E-SP - Mr. Osomatsu JRA Special 2016

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SIGN    Osomatsu-san
SIGN    An Anecdote With Horses
[00:24] Iya
    Horse racing!
[00:26] All
    Horse racing! Horse racing! Horse racing!
[00:29] All
    Horse racing! Horse racing! Horse racing!
[00:30] Chib
    Jeez... Talk about a nasty picture, you idjits.
[00:33] Chib
    You guys are loud, or y'know,
    dirty. You idjits, damn it!
[00:36] Iya
    Chibita.
[00:37] Iya
    We're at the horse races!
    Isn't this exciting?
[00:40] Iya
    It's so filled with dreams.
[00:42] Chib
    Your teeth... Your teeth are
    hitting my face, you idjit.
[00:45] Iya
    In a few hours, me will be stinkin' rich!
    Going to France won't just be a dream anymore!
[00:50] Dasu
    Our lives are going to change!
[00:52] Dayo
    So excited!
[00:54] Chib
    Hmph! Horse races? Give me a break.
[00:56] Chib
    As if something like that can change your life.
[00:59] Chib
    I'm not stupid like you guys,
    getting excited over horse—
[01:03] Chib
    What?!
[01:05] Chib
    Wh-What is this?!
SIGN    Nakayama Racecourse
[01:07] Chib
    What is this light that's so filled with hope?
[01:10] Chib
    The amount of dreams... The amount of dreams!
[01:12] Chib
    It's too much to handle, you idjits, damn it!
[01:15] Chib
    If I keep basking in this light...
[01:23] Iya
    This is horse racing!
[01:28] Chib
    I'm coming!
SIGN    "Prediction"
[01:38] Chor
    I'm really not sure...
[01:40] Dad
    What are you guys doing?
SIGN    Horse Racing Fight
[01:42] Todo
    This one's come back from overseas...
[01:44] Kara
    Not sure about it running on the outside...
[01:46] Choro
    Clockwise is a first.
[01:48] Ichi
    But it's won a G1.
[01:50] Jyu
    Looks like the turf tomorrow
    is gonna be yielding.
[01:53] Oso
    Who's the contender?
[01:56] Dad
    Oh, tomorrow's race day, eh?
[02:00] Dad
    You might as well go for a long shot.
[02:02] Dad
    And if you win, take your dad to the hostess bar—
[02:06] ---
    Let me see the back.
[02:08] Oso
    Hey, wait a second!
[02:13] Oso
    Ugh, damn it! So which horse is it?!
[02:16] Oso
    I have no idea!
[02:16] Chor
    Seriously! There's no way of telling,
    even if you try to make predictions!
[02:20] Todo
    Honestly, what's with horse racing,
    anyway?! Horse racing pisses me off!
[02:23] Jyu
    I don't like it!
[02:47] All
    Horse racing! Horse racing!
[02:58] Dad
    Wh-What is all this?!
SIGN    Horse Racing
[03:06] Dad
    Ah! 4-7, eh?
[03:08] Mom
    4-7, huh...
SIGN    183rd Mr. Flag Cup
SIGN    Matsuno Osomatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu-san
SIGN    First Time at the Races
[03:18] Toto
    Yay! Yay!
[03:19] Toto
    It's my first time at the
    races! I'm so excited!
[03:23] Oso
    Who would have thought you'd
    come with us, Totoko-chan?
[03:26] Oso
    We're super excited, too.
[03:29] Chor
    Totoko-chan, if there's anything
    that you don't understand, ask me.
[03:32] Chor
    I'll teach you everything about it.
[03:35] Ich
    Huh? Uh, wait.
[03:37] Ic
    What's she supposed to learn
    from a fappy gap like you?
[03:40] Cho
    Who are you calling a fappy gap?
[03:41] Todo
    Are you trying to act like an
    honor student again, Fappy Brian?
[03:44] Chor
    Who the hell is Fappy Brian?!
[03:46] Jyu
    What do you think? Should we kill him?
[03:48] Kara
    Yeah, let's kill him.
[03:49] Choro
    What the hell is you guys' problem?!
[03:53] Oso
    Huh? Hey!
[03:56] Oso
    Where's Totoko-chan?
[03:59] Toto
    Whee! Yay!
[04:01] Toto
    I choose this horse!
[04:03] All
    Totoko-chan?!
[04:05] Oso
    Y-Y-Y-You can't just get on a
    horse like that, Totoko-chan!
[04:08] Oso
    That's not how horse racing works!
