E17 - Jyushimatsu Festival
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SIGN "Jyushimatsu Festival"
SIGN Jyushimatsu Festival
[00:04] Jyu
Hup! Hup! Hup! Wahoo!
[00:21] Four
Wow! It's a Jyushimatsu festival!
[00:24] Choro
What?! This is what a Jyushimatsu festival is?!
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and a Bomb"
[02:07] Ichi
Are they here yet?
What's the bomb squad doing?
[02:11] Todo
We're reaching the limit! We have to run!
[02:14] Ichi
You idiot! If we run now,
the whole city's gonna blow!
[02:17] Todo
But...
[02:19] Ichi
Damn it. Hurry up and get here, bomb squad...
[02:30] Ichi
Todomatsu.
[02:31] Todo
Yes.
[02:32] Iichi
Was that real?
[02:33] Todo
It was.
[02:35] Ichi
There was something there.
[02:36] Todo
There was.
[02:37] Ichi
Let's try to open it again.
[02:39] Todo
Yes.
[02:43] Ichi
There's something there.
[02:44] Todo
There is.
[02:45] Ichi
What do we do in these cases?
[02:46] Todo
You're asking me?
[02:50] Todo
What?!
[02:51] Both
H-Hey! What?! What?!
[02:53] Both
What the hell?! H-Hey!
[02:55] Ichi
Hey, you! What are you doing?!
[02:57] Jyu
I came to take care of the bomb.
[02:59] Ichi
Uh, how are you taking care of it?!
[03:03] Todo
What?!
SIGN Jyushimatsu
SIGN Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and a Midnight Snack"
[03:29] Oso
Jyushimatsu, I found ramen!
[03:31] Jyu
Really?!
[03:35] Oso
All right.
[03:39] Oso
Jyushimatsu, it hasn't been three minutes yet.
[03:44] Jyu
Osomatsu-niisan, it hasn't
been three minutes yet.
[03:49] Oso
Hey, not yet!
[03:54] Jyu
Wait! Not yet!
[03:57] Oso
Hey.
[03:58] Jyu
Seriously.
[04:01] Oso
No!
[04:01] Jyu
Not yet.
[04:02] Oso
Jyushimatsu!
[04:03] Jyu
Osomatsu-niisan!
[04:05] Oso
Hey!
[04:05] Jyu
Seriously.
[04:06] Oso
Hey.
[04:07] Jyu
Jeez.
[04:08] Oso
Not yet.
[04:08] Jyu
Not yet!
[04:08] Oso
Hey!
[04:09] Jyu
Seriously.
[04:09] Oso
Augh! I can't wait!
[04:12] Jyu
What are you gonna do?
[04:14] Oso
Okay, let's tie each other up.
SIGN 3 Minutes Later
[04:25] Sign
Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and Comiket"
[04:34] Choro
Huh? You're kidding me, right?
SIGN Old and New Volumes
[04:36] Choro
Doujinshi?
[04:37] Choro
You're kidding! Seriously?
[04:40] Choro
What the hell are you doing?!
[04:42] Jyu
Want to buy anything?
[04:43] Choro
What are you selling?
[04:44] Jyu
BL.
[04:45] Choro
BL?!
[04:45] Jyu
Yup.
[04:46] Choro
Wait, it's baseball? You don't call baseball "BL."
[04:50] Jyu
What about this? Catchers are total ukes.
[04:52] Choro
That's someone who catches the ball.
You don't call a catcher an uke.
[04:55] Jyu
This is an outside uke's screwball seme.
[04:57] Choro
That's a battery!
[04:59] Jyu
I also have these pairings.
[05:00] Choro
That's a Waseda vs. Keio game!
[05:01] Jyu
If you prefer reversible, how about this?
[05:03] Choro
You know what "reversible" is?!
SIGN Sample
[05:04] Jyu
Switch hitters.
[05:05] Choro
Those aren't called reversibles!
[05:07] Jyu
Well, what about Super Seme-sama?
