in Tokyo, isn't it?! [07:33] Glasses     Oh, hey, Osomatsu. [07:34] Oso     What's up? [07:35] Glasses     We were just talking to these     guys, and we wondered... [07:38] Glasses     What are you guys doing these days? [07:41] Oso     We're NEETs. [07:42] Glasses     Huh?! [07:47] Guy     N-NEETs? [07:49] Oso     Yup. We haven't done a thing     since graduating high school. [07:52] Oso     We've been unemployed this whole time! [08:02] Girl     Wait... Really? [08:04] Oso     Yup! To top it off, none of us     have ever had a girlfriend! [08:08] Oso     Even though there's six of us! [08:10] Oso     Totally untouched. A group of virgins     that can only be called a miracle! [08:14] Oso     Yeah, we never thought     we'd end up like this! [08:17] Oso     But what can ya do? [08:26] Oso     Huh? SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu SIGN    The Movie SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu [10:00] Guy     Hey, you listening, NEET Village? [10:03] Guy     You're all over twenty!     What the hell are you even doing? [10:06] Guy     You all still live at home,     and you're all still NEETs? [10:08] Guy     What the hell are you even thinking? [10:10] Guy     I'm embarrassed to be     your former classmate. [10:12] Guy     You listening, NEET Village? [10:14] Guy     NEET Village! [10:16] Oso     What's "NEET Village"? [10:18] Kara     Don't ask me. [10:18] Choro     We're being called a village. [10:21] Todo     Ugh, everyone's staring at us. [10:24] Jyu     I wanna go home. [10:25] Ichi     I'm sorry we were ever born. [10:27] Atsushi     Now, now. I think that's enough, Uchikawa. [10:30] Uchi     Atsushi! [10:31] Atsu     We're supposed to be having     a fun reunion, remember? [10:34] Atsu     I'm sure they've had their own problems. [10:37] Girl     Oh my gosh, Atsushi-kun! You're so nice! [10:39] Girl 2     Yeah! You have such a big heart! [10:42] Atsu     Want to go for a drive     in my car sometime? [10:44] Girls     Totally! Yay! [10:47] Atsu     NEET Village has a nice ring to it.     You boys are charming. [10:54] Todo     He called us charming!     That makes me so happy! [10:59] Todo     Like hell it does! Hey, you piece of shit! [11:03] Oso     Totty, don't! [11:05] Choro     If you put your hands on him here,     you'll be at fault! [11:09] Kara     Show 'em what NEET Village is made of! [11:10] Jyu     What's NEET Village? [11:11] Kara     Hell if I know! [11:12] Jyu     Where is it? [11:13] Kara     Hell if I know! I've never heard of it! [11:18] Oso     What's the matter, Totoko-chan? [11:19] Toto     Not here... That's too bad. [11:21] Oso     Who's not here? [11:23] Toto     Takahashi-san. [11:24] Oso     Takahashi-san? [11:28] Toto     I was hoping we could meet up... [11:30] Uchi     Hey! [11:31] Uchi     NEET Village! [11:37] Guy     All right, who's ready to drink some more? [11:39] Some     I'm in! [11:40] Guy     My wife would get mad. [11:42] Girl     Oh, come on. It's just for today. [11:44] Guy     Do you have work tomorrow? [11:45] Girl     Nope, I took some PTO. [11:47] Guy     Aw, lucky. [11:48] Uchi     Hey, aren't you guys coming? [11:50] Todo     Huh? [11:51] Todo     Er, we, uh... W-We'll stop by later! [11:54] Choro     Yeah, we'll catch up. [11:57] Uchi     Oh, okay. [11:58] Some     Not like you have work tomorrow... [12:06] Choro     That wasn't what I was expecting at all. [12:08] Todo     It sorta sucked. [12:10] Ichi     Everyone else is so amazing.     Some even got married. [12:15] All     Gross. [12:16] Choro     Some bought cars, too. [12:18] All     Gross. [12:20] Todo     Some of them are even dads now. [12:22] Choro     And yet we're all still NEETs, [12:24] Choro     and our parents paid for     us to go to the reunion! [12:29] Chibi     You guys okay?! You're melting! [12:31] Chibi     Don't die at my stall! Come on, now! SIGN    Oden [12:35] Oso     How weird. [12:38] Oso     I figured we'd be more popular than that. [12:41] Oso     I thought I'd get a girlfriend at the reunion. [12:44] Both     What?! [12:45] Both     It was all your fault! [12:47] Choro     You told everyone we're NEETs!     That's how we ended up in that mess! [12:51] Oso     What? Lying is bad, though. [12:54] Choro     Well, yeah, but... [12:56] Oso     NEETs and virgins... [12:57] Oso     Don't you want to meet some girls who     would love us just the way we a— [13:02] Todo     Let me remind you. Girls like that     don't actually exist in real life. [13:06] Todo     That's why we're in this predicament. [13:09] Todo     Want me to stab your nipples? [13:10] Choro     Or maybe your urethra? [13:12] Oso     I'm sorry. Please, no. [13:14] Ichi     But you know... When those guys were talking     about what we were like in high school, SIGN    Hybrid Oden [13:19] Ichi     I didn't know how to join the conversation. [13:22] Ichi     I don't really want to remember those days. [13:25] Ichi     There's nothing to even remember. [13:27] Kara     You're being so dark, my brother. [13:29] Kara     Come on! We had our reunion today! [13:32] Kara     Let's talk more about our     wonderful teenage memories! [13:35] Oso     Teenage memories? What? [13:37] Todo     How can this idiot be so positive? [13:39] Iyami     Sheeeh! [13:39] Ichi     Gross. [13:41] Kara     Youth! And love! We experienced so much! [13:44] Todo     Yeah? Like what? [13:45] Kara     For example... [13:50] Kara     Give me a minute. [13:51] Choro     See? There's nothing! Not a thing! [13:53] Choro     We didn't have a damn thing back then! [13:55] Oso     We still don't! [13:56] Todo     Yeah! We don't! [13:57] Kara     Damn it! [14:03] Chibi     That's enough, you idjits! [14:05] Chibi     Quit yer damn whining! [14:07] Chibi     You got to see everyone after all those      years, right? That should be enough! [14:12] Chibi     I never even went to high school, [14:14] Chibi     so just hearing about a class reunion     makes me jealous, you idjits. [14:20] Chibi     Why are you looking at me like that? [14:22] Kara     Fear not, Chibita! [14:24] Kara     Even if you don't have any     former high school classmates, [14:27] Kara     you have us, your forever buddies,     right by your side! [14:33] Chibi     Uh, I think my problem is that I only     have trash like you around me... [14:39] Kara     Sorry. [14:40] Iyami     Sheeeh! [14:41] Iyami     Gimme more! [14:47] Iyami     Eating and drinking on someone     else's dime is amazing! [14:52] Iyami     Me is so happy! [14:55] All     Iyami! [14:58] Jyu     Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho! [15:00] Iyami     Sheeeh! [15:04] Chibi     Hey, hey, hey. [15:06] Chibi     Drink like civilized people, you idjits. [15:12] Chibi     Wait. [15:13] Chibi     Don't go running away like that! [15:15] Chibi     Pay me, damn it! SIGN    Stronger Zero [15:26] Jyu     I know they're somewhere in here... SIGN    Matsuzou SIGN    Cabaret     Moonlight SIGN    Akatsuka High School      66th Class Graduation Album [15:37] Oso     Hey, why the hell did you dig     up our graduation albums? [15:41] Todo     Jyushimatsu-niisan. [15:42] Jyu     Huh? You don't wanna look at them? [15:44] Todo     No! Put those things away! [15:47] Choro     How did I end up like this? [15:50] Choro     I'm the only one of you assholes who's     responsible and living a proper life. [15:55] Oso     Uh, you're in the same damn     boat as the rest of us. [15:57] Todo     You're all for show, Choromatsu-niisan. [15:59] Todo     You're just a stupid perv inside. [16:01] Choro     Todomatsu-kun, I do believe     that's going too far. [16:04] Kara     But seriously... [16:05] Kara     How did we all end up like this? [16:09] Kara     Why didn't any of us try to go to     college or get a job after graduation? [16:15] Oso     Oh, you mean why are we NEET Village? [16:17] Ichi     Probably because we're shit. [16:18] Choro     Yeah. I don't know exactly when     it happened, but at some point, [16:22] Choro     I was just like, "I guess I'm okay with this." [16:25] Kara     At what point did you think that? [16:27] Choro     I don't know. I don't remember. [16:29] Jyu     Oh, yeah. Did you know? [16:32] Jyu     They had our reunion today because     it was the same day as our graduation. SIGN    Akatsuka High School 66th Class Graduation Album [16:36] All     Our graduation? [16:37] Jyu     Yup. Some odd years ago today,     we graduated high school. [16:42] Ichi     Oh... Graduation, huh? [16:44] Oso     Graduation, eh? [16:46] Todo     Hey, he's right. [16:47] Oso     Whoa, you're right. I totally forgot. [16:51] Oso     Come on, Jyushimatsu! [16:53] Choro     I told you, I don't need to see it. [16:57] Ichi     Hey, I just remembered. [16:58] All     Huh? [16:59] Ichi     The day before graduation,      an elephant appeared near our house. [17:03] Todo     An elephant? [17:04] Choro     Like, the animal? [17:05] Ichi     Yeah. Apparently it escaped from     the zoo and chased Hatabou down. [17:10] Todo     Hatabou?! Was he okay? [17:12] Ichi     No, he ended up getting     involved in a pile-up accident, [17:16] Ichi     then there was an explosion     and he flew into the sky, [17:18] Ichi     and he somehow ran right     into a plane that was up there [17:21] Ichi     and made the plane crash. [17:23] Choro     What the hell?! That's a major disaster! [17:25] Choro     How did Hatabou not die?! [17:27] Ichi     Wait, you guys don't remember this? [17:30] Jyu     I remember! [17:31] Oso     It was a pretty huge deal back then. [17:33] Both     Yeah. [17:34] Todo     What? [17:34] Choro     I didn't know. [17:35] Kara     First time I've heard about it. [17:37] Ichi     Huh? Why do half of us remember     it and half of us don't? [17:44] Oso     Oh, whatever. Let's stop     talking about high school. [17:47] Todo     Yeah, it just makes things awkward. [17:50] Ichi     I'm going to forget everything...     Seal everything away. [17:51] Oso     Bedtime for me. I'm going     to the horse races tomorrow. [17:53] Choro     Horse races? Do you     even have any money? [17:56] Oso     Man, I want a girlfriend! [17:58] Choro     How is that an answer to my question?! [17:59] Todo     I want a girlfriend, too! [18:01] Kara     I want to be popular! [18:02] Oso     I want to be popular! [18:03] Choro     Oh, shut up already. [18:04] Todo     Also, I wanna do something pervy! [18:06] Ichi     Me, too. [18:07] Oso     Oh, you mean sex? [18:08] Choro     Hey! [18:08] Kara     Sex? [18:09] Choro     Hey! [18:09] Jyu     Are you talking about sex? [18:11] Choro     Hey! [18:12] Ichi     Are you guys talking about sex? [18:13] Choro     Hey, come on! Stop it! [18:19] Oso     Man, today was exhausting... [18:21] All     Yeah... [19:07] Kara     I think I drank too much. [19:13] Kara     He sure has a unique way of sleeping. [19:18] Kara     How do you even sleep like that? [19:22] Kara     Wait, you're not even asleep. [19:24] Kara     You're awake, right? [19:25] Jyu     Morning, Karamatsu-niisan! [19:27] Kara     You were actually asleep?! What?! [19:29] Jyu     Man, my head hurts. [19:32] Kara     I think we drank a bit too     much yesterday, Jyushimatsu. [19:45] Jyu     What's wrong? [19:47] Todo     What the heck? [19:47] Oso     Jeez, you're loud... [19:49] Kara     Wha... [19:50] Kara     What is all this? [19:55] Choro     What?! [19:56] Ichi     What's going on?! [19:59] Jyu     This takes me back! [20:01] Jyu     This is the desk where we     did homework in high school. [20:04] Jyu     We got it at a secondhand store.     Not that we ever did homework, anyway. [20:12] Jyu     What?! [20:14] Choro     Delayed reaction much?! [20:15] Todo     Wh-Wh-Wh-What's going on here?     