[04:10] Toto
    Oh, it's not?
[04:11] Both
    Sorry! So sorry!
[04:13] Toto
    This isn't what I thought it'd
    be at all. I'm going home.
[04:16] Six
    Huh?! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[04:19] Chor
    Um, you see, horse racing is
[04:22] Chor
    a game where you try to guess
    which horse will finish in which place.
[04:25] Chor
    Look.
[04:25] Chor
    See the list of horses that
    are going to be running?
SIGN    Masurao Japan Sunday Morning September Junior Exe Nabezoko Sebiro Rock Of Last Sakuramomoumeko Donburia Count Haisai Ankle Winter Romance Come Come Boy Cross Winda Moguramaru Oichii Wonder Morris
[04:28] Chor
    You choose a—
[04:28] Toto
    Pardon me, are you a horse owner?
[04:32] Chor
    Huh?
[04:32] Toto
    This I know. Horse owners are super rich, right?
[04:36] Toto
    Are you a horse owner? Be honest.
[04:38] Chor
    Totoko-chan?
[04:39] Toto
    Are you a horse owner? Be honest.
[04:41] Chor
    Um...
[04:42] Toto
    Are you a horse owner?
    Aren't you a horse owner?
[04:45] Toto
    Hey, are you a horse owner? Be honest.
[04:46] Toto
    Excuse me! Is there a horse owner here?!
[04:54] Toto
    Jeez. There isn't a single horse owner.
[04:56] Toto
    I'm going home.
[04:57] Six
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[04:59] Todo
    L-Listen, Totoko-chan.
[05:01] Todo
    Horse racing isn't where you can
    ride any horse without permission
[05:04] Todo
    or try to land a horse
    owner to change your life.
[05:06] Todo
    It's a game where you guess what place—
[05:09] Todo
    A-Are you listening?
[05:12] Toto
    Wow, draft horses everywhere.
[05:14] Todo
    Totoko-chan?!
[05:15] Toto
    Are these guys going to race now?
[05:17] Todo
    No! Because they're not horses!
[05:19] Toto
    All right, you'll be first,
    and you'll be second!
[05:21] Six
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[05:23] Toto
    I knew horses were way too big! Too big!
[05:26] Six
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[05:27] Toto
    Wow, there are so many ways to buy
    a betting ticket! How interesting!
[05:33] Oso
    And you can buy them starting at 100 yen.
[05:35] Toto
    100 yen? That's nice for you broke-asses.
[05:38] Oso
    Right. It's kind to us broke-asses, too.
[05:41] Toto
    Huh...
[05:43] Kara
    Totoko-chan, why not choose Win 5?
[05:46] Toto
    Win 5?
[05:48] Kara
    Out of all the ways you can buy
    tickets, it's the most dramatic.
[05:51] Kara
    If you happen to guess the first place
    winner on five consecutive races...
[05:55] Kara
    You win as much as 600 million yen.
[05:57] Toto
    600 million?!
[05:58] Toto
    If I guess five consecutive races correctly?!
[06:00] Kara
    Yeah.
[06:03] Toto
    Come on, there's no way I'd win that.
[06:06] Toto
    Are you guys all stupid?
[06:07] Kara
    Totoko-chan?!
[06:08] Toto
    Five consecutive wins can't be possible.
[06:10] Toto
    You'd never get them right.
[06:12] Six
    Totoko-chan!
[06:13] Toto
    Sounds more like a sham than a dream!
[06:15] Six
    Totoko-chan!
[06:16] Kara
    But you can! You can win, Totoko-chan!
[06:18] Toto
    Really? Seems shady.
[06:20] Toto
    Could it really go that well?
[06:24] Toto
    Oh, there it is. Well, one race is nothing...
[06:29] Toto
    There it is... Well, two races are nothing...
[06:33] Toto
    Huh?
[06:35] Toto
    Wait, you're kidding...
[06:37] Toto
    Yes! I got 600 million!
[06:40] Toto
    Man, horse racing is so addicting!
[06:42] Six
    Sorry! Could you go home now?!
SIGN    183rd Mr. Flag Cup
SIGN    Matsuno Karamatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu-san
SIGN    Proper Etiquette at the Races
[06:54] Six
    Let's mind our manners!
[06:56] Oso
    Not bad.
[06:59] Oso
    Look at the form on that one.
[07:01] Oso
    Those muscles are going to make a
    difference in the final stretch.
[07:05] Ich
    Explaining crap when you have no
    idea what it means is prohibited.