[05:08] Choro
No, that's a pitch on the inside
that's thrown close to the body
[05:12] Choro
but ends up high, to keep
a strong hitter at bay.
[05:15] Choro
Seriously, what's with this lineup?!
[05:17] Jyu
Want to buy something?
[05:19] Choro
Give me a switch hitter.
[05:21] Jyu
Sorry. I won't do it.
[05:22] Choro
What the hell is with you?!
SIGN Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and Moving"
[05:31] Kara
Hey, Jyushimatsu! Hurry up,
we're gonna be late.
[05:36] Jyushi
It's okay!
[05:37] Kara
No, it's not okay. There's
only five more minutes.
[05:40] Kara
We're going to be late.
[05:41] Jyu
We'll make it, we'll make it.
[05:43] Kra
We won't make it! Hurry!
[05:45] Jyu
We'll make it!
[05:48] Kara
How are you so calm? We're gonna be late!
[05:50] Jyu
Nope, nope.
[05:52] Kara
Come on, let's hurry. Run, Jyushimatsu!
[05:56] Kara
Huh?
[05:56] Kara
What?!
SIGN Pachinko Dragon
[06:05] Jyu
See? We made it on time.
[06:11] Kara
True.
[06:13] Sign
Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and Secrets"
[06:23] Jyu
You're lucky you won so much, Karamatsu-niisan.
[06:27] Kara
It appears Venus was smiling down on me today.
[06:30] Jyu
What?
[06:31] Kara
No, it's nothing.
[06:34] Kara
Oh, yeah, Jyushimatsu.
[06:36] Kara
Don't tell the others that I won at pachinko.
[06:40] Jyu
Why not?
[06:41] Kara
If they find out I won,
they might try to mooch off me.
[06:46] Jyu
Got it.
[06:48] Kara
I trust you.
SIGN Matsu
[06:50] Jyu
We're home!
[06:51] Jyu
Hey, guys! Karamatsu-niisan
won a lot at pachin—
[06:55] Kara
Non, non, non, Jyushimatsu. Jyushimatsu.
[06:59] Jyu
Huh?
[07:00] Kara
Everything you just did was wrong, Jyushimatsu.
[07:02] Kara
Did you forget? You're not supposed
to tell them that I won at pachinko.
[07:06] Kara
Understand?
[07:09] Jyu
Got it.
[07:10] Kara
I lost today at pachinko.
[07:12] Jyu
You lost at pachinko.
[07:15] Kara
That's right. I trust you.
[07:17] Jyu
We're home!
[07:19] Jyu
Guys, Karamatsu-niisan lost at pachinko!
[07:23] Kara
I had no luck at all today.
[07:25] Jyu
He lost, he lost! Didn't win at all!
[07:28] Jyu
He lost. He totally lost.
[07:30] Jyu
Didn't win a thing.
[07:31] Jyu
Lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, los—
[07:34] Kara
Jyushimatsu!
[07:36] Kara
Oh, Jyushimatsu! Jyushimatsu!
[07:39] Jyu
Huh?
[07:40] Kara
You're being too suspicious! If you say
it that much, it just sounds like I won.
[07:45] Jyu
What should I do?
[07:46] Kara
Let's not talk about pachinko.
Just do the normal "We're home."
[07:51] Jyu
Got it.
[07:52] Kara
I trust you.
[07:54] Jyu
CR we're home!
[07:56] Kara
Jyushimatsu! Oh, my little Jyushimatsu!
[08:00] Jyu
Huh?
[08:01] Kara
Don't add "CR"! What does
"CR we're home" even mean?!
[08:05] Kara
Just "We're home" will suffice, okay?!
[08:09] Jyu
Got it!
[08:10] Kara
I trust you.
[08:11] Jyu
Pachinko!
[08:13] Kara
I need Jyushimatsu! Oh, I need Jyushimatsu!
[08:19] Jyu
Huh?
[08:20] Kara
Are you doing this on purpose? Hmm?