What happened? [20:18] Oso     I'm scared! [20:34] Hata     Save me, jo! [20:36] Kara     Hatabou! [20:38] Choro     He's being chased down by an elephant?! [20:42] Todo     A pile-up accident?! [20:49] Todo     This is the accident we were     talking about yesterday, [20:52] Todo     the one that happened the day     before graduation, right? [20:55] Choro     Which means... Don't tell me... [21:13] Choro     Wait! We need our shoes! SIGN    Matsu [21:28] Choro     Hey, about what we just saw... [21:34] Jyu     Huh? [21:35] Jyu     Eitarou's house isn't here! [21:37] Oso     Why? All the stores are different! [21:40] Oso     This is supposed to be     a Chinese restaurant! [21:42] Kara     The family restaurant is gone, too! SIGN    For Sale [21:44] Choro     So is the live music club! SIGN    Akatsuka Baths SIGN    Akatsuka Baths [21:47] Ichi     That sign is old. [21:49] Choro     So that really means... [21:52] Choro     We're in the past, aren't we? [21:55] Oso     Huh?! What the hell does that mean?! [21:57] Choro     Well, that has to be it! [21:58] Choro     I mean, Hatabou was     chased by an elephant, [22:00] Choro     got involved in a pile-up,     and made a plane crash! [22:03] Ichi     Yeah, and the town looks     like it did before. [22:06] Jyu     What?! [22:07] Todo     Then we have to hurry up     and get back to the future! [22:10] Todo     Let's go back to our own time, fast! [22:12] Kara     Huh? But how are we     supposed to do that? [22:16] Todo     There's only one way! [22:30] Jyu     Go! [22:32] Oso     Go, Totty! [22:33] Todo     We're going back to the future     with this time machine! [22:35] All     We're going back! [22:40] Doc kara     Come on, lighting! Any time now! [22:50] ---     Now! [22:55] Doc kara     Yes! We did it! [22:58] Doc kara     Wait! If I'm doing this role, I can't go     back to the future with everyone else! [23:08] Doc Kara     That was close... [23:10] All     Tch. SIGN    Under Construction SIGN    Akatsuka Hotel [23:15] Oso     Say, Karamatsu. [23:16] Kara     What's up? [23:17] Oso     Doesn't something seem     weird about the scenery? [23:21] Kara     Scenery? [23:33] Choro     Wait, what is this? [23:35] Ichi     We're not seeing things, right? [23:37] Jyu     What's going on? [23:53] Ichi     What is this? [23:56] Kara     Jesus! [23:57] Kara     What the hell's going on? [24:09] Todo     I'm scared! [24:10] Todo     What is this?! [24:11] Todo     What are we supposed to do?! [24:14] Choro     What the hell is this world?! [24:22] Ichi     Hey, it's the cat from earlier. [24:28] All     Professor Dekapan! [24:33] Oso     Hear us out, Dekapan!     We're in big trouble! [24:37] Oso     If we were to explain what's     going on with us right now... [24:40] Oso     This and that and this and     then that happened! [24:43] Jyu     Then this and that and this happened! [24:45] Kara     Then this happened,     and this turned into that! [24:47] Ichi     Then so and so and such     and such happened! [24:49] Oso     And that's how we ended up in this situation! [24:52] Oso     What are we supposed to do?! [24:54] choro     The hell was that explanation? [24:55] todo     They can't be serious. [24:59] Deka     I see! I understand everything! [25:02] Choro     What?! No way... [25:04] Todo     The perks of being a gag anime, I guess. [25:06] Deka     In short, you didn't actually     travel to the past. [25:11] Kara     We're not in the past? [25:12] Deka     You boys must have somehow ended up in [25:15] Deka     a world within one of your memories! [25:18] All     Within someone's memories? [25:20] Deka     That's why the parts of town     that you don't clearly remember [25:24] Deka     and people you don't know     look a bit incomplete. [25:28] Deka     On the other hand,      people you do know, like me, [25:31] Deka     look exactly how they're supposed to. [25:33] Kara     I-I see... [25:35] Todo     So this is someone's memory... [25:37] Ichi     Wait, how did we end up here? [25:43] Deka     I believe the cause of all of this     is that one of you had regrets. [25:47] Ichi     Regrets? [25:50] Todo     Hey! You should be listening!     This is important! [25:55] Deka     Everyone has moments when they     think they should've done something [25:58] Deka     differently in the past     or made a different choice. [26:01] Deka     They may not realize it, but everyone     has a number of regrets in their hearts. [26:06] Deka     Those feelings produce something     very powerful that they're not aware of. [26:11] Deka     That's what's causing     this strange phenomenon. [26:15] Deka     In short, [26:16] Deka     one of you has a huge     regret from this era. [26:22] Deka     If you don't take care of     whatever that regret is, [26:25] Deka     I believe that you won't be     able to go back to reality. [26:29] Choro     Regret? [26:30] Todo     One of us has regrets? [26:32] Oso     Is it you? [26:33] Jyu     Nope! [26:35] Deka     By the way... [26:37] Deka     There are also certain risks in this world. [26:40] Deka     If you linger too long in these memories, [26:44] Deka     you'll turn into water fleas! [26:47] Jyu     What?! Water fleas?! [26:48] Oso     Where the hell did water     fleas come from?! [26:50] Deka     There's nothing good about     letting your past hold you back. [26:54] Choro     But seriously, why water fleas?! SIGN    Sky [26:57] Deka     Also, try not to interact     with others too much [27:00] Deka     or do things that never     happened in your memories. [27:04] Deka     This is a world you shouldn't be in.      A world where you don't exist. [27:13] Oso     That sure was a long explanation. [27:15] Oso     I don't remember a single thing he said. [27:17] Choro     Hey! [27:18] Jyu     Dekapan's explanation sucked. [27:20] Choro     You guys just weren't listening! [27:22] Oso     I mean, I'm pretty sure this is fine. [27:25] Oso     Nothing good's gonna happen     if we go back to reality. [27:28] Todo     But we'll turn into water fleas. [27:29] Oso     Water fleas, huh?     I guess no girls would like that. [27:32] Todo     Right? So we have to get back to reality. [27:35] Oso     I see. Nii-chan's got it now! [27:39] Choro     Actually... [27:40] Choro     Which one of us has regrets? [27:42] Choro     We're not getting anywhere     until we figure that out. [27:45] Jyu     Who is it? [27:46] Ichi     Who is it? [27:47] Oso     Come forward. [27:48] Choro     Who is it? [27:52] Ichi     Jeez... [27:54] Choro     Hey, look over there. SIGN    #@st Office [27:57] Choro     The "po" in post office is     all messed up, isn't it? [28:00] All     Yeah. [28:01] Choro     Which means the owner of the memory     we're in doesn't know that kanji. [28:05] Choro     In other words, he's an idiot. [28:07] All     I see. [28:08] Todo     Over there, too. [28:09] Todo     Whoever it is, they read     "monthly parking" as "moonly parking." SIGN    Moonly Parking Lot     No uNaUtHoRiZeD Parking      Akatsuka Realty [28:12] Oso     What a moron. [28:13] All     I see... [28:15] Jyu     Wait, wait, wait! It's not me! [28:17] Jyu     You guys are so rude! [28:18] Choro     Hang on a second.     There's another huge hint over there. SIGN    Adults' Paradise [28:22] Choro     That pervy shop is sparkling. [28:24] All     I see... [28:26] Oso     Man, you guys sure know     your big brother. [28:29] Choro     Why are you admitting it?     At least try to deny it. [28:31] Todo     Why have you been keeping your     eyes closed, Ichimatsu-niisan? [28:35] Jyu     Open your eyes, Ichimatsu-niisan. [28:38] Ichi     Nope. I can't deal with     a world of memories. [28:41] Jyu     Open your eyes! [28:42] Ichi     Can't. [28:43] Oso     You're acting suspicious, Ichimacchan. [28:45] Oso     Could it be that you're the     one who created this world? [28:48] Todo     Yeah. Ichimatsu-niisan     probably has tons of regrets. [28:53] Kara     It's you, isn't it? Hmm? [28:56] Dayon     It's been a while. SIGN    Virgins Welcome [28:58] All     Dayon! [28:59] Todo     Listen to this, Dayon!     We're in huge trouble! [29:05] Oso     What? [29:07] Oso     Seriously, what's your problem? [29:08] Dayon     Something's off! [29:11] Dayon     You don't smell like high school kids. [29:14] Dayon     You smell like grown-up NEETs. [29:17] Oso     What the hell does a NEET smell like? [29:19] Todo     About that, Dayon... We've somehow     ended up in someone's memories. [29:24] Dayon     Someone's memories? [29:27] Todo     So this is someone's memory, and the     you that we see is also a memory. [29:31] Todo     And to get out of here, we have to     get rid of the regret that one of us has. [29:39] Choro     Are you okay? You seem to be panicking. [29:41] Todo     We were wondering if you [29:43] Todo     could tell us what kind of     regret you think we'd have. [29:47] Todo     Oh, and I don't mean the "us"     you see here with you right now, [29:50] Todo     but the "us" who are third-year high     school students in this memory. [29:54] Dayon     Huh?! What?! [29:56] Choro     Wait, wait! Remember what Dekapan said? [29:57] Choro     We shouldn't interact     with people too much! [30:00] Todo     Yeah, but... [30:01] Todo     Come on, tell us, Dayon! Please? [30:03] Todo     What kind of regrets did we     have as high school kids? [30:05] Dayon     I have absolutely no idea     what you're talking about! [30:10] Choro     See?! I told you! [30:12] Choro     We're not supposed to do stuff that     didn't happen in our original memories! [30:15] Kara     Let's all remember what Dayon looked like! [30:17] Kara     Then he should turn back to normal! [30:19] All     Yeah! [30:21] Kara     What did he look like again? [30:23] Jyu     Something like this? [30:25] Ichi     Maybe like this? [30:27] Kara     That's it! Keep it up! [30:32] Oso     Something's slightly off. [30:34] Kara     Start over. [30:39] Oso     He looks way too cool. [30:40] Kara     Start over! [30:44] Oso     He's cute! [30:45] Five     So cute! [30:46] Kara     That's not him! [30:47] Oso     Wrong! [30:49] Oso     Wrong! [30:50] Oso     Wrong! [30:50] Dayon     Sparkle! [30:51] Oso     Wrong! [30:51] Dayon     That's how it... [30:52] Oso     Wrong! [30:52] Dayon     Sanemats... [30:53] Oso     Wrong! [30:54] Oso     Come on, guys! Take this seriously! [30:58] Oso     Man, I'm tired. [31:00] Kara     I still think it's a little off, [31:03] Kara     but I guess that'll work. [31:07] Dayon     Wait! [31:09] Dayon     Hey! This is the worst possible     shape you could leave me in! SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital SIGN    Akatsuka High School [31:30] Choro     My disguise is complete! [31:31] Todo     My disguise is complete! [31:33] Choro     We need to be careful. [31:35] Todo     Yeah. [31:36] Choro     We don't know what else     could happen in this world [31:39] Choro     if someone recognizes us again. [31:41] Todo     Yeah, we need to do our     best not to stand out. [31:46] Todo     Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! [31:47] Todo     Why are you dressed like that? [31:48] Todo     That'll just call even more attention to us! [31:50] Kara     What? [31:51] Kara     But you can't see my face     since I'm wearing this. [31:54] Choro     Uh, your face is right there     for the world to see! [31:56] Choro     Everyone will know it's you immediately! [32:00] Choro     I don't see us. [32:02] Todo     Yeah... [32:03] Oso     Hey... [32:04] Oso     It feels really creepy     to meet our past selves. [32:08] Jyu     Yeah, it feels really weird. [32:10] Todo     Well, what choice do we have? [32:11] Todo     We're in this mess because we don't     know whose regret we're dealing with. [32:15] Choro     What's the matter, Ichimatsu? [32:16] Ichi     This is too exhausting. [32:19] Choro     Huh? What is? [32:20] Ichi     Just being in this memory world is hell, [32:23] Ichi     and now I have to see my old self? [32:25] Choro     Oh, so that's what you mean. [32:27] Ichi     What? You're fine with it? [32:29] Choro     Yeah, I'm totally fine with it. [32:31] Choro     I mean, there's nothing     embarrassing about my old self. [32:34] Choro     I'm actually looking forward     to seeing the younger me. [32:37] Ichi     Uh... I don't get you at all. [32:39] Kara     Hey, isn't that Choromatsu? [32:41] Choro     Wait, you see me? Where, where, where? [32:43] Kara     Right over there! [32:45] Choro     What? [32:52] All     What?! What the hell is that?! [32:55] Oso     Isn't he walking all weird? [32:56] Four     He is! [32:57] Oso     Isn't he turning all weird? [32:58] Four     He is! [32:59] Choro     Goodbye! Yes, goodbye, everyone! [33:02] Todo     Wait, what's with that voice?!      