[07:10] Chor
    Of course! It's number 8!
[07:13] Chor
    I knew it'd be number 8.
[07:16] Chor
    I totally knew that it
    was going to be number 8!
[07:18] Ich
    Shitty excuses about how you should've
    placed the right bet are prohibited, too.
SIGN    Nakayama Refunds
[07:23] Kara
    Look!
[07:24] Kara
    Look at those refunds!
[07:26] Kara
    If I had bought 100 yen worth,
    I could've gotten three million yen!
[07:28] Todo
    Three million, huh... What would
    you buy with all that money?
[07:32] Kara
    Well...
[07:34] Ichi
    This conversation is absolutely
    pointless, so it's prohibited.
[07:38] Jyu
    I lost!
[07:43] Ich
    This isn't Koshien, so taking
    home dirt is prohibited.
[07:46] Jyu
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[07:50] Ichi
    Seriously, this isn't Koshien,
    so cheering is prohibited.
[07:56] Jyu
    So fast! They're all so fast!
[07:59] Ich
    Actually, Jyushimatsus are prohibited.
SIGN    Jyushimatsu
[08:01] Jyu
    Yay! I ended up winning!
SIGN    3rd Place
SIGN    2nd Place
[08:04] Ich
    Go home!
[08:06] Kara
    Let's all remember our
    manners at the races...
[08:08] Chor
    ...be friendly and have fun...
[08:10] Todo
    ...make a crap ton of money...
[08:11] Oso
    ...and prolong our dream NEET lifestyle!
SIGN    Osomatsu-san
[08:31] Hata
    Dart, dart, d-dart!
SIGN    The Horse Race Song
[08:35] Hata
    A draft horse goes d-dart!
[08:37] Hata
    Dart, dart, d-dart!
[08:40] Hata
    A draft horse goes d-dart!
[08:43] Hata
    Dart, dart!
[08:46] Hta
    A draft horse goes d-dart! Shabada—
[08:52] Hata
    Jo...
[08:55] Ann
    Hatabou, even if you're a lap behind,
    you can't just throw the race!
SIGN    The Horse Race Song 2
[09:01] Hata
    Five horses ahead, who will win?
    It all comes down to extension.
[09:05] Hata
    You can tell who's going to
    win from the turf vision!
[09:09] Hata
    Ah, the sad remaining three furlongs—
[09:18] Hata
    Jo...
[09:19] Ann
    Hatabou, even if you're a lap behind,
    you can't just throw the race!
SIGN    183rd Mr. Flag Cup
SIGN    Matsuno Choromatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu-san
SIGN    Check
[09:30] Chor
    All right, do your best!
[09:32] Chor
    See ya!
[09:34] Chor
    Okay.
[09:36] Chor
    Huh?!
[09:37] Chor
    Hey, you! You!
[09:38] Chor
    What are you riding on?
[09:40] Chor
    You can't ride on that! That's a cheetah!
[09:42] Oso
    What? It's a horse.
[09:44] Chor
    It's a cheetah.
[09:45] Oso
    It's a horse.
[09:46] Chor
    It's a cheetah.
[09:47] Oso
    This won't lose to any horse.
[09:50] Chor
    Yeah, because it's a cheetah.
[09:51] Oso
    It's amazing! It can go over 100 kph!
[09:54] Chor
    Yeah, because it's a cheetah.
[09:55] Oso
    Have you ever had a horse like this before?
[09:57] Chor
    No. Because that's a cheetah.
[09:59] Oso
    But I'm a bit worried about its stamina.
[10:01] Chor
    It's a friggin' cheetah!
[10:02] Chor
    Would you leave?! This is a horse race!
[10:04] Oso
    I can't ride this?
[10:05] Choro
    No.
[10:06] Oso
    I see...
[10:08] Oso
    The hell... Virgins are so unreasonable.
[10:11] Chor
    Being a virgin has nothing to do with this.
[10:13] Chor
    And you're a virgin too, you virgin.
[10:15] Chor
    Hey—
[10:16] Chor
    Hey, you! You!
[10:19] Choro
    You can't ride that! That's a bike!
[10:22] Kara
    No, it's a horse.
[10:23] Choro
    You've got some nerve. It's a bike.
[10:26] Kra
    It may look like a bike,
[10:28] Kara
    but this baby has...
[10:30] Kara
    the heart of a thoroughbred.
[10:32] Chor
    I'm seriously going to kill you. Leave.
[10:34] Kara
    I can't ride this?
[10:35] Chor
    No.