[08:22] Kara
Oh, my little Jyushimatsu?
[08:24] Todo
What're you doing?
[08:26] Todo
What? Did you two go play pachinko?
[08:28] Kara
Hm? What are you talking about?
[08:29] Todo
Don't try to trick us. We just heard
you say "pachinko" really loud.
[08:35] Todo
Wait...
[08:35] Todo
And the way you're acting... You won, didn't you?
[08:37] Kara
N-No...
[08:38] Todo
Jyushimatsu-niisan, Karamatsu-niisan
won at pachinko, didn't he?
[08:42] Kara
I didn't win, did I, Jyushimatsu?
[08:44] Todo
He won, right?
[08:45] Kara
I didn't win, right?
[08:46] Todo
Don't lie to your brothers!
[08:48] Kara
J-Jyushimatsu?
[08:50] Todo
What's the matter, Jyushimatsu-niisan?
[08:51] Kara
Jyushimatsu!
[08:52] Todo
Jyushimatsu-niisan!
[08:54] Kara
Jyushimatsu!
[08:55] Todo
Jyushimatsu-niisan!
[08:56] Kara
Jyushimatsu!
[08:56] Todo
Jyushimatsu-niisan!
[08:57] ---
Jyushimatsu!
[09:02] Kara
Jyushimatsu! This is all my fault, Jyushimatsu!
SIGN Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and Concepts"
[09:18] Jyu
Ichimatsu-niisan.
[09:20] Ichi
Hm?
[09:21] Jyu
What am I?
[09:23] Ichi
Hm?
[09:25] Jyu
What's a Jyushimatsu?
[09:27] Ichi
Huh?
[09:29] Jyu
I'm Jyushimatsu, right?
[09:31] Ichi
Yeah.
[09:32] Jyu
Wow, I'm Jyushimatsu.
[09:35] Ichi
Huh?
[09:36] Jyu
Then why am I Jyushimatsu?
[09:38] Ichi
Why?
[09:39] Jyu
Yeah. I mean, I'm Jyushimatsu, right?
[09:46] Ichi
The thing I think makes you Jyushimatsu
[09:50] Ichi
is your mouth.
[09:51] Jyu
My mouth?
[09:52] Ichi
Yeah. It's always open.
[09:54] Ichi
When I see that, I think, "Oh, it's Jyushimatsu."
[09:58] Jyu
Huh... Then am I not Jyushimatsu
when I close my mouth?
[10:04] Ichi
Huh? No, you're still Jyushimatsu.
[10:10] Ichi
Also, your single cowlick.
That's another one of your characteristics.
[10:18] Ichi
I'm gonna go take a dump.
[10:21] Ichi
Hey, guys! You're not here?!
[10:24] Ichi
Hey!
[10:27] Jyu
So I look like a Jyushimatsu...
[10:29] Jyu
So if I change how I look,
I won't be Jyushimatsu anymore?
[10:34] Jyu
I'm Osomatsu!
[10:36] Jyu
I'm Karamatsu.
[10:37] Jyu
Hey, I'm Choromatsu.
[10:39] Jyu
I'm Todomatsu!
[10:41] Jyu
Nah, I'm me. Jyushimatsu.
[10:47] Jyu
Ah! Then maybe if I change my
voice rather than my appearance...
[10:51] Jyu
Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!
[10:54] Jyu
This is Jyushimatsu.
[10:56] Jyu
Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!
[10:59] Jyu
Hustle, hustle!
[11:01] Jyu
Muscle, muscle!
[11:02] Jyu
Hustle, hustle!
[11:03] Jyu
Muscle, muscle!
[11:08] Jyu
Hmm... But in the end, me impersonating
myself is still me, isn't it?
[11:14] Jyu
But if it's an impersonation
of myself, it's not really me?
[11:26] Jyu
This is still Jyushimatsu, too!
[11:28] Jyu
Yup, all me. Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!
[11:33] Jyu
Oh, how about this?