It's way too high! [33:06] Oso     I forgot Choromatsu was like that! [33:08] Ichi     Now I remember. [33:09] Choro     So... So embarrassing! [33:11] Choro     Tentei! Thank you for     everything today, Tentei! [33:15] Kara     "Tentei"?! Did he just call     the teacher "Tentei"?! [33:18] Choro     Are you heading home now, Tentei? [33:21] Choro     I'm also heading home now, Tentei! [33:25] Jyu     Oh, God, my stomach hurts... [33:28] Choro     I'm going to start studying     as soon as I get home! [33:30] Choro     That's a student's duty, after all! [33:32] Choro     Well, goodbye! [33:34] Oso     Wow, and there it is. [33:36] Oso     He tried hard to make himself     look like an honor student. [33:38] Todo     That part sure hasn't changed. [33:40] Oso     And he tripped. [33:41] Todo     That hasn't changed, either. SIGN    Pervy Girl SIGN    The Bigguns [33:43] Kara     Hey! His bag is filled with dirty mags! [33:48] Jyu     And a test he failed! SIGN    Matsuno Choromatsu [33:55] Kara     What the heck? That was way too pathetic. [33:57] Todo     No wonder that boy ends up dying     his hair brown in the future. [34:00] Ichi     Totty, you shouldn't mention that. [34:07] Oso     He tripped again. [34:09] Todo     Choromatsu-niichan! Wait for me! [34:14] Todo     Choromatsu-niichan! [34:17] Jyu     What the heck? Is that Todomatsu? [34:18] Todo     Me? What?! [34:20] Todo     Why'd you leave me behind?     I wanna walk home with you! [34:24] Ichi     What the hell? Is he seriously     in his third year of high school? [34:26] Todo     Hey! [34:27] Jyu     He's just a kid. [34:28] Todo     Hey! [34:28] Todo     No, I'm not a kid. [34:29] Kara     Your cheeks were so red. [34:30] Todo     Hey! [34:31] Todo     Shove it! [34:31] Oso     I bet you didn't even have any pubes. [34:33] Todo     I did! I had a whole forest down there! [34:34] Kara     Why does he keep hiding     behind Choromatsu? [34:38] Jyu     He's such a kid. [34:39] Todo     I was not! [34:40] Jyu     What's he doing now? [34:43] Jyu     Seriously, what were you doing?     You're like a kangaroo now! [34:46] Todo     Wait... Where did you go,     Choromatsu-niichan? [34:49] Todo     What? [34:49] Oso     How the hell did you get lost? [34:51] Jyu     What are you, a kid? [34:52] Todo     I am not a kid! [34:53] Kara     Wait, he got taken in. [34:57] Todo     I was so scared! [34:58] Jyu     He's seriously just a little kid! [35:00] Todo     Oh, shut up! Stop calling me a kid! [35:02] Oso     That's right... I guess that's     how Totty used to be. [35:07] Kara     We say you're dry now, [35:09] Kara     but back then, you were totally helpless     and couldn't do anything yourself. [35:12] Oso     Yup. [35:14] Oso     You loved your older brothers, didn't you? [35:18] Choro     Here, I'll make your cheeks red again. [35:20] Ichi     Nice. [35:21] Todo     Stop that. [35:21] Choro     Here! [35:22] Ichi     Nice. [35:22] Todo     Stop that. [35:24] Todo     I'm going to kill you someday. [35:25] Oso     Hey! [35:26] Oso     Over here! [35:28] Kara     You found someone? [35:29] Ichi     I wonder who's next. [35:35] Oso     Look! Over there! [35:36] Ichi     Who is it? [35:37] Oso     Isn't that you, Ichimatsu? [35:37] Guy     What? Seriously? [35:38] Ichi     Me?! [35:40] Guy     Yeah, Ichi? [35:41] Guy     Wow. [35:42] Guy     Man, that's surprising. [35:42] Ichi     Yeah. [35:45] Kara     Wh-Who the hell is that? [35:46] Jyu     Does anyone know who that is? [35:48] Four     Nope, nope. [35:50] Choro     Our family doesn't have a fine     young gentleman like that. [35:54] choro     Hey, hey, hey! [35:55] todo     Don't kill yourself in the memory world! [35:57] Ichi bg     Yeah, really. [35:59] Kara     That's right. Back then,     Ichimatsu actually had friends. [36:03] Oso     Yeah. This was when he hadn't given     up on interacting with others yet. [36:03] Ichi     Really? That's hilarious. [36:07] Jyu     He's trying so hard. [36:08] Ichi     Yup, yup. [36:10] Ichi     Yup, yup. [36:12] Ichi     Yup, yup. [36:14] Ichi     Yup, yup. [36:18] Todo     Wow, he's scary. He's trying     so hard to keep smiling... [36:22] Jyu     He's trying so hard. [36:25] Choro     Look! They're walking with     his hand on his shoulder! [36:27] All     Whoa... [36:29] Choro     They're taking photos! [36:30] All     Whoa... [36:32] Guy     Hey, Ichi. [36:33] Ichi     Hey. [36:36] Choro     They just high-fived! [36:37] Jyu     They high-fived?! The end is nigh! [36:40] Oso     But now that I think about it,     Ichimatsu was trying really hard back then. [36:45] Todo     Wait! [36:46] Todo     He is trying really hard, [36:48] Todo     but it's kinda obvious he's     having a hard time fitting in. [36:52] Oso     Yeah, yikes. [36:55] Oso     Wait, is the real Ichimacchan coming out?     Is he going to be okay? [36:59] Oso     Look, look, look! There it is! [37:01] Oso     No, no, no, no! [37:02] Oso     This is bad! [37:03] Guy     Ichi. [37:04] Ichi     Hmm? [37:04] Oso     Oh, he's back. [37:06] Guy     I bet this'll look good on you. [37:08] Guy     Why don't you try it on? [37:09] Ichi     Try it on? [37:17] Ichi     Huh? Uh, sure... [37:19] Ichi     Thanks. I'll try it on. [37:24] All     He's trying so hard! [37:26] Kara     I forgot Ichimatsu was like that once! [37:29] Ichi     I'm gonna go kill him real quick. [37:31] Choro     Hey, hey, hey! [37:32] Todo     Don't try to kill the past you     in the memory world! [37:35] Jyu     Heh. You changed so much. [37:38] Ichi     Tch. [37:38] Jyu     Man, that was great. [37:41] Choro     Hey, isn't that Jyushimatsu? [37:43] Jyu     Huh? [37:51] Jyu     The hell? [37:53] All     There he is! [37:54] Kara     The most insane Jyushimatsu ever! [37:57] Ichi     Frankly, you're the one     who changed the most! [38:00] Todo     What's with those eyes?! They're so angry! [38:02] Todo     Uh, let me say that again. They're so angry! [38:05] Jyu     Huh? Don't look at me! [38:07] Jyu     Whaddya want, huh?! [38:09] Oso     Man, he's super pissed.     That's totally not Jyushimatsu. [38:15] Choro     Whoa, look at that. Is he actually smoking? [38:17] Oso     Smoking?! Seriously?! [38:23] Choro     Nope. He's just faking. [38:26] Todo     Look! Is he actually riding a motorcycle? [38:26] Jyus     Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom. [38:28] Kara     A motorcycle?! [38:29] Jyu     Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom. [38:31] Todo     Never mind. He's just faking. [38:33] Oso     Wait, is he actually... not that angry at all? [38:36] Ichi     Yeah, he's trying too hard. [38:39] Oso     Look. When he lets down his guard... [38:42] Oso     His face turns back to normal. [38:50] Oso     What the hell is he doing? [38:51] Kara     Now that I look closer... [38:53] Kara     his fly is open. [38:55] Kara     And his pants are sagging so much [38:57] Jyu     The hell're you looking at? [38:57] Kara     that his butt's hanging out. [38:59] Todo     What the heck? Guess you were trying     too hard, too, Jyushimatsu-niisan. [39:02] Ichi     Come on, open your eyes, Jyushimatsu. [39:05] Jyu     Oh, I'm fine. [39:05] Ichi     Open your eyes. [39:06] Jyu     I'm fine. [39:07] Ichi     Just open your damn eyes     and have a good look! [39:09] Jyu     I'm fine, thank you! [39:22] Kara     Look! Right over there! [39:24] Oso     Oh, come on! It's too embarrassing     to see my self from the past! [39:28] Oso     Hey, wanna go out on a date with me? [39:30] Oso     Wanna go to the horse races?     It's so much fun! [39:33] Oso     Hey, why are you running away? [39:35] Oso     Wait, do you like me? [39:39] Oso     Wait up! [39:41] Oso     Oh, stop! I used to be such an idiot! [39:44] Oso     How could I do something like that? How scary! [39:47] Oso     Let me borrow some money. [39:49] Oso     Please? I'll pay you back double! [39:51] Oso     Oh, that's so embarrassing!     I used to be such a piece of shit! [39:58] Girl     The hell are you doing?! [40:05] Oso     Oh, stop it! I guess I had a time     like this in my life, too! [40:09] Oso     Wow, this is so embarrassing! [40:10] Todo     Uh, you haven't changed at all. [40:13] All     Nope. [40:13] Todo     You haven't matured one bit. [40:15] All     Nope. [40:18] Ichi     Well, I guess there's just one left. [40:21] Jyu     Karamatsu-niisan. [40:22] Kara     What? Me? [40:24] Todo     Hey, what's the matter? [40:25] Kara     Er, um... [40:27] Todo     Well, this is a surprise. [40:28] Todo     I thought you'd be really     excited for your turn. [40:31] Kara     Huh? Nah, nah, nah, nah... [40:33] Kara     I see. So my turn has finally arrived. [40:38] Kara     Sorry to keep you waiting,     Karamatsu girls and boys! [40:41] Kara     Have a good, hard look     at my charismatic youth! [40:44] Ichi     You know, it's a good time for a break. [40:47] Jyu     Yeah. [40:47] Kara     What?! My brothers! Wait! [40:49] Kara     Teenage Karamatsu awaits you! [40:51] Oso     I think I'm a bit tired. [40:52] Choro     Yeah. And this lead-up is way too long. [40:54] Kara     Non, non! You have to see! [40:55] Choro     I was so cool! You'll totally fall for me! [40:57] Choro     Why the hell would we fall in     love with the 18-year-old you? [40:58] Kara     Hey! [41:00] Todo     What's the matter?     Let's go, Ichimatsu-niisan. [41:03] Todo     What are you doing? [41:11] Todo     Hey... [41:12] Ichi     There's something about that cat. [41:36] Todo     Wait, huh? W-Wait, huh? Ichimatsu-niisan! [41:52] Guy     Hey, Todomatsu. [41:55] Guy     What are you up to? You free right now? [41:57] Ichi     Huh? I... [41:58] Guy     Wait, why are you in     your normal clothes? [42:00] Guy     Did you already go home once? [42:01] Todo     Huh?! [42:02] Todo     Y-Yeah... [42:04] Guy     Wanna go to karaoke with us? [42:06] Todo     Huh?! I, uh, I-I... [42:08] Guy     There's stuff I want to     talk to you about. Let's go! [42:10] Todo     W-Wait, no, I-I... [42:12] Todo     Ichimatsu-niisan! Save me! [42:15] Ichi     Seriously? Shit. [42:29] Jyu     Karamatsu-niisan, did you find them? [42:30] Kara     No, I didn't. [42:32] Choro     Ugh, what the hell are those two doing? [42:34] Choro     I keep telling them we can't     needlessly interfere with this world [42:37] Choro     because we don't know what'll happen. [42:39] Oso     You got it, Tentei! [42:41] Choro     What did I just say about     needlessly interfering?! [42:54] Jyu     What's the matter, Choromatsu-niisan? [42:58] Jyu     Something on your mind? [42:59] Choro     No, I was just wondering about regrets. [43:03] Choro     I mean, yeah, we were     pretty awful in this era. [43:07] Choro     I couldn't bear to watch. [43:10] Jyu     True. We were pretty awful. [43:12] Choro     But I mean... [43:13] Choro     I can't really tie that to     anything I'd regret, you know? [43:17] Choro     At least, I can't. [43:24] Oso     Karamatsu? What's up? [43:26] Kara     Well, about that regret... [43:30] Oso     Yeah? [43:33] Kara     You know, I... [43:37] Oso     Hang on a sec! [43:39] Oso     Where'd Choromatsu and Jyushimatsu go? [43:44] Jyu     Wait! Choromatsu-niisan! [43:46] Jyu     What's gotten into you? You just said     we shouldn't needlessly interfere! [43:49] Choro     I saw Totoko-chan over there! [43:52] Jyu     Totoko-chan?! For real?! [43:54] Choro     Hey, no fair! [44:18] Choro     She's way too cute! [44:19] Jyu     Shh! We're in the library, you fool! [44:21] Choro     Oh my God, Totoko-chan!     