[10:36] Kara
    I see...
[10:39] Kara
    I guess you're too young
    to ride a bike, you virgin.
[10:41] Chor
    That has nothing to do with anything!
    Ride a damn horse already.
[10:45] Todo
    Look out, look out.
[10:47] Chor
    Hey!
[10:48] Chor
    Seriously, stop!
[10:49] Chor
    No cars! This is horse racing!
[10:52] Todo
    But it's a Ferrori.
[10:53] Todo
    Look at the prancing horse.
[10:55] Chor
    Stop saying stupid shit.
[10:56] Chor
    Just leave.
[10:57] Todo
    Aw, come on...
[11:00] Todo
    You're being a sourpuss just because
    you'll never be able to ride one.
[11:03] Choro
    You'll never ride one, either.
    Where'd you even get that?
[11:08] Chor
    Seriously, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
[11:11] Chor
    Jyushimatsu!
[11:13] Ich
    Huh? But this is a horse.
[11:15] Chor
    No, that's definitely Jyushimatsu.
[11:16] Ich
    It's a horse.
[11:17] Chor
    Hey, you're Jyushimatsu, right?
[11:22] Jyu
    Yup, I'm Jyushimatsu.
[11:23] Choro
    See? It's Jyushimatsu!
[11:24] Ich
    It's a horse.
[11:26] Chor
    You're Jyushimatsu, right?
[11:27] Jyu
    Yup. Jyushimatsu.
[11:28] Chor
    See? It's Jyushimatsu!
[11:30] Ich
    I can't ride Jyushimatsu?
[11:31] Chor
    No Jyushimatsu. That's the worst.
[11:34] Ich
    I see...
[11:38] Ich
    Stupid!
[11:39] Jyu
    Stupid!
[11:41] Chor
    Huh?
[11:46] Chor
    Totoko-chan! Good luck!
[11:50] Chor
    Nyaa-chan! Good luck!
[11:54] Chor
    You dumbass!
[11:55] Iya
    Sheeeh!
[11:56] Iya
    Why?!
[11:57] Iya
    Me has a proper horse!
    Me didn't break any rules!
[12:00] Chor
    That doesn't matter! I'll let the
    horse through, but you leave.
[12:03] Iya
    Why?!
[12:04] Chor
    Leave!
[12:05] Iya
    Sh-Sheeeh!
[12:09] Chor
    Listen up, everyone.
[12:10] Chor
    This is horse racing.
    You're going to ride horses.
[12:13] Cchhor
    Anything else, and I'll kill you.
    Thank you for understanding.
[12:16] Todo
    Yup, horses.
[12:18] Kara
    Horses. Got it.
[12:22] Chor
    What?!
[12:24] Chor
    That's a horse... That's a
    horse, but it's riding you?!
[12:29] Chor
    What?!
SIGN    183rd Mr. Flag Cup
SIGN    Matsuno Ichimatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu-san
SIGN    Arima Kinen
SIGN    Turf
SIGN    OX Grand Prix
[12:56] Oso
    It's here...
[12:58] Oso
    It's here! The time has finally arrived!
[13:02] Oso
    Arima Kinen!
[13:04] Odo
    Arima!
[13:05] Kara
    Come on, Venus!
[13:07] Chor
    The all-star, as voted for by the fans!
[13:09] Jyu
    There's elegance, dreams, and drama!
[13:11] Oso
    The year-end big dream! And that's...
[13:14] All
    ...Arima!
[13:16] Some
    Yay!
[13:16] Ichi
    Y-Yay...
[13:19] Oso
    Oh, man! I can't believe how fun this is!
[13:21] Chor
    Isn't your ass hair just on fire?
[13:23] Kara
    I'm about to cm.
[13:24] Jyu
    Huh?
[13:25] Kara
    I said that I was about to cm!
[13:27] Jyu
    Yeah!
[13:28] Todo
    Hey, what betting
    methods are you guys doing?
[13:31] Oso
    What else, Totty?
    I'm going for the tri-fec-ta!
[13:38] Todo
    Wait, that's it?
[13:39] Chor
    Just the trifecta?
[13:41] Oso
    Yeah... Wait, you guys aren't?
[13:43] Oso
    But you make the most that way.
[13:45] Chor
    That's if you win.
[13:46] Chor
    You really are an idiotic, shitty piece of
    garbage that doesn't think things through.
[13:49] Tod
    You're trash.
[13:51] Oso
    That's fine. I can't think of anything
    else other than the trifecta.