SIGN Jyushimatsu
[11:37] Jyu
This is still Jyushimatsu, too!
[11:41] Jyu
Is an electrical pole still an electrical pole?
SIGN Electrical Pole
[11:45] Jyu
Ooh!
[11:46] Jyu
A house is still a house!
[11:48] Jyu
Fence! Gates! Flowers!
[11:49] Jyu
Trees! Cars!
SIGN Fence
SIGN Gate
SIGN Flower
SIGN Tree
SIGN Car
SIGN Clouds
SIGN Sun
SIGN House
SIGN House
SIGN Dirt
SIGN Sky
SIGN Jyushimatsu
[11:51] Jyu
This is totally okay!
SIGN Choromatsu
[11:53] Choro
What the hell?! I turned into this!
SIGN Osomatsu
SIGN Karamatsu
SIGN Todomatsu
[11:56] Oso
We won't need a character designer anymore.
[11:58] Kara
Or a storyboard artist.
[11:59] Todo
You don't need art or sound directors, either.
[12:01] Iya
It's me! Sheeeh!
SIGN Teeth
[12:04] Chibi
It's me, you idjit, damn it!
SIGN Small
[12:06] Toto
Hey, what the heck?
SIGN Fish
SIGN Big
SIGN Mouth
[12:10] Hata
This is fun, jo.
SIGN Flag
[12:15] Jyu
Look at that. So ego, self-recognition,
and the meaning of life
SIGN Sky
[12:18] Jyu
are all pretty small things that don't mean much.
SIGN Jyushimatsu
[12:23] Jyu
Oh, cool. I'm gonna get lighter, too.
SIGN Jyushi
[12:28] Jyu
Even more!
SIGN Jyu
[12:31] Jyu
Yup. I'm still Jyushimatsu.
SIGN Ichi
[12:34] Jyu
Oh, Ichimatsu-niisan.
[12:36] Ichi
Huh? You look like a plus sign.
[12:40] Jyu
Yup. And you look like a
minus sign, Ichimatsu-niisan.
[12:46] Jyu
Hey, Ichimatsu-niisan.
[12:48] Ichi
Huh?
[12:49] Jyu
In the end, what are we?
[12:53] Ichi
Who knows? In fact, what is this conversation?
[12:57] Jyu
Good point.
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and Surgery"
[13:04] Todo
No! I don't want surgery!
[13:07] Toto
But Todomatsu-kun, you can't
leave the hospital without it.
[13:11] Todo
But I'm scared! I don't wanna!
[13:19] Todo
Y-You're...
[13:27] Todo
Who are you?!
[13:28] Jyu
I'm Jyushimatsu.
[13:29] Todo
Hm?
[13:31] Jyu
Jyushimatsu.
[13:33] Todo
Oh... Are you a professional baseball player?
[13:35] Todo
Sorry, I actually like soccer...
[13:38] Jyu
I'm not a professional baseball player.
[13:39] Todo
Huh? You're not a professional baseball player?
[13:41] Jyu
Nope.
[13:42] Todo
Then who are you?
[13:43] Jyu
I'm Jyushimatsu.
[13:45] Toto
All right, Jyushimatsu-san.
I'm leaving the rest to you.
[13:48] Todo
Huh? Do you know who this is?
[13:50] Todo
Nurse?
[13:53] Todo
Huh?
[13:56] Jyu
Now, Takashi-kun...
[13:57] Todo
I'm Todomatsu!
[13:58] Jyu
I hear you don't have money to get your surgery.
[14:00] Todo
That's all wrong. It's not the money,
I'm just scared to have the surgery.
[14:04] Todo
Seriously, who are you?
[14:05] Jyu
You're so obsessed with that.
Try turning on the TV.
[14:08] Todo
The TV?
[14:10] Lady
And in 3 minutes...
SIGN Call Now
[14:12] Guy
If you call now...
[14:13] Lady
Now, repeat after me.
[14:14] Guy
This marriage was a shock...