How can she be so cute?! [44:25] Choro     It's basically a crime! [44:27] Jyu     One wrong step and it would be a crime. [44:28] Jyu     She's a minor, and we're adults! [44:31] Choro     I mean, she's always been cute,     but she was the best during this time! [44:35] Choro     Pure? The ultimate heroine?! [44:37] Choro     She's absolutely flawless! [44:38] Jyu     Yeah, let's calm down a bit. [44:40] Choro     She was in her absolute prime in this era! [44:42] Choro     Wait, should we really call it her prime? [44:44] Choro     Isn't that a bit rude to our current     Totoko-chan, Jyushimatsu-kun?! [44:48] Jyu     I haven't said a word. [44:49] Choro     It has nothing to do with whether     she's in her prime or not! [44:51] Choro     What I'm saying is that Totoko-chan     was super charming [44:54] Choro     even in this era, you moron! [44:55] Jyu     I didn't say anything! [44:57] Choro     Ugh, I'm seriously starting to not care     about this being someone's memory [45:00] Choro     or that we're here because     of someone's regret! [45:02] Jyu     Huh? [45:04] Choro     I've made up my mind. [45:06] Choro     I'm going to live in this world. [45:07] Jyu     Whoa, calm down! [45:12] nyaa     Totoko-senpai! [45:13] nyaa     Would you read this, if you have time? SIGN    To Totoko-senpai [45:16] nyaa     I've always admired you. I'm a huge fan, meow! [45:21] Choro     Is that Nyaa-chan when     she was still in middle school?! [45:24] Jyu     Shh! [45:24] Choro     Hashimoto Nyaa-chan?! Seriously?! [45:26] Jyu     Shh! Not so loud! You're too excited! [45:28] Choro     High school Totoko-chan!     Middle school Nyaa-chan! [45:30] Choro     High school Totoko-chan!     Middle school Nyaa-chan! [45:33] Choro     High school Totoko-chan!     Middle school Nyaa-chan! [45:35] Choro     High school Totoko-chan!     Middle school Nyaa-chan! [45:36] Choro     High school... [45:38] Choro     I'm so happy! [45:42] Jyu     What?! [45:43] Jyu     He exploded from too much excitement! SIGN    Karaoke [45:50] ---     Way to go, us! [45:55] Todo     Wh-What should we do? [45:57] [SONG] Sign     New songs | Singer name | Song name     Duets | Genre | History     Guide vocals | Original music video | Oldies     Korean | Chinese | Latest Hits | Enter [45:57] Ichi     Wh-What are we going to do? [46:00] Todo     They totally mistook us for     our high school selves! [46:03] Ichi     I've never been to karaoke in my life! [46:06] Todo     What should we do?     How are we going to escape? [46:08] Ichi     What should we do?     What should we sing first? [46:09] Todo     Why don't we pretend to go to the     bathroom and escape that way? [46:12] Ichi     Maybe we should start with a super     cliché song everyone knows. [46:15] Todo     Or we could pretend     to be sick and leave? [46:17] Ichi     By the way, when are you supposed to     use these maracas and tambourines? [46:20] Todo     The basics of karaoke     don't matter right now! [46:22] Ichi     Don't blame me! I've never     been to karaoke before! [46:26] Guy     What's wrong, you two? [46:28] Guy     You've been acting weird. [46:30] Todo     No, no, we're the same as usual. [46:33] Ichi     Yup, the same as usual. [46:35] Guy     You don't seem like yourself, Todomatsu. [46:38] Guy     Yeah, you're acting out of character. [46:47] Todo     Hey, hey, Ichimatsu-niichan!     What are you going to sing? [46:50] Ichi     Don't "Ichimatsu-niichan" me!      You're so gross! [46:52] Todo     The hell am I supposed to do?!     They're not supposed to figure us out! [46:55] Todo     Hey, hey, what do you wanna sing? [46:57] Ichi     I said you're gross! [46:58] Todo     Again, what am I supposed to do?!     Just put in a damn song already! [46:59] Guy     Why are you guys fighting? [47:02] Guy     Hey, Ichi's here? [47:04] Guy     Didn't you go home earlier? [47:07] Ichi     Oh, uh... I went home and came back. [47:11] Guy     Oh, I see. In that case... [47:14] Guy     Yee. [47:16] Guy     What's wrong? Yee. Yee. [47:20] Todo     He's signaling a high five,     Ichimatsu-niisan! [47:22] Ichi     I know. [47:22] Todo     High five! [47:23] Ichi     I know! [47:24] Todo     Do it, Ichi! High five him! [47:28] Ichi     Hurry up and do it, damn it! [47:33] Oso     You know, I'm pretty sure I'm a genius! [47:36] Oso     Because I remember which     horses win which races, [47:39] Oso     so I'm going to win for sure     if I buy betting tickets! [47:42] Oso     I'm gonna get rich quick. [47:44] Oso     Then I'll be even more popular     and graduate from being a virgin. [47:46] Oso     It's absolutely perfect! [47:49] Oso     I'm the best oldest brother ever! [47:51] Oso     Why the hell?! [47:53] Kara     Osomatsu, what are you doing? [47:56] Kara     As the two oldest, we have to     keep our heads on straight. [47:58] Kara     This is the problem with you.     Come on, eldest brother. [48:03] Kara     Are you listening?! [48:04] Oso     So what if I'm the oldest? [48:05] Oso     Hell, we're sextuplets,     so we're all the same age! [48:08] Iyami     Sheeeh! [48:09] Iyami     That looks delicious! Give me some! [48:15] Oso     Who is that? [48:16] Kara     What the hell? [48:19] Oso     Wait, is that Iyami? [48:20] Kara     Huh? [48:22] Iyami     Sheeeh! [48:25] Iyami     Wh-What in the world?! [48:27] Iyami     Why does me look like this?     What happened?! [48:30] Kara     Iyami, there's a very deep     explanation for this. [48:34] Kara     You see, we're in a memory world right now... [48:38] Oso     Iyami! [48:39] Oso     The next race is starting! [48:41] Iyami     Wait for me! [48:43] Kara     Huh? [48:47] Oso     Go! Pull ahead! [48:48] Iyami     Run away! [48:51] Oso     Kill them! [48:52] Iyami     Kill them! [48:54] Osomatsu     Yes! I really did win! [48:57] Iyami     Sheeeh! [48:58] Kara     Um... We really don't have time     to be at the horse races... [49:02] Kara     You see, Iyami, we're... [49:03] Oso     Iyami! [49:04] Oso     The local races are about to start! [49:07] Iyami     Wait for me! [49:09] Kara     Really? [49:11] Oso     Yes! [49:12] Oso     I won again! [49:13] Iyami     Why do you keep winning?! [49:15] Oso     Yay! [49:17] Oso     Score! [49:19] Oso     Woo! [49:21] Oso     I'm filthy rich! [49:23] Iyami     This is messed up!     You're definitely hiding something! [49:26] Iyami     Let me in on your secret! [49:28] Iyami     How do you keep winning?! [49:30] Iyami     Wait, you! [49:31] Oso     Hey, stop! [49:32] Iyami     Choromatsu! [49:33] Oso     Stop it, Iyami! [49:33] Iyami     Wait! Tell me! [49:34] ---     Come on, stop it! [49:35] ---     Tell me! [49:36] Kara     Guess I'll wait a little longer... [49:38] Girl     So cute! [49:40] Guy     Totoko-chan, you're so cute! [49:41] Toto     Oh, stop. I don't know what to say. [49:44] Girl     The way you're so modest is cute, too. [49:47] Toto     Oh, come on... [49:50] Choro     Totoko-chan is actually...     denying she's cute? [49:53] Jyu     She's being modest! [49:54] Girl     Look! Totoko-chan's reading     such a complicated book! [49:58] Girl     Totoko's super smart, too. [50:02] Girl     Wow! What a cute bento! [50:04] Guy     Apparently Totoko-chan makes     her own bento every morning. [50:07] Girl     She's a great cook, too. [50:10] Guy     Whoa, a violin! [50:11] Girl     Oh, that's right. Totoko-chan's     parents are musicians. [50:15] Girl     That's amazing! [50:19] Girl     Wow, that was so amazing!     No wonder she's the heroine. [50:21] Some     She's on another level. [50:28] Both     Huh? [50:39] Toto     Being the heroine is exhausting! [50:45] Both     What?! [50:46] Toto     What is a heroine, anyway?     Who came up with that title?! [50:49] Toto     I always have to be cute?!     I always have to be the good girl?! [50:51] Toto     Like I can actually do that! [50:52] Toto     I just can't! [50:54] Toto     I have absolutely no interest     in this huge, complicated book! [50:59] Toto     Homemade bentos?!     I've never cooked in my entire life! [51:05] Toto     My parents are musicians?!      My family sells fish for a living! [51:11] Choro     Yup... [51:12] Jyu     She's right. [51:13] Toto     Ugh, seriously. What the hell? [51:16] Toto     I can't handle being the heroine!     I can't just keep being cute! [51:22] Toto     Akatsuka-sensei! [51:24] Choro     Come to think of it, the one with     the most issues around this time [51:27] Choro     was Totoko-chan. [51:28] Jyu     Yeah... Let's leave her alone. [51:30] Choro     Yeah. [51:35] Choro     No luck... [51:36] Jyu     Huh? [51:37] Choro     I mean, we don't know whose     regret we're dealing with, right? [51:41] Choro     So I thought we could     ask the people around us. [51:44] Jyu     I see! Way to go, Choromatsu-niisan! [51:46] Jyu     Oh! What about Chibita? [51:48] Choro     Good idea! There's always Chibita! SIGN    Third-Rate Restaurant [51:50] Chef     To hell with you! You're fired! [52:09] Chibi     Guess I really am a failure. [52:12] Jyu     Did he just say "boku"? [52:13] Choro     "Boku"? [52:16] Both     What?! [52:19] Chibi     I'm so hungry. [52:21] Guy     Come have some oden. It's super cheap. [52:24] Guy     It's delicious. [52:50] Choro     Chibita! [52:51] Jyu     Chibita?! [53:02] Chibi     Huh? [53:04] Chibi     The hell are ya doing, you idjits? [53:07] Chibi     Why are you dressed like that? [53:08] Chibi     You're Choromatsu and Jyushimatsu, right? [53:11] Toto     Oh? Choromatsu-kun and Jyushimatsu-kun? [53:14] Toto     What are you two doing? [53:18] Guy     Yay! [53:19] Guy     Yee. [53:20] Uchi     Yee. [53:21] Atsushi     Yee. [53:26] Guy     Nice, Ichi. Looks like you're back to normal. [53:28] Todo     Thank you, Ichimatsu-niisan!     