[13:54] Todo
    What about you, Choromatsu-niisan?
[13:55] Chor
    I'm going for the place
    and the quinella place.
[13:57] Oso
    Wow, so lame!
[13:58] Todo
    Lame!
[13:59] Oso
    Talk about not taking any risks!
[14:01] Todo
    Definitely Fappymatsu-like.
[14:02] Chor
    What does it matter to you?! Once the
    results come out, you'll be groveling.
[14:06] Kara
    Guys.
[14:08] Kara
    If you're actually men,
    go for the win. The win.
[14:11] Kara
    The Karamatsu style of horse racing is to
    give my all to the one horse that I choose.
[14:15] Ich
    Tch.
[14:16] Todo
    Oh, really?
[14:16] Todo
    And? Which horse did you pick?
[14:19] Kara
    Number 2, of course.
[14:20] Todo
    And of course, you pick
    yourself! It's all about you!
[14:22] Todo
    Gross!
[14:23] Oso
    What about you, Ichimatsu? What did you pick?
[14:25] Ich
    Huh, m-me? I...
[14:28] Ich
    I woke up at exactly 11:00 this morning,
    so I picked number 11.
[14:33] Ich
    I saw three cats on the
    way here, so number 3.
[14:37] Ich
    And when I counted my change earlier,
    I had fourteen yen, so number 14.
[14:40] Oso
    And there it is! Sign betting!
[14:42] Chor
    You mean when you take signs and codes
[14:44] Chor
    from all around and reflect them in your bets?
[14:46] Ich
    Also, it's the year 2016,
    so I picked number 16,
[14:49] Ich
    and there were 25 steps
    earlier, so numbers 2 and 5,
[14:52] Ich
    and I walked 86 steps, so number 8 and 6...
[14:55] Oso
    Uh, there's really no end to this.
[14:57] Chor
    Don't buy too many, Ichimatsu.
[14:59] Ich
    "Ichimatsu"...
[15:00] Ich
    Oh, yeah! I forgot to pick number 1!
[15:02] Both
    Seriously, there's no end!
[15:04] Todo
    You're all weirdos. What about
    you, Jyushimatsu-niisan?
[15:08] Jyu
    I picked bracket quinella.
[15:09] Five
    Bracket quinella?!
[15:10] Tod
    What?! Bracket quinella?!
[15:11] Tod
    Why?!
[15:12] Oso
    I can't comprehend how stupid people think.
[15:14] Jyu
    I'm not stupid! I have my reasons!
[15:18] Jyu
    Sixteen horses run all at once,
[15:20] Jyu
    so you can't tell which one
    is your horse anymore, right?
[15:23] Jyu
    But that doesn't matter
    with bracket quinella.
[15:24] Jyu
    You just have to remember
    the jockey's hat color.
[15:26] Oso
    Oh, I see. Wait, no, you're still stupid!
[15:29] Jyu
    Well, yes! Yes, yes.
[15:32] Todo
    Huh?
[15:34] Ich
    What about you, Todomatsu?
[15:35] Todo
    Hm?
[15:36] Ich
    What did you pick?
[15:38] Todo
    Oh, I didn't buy a ticket.
[15:40] Ich
    Huh?
[15:41] Todo
    Because I'm in charge of cheering.
[15:44] Todo
    I'm just here to cheer on everyone's horses!
[15:47] Todo
    So if you guys win, give me 10% each, 'kay?
[15:50] Ich
    The little shit took the safe route.
[15:51] Chor
    Leave the racecourse right now.
[15:56] Kara
    It's starting!
[15:57] Oso
    Huh?! Already?!
[15:58] Oso
    Go, 3-6-9! 3-6-9!
[16:01] Kara
    Come on, number 2! Come on, Karamatsu!
[16:06] Six
    Go!
[16:06] Six
    Come on!
[16:09] Six
    Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
    Come on! Come on! Come on!
[16:12] Sx
    Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
    Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
[16:14] Todo
    Please, God!
[16:15] Chor
    Take-sama!
[16:17] Oso
    Demuro-sama!
[16:19] Six
    Go!
[16:30] Chor
    Huh? Wait, huh?
[16:32] Todo
    W-Wait, was that...
[16:34] Kara
    Osomatsu...
[16:36] Jyu
    Osomatsu-niisan?
[16:44] Oso
    I won! I got the trifecta!
[16:49] Oso
    Thanks! Thanks, guys!
[16:56] Oso
    Man, that was really amazing. Who would've
    thought the trifecta would win?
[17:00] Five
    Right?