[14:16] Guy
That doesn't taste good.
[14:16] Guy
It'll only be...
[14:17] Lady
Repeat after me.
[14:20] Todo
Huh? You're not on there.
[14:22] Jyu
Yup.
[14:25] Todo
Huh?! Seriously, who are you?!
[14:27] Jyu
I'm Jyushimatsu.
[14:28] Todo
I don't know you! Leave, you creep!
[14:30] Jyu
Munch, munch...
[14:31] Todo
Stop eating and leave!
[14:33] Todo
Stop swinging that and leave!
[14:34] Jyu
I'm Jyushimatsu.
[14:35] Todo
Yeah, I got that!
[14:38] Todo
Whoa, why? Why? Why?!
[14:40] Jyu
Goodnight, Jyushimatsu-kun.
[14:42] Todo
You're Jyushimatsu!
[14:50] Todo
I really want out of here!
Just hurry up and do the surgery!
[14:54] Sign
Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and Experiments"
[15:06] Oso
Jyushimatsu-kun! It's finally done!
[15:08] Jyu
Congratulations, Professor Osomatsu!
So, what is this medicine?
[15:13] Oso
No idea.
[15:15] ---
That's my professor!
[15:20] Oso
Jyushimatsu-kun.
[15:21] Jyu
Yep.
[15:25] Oso
Well?
[15:27] Jyu
Not a clue.
[15:29] Oso
That's my Jyushimatsu-kun.
[15:34] Oso
Jyushimatsu-kun disappeared!
[15:36] Jyu
Professor, I'm over here.
[15:38] Oso
Oh, you're invisible! So this is a
medicine that turns you invisible.
[15:43] Jyu
No, I'm a human that could
turn invisible from birth.
[15:47] Oso
That's my Jyushimatsu-kun.
[15:52] Jyu
Ah!
[15:53] Jyu
You look naked right now, Professor.
This medicine makes things see-through!
[15:56] Oso
Nope. I just took off all
my clothes in an instant.
[16:01] Jyu
That's my professor!
SIGN Jyushimatsu
SIGN Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu Pan"
[16:15] Toto
Not a single fun thing happened today, either.
[16:19] Toto
Every day is so boring.
[16:22] Toto
If only I could go to some
faraway land of dreams...
[16:30] Toto
Who's there?
[16:36] Jyu
I'm Jyushimatsu Pan.
[16:37] Toto
Jyushimatsu Pan?
[16:39] Jyu
Now, come with me.
[16:41] Toto
Huh?
[16:42] Toto
A-Amazing...
[16:45] Toto
Hey, Jyushimatsu Pan, where are we going?
[16:48] Jyu
A dreamlike place.
[16:49] Toto
Really?
[16:51] Ichi
We shouldn't have to take this ugly thing with us.
[16:54] Jyu
Hey, don't be jealous, Tinkerichi.
[16:57] Ichi
Hmph.
[17:01] Jyu
Okay, we're here.
[17:03] Toto
Where are we?
[17:05] Jyu
Fujiidera Baseball Stadium's former location.
[17:08] Ichi
In the 1989 Japan Series,
[17:10] Ichi
they were able to reverse
3 losses into 4 wins here.
[17:14] Jyu
This place is like a dream.
[17:16] Toto
Huh?
[17:27] Jyu
Okay, we're here.
[17:29] Toto
Where are we?
[17:30] Jyu
Nihonbara in Okayama Prefecture.
[17:32] Ichi
The dirt from here is used as the
dirt for part of the Koshien field.
[17:37] Jyu
This place is like a dream.
[17:46] Toto
Huh?
[17:51] Jyu
Okay, we're here.
[17:54] Jyu
Kwarp Academy in the Dominican Republic.
[17:55] Ichi
So awesome! I love Zoriano!
[17:59] ---
This place is like a dream.
[18:03] Jyu
Well, see ya!
[18:07] Toto
No!
[18:09] Toto
Don't leave me in the Dominican Republic!