I will follow you for the rest of my life! [53:38] Todo     Farewell, Ichimatsu-niisan. [53:41] Guy     Man, I'm so glad. [53:43] Guy     We've actually been worried     about you sextuplets. [53:48] Both     Huh? [53:49] Guy     I mean, you guys have been     acting so strange lately. [53:52] Guy     I thought something     might be bothering you. [53:55] Guy     But I'm glad you seem to be doing okay. [53:57] Guy     Yeah. [53:59] Todo     Hang on. [54:01] Todo     Do we seem like there's     something bothering us right now? [54:05] Ichi     Which one of us is it? [54:06] Todo     Could you tell us? [54:10] Iyami     A memory world, eh? Of course. [54:13] Iyami     Now everything makes sense. [54:16] Iyami     In other words... [54:17] Iyami     You're the reason me looks     like this right now! [54:21] Iyami     Sheeeh! [54:23] Oso     Wait, it's our fault? [54:25] Oso     Why? [54:26] Iyami     Since you're such pathetic adults,     you might've already forgotten [54:31] Iyami     that the six of you didn't     get along at all in high school! [54:36] Oso     We didn't get along? [54:37] Oso     Us? [54:39] Jyu     Really? [54:40] Toto     Yeah, that's how it looks to me. [54:44] Toto     What do you think, Chibita-kun? [54:45] Chibi     You guys totally realize it, don't you? [54:50] Chibi     You know. When you were smaller, [54:53] Chibi     you guys were always together. [54:56] Chibi     You did everything together. [54:58] Chibi     You went everywhere together. [55:00] Chibi     That's what defined you sextuplets. [55:03] Chibi     Yet, lately, you won't even look     at each other. It's really creepy. [55:09] Chibi     What the heck happened with you guys? [55:15] Chibi     I mean, not that it matters to me. [55:23] Iyami     Anyway, all of you are     acting weird right now. [55:25] Iyami     It's really creepy. [55:27] Iyami     And what's worse, you won't     even give me any attention! [55:31] Iyami     That's why your memory of me from     this time is just these teeth! [55:37] Iyami     That's so rude! [55:39] Iyami     Me is the star of the show! [55:40] Iyami     How does the star of the show     end up just being some teeth? [55:43] Iyami     Quit ignoring me! Pay attention to me! [55:48] Iyami     Give me some of that money! [55:57] Chibi     Hey. [55:59] Chibi     You know, why are you asking     like it doesn't involve you? [56:02] Both     Huh? [56:03] Toto     Come to think of it, you two     are acting pretty different. [56:08] Chibi     What's going on? [56:09] Toto     Yeah, what's going on? [56:18] Choro     What is this?! [56:19] Jyu     What's going on? [56:22] Choro     Let's run, Jyushimatsu! [56:23] Jyu     Yeah! [56:26] Todo     Oh, crap! Let's get out of here, Ichi! [56:28] Ichi     Don't call me Ichi! [56:29] Iyami     Sheeeh! [56:31] Oso     Hey, what's going on? [56:32] Kara     It's just like Dekapan said! [56:34] Choro     Is this because they almost     figured out who we really are? [56:37] Todo     We got too close to them! [56:38] Ichi     We really can't do things that     didn't happen in our memories. [56:41] Todo     Look out, Ichi! [56:43] Ichi     Stop calling me Ichi! [56:49] Deka     Are those boys okay?! SIGN    Drugs [56:52] Hata     Jo, jo, jo! [57:05] Chibi     Huh? What was I just doing? [57:07] Toto     Where'd they go? [57:10] Jyu     That was close. [57:11] Choro     Seriously, what's going on in this world? [57:14] Ichi     You okay? [57:15] Todo     Yeah. [57:16] Oso     Blood! I'm bleeding! [57:17] Oso     Karamatsu, look! [57:18] Oso     I'm bleeding! [57:19] Kara     Okay, I get it. [57:21] Oso     I'm bleeding! [57:21] Kara     I get it! [57:22] Oso     I'm bleeding! Oh, no! [57:24] Oso     Am I going to die? Help, ambulance? [57:25] Oso     Is there a doctor nearby?! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital SIGN    Inokashira Heights [57:48] (Flashback) Girl     What?! You're all brothers? SIGN    Subscribe to our channel SIGN    XXth Akatsuka High School Entrance Ceremony [57:50] (Flashback) Guy     You're sextuplets? Seriously?! [57:52] (Flashback) Oso     Osomatsu! [57:53] (Flashback) Kara     Karamatsu! [57:54] (Flashback) Cho     Choromatsu! [57:55] (Flashback) Ichi     Ichimatsu! [57:56] (Flashback) Jyu     Jyushimatsu! [57:56] (Flashback) Todo     Todomatsu! [57:57] (Flashback) Oso     We're sextuplets! [57:59] (Flashback) All     Nice to meet you all! [58:04] (Flashback) Guy     Hey, Matsuno! [58:07] (Flashback) Girl     Matsuno-kun! [58:09] (Flashback) Guy     Matsuno! [58:19] (Flashback) All     Let's eat! [58:27] (Flashback) Guy     What? [58:28] (Flashback) Guy     Seriously? [58:29] (Flashback) Guy     You guys sleep in the     same futon at home? [58:32] (Flashback) Jyu     Huh? Is it really that weird? [58:38] (Flashback) Guy     Are all the sextuplets coming today? [58:41] (Flashback) Guy     I mean, I don't dislike them, [58:44] (Flashback) Guy     but it's hard to deal with that thing     they do when they're all together. [58:47] (Flashback) Guy     For real. [58:48] (Flashback) Guy     I hate that thing. [58:49] (Flashback) Guy     Right? [58:51] (Flashback) Guy     Hey, Matsuno! [58:54] (Flashback) Guy     Uh, hey... [58:56] (Flashback) Girl     Matsuno-kun! [58:59] (Flashback) Teach     What are you going to     do about your future? [59:06] (Flashback) Todo     I wonder what's going to happen     to us after we graduate. [59:12] (Flashback) Todo     Osomatsu-niichan... [59:14] (Flashback) Todo     Hey! [59:15] (Flashback) Oso     Why are you asking me? [59:19] (Flashback) Oso     Isn't that your own problem? [59:41] (Flashback) Oso     Hey... Why are there six of us? [59:54] Oso     Hey, you damn virgins! [59:58] Oso     Want some beer? [1:00:02] Ichi     Nice. [1:00:03] Choro     Good work, moron. [1:00:05] Todo     Way to go, you shitty eldest brother. [1:00:06] Jyu     Not bad, you shitty eldest brother. [1:00:08] Oso     That's not even a compliment, is it? [1:00:17] Todo     Man, I'm finally remembering     a bunch of things. [1:00:21] Todo     To be honest, it was     pretty rough back then. [1:00:23] Todo     Our third year of high school,     right before we graduated. [1:00:27] Choro     Yeah. [1:00:28] Todo     Actually, you were really weird     back then, Choromatsu-niisan. [1:00:32] Choro     Huh? Wait, you were the weirdo. [1:00:35] Oso     Ichimatsu was weird, too. [1:00:37] Ichi     Uh, the weird one was Jyushimatsu. [1:00:39] Jyu     Huh? No, you were the     one who was weird. [1:00:41] Ichi     You were weird. [1:00:43] Oso     You were weird. [1:00:43] Choro     You were weird. [1:00:44] Most     Wait, wait, wait, wait! [1:00:45] Most     You were the weird one! [1:00:53] Jyu     In the end, we just really hated     being sextuplets back then. [1:00:59] Jyu     Right? It sucked being sextuplets, right? [1:01:02] All     It totally sucked! [1:01:03] Choro     Those jerks were always     comparing us to one another. [1:01:06] All     Yeah, yeah! [1:01:07] Choro     Choromatsu's like this,     but Osomatsu's like that. [1:01:10] Ichi     Todomatsu-kun's like this,     but Jyushimatsu-kun is like that. [1:01:15] Oso     Karamatsu is... [1:01:16] Jyu     Choromatsu-kun is... [1:01:17] Todo     Jyushimatsu-kun is... [1:01:18] Choro     Todomatsu is... [1:01:19] All     It's so damn annoying! [1:01:21] Choro     Leave us alone! It's none of your business! [1:01:23] Ichi     And those bastards always     get our names wrong! [1:01:26] All     Yeah, yeah! [1:01:27] Ichi     Stop getting them wrong. It's so annoying. [1:01:28] Ichi     We're so sick of that damn pattern! [1:01:31] All     Yeah, yeah! [1:01:32] Oso     We aren't even that similar, anyway! [1:01:35] All     Nope, nope! [1:01:36] Oso     Seriously, look. How do     we even look alike? [1:01:39] Ichi     Huh? [1:01:40] Choro     Er... [1:01:41] Todo     Actually, you do sorta look alike. [1:01:44] Oso     What? We sorta look alike? [1:01:46] Oso     For real? [1:01:46] Jyu     Well, we're sextuplets. [1:01:48] Oso     We're sextuplets, huh? [1:01:50] Oso     I guess it can't be helped, then. [1:01:54] Ichi     Man, I'm tired. [1:01:56] Todo     Same. [1:01:59] Choro     You know, we all probably have regrets. [1:02:04] Choro     The reason we ended up     in this strange world [1:02:09] Choro     is because of all of our regrets. [1:02:13] All     Yeah. [1:02:15] Kara     Guys... [1:02:17] Kara     I'm sorry. [1:02:19] Kara     I think I'm the one who has regrets. [1:02:23] All     Huh? [1:02:26] Todo     You got a letter? [1:02:29] Kara     Yeah... [1:02:30] Todo     When? [1:02:32] Kara     I think it was the day before graduation, [1:02:36] Kara     which would be today in this world. [1:02:40] Kara     When I got home from school,     there was a letter waiting. [1:02:44] Todo     From who? SIGN    Takahashi [1:02:46] Kara     The envelope said "Takahashi." [1:02:48] Todo     Takahashi? [1:02:49] Todo     Who's that? [1:02:50] Kara     I don't know. [1:02:51] Oso     Takahashi? Did we know     anyone by that name? [1:02:55] Jyu     Hey, I know! [1:02:57] Jyu     Maybe it's Yoshinobu! [1:03:00] Todo     Nah, I don't think so,     Jyushimatsu-niisan. [1:03:01] Todo     We're discussing something important     right now, so keep quiet! [1:03:04] Jyu     'Kay. [1:03:05] Oso     So, what did the letter say? [1:03:08] Kara     I didn't read it. [1:03:09] Oso     You didn't read it? Why? [1:03:13] Kara     I couldn't open it because     it was addressed to... SIGN    To Matsuno-kun [1:03:17] Oso     Yeah, that would make it difficult to open. [1:03:20] Oso     We don't know which one of us the     letter was actually addressed to. [1:03:24] Kara     Yeah, that's why I... wanted     to talk to all of you about it. [1:03:30] Kara     I just couldn't find the right time. [1:03:33] Kara     It just wasn't possible for us to have     an actual conversation back then. [1:03:40] Kara     But I didn't think things     should just end like that. [1:03:43] Kara     So, after graduation, I asked     all of you to meet with me. [1:03:46] Kara     Do you remember that? [1:03:47] Kara     That's where I was going to say... [1:03:50] Kara     "We got a letter from     someone named Takahashi. [1:03:53] Kara     Do you guys know who that is? [1:03:54] Kara     Does anyone recognize that name?" [1:03:58] Kara     But then... I'm not even sure what started it... [1:04:08] Choro     Yeah, I guess that did happen... [1:04:11] Todo     Why did we even get     into that huge fight? [1:04:14] Ichi     That sucked. [1:04:14] Jyu     I remember that now! [1:04:17] Oso     Honestly, we don't have any good     memories of high school at all. [1:04:21] Kara     Before I realized it, [1:04:23] Kara     the letter was gone. [1:04:27] Kara     That's bothered me all this time. [1:04:31] Choro     So it was Karamatsu's regret that      he wasn't able to read the letter [1:04:34] Choro     that brought us to this world? [1:04:36] Todo     Then if we read that letter,     will we be able to go back to reality? [1:04:40] Kara     I think so... [1:04:42] Oso     Why didn't you say anything earlier? [1:04:43] Kara     Huh? [1:04:44] Oso     That was bothering you, right? [1:04:46] Oso     You should've just told us. [1:04:50] Ichi     He couldn't tell you. [1:04:52] Oso     Huh? [1:04:53] Ichi     If he brought up that letter, [1:04:56] Ichi     we'd also remember what     happened that day. [1:05:02] Kara     I'm sorry. [1:05:03] Oso     No, really. You don't need to apologize. [1:05:06] Todo     Yeah, that's right. [1:05:07] Choro     Even if someone else had found the letter,     we couldn't have opened it or talked about it, [1:05:12] Choro     so it would've ended the same way. [1:05:14] Jyu     Yeah, yeah. [1:05:15] Oso     That's true. [1:05:16] Todo     No. [1:05:17] Todo     You definitely would've opened that letter.     