[17:02] Oso
    I seriously should have bought a ticket.
SIGN    Arima Kinen Trifecta
[17:04] Five
    Right?
SIGN    183rd Mr. Flag Cup
SIGN    Matsuno Jyushimatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu-san
[17:16] Dayo
    Something's wrong!
[17:18] Dayo
    I don't know what to do! My horse won't run!
SIGN    It Won't Run~
[17:26] Deka
    What's going on?
[17:28] Dayo
    It won't run.
[17:37] Dayo
    It won't run!
[17:41] Dayo
    What happened?
[17:45] Dayo
    I don't know what's wrong!
[17:54] Deka
    Oh, maybe...
[18:00] Dayo
    I forgot to put on its horseshoes.
    It's a very smart horse.
[18:07] Dayo
    Thanks!
[18:13] Dayo
    It won't run! That made no difference!
[18:19] Deka
    There's nothing more that I can do...
[18:23] Dayo
    Wait!
[18:24] Deka
    I'm sorry.
[18:25] Dayo
    It won't run!
[18:27] Deka
    I'm sure the horse has its reasons.
[18:30] Dayo
    Wait!
[18:31] Deka
    I'm sorry.
[18:32] Dayo
    Don't go!
[18:34] Deka
    There's nothing more...
[18:43] Dayo
    It won't run!
SIGN    183rd Mr. Flag Cup
SIGN    Matsuno Todomatsu
SIGN    Osomatsu-san
SIGN    One Day Bath
SIGN    Horse Owner
[18:54] Chib
    Huh? You're going to buy a horse?
[18:57] Iya
    Chibita! Me is a genius!
[18:59] Iya
    To make money on the races, instead of
    buying tickets or becoming a jockey,
[19:02] Iya
    becoming a horse owner is the fastest!
[19:05] Iya
    You'll get status, fame,
    and money all at once!
[19:08] Chib
    But how are you going to get a
    horse that easily, you idjit?
[19:12] Chib
    Aren't they expensive?
[19:15] Iya
    There's a good ranch.
SIGN    Hata Hata Ranch
[19:19] Hata
    Here you go, jo. They're super cheap, jo.
[19:23] Iya
    Now me is going to be super rich!
[19:25] Chib
    I might just get one myself.
SIGN    One Horse: Five Yen
[19:27] Iya
    Now, my horsies! Show me your faces!
[20:04] Hata
    What's wrong, jo? Which
    horse do you want, jo?
SIGN    Osomatsu-san
[20:31] Ann
    And now, all of you failures
    across the country...
SIGN    Transcendent Super Super Super Obstacle Race
[20:33] Ann
    Did you get yelled at by
    someone important again?
SIGN    Akatsuka Cup
SIGN    138th Grand Prix
[20:36] Ann
    The rare 138th race, the Akatsuka Cup,
[20:39] Ann
    is yet again the annual transcendent super
    super super obstacle race this year.
[20:43] Toto
    I can't wait! You're gonna piss me off!
[20:47] Ann
    And now, who will be able to clear all
    of these wonderful obstacles and win?
[20:53] Ann
    This race is filled with life lessons.
SIGN    Late Bloomer
[20:55] Ann
    Please find all of them yourselves.
[20:59] Ann
    Every horse will be risking its life.
[21:01] Ann
    Who will be the one to laugh last?
[21:03] Ann
    Who will win the half-off coupons for
    the Nakayama Racecourse's restaurants?
[21:08] Oso
    I'm gonna win! I'm super good at this stuff.
[21:11] Coro
    I have to kill him first.
[21:14] Ka
    I'll plug you full of holes.
[21:16] Todo
    I'll act like I'm not even trying at first,
[21:19] Todo
    and then steal the show in the end!
[21:26] Iya
    Chibita.
[21:29] Iya
    Let's go just as planned.
[21:32] Chib
    So we're going with that plan, you idjit?
[21:36] Deka
    I'll show you what a real old man's made of.
[21:41] Hata
    Jo...
[21:43] Ann
    All right, let's get started.
[21:45] Ann
    The Akatsuka Cup, the transcendent super
    super super obstacle race, is about to start.
SIGN    Late Bloomer
[21:54] Toto
    I can't wait!
[21:59] Ann
    Oh?!
[22:01] An
    Oh?! What's this?!
[22:15] Ann
    Everyone loses!
SIGN    End Card Illustration Asano Naoyuki
SIGN    Horse Racing is Awesome!!!
SIGN    See You Again Someday!!