SIGN Jyushimatsu
[18:13] Sign
Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu and Medicine"
[18:19] Jyu
Hello, Professor Dekapan!
[18:22] Deka
Yes, hello.
[18:24] Jyu
I have a request.
[18:26] Deka
What is it?
[18:27] Jyu
I wanna hit home runs, so could
you give me some steroids?
[18:32] Deka
That's a great idea. One sec.
[18:37] Deka
Here we go.
[18:40] Jyu
Bring it!
[18:42] Jyu
Wahoo!
SIGN Jyushimatsu
SIGN Jyushimatsu Festival
SIGN "Jyushimatsu"
[19:31] Oso
Hey, guys.
[19:33] Oso
When did Jyushimatsu end up like that?
[19:40] Oso
Wait, wait, don't run away. Sit.
[19:46] Choro
We're really going there?
[19:48] Todo
Let's not. It seems dangerous...
[19:51] Oso
No, I'm scared to talk about
this, too. But I need to know.
[19:54] Oso
I can't get it off my mind.
[19:55] Choro
He was normal when we were kids, right?
[19:57] Oso
He was.
[19:58] Todo
Are you implying that he's
actually an adult now?
[20:01] Oso
No idea.
[20:01] Choro
Is he even human?
[20:03] Oso
I'm telling you, I have no idea.
[20:04] Kara
How about it, Ichimatsu?
[20:07] Ichi
Why are you asking me?
[20:08] Kara
You're with him the most, aren't you?
[20:12] Ichi
Actually, up until recently,
I felt some darkness in him.
[20:17] Ichi
That there's something sinister behind
that unnatural cheeriness and hyperness...
[20:24] Ichi
But I was wrong. He's just Jyushimatsu.
[20:26] Ichi
He has no darkness.
[20:28] Ichi
He's Jyushimatsu from head to toe.
[20:30] Ichi
Basically, Jyushimatsu is his
own genre. Do you understand?
[20:34] Choro
Like hell we understand!
What do you mean, genre?!
[20:37] Oso
Hey, let's look at the photo albums.
[20:38] Oso
Then we can figure out at what point he changed.
SIGN Memories
[20:43] Todo
Hey, why didn't we do any of this earlier?
[20:47] Choro
Because we were that scared to find out.
[20:51] Oso
When was this?
[20:51] Kara
His 7-5-3 festival.
[20:53] Oso
He's still normal here.
[20:56] Oso
First grade.
[20:57] Four
He's normal...
[20:58] Oso
Second grade.
[20:59] Four
Normal.
[21:01] Oso
Third grade.
[21:02] Four
Normal...
[21:03] Oso
Fourth grade.
[21:05] Oso
Fifth grade.
[21:06] Oso
Sixth grade.
[21:07] Choro
He's not changing at all.
[21:09] Oso
7th grade.
[21:10] Oso
8th grade.
[21:12] Oso
9th grade.
[21:13] Oso
10th grade.
[21:14] Oso
11th...
[21:16] Oso
It was here!
[21:17] Oso
That suddenly?! He suddenly
turned into that in 10th grade?!
[21:20] Kara
So it was his high school debut.
[21:22] Ichi
No, his Jyushimatsu debut, to be more precise.
[21:24] Choro
What is a Jyushimatsu debut?!
[21:26] Todo
Hey, wait. Look.
SIGN Sealed
[21:41] Oso
All right, let's go drink.
[21:43] Four
Yup.
SIGN Next Time on Osomatsu-san
[23:32] Kara
A next episode preview? All you
need to do is just watch next week.
[23:36] Kara
Don't make me do something so unproductive.
[23:38] Kara
That's about as unproductive as manual labor.
[23:41] Kara
But since we're here, I'll give you
a preview of my actions for tomorrow.
[23:44] Kara
I'm going to read all volumes of
"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" at Book-.
SIGN Iyami's Counterattack
[23:47] Kara*
I'm going to learn how to live like a man.
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