I can say that with conviction! [1:05:21] Oso     Oh, come on. [1:05:22] Todo     You, come on! [1:05:23] Oso     Oh, come— [1:05:23] Choro     But... [1:05:24] Choro     The real question here is:     who is this Takahashi person? [1:05:28] Ichi     Takahashi... [1:05:30] Jyu     Hey, I know! [1:05:32] Jyu     Maybe it's Shuhei! [1:05:34] Todo     Could you please shut up,     Jyushimatsu-niisan?! [1:05:35] Todo     We're discussing something     important right now! [1:05:37] Jyu     Satoshi! [1:05:37] Todo     No! [1:05:38] Jyu     Hisanori! [1:05:39] Todo     No! [1:05:39] Jyu     So it's Yoshinobu! [1:05:44] Oso     What's up? [1:05:45] Todo     Wait, what? [1:05:47] Choro     I finally remember Takahashi-san. [1:05:49] All     What? You remember them? [1:05:51] Choro     Yeah, the reunion. [1:05:53] All     The reunion? [1:05:54] Choro     Totoko-chan was saying... [1:05:57] (Flashback) Toto     Takahashi-san. [1:05:58] (Flashback) Toto     I was hoping we could meet up... [1:06:02] Todo     W-Wait a sec. [1:06:05] Todo     If she said "Takahashi-san,"     then it must be a girl. [1:06:11] Todo     And if she was supposed     to be at the reunion, [1:06:14] Todo     then she was in our class. [1:06:17] Todo     Which means, when we were in high school, [1:06:21] Todo     one of us got a letter from a girl in our class! [1:06:28] Ichi     N-No way... [1:06:30] Choro     We were even shittier     back then, and yet... [1:06:33] Oso     No way! One of us,     when we were in high school... [1:06:35] Jyu     ...got a letter... [1:06:37] Kara     ...from a girl classmate?! [1:06:39] Todo     Yes! [1:06:41] All     Sheeeh! [1:06:47] Todo     What is this?! [1:06:48] Choro     What is this?! [1:06:49] Jyu     Go! [1:06:51] Oso     I never even imagined! [1:06:55] Jyu     Punishment! [1:06:56] Ichi     Punishment! [1:07:08] Kara     Jesus! So that's what that meant! [1:07:11] Todo     We got a letter from a girl in our class! [1:07:14] Choro     I thought high school was     the absolute worst... [1:07:16] Choro     But I guess something really     good happened, after all. [1:07:21] Jyu     I'm getting really excited now! [1:07:23] Ichi     Yeah, I'm having fun. [1:07:25] Oso     Anyway, we have to find Totoko-chan! [1:07:26] Oso     We need to go see her and ask     who this Takahashi-san is! [1:07:30] All     Yeah! [1:07:31] All     Hurry! [1:07:34] Oso     Wait, we need to put our clothes on. [1:07:36] ---     Oh, right. [1:07:38] Six     Hurry! [1:07:40] Toto     Huh? Takahashi-san? [1:07:41] Toto     Of course I know her. [1:07:44] Toto     Takahashi Nozomi-chan, right? [1:07:47] Kara     So her name is Nozomi-chan. [1:07:49] Choro     I like her already! [1:07:50] Toto     But why are you asking about her now? [1:07:53] Toto     Osomatsu-kun and Ichimatsu-kun     are in the same class as her. [1:07:57] Oso     Ichimatsu, did you have any idea? [1:07:59] Ichi     No, not at all. [1:08:00] Ichi     What? [1:08:00] Oso     Who is she? [1:08:03] Toto     A letter, huh? I can see     Takahashi-san doing that, [1:08:08] Toto     because she was always     watching you guys. [1:08:10] All     Huh? [1:08:11] Jyu     She was watching us? [1:08:12] Todo     Us?! [1:08:13] Choro     Wait, why?! [1:08:15] Girl     Y'all are so dense. [1:08:17] All     Huh? [1:08:18] Girl     Honestly, how do boys never     realize stuff like this? [1:08:21] Girl     There were even rumors     that Takahashi-san [1:08:25] Girl     actually liked one of you. [1:08:29] All     Wha... [1:08:30] All     What?! [1:08:32] Toto     Hey, I wouldn't go that far. [1:08:35] Girl     I'm pretty sure she did, though. [1:08:37] Girl     I know, right? [1:08:39] Girl     Y'all are sharp. [1:08:40] Toto     You guys shouldn't go assuming things. [1:08:43] Toto     Sorry, it's not as if Takahashi-san     came out and said... [1:08:48] Toto     Huh? [1:08:51] All     Yay! [1:08:53] Choro     She liked us! Takahashi-san liked one of us! [1:08:57] Jyu     Oh, shit! [1:08:59] Todo     Things are getting exciting now! [1:09:01] Kara     So it was a love letter?     Someone confessed her love? [1:09:04] Ichi     Well, it was right before graduation,     so it's totally possible! [1:09:07] Oso     Wait... Does that mean one of us     might've actually had a chance [1:09:11] Oso     to have a girlfriend in high school? [1:09:13] All     Woo! [1:09:14] Jyu     Does that mean we were actually     popular in high school? [1:09:16] All     Woo! [1:09:18] Choro     Does that mean we might actually     be able to read that letter now? [1:09:21] All     Woo! Woo! SIGN    Night [1:09:26] Oso     Man... Isn't this memory world awesome? [1:09:29] All     Yeah! [1:09:30] Ichi     Thank you, memories!     We love you, memories! [1:09:32] All     They're the best! [1:09:35] All     Yeah! [1:09:39] Choro     So, for starters, we need to find     this letter that Karamatsu had. [1:09:44] Kara     Yeah, I should've been     home at this hour. [1:09:47] Oso     Oh, shit! [1:09:51] Oso     It's Dad! [1:09:52] Dad     Wow... My boys are finally     graduating tomorrow. [1:09:56] Dad     I'm sure they're going to become     wonderful, responsible adults. [1:09:59] Dad     I mean, we have six of them. [1:10:02] Dad     If all of them find a job and send     even a little bit of money back home, [1:10:05] Dad     we'll be set for life. [1:10:08] Dad     I can't wait. Anyway, I'm home! [1:10:13] Oso     The hell? Talk about killing the mood. [1:10:16] All     Yeah. [1:10:17] Todo     Honestly, Matsuzou. Get a clue. [1:10:20] Ichi     It's okay. [1:10:22] Ichi     We have Takahashi-san! [1:10:24] Kara     That's right! The letter! [1:10:26] All     The letter! The letter! [1:10:30] Oso     Let's see, where's the     letter addressed to me? [1:10:33] Choro     Hey! Who said it was to you? [1:10:35] Todo     It's me that Nozomi-chan liked! [1:10:36] Jyu     It was definitely for me! [1:10:38] Ichi     Don't get in the way of our love! [1:10:42] Kara     Hold it! [1:10:44] Kara     Nozomi's my woman. [1:10:47] All     Wha?! [1:10:48] Ichi     You just happened to     find the letter first! [1:10:51] Kara     Well, actually... You see... [1:10:53] Ichi     Huh? SIGN    To Matsuno-kun [1:10:54] Kara     When I got a closer look at who     the letter was addressed to... [1:10:58] Kara     I think it actually said "Karamatsu"     in the tiniest letters ever. SIGN    Karamatsu [1:11:02] All     You liar! [1:11:03] Jyu     We're only in this mess because you didn't     just open the damn letter to begin with! [1:11:08] All     Yeah, yeah! [1:11:09] Oso     You moron! [1:11:10] Ichi     Dumbass! [1:11:10] Todo     Die! [1:11:10] Kara     What?! But you were being so nice earlier! [1:11:13] Choro     Like that matters! The circumstances     have changed, dumbass! [1:11:18] All     M-Mom? [1:11:24] Mom     Burglars! [1:11:27] Dad     Burglars?! [1:11:28] All     Burglars?! [1:11:29] Cop     Burglars! [1:11:31] All     What?! [1:11:32] All     Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! [1:11:34] Cop     Hold it right there! [1:11:36] Jyu     He's shooting at us!     He's shooting at us! [1:11:38] ---     What's that cop's problem?! [1:11:40] Choro     Guys, wait for me! [1:11:41] Kara     Nope! [1:11:42] Cop     Hold it! [1:11:43] Choro     Nope! [1:11:44] Dad     Man... There sure are some     awful people in this world. [1:11:48] Mom     I would love to see the people     responsible for raising them. [1:11:53] Todo     I've had it! I want to go     back to reality already! [1:11:55] All     We wanna go home! [1:11:56] Jyu     But I still wanna know     what the letter said! [1:11:58] All     We wanna read it! [1:12:00] All     Takahashi-san! The letter! SIGN    Congratulations SIGN    Akatsuka High School SIGN    Akatsuka High School      66th Graduating Class     Graduation Ceremony Venue [1:12:17] Song     We owe so much [1:12:24] Song     To our honorable mentors [1:12:32] Song     The years have gone by so fast [1:12:40] Song     In this garden of learning [1:12:47] Song     As we look back on all     of those fond years [1:13:03] Song     Now, this is where we part [1:13:14] Song     Farewell, my dear friends SIGN    Congratulations, graduates!! [1:14:28] Kara     Hold it! [1:14:33] Todo     Every adult has experienced it     at least once in their lives! [1:14:35] Jyu     Being young and thoughtless,     misunderstandings happen! [1:14:38] Ichi     Fighting, troubling their     parents, being rebellious... [1:14:41] Choro     Embarrassing dreams...     Oh, why did I ever do such a thing? [1:14:45] Kara     We shall stop you before you     young ones create for yourselves [1:14:49] Kara     such dark pasts. [1:14:51] Oso     Ah, we're such kind and caring adults. [1:14:54] Oso     That is us! The Dark Past Prevention Bros... [1:14:58] All     The Teenage Angst Busters! SIGN    Teenage Angst Busters SIGN    Dark Past Prevention Bros [1:15:06] Kara     Hey, look over there. [1:15:08] Kara     Look at that adolescent display over there. [1:15:10] Kara     This is bad! They're about to create     dark pasts for themselves! [1:15:14] Both     Leave it to us! [1:15:16] Both     Teenage Angst Busters... [1:15:18] Choro     Special Attack! [1:15:18] Todo     Special Attack! [1:15:20] Both     Sibling Quarreling Ban! [1:15:27] Both     Now, now, now. [1:15:30] Both     No, no. Now, now, now. [1:15:35] Both     No, no. Now, now, now, now, now, now. SIGN    Caution: Flammable [1:15:39] Todo     Dark past prevented! SIGN    Curse [1:15:41] Kara     Nice, nice, nice! [1:15:43] Oso     Well done! Thank you. [1:15:45] Jyu     Hey, who the hell are you guys? [1:15:48] Ichi     Crap. The angriest one stepped forward. [1:15:52] Ichi     Take care of it, Number 5. [1:15:54] Jyu     'Kay! [1:15:57] Jyu     Teenage Angst Check! [1:16:01] Jyu     Teenage Angst level 100... [1:16:04] Jyu     The hell do you want?! [1:16:05] Jyu     T-Teenage Angst level 500... [1:16:06] Jyu     The hell are you looking at, huh?! [1:16:08] Jyu     T-Teenage Angst level 2,000?! [1:16:11] Jyu     I-Impossible! It's still going u— Boeh! [1:16:16] All     Are you all right, Number 5?! [1:16:19] Jyu     I-I'm leaving the rest to you guys... [1:16:24] All     Number 5! [1:16:26] Ichi     Hey! No getting out of this by playing dead! [1:16:28] Ichi     Do something about your own angry self! [1:16:31] Todo     Honestly, why are you boys even     fighting on the day of your graduation? [1:16:35] Todo     There's only so much you can     blame on teenage angst. [1:16:37] Kara     Take our advice. Just don't do it. [1:16:39] Oso     You'll remember it later     and want to throw up. [1:16:42] Ichi     You'll feel like dying. [1:16:44] Todo     Wh-Who are you people? [1:16:47] Oso     Us? We've already been     through this, haven't we? [1:16:51] All     We're the Teenage Angst Busters! [1:16:52] Choro     Seriously, who are you?! [1:16:53] Todo     Those weirdos are super creepy. [1:16:55] Oso     What are outsiders like you     doing at our school, anyway? [1:16:58] ichi     Leave! [1:16:59] Jyu     Get the hell out! [1:17:00] Some     Yeah! Leave! [1:17:01] Some     Leave! [1:17:01] Some     Get out! Get out! Get out! [1:17:02] Todo     There's no point in talking to them. [1:17:04] Todo     They've got nothing going     for them but their pride. [1:17:07] Oso     No wonder they're virgins. [1:17:10] All     W-We aren't virgins! [1:17:12] All     Huh? [1:17:13] Oso     We've totally had experience! [1:17:15] Ichi     We totally have girlfriends! [1:17:16] Todo     And we're popular! [1:17:18] Jyu     What proof do you even have that     we're virgins?! You got any? Huh? [1:17:25] Choro     This is just sad. [1:17:26] Kara     It sure is. [1:17:27] Choro     They're screaming the most obvious lie [1:17:29] Choro     at the people who know for     sure that they're lying. [1:17:32] Oso     Shut up, Virgin Village! [1:17:34] Oso     Just listen to what we have     to say, Virgin Village! [1:17:38] Ichi     What the hell is Virgin Village?! [1:17:39] Todo     Don't call us a village! [1:17:41] Todo     Just hand over that letter. [1:17:44] Todo     It's not you idiots that we're here for.     It's that lovely letter we want. [1:17:51] Oso     Letter? [1:17:52] Choro     What are you talking about? [1:17:55] Kara     Why do you know about the letter? [1:17:56] Todo     Give it! [1:17:56] Kara     W-W-W-Wait! [1:17:57] Jyu     The hell are you doing?! [1:17:59] Ichi     Hey, stop that! [1:18:00] Choro     Hey! What are you people doing? [1:18:05] Oso     Damn it... Respect your elders! [1:18:08] Oso     I don't know a moron like you! [1:18:11] Kara     Listen to us, damn it! SIGN    Crazy [1:18:14] Choro     Unhand me at once! I'm against violence! [1:18:17] Choro     Damn, could your voice be any higher?! [1:18:19] Ichi     You shouldn't push yourself so much. [1:18:21] Ichi     You're the one pushing yourself. [1:18:23] Jyu     Dumbass! [1:18:24] Jyu     Dumbass! [1:18:25] Both     Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass!     Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! [1:18:26] Todo     Oh, give it a rest already, Cherry Village! [1:18:30] Todo     Wait. Why are you assuming that? [1:18:32] Todo     It's not like everyone's interested     in stuff like that, anyway. [1:18:35] Todo     I'm not that interested, myself. [1:18:37] Todo     Isn't it more likely that all of you who are     so obsessed with this matter are the issue? [1:18:41] Todo     Holy shit! I was infuriatingly     annoying in the past! [1:18:45] Todo     How can you be so uncute?!     What's wrong with you, Totty?! [1:18:48] Todo     Get a friggin' grip, Totty! [1:18:49] All     What the hell are you doing?! [1:18:55] Oso     Ow... [1:18:56] Choro     What's the big idea? [1:18:58] Oso/choro     Oh. [1:19:01] Kara     Huh? [1:19:02] Jyu     Wha? [1:19:03] Todo     Wh-Why do you have those faces? [1:19:06] Jyu     Uh-oh. [1:19:14] Chibi     The hell?! [1:19:15] Toto     What's going on? [1:19:26] Oso     Shit! Shit! Shit! We need to hurry! [1:19:28] Todo     Where's the letter?! [1:19:29] Jyu     The letter! The letter! [1:19:31] Kara     There it is! [1:19:40] Jyu     Boehba! SIGN    Takahashi [1:19:46] Oso     Shit! Shit! [1:19:49] Oso     Man, that was close!     I just barely caught it! [1:19:52] Kara     Nice! [1:19:54] Todo     Hurry up and open it! Hurry! [1:19:55] Choro     What's it say?! [1:19:56] Jyu     I'm telling you,     I'm the one Takahashi-san likes! [1:19:58] Todo     Is it me? [1:19:58] Ichi     Is it me? [1:19:59] Kara     Is it me? [1:19:59] Choro     Who is it?! [1:20:01] Oso     Opening Takahashi-san's     letter in... Five... [1:20:06] Oso     four... three... [1:20:09] Both     Just open it, damn it! [1:20:11] Oso     Okay, okay. [1:20:13] Oso     There! [1:20:15] Oso     What is this? [1:20:18] Oso     It's blank... SIGN    Kill [1:20:21] Oso     The hell? [1:20:23] Jyu     Wha? [1:20:25] Todo     Huh? [1:20:28] Kara     Hey, why isn't there     anything written here? [1:20:31] Ichi     I know. [1:20:33] Ichi     Of course there's nothing written. [1:20:35] Ichi     This is a memory world. [1:20:38] Ichi     None of us actually read     this letter in the past, [1:20:41] Ichi     so even if we read it now, [1:20:43] Ichi     there won't be anything written in it. [1:20:47] Choro     O-Of course! [1:20:49] Todo     Damn it! [1:20:50] Todo     We were totally overlooking     the obvious because of the miracle [1:20:54] Todo     of getting a letter from a girl! [1:20:57] Oso     This is the problem with virgins! [1:21:06] Kara     Oh, no! The letter! [1:21:12] Choro     Wh-What the heck are we going to do? [1:21:24] Todo     Wait, what? [1:21:26] Ichi     It's that cat again. SIGN    To Matsuno-kun [1:21:29] Todo     The letter? SIGN    Takahashi [1:21:33] Ichi     Huh? Takahashi-san? [1:21:37] Ichi     Takahashi-san's... house? [1:21:42] Ichi     You'll take us there? [1:21:44] Todo     Wait, seriously?! [1:21:45] Jyu     This cat knows Takahashi-san?! [1:21:48] Ichi     I'm not sure. [1:21:49] Kara     It knows where she lives? [1:21:50] Ichi     Seriously, I don't know. Stop asking me. [1:22:04] Oso     Anyway, we just have to go! [1:22:07] Oso     I mean, I'm not sure... [1:22:08] Oso     I'm not sure, but we have no choice     but to rely on this cat, right? [1:22:14] Choro     Y-You're right. [1:22:16] Ichi     Let's go. [1:22:16] Kara     Yes, let's! [1:22:17] Todo     Yeah. [1:22:18] Jyu     We've come this far! [1:22:20] Oso     It's all about going with the flow! SIGN    Kill [1:22:23] Oso     Let's not think too much about it      and just go with the flow, guys! [1:22:26] All     Yeah! [1:22:28] Choro     But before that... [1:22:31] Choro     Hey. [1:22:33] Choro     You guys are coming, too. [1:22:34] All     Huh? [1:22:35] Ichi     Uh, we've got nothing to do with this. [1:22:38] Oso     Yeah... Actually, what the heck's going on? [1:22:41] Oso     Could you explain what's happe— [1:22:43] Choro     Shut yer mouth! We're going! [1:22:45] Choro     You can guess if you actually     look around you, dumbass! [1:22:48] Choro     You're gonna go see     Takahashi-san, you morons! SIGN    Curse SIGN    Crazy SIGN    Evil SIGN    Kill SIGN    Demon [1:22:50] Choro     Follow us, Virgin Village! [1:23:01] Toto     Don't worry about me,     everyone! Just run! [1:23:04] Chibi     Maybe I'll just die now.     It's not like I have anything to do. [1:23:12] Hata     Jo... [1:23:15] Oso     Wait, is this true? [1:23:17] Oso     Takahashi-san from our class... [1:23:19] Ichi     ...gave us a letter? [1:23:21] Kara     Yeah, it's true. [1:23:24] Kara     It arrived at our house yesterday. [1:23:27] Jyu     So they really... [1:23:28] Choro     ...are us as adults? [1:23:34] Deka     Is everything going to be okay?! [1:23:35] Dayon     This is insane! [1:23:38] Deka     The memory world is losing control! [1:23:41] Deka     At this rate, everyone's going     to turn into water fleas... [1:23:49] Choro     What were they even trying to do? [1:23:52] Todo     What is all this? [1:23:55] Jyu     Wait, these are all     Karamatsu-niisan's memories?! [1:23:59] Todo     Ugh, they're in the way! [1:24:02] Summer     Nice summer! [1:24:03] Both     Outta the way! [1:24:04] Kara     Hey! Don't go around     kicking my memories! [1:24:08] Choro     Say, this is a memory world, right? [1:24:11] Choro     So meeting this Takahashi-san isn't      going to change the future, is it? [1:24:15] Todo     Isn't this sort of pointless? [1:24:18] Oso     That's true... [1:24:20] Todo     Hang on a second! [1:24:22] Choro     Of course it's not pointless! [1:24:25] Jyu     This is our only chance. [1:24:27] Jyu     Our only chance to go see her     and ask her for the truth. [1:24:31] Jyu     You guys might not understand right now, [1:24:34] Jyu     but that's what happens after graduation. [1:24:37] Jyu     You'll start to lose touch with     everyone and eventually drift apart. [1:24:40] Jyu     You'll basically forget about everything. [1:24:42] Ichi     Just go see her. [1:24:44] Todo     Ask her what was in the letter. [1:24:46] Kara     Otherwise, once you become adults, [1:24:50] Kara     you'll definitely regret it. [1:24:54] Oso     Apparently, Takahashi-san     liked one of you guys. [1:24:58] Oso     If you go see her,     you might get a girlfriend. [1:25:01] Oso     It's the chance of a lifetime! [1:25:02] Oso     Why wouldn't you go? [1:25:09] Todo     Huh?! [1:25:10] Choro     What the hell is that?! [1:25:12] Chibi     I don't have any talent...     I have nothing to do. [1:25:15] Choro     Is that Chibita?! [1:25:17] Kara     H-He's rotted away! His heart, that is! [1:25:30] Hata     Jo... [1:25:32] Todo     Chibita! Calm down! [1:25:34] Chibi     My future's totally dark, you idjits! [1:25:37] Choro     Wait, you have your oden! [1:25:39] Jyu     Why were you even trying     to become a fancy chef?! [1:25:41] Ichi     Chibita! [1:25:43] Ichi     Oden! [1:25:44] Oso     Oden! [1:25:45] Kara     You have your oden, damn it! [1:25:48] All     Chibita! [1:25:53] Chibi     Oden? [1:25:53] Chibi     That's all I need? [1:25:55] Kara     Hell, that's basically all you have! [1:25:58] Ichi     You have a super yummy     oden stall in the future! [1:26:01] Jyu     So you're gonna be fine! [1:26:07] Chibi     It's so good! [1:26:10] Chibi     I really do love oden, after all! [1:26:17] Chibi     Huh? What was I doing? [1:26:21] Oso     That was close... [1:26:23] Toto     Guys! [1:26:26] All     Totoko-chan! [1:26:27] Boys     It's Totoko-chan! [1:26:28] All     Totoko-chan! [1:26:30] Toto     Here you go. Good work. [1:26:32] Todo     Thanks! [1:26:33] Toto     Good work! [1:26:34] Ichi     Thanks! [1:26:35] Toto     Good work, guys! [1:26:37] Choro     That's our heroine for you! [1:26:39] Jyu     You sure are cute! [1:26:41] Toto     Oh, that's not true. [1:26:43] Toto     Because... [1:26:45] All     Huh? [1:26:46] Toto     Because... this isn't the real me at all! [1:26:51] All     What?! [1:26:53] Choro     She had to get big, too?! [1:26:55] Todo     Enough of that! [1:26:59] Hata     Jo... [1:27:01] Toto     What's with all this heroine crap,      you dumbasses?! [1:27:03] Toto     What the hell's a proper heroine?! [1:27:05] Oso     Totoko-chan! [1:27:07] Choro     You'll be okay, too, Totoko-chan! [1:27:08] Oso     You're fine as you are! [1:27:10] Choro     Yeah! You're a super cute     heroine in the future! [1:27:13] All     You're cute just the way     you are, Totoko-chan! SIGN    You're cute! SIGN    You're cute! [1:27:23] Toto     Wait... I can just be me? [1:27:26] Toto     Oh, okay! [1:27:29] Oso     Man, she's scary. [1:27:30] Iyami     Sheeeh! [1:27:32] Iyami     This is the end of the line, boys! [1:27:34] All     Iyami! [1:27:36] Iyami     How dare you keep the story     moving along without me?! [1:27:40] Iyami     Me has never experienced     such humiliation! [1:27:42] Iyami     Me is supposed to be the     star of this anime! [1:27:45] Iyami     Me is the biggest star of the Showa Era! [1:27:47] Iyami     And yet... [1:27:49] Iyami     Don't just write me off as a memory! [1:27:54] Kara     Uh, what the hell is that?! [1:27:56] All     Sheeeh! [1:27:59] Iyami     Get them! [1:28:00] All     Sheeeh! [1:28:03] Oso     Stop it, Iyami! [1:28:05] Kara     Iyami! [1:28:05] Choro     You're gonna be fine, too! [1:28:07] Choro     We don't think of you as     a memory or anything! [1:28:10] Jyu     How could we ever forget about you?! [1:28:13] Ichi     Iyami! [1:28:14] Todo     Iyami! [1:28:14] All     Sheeeh! [1:28:16] Oso     It's no use! He's not listening at all! [1:28:23] Oso     Hey! [1:28:24] Iyami     Now me is going to go meet     this Takahashi Nozomi-chan! [1:28:29] All     Huh?! [1:28:29] Kara     Why are you going?! [1:28:31] Choro     Why would you do that?! [1:28:32] Iyami     Me can't wait to see what happens. [1:28:37] All     Sheeeh! [1:28:39] All     Iyami! [1:28:42] Iyami     Sh-Sheeeh! [1:28:52] Iyami     What's the big idea?! [1:28:53] Iyami     How dare you do that to the star?!     The fans will never forgive you! [1:28:59] Oso     He's finally back to normal. [1:29:01] Jyu     Jeez, what a pain. [1:29:03] Iya     Huh? [1:29:05] Ichi     What? You just wanted attention? [1:29:08] Todo     An old guy like you was just lonely? [1:29:21] Jyu     Hey, I think it's that house. [1:29:25] Ichi     That's Takahashi-san's house? [1:29:27] Kara     That's where she is? [1:29:30] Todo     It's finally time... [1:29:31] Choro     Yeah. [1:29:40] Hata     Jo... [1:29:44] Ichi     Jyushimatsu! [1:29:45] Todo     Choromatsu-niisan! [1:29:55] Ichi     We have things to ask you. [1:29:58] Kara     Hey, hurry! [1:29:59] Kara     The house is right there! Let's go! [1:30:01] Oso     Let's go, guys! [1:30:03] All     Yeah! [1:30:21] Choro     Hey. [1:30:22] Choro     What's going to happen     to us after we graduate? [1:30:24] Choro     What kind of adults are we     in the future? Tell us! [1:30:27] Oso     Jeez, where'd that come from? [1:30:29] Jyu     Tell us! [1:30:30] Kara     Please tell us! [1:30:31] Todo     Because we don't know anymore... [1:30:34] Ichi     What are we supposed to do from now on? [1:30:38] Choro     Don't worry about it, Choromatsu. [1:30:40] Choro     You always try to act so     serious and responsible. [1:30:43] Choro     And what's wrong with that? [1:30:44] Choro     Being responsible is a great thing. [1:30:47] Choro     You always need someone like that. [1:30:51] Choro     Just so you know, [1:30:52] Choro     I like you quite a bit. [1:30:55] Ichi     What? You can't? [1:30:56] Ichi     Nah, I can't, either. [1:30:58] Ichi     It's scary, right?     You just want to run away. [1:31:01] Ichi     It's so easy to tell you all this. [1:31:04] Ichi     Crazy, isn't it? It is, huh? [1:31:07] Ichi     Just laugh. [1:31:09] Todo     Oh, come on. What's with that face? [1:31:12] Todo     You're not cute at all. SIGN    Virgin five-step conjugations [1:31:14] Todo     It'll be okay. You guys     are all getting along. [1:31:16] Todo     It's actually sorta fun. [1:31:18] Todo     I mean... they do piss me off sometimes. [1:31:21] Todo     Actually, I want to kill them all the time. [1:31:26] Todo     But being sextuplets is pretty fun. [1:31:32] Jyu     You don't know what to do? [1:31:34] Jyu     I see. [1:31:36] Jyu     I'm going to give you     some excellent advice. [1:31:40] Jyu     You see... [1:31:42] Jyu     What I want to tell you is... [1:31:45] Jyu     You see... [1:31:47] Jyu     So... [1:31:48] Jyu     Save me! [1:31:57] Oso     The oldest? [1:31:59] Oso     Yeah, I guess I am. [1:32:01] Oso     Huh? Who cares about that? [1:32:04] Oso     Actually, say what you will,     but you're always going to be like this. [1:32:08] Oso     You can't run away from this. [1:32:10] Oso     Giving up might be a viable option. [1:32:12] Oso     Just kidding. [1:32:18] Kara     Wait, so it'll be okay? [1:32:22] Kara     Hmm? [1:32:23] Kara     Are we actually okay     just the way we are? [1:32:25] Kara     I think you are. [1:32:27] Kara     Really?! [1:32:28] Kara     Yeah. [1:32:28] Kara     You all end up being a     bunch of decent guys. [1:32:33] Kara     Hey, are we actually popular? [1:32:34] Kara     Huh?! Uh... [1:32:36] Kara     Uh... [1:32:39] Kara     Of course! [1:32:40] Kara     We're crazy popular! [1:32:42] Kara     What?! Do you have a girlfriend, then? [1:32:45] Kara     Yup. I do. [1:32:46] Kara     So you're not a virgin?! [1:32:48] Kara     Nope... I'm not a virgin anymore. [1:32:52] Kara     Yeah! Future me is awesome! [1:32:55] Kara     So be more confident in yourself     and become an adult already! [1:32:58] Kara     Here you go. [1:33:03] Kara     See ya! [1:33:06] Kara     H-He's so cool! [1:33:31] Oso     All right, here we go, guys! [1:33:33] Oso     Let's show them what NEET Village is made of! [1:33:36] All     Yeah! [1:33:38] Oso     Hey, wait. Did you casually just say NEET? [1:33:42] Jyu     NEET? What's that supposed to mean?! [1:33:43] Oso     Just shut up and get on already! [1:33:45] Choro     Hurry up! [1:33:46] Todo     No, wait. What do you mean by NEET? [1:33:48] Ichi     NEET is rather concerning! [1:33:49] Choro     Are we in trouble? [1:33:50] Ichi     Now's not the time to worry about that. [1:34:08] Oso     Ready, and... [1:34:11] All     Go! SIGN    Takahashi [1:34:29] Girl     Coming! [1:34:36] Nozomi     Huh? Matsuno-kun? [1:34:40] Nozomi     What are you doing here? [1:34:43] Oso     U-Um... Takahashi-san... [1:34:47] Oso     There's something we need to apologize for... [1:34:50] Nozo     Oh, my gosh! What is all this? [1:34:51] Nozo     Wow... What in the world is going on? [1:34:54] Nozo     Wow... [1:34:56] Oso     Um... [1:34:56] Nozo     See, earlier, [1:34:57] Nozo     my family ordered sushi to     celebrate my graduation, [1:35:01] Nozo     but the sushi place won't be     able to get here like this. [1:35:04] Nozo     That's too bad. [1:35:05] Oso     Takahashi-san! [1:35:07] Oso     You gave us a letter, right? [1:35:11] Nozo     Oh, yeah. [1:35:13] Oso     So, uh... About that... [1:35:17] Kara     We accidentally lost it. [1:35:19] Kara     We're so sorry! [1:35:21] All     We're sorry! [1:35:24] Nozo     Huh? [1:35:25] Kara     We came here hoping you could     tell us what was in the letter. [1:35:32] Nozo     Oh, don't worry about it.     It wasn't anything important. [1:35:36] Nozo     Forget about it. [1:35:37] All     Huh? [1:35:38] Nozo     Anyway, this is really amazing! [1:35:41] Nozo     How did you guys get here? [1:35:43] Nozo     And how are you getting home? [1:35:45] Nozo     We don't have a helicopter here... [1:35:48] Ichi     Takahashi-san! [1:35:49] Ichi     Please tell us what was in the letter.     We don't get them often. [1:35:53] Jyu     What kind of letter was it? [1:35:55] Todo     What did it say inside? [1:35:57] Choro     Please tell us! [1:36:01] Nozo     Thank you all for coming here today. [1:36:05] All     Huh? [1:36:06] Nozo     Since you're all here,     can we take a picture together? [1:36:09] Oso     A picture? [1:36:10] Nozo     Yeah. [1:36:11] Oso     Huh? Uh... sure. [1:36:13] Nozo     Great! [1:36:14] Nozo     I'll go grab my camera! [1:36:16] All     Takahashi-san! [1:36:17] Choro     We want you to tell us what     was in that letter... [1:36:22] Choro     She just does whatever she wants... [1:36:24] Todo     Uh, this is going way differently     than I thought it would. [1:36:27] Kara     Totally different. [1:36:30] Oso     Didn't she have a crush on one of us? [1:36:32] Ichi     That's what we thought. [1:36:34] Choro     Up until a moment ago. [1:36:35] Jyu     Up until a moment ago. [1:36:36] Todo     Maybe it wasn't a love letter, then. [1:36:38] Kara     I don't know! I don't know     what's going on anymore! [1:36:42] All     Hey! [1:36:44] Ichi     This isn't what you told us! [1:36:45] Jyu     It doesn't seem as if she likes any of us. [1:36:48] Oso     And we worked so hard to get here. [1:36:50] Oso     Right? [1:36:51] All     Right? [1:36:52] All     What?! [1:36:52] Nozo     I'm back! [1:36:56] Nozo     Okay, could you line up over there?     I'll put the camera right here. [1:37:00] Nozo     There. [1:37:02] Nozo     Huh? [1:37:05] Nozo     Um, I don't think you'll all     fit if you're that far apart. [1:37:09] Nozo     Could you get a bit closer? [1:37:14] Nozo     Could you get just a bit closer? [1:37:17] Nozo     A little more. [1:37:18] Nozo     More... [1:37:23] Nozo     I guess we can forget the picture... [1:37:25] All     What?! [1:37:26] Jyu     No, no! Wait! [1:37:27] Todo     It's not that, Takahashi-san! [1:37:28] Todo     It's not that we don't want to take the picture! [1:37:31] Ichi     Let's take the picture! [1:37:32] Kara     Yeah, let's take it! [1:37:33] Oso     Stop giving Takahashi-san so much trouble! [1:37:35] Choro     You're not any better! [1:37:36] Jyu     Get in the middle, Karamatsu-niisan. [1:37:38] Kara     Wait, why me?! [1:37:39] Todo     Just go! [1:37:39] Ichi     Go. [1:37:40] Kara     Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! [1:37:41] Oso     Fine! I'll go in the middle! [1:37:43] Five     No, you don't need to     go in the middle! [1:37:47] Nozo     Oh, you're so funny! [1:37:48] Nozo     You guys get along so well. [1:37:51] All     Huh? [1:37:52] Ichi     Wait, how? [1:37:54] Choro     We get along? How could you say that? [1:37:56] Oso     All these guys piss me off. [1:37:58] Todo     They're the worst. [1:37:59] Kara     Their personalities suck! [1:38:00] Jyu     I'm fine, though. [1:38:01] Ichi     How? [1:38:02] Oso     Just line up already! [1:38:10] Nozo     Okay, I'm taking the picture! [1:38:12] All     Uh, okay! [1:38:22] Nozo     Okay, say cheese! [1:38:45] Kara     I think I drank too much. [1:38:49] Kara     Huh? [1:38:50] Kara     Um... [1:38:52] Mom     NEETs! [1:38:54] Mom     How long do you plan on sleeping? [1:38:55] Mom     Hurry up and eat your breakfast! [1:38:57] Kara     Okay! [1:38:59] Mom     Honestly... [1:39:04] Oso     Huh? What happened yesterday? [1:39:07] Ichi     I remember now. [1:39:09] Ichi     We went to our reunion. SIGN    Akatsuka High School 66th Class Graduation Album [1:39:12] Choro     That's right! [1:39:13] All     The reunion! [1:39:17] Todo     That's right... We went to the reunion. [1:39:20] Jyu     I think we drank too much.      My head hurts. [1:39:23] Choro     But man, last night sucked. [1:39:26] Todo     It wasn't fun at all. [1:39:28] Oso     You know, I thought we'd     be super popular. This sucks. [1:39:32] Choro     It's all your fault. [1:39:34] Oso     Huh? [1:39:34] Ichi     Let's just stop talking about high school. [1:39:37] Ichi     Nothing good came out of it. [1:39:39] All     Yeah... [1:39:40] Mom     NEETs! [1:39:41] All     Coming! [1:39:44] Kara     Hey, by the way... [1:39:46] Kara     She wasn't there yesterday, was she? [1:39:49] Jyu     Huh? [1:39:49] Jyu     Who? [1:39:51] Kara     Um, you know... [1:39:52] Kara     That one girl. You know... [1:39:55] Mom     Do you just not want to eat?! [1:39:57] Kara     Huh?! Mommy, wait! [1:39:59] Choro     We'll eat! [1:40:16] Girl     Really? SIGN    Akatsuka Baths [1:40:18] Man     Ah, that was a nice bath. [1:40:20] Mom     Oh? Where are you going, Totoko? [1:40:22] Toto     There's a workshop for a dating app. [1:40:25] Iyami     Feed me. [1:40:27] Hata     I'm hungry, jo. [1:40:29] Chibi     I'm getting things ready, you idjits. [1:40:30] Deka     I'll pay next time. [1:40:54] Nozo     Dear Matsuno-kun. [1:40:56] Nozo     I'm sorry to write you out of the blue. [1:40:58] Nozo     I should probably tell     you this in person, [1:41:01] Nozo     but I've never actually     spoken to any of you, [1:41:04] Nozo     and I get embarrassed when I see you,     so I decided to write a letter. [1:41:09] Nozo     We're going to be graduating soon. [1:41:12] Nozo     I can't believe it. It went by so fast. [1:41:15] Nozo     Oh, yeah. Do you remember that     one time during swimming class? [1:41:19] Nozo     You all wore the same swimsuit     and did the same pose [1:41:22] Nozo     and moved perfectly in sync! [1:41:23] Nozo     I thought that was so, so funny!     It always made me laugh. [1:41:28] Nozo     Then there was the bread-eating     race at the sports festival, [1:41:30] Nozo     and Karamatsu-kun at     the cultural fair... [1:41:32] Nozo     The pranks you pulled in     class were great, too! [1:41:35] Nozo     Oh, but I think the     time I laughed the most [1:41:37] Nozo     was when Osomatsu-kun     got his pants stolen. [1:41:40] Nozo     That's first prize in my book! [1:41:43] Nozo     It must be hard being boys. [1:41:46] Nozo     You guys are such great sextuplets.     I really admired you. [1:41:51] Nozo     So, uh... This is where the     letter gets sort of serious. [1:41:57] Nozo     You see, after I graduate high school,     I have to go really far away. [1:42:04] Nozo     So I might not be able     to see you all again. [1:42:08] Nozo     But there's something I     really wanted to tell you. [1:42:13] Nozo     I... [1:42:16] Nozo     I love you all very much. [1:42:19] Nozo     You're so funny and always so full of energy! [1:42:22] Nozo     And I was even a bit jealous of you.     It must be so nice being sextuplets! [1:42:27] Nozo     It's no fair. Of course     you guys always have fun! [1:42:30] Nozo     I'm an only child, so I was     always envious of you guys. [1:42:36] Nozo     Osomatsu-kun, Karamatsu-kun,     Choromatsu-kun, [1:42:40] Nozo     Ichimatsu-kun, Jyushimatsu-kun,     Todomatsu-kun... [1:42:45] Nozo     Thank you so much. [1:42:47] Nozo     I'm so happy that I got to meet all of you. [1:42:51] Nozo     So... So, you see... [1:42:54] Nozo     If you don't mind, [1:42:56] Nozo     I was hoping you could make room     for me in your memories, too. [1:43:01] Nozo     Just kidding. [1:43:04] Nozo     Well, I could go on forever,     but I'll stop here. [1:43:07] Nozo     I hope I get to see you     all again someday. SIGN    To Matsuno-kun [1:43:12] Nozo     Just one last time... [1:43:14] Nozo     Matsuno-kun, everyone... [1:43:17] Nozo     Thank you so much. [1:43:18] Nozo     Goodbye. [1:43:20] Nozo     From Takahashi Nozomi. [1:46:43] All     Takahashi-san! [1:46:45] Choro     Takahashi-san! [1:46:46] Jyu     Takahashi-san! [1:46:50] Ichi     Thanks for the letter. [1:46:51] Todo     Thanks! [1:46:52] Kara     Also, I'm sorry we lost it! [1:46:54] kara     We're absolute idiots! [1:46:56] Oso     Actually, we should be     the ones thanking you. [1:46:59] Oso     It's the exact opposite! [1:47:02] All     Thank you, Takahashi-san! SIGN    The End [1:47:45] Oso     No way! One of us,     when we were in high school... [1:47:46] Jyu     ...got a letter... [1:47:48] Kara     ...from a girl classmate?! [1:47:49] Todo     Yes! [1:47:50] All     Sheeeh! [1:47:55] Todo     What is this?! [1:47:56] Choro     What is this?! [1:47:56] Jyu     Go! [1:48:00] Jyu     Punishment! [1:48:01] Ichi     Punishment!